“You’re off to the farlands” has the same vibes of “I’m sending you to the shadow realm Jimbo”

@lordgiacomos2551

17 күн бұрын

Also similar energy to "Take him to Detroit"

@WackoMcGoose

17 күн бұрын

@@lordgiacomos2551 Or "you're going to brazil"

@Phant0m51

17 күн бұрын

"We sent him to live at a farm."

@code6652

16 күн бұрын

"Back to philadelphia brother"

@rablerandomnesst.r.r.8871

16 күн бұрын

Or, "go to your room."

cant wait for "take your pants of xisuma" to become a horn

@brechdt

17 күн бұрын

Also the "say what?"

@adamhayes4691

16 күн бұрын

And “I am a big willy en- a big willies enjoyer” - Iskall, Mumbo’s ep15

@LelouchVee

16 күн бұрын

Well it is definitely horny

@E.E.E.-

16 күн бұрын

And Joel's: "Why are all these men obsessed with me?"

"Veterans will note however that Xisuma's fursona is a turtle" felt like a mental gunshot wound before I remembered 'oh yea, the turtle skin.'

@PredictedCyborg

16 күн бұрын

And once again it is Scar who reminds X that he is a turtle. xD

OMG you can *hear* the smile on his face after the poem, it's precious!

@molly_the_spy7414

17 күн бұрын

I heard that too! ❤

@stealthlock6634

17 күн бұрын

I hear it too and I’m smiling too, YES y’all should be proud of that poem

@Wearywastrel

16 күн бұрын

It's better than a soggy vogon.

@silversugar2140

16 күн бұрын

Glad it's not just me who caught that. uwu

I love that so many of the Hermits' "mega builds" are just cities or otherwise disparate buildings. Makes the server feel more alive than just a dozen ultra massive buildings being kinda connected by paths

Love how you can hear Pix trying not to laugh after he reads the poem 😂

Grian was kicked not banned. "For the lols" - Xisumavoid -

@VaryaEQ

16 күн бұрын

What?

@ms_scribbles

14 күн бұрын

@@VaryaEQ Grian was goofing with Gem, then X logged in and Gem told him to ban Grian. So...he did. Sort of. He kicked him instead.

if that clip of Scar saying "Take your pants off real quick" doesn't get turned into a horn by next week, I will be shocked.

“ Xisumas fursona is a turtle.” will now live in my head rent free.

6:26 “very good, very good, very good” tango said in a vampire voice, unknowing that he just made the perfect sound for a horn

@dbseamz

17 күн бұрын

He's probably become the second-largest supplier for Cub's shop, just behind Scar. Cub will make up what he paid for that fireworks ad in no time.

As an English student, the Edgar Allen Poe Poe Poem put a tear in my eye!

"This pig only has one heart." "Yup. Bye!" "Wait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

@kyunomak799

16 күн бұрын

Watching that clip in Doc's vid gave me serious DBZA Mr Popo vibes lol

7:43 small inside jokes like this is the reason why Hermitcraft Recap is such a comedy gold 😂

fun fact: extra funny that their hermit craft- flavored version of Nevermore said “quoth the parrot” as originally, Edgar Allen Poe intended for the famous Raven to be a parrot because they could speak!

@goldenhorde6944

16 күн бұрын

Ravens can actually mimic too, just not to the same degree

How funny would it be if the next recap starts with the recap team counting diamonds before proudly announcing their new sponsor and then launching into an ad for Caboom!

"It's gonna be May" was the funniest, most unexpected joke. Well done.

Yay! The quotes under Lyarrah are back! Always makes me pause, turn captions off, rewinds and watch again 😂

I am continually impressed not only by the cleverness of the wordplays of these recaps, but that you manage to recap what happened without really giving spoilers. Absolutely fantastic work, as always

@YetAnotherJenn

15 күн бұрын

This! Precisely! They are such a wonderful team. ❤❤❤

The amount of Edgar Allan Poe references in the first few minutes alone is astonishing. The humor this show has is fantastic.

"I might just kill you guys" will be a goat horn

you should have seen the betrayal on my husband's face when pixelriffs said "it's gonna be may." i'm a millennial, he's genz and he just... closed his eyes in disgust. lmfao ty so much

I feel like the next video should start with Iskall saying he's a big Willy's enjoyer

@Mr.Brothybear

15 күн бұрын

Everyone loves A Good Willy

@MrCoppify

10 күн бұрын

​@@Mr.Brothybear nice chocolate factory

cant believe mumbos episodes are scheduled during recap day so he doesn't get coverage when he should

At first I wasn't sure where you were going with a "not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse"-esque poem at the start in May, but once the punchline hit, I laughed for a full minute. Excellent work there, guys.

I saw Farlands in the thumbnail and immediately said "KurtJMac Reference!?" out loud. I'll never forget Mindcrack until the day I die lol.

@shattered_prism

16 күн бұрын

Doc apparently knows him personally. He was mentioned in the comments of that video

Pix (mostly) wrote that poem!? No wonder you were smiling afterward! You should be proud of that thing, I was smiling with you!

I'm stuck in a cycle of forgetting the recap releases on Sunday, but only on Sunday. And then I become extremely happy when I see the notification, because I forgot.

The Backstreet Boys "its gonna be may joke".......that was nsync and if you grew up in the 90s youd be so offended by the mistake 😂😂😂😂

the poem at the start will be in the history books im calling it

I was confused at the beginning, but into it, but when you revealed the pun, I genuinely had to laugh loud. Well done! I love your guys' wit!

Some claim Scar is still travelling through the Nether to this day

So uh, I'm pretty sure some 2b2t players are gonna be _very_ interested in what Doc just built. Being able to plaid yourself to the world border faster than you can say "Ludicrous Speed, GO!" is going to open up some very !!Fun!! possibilities...

@ryanchase9332

17 күн бұрын

Bold of you to assume a machine that requires micro calculations would survive even a day on 2b2t...

@thereinforcementshavearriv8288

16 күн бұрын

Sir we’ve been JAMMED!

@WackoMcGoose

16 күн бұрын

@@thereinforcementshavearriv8288 There's only one hermit that would *_DARE_* give me the raspberry... _POULTRY MANNNN!_

@idiotically-everything

16 күн бұрын

It might get called a lag machine though in 2b2t's laggy server. Heck, you can't even eat food so using cakes is the best

@gristen

16 күн бұрын

they probably already know about it. im not in either group, but im assuming that the venn diagram of technical minecrafters (like the ones in doc's hivemind) and 2b2t players is basically a circle. from what i know tho there seems to be only two things that actually get strongly enforced on 2b2t and thats lag and backdoor exploits. id imagine its probably easier to just flat out cheat using hacked clients on there then it is to utilize a sensitive redstone machine like this frequently. also im pretty sure fly hacks are banned on there due to the lag that loading chunks that fast cause, so the speed at which this machine flings you might flag one of the few anti-cheat systems 2b2t does have and stop you in your tracks or even kick you from the server.

I love how it sounded like Pix was struggling to keep it together at the start

Absolutely loved the poem in the intro!

"Farlands? That's a word I havent heard in a _long_ time."

'Edgar Allen Poe Poe' was a delight! What a funny and clever introduction!

“Take your pants off real quick Xisuma” and “say what?!” Are going to be great horns for next months subscription box

I say sandstone is more sand because it can be crafted with sand

Wait, the term ''farlands jail'' makes a very interesting idea come into my brain... If the far lands are like, an infinitely outstretching wall surrounding the Minecraft world, which is small in comparison to the sheer scope of the far lands themselves... Isn't the Minecraft world a jail cell and the farlands, its prison walls?!

OMG, the farlands!! How could I forget!? AAAAAAAAAAh I feel old.

The subtle Mr ed joke sent me flying through the nether

4:00 I... I believe Skizz said 'Isaid321go!' just REALLY fast

The Poe poem hit all of the serotonin buttons in my brain. I'm extremely pleased 😍

"If you could eat it, sell it. It's food." A man once ate an entire Cessna 150 airplane... in pieces, over a two year period. That definition of food seems a bit overbroad.

@stan8479

16 күн бұрын

How did his body take it? o_O

STAR TREK IN HERMITCRAFT?!?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

That poepoem was Glorious!

IM DONE that ENTIRE intro just for a single Poe Poe joke. The commitment! Who's idea was it?

Sloy I appreciated the Cask of Amontillado reference! 0:50 for anyone wondering

That intro was awesome! Well done, Pixlriffs!

30 seconds in and I'm already taking my hat off! That's a really good Raven

that was the best set-up for "Edgar Allen Poe Poe", didn't see it coming atall

Oh! I watched Doc's episode! I don't normally do that because it's like school but this one was amazing and I understood everything! Launched four million blocks in seconds is wild

@Blargerhonk

17 күн бұрын

In 1/20 of a second (1/4 light speed). The rest of the time was to come back down and land and the game to catch up on what the hell just happened. XD

I think that was the hardest I’ve ever laughed at an intro, well done 🤣🤣

Considering Pixl went Tumblr viral for something very similar to the intro, the fact he wrote it doesn’t surprise me.

Not forgetting that Cub has basically become a paid POE POE informant. :P

The lore is unmatched

Hats off for the Poe poem, I was quite impressed (and very amused).

what an intro absolutely loved it!

The music change for Beef is just 🤌

That poem was pure genius!!!

Love the Poe beginning! ❤

Wolves of Woolsttreet.. thats fantastic

Honestly this might be the best intro I've seen 😂😂

"Take your pants off Xisuma." "SAY WHAT?!"

Edgar Allen PoePoe XD I'm screaming!

the wolves of wolvestreet is walking dangerously on the full on furry fanfiction path

Edger Allen PoePoe 🤣 Had to immediately rewatch the poem 😂

That was an intro for the ages!

I like how your using the and then theres mumbo card as much as possible for who ever is last lol

Your having too much fun with the openings lol. Good work guys always enjoy this

The hermits get more and more insane as every week goes by :D

Loved the episodes this week so I’m so excited for this!

Xloy really didnt think about the double entendre in "All you can eat beaver buffet," did he...

9:36 BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My dude, pearlo is aussie, her being a felon is how her family ended up there :)

Good timing I just woke back up from being really sick so it’s time to watch this to feel better

I admit I'm a little worried about Scar being stuck so far away, lol

A perfect intro, i tip my extremely oversized poe poe cap with attached sunglasses to everyone involved

Oh no. Now there's hermitcraft recap Meta jokes. This is going to get deep.

The Po Po roleplay is totally unrealistic. Despite them abusing their powers, they are holding themselves accountable for violations, and that’s not something that happens irl.🤣

As a Baltimore native I appreciate the Edgar Allan Poe reference.

The intro got me hard XD I read Raven ONE time and suddenly it's everywhere XD

This is greatly written! 👏

the intro poem is incredible! love it! 😂

Love these recaps

crying laughing at the intro poem. off to a great start

doc says appab (all poe-poe are- *bad*, no other words haha)

Great job making the video

I'm not a bot or anything but the amount of effort put into these videos is actually absurd I appreciate it!!

Thanks for the update.

Always amazing content every time, keep up the amazing work and dedication to the channel!

I really hope scar and skizz watch that opening 😭😭😭

Anybody else notice Sars Death Star looks like a dandelion from the distance? 😅

Wow, Sloy. Wow.

“Edgar Allen Poe Poe” 😂

Artistry at its finest

Surprisingly it isn’t the first fish underground dungeon

WHOEVER came up with Edgar Allan Poe Poe. You deserve more money than youtube adsense provides god that was PERFECT

"Identity theft is not a joke, millions of people suffer every year"

I choked on my food laughing who wrote that quote