Have You Heard These Dad Jokes?
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📝 Show Notes
Jana and Matt came back to show us some of the new jokes they had been practicing. Eloise had an absolute mare (nightmare) the longer the video went on but this made things more entertaining. Of course there was plenty of Michael laughing at everything, Mitch delivering dead pan one liners and Leigh thinking his jokes were far better than they were.
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No matter how strong the jokes are, the funniest is still Micheal absolutely loosing it every single time 😂
@jenieuwedocent
Жыл бұрын
Michael is not there to play, he’s just there to have a good time.
@StudioMargalima
Жыл бұрын
And the build up to losing it everytime, it's so hilarious
@jonjohnson1978.
Жыл бұрын
Opinions vary but i find him laughing at absolutely nothing insufferable...rest of the crew is great but, he is god awful
@MeppyMan
Жыл бұрын
@@jonjohnson1978. can’t please everyone.
@gmr1234gmr1234
Жыл бұрын
When he said no one wants to be on my team 😂 you’re the best Michells
I love that Jana is not inherently better at not laughing, she's just more disappointed in the others.
@Th4t_guy_
Жыл бұрын
I think it's both 😂 she (and I and whoever else) have a gene where we can shut it off. Our brain says "that's hilarious" but our face has a total stroke
@lavatr8322
Жыл бұрын
yea shes a vibe off....
If I ever do stand up comedy I want Michael on the crowd.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
It’s exactly who you need!
@milanradojevic1124
Жыл бұрын
Just don't offer him any money, because he will laugh at any offer :)
@slaps101
Жыл бұрын
You want him to crowd surf?
@mikemcwilliams7801
Жыл бұрын
how about in the crowd not on
When Jana laughs, it’s like the sun coming out after 40 days and 40 nights of rain.
@noirjacques3274
Жыл бұрын
Smooth…. And I totally agree!
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto
11 ай бұрын
You need to get out more
@pastureexpectationsfarm6412
9 ай бұрын
It's epoch.
@madhurmotwani9935
9 ай бұрын
Somebody's got a crush on Jana
@Damienzor
8 ай бұрын
@@madhurmotwani9935 you don't?!
Michael is such a pure soul: -Why do you laugh Michael? -Because it's funny!
That was a truly seamless edit. If you wouldn’t have mentioned it earlier, I don’t think I would’ve noticed.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Haha for which part?
@AnuragPandey394
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates I think they're poking fun at the last joke in the video.
@rvdphunter9754
Жыл бұрын
@@AnuragPandey394 It was a rhetorical question
Michael's laugh is what the world needs. ❤Much love!
@lavatr8322
Жыл бұрын
no you won't get Michael
"They find it funny, free speech!" that was the killer joke of the set.
As an American, I 100% approve of that joke. 👍🏻😂
@uslalas22
Жыл бұрын
If you can’t laugh at yourself (ourselves)…
@nooneimportant1985
Жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@mpaczkow
Жыл бұрын
These jokes are much funnier in Australian.
@prollins6443
Жыл бұрын
It's fair. Harsh but fair
@TreyCook21
Жыл бұрын
Sadly, we have to import most of our terrorists.
The dwaine johnson and boxers joke was really good 😂😂😂
Michael is that kind of dude everyone needs to have in a friend group hahaha
@IAmTheRealBill
Жыл бұрын
Indeed. Someone has to ensure the group is murderer-free.
@ZEROVOK
Ай бұрын
We have a Michael in our friend group. We are almost never bored.🙏
"this is why no one wants to be on my team", michael.
The jokes get raunchier every episode. I love it!
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Jana looks at her teammates when they laugh 😂😂😎🤔
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha with hatred ?
@jamesh684
11 ай бұрын
Well I got a mom so I’m good
Michael makes everything so much funnier.. love the guy!!
''I'm Merican'' and that tourist joke was very funny!!!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic news thank you haha
Michael and Jana are the best combo! 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
They are elite honestly
The Potato-Famine one was dark :D
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
The worst thing is … we didn’t even know it was meant to be dark , I don’t even know if jana knew that
@brianpmack
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates If I've learned anything about Jana from these videos, it is that she definitely knew how dark it was. Jana doesn't play to beat the competition, she plays to DESTROY them.
@PirateTrowel85
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that joke, then instantly felt like a terrible person 🤣 Excellent effort all round
@believer365
Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. Can you explain?
@niklaspilot
Жыл бұрын
@@believer365 there was a so called Potato-famine in Ireland where roughly 1 million Irish people died between 1845 and 1852. Hence why it takes “no potatoes” to kill an Irishman 😬
I do love The Dad joke segments. Always funny and Mickus is a joy to watch every time.
Some very good ones in this lot. Love the American intelligent one. The Rock one Dwayneing his Johnson was excellent.
@acebone2
Жыл бұрын
Being a non-anglosaxian, I didn't get that joke at all - He "drains" his "Johnson" - sounds like there's a reference to someone called Dwayne Johnson? "A rock" may be "The Rock" - that big hunk moviestar?
@rusty6714
Жыл бұрын
@@acebone2 Dwayne Johnson is a former wrestler who used "The Rock" as his stage name
@XCC23
Жыл бұрын
@@acebone2 To be clear - you basically got it. The real name of The Rock, that big hunk movie star, is Dwayne Johnson.
@acebone2
Жыл бұрын
Oh - it's the Rocks real name - got it, thnx guys. It's even funny when explained :)
I love this ! We need at least 1 episode per week cheers from Jordan 🇯🇴
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha very fair thank you ❤️
Love these, please keep them coming
This family is brilliant, love em
Great finish to the video editing that last joke, I liked the way Jana and Mickus pretended to laugh 😂 also I love Eloise's reactions, she's genuinely shocked with some of the punch lines
Jana's definitely leaning on the Irish jokes. As a proud descendant- I want more! :D
Mickus is the dude🤣🤣🤣love the fact he laughs at EVERY joke. 😂😂😂
Everyone is awesome and I love seeing every one of you alls interactions with each other.
@WeGotTheChocolates
3 ай бұрын
We love to hear that mate!
@stevenbaker107
3 ай бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates I love you all. How is everyone doing? Virtual hugs to you all. Thank you for everything, including for being in my life. Everyone of you all are amazing and incredible.
LMFAO @ the tourists joke! that was gold.
One right back at you from America. Q: What do you call an Aussie with 100 girlfriends? A: A farmer
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I don’t mind it 😂
@manoculture1524
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@philgagnon275
Жыл бұрын
Ewe bastard. That was hilarious
@clifffield1
Жыл бұрын
@@philgagnon275 Shouldn't that have been "Ewe baaaaastard"?
@believer365
Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but can you explain the joke?
You know, I believe that the trick to making a joke funny is the way you tell it.
@WeGotTheChocolates
4 ай бұрын
Probably makes sense 😂
Mickus is so easily amused. He will laugh at anything.
That laugh of Michael is so funny
Love the show guys, well done and keep it up!
Nice that Jana was able to take a break from her moonshine distillery -- and josh around for a bit.👍
I’d be terrible at this game. If Jana winked at me I wouldn’t be able to stop giggling…..hee hee hee
Mitch’s tired and hungry + Jana’s rhetorical question jokes are winners for me 😂
Wow. This was REALLY good. Thanks for the laughs.
Leigh: Do you know this one? Micheal: No, I'm just gonna laugh XD
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha literally what happens 😂
I'm American, and that joke was spot on. Keep it up
That was a nice edit... very smooth! :D
Michael’s laugh is the best!
😂😂😂 love the videos. They get better each time.
As a Christian who goes to church regularly, I wholly endorse the book club joke.
I love it when they fuck up the punchline. It's usually 90% better than the actual joke
Their own laugh makes it more funnier 😂😂
lmao. That edit at the end was great! :D
Watching these guys, makes me feel nicen fuzzy . It's like the friends I want but don't have and but I can't x out of the window anytime I want once I get bored.
This has been the funniest video for you guys 😂😂😂
A horse is standing in a paddock. Another horse walks past him and says "Hey!"( Hay!)
I love the noises Michael makes when he’s trying to hold his laugh 😂
Always look forward to these! Cheers from Sweden!
One of the funniest vids of all time, bravo
One from me:- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!!!
I love these guys man
I can literally watch Michael cracking up and people getting upset for that for hours😂😂
That Rock joke is brilliant. Definitely nicking that one thanks lads
How does the rock pea? Even Dwayne Johnson can't hold his laugh.
Had me rolling watching all of you telling jokes to each other good stuff! good stuff!!
'this is why noone wants to be on my team' omg i died at that comment. He really does laugh at even the bad jokes.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
He struggles badly doesn’t he 😂
The rock joke got me xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“What do you call intelegent people in america? Tourists.” As an American, you don’t know how true that is.
You've seen players throw the ball into the crowd after a win? Evidently, that's not allowed in ten pin bowling. Now they tell me!
What do you call a guy who spends all day fishing? A: Rod!
As an American, Michael is 100% correct
Pull yourself together Michael 😂
Faaarrrrrkkkkkkkk I wish I found you guys and these jokes a while ago, thank you 👍👍👍
How does the Rock pee was epic....😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
I love that joke 😂
I like this 50% for jokes and 50% for beautiful people.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Happy to take that 😂
@MeppyMan
Жыл бұрын
Wait. I missed the beautiful people… timestamp? Don’t worry I’m just envious lol.
Dwaynes his Johnson 😂
Solid edit on the last joke team 🙌🏼
I like Michael laughing!
The whole video is worth just the last 30 seconds 10/10
Intro was a 49 shades short of Billy Birmingham... Big whip to crack though
As an American, I personally find the joke about tourists being the only intelligent people to be absolutely true 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that’s wonderful news 😂
@mikemcwilliams7801
Жыл бұрын
do you have to turn on cc to understand what they are saying? I do
@amdi5424
Жыл бұрын
As an American I don't get it
@davidonfim2381
Жыл бұрын
lol I thought he said "terrorists".
@AutomaticDuck300
Жыл бұрын
Scientists have actually found a sign of intelligent life in America. It says "Canadian Border in 5 Miles"
2:37 😂
Rofl! As an American, I loved the Tourist joke! lol
What do call an Irishman asleep under a car? A: Jack!
Time to rewatch this video over and over until the next one comes out
i have to watch this when i am drunk🤣
Been looking forward to another episode.
Michael and Eloise laugh at everything.
Jana and Michael on the same team are like Asterix and Obelix.
A friend asked me to round up their 28 sheep. I said, “no problem: 30.”
the Great Famine joke was f'd up!!!! noice!
I have been telling the chicken coop joke for twenty years. Thanks for validating my joke
"I tentacle" got me.
Michaels the best he can never hold his laughter
For anyone wondering, skins joke at 5:55 was when it was decided he will get a Prince Albert 😂😂
2 skeletons are walking through a graveyard and 1 of them says" Well I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be caught dead in this place!"
6:11 the better punchline would have been "but a Tiger Woods."
Michael i like you brother .. i am on your team 😂
I lost it at octopus joke
That courtesy laugh from Jana and Michael in the end 😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve recently started a KZread channel telling corny jokes and I love you guys. Thank you
@johnfoster7626
4 ай бұрын
Hey there fazzascoconut, I have a corny joke for you. A farmer was playing in a game of footy 1 afternoon. The referee sent him off because he tried to milk a penalty!
@fazzascoconutlattejokesandpuns
4 ай бұрын
@johnfoster7626 not too bad lol
@johnfoster7626
4 ай бұрын
@@fazzascoconutlattejokesandpuns Yeah fazza it's a bit lame. I'll admit I've done better. But, you know what, who cares, you gotta laugh in this world today.
@johnfoster7626
4 ай бұрын
@@fazzascoconutlattejokesandpuns Hey there again fazza, If you're curious there are a heap of my jokes on we got the chocolates. I make most of mine up bar 1 or 2. I hope you have a good laugh
@fazzascoconutlattejokesandpuns
4 ай бұрын
@johnfoster7626 exactly. I'm not the funniest but I'll die trying to make people laugh
- What do you call a fish that's missing an eye? - FSH
As an American, Michael’s joke about America was fantastic
@grantvergottini5612
Жыл бұрын
And kinda spot-on.
6:56 = the ever elusive scowl-snicker...captured on video!
Whoever put Jana and Michael on same team has 100% Loki energy.. totally chaotic evil😈😂🤣
2:43 Michael knows his problem... but he's the one I can relate to the most in this group... because I'm also someone who can't stop laughing, even when someone is saying something serious...
2 turkeys were having a blue, 1 turkey said to the other turkey "Why don't you go and get stuffed!"