It was sweet to see how excited Jana got when she made her dad laugh.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Yes agreed!

Fellow arrives in Australia, and is asked if he has a criminal record. He says, "Is that still required?"

@honzo1078

Жыл бұрын

Classic

@thecelticprince4949

Жыл бұрын

Yeah probably.

@chuckmaddison2924

Жыл бұрын

A foreigner arrives in Australia. The government tells the 27 000 000 population to adapt to them. : )

@markdegroot5599

Жыл бұрын

@@chuckmaddison2924 Pathetic mate.

@chuckmaddison2924

Жыл бұрын

@@markdegroot5599 At the company I work for it's very much the case.

Leigh nailed it with delivery of the deja vu joke. He was justifiably really happy with himself too.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Probably too happy haha

@richardd3367

9 ай бұрын

Making it the opener was perfect.

The joy Jana has when she makes her dad laugh is priceless

@sowhat2878

9 ай бұрын

Does Jana use instagram?

Please turn this into a regular thing. Had so much fun.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Legend we will!

Most particularly, I loved NICKY’S inability to hold back laughter with Jana’s “An Irishman walks out of a bar”. 😂 06:54

It's Matt's constant little muffled laughs in the mic that do it for me. I don't know how everyone's not constantly cracking up because of that 😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha you are quite right

Dad walks up to a hardware clerk and says "I need some 2x4s" the clerk asks " how long do you want them" dad says "for a long time I'm building a house"

@richa.s9912

Жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Adithyan7274

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@gregjorda3080

Жыл бұрын

I gotta try that at the lumber yard...oughta be fun...lol

@misterhu8003

Жыл бұрын

@@richa.s9912 K😅ookbkij😅kbbko😅bi😅kbkokbokok kkilkobk

@misterhu8003

Жыл бұрын

@@gregjorda3080 b😊kokkkb

You can see the same sparkle as Jana in her father’s eyes when he laughs, they’re so funny together 😊

An irish man walks out of a bar. My new favorite lol

I like how Jana seems so unimpressed by some of these. That's one of the funniest parts of this. Lol

Jana's skydiving joke is probably one of my all time favourites over the years, Actually hilarious it came up here.

@KajunNinja

2 жыл бұрын

If you first don't suceed then skydiving isn't for you.😉

@richa.s9912

Жыл бұрын

And now it down here ‼️😂

@andrewg3768

Жыл бұрын

Don't rely on Skydiving it will let you down every time!

@anjayl

Жыл бұрын

In the same spirit : You can eat every mushroom... some just once tho.

@manoculture1524

Жыл бұрын

Why don’t blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. 🪂 🐶 😱

The elephant jokes were fantastic, as was the punchline=setup joke Jana told! She is just unbreakable!

@elthairselanim9177

Жыл бұрын

So do you know how to put 4 crocodiles in a Mini? Ask the elephant to get out first

I always think Eloise has the best material; she just makes herself laugh. :)

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?" "You just asked me that a second ago."

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love it!

Napoleon was buried very close to his mother. Like a bone-apart.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Haha this is the best

@falcn12

Жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my coffee...

@disposablehero4911

Жыл бұрын

That's a really clever one.

Ey nicky has a pure south african sense of humor🤣🤣

@Melkbos78

6 ай бұрын

Oom Nicky is ‘n lag

Reverse paranoia is when you can't shake the felling that you're following someone.

Elephant jokes were my favorite when I was a kid. "How does the elephant hunt for rabbits?" "Hides in the grass and makes carrot noises." "How does the elephant catch sparrows?" "Sits on a ledge pretending to be a bread crumb"

@jespervalgreen6461

Жыл бұрын

How do the elephants get down from the trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until fall. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the pie. Why is it dangerous to go for a walk in the forest in the fall? That's when all the elephants come tumbling down.

@comingviking

Жыл бұрын

@@jespervalgreen6461 All the classics! And now we know why autumn is sometimes referred to as "the Fall".

@crazybikerpauliej9367

Жыл бұрын

@@jespervalgreen6461 How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. 🤣🤣

JANA's chuckles > My life

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha they are quite rare 😂

The levitation of birds joke deserved far greater reaction. Impeccable delivery was key. That's definitely my kind of humor...kudos to Nicky.

@jeremy5939

Жыл бұрын

It's a Steven Wright joke, kind of deadpan/surreal humour.

My vote so far is for “most people are quite shocked when they find out I’m not a qualified electrician”.

@misbahurrehman4426

7 ай бұрын

I did not get the joke 😢

@georgecaplin9075

7 ай бұрын

@@misbahurrehman4426 the double meaning of “to shock”. Surprise and electrocute. The joke basically makes use of both meanings.

@misbahurrehman4426

7 ай бұрын

@@georgecaplin9075 my native language is not English, so i did not get many of the jokes 😔

@georgecaplin9075

7 ай бұрын

@@misbahurrehman4426 did my explanation help, though?

@misbahurrehman4426

7 ай бұрын

@@georgecaplin9075 yes, it means many people get electric shock

Oh God!!! Jana and her Dad...can go on for hours

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a couple of hours. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. 🤣🤣🤣

The best pirate joke ever: A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrgghh. It drives me nuts!"

@gabriel38g

Жыл бұрын

Why do pirates insulate their ships? For the ARRR-value.

@dadagnew2

Жыл бұрын

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's the "R" but it's really the "C".

@rembrandt972ify

Жыл бұрын

Did you hear about the pirate that was a Wheel of Fortune contestant? He lost, kept asking for an ARRR.

@jefformsby5604

Жыл бұрын

I have a stiff neck. I took a viagra and I didn’t swallow quickly enough.

@bulmavegetta714

Жыл бұрын

@@jefformsby5604 😂😂😂

Jana's "An Irishman walks out of a bar" was great, but Eloise's Grandfather joke was my favorite!!

I fell in love with Jana sooo badly. She's amazing

This is what we have been waiting for!!! Did not disappoint!!

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing thank you legend!

The 2 jokes abt mini & elephants cracked me up out loud n tears went down my eyes. Golly!

Funnest extended family ever! That was awesome!

the rice joke was classic Mitch Hedburg!

Jana is stone cold!! Excellent video!

With Dad jokes, delivery is key. And these people f*cking nail them :D

Hahaha, more MORE!! Keep these episodes coming!

Please upload pt3 sooner rather than later. You guys and gals are my fave. Thanks xx

I'm in love with Jana. What a funny beauty she is, wow.

The man and the fire make me burst out of laugh. Thanks.

@emanymton5789

Жыл бұрын

that one's a classical Terry Pratchett

13:35 that "oooh" of understanding was sooo cute :D

I love these so much. You guys are great

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much legend!

Love the elephant and mini joke. I have been telling a version of this for decades. 💚💛⛳

@honzo1078

Жыл бұрын

In my day, it was a Volkswagen.

@soccernflying5709

Жыл бұрын

@@honzo1078 Same! And involved a refrigerator :)

@davidmam

Жыл бұрын

footprints in the butter…

@dagoelius

Жыл бұрын

I dont get it.

@soccernflying5709

Жыл бұрын

How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen? Four, one in each seat. (...Tell another joke...) How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You hear them talking. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Door won't close. How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator? Empty Volkswagen on the driveway.

Hilarious, i frequently watch this. Please continue with these vids!

Bruce lee and Suddenly one was my favourite! I was in fits!

Loved the rocking chair one! Skin is my favourite 😃

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Skin has been dominant in recent times!

Just love this channel, hearing Nicky’s accent, makes me sad how many of us can be found across the oceans! Keep it ip guys and girls, nothing better than a few dad jokes after a work day.

@atharvaabhyankar

8 ай бұрын

Out of curiosity, what accent is that?

Is it me or does the DAD deliver the dad jokes the best

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha he should 😂

Hi All, thanks for all of these great jokes. I shared some of these, from this video with people on my Facebook friends list over the weekend, they got some laughs. Thanks again! :-)

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing!! That's awesome!

I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

@bulmavegetta714

Жыл бұрын

you sure it wasnt a sharpie. 😂😂

@QactisX

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Did you hear about the chameleon who was too afraid to change color in public? He had a reptile dysfunction

Appreciated the Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright oneliners.

The IKEA one got me outta no mans land! 😆😆😆😆😆

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah I need to go watch that one again

Loved the lazy eye gag

Laughed my bottom off 🤣🤣. Nicky sounds South African !! I remember the mini jokes. As he told the second part of it and burst out laughing so loud.

@jackgerberuae

Жыл бұрын

Lol, yes! Heard him from a mile away 😂

So much fun!

This is the content we deserve!

omg....the testicle glitter one got me

@8:14 Matt suddenly turns into Yoda.

Awesome guys.. you are the first channel that I ever subscribed.. Jana is indeed tough.

The elephants in the mini was the best joke.

Too good.. Well thought well written jokes.. And at the end, Jana is beautiful.. I think I am her biggest fan..

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Love that feedback thank you legend!

@elgar104

Жыл бұрын

Stand in line Bagga.....

@OM-et4qj

Жыл бұрын

Some of these jokes were borrowed..

Some good stuff in there. Especially the Stewart Francis jokes.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

He is a gun!

@Burninlog

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates He definitely is, along with Tim Vine.

@Burninlog

Жыл бұрын

Oh, snap...I forgot about Gary Delaney, too. Put some of his in there and you'll just about guarantee victory!

Can't tell you how many times i have watched this same video... so good...

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Absolute legend!

Legitimately watching this for the third time in as many days 😂 👍😎💯

The Mexican magician joke deserved better, but it was good of Eloise to taco one for the team.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha agreed 😂

@seanwilkinson7431

2 жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates you have dad jokes jalapeño comments section right now.

I didnt understand the elephant and mini jokes but then i was introduced to a whole genre of jokes!

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Yes elephant is it’s own genre 😂

@CorvusCorone68

2 жыл бұрын

i think they mean Mini Cooper, a brand of car known for being on the small side

@ryanflynn4311

2 жыл бұрын

@@CorvusCorone68 yeah that part i got, i didn’t understand that the punchline was just the absurdity of an elephant in a mini cooper lol

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

@@CorvusCorone68 That is exactly right!

@chrisashton1082

2 жыл бұрын

How do you get out of an elephant?... Run around till you get pooped out

I so LOVE Jana! ❤️😂❤️

so glad for the captions.

Grandpa dieing peacefully in his sleep is one of my go to dad jokes. Gets you some odd looks sometimes...

you guys gotta a derivative joke out of Mitch Hedberg's (1968-2005) material, he used to say "I don't like rice because no matter how hungry I am I cannot eat 2000 of something" or depending on the show "Man, I really like rice, it's great when you're hungry want to eat 2000 of something" Mitch was the king of presenting puns and absurd sentences in dead pan style

@clawsoon

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure "I can levitate birds" was a Mitch Hedberg joke, too.

@RadeticDaniel

Жыл бұрын

@@clawsoon yeap "I can levitate birds with the power of my mind... but only when they're flapping"

@RadeticDaniel

Жыл бұрын

And had he lived a little longer we might have gotten a 3rd sentence disclaimer for ostriches 😂

@clawsoon

Жыл бұрын

Correction to what I said... the "I can levitate birds... no one cares" joke was Steven Wright.

Jana is just so awesome lol

2 minis parked outside took tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call the dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it's not gonna come anyway.

Jana is the GOAT

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

She's top shelf!

I’m about to go to work with tears in my eyes, thanks alot Chocca’s!!! ….. …. No, no… seriously, thank you!

Jana is brutal at this! icemaiden!! love the vids!!

@jeradw7420

Жыл бұрын

Nah, there were times they didn't count her chuckles. Pretty biased counting. She was got a few more times than the counter showed, usually when the teller laughed harder.

Randomly came to your videos while searching for Dad Jokes. You have the best videos. Thank You for making us laugh 😂. Love from Pakistan

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing legend thank you so much for the support!

Jana has such a soothing voice ngl

The Irishman joke and the granddad's passengers joke are my favorites here.

The delivery in some of these🤌🤌🤌

One who gets most points is purest at heart.

The toaster joke was so stupid, I cackled

@seanwilkinson7431

2 жыл бұрын

Still can't figure out why the bread on my Galaxy isn't cooked yet. 😛

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I love that joke

I'm here for the joke reactions, unlike the others here apparently

my laughter will be delivered in 3-4 business days

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Boom thank you!

The Tao of Pratchett! I love it!

Am i the only one who expected Skin to end the alphabet/pirate joke with: "Because they get stuck at the Aarrr (R)"? I feel cheated!

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

I also thought that 😂

Jana mastered this game. She's not giving any points

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

No signs of cracks yet

Love you guys 😂😂😂😂 ❤

Excellent video guys

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? You can see its footprints in your cheesecake.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah now I feel like cheesecake

And now I understand where Jana gets her sense of humor from haha

@XiagraBalls

Жыл бұрын

The internet.

Greetings from Sweden. Love your show guys😀

Love the Stash!

Great stuff, but I don't think it should count against you if you laugh from a comment from the audience or if you laugh second. Only the first to break should get a point.

Blind man walks into a bar with a service dog and starts swinging it across the bar. The bartender shouts:”what the hell are you doing with a dog?!” The blind man replies:”just looking around” 😂

5:55 I swore he was gonna say "Not telling everybody." 😂

It's pretty nuts. 😂😂

Ya know, if someone who's not a father tries to tell dad jokes, that would be a feaux pa.

Why does Matt get away with laughing all the time yet anyone else makes a noise and they score a point?

Jana's great bruh.....💪🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

LoL that joke on Lee was great xD

How do you get a elephant into a Safeway shopping cart... Take the S out of safe and The F out of way 😮😂