And remember, a northerner is for life not just Christmas.

@lambethlongshanks4791

4 жыл бұрын

That's not true.

@Rustsamurai1

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Rustsamurai1

3 жыл бұрын

@@lambethlongshanks4791 🤣🤣🤣

@clavichord

2 жыл бұрын

Eeee, by gum, lad!

@zakelwe

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone nowadays since lockdown has got a CockoftheNorthapoo ....

How does this sketch manage to be hilarious, sad, and bizarre all at the same time?! 😂🤣

@ianmangham4570

2 жыл бұрын

England

@tasosdiaforetico7377

2 жыл бұрын

Too true , I think I meet jack working at Morrisons

@capta1ncaveman746

Жыл бұрын

It's bizarre becasue having a northerner as a pet is ridiculous , it's sad becasue you feel guilt for finding this funny , it's hilarious becasue you like everyone else in the world are prejudice , laughter ofcourse ..or taking the piss.. is the best way to express that ..

@sallybannister6224

Жыл бұрын

@@ianmangham4570 Summed up in one word.Only we can 👍

@sdwone

6 ай бұрын

Because there's an actual element of truth to this sketch! Yes, far too many Southerns do look down of Northerns... Even to this very day! A throwback to our bullshit class system!

I used to be Northerner.. but learned how to like salad.. don't even pee on the carpet anymore, got wooden floors.

@annemacleod4227

4 жыл бұрын

Still kept your old northerner name tho I see! Lol

@thewilk8556

4 жыл бұрын

Aye but a bet tha still pisses in bath

@nanka2002

3 жыл бұрын

Can you digest quiche too? :(

@mohsinuddin7049

Жыл бұрын

they had us in the first half , not gonna lie

@willpope1309

Жыл бұрын

😂

As a northerner I still love to watch the traffic lights change, technology eh....fantastic.

@EvilGremlin100

Жыл бұрын

It's like some kind of magic innit?

@olliefoxx7165

Жыл бұрын

The lights are great fun. We like to gather round and place bets on which color lights up next. Hours of fun at the lights.

@user-ph8zs6xt8y

6 ай бұрын

You got bluddy traffic lights round your way? Not proper northern that.

Don't pick them up from the pub, and befriend them, just creates strays. Get a rescue northerner. Some lovely friends to be had!

@nsrlegaltech

11 ай бұрын

Indeed we always get rescues. Great conversation pieces the cheeky little scamps!!! 🍺

People blame the northerners but most often it’s the owners fault. I wouldn’t let many southerners own a goldfish.

@foraustralia2558

Жыл бұрын

great call

@olliefoxx7165

Жыл бұрын

A northerner is just being themselves, can't fault them. We really should make owners take some sort of a course.

I don't have room for a northerner so i sponsor one. They send me letters to let me know how they're doing. Going to the jobcentre every fortnight and, as a special treat, days out at the footie. So cute.

I have to say I laughed a lot at the line 'northerners don't like fruit'

@TheCosmonik

Жыл бұрын

Pastry, pastry.... a little more pastry with peas pud and ham on a weekend like.

My northern parents would buy me licorice for a treat, years later I found out that it was coal!

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

Licourish coal, aye I remember it well. Me teef didn't thank me thou

@wbertie2604

Жыл бұрын

Coal? Luxury! Mine would just give me a handful of hot gravel.

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

@@wbertie2604 hot gravel? Luxury. I would just get a fistful of knuckle as I was punched senseless. Never did me any harm.

@olliefoxx7165

Жыл бұрын

​@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb A fistful of knuckle? Only the well heeled posh got those. We rubbed salt on our teeth and ate salted teeth, our own teeth with a bit of salt. Of course only on special occasions bc teeth were hard to come by.

Very good of Brian May to step up to this one.

@WinstonSmith19847

23 күн бұрын

You must mention his hair he loves people talking about his hair.

I'm an adopted Northerner as I went north to live. Beer were better and cheaper and I had four years in my new heaven before Thatcher destroyed my life and I ended up in Australia where i became a pet Pommy. Luckily my Northern training stood me in good stead for life with my new owners !! I've got 'em well trained and they don't even notice !!

I must say conservative party political broadcasts have become so much more creative and honest of late. How refreshing.

We had a Northener once, a Bluted Geordie. Used to wee on the carpet after 20 tins of Newky Brown. We had to have him put down. It was for the best.

@dp0004

11 ай бұрын

Neuky Broon.

Absolute genius. Best Comedy of the '80s 90's onward. Along with Only fools and horses. I nearly cried, felt so sorry for the guy. Thanx for sharing. Please watch the African pharmacist sketch by Harry.

I'd never do this to my Northerner. :(

@LCdrDerrick

8 жыл бұрын

+CountryHouseGent Thing is that they originally are breeded for work and not as lap northeners. So was the reason for the curly pube scalp hair to minimise the risk of accidents with rotating machinery and not the allergies of posh families as commonly believed. It is simply not good for them to treat them too gentle as you can see with the fruit. They've been breeded to live on crisps, canned beer and abattoir refuse. Herbal food with to much vitamines is as harmful as feather-bedding. We've got reports from Norteners, who started to mine in the gardens as vacuum activity. To keep them species-appropriate is the only reason for this ridiculus need of constant economic growth despite shortage of resouces and a productivity and automation level, in which human labour is more or less obsolete.

@Danny_Boel

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jK2tms6gksurqMo.html

@mjames2117

5 жыл бұрын

Northerners look friendly enough, one might purchase one as a pet so long as they refrain from wondering around looking for an outside toilet! haw haw

@araregoodguy

5 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart!

@annemacleod4227

4 жыл бұрын

A northerners for life. Not just for Xmas. Don't buy a northerner unless you can give him a forever home. Too many people buy a new, young northerner and throw the old one out when he needs expensive medical care in his old age.

The irony of this is up north is safer now than London with the wild life you now have down there.

@Simple1Jack

3 жыл бұрын

No one ever said Northerners weren’t safe. On the contrary, my Northerner keeps my property protected and safeguarded from any would-be burglar. Anyone dodgy steps on my property and he’s straight out there flinging empty cans of Special Brew, threatening to “twat” them and calling their “Mam” a “worrrr” Whatever that means.

Such a cruel and heartbreaking video! That was too harsh, even for this story. Really got upset, especially at the end when Clive cries. I think I need a drink and a walk outside...

@catherinetaylor2333

4 жыл бұрын

and I'm pretty sure Jack came from a Northener Mill ADOPT DON'T SHOP

@ianmangham4570

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@woodenseagull1899

Жыл бұрын

It's humour,.....that us "SOFT " Southerners have made up...I'm sure Northerners has'nt been given any fruit to harm them.!

@garryharriman7349

Жыл бұрын

Are you implying comedy wokeness?

Is this a Labour party political broadcast?

Paul Whitehouse really is a very good actor.

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

Chameleon who was in thousands from Vic Reeves Big Night Out to The Death of Stalin.

Paul looks like Brian May with that hair

A real northerner would've lifted out a few driveway pavers and smashed their car to bits....

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

Headbutted the owner.

That cry at the end was the icing on the cake!

@paullancaster7066

Ай бұрын

it was ! lol

I'd report them to the RSPCN..... They'd prosecute that guy!!!!!

Saw it happening the second he gave him the beer when sausage rolls were on the floor.

Very funny! lol..... the cry-out at the end, accompanied by the mournful music, was really funny!

NLM Just remember Northern Lives Matter LoL

@biffgrimes.8345

4 жыл бұрын

Not according to the Labour party

@sarahdixon6011

3 жыл бұрын

They don't tho, not really

Then Jack went down to King's Landing, renamed himself Gendry, but remained a northerner at heart

Speaking as a proud northerner I loved it!

Poor old Brian May.

Towns are full of feral northerners hanging around Primark. Mind you, one of the cruellest things I've seen was a southerner given mushy peas thinking it was guacamole. Floods of tears and a nasty rash.

Just what I wanted for Christmas! I'm so jealous!

aye by gum numbers LOL

@tiarnan76

4 жыл бұрын

eeee by gum numbers not aye

These 2 are genius 😂

Brilliant stuff! Paul's Geordie accent is spot on. Yes, we all think these sketches are brilliant here 'up north'. We're quite resilient and don't need political correctness. So don't worry, we see the funny side of many things. Best wishes to you all.🤗

@robert7622

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because its true...

@nev7711

4 жыл бұрын

@@robert7622 👍😆

@00mongoose

4 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps you're a broken people witj no pride left... ah well, funny.

@nev7711

4 жыл бұрын

@@00mongoose With confidence comes pride and the ability to laugh at oneself. Remember, this is in the context of a comedy programme, they are acting.

@00mongoose

4 жыл бұрын

@@nev7711 you're not laughing at yourself, someone else is. You're accepting it meekly because you can do nothing about it, but are putting on a veneer of joviality to hide it. As coping mechanisms go, I hope it works for you.

clives face when presented with the cans hahaha good boy

I'm a Northerner called Jack...

@Anu_Sol

6 жыл бұрын

HowlingSnail And you know how to speak English and use a computer all by yourself?! Good boy! I hope your owners give you lots of treats for being such a clever boy!

@Jack_The_Ladd

5 жыл бұрын

HowlingSnail so am I.

@spiralpython1989

5 жыл бұрын

There’s a new face at my kids’ school (in Australia). He’s a Northerner named Jack. I thought he was a teacher, but I now realise he’s the school’s therapy pet....

@uniquerebeljaney3639

4 жыл бұрын

Eee by gum numbers.

@Kris.G

3 жыл бұрын

ooby dooby dooby, ooby dooby dooby...

Poor Gendry, always did wonder what happened to him after Aria left.

E numbers.. E bah gum numbers..

I want one for my Birthday 😂😂😂😂

Jjjooooeeee!!! He’s always so adorable!!! 2 skins actors together!!!

3:14 that cry at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ianmangham4570

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds mi when mi first southern family kicked mi oot, I'll tell thee it was a rough ole night in Nottin Hill, luckily a nice family named the Dowingers took me in.

This is hilarious.

fantastic!

It’s true, Northerners are frightened of fruit. My Dad has never eaten fruit in his life.... he’s terrified of the stuff!

@isaacpugh3385

2 жыл бұрын

Veg is fine if it’s stewed to the point it no longer has any texture or flavour, so long as it was in the same pot as any meat. Doesn’t matter where you found the meat as long as it used to be moving and is no longer moving. But fruit is a no, it stops your gums bleeding. We don’t want that now do we?

We all need a northerner. Great entertainment.

What is that green in that garden mean? Ours has mattresses and spare car parts. Fruit? Is?

My northerner is a right little bastard he pisses every where fights with the next door neighbors dog and goes out robbing late at night. You couldn't give him a fresh steak or a line caught salmon he only wants processed foods or tin food.

Poor Clive

lol i luv the fact they treat 'clive' like a dog ;)

@LHyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is the entire joke.

it's so sad with The Scientist playing in the background

2020: Northerners Lives Matter

Heartbreaking

remember a Northerner is for life, not just for Christmas

I was just going to say that but you beat me to it!

I would never treat a dog that badly.. 🤣

@lordprotector3367

2 жыл бұрын

Should hope not.

I love this hahaha

@GELisherenotqueer It's from the 2nd movement of Symphony No. 9 in E Minor, "From the New World", Op. 95, B. 178 by Antonín Dvořák.

Im crying at all these comments, they are too funny! Me Dad is from South Shields :D Mum and I try everyday to get him to speak properly but he still cant say things correctly! Poor Little Northern Man! *pats his head*

From a time when British humour was actually funny!

@danimations1440

4 жыл бұрын

Roger Rams what you mean any time?

@drhfhs

4 жыл бұрын

im sorry but the everyday unbearable british humour is not the same as british tv humour. im so glad for tv

No such thing as a bad northerner. Just bad owners

So this is where Gendry was when he was rowing!

@LHyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

Jack the Northerner isn't played by Joe Dempsie (Skins, Game of Thrones). There is a slight physical resemblance, but the ages involved are all wrong. I definitely recognise this actor from something, but trawling through IMDB has yielded no clues. Perhaps someone more familiar with British TV can identify him?

I found a northerner tied to a gate post. Some people are so cruel

Brilliant lol

as a northerner i love it

“Northerners are frightened of fruit”. Very true.

HILARIOUS

Classic! 😂😂😂😂

Great comments for great humour......I’m off up the M1 to get me own northerner ! Do they have smooth coated female ones ?

E bah Gum Numbers 😂😂😂😂 Enfield is national treasure!

I'm a Northerner. If you are going to adopt me I like chips, walking in the mountains, and coal. :) Please treat me well...

It's true. Northerners do love beer in cans and are afraid of fruit

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

I'm a northerner and I have NEVER once drank a beer from a can and I love fruit.

@lendus.adolla

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that they eat canned fruit like peach slices. It's just the fresh fruit that can cause stomach problems, with being fresh an' all like.

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

@@lendus.adolla I grew up on tinned peach slices and carnation evaporated milk.

@lendus.adolla

Жыл бұрын

@@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Luxury !

@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb

Жыл бұрын

@@lendus.adolla Talking of luxury. We even had tinned grapefruit as an aperitif to Sunday mornings traditional fare of bacon and eggs. If you got tinned grapefruit that was in fruit juice and not syrup, they were unedible without 14 teaspoonfulls of sugar. Aye....those wert daze.

"You bad Northerner"!

"You wicked northerner!"

Living under the Norman yoke:)

For my birthday, I will ask for a Northerner, Cheryl Cole.

I want one

I grew up in north east England. Go and visit, you will find out.

"Lies we eat del monte fruit coctail with evaporated milk."

I would never keep a Northerner. My wife has allergies.

Good all Harry and Tory boy.

To all my fellow northern folk hit that thumbs up let's show the south and England what we made off.us country camo wearing rabbit eating whippet loving hunting stout drinking badasses we are we show no surrender to the rest of England as we are the red rose community and we love it!!!!!!

@kazmanscoop

2 жыл бұрын

7 thumbs up in 3 years. Looks like KZread hasn't made it up north yet

As a northerner myself I am warning all you southern puffs that we in the north are all skilled in the martial art of Ecky Thump, so beware!

is that gendry from game of thrones?!!!!!!!

@Kris.G

7 жыл бұрын

I thought so too.

@c4ts0nm4rs5

4 жыл бұрын

No, it's the new northerner.

Ooobeedoobeee.....

As someone from the midlands I’m not sure how I feel about this one

and the southerners are the pets of the Rothchilds ! PS iam a northerner but taught myself how to read LOL

How anyone can miss the messages being openly sent is beyoun me.

I got emotional

Jack is that guy from Game of Thrones. He’s a scouser.

That was legit tragic.

Would solve many problems.

I thought dany made Gendry lord of the stormlands?

It's just too sad, poor northener

Specifically the version used in [search youtube for "CDP Classics ads - Hovis (1974 - 1979)"] ey up.

Dvorak based this song on music he heard in the US on an extended 1890s tour. It is often done as a classic American folk standard called "Going Home".. If you want to hear a great rendition, search for: "Going Home" song from the movie "The Snake Pit" 1948 on KZread.

@kazmanscoop

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I'm replying to this 9 years later (hope you're alive and well). That's from Dvorak's 9th Symphony aka 'From the New World'. Here in Britain, it was famously used a few years ago on TV adverts for a well-known sandwich bread brand called Hovis. The company was based in the North of England and the ads always featured traditional northern themes, very Ye Olde Worlde type adverts. So here in the UK, that piece of music is always associated with places 'up north' like Yorkshire and Lancashire etc.

@somersetdc

2 жыл бұрын

@@kazmanscoop Thank you for your reply. It is interesting how music takes on different associations. My beautiful mother died four years ago at the age of 90. In the last few months of her life she used to often listen to this song on KZread done as a violin concerto, which surprised me, because she always used to say that violin music made her sad. She knew she would be going home soon. She told me the morning that she died that she was going to live with my father again. He had died five months earlier. I'm not sure if she even knew he had passed, and yet, she knew. Don't mean to be depressing, but still thought I'd share. My best to you and your family and friends from Washington, DC.

Who thinks he looks like Brian may from queen ? 😂😂😂

Some people should never be allowed to have a northerner... 😔

where can i get my own pet northerner from, and do i need to stock up on newcastle brown ale, and pies, get a whippet, install a outside toilet, and put the manchester united match on television.

I once saw a Yorkshireman outside of his beloved "count'eh". All he did was talk at anyone who'd listen that he's from Yorkshire and how much better life is there. He also said Yorkshire folk are the friendliest people in UK. Head up their own arses with a healthy chip on the shoulder to anyone else who's proud of their home county/town/area.

@craigeast3682

6 жыл бұрын

Duggie Bader Sounds like hes not the only one with a chip on his shoulder

@SvenTviking

6 жыл бұрын

The term is “violently berate you” as to how Yorkshire has the friendliest people, “You soft southern shandy drinking poof”.

@annemacleod4227

4 жыл бұрын

@@craigeast3682 A total fish shop full I think!!!! Lol

3:10 😂