Ron DeSantis has the air of a closeted substitute teacher who has just about had enough of you kids.

Honestly, obnoxiously vaping, singing, shouting and groping in public does have a certain Beetljuician energy.

Government hand out.

Audibly shouted "THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY!" when I saw that Fetterman broke the Senate

@Krush00

10 ай бұрын

Fetterman has been on a tear.

Every time some midwestern woman says "See You Next Tuesday", Felix thinks it's some sort of whitebread kabalah curse on him.

Grandma Bobert giving a double fisted handy at Beetlejuice is most definitely the coolest thing she’s ever done

Coming from a state with an unusually evil Democratic Party, Fetterman has always felt like something different. If nothing else, him washing a creep like Conor Lamb by 30 points was very satisfying

“show hole to raise funds” is quite a phrase

A weird confluence of the first two stories: I saw Hasan Minhaj a few years ago at the same theater that Boebert was caught in (The Buell Theater). Someone had a seizure in the middle of his act

@shanemac1646

10 ай бұрын

Probably faked it to get out. Desperate times desperate measures

@Gum_Cuzzler

10 ай бұрын

Muslamic style magiks

The difference between Rifle and Aspen is unimaginable.

Learning about Mormon history is reading about how a group of persecuted zealots were chased out of most inhabited parts of the country, and then thinking to yourself "the world would have been a better place if the angry mob chasing them with hammers caught them."

Lauren is at the perfect place in her life to start an Onlyfans.

@HazMatt88

10 ай бұрын

i LOVE your handle

@bethdeva

10 ай бұрын

omfg i remember u ur the aliens probe guy

@Gum_Cuzzler

10 ай бұрын

@@bethdeva no, that’s Eric Cartman. This is Beavis and Butthead.

Missing: F-35 Gunmetal grey, skittish. If found, do not chase.

@cattibingo

10 ай бұрын

Just a smol death plane with anxiety :3

The missing 20 seconds is ominous

@feydrautha012

10 ай бұрын

They should put more small gaps in to drive the minders crazy, who comb through every episode to look for wrong-think.

@w4439

10 ай бұрын

👀👀👀👀👀

@itsAmeOFP

10 ай бұрын

20 seconds of silence for every F35 that didn’t make it back to the flight line

@drdrai7479

10 ай бұрын

Thought my phone was fucked

@marcuswalters8093

10 ай бұрын

The long hand of the 👁 🔺️

Russell brand's entire aura is "college dropout who brings high school sophomores to college parties when he's 26"

@braidena1633

10 ай бұрын

He really doesn't say anything of value. Some of the stuff he says is blatantly obvious like the government is corrupted by big money. Everything else is red-yarn all over the place. To which his audience thinks, "they're just trying to silence him!" Instead of the simple answer of, he did some unsavory things years ago and it's caught up to him

@the_exegete

9 ай бұрын

...when he's 46.

It is important to remember that Colorado is where your ancestors ended up if they quit when things got difficult on the Oregon Trail.

@ChannelMath

10 ай бұрын

"holy crap those mountains are big!"

@Gum_Cuzzler

10 ай бұрын

@@ChannelMath -me when i see Bobert’s booba

An episode of Chapo TH where I feel legitimately uplifted to my core at the end? I want a refund.

It can't be overstated how much of this Mitt stuff comes from Mormonism. BYU has a huge history graph like that in their Engineering building. "Dispensations" or historical eras are super important to their doctrine. Being happy with a ketchup salmon burger is so Mormon. 100% he's told the dream story in sacrament meeting.

@joshuamarx8209

10 ай бұрын

Agreed. Capitalism's greatest warriors...

@theuniversejumper

10 ай бұрын

@@joshuamarx8209 Which is so interesting because so much early Mormon history has a utopian non-capitalist bent.

@joshuamarx8209

10 ай бұрын

​@@theuniversejumperyeah for Mormons.. Austerity or slavery for everyone else.

Shout out to Chris for the obscure Eno interstitial.

People are just mad because they’ve never had that much fun on a first date.

@Gum_Cuzzler

10 ай бұрын

I would cut off my hands afterwords if it meant I could fondle LoBo’s jumbo yum yums even once

@jasonfuller2734

10 ай бұрын

It’s the hypocrisy otherwise no one would care. And you can find better chest pillows than hers, I believe in you.

Will's Mitch McConnell impression is absolutely incredible

Give the F-35 to Armenia. It’ll make Erdogan cry even if they don’t use it.

@weylingilbert9599

10 ай бұрын

hasn't Armenia been through enough

@agristina11

10 ай бұрын

@@weylingilbert9599 fair but as long as they dont actually use it, I think the turkish military would be extremely upset and cry in the media again.

Actually give the F-35 to Rojava. The hevals could use it.

Has the “Felix isn’t funny “ guy show up yet?

@TheRealBErhart

10 ай бұрын

he's been real quiet since this one dropped 😏

@ZHADOMArchon-hy5gs

10 ай бұрын

I slayed him in an duel for insulting my bf Felix

@shanemac1646

10 ай бұрын

I respect that mans grind to post that on ALL videos. Just keeping it normal stuff

Will is so completely dashing when he's hyped and going at these dorks.

She was just trying to juice his beetle.

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

10 ай бұрын

21:24

The F35B isn't a later model, there are 3 separate versions, A is a convential take off and landing version, B is Vertical Take Off and landing (for the Marine Corps not the Air Force) and the C is a catapult launch/arrestor wire recovery for the Navy I know Chapi don't care about this shit bur there was a better joke they could have made in that jump jets are absurdly dangerous and keep crashing, there was great footage of one (an F35B) a while ago crashing during a routine landing, just randomly flailing out of control, so you know the joke would be about the Marine Corps commitment to killing its own pilots. The UK, both Air Firce and Navy, uses the B as well, they also crashed one by leaving the engine cover on and it got sucked into the engine

Mormons getting freaked about societal collapse of the US when your primary scipture details two total genocides and a hand full of violent regime changes in America has always tickled me. Should be par for the course guys.

@ChannelMath

10 ай бұрын

yea but this one wasn't in the scripture!

I love how Felix mentioned Elden Ring right after Matt mentioned turtles. Oddly fitting.

I use Chapo videos and the comments as a reminder of how inadequate my vocabulary is

You should be allowed to vape in the theater but you have to sit in the very back, otherwise you block the screen with your clouds.

I didn’t want to comment because you were at 420 and I’m a teenager at heart, but I had to post just to say Christman should keep doing cushvlog and be less depressing about it because he’s really inspiring people.

#ReleaseThe20SecondCut

Just like Trump said:"the F35, they tell me you can't even see it!"🤔

I think i've successfully isolated Russel Brand conspiracy content from ever gracing my eyeballs. Sad day his influence on people who dont know any better will likely continue

@larkohiya

10 ай бұрын

Slow news day. I don't even know what he has done or said just that their is stuff!

@Cussy69_420

10 ай бұрын

​​@@larkohiyahe apparently raped several women. And there are receipts for it. One he assaulted or had sex (don't know about consent) was 16 or 17. He literally referred to her as "The Child" during their abusive relationship.

Who amogus havent been a member of the family values GOP and given an over the pants handy J at a family friendly musical?? Glass houses my friends.

@52flyingbicycles

10 ай бұрын

Why does this sound like Roger from American Dad?

First time listening.. gotta say pretty hilarious

@ChannelMath

10 ай бұрын

i was pretty scandalized my first time, i gotta admit (I'm more of a kumbaya leftist). But now I'm hooked. it just feels refreshing compared to almost everything else. Like butt sex (see there's the CTH influence on me)

Sucks they won't cover that Bari Weiss event cause Amber was there.

@NeptuneVA

10 ай бұрын

Why did they split? Never have seen a reason why that made sense.

Every time the Chapo boys start bitching about not being allowed to vape or publically urinate, or whine about not being able to get ahold of beer or soda or coke or whatever, it really underscores to me that they're the exact same people as everyone they make fun of, just with _theoretically_ better politics.

@TheLegPumpkin

10 ай бұрын

Yeah it's like the presidential race, it's less the podcast that's the best for the job but the one you want to chug a cola with as you piss on a wall.

@blackdog9698919

10 ай бұрын

Just to be clear, I like the show, I don't think they're bad people or whatever, I'm not saying anything they haven't said about themselves, etc.. They just honestly annoy me sometimes when they complain about certain things. Whatever, it's not like they're going to read this...

@banjo304

10 ай бұрын

Vaping is the fruitiest looking shit ever I swear to god

@pipefx64

10 ай бұрын

yeah and to be like this about VAPING of all things like jfc they sound like 5 year olds

@AloisWeimar

10 ай бұрын

next they are going to complain that they can’t bring the costumes from the motion picture Dick Tracy with them

I can’t believe bobert did pretty patties to the same effect as SpongeBob

Beats that are hard beats that are funky

@undeniablyfunk5497

10 ай бұрын

*Fonky

@gooseneck5433

10 ай бұрын

Beats that get you hooked like a crackhead junkie

Damn felix was on point talking about Fettermen

I'm gay

I have to say, in Florida's defense, the reason indoor vaping was illegal is because it was part of the "legalize indoor vaping and offshore oil drilling" bill a few years back

I will be watching Beetlejuice this Halloween

19:05 trag team story climb

British panel shows had stopped having him on for years. The fact that Kathryn Ryan is still on them should give a pretty good idea about who they believed. It's possible that Hollywood studios were the same way, which is unusual for them, but would explain why they just stopped making movies with him.

i rememebr when ya'll said Fetterman wa the bounty hunter from Raising Arizona , spot on and hilarious.

Take a nicorette 'canister'. Poke a hole in each end. I use a sharp kitchen knife. Eschew the pipe. Just the canister. It's teeny. Then you have a nicotene delivery system not even the airline industry or airport security can espy.

@TheLegPumpkin

10 ай бұрын

This is essentially what I get prescribed and paid for with my free healthcare. 300 tiny 20 mg nicotine vials and a plastic inhaler that just pokes holes in it. Plus it's rx and not heated so it's perfect for flights.

@americandespot6520

10 ай бұрын

Just like Trump said: "the F35, they tell me you can't even see it!"🤔

Colorado is terrible. Do not move here

@feydrautha012

10 ай бұрын

I like the low humidity and the scenery along/in the mountains. But I'm going to hate Jarod Polis being pushed for president for years to come. I remember one of the first things he did after getting elected to Congress was watering down the ACA to make it more business friendly.

@Mynutshard

10 ай бұрын

@@feydrautha012I was doing a “don’t move to Denver” bit. I actually really like it here haha

yes fellow humans

I want to walk around in my head.

57:40 Matt describes himself

Give my regards to the gipper

Hasan Minaj completely vindicated

I *do* believe in fairies! I *do!* I *do!*

What did Virgil say to incur the wrath of the Deep State

@MediumPapi66

10 ай бұрын

Something like “wow you’re really mature for your age”

@AloisWeimar

10 ай бұрын

maybe something in Bad Faith

@redrickoshea

10 ай бұрын

He got caught trying to groom and underage girl

@ReallyCoolGuy6969

10 ай бұрын

@@redrickoshea Proof?

@redrickoshea

10 ай бұрын

@@ReallyCoolGuy6969 some messages he sent got leaked

bless these sweet, sweet boys

Dunking on angloids is the best part of this pod lol

This episode is like reading stereo instructions

@notabagel

10 ай бұрын

this is funny because I am autistic and used to love reading stereo instructions for fun

@BigHomieGayAss1917

10 ай бұрын

ALoisI’mPeterGriffin

She has to apologize for honking her own honkers?

29:26 Just Googled her, holy shit, that's clearly the Pink Power Ranger. 42:30 I mean...look what they did to JFK.

Pork markets

Quite a week for folks backtracking shit. I did not-we caught you on HD

Salmon croquet club

All i hear anymore when Felix speaks is 'Hyuk'. Over and over again. Kant place the cartoon character though. 'Dogpatch' strip?

@thedumpsterdaddy5692

10 ай бұрын

Goofy Says "Hyuck"

@5508Vanderdekken

10 ай бұрын

Damn dude now that’s what I call a roast. Don’t call the ambulance, Felix DED

Also Nancy Mace > Lauren Boebert

@Matt-ru5rw

9 ай бұрын

Used condom > Lori Bobo

fail analysis of CO, but I still lol'd

@normalregular

10 ай бұрын

This person is from Colorado

@tangentbell1523

10 ай бұрын

As someone from Colorado, not really? I mean yeah there are nice things here that you'd think they'd appreciate but nothing they said was inaccurate really. Although to be honest it does sound like they were just describing Denver and Boulder.

@joefrancis759

10 ай бұрын

@@tangentbell1523 CO is not "one of the stupidest states" under any coherent inspection tbfh, but their riffing was funny and not 100% fantasy. Yeah, not perfect, we got the mouse Blowbert (2x!), but that's overshadowed by so much else, such as MJ legalization approach/trailblazing and at least local progress toward ranked choice voting. Not to mention like 5th in the nation for college degrees. CO is well above average almost no matter how you slice it.

@tangentbell1523

10 ай бұрын

@@joefrancis759 Yeah true, plus the proximity to nature in basically every town is something you'd think the Chapo guys would like about CO. Again, seems like they were pretty much describing Denver and it wouldn't surprise me if that's their only frame of reference for the entire state. I guess just having grown up in Boulder and watching it get fucked up from all the people moving here kind of sours my view of things, but yeah looking back their utter disdain feels unwarranted.

@joefrancis759

10 ай бұрын

@@tangentbell1523 oh yeah, the invasion is real for the last 30 years, and Planet Boldar seems packed with hippie poseur hypocrites. That would sour me too. I wonder if the guys might be using their 'firecracker' and political news that makes the mainstream to judge the state, and their weird take on vaping (which isnt even allowed in most bars much less the mfing Buell theater). Either way, they're funny even when whiffing.

Quando Rando 5

Turns out that the Hasan Minhaj story was put completely out of context and he did in fact get rejected because the girls parents didn't want her dating a muslim :|

@shanemac1646

6 ай бұрын

The girl in that story still contradicts that and to be totally frank I believe her over a man with one of the most undeserved egos since Bill Maher. And the “I got slammed against a cop car” story was made up unclothe.

30:00 the F-35A is the Air Force version the F-35B is the Marine (hovering/VTOL) version. the F-35C is the US Navy Carrier version (tailhook) Will is being a dummy, it would be the F-35_1 (_ = A, B, C) that would be an improved version

@feydrautha012

10 ай бұрын

So which one cuts off your head? I want to avoid buying that one, unless there's a steep discount.

@name20411

10 ай бұрын

@@feydrautha012 they all do that, or they all don't, idk, the canopy's and the seats are the same, that's the whole point of the program!

@5508Vanderdekken

10 ай бұрын

Dang. What an embarrassing mistake

Christmas fails so hard with his "what people say doesn't matter" takes. Just look at how invested the oligarchy is in thought control across so many channels. And even though Chapo is pretty bold there are certain boundaries they absoltuely mind. Sure Brand is just an attention whore opportunist but the rulers definitely see people like him as potential threats.

@willywonka7812

10 ай бұрын

When people like Shapiro, Musk, Peterson, and a slew of far right spokespeople for the rights of the rich, all come to his side, it's hard to believe that anyone thinks he's dangerous to the status quo

@Will_Moffett

10 ай бұрын

@@willywonka7812 Well those people are all delusional idiots who think they are being persecuted as well because they can't say the N word. It's got to be true that if someone speaks out against whatever war is going on and it looks like they could influence the public then they are a threat because there is some relationship between public opinion and policy. It's a complex relationship and not straightforward as if we are in a democracy, but there is some positive correlation. That's why Americans are so polled and why there is so much focus on complete control over the media. There isn't a single war dissenter in the entire democratic congress. What does that tell you? Members are being disciplined. There is so much money being stolen from the people and that money will be guarded with extreme jealousy.

16:00 lol the projection is real

See Chris Hedges and Max Blumenthal interview Crsig Murray for an exploration that matters. Aks. The Dreyfus case of our times.

@ronmustachio5329

10 ай бұрын

I’m actually an Estonian practicing my English

@Matt-ru5rw

9 ай бұрын

Those two are clowns.

When they're unfalsifiable claims against Virgil Texas, don't mention them and then 'part on amicable terms'. When it's someone else in alt media, go along with the accusations. There's your fucking solidarity

@dickieknutz2933

10 ай бұрын

Dam. Just came back to say something like that sans movement. I feel like maybe these guys have run their course, patre0n millions notwithstanding

@the_exegete

10 ай бұрын

The claim against Virgil Texas is that he sent some messages to a girl who never even claimed to be underage. Which all came out after Virgil left the show. Like what the fuck do you even want here?

@alistairpage-mcgill2723

10 ай бұрын

@@the_exegete consistency. The Virgil claims were much dumber but they were still smear tactics like the Brand accusations

@alexmeyer2222

10 ай бұрын

@@alistairpage-mcgill2723but again, the accusations came out months after he left chapo…

@Cussy69_420

9 ай бұрын

​@@alistairpage-mcgill2723wait, you think the accusations against Brand are nonsense?? Yikes..

You know the gang has their fingers and microtesticles crossed just praying that Trump wins so they can try claw their way back to some form of relevancy

@cattibingo

10 ай бұрын

Why would anyone give af if their balls were small?

@the_exegete

10 ай бұрын

As opposed to Russell Brand fans, who pray for Trump to win because they love him and will happily embrace a fascist hellscape.

@bryna7

9 ай бұрын

​@@the_exegetewhy is that worse? Chapo rooted for trump from the beginning...trump is bad no matter what reason you want him to win...

@bugfact9279

9 ай бұрын

@@bryna7 Trump is bad person.... not bad president....

@bugfact9279

9 ай бұрын

@@bryna7 Better then obamna

This is a fantastic episode name!

@bryna7

9 ай бұрын

Then your a simpleton