Halloween: Resurrection - Phelous

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The night HE regretted coming home!
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Originally Released: October 26, 2011

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  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa8 жыл бұрын

    Everyone else thinks that Phelous' Michael Myers is adorable?

  • @MsDjessa

    @MsDjessa

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** Indeed he is. : )

  • @L1z43vr

    @L1z43vr

    6 жыл бұрын

    ADORABLE AS A FUCKING UNDERSWAP SANS AND CHARA!!!!

  • @dragonempress8367

    @dragonempress8367

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@L1z43vr those aren't adorable

  • @L1z43vr

    @L1z43vr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dragonempress8367 ...Yeah good point

  • @L1z43vr

    @L1z43vr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @redloiyu654jay I was... about 12 at the time, i thought it was cool

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn8 жыл бұрын

    so they come to his house, set up cameras and start filming stuff. he is legally defending his property against these invaders and gets murdered by them. who is the bad guy in this movie.

  • @nomduclavier

    @nomduclavier

    7 жыл бұрын

    The real enemy is American law

  • @Lordgasmaskius

    @Lordgasmaskius

    7 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best comments I've ever seen

  • @burakoshimazaki

    @burakoshimazaki

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrAnimepredator He was Standing his Ground.

  • @Zachito15

    @Zachito15

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrAnimepredator They violated his Non Aggression Principle and never apologized

  • @martinnevarez242

    @martinnevarez242

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 you just made my Day!

  • @berpipo
    @berpipo7 жыл бұрын

    apearently rob zombie wanted us to feel bad for the poor serial killer, but this movie does a better job at it. Seriously, all he wants is to retire in peace but this obnoxious people come to his home, mess with his thing, Film a reality tv show (wich is worst then murder) in his house. and they kill for trying to protect his place. I certainly was rooting for michal on this one.

  • @simonyang3348

    @simonyang3348

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poor Michael was about to retire, and a bunch of reality show assholes had to ruin his retirement.

  • @fynnthefox9078

    @fynnthefox9078

    2 жыл бұрын

    They go as far as tasing him in the nuts and burning his new garage down

  • @SwiftNimblefoot

    @SwiftNimblefoot

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just annoying that we get THIS ending for Laurie, she just gets unceremoniously murdered in a madhouse.

  • @Nagoragama
    @Nagoragama9 жыл бұрын

    Laughed pretty hard at "Halloween: Water."

  • @coyotefever105

    @coyotefever105

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually think that particular movie was pretty decent. And yes that was a good joke.

  • @The_Platinum_Realist

    @The_Platinum_Realist

    2 жыл бұрын

    My problem with H20 was they had too many masks and the score was too much like Scream. They had a good one in the opening scene then they used multiple ones throughout the movie that were not good. You see his eyes too much. And the score just doesn’t build the same tension.

  • @knux89
    @knux898 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at 12:02. The way he kept making the guy repeat "Oh" over, and over. It got me literally laughing out loud.

  • @guilhermehank4938

    @guilhermehank4938

    7 жыл бұрын

    knux89 OH faced!

  • @jw8395
    @jw83958 жыл бұрын

    The reason Michael walked off after Busta cussed him out was because the fucker told him where all the kids would be, so Michael decided to deal with them first...why he didn't just kill Busta's character first, well, I offer the greatest answer in existence, the answer to all questions about stupid plotholes and other things that make absolutely no sense: A wizard did it.

  • @gratuitouslurking8610

    @gratuitouslurking8610

    7 жыл бұрын

    Because movie.

  • @jw8395

    @jw8395

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** Uh, he'd already killed Laurie, those two janitors, the camera guy, etc.

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also how the hell exactly he heals so fast from being stabbed in the shoulder. The character isn't a mutant, I doubt he has pcp or steroids in the area so obvious bs along with a woman screaming loud will result in glass breaking.

  • @starrsmith3810

    @starrsmith3810

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cheapsunglasses I WISH Busta Rhymes had of died in this god forsaken movie

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** pretty sure a black man survived in a house on haunted hill remake which was released in 1999 so before this movie.

  • @codyxvasco592
    @codyxvasco5926 жыл бұрын

    "Because it might be another paramedic bursting through her door to kill her" best line.

  • 8 жыл бұрын

    I think it's funny how people were fooled with the whole clothes switch with Michael, mainly because the paramedic was not only a foot shorter than Michael, but he was also chubbier then Michael.

  • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin

    @sweetcinnamonpnchkin

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bad writing. It was Michael at the end of H2O but some idiot wanted to keep the ball rolling.

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    Even funnier he has a knife and no 1 stops him to ask why or suspects it's Michael Myers.

  • @LoganLiberty

    @LoganLiberty

    7 жыл бұрын

    You are so wrong. Some idiot killed off Michael Myers in the script against contract and movie lore.

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    sweetcinnamonpnchkin That's common knowledge but with a unbelievable asinine retcon Myers didn't die because of unbelievable events. The paramedic could have taken the mask off but he doesn't really how very unbelievable even more unbelievable he doesn't talk, and still tries to kill a woman. This is 1 of the dumbest retcons along with Sandman killed Uncle Ben not the burglar.

  • @imbatmanhi3363

    @imbatmanhi3363

    6 жыл бұрын

    and how would they know what michael looks like besides a mugshot of when he was six the doctors and nurses of smithgrove who seen his face are not there or alive

  • @FightkingSNF
    @FightkingSNF8 жыл бұрын

    "Michael is a resilient pyschopath but he is not supernatural" Aside from how in the first movie, the most realistic, Michael is capable of lifting a grown man with a single hand, driving a knife through his torso with enough force to pin him to a wall, then survive getting stabbed in the neck, getting his eye gouged out, then tanked 6 bullets to the chest before taking a two story fall onto his head and shoulders. Totally something a real person could survive.

  • @deadmaster9360

    @deadmaster9360

    7 жыл бұрын

    That's the joke, congrats.

  • @imbatmanhi3363

    @imbatmanhi3363

    6 жыл бұрын

    the supernatural element is implied in the first two films

  • @Hauptseite

    @Hauptseite

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually, yes, a real person could conceivably survive being shot several times and falling from a second story. A man was mauled twice by a bear and was able to walk away from the attack to get in his jeep and drive himself to his hospital. A soldier was shot approximately 17 times during combat and lived to continue active duty. A woman survived a fall from an airplane. Eyes being stabbed are not as lethal an injury as you may think either. Watch the "Because Science" video of Joker's "magic trick" scene from The Dark Knight and you'll see some pretty miraculous (and gross) real life incidents equal to or even worse than the pencil trick that some people survived. Still, every sequel has clearly shown him to be supernatural, you're right, but I think that was part of Phelous' joke.

  • @FabledHeroes3351

    @FabledHeroes3351

    3 жыл бұрын

    And then somehow lived all the way into his 60’s 🤣

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607

    @MrBlueSkyof1607

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, yeah, 15 feet falling is nothing! Here, I’ll show you. (JUMPS FROM 2 STORY BALCONY) OWW! MY GOSHDARN BONES ARE BROKEN! THIS WAS STUPID! MY NECK IS ALSO BROKEN YET NOT MY LARYNX! I- (dead)

  • @basquat76
    @basquat768 жыл бұрын

    Michael Myers killed by Busta Rhymes. And that was were the horror genre officially died.

  • @moneyd18

    @moneyd18

    8 жыл бұрын

    When he told him to go away was were it died

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    The horror genre didn't die. Jeepers Creepers, Insidious, and multiple other good or great horror movies.

  • @moneyd18

    @moneyd18

    7 жыл бұрын

    correction *** I died (of laughter)

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    muppet103 Ok but I'm responding to Basquat76 comment about the horror genre officially dying which is huge bullcrap.

  • @moneyd18

    @moneyd18

    7 жыл бұрын

    right

  • @SerenaGx
    @SerenaGx8 жыл бұрын

    My parents have this video bookmarked for some reason and they play it everyday so the computer won't shut off. Your welcome for the views

  • @YoungBlaze

    @YoungBlaze

    7 жыл бұрын

    Serena G lmao wtf your parents are random lmao

  • @anonymous_psycho

    @anonymous_psycho

    Жыл бұрын

    Weird I love it 😍

  • @MachineD3vil
    @MachineD3vil3 жыл бұрын

    Halloween: Resurrection just doesn’t feel like a Halloween film. It feels like a parody

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood2247 жыл бұрын

    he only wanted to retire, poor guy

  • @tomknoll5546
    @tomknoll55468 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, besides the ludicous plot: Who would watch a live reality show about people in a house doing nothing but talking and- oh wait...

  • @c.o7993

    @c.o7993

    3 жыл бұрын

    Laughs in big brother

  • @haileyshannon7548
    @haileyshannon75488 жыл бұрын

    Starbuck's head looks so fake after its decapitated

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited
    @LibraGamesUnlimited9 жыл бұрын

    That whole switching clothes with the paramedic thing always amused me because never once does the 'paramedic' act like someone in that situation. Also, his build is all wrong AND why didn't he just take the mask off? It's actually stupider than if they pulled a magical explanation and had him possess a new body or something. :)

  • @WinterSteele

    @WinterSteele

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris McWilliams I almost think I would've preferred it if they'd said he possessed someone rather than the explanation they actually went with. It was just so idiotic, and a slap in the face to those who enjoyed H20's ending.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited

    @LibraGamesUnlimited

    9 жыл бұрын

    Winter Steele Yeah, pretty much it also makes no logical sense if, like me, you watch them back to back and you see it just doesn't track at all. I remember when a friend of mine first told it to me (before I saw it for myself) he thought I didn't believe him until I told him I did, it was just really stupid. :)

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited

    @LibraGamesUnlimited

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Yeah, I can't imagine how they thought that would fly in this day and age with home video, the internet and all. I might could see it in the old days when the only way to watch movies was in theaters so you couldn't rewatch the previous movie and see that it doesn't match.

  • @alucardyoici

    @alucardyoici

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris McWilliams horror franchise were never known for continuity, I'm surprised they even acknowledge past movies enough to retcon it

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited

    @LibraGamesUnlimited

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Well, it depends. If the movies are done by the same people they tend to try and stick pretty close. Sadly, a lot of them aren't done by the same people and each new group seems to not care about what happened before or are trying to do their own thing. There is also a weird thing that happens, sometimes, with horror movies where they will take a script that has nothing to do with the series being rebranded to be part of the series when it's not really.

  • @RandomVideos66
    @RandomVideos666 жыл бұрын

    I have a feeling that this movie started off as a completely different movie but was changed into a Halloween movie like the Hellraiser sequels.

  • @brucejedilee5290
    @brucejedilee52907 жыл бұрын

    Michael does have supernatural powers. It has been shown throughout all the movies. He gets up after being shoot, stabbed and falling from great hights like it was nothing. Michael is superhuman

  • @MutaScale
    @MutaScale8 жыл бұрын

    I hate this film... but i'm not gonna lie, i actually thought Busta Rhymes was the only GOOD part (Sans Jamie Lee Curtis, but that goes without saying) in the film. It's like he knew the moment he read the script how awful it was gonna be... and decided "Fuck it, it's a Halloween film, might as well have some fun with it." and the two Michael's scene does crack me up.

  • @guilhermehank4938

    @guilhermehank4938

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Carlson if it was a spoof or something, maybe but for a main Halloween movie, it's saaaaaad

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    This movie is hot garbage. It's entertaining because of how terrible and laughable it is including a guy gets stabbed in the shoulder and he fastly heals, the quotable bad lines, making fun or reality tv, a scream that breaks glass wow a human that can damage things with a scream like she's a banshee.

  • @MutaScale

    @MutaScale

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. And honestly, Brad Loree, who played Michael in this, WASN'T bad, in fact, he was pretty damn good. he just had to work with the shit script they had

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Carlson This movie is a Batman and Robin style movie. It's a unbelievable ridiculous movie made to be serious and utterly fails along with inaccuracies, etc. 1 amazing unintentional comedy

  • @MutaScale

    @MutaScale

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jason Case more or less, hell, this I've seen more than the second film, sadly.

  • @jackrose4130
    @jackrose41308 жыл бұрын

    I view the Halloween "franchise" as a trilogy consisting of Halloween, Halloween 2, and Halloween H20. So the "Michael Myer" in the other "Halloween" movies is really one of the other mental patients that Michael let free in the first one and going on a copycat killing spree and everyone thinks its the real Michael

  • @RickiLynn666

    @RickiLynn666

    8 жыл бұрын

    👍

  • @chihirok1588

    @chihirok1588

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same here.

  • @munromister777

    @munromister777

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jack Rose What about Halloween 3? That didn't have Michael at all.

  • @chihirok1588

    @chihirok1588

    8 жыл бұрын

    munromister777 I, personally, didn't like Halloween 3....

  • @MaximumMadnessStixon

    @MaximumMadnessStixon

    8 жыл бұрын

    To me, the original series fits into two clean alternative timelines. The "True Trilogy" of Halloween, Halloween II and Halloween H20. And the "Alternate Timeline Series" of 1, 2, 4, 5 and 6. "Resurrection" is so out of left field, stupidly contradictory and tonally clashing with previous films that I just can't count it as canonical. To me it's the "Highlander II" of the series. (Yeah... to me its worse than "Curse"...)

  • @blackenedwritings
    @blackenedwritings8 жыл бұрын

    Loved the opening skit. Although I'd like to point out that "Season of the Witch" is actually a decent 80s horror movie with some fucked up images. And if you got the "Silver Shamrock" Theme stuck in your head now: I'm sorry. ;)

  • @DarthRushy

    @DarthRushy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gonna see Halloween 3 for the first time.

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also point out he must be sarcastic because no damn way Ghostbusters and Friday the 13th were released after Halloween so no damn way those hadn't been released movies inspired Halloween. Also Halloween is a undeniable great movie the original John Carpenter movie.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid8 жыл бұрын

    And abandoned house surrounded by populated houses surprises you? Don't come to Indiana, Phelous.

  • @juanitabrown8931

    @juanitabrown8931

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is this one building left completely alone and abandoned in lampasas as well

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman216 жыл бұрын

    Clean shaven Phelous looks weird.

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah it’ll always feel weird 🤣

  • @sdm47
    @sdm476 жыл бұрын

    She attacked Michael Myers with a chainsaw!?! Why couldn’t we have a Michael vs leather face movie if they wanted someone to do that

  • @dadobojart7895
    @dadobojart78958 жыл бұрын

    Wait a secound, let me see if I got it: So, she fought Michael Meyers with a chainsaw, and... Took a few swings at him, not actually hitting him... And turned the chainsaw off and threw it at him. And keep in mind, all of that while all that Michael had was a knife. Wow. That woman just managed to FAIL at using a chainsaw to kill a( Supposedly ) normal human being carriyng a weapon with lower range. I wonder if, at that point, she just gave up and wanted to die but thought she should give him a little scare first.

  • @guilhermehank4938

    @guilhermehank4938

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dado Bojart Thats the thing with horror movie characters, they don't know the difference between stupid things scared to death people do to stupid things that suicidal morons do.

  • @tfmaster96

    @tfmaster96

    4 жыл бұрын

    raiden: you are useless.

  • @sdm47

    @sdm47

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was a plug in chainsaw it became unplugged

  • @dpan97
    @dpan978 жыл бұрын

    9:20 to 9:30 was just the perfect gag.

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat62476 жыл бұрын

    7:52-7:57 Yes, what woman could resist such an amazing pick-up line delivered with that obnoxiously sleazy and nasally voice?

  • @TheCleanRapper93
    @TheCleanRapper932 жыл бұрын

    I’ve seen this review a good 20 times. This is one of my favorite guilty pleasure films.

  • @thesprucemoose9135
    @thesprucemoose91357 жыл бұрын

    2:40 The first movie is actually guilty of this. When Laurie sees Michael in the clothesline it cuts to her face still looking there, cut to Michael gone.

  • @MegaCrocosaurus92

    @MegaCrocosaurus92

    6 жыл бұрын

    I always thought of it as Laurie thought she was seeing things, considering the other times she sparsely saw Michael up until that point. Also his face did blend into the white blankets on said clothesline which gave off a more mysterious effect. A lot better than him just being out in the open.

  • @EntertainmentFan11

    @EntertainmentFan11

    6 жыл бұрын

    XenoKaiju You mean his mask.

  • @c.o7993

    @c.o7993

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EntertainmentFan11 its basically his face

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    Жыл бұрын

    @@c.o7993 I’m hoping you’ve learned to recognise sarcasm in present day 😅

  • @Lobothemainman23
    @Lobothemainman238 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't have super natural abilities? He eats bullets and had his eyes shot out and was burned to death in the first two movies.

  • @lordvoldemort9440

    @lordvoldemort9440

    8 жыл бұрын

    Don't try to get logic out of this please

  • @lordvoldemort9440

    @lordvoldemort9440

    8 жыл бұрын

    And no he didn't burn in the first two in the first he fell out of a window

  • @nomduclavier

    @nomduclavier

    7 жыл бұрын

    ikr, I've been shot and burned like five times; it's fiiine

  • @LoganLiberty

    @LoganLiberty

    7 жыл бұрын

    Halloween 1: Stabbed in the neck - Stabbed next to his eye - Stabbed in the heart - Shot 6 times - Fell off a second story patio Halloween 2: Shot 6 times - Shot in the eyes - Burned Alive

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood2246 жыл бұрын

    poor Myers, all he wanted was to be left alone

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris96969 жыл бұрын

    Tripod kill ripped off Peeping Tom

  • @rogermorris9696

    @rogermorris9696

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Original or the remake?

  • @rogermorris9696

    @rogermorris9696

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @nousukas
    @nousukas2 жыл бұрын

    According to slasher films, you get supernatural abilities after long enough killing spree.

  • @guyincognito7509
    @guyincognito75099 жыл бұрын

    I really loved H20 and it really sucks they made a sequel. I just consider Resurrection non-canon.

  • @idiot_wins

    @idiot_wins

    8 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I just cinsider anything after Halloween II non-canon.

  • @sonnyjesusgokrist7084

    @sonnyjesusgokrist7084

    8 жыл бұрын

    +RJ Peterson What about season of the witch? It didn't have mm in it but It's actually not that bad.

  • @mistermista2927

    @mistermista2927

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SonnyJesus Gokrist Season of the Witch is in its own separate canon, though. Remember when it showed Halloween playing on TV?

  • @shutit4024

    @shutit4024

    6 жыл бұрын

    Guy Incognito to me anything after Halloween 6 is Non-canon

  • @AncapOtaku

    @AncapOtaku

    4 жыл бұрын

    Let's just say it was a terrible fanfiction and leave it at that

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын

    Why didn't Laurie move to the other side of the world and change her name? It's not like Michael has a passport.

  • @kalletunnellinen6863

    @kalletunnellinen6863

    7 жыл бұрын

    She was taken to a mental hospital for killing that paramedic, why do you think she was there? And Michael will find you

  • @aros0018

    @aros0018

    7 жыл бұрын

    Why was she sent to the mental hospital though? She killed a guy dressed up as Michael Myers while being chased by Michael Myers who wanted to kill her. It makes complete sense why she killed him so why is she being treated like she's insane?

  • @kalletunnellinen6863

    @kalletunnellinen6863

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well she pointed a gun to cops when she stole that ambulance that the paramedic was in

  • @aros0018

    @aros0018

    7 жыл бұрын

    Michael Carter I'm not saying it's not bad that she killed an innocent person and that there wouldn't be a manslaughter charge against her, but I don't see why people would think she's insane for doing it. If a mask serial killer is after you and sudden someone comes at you dressed as that killer, you'd naturally assume it's the real killer and try to defend yourself. She still killed the guy but it makes complete logical sense why she did it, so why throw in her in a mental hospital?

  • @aros0018

    @aros0018

    7 жыл бұрын

    Michael Carter You know what, I actually never considered that possibility and you do make a good point for it. Like you I'm not going to go back and watch the movie just to check but I do believe in giving movie makers the benefit of the doubt so this might not be a bad mindset to take.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy7 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else think Phelan's Michael Myers parody needs his own comedy movie?

  • @konstance13
    @konstance138 жыл бұрын

    Woa, that Ghostfacers theme! Never thought I'd see a review reference that lol.

  • @memelordmcgee3619
    @memelordmcgee36196 жыл бұрын

    Dang, I really wanted to see that romantic comedy review.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover7 жыл бұрын

    5:45 Did anyone else see the hand in the mirror reaching out for Phelous? (little mirror on the left side of the screen)

  • @SamsarasArt

    @SamsarasArt

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even notice that til now. Pretty creepy

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    Жыл бұрын

    Whoa 😅

  • @Incoherent587
    @Incoherent5878 жыл бұрын

    lol at all the people that took the opening comments of this review seriously

  • @fitzytail896
    @fitzytail8962 жыл бұрын

    What I got from resurrection is that getting killed by Busta Rymes is punishment for killing his sister in the beginning in the movie.

  • @bongchoof
    @bongchoof6 жыл бұрын

    i like the idea of the 'halloween trilogy' of 1, 2, and h20. throw 3 in there for a fun 80s horror movie.

  • @JohnDoe-wz3jq
    @JohnDoe-wz3jq9 жыл бұрын

    In retrospect. ..maybe h20 wasn't the worst movie in the series. ..great video man love your work keep it going you rock!

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple17 жыл бұрын

    This Movie. As if 6 wasn't bad enough. :-/

  • @FrancisXLord
    @FrancisXLord7 жыл бұрын

    If you watch the original film, oddly Laurie doesn't look away from him when she sees him out of her bedroom window before he disappears either.

  • @looker999997
    @looker9999974 жыл бұрын

    A reality show in the early 2000s? Busta Rhymes was a true visionary.

  • @SamsarasArt
    @SamsarasArt4 жыл бұрын

    I love this review and the skits you do. Cracks me up lmao

  • @MaximumMadnessStixon
    @MaximumMadnessStixon8 жыл бұрын

    I just tried re-watching this movie for fun, taking notes on the things about it that annoyed me (I was contemplating doing my own video review of the film for fun since I'm a big horror fan and always felt like this was one of the biggest slaps-to-the-face as a sequel), and I actually had to stop at the half hour mark because I couldn't keep up with the film and just felt drained by this trainwreck. Like every 2-3 minutes I had to pause the movie and spend 10-15 minute jotting down notes of what it was doing wrong. There's just so much fundamentally wrong with the entire film's creation and execution. Kudos to you, sir, for being able to pull another great, entertaining review from this mess. There's just so much stuff in this movie that just doesn't even make sense when you stop to think about it for more than 2 seconds. Like they somewhat imply the lead characters got the parts in the reality show... but it's only after they imply this that they actually go to the casting call? Then they start filming like a day later... which would mean it was a last-minute thing that was thrown together? Yet there's press at the Myers house as they start filming like it's been a big event that's been planned for a while? Which would contradict the fact that the entire thing seemed like a last-minute show they threw together? But it couldn't have been planned out because they're only just setting up the cameras like 20 minutes before the stars (who were only just cast like a day earlier) get there and that should have been done days if not weeks before? So there's really no internal logic about how the show came to be or was put together? Gah, this movie really just racks your brain with stupidity.

  • @guilhermehank4938

    @guilhermehank4938

    7 жыл бұрын

    MaximumMadnessStixon Aka this movie fucking sucked harder than any other Halloween movie. It's an insult to the horror slasher genre. A true sign that horror movies are going down hill aside from a few ocasional gems. They should of ended at H20 Soo at least Micheal had dignity in his demise. And fuck the reboots too!

  • @AndyAce83
    @AndyAce839 жыл бұрын

    Michael Myers does have a supernatural power. His staying power. He gets seriously hurt many times, but keeps coming back. But he doesnt have any other ones.

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat478 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to make a Halloween remake where Michael actually does have a third arm that morphs out of his chest. It's going to be great.

  • @EthanWasHere
    @EthanWasHere9 жыл бұрын

    I liked Season of the Witch. Sure it wasn't "Halloween" but if the name wasn't attached it would be a cool stand alone film.

  • @rinchantamang4992
    @rinchantamang49925 жыл бұрын

    Your really smart phelous with all the adds you found your making the movie even way better and funny i guess

  • @joshnazario1020
    @joshnazario10207 жыл бұрын

    What movie is that "no, this isn't real, please say it's not real...no this can't be happening" line @ 15:22 from?

  • @samw.1608

    @samw.1608

    6 жыл бұрын

    Josh Nazario Howling V: The Rebirth

  • @TGWhitta
    @TGWhitta Жыл бұрын

    I have just as much fun rewatching this review and just looking at the mirror behind Phalous.

  • @nateyrex6693
    @nateyrex66937 жыл бұрын

    OMG you are too much with the ANTM references I am crying I am laughing so hard, Mr Bland, Foreshadowing nightmares, the 7 foot long butcher knife that can decapitate but cant sheer denim, ugh so good man.

  • @xodariccc
    @xodariccc3 жыл бұрын

    "Super Smize" killlled meee😂😂😂

  • @DashingPunkSamurai
    @DashingPunkSamurai2 жыл бұрын

    Even if she pulled off the mask, would she have any idea what he would actually look like at this age.

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47875 жыл бұрын

    This movie could’ve been a classic if they had tyra run in on Michael after he killed someone and screamed “WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! EVERYONE WAS ROOTING FOR YOU”

  • @OrochiFlamez
    @OrochiFlamez2 жыл бұрын

    That high-pitched "no!" at 0:35 still makes me laugh like crazy.

  • @tonymata8070
    @tonymata80703 жыл бұрын

    6:48 The tripod kill is a homage to one of the earlier slasher films called "Peeping Tom", a film that many consider as one of the first slasher movies right next to Psycho which the film was released months later in the year of 1960.

  • @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf
    @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf7 жыл бұрын

    17:55 Was that an AVGN reference?

  • @burakoshimazaki

    @burakoshimazaki

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hat Man Yes, it had to be.

  • @starrsmith3810

    @starrsmith3810

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hat Man yep it was 😂😂😂

  • @AncapOtaku

    @AncapOtaku

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @peterjohnjoseph
    @peterjohnjoseph6 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this review a bunch of times, and just now am I seeing the hand in the mirror at 5:45. Nice touch.

  • @Aqua-Marine-UK_1991
    @Aqua-Marine-UK_19916 жыл бұрын

    kentucky fried Micheal

  • @smb-c3po
    @smb-c3po9 жыл бұрын

    Another great video, Phelan. Oh, well, at least they tried!

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    Жыл бұрын

    No no they didn’t

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak8 жыл бұрын

    imagine if they had made this into a sort of found footage horror sequel. maybe it could have been better? I cant believe I typed that with a straight face lol.

  • @PowerPackers90
    @PowerPackers907 жыл бұрын

    The thing is the "Recon" of Micheal's Death in H20 wasnt really a recon. Because that was always the plan. On the Blu Ray's commentary for H20 Jamie Lee, and the writer talk about how the plan was always for it to be the paramedic she beheads. They point out how Micheal's body movement is different and the shot of Micheal walking away dressed in the guy's uniform was filmed during H20's filming.

  • @disneyerapowerrangers2923

    @disneyerapowerrangers2923

    7 жыл бұрын

    still ridiculous.

  • @troin3925

    @troin3925

    7 жыл бұрын

    PowerPackers90 If this was planned all along, why didn't they make it more obvious like ending with them unmasking the decapitated head only for it to be someone else's head?

  • @PowerPackers90

    @PowerPackers90

    7 жыл бұрын

    Troin Cause they wanted it to be subtle and have you finally think after 7 movies he's dead. But hoping real fans would notice that she clearly didnt get him cause he didnt act like Micheal movements. Jamie was also signed on for 2 Halloween movies when coming on bored for H20. So Micheal was always planed to live.

  • @troin3925

    @troin3925

    7 жыл бұрын

    PowerPackers90 Then he should've been dead at the end of Resurrection.

  • @troin3925

    @troin3925

    7 жыл бұрын

    PowerPackers90 Also, he still held his knife while dressed as the paramedic which was a stupid move, the paramedic attacked Laurie while in the ambulance, and he just so happened to have similar eyes to Michael.

  • @darlingnikki1984
    @darlingnikki19848 жыл бұрын

    Awwww Michael is so cute lol

  • @fattony9818
    @fattony98187 жыл бұрын

    Who else thought it was awesome that Michael Myers was added to Mortal Kombat?

  • @kalletunnellinen6863

    @kalletunnellinen6863

    7 жыл бұрын

    he wanst cause leatherface is more important than krueger and myers

  • @Des-rh9zn

    @Des-rh9zn

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Kasper Lehto well they could get the rights for Myers that's why he wasn't added

  • @kalletunnellinen6863

    @kalletunnellinen6863

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Des 24242424 Still leatherface doenst fit into that kinda game... Jason has some badass moves but leatherface doesnt he is the worst character in the game, they just should have added freddy

  • @anonymous_psycho
    @anonymous_psycho Жыл бұрын

    Love this review definitely my favorite 🤠

  • @jeffbroadbent5072
    @jeffbroadbent5072 Жыл бұрын

    All these years later, I'm still waiting to see Selouph return. Too bad he's dead for real.

  • @jakehare7769
    @jakehare77693 ай бұрын

    I think it's funny that Phelous has transitioned to mostly reviewing animated fairy tale movies, many of which could be considered romantic comedies.

  • @pon2oon
    @pon2oon Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @phelous

    @phelous

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you again!!!

  • @TessaGrayscale
    @TessaGrayscale8 жыл бұрын

    This movie is like watching fanfiction

  • @guilhermehank4938

    @guilhermehank4938

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tessa Grayscale a lot of sequels feel like fanfictions

  • @AnnaDee101
    @AnnaDee1019 жыл бұрын

    Ok, you are the best.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Жыл бұрын

    “The last film before the remake” until they did the time warp with the 2nd time line (the 1st being H1, H2, The Thorn Trilogy, & H20) and brought Michael Myers back in the Blumhouse Trilogy.

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay36136 жыл бұрын

    Now officially not cannon.

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona Жыл бұрын

    I come back to Phelous’ Halloween videos yearly and only now I realize on 5:44, there’s a fricken hand creeping on that mirror!

  • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
    @thing1thing2themediamaniac432 жыл бұрын

    As far as I'm concerned Micheal Myers was killed off for good in Halloween II when Dr Samuel Loomis blew both himself and Micheal up in the hospital.

  • @stevenb8611
    @stevenb86114 жыл бұрын

    Busta Rhymes uses Electro Ball. It's super effective. Michael Myers fainted.

  • @U014B
    @U014B8 жыл бұрын

    8:25 That kid's Confused John Travolta costume is really good!

  • @burakoshimazaki
    @burakoshimazaki7 жыл бұрын

    Not sure if anyone else caught it, but I loved the AVGN reference with the Atari controller to attack Micheal Myers.

  • @kinnikufan
    @kinnikufan5 жыл бұрын

    Was that Atari controller part at the end a reference the AVGN episode on the Halloween game? Or perhaps just a reference to that game in general? Never really payed attention to it before, so I never thought to ask.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT6 жыл бұрын

    Trivia: there's a clause in the contracts for the HalloweeN movies that prohibits the killing off of Michael Myers.

  • @WillDaBeard
    @WillDaBeardАй бұрын

    I know you don't do horror movies anymore, or at least very often, but I hope someday you do Halloween 3 because I always found it to be a fascinating entry in the franchise that's often overlooked and underappreciated.

  • @theshape3988
    @theshape3988Ай бұрын

    Michael used his own arms to stab him against the door. You said he needed a third arm? No he had to knives. One in each hand. He grabbed both arms and stuck him that way. They even show the movement.

  • @SamuraiMotoko
    @SamuraiMotoko9 жыл бұрын

    some time ago i wanted to watch this review again, but the video wasnt working on the site. so finaly got to youtube. phelan is stronger so he can put bigger stuff here.

  • @lunamoonstone2350
    @lunamoonstone23504 жыл бұрын

    this is one of my guilty pleasures i thought it was funny and corny

  • @moneyd18
    @moneyd188 жыл бұрын

    Idk y but the gag sounds are hilarious

  • @ccateni28
    @ccateni286 жыл бұрын

    I ignore this film, the first part of it never happened, the tv stuff does while Michael was still alive after halloween 6.

  • @MediaGhost_
    @MediaGhost_5 жыл бұрын

    I just noticed the shots with mirrors, and it only took me four years....

  • @GleeChan
    @GleeChan9 жыл бұрын

    Just for kicks, I actually do wanna see Soulehp do a real romantic comedy review. I wonder how Phelous would do did.

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero13136 жыл бұрын

    Wait what? xD Phelous with beard appears first then no-beard Phelous and then back to the bearded Phelous? Hahaha xD Also, love your Michael Myers skit there. xD

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    2 жыл бұрын

    Phelous is a wizard 🤣

  • @norbertovalle7928
    @norbertovalle7928 Жыл бұрын

    Omg Phelous you shaved your goatee for that scene!!! Lmao!!! Looked good though, but I’m used to Datt NaRliee beard & stash bud, but still u looked good without it, also died pretty funny too, great intro

  • @maleficentdunn5370
    @maleficentdunn53709 жыл бұрын

    I know the blond friend more as Bitch Pudding. lol

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited

    @LibraGamesUnlimited

    9 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Dunn Oh my God I didn't even realize that was her. :)

  • @randalgraves6979
    @randalgraves69798 жыл бұрын

    I'm waiting for the Halloween Resurrection Wrong Turn 2 crossover movie. :)

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy7 жыл бұрын

    16:01 Can someone tell me what this music is? I remember hearing it in the Child's Play 2 review as well.

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB11 ай бұрын

    I kinda miss these reviews.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek22564 жыл бұрын

    Wait a second, a third arm? Micheal Myers is a T-1000!!!!

  • @brendanforester4601

    @brendanforester4601

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would certainly explain a lot.

  • @DashingPunkSamurai
    @DashingPunkSamurai Жыл бұрын

    9:09 Freddy Vs Jason’s version of Jason Mewes has entered the movie

  • @goosebums67
    @goosebums6719 күн бұрын

    I’d like to think that these films are movies being made in the Halloween universe to capitalize and exploit the actual murders in Haddonfield and the new trilogy are the only canon installments

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