The best line Phelous ever said, “FUCK THIS MOVIE IT WASN’T ABOUT ANYTHING!!!”😂

This is actually a really smart movie, because... (checks cellphone for reception and walks away).

@gratuitouslurking8610

7 жыл бұрын

This comment is flawed, because... (checks cellphone for reception and walks away).

@NodDisciple1

7 жыл бұрын

What is this, some sort of Candlejack jo-

@munchjrgames942

7 жыл бұрын

Well golly gee i-(checks cellphone for rece-)

@ilikethecokev2

5 жыл бұрын

Well, you know what I think? I think-- (checks cellphone for reception and walks away)

@jasonyoungkin1117

3 жыл бұрын

I think this movie was mostly successful because...(checking my cellphone for a reception and walk away)

In this movie Tara Reid uses her powers of reading the script to discover why her brother died. She goes through many hardships, like stubbing her toe.

@MrPiccoloku

6 жыл бұрын

Your comment sounds like a plot summary from Half in the Bag

@NodDisciple1

6 жыл бұрын

+Albus "Anybody got a pizza roll?"

Also, the fact that Tara just threw the grapple back up and out of the hole further proves that they not only could have just left whenever they wanted, but within seconds of them finding out the rope had fallen and the bitch had left.

This, Ghostship and Triangle are easily the best classic Phelous reviews. Something not said easy, given the absolute mindblowing number of perfect reviews! Love them to death.

@aged_balloon_popping

7 ай бұрын

Totally on board with your list, but the Smiley review is the only one I have watched more than Triangle.

"People who are asleep, wake up." -Tara Reid, whenever the hell this movie was made.

@TheSkully343

8 жыл бұрын

+Kemal Alis 2006

@KossolaxtheForesworn

7 жыл бұрын

and by that logic over 160 people were buried alive in a week back in 18th century. lets not check does they have a hard beat. lets just throw them in a coffin and start burying.

@Crazy56U

7 жыл бұрын

Okay, I misread this comment, I thought "whenever the hell this movie was made" was "people made this movie", like you were in dumbfounded disbelief over how stupid this is.

@Dreigonix

6 жыл бұрын

People die when they are killed.

"There'd be blood... Look at all the blood! If someone else did this it'd track blood all over." Okay... I *THINK* what this mangled dialogue is *trying* to say is that, because of how much blood there is, if someone else killed the scientists rather than them killing each other, then the surviving killer would have tracked blood all over the whole facility... ...I think.

@williamtimonen6814

8 жыл бұрын

You cant really excpect coherent dialogue from people that just saw a bunch of dead people.

@CabbageYe

7 жыл бұрын

Doesn't even look like they care about the dead bodies tbh..

@KossolaxtheForesworn

7 жыл бұрын

than why didnt he just say that instead..oh right, because the writer had 1/3 of his brain removed.

@williamtimonen6814

7 жыл бұрын

MrAnimepredator Or he was the one person in the world that realise if you put some teens in front of a bunch of corpses their dialog will be pretty incoherent.

@KossolaxtheForesworn

7 жыл бұрын

william timonen their fathers didnt take them fish/hunt as kids.

18:56 That closing shot of Phelous activating his Byakugan was scarier than the entire movie.

Oh Phelous, this is probably my all-time favourite of your reviews. It's absolutely hilarious. The expression on your face after Jay's brother makes that baffling series of comments - "There'd be blood...look at all the blood...if somebody else did this, it'd track blood all over!" - is so priceless. "Don't ever talk again!" *LMAO* I died :)

"People who sleep, wake up" yeah and did you know , that when it rains, uhhh people get wet

@rikpeek6664

7 жыл бұрын

Lava91point0 and they become completly useless!

@DarkMageLiam

7 жыл бұрын

Also, people die when they are killed.

@MachineD3vil

2 жыл бұрын

When the sun is out, people get hot

I feel like they had a bunch of ideas for scenes and lines and individual things like that and just jammed them all into one movie without any regard to how they fit together.

In mythology, an incubus is a demon that impregnates sleeping women. It has nothing to do with dreams.

@troin3925

7 жыл бұрын

Ghostwriter Lily from V/H/S was much more faithful than the Incubus in the movie, even if she just kills her victims that she's having sex with. Yes, I know she's a Succubus, it's the same thing, just the female equivalent.

@BloodrealmX

5 жыл бұрын

No, a Succubus seduces its prey, "lying beneath" them. An Incubus is a rape demon, thus "lying on top" of them. They are not the same thing.

@theonlychickensama8353

5 жыл бұрын

@@BloodrealmX I thought that was just generally what they used distinctly for males and females, guys on top and gals bottom

@TarkTheWild

4 жыл бұрын

Hot

@pandorasangel2747

4 жыл бұрын

@@BloodrealmX actually Succubus and Incubus are the same thing since they can swap genders since just like angels demons dont have a physical form let alone a gender

that " *I GOT A SHOTGUN!* " bit never gets old

They could've made it a supernatural erotic horror since you know, it's an Incubus, but nooo...

@sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035

22 күн бұрын

If you can call The Entity (an 80s movie) 'erotic'

Huh. That 6 seconds of Silent Hill was not only better written, better acted, but it also had better cinematography than the whole movie. Makes sense, Tara Reid wasn't in Silent Hill.

Phelous showed more sense at the end of this review than the entire cast did the entire movie. X_x

This review is tied with the Amityville 4 review as my favourite Horror review from Phelous. This review has more great lines by Phelous but Amityville 4 has phelous impersonating the lamp which always cracks me up.

The nightmare IS reality *Then I realise this video was originally posted on my birthday in 2010* how sweet :) Didn’t realise there was about five evil versions of Phelous 🙃

Wait...after watching this review multiple times, I think I've deciphered the "there'd be blood" line. I think he's trying to say there'd be bloody footprints. There's so much blood around, that if someone else did it, they'd leave footprints. It still doesn't make sense, and it's worded very poorly, but I think that's the point he's trying to make.

@user-vo7fp1yj6p

Жыл бұрын

Bad movie whisperer over here!

The "There'd Be Blood" part is so funny I wish everyone I knew watched you so I could just say it randomly and it'd make sense.

Gotta love that one guy's N7 jacket!

top 5 Phelous right here. I love this review dearly.

The "There'd be blood, look at the blood" bit would have made more sense if he said tracks or footprints instead of blood there. "There'd be tracks/footprints, look at all the blood, if someone else did it there's be tracks/footprints all over!"

@alucardyoici

8 жыл бұрын

+PiranhaCupcake yes that's why he said blood he didn't feel like making sense

@piranhacupcake5154

8 жыл бұрын

Hoooo I see! Brilliant acting strategy.

I've been following you since your days on TGWTG, but since i stopped going there for quite some time now im so happy to see your content on youtube! Keep up the awesome work :)

@phelous

9 жыл бұрын

***** Thanks a lot!

@Entropy3ko

8 жыл бұрын

+Luke Welch Yeah Phelous was one of my favorite discoveries on TGWTG and was (and still is) one of my favorite reviewers :D I kind of lost interested in TGWTG site too. Nostalgia critic is not as amusing as it used to be (it tries to be high budget and do too much... but sometimes it is better to keep it simple...). I still watch a lot of Phelous old reviews... they are just too funny :D

@disneyerapowerrangers2923

8 жыл бұрын

+Entropy3ko i like the old videos of the critic personally not a fan of his new format.

@Entropy3ko

8 жыл бұрын

disney era power rangers Yeah... the new format is mostly OK, but not as funny as it used to be.

They could have named the movie after a mythical creature that affects dreams, like Walrider, but nope, they named it after the sex demon Incubus. Maybe make your movie about a creepy psychic guy demon thing that has sex with people in their sleep, then name it Incubus.

@statykelektricity9591

8 жыл бұрын

+Dawn Darrell Samaitha Eh, I'd watch it.

@darrelsam419

8 жыл бұрын

Statyk Elektricity I would too, to be honest.

@darrelsam419

8 жыл бұрын

Statyk Elektricity Well now I really wish this movie exists just so that I can watch CinemaSnob review it.

@statykelektricity9591

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that would be pretty great.

@AngelCakes1997

8 жыл бұрын

Vamp, The Movie.

Bit late to the party but...we literally have the name for the creature they were meaning in common parlance - nightmare, derived from a mare, or mara, a monster from Nordic mythology said to ride the sleeper through the night, giving them terrible dreams. Granted there'd be a bit of creative licensing where the whole possession side of things comes in, but at least it would be more accurate than an incubus!

A mountainous,mostly quiet region of the world? "Lets go through the forest." like bears and other things that kill you don't already exist there. Their deaths should have come from Bearcubus.

@andreasnickmann370

Жыл бұрын

SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR

Oh I love Incubus! It's so cheap which makes it easier to rank up the devil arcana and....oh wait this is a different incubus.

The Shotgun and Ebony & Ivory are my favorite guns in DMC, too.

Dear Phelous You used a zoidberg clip I love Zoidberg thank you

hands down my favorite review by phelous

This movie is probably named after the band Incubus, because clearly they have no idea about the real Incubus lore.🤔😒😧

@tfmaster96

3 жыл бұрын

Except incubus is much better as a band than this is as a movie.

Aw, with a title like that I was expecting just a little sex scene. How the hell can someone get incubus wrong? It's like one of the most common demons besides werewolves and vampires.

@extragirth64

9 жыл бұрын

Jutland Angel Sadly, I am a person who did not know that before watching this review. However I did see this when it first came out on his site a while back.

@JutlandAngel

9 жыл бұрын

extragirth64 but you didn't go make a movie named something you didn't even bother to look up.

@extragirth64

9 жыл бұрын

Jutland Angel What if I was the movie writer?!? _DADADADA_

@JutlandAngel

9 жыл бұрын

extragirth64 then I would ask you to take up another profession or at least do some effort into your movies.

@extragirth64

9 жыл бұрын

Jutland Angel Nope, I'll continue to ruin movies until the day I die!

Oh my god, brilliant use of those Clue title cards.

Easily the best Phelous Horror review. No matter how many times I watch this review it makes me laugh every time. Also as a side point my sister's first house actually had the locks where you could lock yourself in. We didn't know this and lock the deadbolt while we went out for snacks and accidentally locked my other sister in the house.

Why is it called Incubus when there's no Incubus in the film?

I GOTTA SHOTGUN!!!

@gratuitouslurking8610

7 жыл бұрын

**SCREAMS!**

@NodDisciple1

6 жыл бұрын

+Gratuitous Lurking I GOTTA SHOTGUN!

@GlitchMasterFaZe

5 жыл бұрын

@@NodDisciple1 Fuck

(Sigh.) And thus closes out the legendary "Pulse Series That Wasn't A Series Saga." Amazing how so many unrelated stories of disparate genres that sometimes lacked continuity even when they WERE related all had the same appreciation for the word, "Pulse." Even more amazing when practically none of them had a straight-forward claim to the title. Even-even more amazing that the ones who came closest to "earning" that title either only used the title as a fallback or placeholder they ditched later. Will there ever be a day that the mighty and proud word, "Pulse" gets to represent a movie that deserves it?

Omg I see the board game nightmare in the background, I loved it!!

I think Tara Reid is the only actor that can make wish you were watching Kevin Costner.

@rdsasuke1

8 жыл бұрын

she's hot though

@Davidmadden19

8 жыл бұрын

Incorrect

@SpeedyEric1

8 жыл бұрын

Kevin Costner is 1,000 times more talented that Tara Reid.

@SpeedyEric1

7 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey314159 But true.

@JThom529

6 жыл бұрын

I love Costner

I love that all your stuff is now on youtube, a lot easier to watch all of them

This is one of your best reviews. Laughed so much, thank you.

I never get sick of your reviews! soon I'll have to go back and watch them all again! :-D

Loving all the movie review uploads lately Phelous, thank you!

I'm disappointed that this wasn't the William Shatner movie, William Shatner's own commentary is the funniest thing that could ever be done with the movie as far as commentaries go.

3:31 Brother and sister....right, even though the guy character has a COMPLETELY different accent from Reid's character...

@s.nifrum4580

4 жыл бұрын

The neojames82 Accent has nothing to do with whether you’re related or not People pick up the accents of where they live while they’re young So obviously they lived in completely different nations in their childhoods then met at some random point, found out they were brother and sister and now have the typical sibling dynamic Actually that’s even stupider nevermind

@JustinJTime

3 жыл бұрын

@@s.nifrum4580 You just explained the plot from Metal Gear Solid between Solid and Liquid Snake XD

@gracekim25

2 жыл бұрын

sometime this happens if you lie somewhere else for a while

Hey, at least the black guy didn't die first.

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, they saved him dead last.

Why screenwriters thought writing moronic characters, especially ones played by Tara Reid, is a good idea?

Incubus - "Where Logic Comes To Die!"

clue is one of my fav movies this made my day

Whenever I see a movie that doesn't make any sense, I go back to this review. To the day this movie still makes LESS sense than anything ever made.

WAIT but if at the end the incubus turned her into a demon too... dose that mean we will get a squeal called succubus ?

After watching this review I now have FIVE ACROSS THE EYES!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12:34 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!

@thecriticalcanadian

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqB7zMGnpsy3c9I.html

"this look like some kind of experiment" actually it's a frat prank...hey that makes as much sense as the movie.

@tbonevideos23

8 жыл бұрын

If at the end of the movie everyone got up and it turns out it all really was a frat prank then I think this movie would be the best thing ever

@seanblack1320

8 жыл бұрын

tbonevideos23 I know right? But in reality I'm pretty sure the whole movie was written as a giant frat prank on the world.

14:35 for a moment I thought that he was just pointlessly slapping the guy before i realised that he was actually pulling the cables

i was hoping for a review of incubus's entire discography and what they mean to you.

I would love to drink and watch shit movies and ninja turtles with Phelous

I want to travel to Incubus-Land^^

Am I the only one who thinks there might've been some stuff here, that could've inspired the first Outlast game? Because if it actually was... Well, at least that's one good thing about this film. Also, I can think of a good number of things that the bit at 18:32 would sum up my thoughts on.

@retrogamelover2012

5 ай бұрын

Also 15:20 is probably the highlight for me.

14:15 I PRONOUNCE THE OPERATION A SUCCESS!!!!

Phelous had me laughing so much

One of my favorite reviews of yours. It's a classic example of terrible slasher film cliches being adhered to in their entirety. Making it both stale and incredibly predictable. The fact they try to explain away the cliches as making sense, and failing, just makes it even more hilarious.

10:00 Tara Reid's career in a nutshell.

16:10 17:25 The best lines.

I used to have brain cells before watching this movie.

Gotta say, I loved the "Clue" reference. Great review.

If Tara Reid is in horror movies, then it was probably made by The Asylum studios.

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

3 жыл бұрын

Well She Was In Alone in The Dark with Uwe Boll

18:49 I GOTTA SHOTGUN!!!

huge fans!

An incubus is a Lilin-demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon women in order to engage in sexual activity with them............... they named the movie after something they dont even know

@handsomebrick

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe they named it after that band.

Why the hell is this movie named "Incubus"? What does it have to do with incubus. Did I missed something??? I'm on 12 minute of this video.

@PaladinGear15

7 жыл бұрын

incubi can enter peoples dreams, and the guy in the movie posesses sleeping people......... that's really all I can think of to relate the two :/

@SuperSwordman1

5 жыл бұрын

Literally nothing. They just wanted a creepy name. Calling the movie "Morpheus" would have been more accurate

4:24 Dingo's Bloodbush approves

"Its not gonna help us get out of here" "wrong. If we're right..." That is some BAD dialogue JESUS!

"Im Tara Reid I kno deez tingz"

This movie has a lot in common with Outlast, except this movie came out 7 years before that game was released.

@the13throse

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and except Outlast actually tried to scare you.

@KristSnyd

8 жыл бұрын

+The13th Rose key word being tried.

@troin3925

8 жыл бұрын

I think this movie tried to scare its audience, but failed miserably. Can't wait for Outlast 2.

@the13throse

8 жыл бұрын

At least it managed to scare some people, which is more than I can say for this movie...

@darrelsam419

8 жыл бұрын

+The13th Rose Also the Walrider was much more threatening and more interesting than weird skinny tube man in this movie.

My favorite Phelous ending

Classic review

When I first saw the title I thought you were reviewing that OTHER Incubus movie with Robert Englund.

One way I see the lab part could play out effectively would be a complete lack of bodies due to, discovered later, a fast as hell evacuation of all personnel following strict instructions made in case the super secret experiment goes south.

Do the OTHER one ... INKUBUS (the one with Robert Englund and Joey Fatone)!!!! (I got that bad boy for 50 cents at a yard sale ...)

Incubus? more like stinkcubus.

@CineMasterDamian

5 жыл бұрын

YE-AHHHH

@GlitchMasterFaZe

5 жыл бұрын

Or Suckubus

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

@@GlitchMasterFaZe Sucky bus!

How to change the setup to something decent: a few old times friends have been through a lot of fighting as of late, so they decide on a trip with hiking and camping to try and rekindle the bonds, or at least have some fun and part ways in good terms. They come across this weird building but go past it.

@destroyerinazuma96

7 жыл бұрын

They decide to camp a good distance away, yet during the night one of them goes out to take a leak and dissapears. The group discusses it in the morning and sends two people away to seek help, while the remaining members search the woods.

@destroyerinazuma96

7 жыл бұрын

After a fruitless investigation, they finally decide to return to the building against the advice from one of them. They inform the two who are sent away to seek help beforehand. Then the drama with malevolent forces kicks in. To be continued

I know you have probably done better, but this is kind of my favorite of your early reviews.

I think the blood statement just meant "there's do much blood if someone did this they'd have tracked blood everywhere

@DanielKay06

9 жыл бұрын

GamerGirlOfGotham Yea I think he meant leaving bloody footprints, but they telegraphed that line so damn poorly it just came out as nonsense.

@DanielKay06

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yea, one simple change from "there'd be blood" to "There's be bloodY FOOTPRINTS" would have made the entire make sense.

in a parallel universe, this is a true story.

@bul13ts

7 жыл бұрын

In a parallel universe, this is a good movie.

Another great video, Phelan. The only bootleg Ninja Turtles figures I would ever get are the Neca bootlegs and all the good Mexican bootlegs except Don 'cause I already have the official one that one of my old high school teachers gave me at a class auction once. Ignore and report all the unoriginal douchebags announcing their comment number 'cause it's unclever and unoriginal and annoying while that had should have died out back in 2010 and annoying number spam is annoying.

wow, a rapid influx of uploads from the phelous. is it because this is technically part of the pulse saga?

I was hoping this was a review of the’80s movie with John Cassavettes called Incubus.

Yknow what could have fixed the whole not immediately leaving part, and tarra watching the tank boy tapes. If they just said they were worried about it being a virus that caused everyone to go crazy. Then it makes sense why they dont leave, cause they want to figure that part out before accidentally starting the apocalypse

Omg Phelous has nightmare?! i had that game as a kid

Why did they break into that building anyway? Were they really afraid of freezing to death in the forest?Considering the foiliage and weather conditions,worst case would have been cold hands and feet...maybe a cold. But hey there is that bunker like , probably secret buiding in the middle of the forest, that just waits to be broken in!Well, i am starting to try logic on this movie...silly me.

When I saw this movie I was kid, I thought it was boring then and I think it is boring now.

Remember Scanners? That was a good movie.

Why is this called Incubus? There wad surprisingly no sex scenes for a Tarra Reid horror movie. Ohhh... Okay it was because they know nothing about Incubi.

Neck snapping.

did the tree just jettison them forward? or… why are they _next_ to the tree when they crashed into it while moving directly along the road? Speaking of which, which side were they headed? because the railing makes it look like they were driving on the right side of the road and going to our right, which makes sense, but the car is to the left of the hole, which would be possible were the car to turn and try to stop it's momentum, but the car is facing downhill, meaning it couldn't have been steering sideways, not to mention that it's flipped on its side so its location has to be a result of its momentum from the crash, not steering, AND it would have flip pretty much immediately after it hit the tree, because the gentle slope that comes after the initial fall wouldn't flip it over, but it couldn't have flipped over while still on the road, otherwise it would have spun out and be closer to the road and much more damaged. Which means that tree or no tree, they were going to crash anyway.

Wait, you spoiled the ending with the title card! I didn't even notice that.

Song name during title card?

OMG IT'S THE LAWNMOWER MAN!!!😲