I was absolutely prepared for that phone call to last the entire forty minute episode.

@mercenum5186

4 жыл бұрын

I would have been okay with it. I was laughing more and more the longer it went on

@bobbobson110

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a sequel to the scientist man explains Terminator video.

@marcuswalters8093

4 жыл бұрын

BurntL I was pretty much sure too.

@hermannabt8361

4 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed that it didn't.

@carlvandopamine4769

4 жыл бұрын

Only 3 minutes in and this phone call has already earned this a 👍

"Who played mr plinkett in the prequel reviews? " "that was mike stoklasa" "And in HitB " "Rich evans " "But that's a different guy"

@CosmicDogoran

4 жыл бұрын

"That's because Mike got too old and bloated to play Mr. Plinkett again."

@trenchardjj

4 жыл бұрын

Surely he wasn't old or bloated enough.

@Udgrasil13

4 жыл бұрын

"BATMAN ?!?"

@fv2977

4 жыл бұрын

They use different actors to represent that Mr Plinkett's a 21st Century Schizoid Man.

@trazyntheinfinite9895

4 жыл бұрын

ja, solides gold hier.

If you don’t kill a terminator in the first 5 minutes it starts a business and family .

@alexxxzero5792

3 жыл бұрын

Omg this made chuckle 😹

@zetetick395

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! So *that* explains Steve Jobs! 🤣

@allobenallajeteprie4905

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@evandov

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you Capitalist Patriarchy 😁

@superrugby2

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

"Terminator 6: Terminator 3 Part 4"

@MicahRibbentrop

4 жыл бұрын

A valve film

@mattc2306

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought Russian Terminator was Terminator 3. But I won't know that until someone fixes my VCR...

@DA0K

3 жыл бұрын

IN SPACE

@IvyCrack

3 жыл бұрын

:Judgement Day Chronicles, Episode 2:

@zetetick395

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Terminator 8: Unterminated

Listen and understand that Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until this series is dead.

@drumyogi9281

4 жыл бұрын

@@deaddropsd1972 boycott or pass? The later sounds easier as I don't have to do anything.

@radmega7938

4 жыл бұрын

Tire fire of a Springfield magnitude. But... If u think about it.. It is progressive.

@neamraven

4 жыл бұрын

How do you best destroy something? Think about it in human terms. You don't want to kill someone you hate. You want to torture them while keeping them alive, hopefully forever. It's essentially hell--eternal torture. So the best way to kill a series is not to stop producing it, but to keep making bad iterations of it again and again and again and again. That's why I always say it's best to let a series rest in peace than keep it 'alive' just to torture its mangled meat sack of a body. Nobody agrees with me.

@reservoirfrogs2177

4 жыл бұрын

@Boba Fett its been dead since Terminator 3 what do you mean

@PSWX-do4wj

4 жыл бұрын

Rad Mega good one 😃

When the VCR repair plot is more nostalgic than The Terminator franchise.

@vietnamd0820

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Lloyd Terminator: Rise of the VCR

@karlnord1429

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@goufr3540

4 жыл бұрын

@@vietnamd0820 Terminator: Dark BetaMax

@yehoshuasmith5608

4 жыл бұрын

I miss the gay wedding arc :(

@junkbucket50

4 жыл бұрын

Very fitting comment

“In ‘The last Plinkett review’ it was Mike Stoklasa playing Mr. Plinkett” “But that’s a different guy!”

@jadedemotions9891

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Stoklasa is the only Mr Plinkett to me

@tehFozzeY

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans is the original Plinkett though.

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@tehFozzeY I mean, no? Back when RLM cared abotu social media presence, they did a interview about Half in the Bag, stating Rich is Plinkett B. MIke is PLinkett A.

@Aeon2Flux

3 жыл бұрын

What have all of you put in YOUR crystal head's?

@FungusTrooper

3 жыл бұрын

Mike got too old and bloated so they had to re-cast him.

T2's effects still holds up amazing for being from 1991.

@gelraldoldo5152

3 жыл бұрын

Idk I hear T12 is gonna be pretty cool.

@zetetick395

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, and it _thematically_ fits too; the T1000 being all computer-y himself, so it's ok if it looks slightly strange and unnatural (unlike, say, the whole de-aged actor weirdness of the later movie products)

@akulahirpada1993

3 жыл бұрын

@Navarro Dodge I watched T1 and T2 last month, and i'll say that T2's effects still holds up well. T1 though, a lot of the effects just didn't hold up. Two examples are in this video even. But like you said, both are still great films.

@Acueil

3 жыл бұрын

The same reason analog films can still be viewed in 4k. They use practical effects that do not rely on CGI that got outdated really fast.

@Kapojos

3 жыл бұрын

@@akulahirpada1993 still the first terminator is the best movie

No one's ever really terminated...

@sp1011

4 жыл бұрын

Sh*t this got me LOL!

@dragunov815

4 жыл бұрын

Good one.

@rainbowthrustars

4 жыл бұрын

They are tryinators.

@sujimayne

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the real John Connor are the Terminators we made along the way!

@errorcringyname4044

3 жыл бұрын

T1 fast food employee

Linda Hamilton saying "I'll be back" has "Part time" energy.

@drewg4261

4 жыл бұрын

Jon thinking the same thing

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

en gage

@Scrubasteveable

4 жыл бұрын

Man, that is the worst line.

@jgmiller804

4 жыл бұрын

Keep getting that feeling more and more lately.

@Dankalank

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the first thing I thought when I heard it

Mike's laugh through "Jurassic World: Jurassic World Park" is adorable

@JeanMarceaux

2 жыл бұрын

The extra on patreon is a riot, the gang corpses throughout the entire phone call. This is, apparently, the best take RLM could keep.

Rich's delivery of "I'm trying to follow along" never fails to put me in to stiches of laughter.

@johnt.campbell316

3 жыл бұрын

He says it genuinely like a sad old man who doesn't want to piss anyone off. If Rich cared, he could be a "real actor." Where's Rich Evans SAG card, goddammit?!?

@rwicerino

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnt.campbell316 BUT THATS A DIFFERENT GUY!

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

The actor History / plotline / character backstories to the Terminator franchise: Finally, Plinket's dementia is entirely appropriate, maybe _he's beating this terrible affliction!_ \😂/

@luiginastro8831

Жыл бұрын

@@johnt.campbell316 How dare you? He *is* a real actor!

@necromech_

Жыл бұрын

"batman?"

As far as I’m concerned, Terminator 2 was the end.

@diegodankquixote-wry3242

4 жыл бұрын

Was t3 really that bad?

@crab7405

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Robert Patrick was just that good!

@rotj4587

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 I think T3 was when I finally lost faith in sequels

@rotj4587

4 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed Termi:Salve but I have to agree - T1 & 2 are the franchise, anything else is dust. Shame too, those future scenes made me really want to see a realised "Future War" series or film.

@Kekkersboy

4 жыл бұрын

Something funny is that T2 actually did leave stuff open for the story to continue. They thought they destroyed all of the terminator stuff. But Remember They forgot to destroy the Arm that Arnold's terminator left behind.

Hollywood is now SkyNet. They send movies back in time to correct the plot points of the past.

@WhyteLis21

4 жыл бұрын

More like pointless plot of the past. What was the whole point of making the terminator movie in the first place only to kill it off? 😁

@slagit

4 жыл бұрын

But unlike SkyNet they are succeeding in killing everything off!

@erichulett5597

4 жыл бұрын

That was perfect

@JJvideoman

4 жыл бұрын

But in the end, the only make it worse. *Mickey mouse laughs like Palpatine*

@chesterfumblenutts6935

4 жыл бұрын

Plot-inator

Terminator: Eden Skynet sends a terminator to kill Adam and Eve and stop the whole mess from starting. But The Serpent assembles a kickass bunch of animals to fight back. Possible cartoon film for children there I think.

@theindiediary5950

4 жыл бұрын

And somehow they all end up in a factory-type place for the final showdown....

@IrisCorven

3 жыл бұрын

Terminator vs. Robocop? Fuck that, we want Terminator vs. Satan.

@stefanpoirier6810

3 жыл бұрын

And that there would be the reason why humans and Terminators were sent back through time naked.

@hacooray525

3 жыл бұрын

since no one has a gun at that point, you will watch montage of human and monkey throwing rocks at robot

@hellacoorinna9995

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Crowly gets a tardis from somewhere and Azaraphael is all bothered by it all, bitching about the mess.

It was good that Terminator: Dark Fate pretended the last 3 movies didn't exist. I only wish it had pretended that Terminator: Dark Fate didn't exist.

@braddockakalatis2

4 жыл бұрын

I pretended it didn't exist.

@octpod3923

4 жыл бұрын

You can, I didn't even go see it.

@braddockakalatis2

4 жыл бұрын

@@DemetriusAniketos Give me some of what you have!

@reizak8966

3 жыл бұрын

Why am I reading this in mr. Plinkett voice?

@xenocyde8498

3 жыл бұрын

honestly I preferred terminator 3 and salvation after that they have been shit dark fate to me was even worse

The opening skit is the reason why I've stopped caring about the Terminator franchise

@vietnamd0820

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Evans Same here! Hey Jack are you Rich Evans’ brother?

@bakashinji

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking T1 doesn't make sense, Kyle Reese gets sent back in time to protect Sarah Connor cuz she's gonna have a kid that will be the leader of the resistance but the kid is only conceived because of Reese and her hooking up so how the hell does Reese get sent back in time if he dies and is John Connors dad at the same time????? Loved the movie still but wtf

@thoso1973

4 жыл бұрын

@@bakashinji T1 is a fixed timeline, a closed loop. It was written that way. T2 isn't.

@DavidEvans1983

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Would have been okay to see a continuation after Terminator Salvation, but now... Meh.

@KneelB4Bacon

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to see more of Spock in this movie.

“I’ll be back” “Part-time.”

@freakadelic7495

4 жыл бұрын

As in the half-drunkenly uttered lines from Sarah Connor in Dark Fate and Indiana Jones in Indy 4, respectively. You sly dog, you

@nicholashurst7739

4 жыл бұрын

The radio advert has been using the I'll be back line all week when ige been at work. This is exactly what has been reminding me of. Thank you for also thinking this

@geddyflea6645

4 жыл бұрын

Why did they use that take?

@vietnamd0820

4 жыл бұрын

Freakadelic I’m halfway thru the review...do they compare both scenes? Cuz as soon as I saw Sarah Connor say that in the trailer I thought of Indy in Crystal Skull

@freakadelic7495

4 жыл бұрын

@@vietnamd0820 They didn't do that in this review, no

This movie was JUST 9 months ago? Felt like three years have passed already

@NoLegacyLeft

3 жыл бұрын

Still haven't seen it. Maybe on netflix maybe... Still haven't watch'd the Ghostbusters Reboot.

@lilpilatesvevo4493

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoLegacyLeft well you're not missing much. . .

@RoverIAC

3 жыл бұрын

I usually don't mind not-so-good lame films but this film actually felt like an insult.

@RoverIAC

3 жыл бұрын

@@martymcfly88mph35 Well, It's not like they had a choice, otherwise there going to jail for child trafficking.

@mrblank-zh1xy

3 жыл бұрын

Impossibru

I wish I lived in a world where a great movie didn't always have to morph in to a horrible franchise.

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

A precious few still exist out there, like rare, twinkling jewels among all the mush-piles of whored-out cinders (Someone should compile a list of 'em......Just don't show it to any hack producers....) @_@

@Vaporvice84

Жыл бұрын

At this point, I think Rocky and the Dirty Harry franchises are the only ones that hold up.

@hayberdasher8625

Жыл бұрын

So far A Clockwork Orange doesn't have a sequel. Crap I probably should not have said that 😟

@ahall9839

Жыл бұрын

into*

@MatthewMortensen1

Жыл бұрын

@@ahall9839 whatever

Terminator: Salvation threw out Terminator 3, and Terminator: Genysys threw out Terminators 3 & 4, and Terminator: Dark Fate threw out all of them. So the series is effectively two movies and four fanfictions.

@zenoblues7787

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it is implied Terminator 3 is canon to Terminator Salvation although it's never outright stated whether it is or isn't.

@fnordiumendures138

4 жыл бұрын

Thing is, Dark Fate also kind of threw out T2. John Connor didn't survive anyway, the sacrifice of Arnold-bot and Dyson didn't matter, the apocalypse wasn't stopped. T2 might as well not have happened as none of it was important.

@bhind45

4 жыл бұрын

@Zeno Blues Katherine Brewster is in it and Judgement Day takes place on 2004 instead of the original 1997 date. T3 definitely is canon to Salvation.

@shahidmirza1138

4 жыл бұрын

@@fnordiumendures138 wrong. They did prevent the the judgment day. Skynet was replaced by Legion. In the end it doesn't mater because we human will always create AI. Declare AI unethical and prevent human from creating it then we might have peace.

@BeeTeeGee

4 жыл бұрын

There's a few things in Salvation that directly connect it to T3. The character of Kate Brewster is still around and is now John's wife (like the T-850 revealed in T3), the new Judgement Day happens in 2004 and T-1 units (with a redesign) show up. Salvation's intention was to start up a new trilogy, but at the same time it still followed on from T3's plot.

“Forget all the other Terminator movies you‘ve watched.“ “Ok.“ “This new Terminator movie...“ “What‘s a Terminator?“

@lokiunchained9468

4 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg?

@luckyspurs

4 жыл бұрын

Amazed Hollywood never tried to make Titanic 2.

@blakethompson-dodd9874

4 жыл бұрын

@@luckyspurs Titanic 2: Twiceberg

@lordkrauser

4 жыл бұрын

*cue all the Spongebobs running around trying to find the bits about Terminator after burning everything about it*

@vonVile

4 жыл бұрын

@@luckyspurs They did in the 80s. It's called Raise The Titanic.

"Dark movie theater. Movie starts and I start to see things that I recognize except that's a different guy." - Harry S Plinkett

It's insane how much better the original laundry day scene looks and sounds compared to the new one in a side by side

Kyle Rees (talking to the franchise) "Hollywood can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse... And it absolutely will not stop, until you are dead."

@zacc

4 жыл бұрын

Hell, they won’t even stop AFTER you’re dead. See: Carrie Fisher’s deepfaked corpse being portrayed STILL in Star Wars

@katarishigusimokirochepona6611

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nogravitas7585

4 жыл бұрын

"Hollywood can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse... And it absolutely will not stop, even after you are dead."

@drew9351

4 жыл бұрын

This comment would be funnier if you didnt have to explain it was kyle reese talking to Hollywood

@silverhawkroman

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Disney. Hollywood is way much worse

Linda Hamilton says "I'll be back" like Harrison Ford says "part-time."

@armr6937

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dimchek970 You do realize we're all here because of that, right?

@tonypepperoni3679

4 жыл бұрын

It's immediately what popped into my head when I heard it.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@armr6937 A surprising number of people here haven't actually watched any of the Plinkett Reviews that didn't have *"Star Wars"* in the titles.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@hashvendetta7226 Lucas is a smart guy, and has a lot of great ideas. The problem is that he also has a lot of really terrible ideas, and his newer movies didn't have anybody else on the crew who could talk him out of the bad ideas.

@andrewtaylor940

4 жыл бұрын

@@alcovitch I think Lucas did the editing. That's always been his "thing" the part he loves.

One million points for Jurassic World: Jurassic World Park.

@FourOf92000

4 жыл бұрын

Jurassic World Park: Park Jurassic Park World Jurassic Jurassic Part II 2: Fallen Jurassic Kingdom World Park Kingdom: Fallen 2

@stefanpoirier6810

3 жыл бұрын

Jurassic World: Park Fate

@georgedudleysashtray3860

3 жыл бұрын

Jurassic World: The World is Yours

@stefanpoirier6810

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 Nah that would the long-awaited sequel to "Scarface" that completely ignores the video game sequel's storyline.

@monsieurcondottiero2685

3 жыл бұрын

Jurassic World 3: Rise of Jurassic Park 2 part 2

FFS, why can't they focus on giving John connor development so we can eventually get to the John connor that saves humanity. The character always gets sidelined.

@Eidlones

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I find the whole war in the future to be the least interesting thing about the franchise. It's just a catalyst for the time traveling robotic assassin

@cmckittrick91

4 жыл бұрын

Wasnt that 3?

@petewillson205

3 жыл бұрын

T2, was john puberty, T3 was john in his 20s, T4 was john in his 40s as a resistants fighter. 3 different actors, but 3 movies were mostly about him

@RamixTheRed

3 жыл бұрын

Bruce Wayne Connor deserved better

@akulahirpada1993

3 жыл бұрын

Because they need Arnold in them

"So Terminator 6 is the sequel to Terminator 2?" Don't you love how genuine Hollywood releases are now following bootleg logic?

@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t beat em, join em

@peteynutt4104

4 жыл бұрын

Bootleg? Well China practically owns Hollywood now. Hmmm?

@14debanjan

4 жыл бұрын

May I know what bootleg logic means?

@kosemekars

4 жыл бұрын

This is what broke Plinkett's brain. Origin story right here.

@sergf3624

4 жыл бұрын

this and 1 other movie literally followed this blueprint what other releases are following this logic? you inbred

at this point they should just pull an aliens and make a movie with hoards of Terminators, a weird little sewer girl, and a queen Terminator.

@nagkenyan722

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@daiselol

4 жыл бұрын

yeet

@michaelmegson2778

4 жыл бұрын

I mean genesis kinda did that, movie opened with the resistance fighting a fuck load of terminators, Emilia Clarke was in the sewers for a while and Matt Smith played the terminator queen.

@ShoRyuBarbie

4 жыл бұрын

Bring back the lady who played the Borg queen in Star Trek First Contact!

@banjotoothlessbill

4 жыл бұрын

In the future Skynet sends a terminator in the past to kill Schwarzy before he can kill the predator, so there you have it : Arnold as a commando has to fight Arnold as a terminator in the jungle, AND a predator. You're welcome, Hollywood.

The opening skit is one of the best HitB openings ever. The Terminator franchise really gives Star Wars a run for it's money in being more creatively bankrupt

@Howlrunner82

7 ай бұрын

THATS IT. Terminator needs a Deathstar, and Star Wars needs time travelling Terminators. You just saved both franchises...for another 6 movies

@GigaEnigma

5 ай бұрын

​@Howlrunner82 hear me out, you know how terminators have those cool red eyes? Imagine if each one had planet destroying lasers in them.

You can’t make a sequel a perfect film with a perfect ending about preventing a future from happening. Terminator 2 is the perfect sequel.

At this point VCR Repair Shop's storyline is more coherent and competent than Terminator franchise.

@patricklehigh9019

4 жыл бұрын

Omg you are soooooo right.

@latue87

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they didn't come up with a bit in this episode where they met versions of themselves that time-traveled after seeing Dark Fate.

@reservoirfrogs2177

4 жыл бұрын

@@latue87 they've already done that haha

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

"What? There's a new Terminator movie out, right now??" = Nice night for a wank

How about calling it a "de-boot" when they make a movie that ignores previous installment

@Horatio787

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans actually called DOOM 2016 a de-boot in the PreRec episode on it, so he might actually be the first.

@Horatio787

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarsofAritia No, a reboot is still within canon but is a remake in all other ways. Force Awakens is a reboot of A New Hope because it has the same structure and elements, but still has returning characters. A de-boot is when say Terminator 4 is a sequel to Terminator 2 and it canonically ignores 3. I'd say I prefer Rich Evans's definition though, which is when they try to remake a franchise (Doom 3, DmC Devil May Cry) and then that fails so they ignore it and just continue with the previous canon (DOOM 2016, Devil May Cry 5).

@tsrav5

4 жыл бұрын

@@Horatio787 You're mistaking reboot with "soft reboot". The Dark Knight movies were a reboot because it discards all the previous Batman films. Terminator Dark Fate may be shit, but it still maintains canon, thus qualifies as a sequel, just tries to fulfill the same functions as a reboot and remake... (So it's a REquel!) Well actually, people already have a word for that. It's called a "retread".

@FredCracklin

4 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer to call it "This shit again?"

@kennethbryant5819

4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is like Halloween they do and they don't. They say none of the past matters but then they do a bunch of the same shit that happened in T3 and Salvation anyway.

What I love is that the only actor that doesn't get burned here is Michael Biehn. BECAUSE MICHAEL BIEHN IS FUCKING AWESOME.

@blacksabbath4252

11 ай бұрын

The best terminator character imo

If I had an infestation of mice I'd create a robot cat with a titanium exoskeleton and then create a time machine and send it back to the 80s (in my house) to kill the first breeding pair of mice just after it was built. That's common sense

@yeahey5947

Жыл бұрын

You don’t understand, skynet is much too bloated and over swelling with resources to actually be effective and get anything done, sorta like modern day America

I don't actually watch new movies anymore. I just watch these guys talk about them.

@HarshNerf

4 жыл бұрын

watch the movies they recommend and then come back and finish the review after

@harrisonjohn4301

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same. Movies seem to be milking franchises and/or focusing on visuals versus a good story nowadays.

@protheu5

4 жыл бұрын

And you shouldn't. There are special people like RLM who watch movies professionally.

@peteraustin9057

4 жыл бұрын

because unlike these movies, RLM are free and entertaining

@Zazekina

4 жыл бұрын

Same

New Terminator Movie: Skynet decides to try quantity over quality. It sends hundreds of terminators back in time all at once, in an attempt to inconvenience John Connor so heavily in his day to day life that it drives him to suicide. John Connor's late for work because his alarm clock was a terminator and it went off late. Terminators infiltrate John's workplace and have an office party that they don't invite him to. John has intimacy issues because every woman he dates turns out to be a terminator. Terminators replaced all the cereal in John's house with plain unflavored cereal. Terminators keep resetting John's router so that his neighbors can steal his wifi. John refuses to get therapy because the last time he tried it the therapist turned out to be a terminator who was also pretty bad at being a therapist.

@ripperzbyszko3322

4 жыл бұрын

Shadowmech88 ... I think you just described my life 😂😂 🤯

@stupaterson4830

4 жыл бұрын

Not going to lie.... I would watch this movie...

@nunyabaznus7851

4 жыл бұрын

this is a bit too real. every woman i dated also turned out to be a terminator. they "terminated" the relationship when things got too serious.

@HippopotamusPencil

4 жыл бұрын

This is a comedy routine waiting to happen.

@TimThomason

4 жыл бұрын

All Terminators are, of course, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger with a generous use of CGI.

I could listen to Rich Evans say "but that's a different guy" all day

“Terminator” and “Terminator 2” is all there is for me.

@JohnnyZenith

4 жыл бұрын

@Thulsa Doom There is only T1 and T2. Stop making stuff up.

@lucasoheyze4597

Жыл бұрын

Well, gooood for you, goooood for you

It's a choose your own ending trilogy.

@lucasoheyze4597

4 жыл бұрын

I choose T2!

@ottoandersson2216

4 жыл бұрын

I choose 3 and salvation sans Helen Carter

@tycho_m

4 жыл бұрын

please no not Mass Effect 3 again

@bradenhogan2

4 жыл бұрын

otto andersson I still have the most respect for Salvation. It came closest from escaping the “future robots try to kill someone who will be important in the future” plot which is literally every Terminator plot ever. But at least they put somewhat of an interesting twist on it by having it take place in the future, and this time Kyle Reese is the figure which must be protected so that he can be sent back to the past. Plus, I give that movie’s team and not Dark Fate’s credit for creating a human who is turned into a half-Terminator, which is a cool idea that I think is fleshed out a little better in Dark Fate. I know conventional Hollywood wisdom is to steer clear of anthology-type series’, but I think the Terminator franchise’s best chance of success is to do more stand alone movies in the Terminator world but that don’t have much of anything to do with time travel and don’t touch anything the original two movies did. We haven’t seen really that much of the future war, so why don’t they tell some stories there? Or maybe instead of just trying to assassinate one person from the resistance at a time, they have a whole hit list of key humans that the humans have to try to save. (Again, something brushed over but not really done in Salvation.)

@ottoandersson2216

4 жыл бұрын

@@bradenhogan2 I agree with having respect for salvation. I think it's 75 percent a really good movie. Despite being pg 13, I found it more frightening and atmospheric than dark fate. I just think the politics of the future wasn't done well (not that it can't be). I also think Helen Carter Burton is an awful actress mostly (and especially in this film). I loved the the idea of a cyborg. I guess Tim pool did too because he stole the idea and it was actually okay. Salvation sis it better tho

I was really hoping the opening gag was going to be all 40 minutes.

@martionman231

4 жыл бұрын

it sure fuckin feels like it lmao

@DevineInnovations

4 жыл бұрын

I just keep wanting to hear "But that's a different guy!" over and over

@CD-ek3iq

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh myyy GAWD!!!!!

@KarbineKyle

4 жыл бұрын

The video would still be playing to this day! And that's if they talked only about _Terminator: Genisys!_

@josiahbahuaud2294

4 жыл бұрын

Batman? lmao

I mean as far as Jamie Lee Curtis being a survivalist, I just always interpreted that as her, you know, having had PTSD and not necessarily being RIGHT.

This has to be my favorite Half In The Bag opening sketch ever!

The title of this movie should have been Terminator: Beyond Salvation

@nickbode5211

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Dirt Can’t wait time see Terminator 7: The Search For More Money

@Sacrilege83

4 жыл бұрын

Terminator 7: Bit Mining

@warpzone8421

4 жыл бұрын

I liked Mike's title the best-- Terminator: Deep Fake. Cuz that's how they get all the actors these days!

@bigpun7916

4 жыл бұрын

TERMINATOR WOKE FATE .

@jinvid

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant !

"Terminator: Deep Fake" I love you Mike

@samuelshafik2778

4 жыл бұрын

9:30 for those who didn't catch it. love it

@tapedelay

4 жыл бұрын

Super sharp line that flies right by.

@emceeunderdogrising

4 жыл бұрын

So good.

The fact that they pointed out how dumb it is that the advanced AI of the future never think to just send a nuke or bio weapon back in time instead of killer robots that continuously fail the task... …I think even if it is completely rebooted at this point I can never conceptually take this series seriously again.

@NicholasAdeptus

2 жыл бұрын

Humans have to create Skynet, then it becomes sentient. If you just nuke the humans, no Skynet.

@famalam943

Жыл бұрын

I thought about that and I think it needs humans to exist. If it just wiped out all humans it would never be built or come online

"What's her name?" "Dora the Explorinator" Terminator: Carl's Angels

In Terminator 1 it makes sense that they just send one robot back in time, because we are told that Skynet had basically lost and it was a last ditch effort.

@ciarancrombie3045

4 жыл бұрын

Buuuut thanks to the nonsense of time travel how do we know that the terminators from T2 and onwards weren’t sent before T1. Sky net could have been like fuck we keep failing what have we got left? A T800?? Yeah yeah send it back further than all the others!!

@Arbiter099

4 жыл бұрын

@@ciarancrombie3045 and why doesn't it go further back whenever it fails? Can't kill John's mom before he's born? Kill her grandpa and so on, send a new terminator immediatly after she crushes the first one

@ciarancrombie3045

4 жыл бұрын

Arbiter099 send a terminator back to when the Connor family first settled in America, Terminator vs cowboys!! Like that episode of Doctor Who

@mmmuck

4 жыл бұрын

They could explain that traveling further back in time requires more energy, which limits them to 1984 as the furthest travel point.

@sterlinga8307

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arbiter099 The basic idea which Genesis ignores is that sending a terminator back further than the one you already sent is not possible as the second one you send back changes the future meaning the exact time when you already sent one back no longer exists, creating a big paradox.

"they've made another Terminator movie" Christian Bale; "oh great, good for you".

@jake51479

4 жыл бұрын

You and me, we’re done professionally!

@MJConroy1988

4 жыл бұрын

Ah-da-da-dah!

@user-73a

4 жыл бұрын

*reference* xD!1one

@AlxFM91

4 жыл бұрын

And how was it?

@wheeliebin18

4 жыл бұрын

Epic reference.

"The one in which Mike and Mr. Plinkett try to make sense of a world in which there has been almost as many Terminator movies as there has been Police Academy movies."

How is it that I'm seemingly the only person in the world who has a problem with the submersible, water tight Hummer?

@Britishwolf89

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that scene and the airplane had me rolling my eyes. Felt more like Genesys in those moments.

@charlottecorday8494

3 жыл бұрын

Dennis Reynolds also approves of it.

Terminator in 1984 : - "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." Terminator now : - "I need to help Alicia with the groceries."

@hasan_z

4 жыл бұрын

That's embarrassing and fuck, how does Alicia and her kid not realise this thing doesn't eat, shit, sleep, breath, laugh, cry etcetc

@ghostman76015

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when movies try to humanize robots, its a machine!

@ghostman76015

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 good point! its like we will be so lonely and isolated in our own selfish worlds we will impose human traits on them to make up for the real friends we dont have.

@Leniofonte

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghostman76015 Blade runner 2048 had "joy", an AI that did just that. Great movie to watch, too

@nipzie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leniofonte 2049 but I agree. Probably my favourite movie. Absolutely stunning cinematography. Unfortunately some people can't sit and enjoy that so it's too slow and boring for them.

"These movies are like taco bell, there's 5 ingredients and they just put 'em in different order." Very succinct Mike observation, as ever

@ChristopherBushman

4 жыл бұрын

Problem is... I love Taco Bell...

@crasheffort

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChristopherBushman The Terminator movies are like if taco bell used time travel to keep sending the same meal you ate yesterday, but each day substituted one of the ingredients with a different bodily fluid until it becomes an unrecognizable mess of shit.

@cts006

4 жыл бұрын

In the future all movies are Taco Bell.

@oMaJoJ

4 жыл бұрын

@@cts006 No, they're Pizza Hut

I'd heard that Ed Furlong was super bummed because he apparently spent months getting into shape so he wasn't Bloat Connor after they "cast him", only to find out they were just using his likeness/voice for a death scene.

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

From John Connor to John Doe :/

@IvanKisaragi

Жыл бұрын

Damn, that blows lmao.

@AesirUnlimited

7 ай бұрын

Well, at least he got into shape. That’s never a bad thing I suppose.

@Ken-fh4jc

7 ай бұрын

Did they change their mind? Why would they tell the guy that?

Went to see this movie in 4D but the cinema fucked up and played it on a normal screen so I was sat watching a 2D movie with water occasionally being sprayed into my face

@alphatrion4365

3 жыл бұрын

So they tricked you into paying money to watch a good film in 4D and all you got was 2D trash with water squirts. Might as well go pay money to run into a wall over and over. Would have been more rewarding.

@Ammoniumbicarbonat

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what you get for going to see a 4D movie

@Mviews-hb4ib

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@IvanKisaragi

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, that's amazing 😂. That's an entire mood honestly.

@azzy2001

9 ай бұрын

Did it smell like tacos?

I'm just going to listen to this rather than go see the movie.

@SumDumGy

4 жыл бұрын

Good choice. Mike and Jay made a bigger effort coming up with explanations for the movie to work than the filmmakers did making the movie.

@mrjohnnyk

4 жыл бұрын

Same, I have zero interest in watching this and I think T2 is probably the all time best action movie

@_wat_

4 жыл бұрын

I see it thanks to the High Seas (i'd never pay money for this) and RLM are _really_ digging to find anything nice to say about it, to the point it somewhat seems like they're scared to say anything too negative because of backlash from a certain group of people... Probably why they pretty much gloss over the blatant politics/ideology that's infected it. As a Terminator film it's absolute #@#! and a disgrace. As a standalone action film it's 5/10.

@ojmj1984

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@SrSacaninha

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Thinking about it, I haven't watched any terminator besides 1 and 2. That story is told, let it rest.

Terminator: Deep Fake was the best parody title I've ever heard.

@freakadelic7495

4 жыл бұрын

Deep fake is what they should've done with Edward Furlong's and Linda Hamilton's faces in that beginning scene instead of the more expensive digital de-aging. At least that would've saved them more money to put into the other lackluster effects in this otherwise dead-on-arrival movie. 😒

@johnsonjohnson3261

4 жыл бұрын

@@freakadelic7495 I dunno, based on Mike and Jay's review I kinda wanna see it.... with a couple beers.

@vietnamd0820

4 жыл бұрын

Johnson Johnson Jay said don’t see it...I would say if you’re gonna watch it, then don’t pay for it...it’ll lessen the blow of it being so boring

@johnsonjohnson3261

4 жыл бұрын

@@vietnamd0820 Mike enjoyed it to some extent, and there are often times that I find myself in a more "Mike frame of mind." If I wanna get drunk and watch a dumb movie about robots and time travel then I will. I've paid money for worse experiences than that... much worse.

@moviemaster8510

4 жыл бұрын

No Love Deep Fake

Carl: "it don't matter... none of this matters..."

*DECORATOR* *_Dark Drapes_* _"I'll hang that."_

@luiginastro8831

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment, you win.

@bkk397

3 жыл бұрын

I’d buy that for a dollar

"It was supposed to be the start of a new trilogy" should have been the tagline of Terminators 3-6 lol

@DistractedGlobeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

It should be the tagline of every piece of shit farted out by Hollywood studios over the next decade.

Growing up with terminator? Terminatorhood Recorded over 35 years.

@edmundscycles1

4 жыл бұрын

Only if it's done as mockumentary style

@FunkBastid

4 жыл бұрын

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

@shenotski

4 жыл бұрын

It took 35 years to make!

@Ripcookiethief

4 жыл бұрын

Just follow Arnold Schwarzenegger for the last 35 years. Way better and more interesting movie.

@edmundscycles1

4 жыл бұрын

@@FunkBastid do you think louise theroux would be up for it ?

Something else I think makes Dark Fate Sarah Conner awful is that they just completely change her character? In T2 she's not a badass because she can take on Terminators, she's a badass because she knows she can't beat them but tries to face them down anyway to protect her son. A normal person being able to confidently try to fight terminators just removes any of the terror of a murderous soulless death machine always trying to kill you.

"That's our Terminator Dark Fate poster, we got it as a consolation prize for seeing the movie." Perfect line, delivered perfectly. Honestly, I don't understand why the future resistance girl wasn't just made John's daughter and kill adult John at the start of the movie. Sarah wasn't there, they had a falling out because John believed it was over and she couldn't let go, so she's still the crazy militarist. She comes into the story because John's dead and her granddaughter is in danger. Just like that you don't shit all over the original and Sarah is in the story organically without the convoluted "I hunt terminator's and get tipped off where they're going to show up from someone." She never bothered to find out who, and how would he even know anyway? If you must have Arnold, make him the guy they modeled the original Terminator after, who's in the know.

@efgragin

Жыл бұрын

It was his sled. He regretted how his successful life turned out and missed his childhood sled, so he created a time machine and replaced his bones with nanobots to go snowsledding in the past on Rosebud. There,now noone needs to watch this.

@vorbo01

Жыл бұрын

......you know exactly why they killed John. He's a white man hero character, they can't allow that

@jakeand9020

Жыл бұрын

@@vorbo01 I understand that the female hero is needed, but she needed a father, why not John. Hell, even make him a deadbeat but his mother still kept an eye on her. Woke and sensible.

@vorbo01

Жыл бұрын

@@jakeand9020 ARE YOU DARING TO IMPLY A CHILD NEEDS A *FATHER* FIGURE IN THEIR LIFE YOU BIGOT?!?!

@jakeand9020

Жыл бұрын

@@vorbo01 I did not say father "figure" in fact I specifically said they could have made him a deadbeat dad (to really show how selfish and amoral white men are.) However, for now, a biological father is still required, perhaps they could have done a happy ending where in the future she has a child without that masculine taint.

I'm not gonna see Terminator : Dark Fate, but i would be first in line at the midnight showing of "Those Darn Terminators."

@stormbender528

4 жыл бұрын

Terminator: Extreme Therapy

@Sannidor

4 жыл бұрын

So you did not hear about planned sitcom spin-off: "Too many 'Nators"

@jjg7823

4 жыл бұрын

Terminator: Those Darnolds!

the should make a Terminator: Boyhood Edition where a new Terminator attacks John Connor on every birthday for twelve years.

@oprescue999

4 жыл бұрын

only if it takes twelve years to make it

@KarbineKyle

4 жыл бұрын

Would Adam Sandler be in it?

@SciEntertainment

4 жыл бұрын

Could be a plot of Mister Peanutbutter’s “Birthday Dad” from Bojack Horseman

@Ellthom

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Mungo think that's the premise for Happy Death Day

@jetydosa1

4 жыл бұрын

now THAT is an idea!

Ah yes, "The Sarah Conner Chronicles"; aka The TV Show Better than All the Terminator Films after T2 Combined

@andymc96

4 ай бұрын

Worth a video I think.

I searched "but that's a different guy" and this is what came up.

Kyle Reese: It doesn't feel remorse. Terminator: I'm sowwy.

@wyrmh0le

4 жыл бұрын

I got more feels from that clip from T1 even with Dark Fate and Jay interrupting than I did from the last 4 Terminator movies.

@neilgoldberg547

4 жыл бұрын

The Terminator with restrictions on its mode from Skynet doesn't feel remorse, but then again who the fuck reset Carl's chip, and since Skynet doesn't exist....wait what?

@purushottammukherjee

4 жыл бұрын

UwU

@thepickles8833

4 жыл бұрын

Neil Goldberg Skynet does eventually learn remorse though after it annihilates the entire human race

@peytonmac1131

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Kyle had been fighting them his entire life, so probably not feeling very charitable toward them in terms of seeing them as anything other than killers.

They could have gotten Norman Reedus to play John Connor instead of killing off the character just because Edward Furlong is incapable of handling the character in his current state. Norman Reedus resembles Furlong much more than the other 4 guys.

@distinguishedallureproduct879

4 жыл бұрын

Acts like how the kid acts as well just with a deeper voice

@MentalDeviant

4 жыл бұрын

And have kojima write it. Actually this would be a good video game!

@jakebiomask

4 жыл бұрын

Norman is way too old. Furlong isn't on drugs anymore they could have easily got him again.

@JerseyMcgee81

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome Ideal

@Davidlicious52

4 жыл бұрын

The gay from stranger things Charlie Heaton

In fairness that Terminator show was better than any of the sequels after T2.

Mike's consistent hate for old people is my favorite RLM character arc.

@BladeV8

3 жыл бұрын

Yes "character" "arc"

That's Mr. Plinkett? But that's a different guy.

@averyaustin1

3 жыл бұрын

Batman?

Finally a movie I don’t care about so I can watch the whole review in one sitting!

@charmander466

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't even realize it came out until the reviews came in. They should have stopped at three.

IF you gonna make a terminator after T2 just make a movie about the war, saving private ryan style.

@Icarusabove

3 жыл бұрын

Part of what Salvation sort of did right.

@Vaporvice84

3 жыл бұрын

A movie with characters that we are introduced to and learn to care for throughout the film? A novel concept that hasn't been attempted since the first film.

@bearimo2867

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know the whole point of T2 was surely to avoid the war, to end on a positive, so her son doesn’t have to become a military leader, so billions live. I’m cool with the idea of starting it during the war but going back to prevent it, sort of Skynets plan in reverse, but they’ve *sort of* done this. Agree with Mike first half was great and then slowly I saw the creeping appearance of a committee of shadowy producers and executives saying they should have another action scene and Arnie should be in it etc... shame as it really was decent for the first hour.

@JohnDonovan1968

2 жыл бұрын

Terminator: Resistence?

@lucasoheyze4597

Жыл бұрын

In order for T2 to happen, there has to be an original timeline in which judgement day still happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

A year later, I’ve found the term you were looking for to describe this genre: it’s a Deboot.

Mike's war on the elderly rages on...

"BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT GUY!!!" The franchise in a nutshell.

@golddoommarine

4 жыл бұрын

Batman?

Great idea for the next Terminator movie: Skynet and the Resistance put their differences aside, and send a Terminator back through both time AND space to kill James Cameron.

Salvation should have been R-rated. More grim, more dark. I loved the scene when he turns the engines on and it's Rooster from Alice in chains. They let the song go on without talking. The kid ask what it is, because music is kind of lost in thoses times of survival. And the character played by Sam Worthington has that lost look in the eyes, like it triggered some memories. then he look down and come back to the present and answers "Something my brother used to listen".

@JohnnyZenith

4 жыл бұрын

Salvation is awful. Never talk about it again.

@jacoblevenson7934

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyZenith But it is the fourth best terminator movie.

@Thesavagesouls

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyZenith ok but i'll do it anyway.

@charlottecorday8494

3 жыл бұрын

There is an R rated cut of Salvation, complete with boobs and everything. It's still boring AF.

@larzkruber822

2 жыл бұрын

The only one where thare changed the direction. Movie flopped Producer guy: "It must have to do with that is was not the same plot again, that is the only explanation that exists!"

Mike almost laughed when he said "Edward Furlong was too old and bloated"

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully that didn't happen - No one wants the man to hurt himself

“Those darn terminators” directed by Richard Linklater. It took 10 years to make.

@alejandrochang2602

4 жыл бұрын

You are joking but at this point, I would be open to a Terminator film directed by him. Tim Miller was a bad choice. Shit, bring in Lars Von Trier to direct a Terminator film. Sure it would be fucking nuts and depressing as hell but it would be at least something new.

@jesusperez7108

4 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrochang2602 We need more filmmakers like Lars Von Trier.

@slpasay

4 жыл бұрын

As long as it breaks new ground

I had that Terminator poster on my bedroom wall in the 80s as a kid.....The original and best!

"But that's another guy!" sums up the entirety of this confusing mess of a continuity and character portrayals.

".......Batman?" Idk why but that long awkward pause was just pure gold.

@radmega7938

4 жыл бұрын

... Batmom?

In fifteen years: -"So Mike, what did you think of Jack and Jill 2?" -"B minus"

@25thDaveWalker

4 жыл бұрын

Jack & Jill: DARK FATE

@sarahofastora9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@25thDaveWalker Jack and Jill 2: Jack harder

@sarahofastora9089

4 жыл бұрын

@Man on phone If you want a vision of the future, imagine сomputerised old man Pacino's boot stamping on a human face to a Dunkin Donuts jingle - forever.

@sarahofastora9089

4 жыл бұрын

@Man on phone And Mike could star as Castle Greyskull

@RaSkipper

4 жыл бұрын

Jack & Jill 2: Jacked Up

“Wait, that’s John Connor? But that’s a different guy!!”

"I hunt terminators" is honestly all I need to hear to avoid ever seeing this movie. I don't care how cringey the actual movie is, doing that faux wannabe badass thing is enough to kill it

@Vaporvice84

3 жыл бұрын

Movie making 101: Show, don't tell. That would've been a better movie, but that would've costed too much to de-age Linda for the entire film, and have it take place during the 2000s or whatever.

@paulmajano

2 жыл бұрын

She thinks she’s Samus 🤣

@glacialimpala

2 жыл бұрын

But then you'll miss seeing the cringiest scene ever involving frozen laundry

@merces47letifer4

2 жыл бұрын

You didn't miss anything. I'm a Terminator mark, and this movie was shockingly bad.

@luiginastro8831

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Sarah Connor as written in the original '84 movie and T2 is already pretty fucking badass. In this one, it just comes across as forced and unsubtle, like a lot of "strong female characters" in recent action blockbusters. I'M NOT BEING SEXIST THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS

The extended Rich Evans sequence was worth the budget of Terminator: Dark Fate alone.

I dislocated my shoulder as a kid, and 25 years later it still hurts.

@Kaanfight

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha other’s pain is funny!!!

@mymangodfrey

4 жыл бұрын

Why is everyone being so nice? Am I still online or is this a CD-ROM?

@EuroRhodes

4 жыл бұрын

@@mymangodfrey Shut the fuck up, Matt. Kind regards.

@tretozo

4 жыл бұрын

Reboot it

@grantbitman1448

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing with me, only it's from my mom dying of cancer.

The tapping at the beginning on the keyboard is amazing lmao.

Linda said "I'll be back" with the same enthusiasm I have when I'm voice searching a video on KZread.

@CerpinTxt87

3 жыл бұрын

It would kind of be out of character if she said it with enthusiasm

Someone proposed the term "dequel" for a sequel that undoes prior sequels.

@christophermoriarty3274

3 жыл бұрын

Dequel is perfect.

@shelfdefence1112

3 жыл бұрын

@@christophermoriarty3274 I prefer the term "convoluted"

@InhabitantOfOddworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@shelfdefence1112 I also prefer "cash grab"

@bkk397

3 жыл бұрын

Like the sequel trilogy

Linda Hamilton saying "I'll be back" in the most unemotional, bored, and uninterested way really matches my enthusiasm for this movie.

@alanpennie8013

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to be back. But I got bills to pay.

little did Arnold knew, his line "I'll be back." is the most ironic line in cinema history. cause please don't come back, Terminator franchise, you overstayed your welcome 31 years ago...

Can we just appreciate that even Skynet understands that Arnold is the best. I mean it's literally making an army of him.

@SuperHns

2 жыл бұрын

but they are supposed to be infiltration units, so it makes no sense to have the same skin always

"Jurassic World: Jurassic World-Park" was the worst one of them.

"Terminator: Deep Fake" is the hidden gem of this video

The opening to this is one of my favourite skits of all time!! Just beautiful

The more Mike says “they built a time machine in a sewer”, the more I realize how utterly absurd it is. I really just didn’t think about it on first viewing. But, like - these clowns built a time machine in a sewer. WOW.

@emotionalsupportostrich2480

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that, how did the t800 know how to build a time machine with 1980s tech?

@jedi4049

Жыл бұрын

@@emotionalsupportostrich2480 That should have been the movie

@lucasoheyze4597

Жыл бұрын

They needed the chip from the future to make it work, I guess they could build the basic framework of the machine without it