"I'm sure a whole bunch of CGI artists got paid to meticulously animate a giant battle that I closed my eyes during." What a great summary of modern block buster films.

@justinstewart9145

5 жыл бұрын

There are plenty of great modern blockbusters coming out. You just gotta look.

@leonkuwata4510

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure why they just ignored how well everything was choreographed and planned out but okay

@XalphYT

5 жыл бұрын

Micah Walbridge Because it's boring. BOOOOORING.

@SuperFirstSecond

5 жыл бұрын

The funny part is that they think VFX artists and animators actually get paid!

@norfiross2371

5 жыл бұрын

He paid to close his eyes.

Sometimes I worry they're never going to fix that VCR.

@Targisvear

4 жыл бұрын

What's a VCR?

@jjnn2

4 жыл бұрын

Why would they fix a VCR? They fix VBRs lightning fast

@Sum1BetrThanU1

4 жыл бұрын

You’d think with all the ad cents they’d at least rent him one in the meantime. Russian terminator won’t watch itself.

@jozinek876

4 жыл бұрын

It's VBR ffs

@zacharyheller1313

4 жыл бұрын

It keeps me up at night

Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads...

@360.Tapestry

5 жыл бұрын

...couldn't redeem this movie.

@MegaGasek

5 жыл бұрын

Sharknado!

@sativagroove554

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Powers type of shit

@robotjox77

5 жыл бұрын

See? I'm hip!

@cameronroy2129

5 жыл бұрын

@@360.Tapestry did you see it I mean I did and thought It wasnt bad at all not a great thing but still pretty good

Young Aquaman: "We can talk underwater!" Willem Defoe: "Oh, we can do more than that..." Me: "Oh god, no..."

@Checkman282

5 жыл бұрын

Cue one of the Little Mermaid songs. Take your pick.

@nathanclark2424

5 жыл бұрын

@@Checkman282 UNDAH THA SEA

@JetEngine787

5 жыл бұрын

24:00

@ManOutofTime913

5 жыл бұрын

And then Willam Defoe puts on his latex overalls from Streets of Fire.

@THECOSMONAUT100

4 жыл бұрын

CaptainMonotone448 *willem dafoe's giant penis flops from his pantaloons making dust rise from the impact*

I liked how every Conversation in the movie was interrupted by an Explosion

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

3... 3 where. At most

@AnSlabder

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 that's too many times

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnSlabder why?

@guybrushmonkey97

3 жыл бұрын

*Yes.* Thank god someone else noticed it.

@AnSlabder

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 not very creative

4:42 - I worked as a background extra playing a Russian submariner in that scene, and TBH I was more excited about the possibility of a shot with me in it being incorporated into this HitB episode, than I was about it being used in the movie itself lol.

@mabi2727

2 жыл бұрын

did u make it there, buddy? i hope so!

@WK-47

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is honestly more interesting than the film itself. Hope you make it into a RLM clip one day if you didn't this time, buddy. Can't wait to see you in Man of Circuitry, in which Cyborg finally gets a late and underwhelming origin film.

@gayjoebiden

9 ай бұрын

Fake

"Like the Thanos movie. I really enjoyed the Thanos movie. It was great." I love these people

@jozinek876

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's technically what Infinity War was, but yeh, I love these Wisconsin hackfrauds too.

When black manta came to fight em in Italy, I got a real power rangers vibe

@mannurse7421

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Aside from the submarine battle it all felt like power rangers to me.

@josiahbahuaud2294

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! That's what it was! I couldn't quite explain it to my girlfriend. This is perfect! Thank you. lol

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

And? Is that bad to you? Good? Or just a random note

@92brunod

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 good lord, calm down. Are you getting paid for being offended at people saying anything but praise about this movie?

@biostar4

3 жыл бұрын

Every fight with the Atlanteans felt like an episode from Overdrive...

Dolph Lundgren's RLM debut is on Half in the Bag and not Best of the Worst. It's a Christmas miracle.

@TheSkull5000

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they reviewed Dark Angel starring him?

@rolfs9660

5 жыл бұрын

They have made a commentary track for Masters of the Universe.

@timtheskeptic1147

Жыл бұрын

Red Scorpion would be a good contender for BotW. Another generic 80s action movie that received little attention.

I clapped, underwater. It's harder than you think.

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

And the atlanteans are superpowerful

@atom_gray

3 жыл бұрын

you could have just peed on it...

Mike’s so damn humble. He’s still doing Half in the Bag even after being paid 7 figures by Marvel on the reg for being a GINGANTIC SHILL! Verrry Cooool!!

@seantylerfermin4927

4 жыл бұрын

Very Cool

@poyp

4 жыл бұрын

Every check is for $0.000001

@richtifilmpalast5373

2 жыл бұрын

man, people are so gullible. they were being sarcastic! seriously, does anyone really think Mike and Jay would need that shill money when they can easily make so much more with their super fast VCR repair company? jesus, use your brains for once, will ya!

@FlymanMS

2 жыл бұрын

I saw Mike praising Marvel and I clapped!

@jinvid

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the Likes guys!

I really love the idea of a movie digitally de-aging a famous actor and then trying to make you think their character won't show up again later

@darryl2542

2 жыл бұрын

How about the reverse, when the actor is "aged up" and then NOT shown as their normal selves later? Of all the questions I had about Prometheus, that was the biggest one.

I’m at work. Time to take a 32 minute bathroom break.

@xecrisr7650

5 жыл бұрын

I see you're a fellow union member! Hope you're on overtime, as well.

@DemomanHub

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, only licensed VCR Repairmen get those kinds of benefits!

@robonthecob6920

5 жыл бұрын

I relate to this so much it’s sad

@josephhoward9631

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget your earphones.

@cdubsb3831

5 жыл бұрын

65 minutes. Watch it twice.

"This movie will play very well to 14 year old boys and mentally deficient men" Hey, that's me!

@commanderfox0123

5 жыл бұрын

Both?

@senajabeen1076

5 жыл бұрын

Did you actually like it

@AdolfHitler-ud5sh

5 жыл бұрын

Me smart

@Jay-kw9nh

5 жыл бұрын

That quote holds true for all superhero films.

@justinstewart9145

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-kw9nh "This quite holds true for all super hero films". What about Into the Spiderverse?

Saw it yesterday in 4DX, so the seats were moving, there was water, wind, lightning effects and more. It was pretty spectacular but it also was like a two and a half hour long roller coster ride. At the end, my whole body hurt.

@luiginastro8831

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds awful.

@sharpaycutie2

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!😂😂

@gyromurphy

Жыл бұрын

I want that while I play Witcher 3

Missed opportunity to call Dolph Lundgren ''Dolphin Gren''.

@moonfishthestockholder5975

3 жыл бұрын

Dolph lun-phin

@chimmichurri6940

3 жыл бұрын

Or hoq bout, Dolph Landman?

@uberclayton

3 жыл бұрын

Dork lung fish

Aquaman, Aquaman Does whatever an aqua can Feed a plant, wash a dish Be a toilet for some fish Look out, here comes the Aquaman

@stevevanderslice2244

5 жыл бұрын

Well done.

@jordanhunter6102

5 жыл бұрын

nailed it

@themonkeyshead7520

5 жыл бұрын

Sean Medlock Nah thats hydroman

@turnerlarson12

5 жыл бұрын

PARTICLE MAN C I N E M A T I C U N I V E R S E

@hoganholo99

5 жыл бұрын

This made my wedding.

Did you guys know all of Aquaman’s hair and facial hair was CGI? No, Jason *Moana* didn’t shave. They digitally removed all his hair and then CGI’d it back. Quite remarkable actually.

@gamerman360

5 жыл бұрын

Hamdon Nut you just described my dream job

@gamerman360

5 жыл бұрын

Hamdon Nut the trick is to render every wrinkle differently. Just like real life no 2 wrinkles are the same. Yes it is very time consuming but well worth it when you see the end product

@derlich09

5 жыл бұрын

It cost $300 million and took 12 years to make.

@pittland44

5 жыл бұрын

What the hell for?

@ollympian_art

2 жыл бұрын

if i had a nickel for every time DC had to digitally alter someone's facial hair, id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

Patrick Wilson was the voice of the president in BvS and now Ocean Master. Make whatever connections you want.

@Targisvear

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!

@josiahbahuaud2294

4 жыл бұрын

Had to go check that out. lol That's awesome! lol

I love how Mike’s list of awesome things the surface world has comprises of Vicodin, booze, and Taco Bell

@Riley_Mundt

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Ruth's Chris, roller-coasters, and cotton candy.

We need a Bibleman stand-alone film

@ferzum7290

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna see a snyder bibleman where bibleman kills a priest while screaming like a madman and being a hypocrite

@Life-Row-Toll

5 жыл бұрын

A two parter, Old and New Testament

@LuisVazquez-ls8rh

5 жыл бұрын

I continue to wonder if Mike used to go to church

@1999batmanfan

5 жыл бұрын

I gotta petition up for it.

@ColeslawVariant

5 жыл бұрын

Bibleman V. Aquatic Atheist

Aquaman is the sequel to the Adam Sandler film the Waterboy.

@pittland44

5 жыл бұрын

So is Patrick Wilson the douchebag from the other team?

@PoorStargazer

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought it was the sequel to Shark Boy

@Inevitibility23

5 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did

@MegaManXPoweredUp

5 жыл бұрын

"Nothing's free in Waterworld" - Moistman

@smacko81

5 жыл бұрын

And scuba Steve

"pick a plot and go with that" seems crazy, but it just might work!

Did anyone notice that the beginning of like 3 action scenes in this movie started with a surprise explosion, or am I crazy?

@metalmugen

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it was so dumb I laughed

@dustywaynemusic6297

5 жыл бұрын

It was 4! I started counting after the 2nd one because I was like "didn't they already do that?"

@mikemercer5940

5 жыл бұрын

Honest trailers made fun of that too. 😂

@theres1dentevil

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikemercer5940 was just gonna comment that. 👍

@caidenhutchins3449

5 жыл бұрын

YES

I’m sad Adam Sandler didn’t come back for the sequel.

@PWNDpresents

5 жыл бұрын

Ok.

@Gambit08

5 жыл бұрын

Clever joke. Take my upvote.

@smacko81

5 жыл бұрын

Was this a joke about scuba Steve?

@TKinfinity01

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Dore It’s a joke about his movie; the Waterboy

"Jason Mimosa." 🤣

@senajabeen1076

5 жыл бұрын

*Mooomoa*

@jmiquelmb

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-hk7xm5pu1c My god why do I bother to read youtube comments

@uwantSAM0A

5 жыл бұрын

Moana Jr

@protheu5

5 жыл бұрын

Basil Oregano played by Jimmy Smits!

@Cunnysmythe

5 жыл бұрын

@@iatethecrayons gold

I think you guys missed Ocean Master’s actual motive. It’s not the pollution. Pollution is just the excuse. His real motive is that he wants to destroy humanity because he blames them and Aquaman for his mother’s death. That’s why he surrenders when he discovers his mother is alive.

@Arphemius

5 жыл бұрын

Was her name Martha?

@MaLLinz289

5 жыл бұрын

actually he surrenders when Aquaman destroys his trident, but you're probably right that was his motivation

@Not_Always

5 жыл бұрын

Why wait 20 years? Why blame surface people who don't even know Atlantis existed? Why not kill the man who boned his mom and had a bastard kid? None of that makes sense even in that context

@renoutlaw8371

5 жыл бұрын

@@Not_Always to be fair he probably didnt wait 20 years since he couldnt do it until his father died

@erhaboriE

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmm...not sure that was his motivation. And he gave up cause he got his ass whooped and his mom didn't want fratricide

The guitar riff that played every time Aquaman posed for the camera reminded me of the Intervention episode of South Park. Kept waiting for a black slide and white text to pop up

"jason mimosa" had me laughing the rest of the 30 minutes

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone find it so fucking funny

@luiginastro8831

Жыл бұрын

@@turtleanton6539 'cause it's funny

The ocean is the key to all this

@casbyness

5 жыл бұрын

If we can get it working...

@PBurnison

5 жыл бұрын

Wait. I thought Kitana was the key to all of this.

@littlekingtrashmouth9219

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a larger character than we’ve ever had

@Big_Garf

5 жыл бұрын

The goober fish is stylistically designed to be that way, but their are ways of diminishing its effects

@theekevy

5 жыл бұрын

There are some wipeouts in this movie.

This movie is made up of the epic signature scene from every major film ever made. It goes beyond what they say here. It's Jaws, Splash, Indy Jones, Star Wars FM, Jurassic Park, Gladiator, Avengers, Robo Cop, Avatar, Perfect Storm, Das Boot, Alien, The Kraaken, Lord of the Rings, Black Panther, Merlin, Dr Strange, 20,000 Leagues, Treasure Island, Waterworld and the Lego Movie.

"Is this the vcr repair" "No this is Mike!!!" Smashes phone down

Meh, I'll wait until Batman vs Superman vs Wonder Woman vs Aquaman 3: Dark Seid in the House.

@spacegirls16

5 жыл бұрын

Birds of Prey still has the longer title, do better!

@aaronbrown4088

5 жыл бұрын

In da house !

@pittland44

5 жыл бұрын

Justice League 2: Electric Boogaloo!

@pascha120

5 жыл бұрын

Followed in 2 years by the huge undersea spectacle Aquaman vs Batman vs Superman vs Wonder Woman vs Shazaam vs every Suicide Squad member ever vs 5 different actors playing Joker: -Civil War- War of SEAcession

@nowhereman6019

5 жыл бұрын

I really want to see live action Darkseid, but I just know they'll fuck it up.

Aquaman V. Bibleman - Dawn of True Cinema

Whenever Mike said, "I judge movies by how depressed I am" or whatever... that shit was so real. The whole point of entertainment is to distract us from the misery that is intrinsic to existence. Some of these fucking movies add to it! What the fuck, Hollywood?

@zyncra3965

2 жыл бұрын

Movies that make me want to kill myself improve my life. Movies that try to lift my mood just don't work for me

@stitchgrimly6167

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think movies can also teach or inspire? Can they show us a window into other lives and the human condition in general? Can they affect our perspectives and attitudes? Or are they really just mindless panacea? It feels like you have a very limited scope as far as what entertainment is.

@TheHarmmm

2 жыл бұрын

@@stitchgrimly6167 it feels like you have a shitty personality and too much time on your hands.

@surfboardjoker6299

2 жыл бұрын

@@stitchgrimly6167 how embarrising

@stitchgrimly6167

2 жыл бұрын

@@surfboardjoker6299 Thanks for your completely pointless comment. You've really made a difference here today.

Saw it in theatres. I almost fell asleep lol Older guy took his kids to see it a row in front of me and he was very adamant about how angry he was paying for it lol Good times

"These are real shots from a real movie" Im dead XD

You hack frauds, the credits to this episode says it starred Rich Evans. Not a single frame of him appeared in this episode. I want my money back.

@sleepymandragora1392

5 жыл бұрын

They actually film at a higher framrate to sneak in a frame of rich evans into every video without anyone noticing. This way we get contitioned to love and rever rich.

@BradsGonnaPlay

5 жыл бұрын

They’re building hype for the sequel

@djwiens

5 жыл бұрын

He was the guy that called on the phone

@cdubsb3831

5 жыл бұрын

Who do you think played Seaman?

In a universe where superman exists i am not concerned about lobster men

"THESE ARE REAL SHOTS FROM A REAL MOVIE" Holy shit I'm dying.

They say this movie did good overseas..... Merry Christmas everybody!

@RallySelf

5 жыл бұрын

I heard it sunk.

@frezling2442

5 жыл бұрын

It's doing quite well

@brendagz5417

5 жыл бұрын

Like you, I like to comment before I have even watched the video. I need attention.

@EvanSaltare

5 жыл бұрын

the Chinese just LOOOOOVE Jason Momoa.

@DIEGhostfish

5 жыл бұрын

But what about UNDERseas?

These guys loved Thor ragnarok much more in this review than they did in their Thor ragnarok review

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

So what

@fordarkseid7250

5 жыл бұрын

@@blyzer7373 thor ragnacock is a SNL skit, not a movie 😂😂😂😂

@fordarkseid7250

5 жыл бұрын

@@blyzer7373 ohh thank you Google

@kjk607

5 жыл бұрын

It's been a couple of months since it's release. Just goes to show you how well Ragnarok has aged.

@runchimask4553

5 жыл бұрын

@@fordarkseid7250 Thor ragnarock was like one of the most entertaining marvel movies

I literally just realized I hadn't subscribed to RLM yet for whatever reason after having watched hours upon hours of their content, and I am flabbergasted that they haven't passed 1mill subscribers yet. Like seriously, how is that possible?

@soffa93

4 ай бұрын

everyone forgot to subscribe to them even though they watched hours upon hours of their content

what i disliked the most: >scene wraps up plot point >time for new plot >EXPLOSION!!!!

@freddytheplatypus826

4 жыл бұрын

most formulaic outline. you could literally time the moments where they were gonna wrap something up and then something would BREAK THROUGH the wall. you could cut up the movie into 5 parts with those 5 interrupting moments

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

@@freddytheplatypus826 only 3

@92brunod

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 "only" and it's 4

4 Videos in 1 month? Have you guys discovered Cocaine?

@yalnizcakarakter

5 жыл бұрын

They can finally afford it, since rich Evans is a Hollywood superstar now.

@dallasdandigitalproduction393

5 жыл бұрын

They got the vicodins

@dasuberedward

5 жыл бұрын

i'm worried there will be no videos in January

@ApotheosisCM

5 жыл бұрын

Ad revenue is high in December (the whole fourth quarter, really) and drops pretty steeply in January. Even if they would get the same number of views, a video put out in December makes more money than it would in January, so they're pumping out as many videos as possible. I would expect to see a steep drop in their release rate pretty soon.

@pascha120

5 жыл бұрын

Macaulay is RLM's Cocaine.

I loved the part with the "Lovecraft" trench monsters with the flare. So upset that part was so short because it was so visually arresting.

@michaelwong6050

5 жыл бұрын

There were dinosaurs too. As if there wasn't enough shit to process

Just here to say Half in the Bag is my favorite content across the whole internet. Thank you guys.

Is that why Patrick Wilson was in aquaman? Just because the dude who directed the conjuring directed it?

this movie has an octopus playing drums in it. nuff said.

@DannyChan131

5 жыл бұрын

*Turn toward camera, arms crossed* Roll credits

@xXxsampplayer1xXx

5 жыл бұрын

antman has an ant playing drums and nobody cares. the irony

@dasboom7133

5 жыл бұрын

Under the sea, under the sea!

@hanuman918

5 жыл бұрын

@@xXxsampplayer1xXxcos its DC and its supposed to b as serious as JL :D

@swimmingagainsttheti

5 жыл бұрын

Matías Barraza but he octupus can play 8 drums.

DC is getting so close to making a movie

@rahul-qm9fi

5 жыл бұрын

So close to a billion too

@VenEm

5 жыл бұрын

@@josem7369 shazam...

@backfatfairy

5 жыл бұрын

Shazam will be good

@rishabh3687

5 жыл бұрын

Marvel is still far away making something like TDK.

@ferzum7290

5 жыл бұрын

@@rishabh3687 same with dceu they are far from making something as good as nolan movie

Aqua Man didn't need to introduce Nicole Kidman's character to Amber Heard's because they already knew one another.

@jeromeporsan1807

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I scrolled to see if someone pointed that out. She knows her better than she knows Aquaman.

@jamesbowen2088

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! I just commented the same thing before I saw this. She mentioned it earlier in the movie. But I will say that I agree with Mike's point that it would have been interesting to still have a cutback from Aquaman fighting the monster to a quick line or two between Amber Heard and Nicole Kidman.

@futonrevolution7671

5 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't Mike having the stroke, it would really say something about the storytelling that they couldn't even remember those characters' names, much less their relation to each other.

@Not_Always

5 жыл бұрын

Did they? Because it stands to reason that she was younger than Aquaman and Kidman had been banished for 2 decades. How would she have recognized her after all that time?

@irondrumwork09

5 жыл бұрын

@@Not_Always Maybe cuz she was a Queen so im sure they had a photo or two laying around while they told stories of her especially if shes famous for going on land to flee from a arranged marriage to fall inlove & bare a son with a man who only breathes air lolll only to return to bare another kid then got banished/killed? Wait she was force to have sex n another son then they threw her to the wolves... holy shit They are horrible...Did Zack write that part? Anyway, they also made it clean in the justice league movie that the red head knew al about Aquaman & his family history, even where to get his mothers Trident .... thats if you remember that under water scene... which nobody does so lmaooo

I was a bit weirded out when Mera was complaining about the humans dumping their sewage into the oceans of the Atlanteans. If only the highborn can breathe air, this means most of the population has to poop in the water, and as we know, poop floats. They can't be doing that sitting down or else it would float up into their hair. So logically thinking, Atlanteans poop while they're swimming(probably at those high speeds) in order to dodge their own poop. So either they have grand arenas, let's call them "Poopariums", constructed so their people can swim in larger circles while pooping, or everyone just poops out there in the wild and they have no toilets at all(except maybe for the highborn). I thought about this a lot as you can see. I probably have to buy the movie and watch it again as I missed some scenes while thinking about this. Anyways, not many movies make me think about how people are supposed to poop, so I guess that's.. something.

@yeahey5947

10 ай бұрын

Late reply I know but I always thought of this as a kid watching lord of the rings, I suppose they CAN most likely get their trousers off but do they just do it behind a rock or bush or something? Do they poop in groups? Goonies gave me an unrealistic expectation for portraying bathroom breaks while on an adventure. It would have been a good opportunity for Sam and Frodo of maybe Legolas and gimli to do some kissing shenanigans.

@Amateur0Visionary

7 ай бұрын

Poop doesn't always float.

*editing indulges Mike's quick Star Trek reference* *edited by Jay Bauman* Mike's corruption is setting in.

@senajabeen1076

5 жыл бұрын

I can imagine mike in his ear going *put the star trek reference in. put the star trek reference in. put the star trek reference in. put the star trek reference in.*

Mike didn't mention the episode of Star Trek Voyager with the water planet once during this entire review? Did he finally drink all of the Trek knowledge out of his brain?

@ConwayFreelanceDetective

5 жыл бұрын

Now I’m wondering what happened to my Voyager knowledge, because I don’t remember that episode at all.

@ShaunRF

5 жыл бұрын

@@ConwayFreelanceDetective S5E9 titled Thirty Days.

@Reebz0r

5 жыл бұрын

All wiped when Christy broke his brain

@Citizen_J

5 жыл бұрын

At least we got best of both worlds

@floppywalrus409

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Paris helps water people and gets demoted for fucking things up.

"Patrick Wilson as Bible Man" OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT MY BRAIN WAS TRYING TO TELL ME!

This reminds me what we called the ocean in the Navy: "the big blue trashcan"

RedLetterMedia reviewing DC movies is one of the most entertaining thing ever

@MrCamw1

5 жыл бұрын

It really is. What I find weird, and thisnisnt a knock on them at all, but its funny to me that aloy of other people who said its bad are being pummelled in YT and called Marvel fanboys(and they may be I dont know thats not my call. I never liked the term fandoy or shill myself but whatever) but when RLM does it we all laugh and enjoy.

@ssmith35834

5 жыл бұрын

check out chapo trap houses DC movie reviews if you want some additional entertaining takes

@QuickQuips

5 жыл бұрын

And the most entertaining part of their Marvel reviews is when they're crapping on DC. The Infinity War one comes to mind.

@Supataco115

5 жыл бұрын

It really isn't. It's just unending bitching. We get it they suck. Review something interesting instead lol.

@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive

5 жыл бұрын

@@Supataco115 they do... have you seen any of their uploads in the last month? Calm down son

I don't know if it was on purpose, but on at least 4 occasions a fight scene would start with an explosion next to two of the characters heads while they're talking, and I couldn't help myself from laughing from the 2nd time onwards.

@nosaint13smo

5 жыл бұрын

It seemed as if every action scene took place right after a quiet moment interrupted by an explosion.

@mr.meeseeks8567

5 жыл бұрын

5 actually. I counted and was mentioning it to my friend i was watching with as well.

@lkvideos7181

5 жыл бұрын

I noticed that yea. It happened five times ^^ That and some of the campy diolaogue had me actualy shaking my head in an otherwise great visual feast.

@ajga5435

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they were even going to mention it.

@MiguelCruz-oz7km

5 жыл бұрын

It violates Hitchcock's doctrine on suspense vs. surprise. Surprise - Two guys have a boring conversation and five minutes later a bomb under the table goes off. Suspense - Same boring conversation only this time you let the audience know there's a bomb under the table that will go off in five minutes. The audience will be much more engaged for a longer period of time.

Loved the fact that Jay went to preen himself, but then realised his styling was on point

I like how Mike called infinity war "The Thanos Movie"

And the Grammy goes to... OCEAN TO OCEAN

@DuSlothster

5 жыл бұрын

COAST TO COAST LA TO CHICAGO

@_gorezone_

5 жыл бұрын

Space Ghost Ocean To Ocean

@charliemcbrian2753

5 жыл бұрын

pitbull(loudly): *WOOOOOOOOOOOO*

@spacegirls16

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ReitheOffbeatOtaku

5 жыл бұрын

I'm kind of surprised they didn't mention that track in the review. I mean, you can't talk about bad music in the movie and not mention the Pitbull song

Finally, I can have an opinion on Aquaman

@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive

5 жыл бұрын

Are you joking or a DC fanboy? I can't tell anymore lol

@leob4403

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive You know fanboys who blindly follow some reviewers opinion and claim it as their own

@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive

5 жыл бұрын

@@leob4403 or they just agree?

@leob4403

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive the initial comment reads "Finally, I can have an opinion on Aquaman", meaning a person that doesn't have enough brainpower to form their own opinion but will instead wait for the opinion of a high status person so they can call it their own, usually known as the sheep herd mentality

@Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive

5 жыл бұрын

@@leob4403 Its obviously a joke you moron. or some fanboy hating people for criticising movies they love

Movies like this are like highly technical guitar solos without any emotional quality.

Mike's ideas for Bibleman's motivations honestly sound amazing. Conquering the surface world for Taco Bells and Steak dinners sure is worth it ;).

Jason Momoa should've been Lobo.

@meinsouza

5 жыл бұрын

*mimosa

@EfrainQuezada

5 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Dean Morgan should've been lobo. Basically a recolor of the comedian.

@garyboldwater9066

5 жыл бұрын

Low Blow? ;3

@JJbullfrog1978

5 жыл бұрын

Or stay out of acting altogether

@MaLLinz289

5 жыл бұрын

HOLY FUCK YES

Macaulay Culkin: Makes personal apperance on RLM Jason Momoa: Has no idea what RLM is I think we know who is the winner here

@ghoulinthegraveyard399

5 жыл бұрын

But he knows AVGN and that is a fact!!

Im a 14 year old boy and my favorite part was where in the beginning they had the villain and aquaman in nearly identical suits and then made them fight under water where the colors are washed out

@venturatheace1

5 жыл бұрын

If you really couldn't tell them apart, then you need glasses

Aquaman drowns in its own epic vision. They should have watered it down.

Finally I know my opinion of Aquaman

@milten09

5 жыл бұрын

That's sad, you should try forming your own. I really enjoyed Aquaman and disagree with Mike and Jay on some points, but still like their review

@lkvideos7181

5 жыл бұрын

So, you can't form your own opinion. Sad.

@alexbriscoe2879

5 жыл бұрын

Raul Chirai it’s a joke. What’s sad is that you didn’t understand that

@alexbriscoe2879

5 жыл бұрын

LKVideos you’re just like the other idiot

@fightforlight7078

5 жыл бұрын

Stop telling people that the comments a joke, let them bask in the false sense of superiority that comes with being right on the internet, and then we can just laugh at them. God, I need therepy

It felt kinda watered down.

@ultracj123

5 жыл бұрын

This joke just feels washed out at this point.

@fakeymcfakename686

5 жыл бұрын

JESUS CHRIST STOP I'M RUNNING OUT OF STOCK COMEDY PUNCH LINE SOUND EFFECTS

@Armaron06

5 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping this wouldn't sink at the box office.

@Armaron06

5 жыл бұрын

@@gc3k Just thinking about it is making me errrr - wet.

@Lockemeister

5 жыл бұрын

There probably won't be a sea-quel

"Betty Boop Diaper Hygiene." It feels like this was ripped straight out of my heart...

5:49 she’s looking at him like “Only I can do that” 😂😂😂

I clapped when I saw water.

@tuxedosfinest57

5 жыл бұрын

I remember water! Very cool!

@kage6613

5 жыл бұрын

Is this tigers jaw

Finally a Baywatch film with some depth.

Wasn't planning on seeing this movie but I've now watched other people watch it on a plane 5 times.

Marvel - Michelle Pfeiffer DC - Nicole Kidman

@georgezee5173

5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help but think it was a similar character. I already thought Pfeiffer looked ridiculous when they found her back, but, man... Kidman improvised attire was even worse! xD

@asisin2

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah literally the same situation.

@kneau

4 жыл бұрын

Because Michelle Pfeiffer’s iconic portrayal of Selena Kyle as Catwoman in _Batman Returns (1992)_ never happened? That’s why she “showed off her Catwoman skills” on social media, upon finding her whip this March 2019??

@92brunod

3 жыл бұрын

@@kneau huh?

@kneau

3 жыл бұрын

@92brunod I'm just a fangirl for Michelle Pfeiffer's portrayal of DC's Catwoman.

Wet Wakanda.

@MegaManXPoweredUp

5 жыл бұрын

They blessed the rains down in Africa too much. Now they're underwater.

@700Penguin

5 жыл бұрын

Less embarrassingly insensitive to the achievements of real life Africa Wakanda

@drifter316

5 жыл бұрын

Wet-kanda.. if you will

@drifter402

5 жыл бұрын

FINALLY A MOVIE THAT BRINGS SOCIETY FORWARDS

@davidthomson913

5 жыл бұрын

Akwakanda

The idea of Bible Man wanting to take over the surface world for Taco Bell is actually hilariously compelling.

Fun fact: Almost all the garbage in the ocean is INDUSTRIAL FISHING EQUIPMENT. What a twist!

@nameperson6618

3 жыл бұрын

Like that BP tweet about "take your climate pledge today!" and one guy pledging not to spill tens of millions of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico

I sat through the movie because I was already sitting down....that's pretty much it.

Aquaman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Aquaman, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Aquaman, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Aquaman, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Aquaman, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Aquaman, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Aquaman, Aquaman Aquaman Aquaman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Aquaman, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Aquaman, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Aquaman, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Aquaman, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Aquaman, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Aquaman

@JHawke1

5 жыл бұрын

KumaPaws376 i hate sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

@hoobaguy4311

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA I CLAPPED WHEN I THOUGHT OF SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!11!!1

@KumaPaws376

5 жыл бұрын

Thisshitisfuckedup “That’s a good trick!” “Very cool”

There was a movie where Dolph gets killed by a dolphin...but it didn't happen in Aquaman, it happened at the end of Johnny Mnemonic.

@mrsmiles6103

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@jacksonjennings8728

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the spoilers... prick

@papa_shu

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonjennings8728 lol that movie's old as hell. If you hadn't watched it by the time you read that then you were never gonna watch it. He was sharing trivia, not being a prick.

@mizurjell9534

3 жыл бұрын

@@papa_shu and also it fucking sucks

@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski

2 жыл бұрын

that was a genius dolphin though. doesnt count

I'm glad they brought back the gag of the hero and villain resolving their issues because their mum has the same name (and a pulse). Pretty sure they were in the exact same position as well.

2:11 do you reckon every character just goes to the wee wee while talking to each other cos you know they are under water?! such a noble society right

The Gungan City from the Phantom Menece got its own movie cool!

@FelipeJaquez

5 жыл бұрын

Goooogngans

@zoogboog106

5 жыл бұрын

Gungas

@stunner9005

5 жыл бұрын

That would be more interesting

@JCM-ve5gg

5 жыл бұрын

Otoh Gunga: A Star Wars Story

I can't see Aquaman without thinking of Mermaidman, and just how much better that film would be.

@josephwelch547

5 жыл бұрын

But it has... ACTORS!

It's nice to go back in time and see these guys having an existential meltdown before 2020

“WhAt ThE fUcK iS a VcR?” Damn you guys are funny. I started crying at work lmao

For some reason I actually laughed out loud when Jay went "we get so swamped during the holidays" and then stared into the distance like a haunted 'nam vet.

Jason Mamosa sounded like the last vampire on earth when he tried to deliver his lines

You guys have almost got 1M subscribers. Come a long way since I started watching your Plinkett prequel reviews back in 2011.

You guys are incredible. It's amazing to watch these movies and think about the same things you guys have the ability describe. You put these things into words I feel but can't put together.

i hate movies that try to explain fantasy cultures through exposition. if these cultures REALLY existed.. why would they explain their own ways to eachother?

@karinmaria6455

5 жыл бұрын

"You probably know this because you live in the same place I do, but let me explain how our regions work"

@acoolnew

5 жыл бұрын

with fantasy cultures there definitely should be more show than tell, especially when most of the CGI went into animating the visual clusterfuck that was atlantis

@peytonmac1131

5 жыл бұрын

What if they explain their culture to someone who isn't a part of it? Should things still be shown, or can some telling be acceptable?

@TheLakabanzaichrg

5 жыл бұрын

It's the obky scenario that ever works, bit under very specific circumstances i.e when the subject of the film is esentially exploring another culture. In this case show, don't tell is the better option.

@sonyblank1487

5 жыл бұрын

@@peytonmac1131 that's different, but is still an excuse for exposition dump. You can show apprehension between groups through their looks/avoidance, by showing adherence to social norms, and by culminating clear distinction between areas. There's so much you cam glean from visuals, and when you have a movie (a visual medium) dumping exposition is just not engaging or fun. You're having a short story picture book dropped on you instead of seeing the natural exposition on the design.

This movie is our punishment for ignoring global warming.

@amazingkris

5 жыл бұрын

We've flushed so much crap to the ocean, and now they're flushing BACK.

Am I the only one who thought the italian village scene was like that one montage in Shrek 1

30:42 We came so close to getting through this entire review without a Star Trek reference

That 'plucky music' makes me think of Desperate Housewifes.

Where’s that Caulkin guy?

@DaniloSantosVieira

5 жыл бұрын

crashing on James' Rolfe couch

@thebackup2121

5 жыл бұрын

@@DaniloSantosVieira That was his last sighting, anyway XD Besides AVGN, what other channels has he been on? I did see him in a short film a couple years back

@kalibos

5 жыл бұрын

@Wise Jester there's a boy in the wall!

@39Hundred

5 жыл бұрын

The King's Court Being loaned out to Cinemassacre.

@Madman-ym8dh

5 жыл бұрын

I reckon he's home alone.

Pretty sure I've spent almost the entire last 5 days listening to these guys

@Enoch420

Жыл бұрын

rookie numbers!!

@marcgonzalez9690

Жыл бұрын

@@Enoch420 it went on longer... Days turned to weeks... Months, blended together.... It was like a Star Trek episode! Rich Evans: Ooh thank God!

@Enoch420

Жыл бұрын

@@marcgonzalez9690 lolol not a minute wasted. 💖

I for one welcome our new crab overlords!