Gun Enthusiasts Aren't Funny. Andrew Rivers - Full Special

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  • @jamiebridson7871
    @jamiebridson78714 жыл бұрын

    Whoever is dressing the stage new for every single show at this club - Strong Work.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    But the jokes. :) Nice work Dry Bar

  • @Phooie

    @Phooie

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

  • @delorasledge2492

    @delorasledge2492

    3 жыл бұрын

    And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

  • @stephaniea.7308

    @stephaniea.7308

    3 жыл бұрын

    These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part). Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

  • @Phooie

    @Phooie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stephaniea.7308 and....

  • @LuckysMotorcycles
    @LuckysMotorcycles4 жыл бұрын

    All my guns were lost in a boating accident......that’s my story and I am sticking to it !

  • @minbari73

    @minbari73

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

  • @LuckysMotorcycles

    @LuckysMotorcycles

    4 жыл бұрын

    ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

  • @ameliaflowers9836

    @ameliaflowers9836

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

  • @Fede_uyz

    @Fede_uyz

    4 жыл бұрын

    How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a gun guy, and that's one of my mantras. "Always let everyone touch your gun, you can never have too many fingerprints on a gun."

  • @joescoggins5937

    @joescoggins5937

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're much funnier than he is.

  • @mdh6977

    @mdh6977

    4 жыл бұрын

    Funny 'cause it's true

  • @jamesbeaver8872

    @jamesbeaver8872

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good one

  • @mrsbigmamayas3765

    @mrsbigmamayas3765

    4 жыл бұрын

    My brain went south on your comment😜😛😝

  • @ENFPerspectives

    @ENFPerspectives

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub4 жыл бұрын

    That's right, KZread , the best place to stick an ad is right in the middle of a punch line.

  • @Mhel2023

    @Mhel2023

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

  • @NikPub

    @NikPub

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

  • @simke2989

    @simke2989

    4 жыл бұрын

    if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

  • @the_grass_trainer

    @the_grass_trainer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait, you guys are getting ads?

  • @NikPub

    @NikPub

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

  • @dustinhaus1165
    @dustinhaus11653 жыл бұрын

    As someone who has lived in Idaho...the whole state is an "undisclosed location"

  • @gorg6151

    @gorg6151

    2 жыл бұрын

    And potatoes too

  • @ASJones-re2oe

    @ASJones-re2oe

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

  • @ASJones-re2oe

    @ASJones-re2oe

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

  • @jaredhammonds8255

    @jaredhammonds8255

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

  • @cecemeyers6028

    @cecemeyers6028

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

  • @normmacdonaldrules4602
    @normmacdonaldrules46024 жыл бұрын

    This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

  • @jaclynnschaefer

    @jaclynnschaefer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fracky McGustov yyyaaasssss!!!

  • @freakishlyintensified4693

    @freakishlyintensified4693

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is absolutely hillarious 🤣

  • @mattcosgrove8254

    @mattcosgrove8254

    4 жыл бұрын

    Short of the testosterone.....

  • @frogsoda

    @frogsoda

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pre boot camp

  • @frogsoda

    @frogsoda

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its the jacket.

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog24 жыл бұрын

    "Sometimes girls approach me after a show. ... I'm just throwing that out there." First time I've seen his work. Funny guy.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for stopping in

  • @charlidog2

    @charlidog2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

  • @MsTeasley

    @MsTeasley

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

  • @totallyfrozen

    @totallyfrozen

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed hard at that line

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson54584 жыл бұрын

    "90% of our flights landed on time" It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @djonpow

    @djonpow

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right!?....nitpickers!

  • @Commando303X

    @Commando303X

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for clearing up the misconception that could have been spread about Ryanair through this irresponsible stand-up routine.

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname

    @AnitaBetterScreenname

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bingo

  • @mrsbigmamayas3765

    @mrsbigmamayas3765

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @babybluehashyo
    @babybluehashyo4 жыл бұрын

    "Get him, he has soft hands!" Just drowned on my sip of tea 😂

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner20293 жыл бұрын

    "undisclosed location... that's where they'll find my body..." Hahaha!😂

  • @azahias9
    @azahias93 жыл бұрын

    “If you need a service animal that fits in your purse, then get a GUN.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾🇺🇸🌎

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    FOR SURE ;)

  • @jtreed3296

    @jtreed3296

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

  • @brandyhouston2105

    @brandyhouston2105

    2 жыл бұрын

    My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

  • @johnnyreb1209
    @johnnyreb12094 жыл бұрын

    Dry bar does an excellent job finding comics.

  • @kentw.england2305

    @kentw.england2305

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

  • @alyxskyler

    @alyxskyler

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kent W. England comedy club wise?

  • @lucasbpaiva

    @lucasbpaiva

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes!!!

  • @justanotherbaptistjew5659

    @justanotherbaptistjew5659

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kent W. England That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

  • @edrosa3485

    @edrosa3485

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

  • @dylancarter6785
    @dylancarter67854 жыл бұрын

    "I don't get into politics"....immediately gets into politics.

  • @ashleytrueblood2200

    @ashleytrueblood2200

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not politics

  • @dylancarter6785

    @dylancarter6785

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

  • @georgina-a

    @georgina-a

    2 жыл бұрын

    True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

  • @jacobmcmahan109

    @jacobmcmahan109

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

  • @farmerboybill
    @farmerboybill3 жыл бұрын

    It would be great if Dry Bar would post the original date that the comedian did his/her bit. Really helpful.

  • @spookyteal

    @spookyteal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dry Bar, pleaseeee

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich4 жыл бұрын

    11:00 "Seattle is progressive, but sometimes it gets a little too hippie." Berkeley: Am I a joke to you?

  • @MrGoatflakes

    @MrGoatflakes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHA

  • @bananajoe2423
    @bananajoe24234 жыл бұрын

    "It's hard to walk across the parking lot with a stick up your butt." Hahahaha, most hybrid drivers are like that.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHA

  • @gracierodriguez4711

    @gracierodriguez4711

    3 жыл бұрын

    "90% of our flights landed on time" It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @cerberusblack53
    @cerberusblack534 жыл бұрын

    Well now I feel obligated to show him my gun collection.

  • @diaspo

    @diaspo

    4 жыл бұрын

    No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait!

  • @cerberusblack53

    @cerberusblack53

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

  • @kamron_thurmond

    @kamron_thurmond

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper4 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving these full specials! I never have time to go to shows these days and thanks to you guys I'm not missing out as much as I should be! Thanks again peeps! This guy is great!

  • @NatureArtist-tw1iq

    @NatureArtist-tw1iq

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on KZread aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

  • @MeCooper

    @MeCooper

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so. We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

  • @danstewart2770
    @danstewart27703 жыл бұрын

    This guy will never be accused of toxic masculinity.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHA

  • @tomfoolery5526

    @tomfoolery5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

  • @danmeyers708

    @danmeyers708

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

  • @noncomplier5385

    @noncomplier5385

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

  • @mireilledischer3380

    @mireilledischer3380

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why?

  • @GoodFella21100
    @GoodFella211003 жыл бұрын

    The imagery of petting 'service guns' to soothe oneself is gold lol

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel82794 жыл бұрын

    The gun guy he was talking about in the beginning seems like a funny guy to drink with..

  • @perfectwhine742

    @perfectwhine742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

  • @MrGoatflakes

    @MrGoatflakes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

  • @reverendbart

    @reverendbart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

  • @reverendbart

    @reverendbart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @reverendbart

    @reverendbart

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

  • @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass
    @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass4 жыл бұрын

    Im an Idahoan and very much a gun person. This story sounds like 90% of my friends

  • @vanhattfield8292

    @vanhattfield8292

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

  • @HaveButOneLife
    @HaveButOneLife4 жыл бұрын

    I think we all expected this video to be pro-gun control, and I guarantee you that all 422 dislikes are from people who just saw the title and didn't watch the video. Andrew's great! Surprising delivery, and more respect towards others' opinions than I thought.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine that ;)

  • @michaelsmyth3935

    @michaelsmyth3935

    Жыл бұрын

    Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

  • @hops4284

    @hops4284

    Жыл бұрын

    The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

  • @OmarValenzuela1975
    @OmarValenzuela19754 жыл бұрын

    I love it! This guy is crazy hilarious 😆 😂🤣

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omar Valenzuela thanks!

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot5564 жыл бұрын

    All those gun guy jokes where fantastic 😂

  • @jenjungwoon
    @jenjungwoon3 жыл бұрын

    he never could have known how much having a friend with a bomb shelter would sound like a really good idea so shortly in the future from when he performed this

  • @lilbitofeverything5801
    @lilbitofeverything58014 жыл бұрын

    No one else is commenting about that dexter joke, I gotchu, good show😂

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank YOU lol

  • @carolannroberts

    @carolannroberts

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

  • @Viddard
    @Viddard4 жыл бұрын

    Your service dog needs a service dog... LOL!!

  • @enlightenedexceptionalism7206
    @enlightenedexceptionalism72064 жыл бұрын

    I think he did a good job razzing on both sides - I thought even the ones about my side were funny - he didn't do it mean - he was real - and just innocent reactions that we all 'get' - we can laugh about it. And - I don't know why he doesn't think he's attractive - I think he's very good looking and charming. Just part of the charm for the act I guess. He's endearing.

  • @reverendbart

    @reverendbart

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid. -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @pla6ue
    @pla6ue4 жыл бұрын

    "Why do people wear camouflage while fishing"?....proceeds to still say "just kidding" while performing comedy.

  • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
    @AllenFreemanMediaGuru4 жыл бұрын

    After my mom passed away we bought my dad a camo lazy-boy recliner! Mainly because he was telling the world he was now able to decorate the house now, not just the garage.

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions92034 жыл бұрын

    I liked the calculator joke the most. Great stuff.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    BoldCautionProductions thanks

  • @deeb8733

    @deeb8733

    4 жыл бұрын

    @bold. Low bar there.

  • @midwest4416

    @midwest4416

    4 жыл бұрын

    N..E..R..D!

  • @jazzlehazzle
    @jazzlehazzle3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is straight outta Norman Rockwell :D

  • @christinaknight794
    @christinaknight7943 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if he's sleeping in his friends bunker NOW!😂

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_2 жыл бұрын

    “Your flight got delayed? Um I swim in circles” LOL I was just enjoying the set but this one really made me laugh 😂🤣

  • @kcl060
    @kcl0602 жыл бұрын

    Okay, I'm black, and I found the joke about "My dad has a black friend" to be completely hilarious!! This guy is funny!

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson54584 жыл бұрын

    I went to Starbucks once. I'd rather have their coffee thrown in my face than have to drink it.

  • @wolfcub824

    @wolfcub824

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hear the hot chocolate is good...

  • @spillsndebris

    @spillsndebris

    4 жыл бұрын

    Their coffee is pretty bad

  • @KrissyChacon
    @KrissyChacon4 жыл бұрын

    I actually loved this routine. His call backs were great.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Krissy Chacon thank you!

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname

    @AnitaBetterScreenname

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

  • @KrissyChacon

    @KrissyChacon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg

  • @jvz773

    @jvz773

    4 жыл бұрын

    Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

  • @terrycole1165

    @terrycole1165

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

  • @ericredbear425
    @ericredbear4254 жыл бұрын

    You can love your guns, just don't loooooooove your guns. Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously. Okay, now off to the range...

  • @wilber9735

    @wilber9735

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep. Me too.

  • @TexZenMaster

    @TexZenMaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

  • @rocarlosdavis622

    @rocarlosdavis622

    4 жыл бұрын

    Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

  • @undr_guv_surv

    @undr_guv_surv

    4 жыл бұрын

    TexZenMaster that was gold

  • @sms9106

    @sms9106

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling4 жыл бұрын

    192 Ryan Air employees disliked this. I say this because most gun enthusiasts actually have a great sense of humor.

  • @VeselkoKelava

    @VeselkoKelava

    4 жыл бұрын

    I guess you didn't look through this comment section

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arthur J thanks!!

  • @stankfanger1366

    @stankfanger1366

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

  • @VeselkoKelava

    @VeselkoKelava

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

  • @Mr.deacle
    @Mr.deacle4 жыл бұрын

    6:41 "It looks like he just got hit and he crawled into a fetal position, and just waited until help arrived." When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

  • @corinthiansdaniels3728

    @corinthiansdaniels3728

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FirstnameLamename or recently not at all

  • @deborahduthie4519

    @deborahduthie4519

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr.deacle That’s funny!

  • @tommern84
    @tommern843 жыл бұрын

    Camouflage during fishing is absolutely a very efficient way to get more fish. Specially if you are fishing in s river or a lake from land. No screaming colours and don't have the sun cast shadow into the water. Get down on your knees, hunker down or stand as far as possible from the water and be quiet. The fish can absolutely see your siluet and often won't bite

  • @mrwhite6358
    @mrwhite63582 жыл бұрын

    just rewatched It, probably the 3rd or 4th time, one of my favourites :)

  • @FreeGaza.Laurie
    @FreeGaza.Laurie2 жыл бұрын

    You’re not just funny but cute but too young for me (43 in 2021) I laughed the whole time. Belly laugh

  • @hummingbird_saltalamakia

    @hummingbird_saltalamakia

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's an adult and so are you, you're golden. Go get em

  • @svilenivanov4345
    @svilenivanov43454 жыл бұрын

    "He's gonna nuke somebody in like three more days" Oh, how the turntables.

  • @blazingswayze5518

    @blazingswayze5518

    4 жыл бұрын

    im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

  • @stefanmcneal5423

    @stefanmcneal5423

    4 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Quenneville who cares

  • @Ramberta

    @Ramberta

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

  • @mystfaex8794

    @mystfaex8794

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

  • @tommyculver5004

    @tommyculver5004

    4 жыл бұрын

    "In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan4 жыл бұрын

    That's like seeing me in the bushes then inviting me in...

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see you

  • @lunarjellyfish5538

    @lunarjellyfish5538

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewjrivers O.O

  • @hdskl2150
    @hdskl21503 жыл бұрын

    When you buy a bomb shelter you’re kind of invested in bombs 😂

  • @georgina-a
    @georgina-a2 жыл бұрын

    25:32 😂😂 As a Brit, I can 100% confirm that Ryanair is *appalling* 😳 There were three of us watching this video and when he first mentioned flying on Ryanair, the reactions around the room were a sharp intake of breath through the teeth, "uh oh", & "yeah, he's screwed"...🤷‍♀️

  • @RannonSi
    @RannonSi3 жыл бұрын

    As a Swede I really feel the bombshelter comment! :D

  • @sethyeates1530
    @sethyeates15303 жыл бұрын

    One year later the Preppers turned out to be the MVPs of 2020

  • @theboxofdogs
    @theboxofdogs4 жыл бұрын

    I love that family crest joke. That’s just a great line.

  • @civil8bachelor264
    @civil8bachelor2643 жыл бұрын

    Omg I did the same thing, went to check out his situation... Lots of guns.... Hobbies were taxidermy and he was a postal worker lol

  • @Remember2020
    @Remember20204 жыл бұрын

    LOL... he got one thing right... "you got the gun - you make the rules". Funny how a commedian (pun intended) sums up the 2nd Amendment and the whole US Constitution in EIGHT WORDS!

  • @megangarcia6991
    @megangarcia69912 жыл бұрын

    I think girls are just afraid you'll always look younger than them... 😂

  • @DJTeddyJetts
    @DJTeddyJetts2 жыл бұрын

    "Dogs dont kill people, people kill people." What a legendary punch line! Lmfao

  • @nathaliekohlman3252
    @nathaliekohlman32522 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! Outrageous! Great timing. Meeting a guy in a bomb shelter. Calling a chihuaua a service dog. My dream didn't include Provo..

  • @spark5012

    @spark5012

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

  • @masswhole585
    @masswhole5853 жыл бұрын

    he looks like type that gets all "Ooh scary" when someone mentions they carry.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    I do pee a little

  • @Witnessdomaining

    @Witnessdomaining

    3 жыл бұрын

    Innocent bystanders are such pussies.

  • @blazingswayze5518
    @blazingswayze55184 жыл бұрын

    "service gun" bit is great

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo3 жыл бұрын

    "My dad has a blackbelt!" "Well my dad has a black friend! That's way more dangerous." This totally won't come back in 27 years to end his career

  • @biscotti7165

    @biscotti7165

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup. the low point. kinda sucked the air out of the room.....

  • @zulubeatsprince

    @zulubeatsprince

    3 жыл бұрын

    What.. I'm black and found it hilarious.. just a joke.. but I know most people these days looking for something to be hurt and offended over

  • @screamoneo

    @screamoneo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zulu Beats yes. *i* know it's a joke, but people get offended

  • @hummingbird_saltalamakia

    @hummingbird_saltalamakia

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@screamoneo funny thing about being offended... nothing happens

  • @screamoneo

    @screamoneo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hummingbird_saltalamakia i know. isn't it the best? people get offended by the randomest things and sometimes it ruins somebody's career, other times people get told to get over it

  • @zoomiesx3632
    @zoomiesx36324 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy 👍😎😁😂🤭I'm going to be a invisible stalker that stalks him...I don't exist (waves hands around)

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS4 жыл бұрын

    The funniest stat I saw during check in with an airline was "93% of our flights that leave on time arrive on time." Tells you nothing about how many flights leave on time. And NOT arriving on time if the flight left on time would have to do with what? Airport delays at the other end? Mechanical difficulties? It's a meaningless stat.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions45794 жыл бұрын

    Probably didn't have ANY automatic weapons...

  • @jcs6206

    @jcs6206

    4 жыл бұрын

    It probably never happened... it was a joke/funny story... often, they're completely fictional and meant to entertain.

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yup...semi at best. Typical anti gunner rhetoric.

  • @ollilehtonen6764

    @ollilehtonen6764

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably were automatic, just not full auto.

  • @jonahpatton8879

    @jonahpatton8879

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ollilehtonen6764 yes but the thing is, when you say automatic, 60% of people think of a belt fed machine gun and therefore think that you can just go to a gun store and buy one.

  • @ollilehtonen6764

    @ollilehtonen6764

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jonahpatton8879 Yeah and that's because they are ignorant on the subject matter. There ain't many people outside of gun communities who have any clue of the terminology around guns. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean you can't educate yourself on the matter. Who knows, maybe you won't be so scared of them after learning about them.

  • @miderafael
    @miderafael3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenngraham1812
    @jenngraham18122 жыл бұрын

    He came back as young Ron Howard circa “Happy Days” 😆

  • @Tainted7885
    @Tainted78854 жыл бұрын

    "Automatic weapons"... doubtful.

  • @Willy_Tepes

    @Willy_Tepes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just keep believing that ;)

  • @indoorsandout3022

    @indoorsandout3022

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're not hard to get. You need a permit from the ATF that is $500. If he can afford a bomb shelter, he can afford that permit.

  • @Willy_Tepes

    @Willy_Tepes

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@indoorsandout3022 Not hard to make either.

  • @indoorsandout3022

    @indoorsandout3022

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Willy_Tepes That too. It's harder to make a Flintlock than a gas operated gun. The gas operating a piston requires no special timing but a flintlock requires precision timing so the flint strikes the frizen at a specific time and angle to shoot a strong spark into the flash pan. I have built percussion and matchlock guns. I plan to make a Flintlock after my next metal project is done (a langes messer with honsanmai lamination). Forging the barrel is going to be interesting.The bayonet should be easy though.

  • @Willy_Tepes

    @Willy_Tepes

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@@indoorsandout3022 Making a gun is no worse than making any other type of mechanical device. I made a 1650's wheellock pistol some years ago and am finishing a 16 round 9mm pistol of my own design at the moment (totally from scratch except the barrel and magazine). I made my first gun (9mm derringer) in wood working class when I was 14. Submachine guns are by far the easiest to make after single shot weapons. As long as you keep the correct geometry, a flintlock is a reasonable project for most people.

  • @anthg4563
    @anthg45634 жыл бұрын

    Why do the thumbnail and title say two totally different things

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because they think maybe click bait tile will get more views?

  • @hiruharada2650

    @hiruharada2650

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because lies and propaganda.

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff

    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because neither is long enough to include both.

  • @carlosdelgatito2039
    @carlosdelgatito20392 жыл бұрын

    He didn't park in the wrong parking lot. I just saw a car with the keys on the roof, so I moved it over, put the keys in the visor, and chuckled. I am easily amused.

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats4 жыл бұрын

    That guy's gun joke isn't half bad.

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's pretty good actually. :) Check out the new ones on my channel.

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewjrivers Just sub'd!

  • @nicholasbaldwin8534

    @nicholasbaldwin8534

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's half cocked and ready to fire. 🤣

  • @reverendbart

    @reverendbart

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @nicolesummers4833
    @nicolesummers48332 жыл бұрын

    He's hilarious and probably my favorite now. He's risky and a bit nervous about it. I love it! He goes there anyway and nails it. The stage is always set to match the comedian. Dry Bar is awesome! TEXASS WRITING OUR HISTORY BOOKS IS NOT GOOD!

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt4 жыл бұрын

    So yeah half way through his act I get an ad for children's cancer hospital. One hell of an emotional roller coaster.

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour05224 жыл бұрын

    Hope everyone brought their snow shovel to the comments section....Real people understand what jokes are and how they work...Good stuff Andrew, thanks!

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Truths33ker22 hahah thanks for watching

  • @SadfoxGuyver

    @SadfoxGuyver

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok Andrews mom

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits90774 жыл бұрын

    I clicked because I've noticed that titles are never describing the whole content for full specials videos of this channel.

  • @UnprofessionalProfessor

    @UnprofessionalProfessor

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kind of click-baity, right?

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers4 жыл бұрын

    Corona Quarantine. You know where I'm hiding! :D

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK Жыл бұрын

    Enjoyable set. Thanks man.

  • @onenikkione
    @onenikkione4 жыл бұрын

    def not a gun guy if he thought the other guy had automatic firearms

  • @pandorasbox4238

    @pandorasbox4238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude... anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications. There are instruction guides all over the place and you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them. Anyone who's been around guns much knows that.

  • @TexZenMaster

    @TexZenMaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pandorasbox4238 "anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications" Creating new parts for your gun in a CNC machine isn't exactly a minor modification; It is also highly illegal. "you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them." Then those sites are breaking federal laws. Let me know which ones they are and I'll report them if you won't.

  • @jacob5208

    @jacob5208

    4 жыл бұрын

    OutOfSight OutOfMind No, you really can’t. You have to be an experienced and trained gunsmith to turn a semiautomatic firearm into an automatic firearm.

  • @Treddian

    @Treddian

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jacob5208 It doesn't take a gunsmith to machine parts when you have a print and model. It only takes some machining experience, which isn't too exotic of a skill.

  • @jacob5208

    @jacob5208

    4 жыл бұрын

    Treddian Some machining experience? What exactly do you think needs to be done? You can’t just 3D print an ‘automatic mode’ button and slap it on the firearm

  • @pmpdaddyt1218
    @pmpdaddyt12184 жыл бұрын

    "...I always want girls to shake their Laffy Taffy but they just won't" *DEAD*

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girls call me Jolly Rancher

  • @chrisbaker7858
    @chrisbaker78583 жыл бұрын

    Provo doesn't get enough credit...the best comedy shows hands down, come out of Provo and that's no lie!

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic4 жыл бұрын

    Saw his name and my first thought was, "Where is Steve Hofstetter?"

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHA

  • @terrycole1165
    @terrycole11653 жыл бұрын

    This guy is great! There are so many wonderful comics on Drybar and then there are those who are truly exceptional.

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is a genius! Sorry you’re all triggered by some gun jokes. Love ya anyway. Lol

  • @allover4309

    @allover4309

    4 жыл бұрын

    "triggered" lol a gun pun. Every Seattle stereotypist thinks that their opinion matters the most but in your defense you do take aim at everyone which makes you a straight shooter and funny while taking on loaded topics.

  • @krisschmidt7427

    @krisschmidt7427

    4 жыл бұрын

    legit question, did you just "This guys is a genius" yourself? Lol. Also, hope you stopped through Salt Lake and didn't let Provo shape your view of Utah.

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@signalcraft when spell check doesn't work.........

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you tried to get on Joe Rogan? He likes to have comics on from time to time and I think you two would be a laugh a minute!

  • @Adam.Rushing

    @Adam.Rushing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@signalcraft lol

  • @Redvines69
    @Redvines694 жыл бұрын

    Pete's Dragon in the background :D

  • @billc.4584

    @billc.4584

    4 жыл бұрын

    Redvines69: Take another look. It's a silhouette of a girl feeding a bunny and the opening beneath is a bisected burrow with a couple of baby bunnies. Caught your comment and my OCD took care of the rest. :)

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter403 жыл бұрын

    This guy said Trump was unstable. Lol his only other choice is Biden this time around 😂 AND HE LIVES IN SEATTLE 🤣

  • @8SoManSo6
    @8SoManSo64 жыл бұрын

    It’s not the guns or race, it’s the one armed lady.

  • @creepychris420
    @creepychris4202 жыл бұрын

    this dude was funny af from start to end, every joke was on point. good set

  • @liopoldrrr
    @liopoldrrr4 жыл бұрын

    Great act man!

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder11552 ай бұрын

    These are my two service animals Smith and Wesson! I just stroke them! Calms me down AND everybody I don’t like leaves the room! 😂

  • @redchic
    @redchic3 жыл бұрын

    My neighbor was back up quarterback and I still think it's pretty freaking awesome. Lol

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones4 жыл бұрын

    My dad has a black friend, this dude kills

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @SuperLEOKING1
    @SuperLEOKING14 жыл бұрын

    First Trump supporter I have seen own up to it. Love the honesty.

  • @samanthasowell6350
    @samanthasowell63504 жыл бұрын

    His "Donald Trump" voice sounded more like Bush. Lol

  • @whoopsiedoodle.26
    @whoopsiedoodle.264 жыл бұрын

    This guy is so funny 😂

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    4 жыл бұрын

    ImACupcake Mcgee thank you!!

  • @grizzlygrizzle

    @grizzlygrizzle

    4 жыл бұрын

    His political views are kind of uninformed and cringey, but he seems to have an open mind to see some good in others who have different perspectives, and that counts for a lot.

  • @landodo1421

    @landodo1421

    4 жыл бұрын

    grizzlygrizzle well said

  • @thedizzyparker
    @thedizzyparker4 жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad he did the service dog bit. Calling out people that people that think they’re untouchable. Thank goodness

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort2 жыл бұрын

    LoL so many times, this guy is hilarious! I hope you guys call him back to Dry Bar. And I think he got a swapable cute face...at least for casual dates. 😄👍

  • @thehighpriestess978
    @thehighpriestess9782 жыл бұрын

    I live in Ireland, and very familiar with Ryanair, sadly. So yes, its true.

  • @marshwetland3808
    @marshwetland38082 жыл бұрын

    Really enjoyed your comedy, Andrew. Original. I hope you'll come to Canada some day.

  • @theykilledjoel1496
    @theykilledjoel14964 жыл бұрын

    I just pull it out and everyone I don't like leaves the room it's really affective

  • @theykilledjoel1496

    @theykilledjoel1496

    4 жыл бұрын

    @New Kid it's a reference from the video

  • @Paul-du3qq
    @Paul-du3qq3 жыл бұрын

    I know why his audience wasn't worried about his dad owning a gun, and being absent minded. It's because they're not walking trough his front door hoping he remembers who they are.

  • @mariaavdelas534
    @mariaavdelas5344 жыл бұрын

    I swim in circles😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelmercer3956
    @samuelmercer39563 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Texas and that was funny!

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie4 жыл бұрын

    "I think of *"A Goofy Movie*" when I look at this guy ^^

  • @bravofighter

    @bravofighter

    4 жыл бұрын

    FeelinErie 😆

  • @stacylarge5636

    @stacylarge5636

    4 жыл бұрын

    A-L-L-L-L-L. A-L-O-N-E .. LOVE THAT ONE and I see what you see lol 🚙

  • @jeffforbess6802

    @jeffforbess6802

    4 жыл бұрын

    Silver spoons...guess my age!

  • @tty7273

    @tty7273

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the jacket

  • @andrewjrivers

    @andrewjrivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    :)))

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