Guidance Counseling | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim

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Billy counsels Hank and Dean as they map out their ideal career paths.
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  • @RealityCheckNews
    @RealityCheckNews11 жыл бұрын

    I think its actually really sweet how Billy takes the time to discuss Hanks delusional ideas instead of just telling him to get real.

  • @benjaminkasson2587

    @benjaminkasson2587

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's a better friend and fan than Rusty deserves, just like most of the people in his life.

  • @calmgoodfire4662

    @calmgoodfire4662

    4 жыл бұрын

    Benjamin Kasson well let’s be honest if your dad dragged your through hell im not sure you would see the world as nicely

  • @evansageser6943

    @evansageser6943

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, the drifter bit mostly seems like it stems from his instinct to argue trivia minutia about the "drifter characters". And to be fair in a world where super scientists are a thing, "Chimp Eden Operator" isn't an absolutely impossible career choice, even if it still requires schooling.

  • @Tothro

    @Tothro

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it'd be real funny if that's how you handle teens in real life.

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas

    @KingOfElectricNinjas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thing is that Billy is A: a gigantic super nerd and 2: lives in the same super-science world as he does, and is actually able to have a meaingful conversation about those kind of things.

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas
    @KingOfElectricNinjas3 жыл бұрын

    This scene takes on a whole new meaning when Billy trying to get it through to Rusty that the boys are pathetically unprepared for real life and have no applicable skills is something he knows all too well, given his whole arc and backstory- being a boy genius who hit a brick wall when sent undercover to college and ends up a skilled surgeon with no credentials who lives in a trailer with an albino who kidnapped him.

  • @rickrogan2355

    @rickrogan2355

    3 жыл бұрын

    Weirdly enough, while he has no credentials, Billy is a SCARY good surgeon.

  • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire

    @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rickrogan2355 Well, technically he has credentials after the Monstroso thing.

  • @user-fp3yc9hm6m

    @user-fp3yc9hm6m

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rickrogan2355 Especially scary when you think about who did he practiced on.

  • @rejectrealism

    @rejectrealism

    Жыл бұрын

    The show sounds so weird when you put it in a comment like that

  • @folgerkelley2715

    @folgerkelley2715

    Жыл бұрын

    Said albino who DID go to college legitimately, is a former TV host and DJ, but now plays video games all day, genuinely thinks mixing mouthwash into cookie dough is a good idea (NyQuil chicken king) and next to Doc’s woefully neglected and ignorant children might be the stupidest character on the show

  • @Probablyabox
    @Probablyabox6 жыл бұрын

    I like how Hank's able to differentiate the batmen ages but doesn't understand the value of Marvel #1

  • @battlesheep2552

    @battlesheep2552

    5 жыл бұрын

    From that and his Aquaman PJs, Hank is clearly a DC guy. Heck, this clip shows he didn’t know Bruce Banner had a PhD

  • @koichidignitythief7429

    @koichidignitythief7429

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's more of a DC guy

  • @irvingramirez2335

    @irvingramirez2335

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right!?

  • @lordkrayt1405

    @lordkrayt1405

    5 жыл бұрын

    So dose that mean dean is a marvel guy

  • @julealero7689

    @julealero7689

    4 жыл бұрын

    spider man pffft. Isn’t it obvious?

  • @MidniteBliss
    @MidniteBliss5 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love how Hank and Dean independently put Secutor and Retiarius on their dream job lists...

  • @kida4313

    @kida4313

    5 жыл бұрын

    they didnt

  • @jacobgraemoor5778

    @jacobgraemoor5778

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kida4313 yeah they did, Hank put the first one and Dean put the other. And then Dean crossed it off when Hank called him a gaylord.

  • @jacobgraemoor5778

    @jacobgraemoor5778

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kida4313 you even saw him flip the pencil around to erase it right after.

  • @kida4313

    @kida4313

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jacobgraemoor5778 Every time Dean's paper is shown it says boy detective/reporter, marine biologist and husband. He crosses something out, true, but he's writing all the time while Hank and Billy are talking, there's zero evidence he wrote secutor.... Or you might be right, this is a bit trivial to fight over on the internet. Sorry for having brought it up in the first place.

  • @goodolnonamee

    @goodolnonamee

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kida4313 He wrote Retiarus not secutor

  • @guccifer764
    @guccifer7643 жыл бұрын

    Hank, hate to break it to you, but Batman had at least 17 years of international training, a lot of which included going to multiple colleges and earning PhDs.

  • @MasterArchfiend

    @MasterArchfiend

    Жыл бұрын

    And the degrees are arguably the easy part of what he did to become Batman.

  • @ntinosaggelopoulos6718

    @ntinosaggelopoulos6718

    Жыл бұрын

    And to training across the Europe

  • @Sewblon

    @Sewblon

    11 ай бұрын

    I know that Bruce audited lots of classes at prestigious universities. But when did he earn a PHD? Why does no one ever call Bruce Wayne "Doctor Wayne"?

  • @nicholasfarrell5981

    @nicholasfarrell5981

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@Sewblonbecause he's not a doctor. I suspect that Bruce Wayne's degree is related to finance (or an MBA), and then he just did like Sherlock Holmes and took a bunch of random classes for whatever he thought would be relevant.

  • @Slappybag46
    @Slappybag464 жыл бұрын

    Wow. "Around the world more times than Gaetan Dugas". Gaetan Dugas was a flight attendant who was for along time considered to be "AIDS patient 0" and a leading contributor to the initial outbreak in the U.S. during the AIDS crisis in the eighties. The references man

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god, I just realized, the way Rusty interacts with dean in this scene almost perfectly matches Rustys flashback to his own father, when Killinger showed him his fears.

  • @t.c.thompson2359

    @t.c.thompson2359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Uh. How? That was about Rusty being traumatized from seeing his father's penis not Jonas forcing Rusty into a career he doesn't want.

  • @Eisenwulf666

    @Eisenwulf666

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@t.c.thompson2359 yeah but there is a similar dynamic of power : the lack of empathy or interest in the boy's opinion, the hand on the head, the patronising

  • @skyrogue1977

    @skyrogue1977

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Eisenwulf666 he is very much his father’s son, who n regards to the negative aspects.

  • @jamesmattila-hine1133

    @jamesmattila-hine1133

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's quite common that many people will imitate the parenting of their parents

  • @TheOtogi
    @TheOtogi12 жыл бұрын

    Dean's Dream Jobs 1) Boy Reporter 2) Boy Detective 3) Marine Biologist 4) Husband 5) SUPER SCIENTIST

  • @Slixer

    @Slixer

    6 жыл бұрын

    I always found it strange he didn't consider that Super Scientist is a very broad field and he's displayed a pretty decent knack when it comes to robotics, maybe he could've been a super Scientist of robots!

  • @NC-ij9rb

    @NC-ij9rb

    6 жыл бұрын

    yup I saw that husband one. I guess that could come true if he and Triana end up.

  • @leonardgrigoras6667

    @leonardgrigoras6667

    5 жыл бұрын

    TheOtogi

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aww. ^^

  • @Mikito456

    @Mikito456

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Ann Nifödova "Dugong! A Dugong. Douglass Ong. Dr. Dugong!"

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix11 жыл бұрын

    Oddly enough Hank is the only (living) venture that seems to enjoy the life of costumed super-heroism and villainy. SPHINX or the OSI would be perfect for him, he was even a decent wonder boy while that lasted.

  • @ihavenoclevername8300

    @ihavenoclevername8300

    4 жыл бұрын

    He just needs to bulk himself up a bit his hits against 21 did nothing when he was wonder boy but he did do a stair kick to him and used a trap against the monarch then smoke bombed 21 and escaped via grappling hook

  • @wolfmantheimpaler

    @wolfmantheimpaler

    3 жыл бұрын

    If 21 can bulk up and be a badass who held his own against Brock Samson, so could Hank especially if Brock took the time to teach the kid like how Hunter trained him

  • @Phantom19913

    @Phantom19913

    2 жыл бұрын

    He would be good fit for the OSI but only one problem he annoys Hunter Gathers

  • @ImmaLittlePip

    @ImmaLittlePip

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did rescue his father and killed a bunch of science rejects

  • @juliandavidhoffer2022

    @juliandavidhoffer2022

    2 жыл бұрын

    A lot of people say this but Hank doesn’t have the maturity for it.

  • @BloodyBart888
    @BloodyBart8884 жыл бұрын

    Dean's 3rd choice of carreer is marine biologist. latest season he's sleeping with Sirena, who is the daughter of Wide Whale who is the brother of dr Dugong. She also has gills. So i guess you can say he's getting to know marine biology on a more practical level

  • @warmpi

    @warmpi

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're thinking of Hank. Hank dated Serena, not Dean.

  • @elementxxxi9287

    @elementxxxi9287

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@warmpi um, the guy said sleeping with, not dating. Hank was dating Serena, Dean was sleeping with her

  • @ShrougerNite
    @ShrougerNite11 жыл бұрын

    Actually, Hank seems to have a surprising aptitude for OSI-style espionage, given his various speeches (I believe one of them caused Hatred to remark that he had guts far outside anything Rusty had to show) and his stint as a private eye. In fact, when he tries to join Sphinx, he puts the same sort of boy-adventurer experiences that traumatized his father and terrify his brother to shockingly competent use.

  • @3oct1111

    @3oct1111

    6 жыл бұрын

    ShrougerNite Guts was the season 3 final before he he was bodyguard

  • @juliandavidhoffer2022

    @juliandavidhoffer2022

    4 жыл бұрын

    If he was going into the OSI we would’ve already seen the roots of that. Brock doesn’t want that for him and the boy is accident prone. It’s not gonna happen.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Broly The Sarcastic Savage Yes, but Hank is quite good at pretending to be someone else, a good skill for a spy to have.

  • @skullman-us7wn

    @skullman-us7wn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention he somehow has the sheer willpower to stay concious and for the most part coherent when concussed when he was being carried by scare bear.

  • @jmd1743

    @jmd1743

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hank's grandfather may have been an asshole but his son basically squandered things. Now what could had been amazing is the Orchard Street wolf pack all grown up.

  • @darkursrike3161
    @darkursrike31612 жыл бұрын

    Billy is actually really good at this, I would've love to have that kind of talk

  • @eurythmica8467
    @eurythmica84677 жыл бұрын

    I love how Hank says Batman. "Behtmyen."

  • @KingUnKaged
    @KingUnKaged4 жыл бұрын

    "Those kids have been around the globe more times than *Gaëtan Dugas*" "But the stuff those beds have been teaching them is more dated than *Funk & Wagnalls*" Slow down Venture Bros.!! I cant google stuff that fast!

  • @johnnydeath3811

    @johnnydeath3811

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude his voice makes it sound like fucken I thought he was saying fucken wagonwheels or something

  • @jemiebridges3197

    @jemiebridges3197

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whoa! The irony of internet searching Funk & Wagnalls. This was basically the "internet" before home PCs were networked. Only problem is they were like a $1000 in back then money. Most people had to take a trip to the library to use them. I just now realized how previledge I am to have had a full set.

  • @B.B.Digital_Forest

    @B.B.Digital_Forest

    3 жыл бұрын

    But I still love them for referencing them.

  • @Alterego912
    @Alterego91211 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't call Brock a "bloodthirsty murderer" per say, more like a "killing machine". You see, a bloodthirsty murderer compulsively looks for people to kill, for Brock, he mainly does that when on the job.

  • @leonardorestrepo5196
    @leonardorestrepo519611 ай бұрын

    Its actually kind of wild how genuinely "great" the characters are. Like, Billy is patient, kind, and pretty honest with Hank and Dean through what can GENEROUSLY be described as a massive favor to Rusty. Its just kind of warm

  • @adrianaslund8605

    @adrianaslund8605

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah. What separates this from many other adult cartoons with cruel humour is that the characters are actually pretty endearing and likeable.

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano80723 жыл бұрын

    2:34 He’s saying Funk and Wagnel, but the infant in me keeps hearing “Fucking Wagnel” as if to emphasize how dated the Learning Bed Curriculum was.

  • @hoseadavit3422
    @hoseadavit34225 жыл бұрын

    Dean's dream jobs 1. Boy Reporter 2. Boy Detective 3. Marine Biologist 4.???

  • @carlawatches8361

    @carlawatches8361

    5 жыл бұрын

    number 4 was husband, i think. number 5 was reitarius before it got erased

  • @namekman01

    @namekman01

    5 жыл бұрын

    thanks, couldnt tell what 3 said, couldnt pause on it right. i thought it was marine boy, and i was thinking like a cabana boy on a cruise ship. and 4 was husband

  • @UndeadPasta

    @UndeadPasta

    5 жыл бұрын

    A Marine Biologist...... oorah

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer

    @CreamTheEverythingFixer

    5 жыл бұрын

    For Number 3 he could've got an internship with Dr Dugong!

  • @ntinosaggelopoulos6718

    @ntinosaggelopoulos6718

    Жыл бұрын

    4 i guess is living a normal life

  • @colincampbell3199
    @colincampbell31995 жыл бұрын

    Well, Hank does sort of become a drifter as of the last season, a la Dark Man.

  • @nubreed13

    @nubreed13

    4 жыл бұрын

    He also shows some knack for business. If he had a handle on his ADHD he would probably do fine. He just has to get away from rusty which he did in the end

  • @Alterego912
    @Alterego91212 жыл бұрын

    thanks... I would also like to add that the main reason JJ is such a success... in addition to being the one to inherit Jonas's brain... is probably because he never had to be subjected to EVERYTHING that Rusty did... from the kidnappings, to the harassment from the rest of Team Venture... to seeing "where he came from" while trying to enjoy a bowl of cereal. what did you think of the "gas station bathroom" line?

  • @MarcusPearl
    @MarcusPearl5 жыл бұрын

    1:49 Rusty acting like his Dad

  • @Kickasss119
    @Kickasss11912 жыл бұрын

    If you think about it, Rusty torments his kids in sort of the same way his father tormented him.

  • @RudyBlackman

    @RudyBlackman

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kickasss119 go with what you know I guess

  • @wolfmantheimpaler
    @wolfmantheimpaler Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, if Brock, Sgt. Hatred, or even someone like Shoreleave took time to actually train Hank like how Hunter trained Brock, he'd probably be a terrifyingly good OSI agent

  • @Sewblon

    @Sewblon

    11 ай бұрын

    Why is there an "even someone like" in that sentence? Its not like Shoreleave is objectively less competent than Hatred.

  • @ShotRage
    @ShotRage11 жыл бұрын

    if i remember correctly he passed the initiation test in sphinx in one episode but they found a way to refuse him due to his age.

  • @darthlazurus4382

    @darthlazurus4382

    7 жыл бұрын

    ShotRage They never wanted him in the first place, each test was one he was meant to fail. When he aced them all, Hunter claimed he had to be a High School graduate. When Brock went to commiserate Hank, Hank hit his bed which printed off his Diploma as the machine had been jammed. Brock then claimed Sphinx only took people over 18.

  • @battlesheep2552

    @battlesheep2552

    5 жыл бұрын

    Darth Lazurus isn’t Hank legally at least 19, and only physically younger because of the cloning?

  • @spyrofan9681

    @spyrofan9681

    5 жыл бұрын

    That always surprised me about Hunter, guy seems like the type that would jump at the chance to hire hank as a junior g man. He probably only refused cause the kids impetuous nature is a little too scrappy doo for him

  • @salsamancer

    @salsamancer

    5 жыл бұрын

    That was actually this same episode. Hank"runs away" to his shed to try to join Sphinx (Sphinx!)

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas

    @KingOfElectricNinjas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thing is that SPHINX wasn't actually an official organisation, basically just ex-OSI renegades using the gear of an old supervillain group as a black ops squad. Hunter's in charge purely because the members obey him, and can and does make up the rules as he goes.

  • @Alterego912
    @Alterego91212 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing, except for the fact that not only did Jonas endanger Rusty by sheltering him (kind of a strange paradox), but he also Tormented Rusty by handing him everything in life... like a high school diploma and college... and when Jonas died, so did Rusty's only lifeline. With that in mind, Rusty is actually making things worse for Hank and Dean because he can't hand the boys keys to the world... heck, he can't even hand them Keys to a gas station bathroom.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yikes. :(

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas

    @KingOfElectricNinjas

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a really clear case of a cycle of abuse; Jonas both neglected and sheltered Rusty, exposing him to constant adventure weirdness and danger but no actual normal activities or opportunities to develop basic life skills, leaving him dependent and stunted... and Rusty did the same thing to his kids, because it's all he knows.

  • @Darkstar1484

    @Darkstar1484

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KingOfElectricNinjas Not fully, he seems to be at least somewhat aware. He's at least a bit more concerned about how they make it through some of it. He doesn't neglect or discount their feelings the way that Jonas did his. He is a better father, a low bar admittedly but he is at least somewhat a better father. The preparation for the outside world is an issue but I'm honestly not sure anyone in that kind of world would function well outside of it

  • @SSHHAAWWFISH

    @SSHHAAWWFISH

    3 жыл бұрын

    But Hank and Dean turned out better than Rusty, I think it's because they have each other (a same age companion) and Brock (a more mental healthy grown up than their father). I don't remember Jonas gave Rusty "key to the world." Like Rusty, he used Learning bed to teach Rusty knowledge and then threw him into college. I remember Jonas being his own son's counselor and when Rusty questioned his way he told him he was ungrateful. Rusty doesn't do much better being a dad, but he at least gave Hank a chance doing what he want, and can have Dean think he's a better father than Jonas.

  • @bluespidergaming7719

    @bluespidergaming7719

    Жыл бұрын

    well we do see what jonas did to rusty vs junior junior didnt have to deal with jonas and crews constant abuse i would say rusty would turn out well if they werent such mad lunatics compare that to brock who cares for the boys but doesnt try to involve them in everything vs say action man who was a physcho

  • @d3athcannonlv323
    @d3athcannonlv3234 жыл бұрын

    The Hulks origin story happens when he is at work

  • @killertrip10
    @killertrip105 жыл бұрын

    "Okay **clears throat** number 1: Drifter" /:-) "Okay, that's not really a career, it's the opposite, of a career"

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom11 жыл бұрын

    Dean... uh... I wouldn't call him smart. Y'know what those two would be good at? Writing. Hank handles the dialogue, and Dean edits it. If they find an artist that's good at inking, think of all the crazy shit they'd come up with together! ... So long as someone's around to prevent Hank from inserting Batman into every plot, you've got comic gold! Inevitably there'd be a crossover between Mecha Sheva and Axe Cop B-/

  • @momon969

    @momon969

    5 жыл бұрын

    Back then, I always thought Hank and Dean would restore Venture Industries to its former glory. Dean would apply his scientific mind, and Hank would be the charismatic face of the company, and in charge of marketing.

  • @juliandavidhoffer2022

    @juliandavidhoffer2022

    4 жыл бұрын

    Momon this is at least more likely than Hank becoming part of the OSI.

  • @matthewriley7826

    @matthewriley7826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sadly it looks like both Hank and Dean are not going to be working together anytime soon.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewriley7826 :(

  • @douglasbabb1725

    @douglasbabb1725

    Жыл бұрын

    @@momon969 And then there's also the idea that Hank would snap under the pressure and become a supervillain who would arch Hank. Considering supervilliany in this setting is more like "LARP for millionaires", it's not a bad outcome.

  • @Blakefe
    @Blakefe3 жыл бұрын

    Rusty may have taken them around the world. But they were either forced to stay in the X1 or left unsupervised.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim4 жыл бұрын

    "Chimp Eden" is actually relatively realistic. He could run a primate reserve. I mean, he'd still need the capital to build the damn thing, and require loads of donations, so he'd be working his ass off to keep the place afloat, hiring vets and handlers, running marketing campaigns to raise awareness, asking for grants from the government But at least that job actually involves someone being paid money at some point in time Also, an executor would be a lawyer

  • @toomanyaccounts

    @toomanyaccounts

    2 жыл бұрын

    you have to deal with PETA. if you don't pay their extortion they will use every legal and illegal mean to shut you down and then put to death the chimps. executor is someone who carries out what is in a legally binding will. a specific type of lawyer

  • @RickJaeger

    @RickJaeger

    2 жыл бұрын

    His list says "Secutor", which is, in fact, a role of gladiator.

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho Жыл бұрын

    Dean’s 4th choice is “husband”, pretty much confirming the Master was right when Triana visited him in Season 3

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X5 жыл бұрын

    Hank can still own the chimp eden without all those years of schooling, he'll just need someone who has to run it

  • @RAFMnBgaming

    @RAFMnBgaming

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hell, they kinda had one on the compound anyway at that point.

  • @blackdemonknight

    @blackdemonknight

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RAFMnBgaming Yep the new improved Hankco which I am guessing along with the rest of the compound burned down.

  • @Afrimusican

    @Afrimusican

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dermit can run it

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blackdemonknight The inside of the hangar is all burnt out, but the walls and ceiling are still somewhat intact.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Afrimusican Dermott is a Private in the OSI now. He doesn't have time for chimps.

  • @TheFarmerboyproducti
    @TheFarmerboyproducti4 жыл бұрын

    He is right tho. Those are 2 completely different Batmen.

  • @robbiepatrick9575
    @robbiepatrick95756 жыл бұрын

    golden age batman and post crisis batman? why not flashpoint batman? that guy used guns and owned his own casino! whats not to love?

  • @Brobert1996

    @Brobert1996

    5 жыл бұрын

    this is before flashpoint and during it and after it cause time travel.

  • @taylorr2346

    @taylorr2346

    5 жыл бұрын

    Flashpoint Batman is also Bruce’s dad a.k.a. A Doctor

  • @anubis7457

    @anubis7457

    4 жыл бұрын

    not the real batman duh

  • @Uay778

    @Uay778

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t his wife go crazy and become the joker?

  • @SuperWolsey

    @SuperWolsey

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hank only knows of the better times of Batman, not the last decade of crap

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion3 жыл бұрын

    I love his shot at guidance councilors giving career advice.

  • @Strange_Loner
    @Strange_Loner5 жыл бұрын

    Hank should be ashamed, even Brock passed high school and has some college. The only reason he didn't complete it was because he accidentally killed a player.

  • @Coconutszz

    @Coconutszz

    5 жыл бұрын

    but he did pass highschool. the paper got jammed in the bed. I just _needed_ to correct this

  • @virgilio6349

    @virgilio6349

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Broly The Sarcastic Savage >Low level >Retail When will this meme die? Retail is NOT low level, in fact retail is one of the easiest ways to earn 30+k consistently and the fastest from the start, hell 50k is the standard when having experience. From soldering to truck driving, eletricians, mechanics, all very profitable jobs. College is only for STEM if you want to have a profitable income later on, everything else is a waste of time/money.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@virgilio6349 Learning a trade is the best bet for getting and keeping a good job, far better than college.

  • @virgilio6349

    @virgilio6349

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@napoleonsolo5929 Exactly, college is for high end spec jobs that do require more technical learning. But many trade jobs are very profitable if one knows what they are doing.

  • @johnpellegrinoconnors3843

    @johnpellegrinoconnors3843

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Coconutszz Which is why Billy says "IF i'm reading this right." Which he is in fact, not. Though given that it seems to be some kind of brain-wave monitoring graph I'm not really sure how he's supposed to be getting even that much out of it.

  • @Spiegelgeist
    @Spiegelgeist5 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, I never noticed that Gaëtan Dugas joke before, lol. Damn thats a deep cut.

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades39982 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god Dean wants to be a marine biologist He's gonna be Dugong's apprentice that would be so cool

  • @brokensoul8390

    @brokensoul8390

    Жыл бұрын

    He and Dugong would actually really hit if off!

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM4 жыл бұрын

    3) OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

  • @hannahfiddler7990
    @hannahfiddler799011 жыл бұрын

    I don't mean to butt into you conversation but i was thinking how in a sort of strange way Brock has become the only rational parental outlet for Hank and Dean. Through out all of the show Brock seems to be the only one capable of making sensible decisions toward the boys' well being and able to talk to them about how they are feeling without completely talking down to them and what does that really say about this family? when a blood thirsty murderer is the voice of reason.

  • @Darkstar1484

    @Darkstar1484

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brock isn't a psycho. and he also didn't have the handicap of Jonas venture as a father

  • @Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o
    @Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o3 жыл бұрын

    If hank thought about it, super scientist is so broad that he could probably become all the hero’s on his list

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius3 жыл бұрын

    It just occurred to me that, given his referring to the character's status as a drifter, Hank was probably referring to the TV incarnation of The Hulk. This means Billy erroneously referred to the character as Dr. Bruce Banner; in the TV series his name was David.

  • @okubothecat

    @okubothecat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Billy calls him Dr. David Bruce Banner, which was his name in the show

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 Жыл бұрын

    1:05 Hey Billy, Joe Exotic owned his own zoo and he didn't need no vet school nor Bachelor's

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, and look what happened to him.

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere8 ай бұрын

    I think it's alittle sweet that boys chose favorite gladiators which historically fought one another.

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji64843 жыл бұрын

    Hank was good at running Hank Co.

  • @Batben01
    @Batben01 Жыл бұрын

    1:49 Well at least Dean's aspirations are more realistic. Then again that be like saying that Bigfoot is more likely to exist than the tooth fairy.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    Joke's on you, BigFoot exists in this show.

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware19715 ай бұрын

    "Drifter" "Thats not really a career, hank.."

  • @t.c.thompson2359
    @t.c.thompson23594 жыл бұрын

    Someone really needs to sit Hank down and tell him some harsh truths.

  • @remerix4239
    @remerix42395 жыл бұрын

    @1:50 Anyone else notice that dean has Marine Biologist and Husband down? did they plan that far ahead with the story?

  • @hopecat7466

    @hopecat7466

    5 жыл бұрын

    Looks like Dean needs to lift some weights and get a Stand. He's in running Competition with Jotaro Kujo.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    No. No they didn't.

  • @Uay778
    @Uay7784 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised veterinarian wasn’t on dean’s list He clearly LOVES animals Like from buying a literal giraffe to just petting a cat in the background of a scene

  • @nubreed13

    @nubreed13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hank bought the giraffe for dean....

  • @SuperWolsey

    @SuperWolsey

    2 жыл бұрын

    *in my Kreiger voice* Aw, Mr. Reachmore....

  • @clownworld4655
    @clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын

    Ironically most college students irl are horribly underprepared and out of touch with the real world

  • @Dear1Stupit1Dog
    @Dear1Stupit1Dog2 жыл бұрын

    Notice how Dean has a better handwriting then Rusty

  • @Kickasss119
    @Kickasss11912 жыл бұрын

    wow that was... eloquent and well thought out. I like your thinking

  • @ObiTrev
    @ObiTrev4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone watching this after Season 7... IT TOTALLY HAPPENED!

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully Hank grabbed some $$ from Rusty before taking off. Brock will talk him into coming back anyway.

  • @xHaloxReviewerx117x
    @xHaloxReviewerx117x5 жыл бұрын

    I love that Batman reference Hank made

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming5 жыл бұрын

    Funnily enough he did go on to be a drifter.

  • @blackdemonknight

    @blackdemonknight

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually at the end of the last season he became a drifter and Batman

  • @DepravedMorgath

    @DepravedMorgath

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@blackdemonknight Which if you really think about it, Was what Bruce Wayne did before he became Batman, "Drifting" across the world.

  • @nerrawina
    @nerrawina12 жыл бұрын

    Dean has amazing handwriting.

  • @leeroyjenkins7325
    @leeroyjenkins73255 жыл бұрын

    00:00 "Marine Biologist"

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan44383 жыл бұрын

    Anybody notice Hank and Dean pajamas Hank is DC Dean is Marvel

  • @oceanblueheart1472
    @oceanblueheart14724 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure there it is a Crime to Not Properly Send Your Kids to School.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    He(or Jonas) probably had some kind of home schooling arrangement with the local gov't.

  • @bluescluessuperagent

    @bluescluessuperagent

    3 жыл бұрын

    pretty sure it's a crime to keep cloning your "sons" and implanting memories into their heads

  • @JSchroederee
    @JSchroederee4 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone here actually meet with a guidance counselor? I definitely never received any college or career counseling.

  • @E-0921

    @E-0921

    4 жыл бұрын

    We had career day at my school. And then after that we each met with a guidance counselor we were assigned to. And of course we had a sheet with a list of jobs/careers that peaked our interests. Looking back now, I'm thoroughly disappointed with my self lol.

  • @kevindynes4215

    @kevindynes4215

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope, our "guidance counselor" was just put in our school to narc on us to the principal. Three kids got expelled on the same day and everyone else just quit going to her office. She got paid for at least two years to sit in her office and read magazines after that.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    Twice in Jr High and a few times in High School.

  • @Uay778
    @Uay7783 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised dean didn’t put down anything veterinary, the boy loves animals. Dogs, cats and of course giraffes

  • @Kickasss119
    @Kickasss11912 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was quite apt; it was sad seeing Rusty trying to get Dean into State on legacy, and the dean telling him that the only reason they saw him was because they thought he was JJ. And he describes their situation perfectly when he's fake kidnapped, saying that Hank is a cursed Venture, just like him..

  • @nubreed13

    @nubreed13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doesnt help that rusty is so lazy. He didnt even bother to fill out the college application. All he does is ride on other people's success such as his dads compound and his brothers tech company.

  • @SSHHAAWWFISH

    @SSHHAAWWFISH

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nubreed13 He is lazy, but he legally inherited their legacy. I don't think it's the same as his other lazy deeds.

  • @patriousthefallenknight3185
    @patriousthefallenknight31854 жыл бұрын

    0:33 and 0:34 billies eye brows go from red to black

  • @18wolfspirit
    @18wolfspirit4 жыл бұрын

    1:38 Says you.

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise6 жыл бұрын

    musta missed this part of the episode, 'cuz holy hornbeams, that Gaëtan Dugas metaphor is fucking genius.. and also, kinda heartless, but hey, genius and heartless are a common PBJ on this show~

  • @hopecat7466

    @hopecat7466

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Lead me into everlasting darkness!*

  • @STULF20X6

    @STULF20X6

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@hopecat7466 KEYBLADE

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal5 ай бұрын

    I feel like Billy of most in the show would actually know the difference and appreciate it.

  • @UsefulLeaf
    @UsefulLeaf5 жыл бұрын

    What season and episode is this

  • @onekingdom1955
    @onekingdom19555 жыл бұрын

    Accurate and relatable

  • @SM-ok3sz
    @SM-ok3sz Жыл бұрын

    0:23 Billy’s hand makes a clack sound when it hits the table. The attention to detail in this show is insane.

  • @riller928
    @riller9285 жыл бұрын

    Billy’s eyebrows keep changing color

  • @ChaosSepher
    @ChaosSepher11 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how people will evaluate Hanks skills now as of Venture Libre.

  • @lemon93

    @lemon93

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's baiscly confirmed he has undiagnosed add

  • @Hriskataaa
    @Hriskataaa Жыл бұрын

    4) Husband-> no college can prepare you for that one....

  • @Kamn_exe
    @Kamn_exe3 жыл бұрын

    Funny cause the series ends with Hank as a drifter Batman

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier3 жыл бұрын

    The retiarius were actually pretty cool and under appreciated.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but Hank was right in that they were considered to be very effeminate and were looked down upon, although they did have their fans. Everybody likes an underdog.

  • @ianrastoski3346
    @ianrastoski33464 ай бұрын

    i love the Seinfeld reference in Dean's Dream Job list

  • @thomasd4738
    @thomasd473810 ай бұрын

    CHIMP EDEN! Come find me in 30 years, and I promie I will still be laughing about that one

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, maybe in season 8 Hank will become a drifter.

  • @napoleonsolo5929

    @napoleonsolo5929

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch the season 7 finale again.

  • @GibbyCat

    @GibbyCat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@napoleonsolo5929 Right. He became Batman.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    :(

  • @bloodmooncomics2249
    @bloodmooncomics224911 ай бұрын

    The whole 'What college do you think will take transcripts from a talking bed'. I mean Rusty was able to go to college so Rusty did know that at least some colleges would take it.

  • @jubjub444
    @jubjub4443 жыл бұрын

    And Hank became Batman.

  • @wwemusicfanC
    @wwemusicfanC3 жыл бұрын

    Its weird that every character has had massive character development while hank has kind of remained the same immature lunkhead he's always been.

  • @lairaklock8475

    @lairaklock8475

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hank is the only one content with his life, finding happiness wherever he goes. Everyone else is experiencing some version of an identity crisis, thus driving their development.

  • @CrudelyDone
    @CrudelyDone8 жыл бұрын

    I swear Billy said 'fuckin' and they didn't censor it.

  • @starwarsnerd100

    @starwarsnerd100

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ian Birnbaum No, he said "Funk and Wagnell". Apparently it's a reference book.

  • @hoorayimhelping3978

    @hoorayimhelping3978

    6 жыл бұрын

    funk and wagnell published an encyclopedia in the middle of the century

  • @suchiuomizu

    @suchiuomizu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Middle of the century? As a kid we had a set of Funk and Wagnell encyclopedias, I did not look much or at all at them but I did not think they were that old.

  • @Firguy

    @Firguy

    5 жыл бұрын

    My middle school had a copy of Funk and Wagnells Hammond World Atlas and it had some of the most fucked up pictures inside of it. It not only had maps and data but it also had nudity and pictures of people with these incredibly disgusting diseases like this baby bleeding from the mouth because of a hemorrhage or something. Good times.

  • @luliu4572
    @luliu4572 Жыл бұрын

    Well, D̶e̶a̶n̶ Hank could be a gladiator, or at least a modern day version of one. All a gladiator was was a warrior who fought to entertain the masses. He could be an MMA Fighter. Or if he wanted to fight with weapons, he could do M-1 Medieval fighting where they put you in armor and you fight with real weapons.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean Hank?

  • @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories
    @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories3 жыл бұрын

    So Hank wants to either be the Batman who beat up Asians while calling them Chinamen, or... a more fleshed out Batman.

  • @leblanc3536

    @leblanc3536

    3 жыл бұрын

    You say that like either is a bad choice

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    So either happy Batman beating up criminals or sad Batman beating up criminals.

  • @hannahfiddler7990
    @hannahfiddler799011 жыл бұрын

    good point and you're right but i was just trying to get across how strange a situation it was. The last thing i want is to offend Brock Samson.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath927510 ай бұрын

    Wouldn't Hank already know to be Batman, you _still_ have to go to college. I remember in one of the issues, part of his backstory is that he goes around to the best colleges to get the specific class he wants, and then drops out to go to the next college for the next class he wants

  • @danielsalinas2875
    @danielsalinas28759 жыл бұрын

    2:30 lol

  • @Spiegelgeist

    @Spiegelgeist

    5 жыл бұрын

    Glad someone else got that joke.

  • @jare3459
    @jare34595 жыл бұрын

    Idk witch batman I like more Witch one is one who has keep pull Superman back from edge of being super villian

  • @rhysbailey6827

    @rhysbailey6827

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think that's post-crisis, New 52 and Rebirth

  • @JohnnyTightlips2007

    @JohnnyTightlips2007

    5 жыл бұрын

    You mean Which? This "Witch" is the one with the broom and magic.

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund860510 ай бұрын

    Billy is a good character.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO10 ай бұрын

    Hank talking smack about Retiarius..while Secutors fight with sword and heavy armor while the retiarius has lighter armor (doesn't get tired), a trident (better reach) AND you try fighting out of a net!

  • @danielparker8343
    @danielparker83435 жыл бұрын

    Byet man

  • @Alvaro89Rus
    @Alvaro89Rus3 жыл бұрын

    So you team Secutor or team Retiarius?

  • @Kikilang60
    @Kikilang605 жыл бұрын

    Hank is wearing a Aqua man T-shirt. Aqua man, the lamest super hero. When did he switch to Bantman?

  • @blackdemonknight

    @blackdemonknight

    5 жыл бұрын

    Those are his PJ's, he always wore them to bed.

  • @s.murphy1030

    @s.murphy1030

    4 жыл бұрын

    He once died, jumped off roof, in his Batman costume. Also he wore that costume several times. He just sleeps in Aquaman pjs.

  • @milesc4175
    @milesc41758 жыл бұрын

    At 1:39 Dean quietly erases _Retiarius_ from his list, victimized once again by Hank's homophobic bullying.

  • @theworstchannelonjewtube789

    @theworstchannelonjewtube789

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Miles C Thanks I never noticed that hahaha

  • @soisoisoisoisoisois0

    @soisoisoisoisoisois0

    7 жыл бұрын

    Its soooo dense!

  • @mystic839

    @mystic839

    6 жыл бұрын

    you mean like how hydrophobic substances are repelled by water? do you think they fear water? come on now.

  • @joesomenumbers

    @joesomenumbers

    5 жыл бұрын

    Every conservative I've met is afraid of their own shadow so yea you're afraid

  • @sliceoflife11

    @sliceoflife11

    5 жыл бұрын

    How is repulsed a better word

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe4 жыл бұрын

    Wrong, Hank. Murmillos have the coolest helmets.

  • @Legionary-4
    @Legionary-45 жыл бұрын

    Whoa whoa whoa, BRUCE Banner is actually DAVID BRUCE Banner? well fuck I didn't know that...

  • @briancahill9594

    @briancahill9594

    5 жыл бұрын

    In the 1970s TV show. In the comics, it's ROBERT Bruce Banner

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723Ай бұрын

    He’s right about Batman

  • @RicklessSanchez
    @RicklessSanchez Жыл бұрын

    Being adult wasn't easy well not much ridiculous like those bros.

  • @XZenon
    @XZenon3 жыл бұрын

    *That's a JoJo's reference!*

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723Ай бұрын

    Rusty, you’re literally turning into your dad 😑

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