People should vote for the party that works to improve their lives, not the one that promises to make other people's lives miserable... Vote Blue 💙 folks!

@La_Roo

22 күн бұрын

This ⬆️💯

@davesky538

22 күн бұрын

Yep!

@gggongaga2949

22 күн бұрын

🎉🎉💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

@PavlovsDog-kl8mo

22 күн бұрын

Now all we have to do is explain that to those who cannot tell the difference, AKA independent voters.

@cc1k435

22 күн бұрын

​@@PavlovsDog-kl8moNot necessarily independent voters, but those who are somehow still "undecided."

Kumail needs his own talk show. He’s made for this. ✨

@nicolasstanley1392

22 күн бұрын

Check out his cameos on portlandia

@MatthewTheWanderer

22 күн бұрын

@@nicolasstanley1392 He's great in everything I've seen him in!

@WednesdaysDragon

22 күн бұрын

Oh yea!

@joannesheaffer9522

21 күн бұрын

@@nicolasstanley1392 Thanks! I forgot.

@Mindy0628

21 күн бұрын

Is that late night game show still on tv? After Colbert I think. Kumail should have a talk show in that time slot.

I’ll vote for the guy who’s not on the Epste n flight logs several times, thank you. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024

@BuIIet

22 күн бұрын

But why did you vote for his wife 8 years ago?

@anav587

22 күн бұрын

I'm sure you'd vote for the woman whose husband was though

@Spooky_515

12 күн бұрын

Biden quit. Feel the desperation? I do lolololololol Guess who’s coming home in 2025?

GREAT Job Kumail Nanjiani! 👍For this being your first time hosting you did fantastic and your material was hilarious! 😀

Wow! Kumail is made for this! He needs his own show 💯🔥🤙

Omg this was so great! You made me smile and laugh the WHOLE time! 🙌🏼😁 Thank you. 🙏🏼 I needed that. We need more of you. Good vibes.

Kumail, you deserve your own talk show too. Your smile makes me smile.

22 күн бұрын

His smile & his energy are infectious.

@DreamWeaverWindPortal

22 күн бұрын

Totally agree!!!!

@dthomas9230

22 күн бұрын

The 7-11 Big Gulp with Guillermo was subtle. "Keep my family out of concentration camps!" was painfully real.

@mirolund5331

22 күн бұрын

It’s a good smile !!😅

@rossburg84

21 күн бұрын

Jimmy might leave, Kumail would be a great replacement.

Love your style, keep rocking it!

Love Kumail So much!! 😊 Also, Ridin’ with Biden!! Vote BLUE!! 💙💙

@Riclmnopp

22 күн бұрын

Better wear a helmet if you’re “Riden’ with Biden”.

@iamboborilee

22 күн бұрын

Ok.

@mikelytou

21 күн бұрын

Getting strong "broncos country - let's ride" vibes from your post. I hope I'm wrong, but I am scared.

@DanyarJaaldan

21 күн бұрын

*I'll be sure NOT to vote blue. Have a wonderful day lol smfh.*

@mhnjjgbc

21 күн бұрын

Ridin what???

This monologue delivered fantastic entertainment! I love the respect for Biden! Great guest host!

Wow that was a fantastic monologue

I'm voting for the man who didn't sic a mob on his VP to have him done away with.

I always liked this guy.

Great guest host! Wonderful stand up. Please have him on again & again!

Kumail killed it. The dude is a great stand-up and it shows. As a Cornell grad who has absolutely no recollection of who gave the commencement speech when I graduated (as my fellow graduates also attest), I can guarantee no one there will remember his speech even a couple years later, but this Kimmel hosting will last forever(?).

@MatthewTheWanderer

22 күн бұрын

I still remember that John McCain gave the commencement speech when I graduated from the University of Oklahoma almost 20 years ago (I don't remember anything he said, though).

@Stormy575

21 күн бұрын

I remember that Ben Carson gave mine 30 years ago. I even remember enjoying it 😬

@MatthewTheWanderer

21 күн бұрын

@@Stormy575 Wasn't he only known for being a neurosurgeon back then, though?

@Stormy575

21 күн бұрын

@@MatthewTheWanderer yes. At that time he was known for being the first surgeon to separate conjoined twins, and being the youngest Chief of Pediatric Neurosurgery in the country. He'd also just written a book. Good things 😂 I remember the speech as very inspiring. Now I look back and think, what happened?

@MatthewTheWanderer

21 күн бұрын

@@Stormy575 Yeah, he's an unusual case, lol. Really brilliant in some ways and completely idiotic in others.

Kumail nailed it!

We did not hire him four years ago for brilliant oratory skills. We needed someone to clean up after the prior tenant.

@lenawagenfuehr53

20 күн бұрын

Which he didn't do...and he needs to step aside.

@harryr2431

19 күн бұрын

Step aside to a narcissistic wannabe dictator? We get 2 choices, thats it. Pay attention to the things the orange man says. ​@@lenawagenfuehr53

@user-xr8mg7oj8t

17 күн бұрын

Yes he did

@Pilotin74

16 күн бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 - Yes he really did!

@Spooky_515

12 күн бұрын

Joe went home. The desperation is amusing. Are you ready for Trump to Make America Great Again? It’s coming

It’s very important to remember we vote for an administration, not just one person. Project 2025 was explicitly written by several members of the last Trump administration. I’d rather vote for a tomato than fascism. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024

@bookbwitched6823

22 күн бұрын

Indeed! So tired of people rushing to dump Biden. He's old, wise & to keep the host & a bunch of old folks, like me, off the streets by cutting social security & reenacting concenhtation camps... Vote Blue!

@Riclmnopp

22 күн бұрын

PrOjEcT 2025. 😂😂😂

@SFspaceboy

22 күн бұрын

@@bookbwitched6823 Yes old. Not wise. And corrupt as all the others.

@stephenlane5139

22 күн бұрын

​@@Riclmnopphave you read it? Or have you just listened and robotically repeated what fox "news" has told you?

@TheMackoftheyear

22 күн бұрын

Bots 😂​@@bookbwitched6823

I enjoyed the hell out of this monolog! Had me smiling ear to ear and lol-😅ing! The Corridor of Uncertainty! 😂Almost shot lemonade out of my nose when I heard that!🤣

Vote for the guy who doesn't want to be a dictator!

@robithesir

21 күн бұрын

Nah, I kinda like the dictator

@tiredpatriot223

21 күн бұрын

Biden is already the dictator.

@robbierobot5799

21 күн бұрын

@@realitywave omg ... you went woke? 🤣 Really? 🤣

@tinarhoades3178

21 күн бұрын

@@robbierobot5799 Well, considering that a woman is Biden's VP and should he drop out.....

@mslice09

21 күн бұрын

​@@realitywaveTrump has more than half the country on his side according to all the polls .. only those with TDS will vote for someone with Alzheimer's to hold the nuclear codes. .goes to bed at 8 and wants to work a 6 hour day and can't remember things and lies about everything., especially that he's accomplished nothing but destroyed everything 😮

We love your show and your guest host jimmy kimmel and kumail nanjiani

Don't talk about Cricket around Kristi Noem!

@nicolasstanley1392

22 күн бұрын

Nice

@LethalSaliva

21 күн бұрын

🤯

@janicebunch7599

21 күн бұрын

SFC good comment, but if she is chosen as VP she can throw anything tfg grabs in her gravel pit

@PersonaJohnGrata

21 күн бұрын

Haha underrated comment here

@TKO67

20 күн бұрын

Gnome

Yes. Shame on George Clooney. 4:57 he couldn’t wait 4 days till after NATO? For shame. Terribly disrespectful timing. He has lost my respect.

@tanyapobuda

21 күн бұрын

100% I'll never watch another George Clooney film again...

@vickywitton1008

21 күн бұрын

💯 but he is still hot!

Vote For The Good Man Not For The Con Man

@motibrody4102

22 күн бұрын

Good man = Trump

@hugoo1549

22 күн бұрын

@@motibrody4102 I’ll vote for the guy who’s not on the Epste n flight logs several times, thank you. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024

@bconner06

22 күн бұрын

@@motibrody4102 LOL

@MomentsInTrading

22 күн бұрын

Biden is just okay now suddenly? People are just going to pretend he didn’t get lost mid sentence and just say “anyway” several times? Just ignoring him calling Harris “Vice President Trump”?

@dsr0116

22 күн бұрын

@@MomentsInTradingAnd the alternative is a man (who has constantly lied about Pelosi having authority over the National Guard) who blamed Nikki Haley for refusing National Guard on Jan 6. Or to go on some nonsense about needing to ban boat batteries or boats because of sharks, and that we then should ban batteries in Trucks. Or that he thinks we defended airports during the Revolutionary War, or that you can change a path of a hurricane with nukes, or that you can treat a disease with an “internal” disinfectant.

Welcome, Kumail! So great seeing you host!!! 🎉

Focus on policies, actions and results, not Gaffes. At least he corrected himself end of Putin Zelensky mixed up. He said "he was too focused on beating Putin" so he mentioned his name and then apologized to Zelensky there and then. Biden always made gaffes for a long time. Even before he became president. Trump also mixed up much more many times, like Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi, believing now he is running against Obama, and so on. Not a surprise. If Trump with his legal issues and a criminal is fit for president, Biden is definitely fit too given this little mistake comparison standard.

@azzymt9428

21 күн бұрын

Great comment!

@janicebunch7599

21 күн бұрын

Joe realized that he made a mistake,owned it and moved on. He didn't deny it then blame Nikki Hailey

@NoobSaibotMK666

21 күн бұрын

Fr! I dont think either of them should he potus but Biden IS the lesser of two evils! And his ppl are all there in the head if not. 👍🏻

Kumail is hilarious handsome and holding back! Bring the Nanjiani, brother!!! Everyone in the world loves you... Some more than others

I do like George Clooney I just think it wasn't right for him to go public like that and if you think you could do a better job then why didn't he become a nominee it would have been an easy win for real I just don't get it

@loveforeignaccents

22 күн бұрын

Because he thought Biden was a good choice till things went South and reality set in.

@nicolasstanley1392

22 күн бұрын

People gotta say what they think

@13blackcatzzz

22 күн бұрын

Because, at least for the moment, we still have freedom of speech where EVERY American has the right to express their political opinions. Not just a select few.

@bcgoette

22 күн бұрын

George Clooney lives in France. He should worry about his own backyard.

@cent20buck71

22 күн бұрын

PERFECT timing for Clooney who was already furious with Biden because of his wife,Amal, Lebanon born lawyer & activist. Her mom, Muslim. It's about Israel/Palestine & ICC decision. He contacted Biden weeks before the debate, making it clear that if Biden didn't change his policy, he & the $$ may not be there by also leaking to the press what enraged him. Biden refused to change policy.

He did well at press conference, he answered questions that trump would have given a word salad answer, trump is a crook.

@iamboborilee

22 күн бұрын

Prove that.

@indranidasgupta8982

20 күн бұрын

@@iamboborileedo you have eyes and ears and at least one working brain cell?

@lenawagenfuehr53

20 күн бұрын

They are both disasters when it comes to speaking...and policy is equally bad. Election 2024: the choice of two horrors.

"Keep my parents out concentration camps" That's not really a joke! It's a threat, a danger to us all.

@ShadeC-ff6si

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 what planet are you living on? Literally nobody is saying that. Trump is even winning 50% of Latinos in every poll.

@PushSteady

22 күн бұрын

1942 they had people in camps... this is not that long ago... women didn't have rights over their own bodies back then also like now... so if that can change why not camps also

@OnPhireMedia

22 күн бұрын

It's very serious. And it's not a joke. This is a reminder of what we do in November to prevent it from ever happening.

@OnPhireMedia

22 күн бұрын

And your polls are all wrong. Hispanics, Latinos do not support Don the Duck

@OnPhireMedia

22 күн бұрын

You got pissed off females, upset Hispanics, and Blacks that don't support Rump. Who do you think will lose again 2024. Vote 💙

President Biden is awesome. I am voting for Biden.

@sililawipulasena5665

21 күн бұрын

😂😂yes we beat medicare

@13699111

21 күн бұрын

I'm voting for Biden not a Trump/Putin dictatorship

@suzannemostafavifar1686

21 күн бұрын

Me too!🇺🇸

@natashab3412

21 күн бұрын

Same !!🎉

@ccmjj9770

21 күн бұрын

We can vote for Biden all day but can we win now? That’s the issue we’ve got, especially since his press conference yesterday. “Vice President Trump”, for starters. 😖

Thanks for updating the States on our current foreign policy at the NATO news conference, President Joe Biden.

@RidgeyDidgeDude

21 күн бұрын

Anyway.. anyway.. any wayyy . .. 😄

Joe did great at the press conference. Two terms for the USA!

@BANGbucketHEAD

22 күн бұрын

No he didnt. He called zelenskyy "putin" and called Kamala "Vice president Trump". Now his donors are drying up

@Riclmnopp

22 күн бұрын

What a low bar you must have.

@AskiatheGreat64

22 күн бұрын

​​@@BANGbucketHEADSo what? It was just two mistakes. Intelligent people don't need everything said to be perfect to understand it. Grow up mate.

@ccmjj9770

22 күн бұрын

It was embarrassing.

@BDogg2023

22 күн бұрын

@@BANGbucketHEADWere you as critical of trump when he repeatedly said Nikki Haley when he was talking about Nancy Pelosi? What about all the times he called Biden, Obama? Are you consistently principled, a respectable person, or are you a partisan hack?

Kumail nailed his job tonight! 😂😎

Damn! Jimmy is looking really really good! He looks like a Bollywood superhero or something.

Kumail, great to see you on Kimmel!

The People of the U.S. have to make up their mind. Do they want someone able to speak to large audiences? Or do they want someone able to lead a free country?

@DarksideDave42

21 күн бұрын

... someone able to LIE to large groups of cult followers ....

@steelerscountry4849

21 күн бұрын

@@DarksideDave42 the microscopic reporting of Biden and the lienency given to Trump's juvenile display. Or Trump bullying his political opponents. Or Trump rambling about sharks and electrocution.This is the Presidency not the school yard. Or giving nick names to people he dislikes. Cmon man

@elialmodovar6685

21 күн бұрын

You must be kidding. Trump can't finish neither a sentence nor an idea, in front of anyone. Biden, on the other hand, spoke to 81 million voters, and we heard him, loud and clear!

@steelerscountry4849

20 күн бұрын

@@Ken_M_M I suggest you read project 2025. Project 2025 eliminates parts of Constitution and sets the stage for interment camps.

@margolious

19 күн бұрын

​@@Ken_M_Mand then there's RFK Jr who's literally lost pieces of his mind to a brain worm

Kumail is hilarious! Great monologue

Dear Republicans, Please remember, voting is woke.

@johnarnold893

22 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MomentsInTrading

22 күн бұрын

I am a Conservative, but I don’t care who you are- That was funny!

@josehuerta5046

22 күн бұрын

Woke AF

@ellenpederson-lewis8557

22 күн бұрын

Funny! 😂

@itspersonal3351

22 күн бұрын

😂🤣😭👏🏾

Jimmy Kumail is so funny. I loved the cricket bit.

@tinay9491

21 күн бұрын

not funny but you tried

@SMA265

21 күн бұрын

@@tinay9491 I get the points for trying, right?

Ridin with Biden 4 more years demandin for Brandon!

@RidgeyDidgeDude

21 күн бұрын

Demandin 4 more yrs of Dementia more like it! 😆

Apparently you don’t know comedy. Kumail nailed it. Hilarious, man.

Omg, who knew he was so funny? Go Kumail🎉

@globdrop

22 күн бұрын

Everyone who knew he was a comedian?

@jonhappleseed8144

22 күн бұрын

This one must be a Trump supporter 😂. Did you know that hurricanes 🌀 are wet and US is us?

Do they have tequila flavored slurpees? 🤣

@Positive_Tea

22 күн бұрын

Anything is tequila flavored if ya want it to be 🥃 cheers!

@Littlebigtime

22 күн бұрын

You can literally go in there with ur own cup and mix it. And yes I've done this and yes it's delicious. College was great. Push for cheese too.

George Clooney, listen to Trump this time. Vote for Biden. Vote blue.

@ShadeC-ff6si

22 күн бұрын

George Clooney was literally told by President Obama to write that op-Ed according to legitimate reports. Obama knows Biden loses to Trump as all data shows.

Man he should have hosted from the start of the week. I couldn’t watch the last 3 days it was that bad.

Jimmy's got big shoes to fill! Everyone has done a good job. Come back Jimmy!!!🎉❤

Kumail needs his show!!

I love this man. He always strikes the right note :)

He's the only Jimmy replacement. Seriously 🇺🇲🦖☄️

Good monologue! I only wish he'd been on ALL week! Vote blue or else we're through!

I love everyone in the whole world, except for the ones I hate.

Kumail Nanjiani was AWESOME!

Vote blue. That’s all 🧐

@MrBrewman95

22 күн бұрын

Never again. 🟥☑️

@lynnmcclary

22 күн бұрын

Yes💙🌊💙🌊🗳

@user-kk3ix4px9m

22 күн бұрын

@@MrBrewman95 No one asked.😂😂

@cherylcampbell9369

22 күн бұрын

​@@MrBrewman95🧌

@matthewjohn2963

22 күн бұрын

Never

The cricket terms were hilarious. Smooth deliveries over all. Keep up the good work.

May be your first time hosting, but you killed it

Kumail was good .. Thank you for this .

Nanjiani is hilarious!!! More Kumail, please, more!!

Kumail, that was a straight from the heart humorous take! Great work !

Epic!!! The best guest host ever Jimmy!!!

Definitely funnier than Kathryn Hahn. We all already miss jimmy …

@cherylcampbell9369

22 күн бұрын

I skipping Martin Short's week entirely.

@jcoopes5604

21 күн бұрын

It’s gonna be a long summer without Jimmy!

Blue still tastes like blue to you? haha...

I hate Ranch Dressing! LOL! Just kidding. Good point and opener! :)

Awesome for Jimmy to give him the spotlight. He deserves it

Best replacement of Jimmy so far this summer.

ha! great monologue!! 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5

Much better than the other two. One thing though...I've been a lifelong cricket fan and I haven't heard of half those terms.

Kumail did amazing! Way to go. 👏🏼 Loved it!

Two words More Kumail!

I'd vote for a silica gel packet for president before I'd vote for a narcissistic sociopath. 💙

@ellenpederson-lewis8557

22 күн бұрын

Excellent one!

@DarksideDave42

21 күн бұрын

... jar of blue liquid ...

@1midnightfish

20 күн бұрын

That's the spirit. Love from London

These Guest Host Just Keeps Getting Better And Better

Yayyyy Kumail!!! Thank you for rescuing us from one more night with Kathryn “uses only outdoor voice indoors” Hahn.

@SusanBame

21 күн бұрын

Yeah, I couldn't watch more than a few minutes of her hosting. Kumail was fantastic!

What a great host!

This guy should be named permanent guest host whenever Jimmy goes on vacation.

Love me some Kumail! Always funny, always makes me smile.

From Harmontown to this thing. What a wild ride it's been for Kumail.

I'll vote for Biden. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@ShadeC-ff6si

22 күн бұрын

He’s not going to be on the ballot.

@Jack0fAllTrades

21 күн бұрын

Voting blue no matter who

@SeanDrinks

21 күн бұрын

Can I ask for a reason why you’d want him to essentially be the head position of our country? I’m actually curious. Would you want him to be the head of your company? Would it be effective and critical for your companies success? Imagine it to be a startup where every move counts.

@Jack0fAllTrades

21 күн бұрын

@@SeanDrinks it has nothing to do with Biden. It is to defeat trump and keep our democracy in check. Keeping women’s right intact, rejecting project 2025 and equality for all.

@kittycatmeowmeow963

21 күн бұрын

​​@@realitywave Face it, he's not gonna step aside. He's America's only hope right now. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to deal with it. Therefore, we need to vote to save America no matter who it is!

I just looked up the end credits for Little Rascals. Trump said the line- “grab them by the popcorn”

@LethalSaliva

21 күн бұрын

He eats someone's popcorn while they're not looking. Then he says, "That's terrible popcorn."

Need to see Jimmy Kumail more frequently.

Kumail, your a legend and a wonderful choice to do this. i hope to see more of you dude!!!

Bravo, well done! ❤️🤍💙

KUMAIL!!!!!

Kumail no way!!! So stoked to see him as a guest host, he’s hilarious and brilliant

Ridin with Bye Bye Bye (trump) Bye-den🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Please vote blue 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Biden-Harris 2024 Biden + Harris = Democracy 4ever! 🎉🎉🎉🎉or assured for the next 4!🎉🎉 Joe has had our back- now we have his!

@Marshall_Stacks

20 күн бұрын

@@Ken_M_M WRONG! Biden is awesome.

Give your support to our president and stop the nonsense!

It's Biden or Trump folks. Beware splitters and turners. GO JOE!🙃

Dude! Kumail is awesome! I always like his work but he's really good at this too!

Love him😂😂😂

Dang I love this guy💥💜

Kumail and Emily are my favorite people.

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

I love kumail. That was a great monolog

Kumail is f*ing hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:45 Now! that I know the terminology, I LOVE Cricket..... "Note to self: 'teach my girlfriend the rules.

He needs his own late night show. 😂

I’m voting for Biden too!! ❤ 😊F the Dems that want him to step down!! 😮

The best host ever, grate job. Cheers from Saudi 🇸🇦

@jamesmatarazzo5142

20 күн бұрын

Where did you go to school ? MISSISSIPPI ? ITS GREAT< NOT GRATE!

Kumail and Guillermo!!! I want this show so bad

❤Kumail nailed it!!! So funny! Side note, your episode of Murderville was my favorite. The ugly walk made me laugh so hard!!!!

Funny we need this guy talking about what's life is