CJ: "I'm on it man I swear" Toreno: "Im On It MaN i SwEaR"

@Krakkokayne

3 жыл бұрын

"*AaOoOouUuUwU*.. That's your brother, okay.."

@garygrinkevich6971

3 жыл бұрын

going full james woods Harry HorsecocK

@Krakkokayne

3 жыл бұрын

@@garygrinkevich6971 Big.. tub.. of lube...

@depressoespresso3079

3 жыл бұрын

l u b e

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

Why are people keeping the same pfp as you ?

Crazy how this game is 16 years old and I’m still finding out more about it

@Pro1938ftc3ch

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact:Did you know that when your about kill Ryder you see him dive to the water.... quickly swim to the big rock on the right side then shoot your rpg at his boat or both boats and he will stay on the little beach spot where the people are and he won't kill you😂😂 And when you get close to Ryder he will call you a busta 😂😂

@aniruudhclasher1755

3 жыл бұрын

Wait 16 years old I wasn't even born then

@droplemmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@aniruudhclasher1755 professional’s viewer base be like

@r0b3rt_959

3 жыл бұрын

@@aniruudhclasher1755 I was 7 months old lmao

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZ17qdOGeM28eKw.html

CJ: “What’s up?” Sweet: “Ya fat to muscle ratio, that’s what’s up” 😂😂😂

@TheLakabanzaichrg

2 жыл бұрын

That ain't so sweet

@Juan_deep

2 жыл бұрын

Damn 😂😂😂

@prod.lolife3184

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Trick_iOS

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on 666 likes

@johnsmith60

Жыл бұрын

CJ sounded surprised when he heard that 😅

11:37 "I'm big boned but I'm still an ATHLETE" *gets tired after chasing that vago for six seconds*

@TheRealGojo_4040

Жыл бұрын

All he did was run down the stairs and gets tired already 💀

@AnonymousUser568

Ай бұрын

Tiktok

"Man, I'm just big boned. Shit, that's all." I love how Carl genuinely sounds like his feelings were hurt.

@JerkoFranelic

3 жыл бұрын

Maylay did a very good job being Cj

@goldswaggamer4007

3 жыл бұрын

@@JerkoFranelic indeed

@garygrinkevich6971

3 жыл бұрын

Man i felt that

@baffledbrandon3132

3 жыл бұрын

@The Big Bambini And Carl says as much in a brief phone call with him when Big Smoke tells him he's letting himself go and needs to go work out at the gym.

@pedinhuh16

3 жыл бұрын

As an ex-fatass person, we do get genuinely hurt when we are reminded of how fat we are. We know it, we never forget about it...It's just that we try not to get bothered by it.

For the Jizzy mission, I've got even better: I always pop the tires on his car and drive it forward slightly so it gets stuck on the grass (slight rise). Then he just gets in the car and spins his wheels uselessly.

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

Megamind strats

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZ17qdOGeM28eKw.html

@r3h4n786

3 жыл бұрын

@@tgman8109 stop spamming every comment you lowlife.

@sreeharieh4735

3 жыл бұрын

Yaa even i tried but i am poor driver so still I failed it

@dr.redacted_

3 жыл бұрын

that's what i did too, back then lol good thing I'm not the only one who did that strat

A tip for getting the key card from Millie is to go date her only using the special suit you get during the missions key to her heart. Her progress bar will increase much faster.

@abhishekjain3148

8 ай бұрын

I always liked her kinky side anyway, that why I never killed her

@NinjaBuddha503

3 ай бұрын

Facts

@Death14149

3 ай бұрын

And a faster one is to just kill her and you can enter her home and get the card

@Unknown-hd5fi

2 ай бұрын

You can also enter the gym after dating Millie. It will considered as done. You can pick her up again and again to her place within the time when she's available.

@user-mr8to6oc5n

Ай бұрын

You can just kill her tho

You can keep the Swat Tank from the End of The Line mission. Instead of driving it through the wall of Smoke's fortress, drive it to the San Fierro Export dock. Pick the tank up with the crane and lower it into the water. The game will think you drove the tank into water and destroyed it so you fail the mission. After that, you can raise it back up onto the dock and drive off with it.

@MegasXRL

Ай бұрын

Genious

@drdoomyz8565

26 күн бұрын

Too complex, just drive it in one of the garages and blow it up Congrats, theres your swat tank

Thank you for crediting me, I appreciate it!

@jacobinghoy3551

3 жыл бұрын

Eyy kev3n,why aren't you verified yet?

@zanehaidar5732

3 жыл бұрын

How long did it take you to discover it keV?

@theonlyplain

3 жыл бұрын

@@zanehaidar5732 only 16 years

@itwaszukkibutnotnow

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lol

@JohnMkrv

3 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

I definitely knew about Number 4 already. Those flying missions are trash I always avoid them forever.

@8DAWGSS

3 жыл бұрын

Primm go make sum more bangers bro, u really pissing us off wit this inconsistency

@AzureChild

3 жыл бұрын

Primm be everywhere

@gamerse7en560

3 жыл бұрын

Primm!

@MattKeii

3 жыл бұрын

Ayeeeee u a funny ass nigga

@joshuagawidan482

3 жыл бұрын

The only flying mission i hate is ZERO'S mission, I fking hate flying the red plane it goes up in flame randomly and it's so shit to control compared to normal planes.

When it comes to Millie there is many ways to tackle it. If you go on multiple bad dates she will dump you and it will require you to break into her house. You also have another option when you go see Millie you bring the Gimp suit with you which skips the dates and goes straight into action if you know what I mean. That way her affection rate increases alot faster.

13:41 the pain in CJ's voice :(

Toreno: "learn to fly" CJ: " I'M WORKING ON IT"

@thatdogeguy9108

3 жыл бұрын

Just flap your wings and take off

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@cop-killer-

3 жыл бұрын

You uploaded it you unload it

@younglove3362

Жыл бұрын

I never had to save it. Every time I stopped practicing from frustration, he'd constantly nag.

@novaprodiac338

Жыл бұрын

CJ got Chris chan grind

There's also a Woozie mission where if you don't have a high enough swimming level, you get an alternate cutscene and can't do the mission.

@madjoker1524

3 жыл бұрын

That mission is 'amphibious assault'

@rbaws1

3 жыл бұрын

@@madjoker1524 ok. Thanks. Haven't played San Andreas in so long that i forgot the name of that mission.

@priyamprakashdash5613

3 жыл бұрын

Where CJ loses to a blind guy in a fkn videogame😂😂 its the "Amphibious Assault" mission where you have to swim underwater dodging sharks n jellyfish just to plant a fkn bug😂😂

@daysand123

3 жыл бұрын

@@priyamprakashdash5613 isn't that also the same one where you fight a guy dual wielding katanas on a freighter?

@ardantop132na6

3 жыл бұрын

@@daysand123 Not really dual wielded, but yeah, you did fight the guy with a Katana in *Honorable Duel.*

The most funniest thing I've ever seen on this game was witnessing a taxi driver and a passenger in a shootout with the police. They both were killed, the driver outside of the car, but the passenger was slumped over in the backseat. The car wasn't badly damaged so I took it to the Pay n Spray then tried to pick up passengers in it with the dead body in the backseat. The game wouldn't let me and said that I needed an empty car. I thought that was so funny and random! 😂

@AnAdorableWombat1

7 ай бұрын

Virtually impossible to have a dead passenger in the backseat. You really made up a whole lie for likes?

@rompevuevitos222

2 ай бұрын

How is it impossible? You just kill it before it gets off.

It's incredible how much love and effort they used to put into GTA back then.

Carl: *beats Snake farmer* Woman: "Just another day in America.

@garygrinkevich6971

3 жыл бұрын

This game is legend. I once was beat to death by a taxi driver who berated me so fiercly I couldn't concentrate on the game. "Papa don't TAKE no Jive"! indeed sir good day WASTED.

@99mrpogi

2 жыл бұрын

CJ: Attacks civilians, gang members, cops, steals vehicle, drives around Civilian: just a normal day in San Andreas

@Adri9570

Жыл бұрын

8:51 Come on a$$hole and fight! + 😍mOOOOnEEEEEy! + 👊💀👊💀+ ...another day in America The best summary I ever heard about USA.

Gta 6 better be more detailed than an encyclopedia after a decade of waiting

@-Tony-Gunk-

3 жыл бұрын

@Agent 47 how do you know that?

@-Tony-Gunk-

3 жыл бұрын

@Agent 47 how did it have a pc tone, there is a literal torture mission in the game, pc activists are against torture lol, if you're talking about lgbt, even gta VCS had an transgender character, Rockstar aren't pc friendly lol, you can literally lasso tie up a feminist and feed her up to a crocodile, various cases where some rdr2 characters are racist

@pedinhuh16

3 жыл бұрын

It will fall short on everyone's expectations.

@bradydavis5791

2 жыл бұрын

@Kromede And yet you're argument is so lame. There is literally nothing, NOTHING wrong with making any group of people feel included.

@CurtiPeNET

2 жыл бұрын

the HD Universe (probably) expands over 3 decades, just like the 3D Universe. That is a nice detail.

Fun fact: The pizza scooter on the kill jizzy mission is one the the rarest vehicles in the game since that scooter's color is the only one that is different from the normal pizza scooter. I forgot what color but it remains that It is one of the rarest vehicles you can collect.

Head cannon: Carl is afraid of flying. Yes he arrives in a plane, but he was REALLY freaked out the whole time!

“Your girlfriend is dead” I love how causal that sounds

@HomekittyL2

3 жыл бұрын

And CJ just saying "That all you got?" before shooting her one more time lmao

@Gaz_42069

2 жыл бұрын

16:26

@redfather5342

2 жыл бұрын

So what get a new one

@MeeMeeCandy777

2 жыл бұрын

I would solve the problem by reloading a save and pretend it didn't happen.

“I’m big boned but I’m still an athlete” 😂

@Squadron007

3 жыл бұрын

"CJ, all you have to do is follow that god damn train"

@ajwhite3758

3 жыл бұрын

Smoky Linemen

@spaeduh

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😂

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

Then like two missions later, and a short jog: "go on without me, I ain't built for this shit man"

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZ17qdOGeM28eKw.html

number 4 is arguably what most people get as a kid since those flight school mission are hard and a lot of people including me get stucked on it for a long time I actually know those phone calls since it took me years to finish this game getting stuck on learn to fly

More than 13 years later and I'm still discovering new things about San Andreas. Man this is ahead even in today's standards

CJ: Whussup? Sweet: Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!

@thecommentguy9380

3 жыл бұрын

His mom's dead and he's out to rack up the kill count

Also about Millie's card, you also don't need to kill her. If she dumps you, you also got unique call from woozie.

@peteiiseasy3217

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@dominic_3952

2 жыл бұрын

Easier to kill her, don't like how that sounded but it's the truth

@slappybird4660

Жыл бұрын

plus, another effective way is to date Millie with the gimp suit. After the date, she will call you that she left the keycard at her house, which is your chance to get it

Also can we admire the fact that they included heat waves something so simple but eloquent.

@arushamm

Жыл бұрын

Not really. They look like a graphics bug, even on old PCs back then. Just Cause 1 from a year after SA's PC port had better heat waves.

@ketaminepoptarts

11 ай бұрын

​@@arushammits not a bug though, its an intentional detail. have you never seen the air waving above things like cars and roads on hot days?

i love how Toreno mocks CJ at 6:22 😂

If you damage Jizzy's car enough without blowing it up before you go into the club (smoke coming out of the hood), he will still jump in it, and you can shoot it a few times to beat the mission without him really going anywhere

@petertoth3477

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and also pop his tires. One shoot and the car's blown up before he could put it in reverse to leave his parking lot

16:55 I tried dating Millie in the game, but someone actually ran her over and I skipped her romance route, I didn't know as a kid you actually had to date her. I tried telling kids at school too, but they kept thinking I was lying. I went into Millie's house and was so confused at her "decorations" as a kid, I thought she was secretly a demon or something haha 😅

@Bitterstone3849

2 жыл бұрын

Went into Millie's room with a camera took pictures and saved them.

@swinterset4732

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bitterstone3849 how do u get her to be your girlfriend

@pig6293

Жыл бұрын

@@swinterset4732 you punch her

@Dowux

Жыл бұрын

@@swinterset4732 finish the Zero mission and do some missions in Las Venturas

@swinterset4732

Жыл бұрын

@@Dowux what console?

Toreno phone calls is one of the most memorable part of this game. It's hilarious to hear him mock CJ like that

@kondjanegongo796

4 ай бұрын

Bloody funny... The last call was comedy gold

@figment1988

4 ай бұрын

And since Toreno is voiced by James Woods, it's no surprise how similar he ends up having the same sarcastic charisma as Hades from Hercules which James also voices.

Big Smoke doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.

Also fun fact in Ice Cold Killa: before starting the mission, you can shoot Jizzy's car tires, so later on in the mission you can chase him easier because he constantly swerves his car due to his shot tires. I did this everytime I play that mission, it really helps.

@bullymaguire6282

Жыл бұрын

Just dumb that car and he will be struggling with a damn pizza scooter 🗿

@ak_nora

9 ай бұрын

The best way is to shoot some sniper shots at the car so it's barely destroyed, then just shoot it one more time while chasing him to set it on fire. Jizzy will then bail out and you can easily complete the mission on the spot.

@MisterJohnDoe

6 ай бұрын

You can do the same for Pulaski if you run up to his car or use a rifle before he drives off.

I remember getting this when it came out in 2004, I was 13. I asked my mom for $60 to buy books, and then went and bought the game in secret. Good times.

@madcapmakov2

9 ай бұрын

This is peak fiction. Trumps all the books you can get for $60.

@samyakchhajed

9 ай бұрын

My mother would try to see which book I bought if I ever did that so this trick wouldn't work for me😂

@yvngxnate08

8 ай бұрын

@@samyakchhajedFr bro 😭

@JackoBanon1

8 ай бұрын

In my country you actually had to be 18 to buy this game. I was 16 and I just showed my ID through a bad purse window. The seller thought about taking it out first but then just said: 'All right, have fun. It's one of the best games I've played so far.' Good old times. Now I'm more than double the age.

@AlvinLovesAnime

8 ай бұрын

I remember hiding behind the shelves at GameStop when my Mom would buy the GTA games and sometimes, the cashier would tell my Mom that the game has bad stuff in it which is for adults, I was so happy when I was in the clear and I got San Andreas.

Nice of you to let everybody know about the bits and pieces of this game, mate. The thing about girlfriends in this game is that all of the ones that CJ kills would be resurrected once player collect all of the collectible oysters.

For the Jizzy mission I would flatten his car tires. His driver would constantly spin out. 😂

Carl: "Hey Toreno." Truth: "Wrong devil CJ."

There is another alternate cutscene in mission Stowaway. When you get in plane, if you just jump off without parachute, a unique mission fail sequence happens. I'll leave it for you to discover that!

@zuhayerahnafaziz6956

3 жыл бұрын

Also remember that in that mission where you have to take Rosenberg to Jonny where Jonny gets a heart attack in the cutscene, there is an alternative mission fail where you and Rosenberg can go inside the freezer. When an enemy guard presses the button, you will see what happens.

@inyoface5456

3 жыл бұрын

To anyone that doesn't wanna do it, a cutscene of CJ falling fown on the ground and, well, f**king dying.

@pepsimanv7883

3 жыл бұрын

@@inyoface5456 accurately, he falls on top of an Admiral and all of the doors pop out. It's kinda funny and unique too

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@hotheadedguy9108

3 жыл бұрын

@@zuhayerahnafaziz6956 yup you get trapped in freezer if those guy get near the keypad.

One non story related thing not many people seemed to know about was there was a 2-player mode. Used to play it all the time

@IrisWasTaken1

5 ай бұрын

Too bad it’s not on pc

12:43 “dang! I ain’t that chubby….” 🤣🤣

Oh my gosh, those Toreno calls are fantastic! I forgot James Woods was his voice actor. He was perfect lol

@ize100

3 жыл бұрын

Ooo piece a candy!!

@jango7889

3 жыл бұрын

"uuuuooooohhhh" that's your brother, okay?

I honestly feel really bad for CJ when everyone calls him fat. He really sounds hurt.

All of CJ motivational calls to loose weight are kinda depressing in a hilarious way

Poor CJ, getting called out on his weight.

I remember playing this game when i was like 7 back when times were good

@exkiller304

3 жыл бұрын

That game was one of the top 3 back then

@DevenSU

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@vapourinfinity3873

3 жыл бұрын

Now we sell crack

@tylerthunder2001

3 жыл бұрын

I played GTA San Andreas when I was 7 as well back in 2008 miss 2008 a bit

@loganrcooke

3 жыл бұрын

This was the first gta I played but I like vice city more I never played the stories since I was young

One of the most detailed gta games, detail wise way past gta v imoo

@jahimuddin2306

3 жыл бұрын

GTA V also has some pretty cool shit. I think it gets overshadowed by GTA Online.

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

@@jahimuddin2306 I agree. Someone could probably do a video like this on GTA 5 actually

@ahmadzayidan6817

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to ruin your little game but.. GTA V has more details than GTA SA. As well in the missions with multiple intro cutscenes, different lines from characters based on your action, etc.

@isaacster5027

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmadzayidan6817 thats what was great about GTA 5. Lots of production value and time put into it. But this was the precursor and OG, its got that classic flare

@outdoorvideoswithbrad

3 жыл бұрын

@@jahimuddin2306 ya a lot of crappie games oh like golf and yoga ya sure that’s what I want to do, you just have to think a game that’s like 15 years old had pool, video games any kind of vehicles you can think, of planes and all that, now I don’t play video games anymore but I just boggles my mind that most of these old games had all these little details that new games don’t, even the original mafia had more details then the new one and it’s like they could do this stuff 20 years ago why not now

I had no idea completing the ambulance missions would double ur health bar

I’m a bit disappointed that Carl didn’t notice the truth was clearly moving in a barrel right infront of him

Cj : what's up? Sweet : your fat to muscle ratio that's what's up. Ouch

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@F150fx2sporT

3 жыл бұрын

Ido if you’ve seen this movie called Detroit Rock City. There’s a scene where the son asks the mom “what’s up?” And she says “the devil’s body count that’s what’s up” 😂😂😂

"All you had to do is go to the damn gym CJ!"

I just popped all four tires of Jizzy's car

You forgot the "Stowaway" mission when CJ didn't open the parachute and there's an alternate cutscene where CJ fall off above a car.

I always use the mission taging up turf to spray all 100 tags at the very beginning of the game since in the mission it gives you a spray can that's unlimited

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

And grove gang members starts to have spaz shotgun and desert eagles, helps a lot on territory wars

@Miltypooh2001

3 жыл бұрын

@@drewinsur7321 I thought they Carry the SMG and the desert eagle

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miltypooh2001 oh shit you right, the smg 'mp5' and the deagle, i dont know why but i remember they carrying spaz 12's tho

@Miltypooh2001

3 жыл бұрын

@@drewinsur7321 it's alright I used to think they carry m4s and desert at first as a kid lol

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miltypooh2001 on the groves archives in the fandom we can see gang members with AK's tho, i remember that happening in my playthroughs but i dont remember how to get those to happen. and sweet pretty sure had a AK on that ambush.

For Mille get the gimp suit from her boyfriend when you first follow her and use it on her dates, goes much faster than normal dates and you don't need to kill her

@thechubbyshiba1073

10 ай бұрын

I REMEMBER THIS! My dumb child ass thought it was a ninja suit I wore it everywhere ran around with the sword and silenced pistol

@Trapnati

9 ай бұрын

@@thechubbyshiba1073😂😂😂

@TheDutchess8

8 ай бұрын

@@thechubbyshiba1073dude 😂

also worth mentioning that the pizza bike that jizzy uses is unique, since it has a green color which is impossible to obtain through normal methods, and you can save it by simple getting it into a garage

Great video! Always nice to learn new things about this game.

jesus professional feed your cj he is starving, almost died there at the beginning.

@jahimuddin2306

3 жыл бұрын

This is CJ abuse. Neglect.

@theonlyplain

3 жыл бұрын

@@jahimuddin2306 #stopcjabuse

@spongeify6489

3 жыл бұрын

i bet his rib cage must be sticking out

@ghostflxwer

3 жыл бұрын

"you looking thin man, you gotta be hungry"

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZ17qdOGeM28eKw.html

It didn’t take me that long to get the keycard. I just went to her house wearing the gimp suit twice and that was it.

This is great. How did you have this hooked up to play/record the ps2 footage?

8:53 "mummy!" "Another day in America" 😂😂

To find out the alternate ending in ince cold killa would of felt awesome

@MasterDynamicRLVM

3 жыл бұрын

I just figure this ending out because I had problems finish this mission It's so much easier

@math3000

3 жыл бұрын

And also the Pizza Boy that spawns is in a different color than the ones that usually spawn

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@fertblusbenis5128

3 жыл бұрын

@@math3000 👍

@abhilashyadav2274

2 жыл бұрын

There's even better way to do that mission . That is by popping the tyres of the car before the mission starts.

That moment when you know every single one of it, makes me feel like a busta

@IbenPlaysYT

3 жыл бұрын

Toreno! What were you saying about my brother?

@lameahhhh

3 жыл бұрын

F$&@ you Toreno I almost lost my life because of you!

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

Fitting that user Mike Toreno would be the one to know all the in's and out's of the game.

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@godmergiethemobilegamer

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyyyyy wassup homie

Hey man, great video, I want to ask you something. How do you record your voiceover / narration? Do you have a script or do you speak off of your head? When I try to do a voiceover in my videos, I end up recording the same paragraph over and over again because I keep messing something up, misspelling a word or whatever. I also record my script paragraph after paragraph because I as I said - I mess up something if I try to do a continuous reading. How do you narrate a video like this? Thanks.

Here's my tip. When your taking over gang territories or turf wars or whatever it's called. I always had trouble dying before the 3 waves as I would get outnumbered and the combat system is kind of clunky. So any easier way I discovered is after the first wave start sprinting to other side of the turf/territory/hood it's blinking on your mini map. If you sprint to the other side of the turf in between waves the enemies will always spawn behind you but on the other side of the turf. Then because they are trying to get to you they will literally follow each other in a single file line to your position and all you have to do is pop them easy.

I constantly failed the flight school missions when I was younger and Toreno still got mad at me. So time passing and failing gets him mad.

@spongeify6489

3 жыл бұрын

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@DamperMoney

3 жыл бұрын

@@spongeify6489 kay

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@fluxthemagician7928

3 жыл бұрын

im On iT mAn I SwEaR

@waseem__600

2 жыл бұрын

@@spongeify6489 What an amazing arguement!

There are also alternate scenes mid route to the snake farm on Don Peyote. You have to take your time and not get to the farm quickly. First, Kent Paul will say he thinks he's gonna chuck and will demand you "pull over now!" Depending on whether or not you pull over you will get 2 different scenes. Second, Macker will ask you to pull over because "man I really have to piss!" Depending on whether or not you pull over you will get 2 different scenes. Also on the mission to get Millie to give you her key card there is another way to get it quickly. Just show up for your date wearing the gimp suit again and she will instantly invite you inside and when you drive away she will call you and leave you her card in her bedroom

@yashvi2662

2 жыл бұрын

In the same mission Don Peyote, if you go pick up Paul and Maccer with a vehicle in which 3 ppl can't sit like a bike or something, after 2 times you do this they both will start fighting and its hilarious 😂

@worldcomicsreview354

2 жыл бұрын

There's burglary side missions, so I always wondered why you can't just rob her house while she's sleeping.

Actually, the Jizzy mission will always have him go into the car as a prio.. i remember literally shooting out all 4 tires and parking it in anytime i'd do it

I have something to add for the GTA SA players. In *Ice Cold Killa* you can also puncture all the tyres of Jizzy's vehicle with a silenced weapon before entering his den. It will make Jizzy impossible to move an inch and you can kill him easily. Hope it helps))

I’m surprised he didn’t mention about how you can get gambling debt and have mob type people and try and kill you or how you can get a gang member to take a picture for you😂

8:47 Cj:*kills the snake farmer* Random npc:"Another day in America" Lmfao

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

Farmers getting killed by a muscular gangsta in front of a casino , feels like America

11:24 😂😂😂😂 "ur letting urself go bro" the conversation made me laugh i think the whole house heard me, u made my day😂

Hey Professional, what I used to do is just shoot out the tires on Jizzy’s car prior to going into the mission. Got the same result. Good channel man!

“It’s Millie she DED” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ohshesglamorous

3 жыл бұрын

He said it so nonchalant 😂

@shadowagent6051

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohshesglamorous ,"Nonchalant" wow that's classy,I always say "indifferent" 😂

@groovygando

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohshesglamorous Right 🤣 like bruh did you even like her a little 🤣😭

@groovygando

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowagent6051 I feel like nonchalant is used more ubiquitously so indifferent is the classy version lol 🤣

@shadowagent6051

3 жыл бұрын

@@groovygando ,I don't think so,because indifferent is more common than nonchalant,can't say the same for "aloof" 😂

I remember I pretty much played through most of the game with max muscle because I liked CJ looking like an absolute unit but now I wish I chose to be a fatass whilst playing

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

What you're referring to is called "playthrough #2"

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

Max muscle master race!

@shiftysoffline

3 жыл бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue yup

Never realized James Woods was the voice of Toreno till just now lmao

Your almost at a million dude congrats man

Some other neat little details: - In "weekend soldier" you can carry two crates at once, then break the extras for early game M4's. - In "Vertical Bird" if you destroy the two Hydras parked next to the one you intended on stealing you will have two less jets to worry about in the proceeding dog fight. Those are the only mission specific ones I remember but I'd love to hear more from others.

@azh698

Жыл бұрын

By "weekend soldier" do you mean robbing uncle Sam?

@r0b3rt_959

Жыл бұрын

@@azh698 yeah, that's what he meant

@theinformationbomber7102

Жыл бұрын

damn I didn't about the vertical bird one thanks for telling

Number two would be the only one I never knew about since I never allowed CJ to get fat. It's quite funny to see the results though.

@daoyang223

3 жыл бұрын

I got him fat for a Girl once. I forgot which one but theres a hidden gf you can get that will only date you if youre fat

@goat4298

3 жыл бұрын

@@daoyang223 if I remember right, I think it was Michelle in San Fierro?

@daoyang223

3 жыл бұрын

@@goat4298 yeah I think thats the one. With the monster truck and she lets you use her mod shop too I believe

This dude is a real legend🔥👍

Did yall know if you punch og loc in the mission where you're with him. Hes the only character who will fight back? Lol

On the misison with Maccer and kent paul, when they were talking and Kent Paul said pull out now! If you stop the car, Kent Paul will throw up, I don't know if many people already know this but it was kinda funny Edit: Sorry it's Kent Paul not Maccer

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

I got him to do this just reading the game, I'm a little dissappointed I was hoping for alternate dialogue where he throws up inside if you don't pull over.

@DarkoExYu

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFloodFourm If you pull over for him to piss, there is a cutscene where he quickly takes a piss outside

@user-kx5cc4ph1i

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually kent paul not maccer.

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkoExYu missed that one! devs had fun with that mission

@Lupo32

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkoExYu More of an animation

NGL, when I used to play GTA SA my favorite girlfriend was Millie, I never dated any of the other six because their special abilities were so mediocre

@petertoth3477

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite was Michelle, 'cause she was a car girl. She would fix your ride for free and she'6 probably the only one who won't complain if you're speeding on a driving date. (And imo she's the best looking lady of all six too)

@ajwhite3758

3 жыл бұрын

@@petertoth3477 if I’m right the 6 girlfriends is only on the mobile or the remastered version right

@petertoth3477

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajwhite3758 they are on PC too

@TheFloodFourm

3 жыл бұрын

@@petertoth3477 Millie will compliment terrible driving. Talk about Kinky

@thecommentguy9380

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFloodFourm i mean, look at her "lair" man. Shit be wild in there.

I remember failing High stakes low rider a lot because it was hard to learn lowriders, when Kendl called me to laugh in my ear for losing. After that I never failed the mission so I only heard it once

Most players don't know you can side with big smoke early on by following the damn train. The missions after green Sabre are completely different

5.: Alternate Ending in the mission 'Ice Cold Killa' (0:45) 4.: CJ makes Toreno furious (3:30) 3.: Alternate ending to the mission 'Don Peyote' (7:00) 2.: Phone calls and cutscenes when CJ is too fat (9:00) Honorable mention: Turning off the SAM sites in the mission 'Black Project' (14:00) 1.: Alternate solution to the Casino Heist (Millie's keycard) (14:44)

I love cj happines while he says "truuuth"

@tgman8109

3 жыл бұрын

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@jeweerly2319

3 жыл бұрын

@Gaming And Funny Moments NL why u said it like that dawg im cryin 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

@jodyuo22

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeweerly2319 exactly 😂😂

That final Toreno phonecall is brilliant! Im genuinely in stitches because of that 😂

Man, you said ACTUALLY so many times that my brain exploded...

Wow I didnt know you would do another one of these. Thank you!

@theprofessional155

3 жыл бұрын

I have another one also coming out next week

@brandonjennick4217

3 жыл бұрын

@@theprofessional155 could you do a playthrough of rdr

@rocketscam

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonjennick4217 that would be good

@user-vh2pb7qx6b

3 жыл бұрын

@@theprofessional155 in the future could you do a gta iv play through

Can we all appreciate the fact a video game has a pimp named "Jizzy"

I remember making Toreno angry because I was stuck on the flight missions and put them off while doing other stuff. Now every time you sign into GTA Online you get friendly reminder phone calls about heists you dropped three years ago because nobody ever joined the lobby and businesses that don't pay enough to be worth the time.

You can wear the Gimp suit and go to Millie's place for a date. Depending on whether the Hot Coffee mod is enabled or not, it will directly get to the cutscene and the date will show up as pass.

I found another shortcut to the mission "Misappropriation" that makes it a whole lot easier. When driving up to the spot where the dossier is supposed to be handed off, don't drive directly up to the route suggested on the map. Follow the route until the point where you get close and see a large wall of boulders. Get out of the car and run up to the large boulders; this actually is the area where the dossier is to be handed off. The area itself is blocked off by the large brown boulders, but if you take a few seconds to look around through the boulders you'll easily find a peephole that let's you see the guy in the blue suit standing right in the open next to the helicopters, waiting to receive the dossier. You can also see a few of the F.B.I. agents standing on guard, but they won't notice you. All you have to do is take out your sniper rifle and snipe the guy in the blue suit through the crevice of the rocks. Do this, and he'll immediately drop the dossier. If I remember correctly, you can also snipe the other guy who's involved in the meeting as well. Now all you have to do is go and grab the dossier; the two individuals who were meeting concerning the dossier are already dead, leaving you a few measly F.B.I. agents to take care of (the majority of F.B.I. agents instantaneously fade away from the scene as soon as the two subjects they were looking after are killed). Both helicopters stay parked the entire time, unused. You don't have to chase anyone down.

8:54 CJ: Violently beating farmers to death in front of a casino Random NPC: "Another day in America" Also, you should put the yellow words above the subtitles, not on top of it, so that we can still read them

"Awoooooo that's your brother ok?" Always had me laughing.

“I’m big boned but I’m still an athlete.” 😂😂😂

Remember this was back 2004

2. If you kill somebody, got busted, fist fight and such. Fat CJ also quote differently

Also in Don Peyote, when Kent was about to throw up, if you don't stop he will vomit in our car, but if you pull over, he will exit the car to vomit.

I just figured out that if you do any other robbery mission first before you complete the gas station tanker mission with catalina she will ask carl if he wants to come out to play again tomorrow after the mission is completed. Cj will then turn her down and curse her out for being crazy. He even says that even if she was the last bitch on earth he would date an animal before he dates her and she doesn't do or say anything but just walks away in silence. I actually felt sorry for her. Now she still ends up calling you and asking CJ where he's been and yall end up doing the other missions and everything else proceeds as normal. So you dont have to worry about any of that being affected. I just never knew that the devs arranged for that to happen just in case the players decided to do the robbery missions in a different order.