Canada's knock-off gushers are called "juicy squirts" which is infinitely worse than "gooshers".

@Dollop_of_Mayo

2 жыл бұрын

saying "do me a favor and head on down to the Loblaws and pick up some milk bags and some juicy squirts" is normal in Canada but a federal offense everywhere else in the world

@gormster

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dollop_of_Mayo this is true but only because Loblaws was banned by the treaty of Paris. Canada is the only UN nation not to ratify

@shadowwwwwwwwwww

2 жыл бұрын

now *that* is a trip to the principal's office.

@BlindErephon

2 жыл бұрын

"Juicy squirts" sounds like something you'd type into a very specific websites search function. Nice job Canada, you got some of us in trouble with our Dad.

@paintedcrow

2 жыл бұрын

Noooooooooooo

i like the implication here by griffin that an uncooked raw egg is the off-brand equivalent of a hot pocket for some reason

@jexxer

2 жыл бұрын

Both will make you equally sick to your stomach.

@pixelblaze8284

2 жыл бұрын

@@jexxer honestly I think most raw eggs can't get you as sick as the first time I ate a breakfast hot pocket

@goldenpig6453

2 жыл бұрын

@@pixelblaze8284 Actually, if you wash the outer shell of the raw egg before eating it, the chances of getting sick decrease a LOT. still more dangerous than actually cooked food, but it's more safe than people think. So yeah, eggs would give you less of a chance to make you violently sick than a breakfast hot pocket

@thebadpoet

Жыл бұрын

Both are an outer housing containing a delicious core unpalatable without exposure to heat.

@pantyosashu8137

Жыл бұрын

Warm Hole.

I think this is one of the McElroy things I connect with the most, that "90's white kid who's family is poor, but not like "eats shoes" poor" where you are like able to have a SNES for Crimbo but you wear your older sibs shoes after they grow out of them and it has a profound effect on how you see the world. Like to this day, I who am a grown ass man, still think off brand pouches of fruit snacks shaped like dinosaurs are 1) Totally The Shit and 2) Something I will eat a whole box off like I'm a Roman senator. All I need is for someone to take their top off and oil up, and feed me them while I lounge on a divan and feel VERY good about it because I can eat more than one pouch at a time.

@BlackOrderAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the mental image in the second half there :'y Wish I had a couple oily bois to feed me fruit snax....

@goose6941

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@jsmountain

2 жыл бұрын

The ones that are only yellow, orange, purple, and red? Those are the BEST.

@BlindErephon

2 жыл бұрын

@@jsmountain Yes exactly those! To this very day I feel smug that I can eat as many as I want and nobody can stop me.

@philipbaker4970

2 жыл бұрын

Not the worst craigslist ad I've answered

Gusher’s were the ultimate currency back in the day, they could buy you a whole second lunch if you negotiated correctly

@HeyItsNovalee

2 жыл бұрын

At my school In Toronto the currency was this Korean dried ramen snack. It’s basically instant ramen except you’re not supposed to cook it, you just crumble up the noodles and sprinkle the spices over and eat it raw, it’s absolutely delicious. But anyway, only one girl in the whole class knew where to get them, and I was obsessed with them so every time she had them I would literally beg her to tell me where she got them. At one point she went on a power trip getting people to throw out her garbage and stuff just for some noodle crumbs 😭 In the end I did find out where she got them, a local galleria which is a Korean grocery store. But even then because my family never shopped there I could only beg my mom to let me go there and get some but she wouldn’t. It wasn’t until I was in high school that I was finally able to get my hands on them regularly and even though I’m now an adult that could go buy them whenever I want at a store that’s like 15 minutes from where I live, they still feel like a valuable commodity to me when I do get them 😂 Now if only they weren’t jam packed with salt and preservatives I might be able to live rich and eat them every day. I guess in that sense they really are still valuable. You can only eat one every once in a while or you might give yourself a heart attack 😂😂

@zekrua4006

2 жыл бұрын

@@believeinmatter it's a story from lunchtime at school, you want a moral or smth?

@lordtachanka903

2 жыл бұрын

The only time I ever traded something I traded some mini Oreos for a full size pudding then the kid wanted backsies but I already ate the pudding so he told the principal on me 😂😂😂

@Luppay131498

2 жыл бұрын

God yes. I bought Pokémon cards off of classmates with Gushers

@Abigail_Monteith

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordtachanka903 yeah lmao and trading was super against the rules, at least in my school, but everyone did it anyway

I love whenever the brothers talk about their tragic lunchtime knock offs

@shawnaeatscats

2 жыл бұрын

This gave me intense Munchables vibes

Raw eggs are nature's gooshers :3

@chrislaf

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I hate it

@Hawk_Leigh

2 жыл бұрын

oh no why have you done this

"They don't leave the factory that way" turned this whole bit into supernatural horror in record time

Honestly Travis is probably one fateful trip to the vintage store away from a glasses chain

@escapist83

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how you could wear a glasses chain performatively, but I'm sure he'd figure it out.

I don’t know why I was able to watch this early as it has the unlisted symbol next to it but I liked it!

@zaxer1waxer1

2 жыл бұрын

This video came out 2 hours ago, yet this comment is 10 hours old how did you-

@DrewCanestrano

2 жыл бұрын

@@zaxer1waxer1 i am just as confused as you are. Maybe it’s because I have the playlist downloaded or something but still super confusing.

@BenSwagnerd

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewCanestrano I think that’s exactly it. If you have a playlist downloaded you can even view unlisted. I’ve seen it happen on other videos on other channels before.

@kyleroethemeier5367

2 жыл бұрын

Unlisted just means it won't show up in recommend, if it's in a playlist you can still find it...

0:51 - No rich kid's house has a couch by the front door. So clearly, Griffin just kicked open their back door to barge in and sniff the place.

Prongies - sometimes it's okay to stop

1:01 Glad to see Big Debbie is still in business.

Look, some of my fondest memories involve offbrand candies and snacks. Having friends over so we can all have a Moon Choco Disc and a big glass of Mountain Mist

The ‘baja blergh’ is killing me 😭😭😭

"You get used to 'em," is the absolute best tagline a product could ever have 🤣

Those nostrils... please never do that again, Geo although I did like the subtle reference to Little Debbie's totally jacked, protein-lovin' grandma

1:40 I love how griffin gets so sad thinking back to his poor kid foods. Like the “munchables and a nice note”

0:28 sign taped to locker: "MANGO CULT MEETING @ 12:00 AM, EARN COLLEGE CREDITS!!" 😂

I swear, Geo, you're the most detail-oriented person I've seen on here in a WHILE. You have all these lil references to past bits, and you go the extra mile with things like how you change designs when the story works for it, etc. It's kinda fantastic. I hope you can start to do your own projects on top of the animatics, because I'd love to see more of your own ideas!

@Abigail-hu5wf

2 жыл бұрын

HOW COULD I FORGET THE HANDS?! For those unaware, during "Gom Jabbar", someone pointed out that Geo had gone to the extra effort of considering that folks with darker skin typically have relatively fairer skin on their hands and feet! Something almost NO animators consider or remember, even big-name producers. Btw the reason why palmar and plantar skin tends to be lighter is because palmar and plantar skin is much thicker than other skin (it's histologically called "thick skin", no less). This is important, because the way melanin works in humans is that a kind of cell called a melanocyte produces melanin-containing "granules", and pushes them into skin cells as those skin cells age and rise up the layers of skin. Over time, those melanin granules are slowly broken down, turning them colourless, as a way of essentially preventing the skin from becoming SO dark that it blocks the ability of the skin to produce vitamin D. It's a balancing act: protection from the sun, but also you need SOME UV otherwise you get rickets and stuff. People with eumelanistic skin (literally "good + melanin", darker skin) have the "baseline" or closest to "original" version of this gene: it works in the same way as in our distant human-ancestors. People with low-melanin skin, however, have a mutant version of this gene that is MUCH more aggressive, destroying melanin granules extremely quickly and leaving the skin cells as a pale translucent whitish colour that allows the reddish hues of muscles and blood vessels under the skin to shine through, producing a faintly pink colour. This is because those people (of whom I'm one lol) have ancestors who moved to higher latitudes where UV light is much weaker for most of the year. Because it's so weak, the natural, normal eumelanistic skin tone was STILL too dark for those people to produce healthy amounts of vitamin D, so a more active variant of the melanin degrading gene evolved. However, since UV can get a lot higher in the summer of those high-latitude regions, the mutations in question are UV-dependent: during high exposure to UV light, melanin granule degradation slows temporarily to provide more protection (tanning). Since palmar (hand palm) and plantar (foot sole) skin are thicker, the cells moving up through the layers of thick skin have more time for those melanin granules to be destroyed before the cells die and become part of your protective epidermal layer. Therefore, in eumelanistic skin (which have a baseline higher level of non-destroyed granules), that extra time is enough to make a visually-noticeable difference between the thin skin of the rest of the body and the thicker, more melanin-degraded, skin of the hands and feet. However, in non-eumelanistic skin, the melanin levels are so degraded ALREADY that the difference is barely noticeable unless that person's body is undergoing that tanning process. This is also why it's sliiightly noticeable in folks with more mid-tone/olive-tone/etc skin: they have a higher baseline. This is also why it's fucking bonkers to me that people suggest there's a gene connecting fuckin... skin tone and IQ or whatever. Like... dude no. Have you considered that Racism Is Bad and your theory has absolutely no logical basis???? Like... what the fuck gene could simultaneously control both intelligence AND how fast melanin degrades?? (And before anyone with neuro knowledge says "but what about neural crest cells?", remember that it's not the melanocytes doing the degradation, it's the keratinocytes themselves which are NOT derived from neural crest cells and therefore have no connection with the neurulation process and a mutation in them could NOT realistically affect the brain in that fashion. Also, that's not how anything works lmao) Sorry for going off on that lol but histology is very cool and I hope people enjoyed the explanation. Also, *fuck racism,* it has zero biological basis and now you know why.

@travisshallenberger9486

2 жыл бұрын

@@Abigail-hu5wf I knew that "plantar" meant foot skin (at least I think I did, I've heard lots of people talk about plantar warts & the like) but had no idea that the hands had a term called "palmar". That, along with everything else you said, was pretty damn interesting to read! Thanks!

@Abigail-hu5wf

2 жыл бұрын

@@travisshallenberger9486 Yeah! In medicine, "dorsal" means "on the back side of", so the opposite surface of both your hands and feet are called the "dorsal surfaces". So, if I were referring to a wound on the top of a person's foot, I would call it a wound to the "dorsal surface of left foot" or similar. Vs if I were talking about a cut to the base of someone's thumb, I might say "laceration to the palmar surface of right hand medial to thenar eminence", where the thenar eminence is that lil lump of muscle that connects your thumb to the rest of your palm. Medicine has it's own hyper-specific language to refer to the locations of different things on the body. I actually HIGHLY recommend that you watch a youtube video on "Anatomical Locations and Directions", because they're all aimed at first-week-of-med-school students (which means almost anyone can understand them even without a science background) and because your doctor or nurse in the future will _fucking love you._ If you come into the hospital complaining of pain in your lower limb, and you can say "I'm feeling acute, stabbing pains deep within the lateral compartment of right mid-thigh", they will immediately be able to start treatment instead of spending 10 minutes playing "let's translate the patient's vague descriptions into a muscle or nerve we can figure is probably the culprit". Once you know the difference between "medial and lateral" or between "flexion and extension", you will probably find that every single appointment to see a physiotherapist or orthopaedics specialist will go about twice as quick and ten times as painlessly lol.

@simbelmyne7767

Жыл бұрын

I still laugh when I hear "eminence" in a medical context haha, but seriously all this is so fascinating thanks for writing it out :o

i will never forget the pure betrayal i felt when some kid gave me a gusher, only for there to be something ~cRuNcHy~ in it & she revealed it fell on the floor. you don’t give someone gusher hope only to tear it away like that. gushers are SACRED

Fresh Prongies sounds really good right now... And then I can lick off the Prongies dust from my feeners.

@KO-vb4tg

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer my feeners bone dry, thank you.

The principal’s degree looks very legit. 🤣

@timmywil

2 жыл бұрын

If Travis has a degree on his wall, I haven't....wait.

Gooshers sounds like it's made out of the ghost buster ghost slime

@JulesJuno737

2 жыл бұрын

The batterwitch strikes again >:C

@gemwolfz2860

2 жыл бұрын

yeah youre a homestuck of course youd make that connection /lh

@rosenrot234

2 жыл бұрын

Or like that Slimer drink. The citrusy one.

@davespriter

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosenrot234 are you talking about hi c?

@rosenrot234

2 жыл бұрын

@@davespriter yeah that one

One of Justin‘s best shirts so far, keep up the good work Geo!

My parents used to have this... I hesitate to use the phrase "running gag" like I grew up in a sitcom house, but I don't know what else to call it. Where they had this made-up off-brand called Chintz-Made. Everything they sold was questionable at best and often had a slogan to match. "You get used to 'em!" sounds like exactly the kind of slogan they'd come up with.

The expressions were so great in this one. The dripping egg.

these designs with a Fully Formed Nose is fucking horrifying. amazing work❤️

Ah, man, I love Big Debbie Crisp Discs!! The jagged shards they break into when you bite into them make the eating experience thrillingly dangerous!

big fan of principal cool !! thank you again for the captions as well 😍💖

They dont leave the factory that way killed me

as a former jrotc kid can confirm that getting sent to jrotc for your crimes is the WORST punishment

now this is how I wanna wake up on sundays

Love principal cool and his glasses

There's just something so sinister about "they don't leave the factory that way!"

Gooshers: the liquid surprise that keeps ya guessin!

"They don't leave the factory that way" asdfghjkl

Principle Travis is a look. 😂

Everything about this is perfection

I swear you just know how to make my day

I couldn’t stop laughing, good job with the animatic as always!

I have been craving Gusher every day since I watched this, and as a result I just got back from walking three miles round trip to and from the store with three boxes of Gushers and NOTHING ELSE.

@geothebio

2 жыл бұрын

a true hero

this is like the sequel to the munchables bit and i love it

Geo...I hate that I have to ask this, but why is there an "I heart MILFs" sticker on the laptop?

@geothebio

2 жыл бұрын

because i have the POWER

the way you've been doing these animatics for years is so wild i love them

This is the munchables all over again, lmao

1:52 gets me every time, lmfao that picture.

your 80s fashions are on point.

this makes me think of the munchables bit where they talked about having knock off lunchables

Man that pattern on Justin’s shirt takes me back…

These videos always make me smile

Hell yea hell yea I love ur animation

another top notch animation!

Geo you deserve more views for this quality content 👏

1:00 I weren't ready for Big Debbie, son

That life hack makes me so angry because no??? When you leave on vacation, you close the windows and stuff so rain and ✨ the elements ✨ don't invade while you are gone, so there is no air flow, so when you come back it's all stuffy and it has that stuffy smell and unless you live your usual life with 0 air flow, too, your guests aren't getting that stuffy smell!!!!!!!!! Now that I've set up camp in the hill I'm willing to die on, I can continue enjoying the video, thank you, good night.

I love how Travis looks as the Principal Lady.

Another day, another good geothebio animatic!

I'm loving it!

@emilysmith2965

2 жыл бұрын

Ba dum dum da dooo… I’m indifferent

please don't stop making theseee!! (or at least as long as you want 👉👈)

Just wanted to comment with a request, which I never do, but think it would be enjoyable. It's newest episode 602: Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore. At 5:49 Griffin starts talking about the Riddler and the murders, and Travis proposes The Murderer? The few minutes of that interaction is so good!

This was so funny! Subscribed.

My favorite is our local HEB has knock off Go Gurt that they simply label "Sqlurp!" With the exclamation point and everything.

"They don't leave the factory that way"

This is great!

Not the Baja Bleurgh!

"It doesn't leave the factory that way" my fucking sides

I transferred channels and forgot about my subscription to this one. I re-subscribed yesterday and now today the first thing I see when I go on KZread is a new video. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelll yeah!

criminally early to this - loved it!

Fuck griffin covered in tears and raw egg nearly made me cry

no fr!!!! that gushers, pringles, water dispensers in the fridge house

Get used to them after a while!! Ffff this is so funny!

Fuckin "crisp disc" 🤣🤣😭

quality attention to detail

I just noticed how you draw teary eyes and I'm just 😂

felt like watching Parasite on 10x speed

if you had gushers and Pringles I was convinced you were rich jshdusnaha

@geothebio

2 жыл бұрын

name brands were for rich kids tbh

This is the sequel to Munchables

If there's a degree on his wall, I Have Seen It

not enough people are talking about the very real gooshers-to-jrotc pipeline. 😔

I always got gooshers in my munchables

Rich kid: "I got a hot pocket, some pringles, and some gushers! What about you?" "I got a cold pouch, prongles, and gooshers"

Big Debbie!

One time a loose tooth came out while I ate a goosher

Every time I hear Justin now. All I hear is Just Amber.

I do greatly enjoy Justin's shirt in this. I KNOW that pattern, but for the life of me I can't remember where I've seen that pattern...

@geothebio

2 жыл бұрын

our old taco bell (before they refurbished it) had that pattern on all the seats! it was also common on arcade flooring as well haha

Can you please do the bit from the recent Boston Live Show where they’re talking about how to sneak a snake on a bus and Griffin says “put a little hat in himmmm”? please I beg!!

I am begging you to animate the bit from the recent ep where they try to make a stinger for iheart media

This video brought to you by Lasagna Jim's Good Lasagna.

I can't help but notice that griffin's laptop has a sticker that says "I love milfs"...

Is Justin wearing a Dan Flashes?

Fun fact: I have an unhealthy addiction to gushers. Like seriously. It’s an issue.

umm... (tearfully) prongies

And dunkaroos

BAJA BLERGH

Wild to me how people's natural body odour is a good indicator of compatibility for both friends and partners. We should get rid of perfumes and colognes and just sniff each other before we get to know people. Would save a lot of time if we just bypassed smalltalk and then learnt about each other's personalities after getting a baseline. Would revolutionise speed dating, put an end to having to pretend to like your friend Greg and you know why Judith from HR is being a dick to you.

Holy canoli ,how am I this early

baja bleugh

I need to go back to Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom and am gonna be upset if the Rito don't use something shaped like this 🥲

I hope it's okay but I pronounce your name "geo the bee-o".

Prongies😆