Thomas Edison's youtube apology

@feathersoffancy8988

3 жыл бұрын

Pfft-

@NowCovering

3 жыл бұрын

With so many ad breaks

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

"The goal of my content is-"

@Arrakiz666

3 жыл бұрын

I have made a severe, continuous lapse of my judgment.

@rebekah5052

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry for stealing so many ideas. Tesla and I had a fistfight in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am to settle that and that's why I'm doing this apology. Now, if you watch the ad to give me money, I can rebuild my brand today. Also, buy my merch and hit that like and subscribe button".

Marie Curie was the most Polish woman ever. She literally named an element she found polonium

@Pokechon

3 жыл бұрын

Some people knew her as Marie "Poland is fucking tight" Curie

@Nsnsnbdbxn

3 жыл бұрын

🇵🇱 forever -Madme Curie

@ethanomcbride

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Yoyoitsyoji

3 жыл бұрын

Poland isn’t even reeeaal

@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

i was sooo confused when the yahoo thought she was american

my favorite part of this ask is that they metion a bunch of people who weren't even american

@TheZahirNT2

3 жыл бұрын

JJ The Pikazard The legend that truly needs to be brought back is the American education system.

@BlindErephon

3 жыл бұрын

And at least one fictional character.

@TheZahirNT2

3 жыл бұрын

Hypnotoad Being born in America is pretty much the MAIN requirement for being an American. And “love of freedom” and “all people being created equal” aren’t nearly the only things defining Americanness in the minds of most people whether they be in America or elsewhere in the world. There’s a lot of baggage that comes with being American. Recognizing and accepting that is the first step to realizing our place in society and the world at large.

@TheMrVengeance

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cameron368 - _"Simply living here is enough to make you considered [American]."_ Yeah, tell that too all the undocumented immigrants who live in fear of being deported by ICE daily. Or the refugees in cages who weren't even given the chance.

@cristiana8044

3 жыл бұрын

Hypnotoad , I’m Portuguese, love freedom and believe all men are created equally. If I became a legend I would be offended if Americans claimed me . It’s just saying that “This person who did something great is now American because as we all know only Americans can be legends.” I’m proud of being Portuguese, and it hurts to see my legends be taken away from me by ignorant people who believe that Nationality can be obtained by personality traits . I’d love to be a legend in America but I’d never like to be turned American by being a legend. (P.s , I know that the brothers were joking about the Marie Curie part BTW .)

It is the most 'Murican thing for Americans to bring back "American legends" like European scientists and fictional characters.

@adrienstarfaer

Жыл бұрын

If we get Paul Bunyan, can we also get the Autobots? Many shows depict them living in the US, and their story is about as realistic

@ThePaperSun

Жыл бұрын

It's the most European thing to pretend that the Americas aren't a collection of illegitimate genocidal European colonies.

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

Seriously! And I gotta say it's also pretty 'murican (specifically white'murican dude) to think that this magical summoning would be specifically helpful with today's political issues lol. The moment a modern woman even spoke to Jefferson, he'd probably call her a witch for wearing pants. Some come from centuries ago, when owning people was akin to being a homeowner. It would take that entire "new moon" cycle for the debilitating shock from the knowledge of a black president _alone_ to wear off. Hell, just the concept of a trans person might straight up cause a stroke in some of those "american heros". 🤣🤣

@professorplum3858

Жыл бұрын

That checks out.

@Silverwind87

Жыл бұрын

Well, Tesla was born in Serbia but he _did_ emigrate to America. He witnessed the American Dream firsthand: Having all your ideas stolen.

Marie Curie is lookin like a Marie cutie, those glowing green eyes got me feelin some type of way (probably cancerous)

@janeeyre1990

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the young women who painted glow-in-the-dark watches and such with radium, when it was first marketed as a miracle substance, would paint their teeth with it so they would glow green in the dark, use it as a gag on their friends and sweethearts. It...did not end well for them.

@crickety6092

3 жыл бұрын

This comment. This comment SENT me so hard eye-

@nicestpancake

3 жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 Most of their families never got justice because those watch companies were like "nah bruh it wasn't the radium, and if it was the radium, not our fault they put it in their mouths." (Also I would like to point out it wasn't just for gags and aesthetics- they had to put the brushes in their mouths to keep the tip of the brush fine.)

@lemeres2478

3 жыл бұрын

That sudden increase in your heart beat is actually a symptom. You should see a doctor.

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

:flushed:

Glowing Marie Curie is kinda cute, honestly.

@tylervanmeter9678

3 жыл бұрын

More like Marie Cutie

@sighthoundstars

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE YOU TWO ARE TOO MUCH EHWJWJSNSJW

@zillailluhr

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda?

@anachronity9002

3 жыл бұрын

I love her radiant smile

@Thesleepytimes

3 жыл бұрын

Agreeded

Ok but Jonas Salk is a true good good lad.

@Brisarious

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine someone blowing the horn and it brings back Jonas Salk and nobody else. He's the one true american hero

@SAWhowhatnow

3 жыл бұрын

And, weirdly, still went straight to hell.

@floofem4120

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if he came back right now he'd be so PISSED

@nessesaryschoolthing

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't he that guy that stole the cure for polio from a goat?

@gavinclark6891

3 жыл бұрын

Thomas Edison was a criminal and a plagiarist, though

Yo idk if this was a thing before the protests but this would literally be the WORST possible time to summon a bunch of racist slave owners

@shorewall

3 жыл бұрын

Best time. :D

@Sam-iu8nb

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Thomas Jefferson just walked past a crowd tearing down his statue. Would things turn nasty? Or would it just be socially awkward for everyone?

@turidrowned

3 жыл бұрын

And also slave emancipators, since they really dont seem to be caring who the statue actually belongs to. How inclusive.

@Psy1402

3 жыл бұрын

@@turidrowned If I *start* punching you, I don't get credit for stopping when I stop.

@ashleyjohnson9651

3 жыл бұрын

@@turidrowned there were people back in the day that knew slavery was fucked up enough to wonder why the founding fathers would write about equality while owning slaves. They don't have the excuse of "well everyone was just like that back in the day so give them a break they didn't know any better" Everyone wasn't and they absolutely did. 9/10 of the founding fathers were absolute fucking hypocrites, at _best_

If we blow that horn, will the ghost of Alexander Hamilton finally let Lin Manuel Miranda rest?

@djclawson

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno but someone made a whole off-Broadway play about it.

@cheesewater74

3 жыл бұрын

Hamilton 2: Electric Boogaloo

@breadlast

3 жыл бұрын

No. He can never rest.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheesewater74 Now we finally see the French revolution!

@annonimooseq1246

3 жыл бұрын

If he came back I don’t think that anyone could rest

I would give anything for geothebio's Tesla, Edison, n Curie: The Animated Adventures holy shit

@xanderfunk492

3 жыл бұрын

We kinda have that with Super Science Friends, but Edison was a villain.

@auxin903

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderfunk492 As he should be.

@duck7781

3 жыл бұрын

yeah please check out super science friends it's basically exactly that

@oye3449

3 жыл бұрын

Can we please get this though?

@theotherghostgirl337

3 жыл бұрын

Curie and Tesla bully Edison the series

Washington smacking us with a rolled up newspaper. “WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SEPARATE PARTIES OF GOVERNMENT?!! YALL HAD ONE JOB!!!”

@dboot8886

3 жыл бұрын

Morgan Mae Sanders Me getting smacked by Washington: Daddy. Washington: Thine what? Me: Nothing...

@homelessperson5455

3 жыл бұрын

That was Jefferson.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

"WHAT. WERE. YOU. THINKING!"

@morganmaesanders9253

3 жыл бұрын

DBoot 888 XDDD OMG GO TO TIME OUT

@morganmaesanders9253

3 жыл бұрын

Hobo_Shuruken oh shit fam my bad

Love that they mentioned Marie Curie and Tesla who definitely aren't American.

@CcReap3r

3 жыл бұрын

What? Tesla definitely became an American citizen. Curie....less so.

@Abigail-hu5wf

3 жыл бұрын

Tesla emigrated to the US so you could definitely argue him as being American, since he was a naturalised citizen. Curie never set foot in the US to my knowledge.

@notnormalyet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Abigail-hu5wf Not only did Marie Curie visit the U.S., she met the President! But...definitely not American.

@matthewkelly1263

3 жыл бұрын

Curie was born in Poland and died in France. So it would be safe to say she was Polish-French or French-Polish

@pureicefire

3 жыл бұрын

They’re still heroes to me, an American! 😭

I’m sorry but the growing trees issue did not mention Johnny Appleseed, the man who grew a lot of trees

@sweatyskeleton7390

3 жыл бұрын

My dear Lolsipop, Johnny Appleseed was just a legend! Op would only have real people summoned by the horn, like John Henry and Paul Bunion!

@Silverwind87

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweatyskeleton7390 Johnny Appleseed was a real man. His name was John Chapman, he was a pioneer and a nurse.

@carolinea7870

Жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 woosh

@WildBluntHickok

Жыл бұрын

He only grew sour apple trees. They were good for making alcohol from and he was a raging alcoholic. Oh and the whole "very quick growing tree" thing being the reason he picked apple and not, like, peach trees to make peach cider from (or is that apple cider with peach flavoring?) I think apple trees make good wood though.

the only thing that can save 2020 now is the American Hero Horn

@Anarcho69

3 жыл бұрын

Or if we, the workers Seize the means of production.

@ABucketOfFish

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anarcho69 Ah, a man of culture! ☭

@brridk9296

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anarcho69 yess lets go

@rajavlitra

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anarcho69 dont worry, joe hill and tom paine is probably included in there

once again, i am obsessed with the shirt pattern you’ve given justin. i would buy a whole fashion line with the shirts you draw justin in. also, marie curie’s radioactive eyes are sending me, thank you.

Defense to Blow the Horn: They get less and less useful the longer we wait.

@lemeres2478

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The 1860's was probably the actual right time, now that I think about it.

@mejhdhhicbfshihids652

3 жыл бұрын

But at the same time new heroes are being created

This is actually really emblematic of the American ideal of individualism.

@samseymour7004

3 жыл бұрын

Great Man Theory as told by an elementary school student lol

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

I need elaboration, please

@Hotrob_J

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB the idea that a great man is the driver of all innovation and success. Individualism is the reason that people say "Elon Musk is driving innovation because he's amazing" while ignoring that he has hundreds of actually smart people working tirelessly and the only reason he is successful is because he inherited the wealth from apartheid emerald money that allowed him the economic and social capital to pay those people to do all the work he takes credit for. Individualism is also why American passports are worthless right now.

@Titleknown

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hotrob_J I mean, technically the more common coloquial term for that specifically is "The 'Great Man' Theory of History," at least in my experience, but I getcha.

@thegreatandterrible4508

Жыл бұрын

The question is actually a reference to an old The Onion skit, which was making fun of this exact phenomenon

I love that they all somehow forgot that Paul Bunyan is like a mile tall

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

and conflated him with Honeydipper Dan

Random thing, but I like how your version of Marie curie has glowing green eyes for some reason. I know literally nothing about her backstory so it might fit but whatever glowing green eyes is good and on point

@kingoftheostrogoths

3 жыл бұрын

Probably all the radiation she was exposed to. Her notebooks are still kept in lead boxes because they’re so radioactive.

@ezekielmartin4323

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingoftheostrogoths Yeah, if there's one thing that we all learned from Marie Curie, it's that you should definitely aim high, but don't play with the glowing rocks, kids.

@afeatherinthewind

3 жыл бұрын

*Danny phantom theme intensifies *

@saltysoap4963

3 жыл бұрын

Ezekiel Martin, I’m NOT supposed to play with them? Well shit no wonder they tasted so bad-

@flipflopzthreeonethree1873

3 жыл бұрын

She was irradiated as shit lol

....this sounds like an essay written by a 5th grader on why they love America

@lemeres2478

3 жыл бұрын

And they got a D, since they kept on referencing the most polish person possible.

Tbh the founding fathers would prolly just watch Hamilton and be really confused and racist about it.

@beridot2615

3 жыл бұрын

The founding fathers WERE THE CEOS OF RACISM

@davidwest3056

3 жыл бұрын

They would drop at least one pamphlet and check a whole lot of balances.

@manticorephoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Completely confused over people having the right to vote without having to be a land owner first

@manticorephoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Completely confused over the concept of a Standing Army or the Military Industrial Complex

@rulersaury

3 жыл бұрын

Yep this is so true

Step 1: horn the founding fathers Step 2: YEET

@isnotmimi

3 жыл бұрын

Ritualistic sacrifice as cathartic symbol of rebirth

I imagine they'd also not be on board with the whole, women's suffrage and LGBT rights. And especially not racial equality. So, you know, maybe not a good idea.

@andrewdiaz3529

3 жыл бұрын

The horn also said American heroes and founders. We also get some others like MLK too

@deftrascal1626

3 жыл бұрын

the horn is so magical it adapts to the time at which its blown, meaning if it's blown now it'll know not to bring back bigots and slave owners, it'll only bring back the MLKs and slave emancipators and such :D

@probablyfacetious2895

3 жыл бұрын

@@deftrascal1626 If the horn only brings back Americans who did absolutely nothing wrong by the standards of any present American, I've got both good and bad news for you. The good news is, that horn exists and can be purchased at literally any musical instrument store. The bad news is that there's nobody to bring back.

@spelcheak

2 жыл бұрын

Those are all bad things.

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

@@spelcheak oooh edgy and unique!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "Aliens and Sedition Act" John Adams isn't the best candidate to come help fix the government

you know it’s gonna be a good clip when it takes them few attempts to say the question out loud cause they can’t stop laughing.

"American hero horn" lists non-americans.

@CaitieLou

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, is there anything more American than acting like every important person to ever exist was American? :'D

I just realized that Marie Curie's eyes are green because of the radium (or just general radiation) which is frankly a wonderful touch

Marie Curie catching up on all the modern science be like, "so *thaaaaat's* why I died!"

Under the assumption that they haven't learned anything since they, y'know, died, I bet like John Adams would be like "Uh, I don't know... slavery. Ending slavery would fix things, right?"

@dubiousdeliquite6641

3 жыл бұрын

It would be funny if we brought them back and george washington was recorded saying something like "wait you guys abolished slavery? Well thats your problem!" I dont even know if washington was pro or anti slavery, but it would be funny to have that recorded for decades to come

@MrPinusMonticola

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but then you'd get all the dudes involved with the writing of the US Constitution being like, "It's been more than 200 years and you're still following most of our old ass shit?! The fuck?! The world looks and acts nothing like it did when we wrote this stuff... You know... you know you can make changes right? Like, we specifically wrote into this thing that it was a LIVING DOCUMENT that was meant to CHANGE and ADAPT to the changing world. We can't fix this shit, and honestly, y'all fuckered the pooch on this one bad enough that I'm not sure you can fix it either."

@CcReap3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrPinusMonticola You know we HAVE amended it once or twice, right?

@meowdynyall9284

3 жыл бұрын

CcReap3r they did say “most of”

@bigbundle3223

3 жыл бұрын

CcReap3r I think they’re more referring to the idea that the constitution itself was intended to be replaced regularly, not just endlessly tack on amendments.

My favorite song is from that iconic scene in Hamilton where George Washington is showing Alexander Hamilton the horn that revives the American legends until the next new moon, y’all know that scene

I thoroughly enjoy the fact that you illustrated the founding fathers according to their original Broadway actors

Wait Curie wasn't American at all, she was Polish and then moved to France?

@SourChirpin

3 жыл бұрын

Yep yep yep. It’s a very American quality to think that anyone of note from back in the day is also a US citizen.

@MycoCane

3 жыл бұрын

The video says that

@Nsnsnbdbxn

3 жыл бұрын

@@SourChirpin I don't feel like that's fair.. I think we're just stupid.

@ashleyjohnson9651

3 жыл бұрын

@@SourChirpin well when you consider how biased our textbooks are, it does seem surprising they'd ever teach us about any non Americans. You figure they'd think it was treason, since apparently "slavery" was just the nice Americans helping the Africans find jobs, according to Texas textbooks

@alexanderpumpkin3423

3 жыл бұрын

Doctor Doom you clearly didn’t read the comment

GRIFFINS DRAWN ON WATCH IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING YOUVE EVER INCLUDED

Here's my idea: Edison vs Tesla. Pay per view. THUNDERDOME.

@wuraolaolagunju

3 жыл бұрын

Two men enter, one man leaves!!

@lalas181

Жыл бұрын

Hell yes!

@MilloSpiegel

Жыл бұрын

Both of them would hide machines in their gloves. Tesla has a very nice electric current l, not strong enough to kill but gives you a proper jolt. Edison just has a knife

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

@@MilloSpiegel Tesla would beat Edison's ass any day of the week.

@MilloSpiegel

Жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Tesla has the mad man bite in him. He would just beat up Edison, he doesn't care

I love Marie Curie's radiation eyes

Are,,,, are John Henry and Paul Bunion gay in this one?? Cause I love that for them.

@mitkitty

3 жыл бұрын

Im gonna argue John Henry is poly bcni swear his legend had a wife. John Has Two Handa

@mitkitty

3 жыл бұрын

@Ties de Jong no i just type poorly on the phone and forget to check my spelling sometimes

@breadlast

3 жыл бұрын

I got more of a "spongebob imagination" vibe, but... Idk... Apparently Nickelodeon made Spongebob gay when no one was looking so... who even knows anymore?

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

What's manlier than two men?

@abramthiessen8749

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 two gay men. Bunion is clearly a bear, the manliest category of men.

I really love the fact that Marie Curie’s eyes are glowing green.

im so proud of justin for holding back on his jonas salk knowledge to the end of the bit. if i were a guy who did a medical podcast with my wife and i heard my little brother not recognise jonas salks name i would be like MAN IDK ABOUT THOSE OTHER SCIENTISTS BUT SALK????? HE CAN STAY. like. i would be incorrigible until my kin were up to date on the history of the polio vaccine.

5:08 the sawbones really popped out for a second

Geothebio is now an honorary American hero for animating this absolute unit of a bit

I mean, making curie's eyes green glowy was GENIUS💕💕

I love the idea that people think that if we summon all these old guys who made achievements in the past they would somehow be able to help with our modern situation.

Saints. This question asker is asking about secular saints. It's civic religion, yo.

@ryanbarham8464

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's pretty clear that this person venerates historical American figures pretty damn hard.

@BlindErephon

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbarham8464 Not enough to know that some of the named ones aren't American or historical, tho. To be fair, its a magic horn so maybe it could summon fictional characters.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Well we could probably use intervention by some saints.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

3 жыл бұрын

The cult of patriotism, baybee.

@lemeres2478

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should get into actual saints instead. I still feel like the Werewolf Saint Christopher could solve a lot of problems. The solutions would mostly be punching or carrying people across rivers, but still.

This is SO GOOD. I’d forgotten how freakin’ hilarious this discussion was. Also Tesla’s FACE when he and Curie are confronting Edison, that little lip curl is EVERYTHING.

I like how you draw sweat, it looks like the person is made of wax and they're melting

@TheMightyBattleSquid

3 жыл бұрын

Is that not how you sweat?

I love how this question is just an onion video

@tylervanmeter9678

3 жыл бұрын

A fine twist on a great video

I LOVE this animatic but I HATE how the frog is staring deep into my soul like he knows everything about me. He doesn’t even know me yet he could receite my social security to me

George Washington would come back and be like "if you had just NOT made parties like i TOLD you too, this wouldn't have been an issue."

The founding father's would be absolutely no help. We'd be like "How do we address police brutality?" and they'd be like "Wait hold on, slow down... so slavery. We're done with that? We don't do that anymore?"

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

According to a cut Hamilton scene, they couldn’t even end slavery. They’d be 0 help

@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

they just put in an agreement to never talk about slavery until 1820. then in 1820 some other politicians made another compromise, but it didn't go over too well since um 30 or so years later we had the civil war

@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385

3 жыл бұрын

They literally instituted the 3/5 compromise so that slavery could, at one point in the future, could be abolished. The logic was that southern states, where slavery was legal, couldn't have a disproportionate amount of power in the House of Representatives and institute federal laws furthering the proliferation of slavery. Also, about half of the founding fathers never owned slaves, and a significant portion of the other half didn't own slaves after the states were formed (most northern states were free states from the get go, and that's where a lot of founding fathers lived, especially Massachusettes and New York). The only significant exception were the Virgia boys, and even Jefferson had his slaves freed after his wife died.

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Coupledyeti Vonvanderburg I think the fact that half owned people at all is condemning lol. Jefferson still _owned people_

@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB And so did people from every other society on the planet for the past ten millennia. The difference is, by setting up the United States the way they did, the founding fathers ensured slavery would be abolished within 80 years of the nation's conception. That's a fuckin speedrun of abolition.

To be fair, John Adams apparently didn't really know what to do with his own government.

@honeybeex5564

3 жыл бұрын

give him some credit!!!! he pretty much completely banned immigrants and made it illegal to bully him specifically

@jeffanderson3424

3 жыл бұрын

Very tough to get the scrubs to agree to a "no scrub" sign off.

Tbh the Founding Fathers would probably just be like “YOU LET **WHO** VOTE!?”

@jeffanderson3424

3 жыл бұрын

"Scrubs"

I love Marie Curie's glowing radioactive eyes so much!

Oh i missed your lovely videos

When they said the horn would bring back American Legends, I was picturing like. Paul Bunyan, and Mothman and shit. See, *that* I would be into, have them come save America. ....granted, I'm not entirely sure what Paul Bunyan's gonna do here. Very few of our current problems can be solved by cutting some trees down. Maybe like... have Bigfoot and Mothman and Johnny Appleseed or whoever sit down and solve the problems and just give Paul Bunyan some kinda fake job to keep him out of the way while still making him feel included. You're doing great, Paul!

Christopher Jackson is having a ROUGH time out there in the desert.

curie's green eyes are GENIUS the glowing is amazing geo you're just ugh so good

i like to think that this is real and the person writing it is just phrasing it as a hypothetical so that people don’t get suspicious

just a note, Alexander Hamilton was very anti-immigrant despite being an immigrant himself so we don't need any more hypocrites in power, look at what's happening now

@JB-ku7uz

3 жыл бұрын

What a simple viewpoint to have

@bluegum6438

3 жыл бұрын

@Raging S gee it sure is cool that one side of the political discourse is free to make up whatever the fuck they like and think sounds good at the time because they've been barefaced lying and manipulating the education system for so long their supporters think it's normal and desirable

@Hambonehoven

3 жыл бұрын

Source?

I like how the brothers had a higher sense of urgency about handling the covid crisis using an imaginary magic horn than the US government with their real money and policies

Grip it and rip it Geo

Plot twist: the horn actually summons the /fate style Servant versions of these historical figures and half of them are cute anime girls now.

@kyokkyuu

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking "this is just the counter-force".

@Pomlithe

2 жыл бұрын

please help edison is back and he's a fucking LION???? HE AND TESLA WON'T STOP THROWING LIGHTING AT EACH OTHER

George Washington: "My bad guys, I guess in hindsight that unilateral pardons were kind of a bad idea."

@joeyfromschool

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like regular sight should’ve caught that one, George

i think it’s great that these guys either didn’t know this was an onion sketch or didn’t care because i love that we got the mcelroy take on this one

Nearly 8 minutes? YOU BLESS US!!

you drew Marie Curie cute as hell (sidenote: I love that her eyes are glowing so you can tell that she's ＩＲＲＡＤＩＡＴＥＤ)

great now im gay for marie curie. thanks

Someone's been reading The Wheel of Time. 🎡

Hey so... with the Edison film coming up staring Benedict Cumberbatch as Thomas Edison, do you think they found the horn and want to proactively restore his brand till the next new moon, or is that just me?

@isnotmimi

3 жыл бұрын

I don't actually care much either way about Edison, and think this whole setup with him as Villain Capitalist contrasted against Under Appreciated Little Guy Genius Tesla is a bit of an exaggerated dichotomy (especially ironic considering Tesla has been turned into the brand of Elon Musk, who fits the role of Villain Capitalist Edison more than real Edison ever could). But I dislike Cumberbatch so that movie would probably be enough to get me on board the hate train.

Bill of rights: "Tis the inalienable right of all men to wanteth not no scrub. A scrub is a guy that getteth not love from thee."

Now I'm imagining a Paul Bunyan/John Henry meet-cute in hell.

I'm a little surprised nobody has commented on how this question is a reference to the Wheel of Time series

Love how Curie's eyes are green due to radiation

this is literally the plot of the second Wheel of Time book

I'm glad I'm not the only one thirsting over Marie Curie's glowing eyes

I love how they ask Paul Bunyan about universal wifi when Tesla actually tried a similar technology

@LordChesalot

3 жыл бұрын

Telsa would create a monopoly not a public service

oh boy this bit has aged... interestingly

Marie Curie with them glowing green eyes. Wow. Spectacular. This is wonderful on this hellday in this hellweek in this hellyear.

“You freed the WHAT!?” [thanks to Tumblr, where I stole this joke from]

Radium-eyes Marie Curie and the John Henry / Paul Bunion Bromance are my favorite parts of this video.

I love the way you drew Marie Curie with the radioactive eyes it's beautiful 😂

I love that the question was about a magic horn and the wildest shit in it was still Travis suggesting the possibility that we might need it before the next new moon, as though after that things would've started getting better anyway. Not a theory that panned out.

What do they expect? How are old-timey inventors going to solve all of our environmental problems that they have no background in? xD

The guy who asked the question actually has the horn and is looking for advice on when to blow it. They just can't bring themselves to do it because they don't want to use up the one use at the wrong time.

I'm just going to assume that all these people have been keeping up with the times whilst being dead and would be able to handle whatever technological/societal problems we have.

“Would now be the time to blow it?” Is gonna be my senior quote

I read this as American Hero Mom at first and I was was like yeah, a cool lookin’ lady with shades on the thumbnail, seems legit. (Also kudos, nice work)

Almost 8 minutes? You are too good to us.

Every time you upload I'm just like :D My serotonin is back!!

This reminds me of an onion video that was called, "should Obama blow the silver horn that the founding fathers Left behind in case the country ever needed them"

@Maazin5

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me. I was having some serious deja vu

You could theoretically blow the horn as many times as you want. There’s no rules that say you can’t.

@lemeres2478

3 жыл бұрын

Look on the other side."#3- no wishing for more wishes stuff. Come on. "

This is why you HAVE to specify that the summoning works on Fate rules and they arrive with a functional knowledge of the modren era.

John Henry was my childhood hero so I’m voting to summon him obv

I really enjoyed the animation! You did a great job ✨

I’d watch a whole show, even just a slide show, of this depiction of Marie Curie

I love how you draw their shirts with different designs every time. It's a very small but delightful detail! :)

OH MY GOD I think I was confusing Paul Bunyan with Ted Bundy

That’s just a story from The Onion, but The Onion’s story had the horn only bring back the founding fathers.

@placebokuriboh

Жыл бұрын

I thought i heard this premise somewhere else before!

People put the Founding Fathers on such a high pedestal. I'd actually love for them to come back just so they could straight-up tell us to stop lionizing the corpse of a vaguely ideal version of America that never existed, please and thank you.

During his presidency, Obama was tempted to use The Horn. The Onion has a good article on it.

03:40 I love how curie's glasses are glowing green