"It'll eventually be One person in line, ordering 500 meals." Congrats! You invented... the Waiter!

@sevencats4964

4 жыл бұрын

shit you're right

@lolitamolita5354

4 жыл бұрын

Waiters don't use their own money to give you your food

@karabirb

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK

@darkpaw1522

4 жыл бұрын

*Mind blown*

@reynardvulpine9158

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolitamolita5354 neither does this person. You're paying for them to order your food.

Question asker: Hey, is it uncool to pay someone else to order for me to jump the food truck line? Brothers: The hot, wet, sexy robot food train is going to kill you.

@shinydino

4 жыл бұрын

“God’s gonna kill you with a train.”

@seemslegit614

4 жыл бұрын

100$

@shinydino

4 жыл бұрын

Seems Legit $200.

@accthefiend

4 жыл бұрын

shinydino “why did it increase?”

@shinydino

4 жыл бұрын

ACC the Musical Fiend You’re wastin’ my time, kid

Question: "Was I cutting in line?" Answer: "You've got to resist the siren song of the robot food train. If you get on this sexy, hot, wet, greasy train, you will die. I don't know why the scientists made them all look like Mark Ruffalo."

@hacktplanet450

2 жыл бұрын

Checks out

THIS IS A HOT WET ROBOT TRAIN AND IT WILL ANNIHILATE YOU

@e-811

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 420th like...

@grimdarkAngel

3 жыл бұрын

"Gods gonna kill you with a train."

@emilyodonnell4928

7 ай бұрын

I read that as he said it

@montlejohnbojangles8937

7 ай бұрын

One of my all time fucking favourite Griffin quotes

I'd like to point out to everyone that Justin's daughter Charlie enjoys watching animatics of her Dad's show. Justin has also acknowledged that food train is one of their most famous bits in recent memory. Hot math Congrats geothebio a McElroy somewhere out there loves you

@bubblinebee

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, I'm going to start saying 'hot math' when there's a connection somewhere I don't feel like elaborating on. Thank you, you've enlightened me.

"Baked my noodle" might be one of the funniest phrases ever spoken in the English language

@cactusguy4363

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure it isn't "Hot, wet, robot train."

@QuantumPhanatic

3 жыл бұрын

Have you considered "freaked my Bean"

@adrienstarfaer

Жыл бұрын

@@cactusguy4363 They said "one of", that one could be another

i listened to this episode while ill in an unairconditioned apartment in prague during a heatwave and all i remember of it was feeling like i was completely delusional... still feel pretty delusional listening to it now

@Mocityspirit

4 жыл бұрын

Issie C Merry I think you’ve been closer to food train than anyone

@zealouschristian2428

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't that describe most of their stuff?

@issiemerry

4 жыл бұрын

Mocityspirit I’m both honoured and incredibly worried for my safety

@Mocityspirit

4 жыл бұрын

Issie C Merry be glad you weren’t turned into food or a robot

@katiejarvis3776

4 жыл бұрын

I was at the dentists while having a cavity drilled under laughing gas. pretty similar vibes

When i heard "hot wet robot train", i was scared the brothers wouldn't go anywhere with this rather sexy plot point. I'm glad to say i was mistaken

Person: Hey, does this count as cutting in line? Brothers: YOU WILL DIE IF YOU HOP ON THIS SEXY ROBOT FOOD TRAIN!!!

this bit did *not* go where i was expecting

@Shrimp8008

4 жыл бұрын

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@glumbortango7182

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shrimp8008 the only reasonable reply, of course

@Shrimp8008

4 жыл бұрын

@@glumbortango7182 lmao I'm confused myself

@calypso4533

3 жыл бұрын

Question: When in line at a food truck, is it impolite to just pay someone else to order for me? Answer: This is a HOT, WET ROBOT TRAIN and it will ANNIHILATE YOU

I want the McElroys to pay Geothebio to pump these out a la The Ricky Gervais Show.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you do something so mean as comparing somebody to Ricky Gervais?

@comancheknight9004

3 жыл бұрын

The One and Only Michael McCormick you mean compliment, right? I guess there’s no accounting for taste with some people.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

3 жыл бұрын

Comanche Knight I guess I just don’t find condescending transphobes funny. Oops?

@comancheknight9004

3 жыл бұрын

The One and Only Michael McCormick I don’t find people who can’t take a joke funny. Oops. He’s addressed it, but no one can stop a person from feeling angry if that’s what they choose to feel, regardless of intent.

@JimJamTheAdmin

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick I agree. His comedy is punching down more than punching up and it does not sit well with me. If someone compared my humour to Ricky, I'd prolly do some serious soul-searching about how important it is to laugh at minority groups with little to no representation.

"We've got to resist the Siren's song of the Robot Food Train!" is one of the best sentences I've ever heard.

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

there's just so much to unpack in that one line

Snowpiercer might have Chris Evens, but MY Snackpiercer has Chris Meloni

@awesomesauce10001

4 жыл бұрын

*chris Morocco from Bon appetite

@SeymourDisapproves

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Chris Hansen

@joshdwittmam

4 жыл бұрын

Chrisp Ovens

@creampop8553

4 жыл бұрын

And also Mark Ruffalo cooking bots

@kris-py3035

4 жыл бұрын

You guys are all forgetting our Lord and savior Chris Pratt

B A K E D M Y N O O D L E

I love that the conversation went. From: 'is it wrong to ask the person up front to order you some food but you pay for both.' To 'food train with sexy mark ruffalo robots cooking on each other.' Just a wild change of pace.

i cannot explain to you how much i love the jorts on the sexy robots

@glazeliights7025

4 жыл бұрын

Jobots

Juice's Ruffalo pull is so specific it's obviously not even a joke in the slightest on his part.

"op can't draw tents lol" i love these little easter eggs

Me: Is from Texas & hates when others make a big deal about being from here Me: upon seeing that we won't get visits from the food train "But we're Texas! You can't skip us!"

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

Oh quit bitching -hawaii Where's the food boat?

@tiffanyabad2570

4 жыл бұрын

They told you, the government spent all the money on the food train. No healthcare, no food boat 🙍

@cannoli_bear

4 жыл бұрын

I lived in AK for 7 years and am permanently miffed everytime people forget that it exists.

@shinydino

4 жыл бұрын

And when you fly to Hawaii they make you dispense all your food train burgers in a little bin so it doesn’t disrupt the burger wildlife found on the archipelago. The rare Hawaiian burger trees rely on a high-sexy robot soil content to survive, and nonnative Ruffalo bot varieties could end up Hulk-Smashing the only source of food on America’s most remote state.

@tiffanyabad2570

4 жыл бұрын

@@cannoli_bear This is the best reply I've ever gotten; bless you.

This train is DELICIOUS and it is U N I N S U R E D .

Me, watching this animatic: Now I know I listened to this episode at work, I just don't remember when it was or what I was doing... Griffin: This is a HOT, WET FOOD TRAIN. Me: OHHHH THERE'S THE MEMORY YES NOW I REMEMBER _EXACTLY_ WHERE I WAS AND WHAT I WAS DOING DURING THIS EPISODE

@bluezenith_

4 жыл бұрын

I too remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I listened to this because where I was was at my job and what I was doing was sitting 3 feet from my boss and periodically letting out muffled screams

@elliotmydude

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone remembers where they were when *it* happened.

@stabes463

4 жыл бұрын

McEl-memory

@c.m.880

4 жыл бұрын

I had to pull over on my way home from work the first time I listened to this. Still my favorite bit

@Champiness

4 жыл бұрын

I first heard this while working in my capacity as a pizza delivery driver, after dark, wandering between houses in a location that Google Maps brought me to which I did not recognize at all in the low light and which very well may have been summoned up from the ether through the energy of the bit, like a wet, hot robot Brigadoon

The food train discussion really makes me think that the McElroys would come up with some great theoretical math problems

I don't know. Last time the brothers got on a train someone was murdered. This sounds suspicious

This is from a dark time line where Lucas Miller was the driver for sizzle it up with Taako

@lilyfae7197

3 жыл бұрын

Sizzle it up with Taako! Stop by one of our sexy robot trains near you! *And there **_is_** one near you*

I like that they don’t even clarify if the train stops.

DUDE ID CRY IF THEY PAID FOR MY MEAL TOO LIKE OKAY I CAN WAIT A BUT LONGER IM GOOD

As a Floridian, I agree with that assessment of my state

Justin literally describing Table Doubling in computer science via a train metaphor ❤️

3:15 I love that you got the wonderful states of Texas, Florida and *Seattle*

i mean someone could survive the boiling liqiuds and the burning surfaces but theyed have to be FOOD TRAINed to do it

I......I think I'll be good with this whole train dystopia thing as long as they're staffed entirely by Ruffalo-Bots grilling on each other's smoldering hot chests.

mark ruffalo food bots are my purpose for being

Offering to pay the person at the front of the line: Lawful evil Asking the person in the front of the line to cut behind them: Chaotic evil

I LOVE JUSTIN AND GRIFFINS' SHIRTS CHANGING

I haven’t giggled like this in a while. You did absolutely phenomenal in this animation! Thank you for being so cool!

@kmlac6596

4 жыл бұрын

Godric Gryffindor it’s so good right?? fyi I think she’s a lady who does these :)

@grawlixis

4 жыл бұрын

kmlac just changed it now! Thanks for the heads up!

I appreciate that when Justin had to come up with someone sexy to model the sexy train robots after the first person that came to his mind was Mark Ruffalo. I feel that energy, Justin. I'm there with you.

It is absolutely cutting, for one reason: He walked to the front of line, and asked a random stranger to order for him. The *only* difference is now *they* have to sit there and order his food, instead of him. Sure, the line isn't physically longer, but your order still takes more or less the same amount of time. You're just paying someone to cut for you.

@music4ever159

4 жыл бұрын

Dicerson i thought so too but I liked the analogy they made-if it’s your friend in line that you ask to order for you and pay them, that’s accepted right?

@Pinkiepieisawsome

4 жыл бұрын

@@music4ever159 but if your friend was in the middle of the line and you got in line with them to order for yourself would that count as cutting. I think it would but I also think no one would care because cutting is less egregious if someone seems to have been saving a spot for you. And like, if you walk up and ask your friend to get you something passersby may assume said friend was already going to get you something and you're just specifying. No time added. But if you ask a stranger time is definitely being added therefore you're definitely cutting

@StraveTube

4 жыл бұрын

Question: what if you pay a stranger at the END of the line to get your food? Less like cutting, or the same?

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

No it doesn't. And if it did does that mean if your their friend if they're not a complete stranger that still holding up the line or can you cut your friends indefinitely picking however many spots because "it basically takes the same amount of time as telling them to ask for the thing you want" and then processing one payment printing one receipt and handing out one order.

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pinkiepieisawsome no cutting is not better if it's your friend. if they were saving spot for you because you had to step out then it's not cutting. if they just want to be part of the same order then it's not cutting because it's one order so you're not waiting in line you're just two people in the same spot therefore not taking up a spot.

What they're describing is a famous paradox called Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel and I love it.

I feel it's important to note that the food service at sickids hospital in Toronto is in fact called the meal train

This and “The Everlasting Stringburger” were absolutely revolutionary inventions and goofs

Justin inadvertently stumbled on Leon Trotskies idea of the food train. Stalin was unfortunately a shill for big hotdog.

this animation really baked my noodle

the soda can is lovely

The Ruffalo bots are grilling hamburgers on each others chests, and delivering them to YOUR town whether you like it or not.

“Snackpiercer” caught me off guard in the absolute best way

@brunopackardhill3296

4 жыл бұрын

get Bong Joon-ho on the phone

the island of michigan

Every time you upload a new animatic it makes my whole week. I love your videos so much

“The ruffalo bots” oh my godd

Holy shit, the speech-bubble laughing Griffin around two minutes is so good.

The way they derailed from the original question is a work of art.

This might be the perfect construction of a bit. Every new element is added at just the right time and all the comedy is built naturally on what's already been established.

It looks like Griffin's shirt is saying "Dat Roi"

I need this to be a movie now where is the kickstarter

This escalated at a steady pace but _wow_ did it keep going.

My noodle has been now baked. Thanks.

In the original question I do think that's cutting in line because you're essentially paying to get an advantage over others. It's like you're bribing somebody to let you cut in line. Also unrelated I now live in fear of the idea of food train

@flaetsbnort

4 жыл бұрын

In the original question, the actual evil thing that's being done is by the con not arranging for expositors to be fed. Cutting in line is bad, but in that case the person might have lost money if they didn't buy food in a timely manner (if they were manning a booth that sold stuff, for instance). OP says that they were moderating panels, so if they were doing it for the con one can say they were expected to starve for the sake of keeping the con presentable. As Travis says, the revolutionary may seem evil at first.

@Vegas242

4 жыл бұрын

@@flaetsbnort You seem too focused on the person who did it and not focused enough on the people it affected. I mean I get the guy is in a hurry, but I bet there are other people in line who were also in a hurry. I'm not saying the guy's a dick for doing this once, but not everybody has the money to do this kind of thing, so if this became widespread it would end up with a bunch of people waiting in a longer line that lets people who have extra money just skip to the front. Why does the KZread comment section turn on my long hecking essay writing skills in a way that my college assignments have never done

@Kashloo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vegas242 Its capitalism, you are saying "my money is worth more than everyone elses time" so i see it as bad because its unfair to the people waiting in line who either dont have the money to pay someone ahead of them, or now have to wait longer because multiple people in front of them are now ordering way more food.

@MsDianagentaToYou

3 жыл бұрын

What they need to do is find someone to go wait in line *for* them, and bring them the food, at their panel, when it is ready. I have never been at a Con where "omg I have to eat now" would be the tinest problem, and probably endear them to the crowd.

god i love the shape of the new england coast in this please its so funny im from there and its not like that but its so fucing hilarious

I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS, YOU DON'T KNOW

So basically Uber Eats but with less chance of a dude eating half your fries in a public toilet.

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and you can only hire people that are right about to order food

@laurenyork6095

3 жыл бұрын

Hey buddy do you have an Uber Eats experience you need to get off your chest??

I’ll always love how this bit went from reverse engineering how restaurants work while remaining oblivious throughout to McDonalds Snowpiercer.

When the brought up the train my first thought was "Sounds like snowpiercer" then they called it the snackpiercer and like. Dope

“Snackpiercer” did not get the love it so richly deserved

See whatcha do is, you get someone to wait in line *for* you. Maybe pay for their food too. Then you go to your panel, and they bring you your food and you eat it during the panel. It would be a story people tell for years to come.

i got genuinely excited to see that one of the Food Train stops was where i lived. as if it was going to be a real thing.

just give me *T H R E E C H I P S*

Damn, Washington doesn't only not get food train, but we also don't get to be referred to as our state name... - A Salty Seattle Hater (This is a joke, this vid was very funny 💕)

@LifeWKai

4 жыл бұрын

#TacomaGang

@moonwilliams746

4 жыл бұрын

#RentonGang

justin literally DYING in the background is gold

For me, the fact that they were moderating panels puts it into a different light. If they were just some rando enjoying a convention, then yeah I think it would be wrong. But they had a job to do but also needed to eat, so in this case it's fine, imo.

Staff is allowed to cut in line. That's just how it should be.

the idea that the food train is the only legal place you can get food, and that it only serves burgers made me think of speakeasies for other foods.

"Snack Piercer" is freaking genius

“Food antiquing” got me! 🤣

Thank you for the new basis for my d&d campaign

Food train is my favourite of the more recent mbmbam bits

I can't imagine having the confidence to walk up to someone and ask that

he says "gaming convention" with such contempt

The problem with the queue skipping thing is it fails the categorical imperative, unlike the food antiquing thing

i was just thinking about snowpiercer when he described the food train and this shit spooky cause i JUST watched snowpeircer

"Sorry texas lol" sad yee-haw noises.

I love the tiny details in ur animations, and the secondary movements really add so much

That's my favorite lemon demon song "this is a hot wet robot train and it is going to annihilate you"

"Delicious and uninsured" is one HECK of a tagline

I just wonder how common it is for someone get recommended these videos and watch them without having watched the podcast before and then feel like they want to get into the podcast because- that’s me. I did that

@adaritter9597

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I like that the question asker was vague about the gaming convention in the question but then said gen con in their alias lol also i wish wbc had food trucks

This is the best bit i think they've ever done honestly

They are ignoring the real actual train track that winds across America

I lost it at "Snackpiercer." And it just snowballed into a cluster fuck afterwards. I love these brothers.

I love how none of the brothers go with the logical thing which is..... maybe if the question asker knew they were working panels and were quite busy perhaps they should have brought food and snacks. That way they are insured to have food and drinks during the small breaks.

I feel like I'm viewing all these MBMBaM animations like eating potato chips or ice cream, I don't often do it because I kinda need the right mood, but when those planets align ooooh boy is it comforting

Honestly, if they bought the person's food, I don't see a problem.

These animations are so funny!!!!!!! Literally your drawing style is how I imagine them when I hear their voices

"Snackpiercer" is a criminally underrated pun.

I love how the food train stopped in Cincy and Huntington

“It will eventually be one person in line ordering 500 meals” No no don’t worry us introverts gotchu covered, our anxiety will keep us from using this strategy

is this cutting in line? yes. but was it also a stroke of genius and am i willing to forgive this? VERY YES ON BOTH PARTS

yes oh my god thank you for doing this bit. when i first heard this it fucking killed me and your animatic is so satisfying

“BAKED MY NOODLE” I’M-

What's beautiful is that this train idea is a real movie

@adaritter9597

3 жыл бұрын

Really??? What's it called?

Wait I just had a genius idea- a set of trains that rotate every week and wherever they stop in the city- local grocery stores and pantries can drop off food that’s about to expire and while the train is there, they can pass out food from the previous towns to people who need it. Isn’t the stereotype place for homeless people around the train tracks?

This did not go ANYWHERE I was expecting. I looked away for 3 seconds and I see sexy robots in crop tops and something about a hot wet train. I thought I'd switched tabs