Exhausting. Also, so tired of ALL presenters, from all platforms saying, “I’m so excited” in the most monotone, non-excited way. “I couldn’t be more exited….” 😐 really?…..couldn’t you?

@DazedOverYou

16 күн бұрын

Steve Ballmer was a real one

@HeceduHM

16 күн бұрын

I miss the days in which Steve Jobs would come out at WWDC, imply that the previous part of the presentation was boring and ask if we wanted to see something cool and (this is the neat part) actually show something cool.

@rakeshravindran3147

16 күн бұрын

@HeceduHM And Steve’s initial contents were pretty exciting to listen to anyway and had the audience hooked enough to wait for the end.

@pressxtojason

16 күн бұрын

​​@@DazedOverYouDEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! * sniffs a bump * DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!!!

@madfox58

16 күн бұрын

One thing I miss is Panos Panay doing the presentations for new Windows features and devices. He DID in fact show excitement and humour when presenting and explaining the presentations. Windows 11 and the Surface devices reveals were really cool.

It's getting to the point where I can't even tolerate summary videos of these tech events.

@ashishgurungchinesebro101

16 күн бұрын

yep.

@olethembones

16 күн бұрын

Ditto.

@tthecooljose4674

16 күн бұрын

even this felt long

@Saurabh2816

16 күн бұрын

did you try asking Gemini to give you a summary of this summary video?

@olternaut

16 күн бұрын

What is truly sad is that I know you are only half joking. @@Saurabh2816

Marc Rebilliet from lining up for the first iphone to performing at Google IO. What a life

@kristopherwilder7030

16 күн бұрын

honestly, he was the best part of this 🤣

@andrewehyang

16 күн бұрын

@@kristopherwilder7030 yeah I’m honestly kinda sad that I can’t find a full replay of it.

@lamewatcher1

16 күн бұрын

Flossy must be so proud!

@Marc-uy7hp

16 күн бұрын

Need the full replay

@truthseeker1934

16 күн бұрын

Google!! Google!! Google!!

I just want my tiny old google assistant to get a bit smarter and actually understands what I'm saying...

@Spo8

16 күн бұрын

Feels like google assistant is in a holding pattern while they work on replacing large parts of it with new AI tech

@aguycalledconor

16 күн бұрын

@@Spo8 Yep, that would be common at this sort of product stage. Freeze old code while the new guy gets up to speed to not waste resources. Thankfully it'll probably mean a drastic change soon enough.

@CalebSmith1

16 күн бұрын

They've totally given up on that from what I've seen. It seems ChatGPT is our only hope at regaining the functionality our Google Assistant used to have... Sad that Google doesn't understand it's customer base.

@niiklaswag

16 күн бұрын

@@CalebSmith1 But it feels like they put so much effort into getting the assistant into our homes and our gadgets for the last 10 years, why just let it slide away... 😩 (ok nevermind, it's google we're talking about)

@Onepunchmeme1

16 күн бұрын

Try siri

If you had a drink every time they said “coming soon,” or “this summer.” Or “later this year,” but your friend only drank water when they said “available now,” you’d both be dead.

@mammid9622

16 күн бұрын

Funny guy

@lesliethomson2441

16 күн бұрын

Funny But right

@d0dg3st4r

16 күн бұрын

They had a glass of water at Gemma

@atulthakor4042

16 күн бұрын

Sir I believe you just invented 2024's most popular drinking game

Event should have been called Google A/I

@nicolasbaret

15 күн бұрын

Or Gemini I/O 2024

Too busy and cluttered over so many platforms. No singular unifying app. Their used to be Google assistant that covered everything. Now you have to remember what your going to invoke and learn what assistant to use.

@changein3d

16 күн бұрын

Not to mention they change it around all the time. I guess they just try as much as possible to see what sticks with users and develop on that. That is the Google Method.

@elasdebastos235

15 күн бұрын

It is like a fkn spell haha

Google naming is just out of control. Words used to mean something....

@fernandomartin9190

16 күн бұрын

I mean, they are using real words, not in your language. Imagen = Image Veo = to see Is spanish

@FranciscoAreasGuimaraes

16 күн бұрын

@@fernandomartin9190 I had no problem with that, I was bugged with "Flash" and the other nonsense. How is Flash smaller than Pro. Is Flash smaller than nano?

@geslisond

16 күн бұрын

They learned from Apple

@FranciscoAreasGuimaraes

16 күн бұрын

@@geslisond Apple used to make more sense, now the Pro is thinner than the Air 🤣

@tigrankhachaturian8983

16 күн бұрын

​​@@FranciscoAreasGuimaraes because it's like the Flash? You know, being fast enough to be able to process real time video feed

I feel like the AI word counting was directed at Nilay 😂😂😂

@ZivGershon

16 күн бұрын

Also at Marques and co. 😂

@vasudevmenon2496

16 күн бұрын

​@@ZivGershonEven Ian Cuttress aka techtechpotato

@chillinJohnny

16 күн бұрын

Whatever works for investors. Mojang tried democracy and most voted for a joke, so I don't think we have a good alternative to how companies are managed

@edoardo849

16 күн бұрын

I love how we obviously know who Nilay is and could start any in-joke about HDMI or USB-C

@okman9684

15 күн бұрын

TechTechPotato

Google Graveyard is going to have a field day in two years.

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

Yep

Marc Rebillet would have been the last musician on my list to have at a corporate event

@NaeemTHM

16 күн бұрын

Indeed. Always brings a smile to my face when I see Loop Daddy pop up at events though.

@seste87

16 күн бұрын

You know he got PAID!

@PeterQuistgard

16 күн бұрын

🤑🤑🤑

@cadence734

16 күн бұрын

They probably asked Gemini for some SFW corporate friendly musicians.

@DrewBaker

16 күн бұрын

Dude was originally famous for queuing overnight for an iPhone, so there’s that too

Is it me or did the summary video feel too long 😅

We all know Google, Google is going to shut down most of these in the next 3 to 4 years

@dwight.shrute

16 күн бұрын

For someone named Mohammad, even talking about AI is fascinating and intriguing, did you get time from pro Hamas rallies?

@printfhello747

15 күн бұрын

​@@dwight.shrutedid his name trigger something? The guy is literally talking tech

@dwight.shrute

15 күн бұрын

@@printfhello747 I know where you are getting into. Just that I am so tired of these Hamas sympathizers living in developed countries and crying about zionism after rallying behind terrorists for decades and now playing the victim card. I am wrong to generalize this thing but I am also tired of playing the diversity card.

@printfhello747

13 күн бұрын

@@dwight.shrute but what brought hamas or Palestine to this conversation? He did not

@Elliott1314

13 күн бұрын

@@dwight.shruteGo away, weirdo. We're here to talk about Google, not your weird race fantasies

Where’s the google home and chromecast updates 😫

@daledavies_me

16 күн бұрын

Google Assistant looks more and more dated (and obsolete) every day

@Chris_Hruska

16 күн бұрын

@@daledavies_me my google home doesn't even get math right 70% of the time. never has. Siri is leagues better than google assistant in my google home.

@HearMeLearn

16 күн бұрын

⁠@@daledavies_me well they literally said they replacing it with Gemini on their new phones

@am497

16 күн бұрын

​@daledavies_me but when we do get a new Google home, with ai jammed into it. I wonder what it will be capable of 🤔🫣

@jeff119990

16 күн бұрын

@@daledavies_me put ai on assistant. come on google its right there.

I appreciate their dedication and hard work but it feels so cluttered and complicated and most average joes won’t ever use this.

@HxHStudios

16 күн бұрын

I don't think you realize Google I/O is literally a "developer conference".

@Nighthunt01

16 күн бұрын

@@HxHStudios the average joes commenting on KZread don't realize a lot of things...

@alanharper23

16 күн бұрын

@@HxHStudios as if 1) none of their announcements were relevant for end-users, or 2) cluttered and complicated systems aren’t also problematic for developers.

@haruyanto8085

16 күн бұрын

​@@HxHStudios investors care about the public perception

@unmanned_mission

16 күн бұрын

@@haruyanto8085 no, we care about money

The amount of time it would take me to learn how to use all this only to find it missed an important piece of info along the way, I’m pretty sure it would be faster to do most of this myself.

@nickthaskater

16 күн бұрын

That is "AI" in a nutshell. It's simultaneously making us dumber while also taking more time and missing key details. Helpful!

@surajpasuparthy

16 күн бұрын

It's fine. Every new tech starts that way.people felt the same way when the first car came out.these are going to be your everyday tools soon

@nickthaskater

16 күн бұрын

@@surajpasuparthy the car is not a good analogy whatsoever

@KC_79

16 күн бұрын

@@nickthaskater The horse used to be faster than the car, so let me edit OP's statement - The amount of time it would take me to learn how to drive a car only to find it slower than the horse, I’m pretty sure I would be faster just riding the horse myself.

@nickthaskater

16 күн бұрын

@@KC_79 still not an apt analogy. Rather, AI is like falling asleep in a self-driving car and waking up to find the car drove 800 miles to reach a destination that's otherwise 5 miles away and you're somehow now in the back seat.

Cool video but disappointed it wasn’t just 17mins of Marc going ham

I don’t think any normal person ever use these products.

Needs more AI

@davidconnelly

16 күн бұрын

I got a fever and the only prescription is MORE AI!

@lesliethomson2441

16 күн бұрын

And more NI natural intelligence LOL

@Tbot2020

16 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@dwight.shrute

16 күн бұрын

You need a life

I need Google Home and Chromecast updates... Google needs to use AI to improve these services and products.

@kenbee1957

16 күн бұрын

They won't

Wow, too many products names that I’ll never remember again.. but I’d love to use an AI to reduce the ads on KZread platform 😭

@tianlechen

16 күн бұрын

You’ll actually see more ads because more everything is being an AI which can be manipulated to give you ads

Google's rollout of AI right down to their names is confusing as hell. 90% of these features will never be used by the average user.

All i wanted was better multitasking and usb to hdmi support on my pixiel

I'm surprised they didn't use AI to summarize this presentation into something shorter.

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

Ikr

Summarize this keynote: "Google is excited to announce they will catch up to where Open AI was months ago in the coming weeks / months."

@toyotagaz

16 күн бұрын

Basically

@PatricioDan

16 күн бұрын

Open AI is like years away from Google at this point. The last demos for Chatgpt 4o absolutely kill this Google conference

@haruyanto8085

16 күн бұрын

​@@PatricioDanfunny how they did it just before the Google Io, and showcase it all on Apple devices lol

@alex-rs6ts

16 күн бұрын

​@@PatricioDanIndeed. And if they are confident enough to give free access (althought limited) to GPT-4o, it's fair to assume they have even better models cooking

I never ever thought in this decade i will witness something in which google had to play a catch up game.

@mohammedahmed1109

16 күн бұрын

Fr

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

Google has been a joke for a long time.

@thenextension9160

16 күн бұрын

The bigger a company gets the slower and stupider they become. A tale as old as time.

Has AI created a Dark Mode for Google Calendars yet??

@vikram0607

16 күн бұрын

Coming soon

@TheNeatPart

16 күн бұрын

@@vikram0607 In weeks / Decades

@rauldurand

16 күн бұрын

lol

@imthenomad

16 күн бұрын

L a T e R Th I s YE a R

@t.w2000

16 күн бұрын

What are you going to do without a dark mode calendar?

They need like 10x fewer names. Idk what they just released

What a mess

@Gringohuevon

16 күн бұрын

Hey! I just said that..they are so far behind its funny

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

It’s embarrassing

Would I keep buying Google Stock? Yes. Would I buy Google products? No. This was such a soulless presentation.

Welcome to a time, when even the highlights of an event are skipped through.

Seeing Marc Rebillet made me think I had clicked on the wrong video 😂

@Inceptionxg

16 күн бұрын

😅

Google have been showing these AI demos since few years now and I consider them cool but no real life use.

I’m gonna need Gemini to provide a summary of this video

All I can remember from this are weird product names.

@edmn

16 күн бұрын

I’m surprised you could remember them!

I came here to watch latest update on Android but see nothing 😢.

@arthurtully

16 күн бұрын

What do you mean? You get more ai jammed into your phone eithout them asking, you get more prompts to pay for ai you didnt ask for and you get a slower device Isnt this what you asked for oh wait

@AnuragShrivastav-7058

16 күн бұрын

this forced ai stuff is getting out of hand. there should be a button to toggle ai on or off.

Is it me or does this presentation feel .....old hat after the OpenAI one yesterday? This stuff all seems kinda useful, but not exciting. Google seems super corporate now too

@daledavies_me

16 күн бұрын

OpenAI timed their announcement perfectly. This felt like Google was still playing catch up.

@kingkontinuum

16 күн бұрын

Yes came to say same. I’m bored watching this

@HearMeLearn

16 күн бұрын

Now? Really? All of a sudden?

did they make search better?

@parearxidia4422

16 күн бұрын

Better for themselves, yes. For small me and you or who else is not advertising, no. Probably even worse.

@Yaqins

16 күн бұрын

Maybe but slower

@olethembones

16 күн бұрын

As long as Prabhakar Raghavan is running search it will continue to decline. More profit but a worse experience for the customers is what happens when you put the ads guy in charge of search.

@jacquesca

16 күн бұрын

It gets worse and worse every day

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

No it’s as bad as it’s ever been.

Ugh that’s exhausting. How many products is that, and all AI. I’m all AI out at this point. I guess it’s ALL AI ALL THE TIME now

@TheStrategyWargamer

16 күн бұрын

Wish they introduced some products, upgrades to their Tablet line. Android OS, etc. instead of AI this AI that

@olethembones

16 күн бұрын

@@TheStrategyWargamer They don't typically do hardware announcements at I/O. Gotta wait until the Autumn most likely. Android 15 Beta 2 talks with the attending devs are today. Sadly they don't include Android much in the live keynote anymore.

Those summary tools are a real test of how much you really trust A.I.

"and of course your files are not used to train our models"...riiiiiiiight

@Gamepunt_be

16 күн бұрын

She was talking to all Google Devs, not the customers when she said that

Tried Gemini as my Google assistant yesterday and it kept crashing. It couldn't even do what's pretty easy for the normal Google Assistant to do, like making a note. Switched back today.

I sat through the whole 3 hours waiting for a teaser for the pixel 9 and I can't even describe how miserable I am after this

I initially thought I had clicked on the incorrect video when I saw Marc Rebillet.

"Fk you boss, I'm Late!" What a surprise to see Marc Rebillet at the opening of Google I/O 2024. Kudos Google! 😂

OpenAI: You can use GPT 4o literally right now. Google: Our insane model is god like, available soon. Yea ok Google.

@AdhiRavishankar

16 күн бұрын

I still can't access GPT 4o

@uglytrapgod

16 күн бұрын

@@AdhiRavishankar whats your region? maybe there are restrictions

@HearMeLearn

16 күн бұрын

@@AdhiRavishankar it’s rolling out so it’s not available to everyone. You just have to keep waiting.

@haruyanto8085

16 күн бұрын

​@@AdhiRavishankarcurrently only on Apple devices first

@holycaketree

16 күн бұрын

Except that Gemini 1.5 pro is already available... Also the context window of gpt4 is 128k tokens if I remember correctly. Far away from 1 million

That spending breakdown is pretty cool

Hey Google! Please summarize this event. Google: The presenters seem very “excited” about “this summer” and “later this year”

AI seems awesome for people with disabilities but I haven’t seen many applications on that front.

I never would have imagined that this decade would bring about a situation where Google had to play catch-up.

Did they really have the goofy dj guy from youtube there? That dude is amazing

I couldn't be more grateful I graduated before this thing really took off.

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

What thing?

I think its an American and European thing, but so much work into email management... when the bulk of corporates use private boxes ???

Verge’s cut is almost 20 minutes whereas OpenAIs entire demo was 20 minutes and was definitely 100x better than anything seen here

@ehza

16 күн бұрын

hahaha true that imo as well

@lucassm21

16 күн бұрын

that ai concept Google showed is pathetic close to what openAI did with 4o

@truthseeker1934

16 күн бұрын

​@@lucassm21I doubt it's intentional. It's just 1 day apart.

@PatricioDan

16 күн бұрын

OpenAI in 20 minutes showed something real and incredible. Google in 2 hours didn't show anything. Everything was future ideas. Google is definitely loosing this, they are like Yahoo now and OpenAI is the new Google

@haruyanto8085

16 күн бұрын

​@@truthseeker1934it is intentional, and it was present on Apple devices, Apple is securing the deal with openAi and not Google, that's the hidden message

Ok class, now that we've finished learning about these new features, who here can tell me what this is: AI Overviews, Gemeni 1.5 Pro, Gemeni Advanced, Google Deepmind, Gemeni 1.5 Flash, Project Astera, Imagen 3, Music AI Sandbox, Veo, Trillium, Chip, Live, Tokens, Gemeni Window, Gemeni Nano, PaliGemma, Gemma2, SynthID, Learn LM, Gems. We have really lost it now. Some of the things they showed off are legitimately impressive, but it has gotten so convoluted. Meanwhile, all I want is for Gmail to keep the same formatting when I copy something from a GoogleDoc.

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

Who is Google IO for?

Nice, remember this is Google, so in 6 months 75% of these features will be removed, and in 12 months 3 Google divisions will be shut down

@imthenomad

16 күн бұрын

Don't forget the mass layoffs 😎

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

LOL

Loop Daddy at the start was the best. 🎉

Can't wait for apples event where they announce AI features but refuses to call it AI because it's m something completely new and ground breaking that's obviously not just AI

@haruyanto8085

16 күн бұрын

Yeah that's called marketing, it's more exciting if you give it an original name, kinda like how nicknames work with humans, instead of just calling someone you're close with by their name, call them by a nickname, same effect

The AIs came for the personal assistants and I said nothing because I was not a personal assistant. They came for the project managers and I said nothing because I was not a project manager…

7:45 after watching her asking "Why will this not stay in place?" and comparing it to OpenAi's video, I realised asking OpenAI 4o was much more effortless.

Google need to learn how to tell a story to sell their products and services to customers. This was a dull exam.

It would be fantastic to have a Google AI product that's ready to go, rather than a long list of projects with vague launch dates or months that keep us guessing😅

When they say "we are excited" they mean "we are shutting bricks worried about our future as a company"

The worlds changing so so fast. It's probably changing faster than any point of time in my life. There is a lot of good and bad that comes with this tech.

So many similar sounding products, solving the same problem. I am lost already

Google removed the section of the livestream with Mark Ribellet. So sad, he was entertaining as hell

@qwertylesh

16 күн бұрын

it seems he cut his hand when he was jumping out of the coffee mug, maybe they had to cut it out because of that.

Can I get an AI to help me remember all of the different names of the different google AI programs?

Even this is too long. Nothings available now everything is just hot air

Deeply embarrassing for one of the world's largest companies to be this bad at product strategy

This is getting almost ridiculous. What’s the point of learning if an IA can summarize the answers for me? Now the most desirable skill will be to make good prompts and questions to the AI

When the Marketing teams leads googles Development team = AI everywhere….

Most of the example use-cases they gave were academic-based. Apart from the text-to-video/audio features coming I didn't have any ah-ha moments where I could clearly identify how this would change my workflows in any meaningful way.

@changein3d

16 күн бұрын

You can ask it where your speaker is in your room!!!!

Still google maps cannot tell me what to do in next 1 hour around me snd make a plan for the evening. AI is so powerful 😂

The big question with every Google keynote is “what features will make their way outside the USA?” And “what features/products will they kill?”

0:02 I need to review this Google presentation a couple more times. 😎💯💯💪🏿👍🏿

It's crazy they are putting so much resources into Gemini when they haven't updated most of their products in years, and are making products almost unusable like Google assistant. Google drive hasn't changed in over 10 years

@blackfoxstudioX

16 күн бұрын

Well they don't need to update their products, Gemini will just replace everything. Lol

@alex-rs6ts

16 күн бұрын

It's like "pay double your monthly subscription to Google One to get access to a worse version of ChatGPT/Copilot and some mild features you probably wont ever use"

How many versions of Gemini are there???

Feels like OpenAI is the new Apple and Google is the new Microsoft OpenAI is easy to understand and interact, while Google stuff are for nerds.

@PizzaRobin

16 күн бұрын

And Microsoft incl. Satya is the new dark overlord pulling the strings behind the curtains..

Well the beginning was certainly awkward.

Thank you so much this summary of Google IO made it so seamless for me because I work a lot and I wanted to know what was going on in Google IO but it just didn't have the time to watch the whole thing thank you and I appreciate you making this video keep up the good work:-)

If google puts Gemini visual and other capabilities into a device like google GLASS. Sales would rocket!!!

Marc Rebillet can literally sing about anything and I will enjoy it. I love him

Why is the Gemini app not available in the UK?

I miss the old days when my professors would watch google IO stream events with us throughout the night (we were in a different time zone)

6:40 now do it for Google Assistant smart home stuff. "Hey Google, turn off the lights and turn off bedroom tv and set my alarm clock to 7am and play white noise"

I hope "ask photos" will be available for iOS

I love these every year please dont ever stop doing this

Gemini era is now and FOREVER! ✨

Seems like the teleprompter was also AI!

oh man, this summary video on 2x also seems long, I think partly because of the monotonous voices... Will wait for a service that'll summarize the summary :D

openai is ahead in making engaging presentations as well..

This just shows Google might be able to make best AI but the company is so disorganized that they can't make decent product.

@lazer8776

16 күн бұрын

Exactly

This is Sergey Brin!

0:03 this is VERY google😂😂😂

@John-Smith02

16 күн бұрын

Not even

Seeing Marc made my day. THIS A SOUND TEST!

We are now ready for 'Small Wonder' in Google i/o 2025😂 90s kids will definitely agree 💯

16:36 there goes the next trivia question @Waveform

Do they make an AI to help keep an overview of all of Google AI features and how to invoke them?

I tried Gemini, it' quite improved, Vikings are no longer Black

So much excitement in the stands. WOW!