I’ve watched the video a billion times. The pronunciation of “motherf*cker” “dork a$$” and “stop fucking with the microwave!” are all so perfect!

@anthonyst-onge

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was dawg ass 💀

@SpecterNeverSpectator

Жыл бұрын

Feels like Jerma

@noblesol6275

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonyst-ongeit is 💀

@AlienosAreReal

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@AlienosAreReal

Жыл бұрын

@@noblesol6275 It’s dork ass not dawg ass

i love the non-verbal expressions the player uses for gordon here. skipping his way into the kitchen, nodding in greeting at the scientist, shaking his head in determined refusal to get his dork ass down to the test chamber, enacting revenge by hastily fucking with the microwave, then appearing to laugh mischeviously as he runs away. absolutely wonderful performance.

@Lord_common_sense

4 ай бұрын

K bot

@retrosystem6182

4 ай бұрын

@@Lord_common_sense who me?

@ZykonIGuess

4 ай бұрын

@@Lord_common_sense youtube commenters when they see a comment with more than 2 words

@totallytherealbasil

4 ай бұрын

"Stop fucking with the microwave" *Runs away laughing like a goblin, refusing to elaborate further*

@azurevie

4 ай бұрын

@@Lord_common_sense Lord common sense? More like lord bullshit sense!

“STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE” implies that he does this at least once a week

@guyfromukraine3656

Жыл бұрын

The way it just cuts off halfway 💀💀

@trollface4kultrahd

Жыл бұрын

no it dont

@trollface4kultrahd

Жыл бұрын

@@moron5965 fr.

@laketoriver

Жыл бұрын

@@moron5965WAGADOOGY! (It’s my catch phrase)

@randomduder995

Жыл бұрын

​@@moron5965 Randagloo! (Thats my catchphrase!)

The compressed audio in Half Life is definitely one of its highlights.

“YOU STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE” HAS ME IN TEARS

@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009

Жыл бұрын

The fading voice is what makes it perfect

@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562

11 ай бұрын

Bro started to sound like terroriser

@petergriffinsbrother2499

7 ай бұрын

@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 kinda

@ThisIsmiXTV

3 ай бұрын

Lmaoo I was giggling up till then, then just busted a gut haha

The way the camera joyously bounces around is really the cherry on top. This is Gremlin Freeman. He LOVES doing this.

@Just_Maxwell77

Жыл бұрын

gordon freeman is probably the worst fucking coworker you could ever have lol

@larrybrownjr320

11 ай бұрын

I always feel when the camera bounces up and down I always think that gordons laughing

He finally snapped 💀

@deacekici4330

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he's tired of Gordon breaking the microwave💀

@Kids_Scissors

Жыл бұрын

If I were under the same working conditions as one of those scientists working with Gordon I'd break at some point too lmao

@themetalmario77

9 ай бұрын

@@Kids_Scissors1 hour 3mph tram ride to work is agonizing

@Kids_Scissors

9 ай бұрын

@@themetalmario77 God just that alone would make my soul wither away

@agorman1341

4 ай бұрын

@@themetalmario77 plus some random whole intergalactic alien ecosystem is invading earth.... Talk about unfortunate

This video will likely blow up and become the only joke half life fans will be able to make soon

@husch05

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Markm8

Жыл бұрын

Done

@timmy6890

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@dummyproductions4281

Жыл бұрын

TRUE THO

@Danger-Tater

Жыл бұрын

It's the only one I can think of when I think half life 1 besides the entirety of crack life

The pure rage and disappointment in “STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE” has me in tears

@danibot3000

2 ай бұрын

An intonation i havent heard being used for quite some time.. the angererd goodwill by a caring person ✨

the shift from a calm greeting to absolute hatred and hostility never fails to make me laugh

the amount of mustard he put on "lousy mf" is so perfect

@Killbayne

2 ай бұрын

mustard is a good way of describing that tone

i love his mild Boston accent when he says “GETCHO DAWK ASS” Really puts the cherry on top

"STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE"

He says “*lllllllllousy*” and “dork” like they’re the worst possible insults. I love it.

@agorman1341

4 ай бұрын

And the speed up "mf" 😭😂💀 im dyin here

I’m almost convinced they actually messed with this dude’s microwave in real life and hid a recording device to capture his rage 😂

I can just hear him giggling as he bhops down the hallway

@Killbayne

2 ай бұрын

"hehehehehe :333"

I like to think that the person playing has done that many many times, but the scientist had enough

This is incredible, i fucking lost it after the first watch

0:10 my mom at 3am when I’m trying to get a snack

Half-life but the school education is today's standards.

@samuelmendoza9356

23 күн бұрын

including HECU?

love the genuine shock and confusion as he says "you lousy motherfucker" and his fear when he tells him to stop fucking with the microwave

@ridinocistota1245

2 ай бұрын

I enjoy thinking he ran away giggling like a little girl

I cant breath, I have it on repeat.

@senireye.5597

Жыл бұрын

I saw I longer version of the doctor insulting freeman, although it might not actually be connected, it is just as good as the og

I love the impression that this Gordon is REALLY late and an absolute CREATURE, causing anyone near him to be close to popping a blood vessel. I ESPECIALLY love his little head bob as he runs away, like he’s laughing hysterically after an office prank and trying to escape punishment.

finally, actual half life 3 footage

This will be gold shortly.

Lmao I wasn't expecting that scientist to be that aggressive 😂😂

When you play half life for the 100th time

the "MF" is crispy af

That delivery tho 😂: 0:12

I don’t remember any of us saying that!!!

@ACRJ06

6 ай бұрын

That's because clone 145 said it. He was dead before you showed up

@dr.coomerclone146

6 ай бұрын

@@ACRJ06 ??? That was Kleiner??? Also all the clones were released around the same time.

“AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE” gets me every time

"STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE" fucking gets me teary eyed from laughing every time I rewatch this.

"Will you stop FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!"

I'm in tears laughing. The implication that Gordon is a spastic coworker who runs through the lab pressing buttons is amazing! 😂

I really enjoy the recording quality of these lines. It feels like they used the best Gameboy they could find to record it inside a plastic trashcan. Really adds to the atmosphere.

This is currently my favorite video

The way he pronounces it is fucking hilarious

The visible shock when he turned back to look at him lmao

the "STOP FUCKJNG WITH THE MICROWAVE" heals me despite it sounding like a parent is screaming at me

HL2 if it was written by vivziepop:

The scientist being fed the f*ck up with Gordon's shenanigans is my favourite part.

Why is this one of the most satisfying videos ever lmao

The scientist sounds genuinely angry about the microwave blowing up

Soon this will explode

New quake update looks good 🥴

I LOVE HOW HE WALKS AWAY LIKE A CHEEKY CHILD LMAOOOOOO THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT

Me when I am annoying my brother

@hexagonny

Жыл бұрын

it do like that sometimes lol

bro fr turned into danny g 💀

this is what gordons mind would be like if they all heard him outloud

If the half-life was written by a VivziePop

@CaseyC-bg4bb

Күн бұрын

@@fen1ks1337 idk what that is

5 year old+ ADHD + Energy drinks in a nutshell

the emotion in his voice when he says STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE really gets me. dude is fed up

*_AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MIRCOWAVE!_* I'm dead.

I still can't tell if he's saying dog ass or dork ass I guess both of them could technically fit

Sounds like he turns into a teenager

Perfection

the way he just scampers off like a little gremlin XD

The idea that Gordon is this office gremlin that is able to hold down a job and other scientists are basically just forced to deal with his bullshit every day because he's smarter than them is ludicrously funny to me

>bhops into the room >f*cks with the vending machine >tries to talk to other scientist >stops and shakes head no >f*cks with the microwave >leaves

I like how he turned 20 years old at the end

Gordon doesn't need to hear all of that he's a highly trained professional

This is pure art

Scientist had enough of this shit 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@TheCommanderTDS

Жыл бұрын

For good 💀💀💀

This is what you’d expect from a person whose mom lied to them all their life telling them they were “special”.

This may very well be the greatest sub-20-second video I've watched in my life.

what is the original video?

@hexagonny

Жыл бұрын

it was from a tiktok. idk i might be wrong

@ark8787

Жыл бұрын

@@hexagonny you are right

@Erm.....

Жыл бұрын

This is the original video kzread.info/dash/bejne/kXd-kreHoZfAmMY.html

His voice getting farther as he says "AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!" is so funny.

imagine going to work with this guy, constantly messing with stuff and ruining buisiness and then he saves you from whatever is attacking you

Moral of the story: Do not call Gordon a "dork ass". He _will_ fuck with your microwave.

Canonically accurate Dr. Magnusson from HL2

0:12 TFW you go to a friends house and try to use their microwave (every microwave is personalized).

@KieranDuffy1878

3 ай бұрын

What TFW means?

@jogugaga7121

3 ай бұрын

@@KieranDuffy1878 that feel when

@KieranDuffy1878

3 ай бұрын

@@jogugaga7121 oh ok thank you

@jogugaga7121

3 ай бұрын

@@KieranDuffy1878 I got you.

Man I thought that the dude was saying “or I will shove this apple up your ass” which made no sense because why would there be a apple in a vending machine?

The scientist has become self aware and knows that this is Gordon's 69th playthrough, he's sick and tired and just wants him to cut to the chase.

Mom's be like when touching things

This is a certified Magnuson moment.

I’m sorry he just sounds like a really angry Salarian. “Shepard you lousy mf”

i got to play half life for the first time recently and my mind immediately wandered in the direction of screwing with the microwave

Bubby from half life vr would absolutely say this exact thing

tanisha from gta 5's accent

I love how the way Gordon reacts implies this is the first time this has happened

When you are going to unleash a resonance cascade for the 1000th time.

Aren't we gonna talk about how this video is almost a perfect loop

This is what magnusson would say tbh

for some reason the rising beeps make me laugh

Man is about to make the resonance cascade look like a pleasent day

The scientist had enough because he wants the chapter over with.

*microwave sounds* *Food explosion sound* STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!1!!!1!1!11!

magnusson before the incident

Half life but scientists in the break room had enough of gordon shenanigans

Sounds like a tech support scammer when you redeem the cards

Average lab coworkers:

the mischievous little goober strikes again

Jesus Crist, calm down doc.

I think this might be my favorite video on the entire Internet

Oh that Freeman, just pranking his co-workers like usual, what a goofball, good thing nothing bad will ever happen in the _test chamberrr_

0:11 the teacher at lunch when I put 9999 into the microwave for the 4th time in a week in elementary school

Funny as hell Though this video is a reupload

how was all of this the funniest shit ive ever seen

I get this greeting daily. Didn't know that wasn't normal...

This is just having a job.