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Still pains me to see sindri turning from a friendly blacksmith to an angry vengeful one

@electricboogaloo6917

Жыл бұрын

Such is the price of war, sometimes the worst monsters are born out of grief and anger rather than evil.

@zenorus3526

Жыл бұрын

He's the giving tree. Kept doing it, till there was nothing left.

@shilohjr4219

Жыл бұрын

yup. sindri đổ lỗi cho cha con kratos, và cho chính mình. nhưng đó là giai đoạn đầu của 5 stage of grief thôi. rồi ông sẽ dần chấp nhận và sẽ tha thứ.

@lettuce6321

Жыл бұрын

@@zenorus3526 Sindri will either turn out like Freya and accept that his brother is gone but only so if they find the last of Brok’s soul piece so he can live in the afterlife (I think that’s how it works? Correct me of course).

@Paulzpt

Жыл бұрын

@@lettuce6321 it’s probably lost like a drop in the ocean. Mimir spoke with such finality, the fact that Sindri had all that time to return to the lake for the last piece of soul and that he never asked Kratos or Atreus to retreat it as a favor makes me believe getting brok an afterlife was never an option.

This is one of my favorite interactions Kratos:you are drinking Durlin:this is goats milk Kratos:it is brown Durlin:it was an ugly goat

@jollyimposter

Жыл бұрын

still gets me every time

@Anonie324

Жыл бұрын

It's so good, and Durlin's absolute lack of hesitation and deadpan delivery sells it.

@blakewiggins1537

Жыл бұрын

its the one time we see kratos take energy to argue about something small like that, i absolutely love it

2:52 Easily my funniest Mimir moment. Mimir: I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee _fuck!_ KRATOS! Throw me at him! _Horns_ first!

@maxwellte-scott4436

Жыл бұрын

Can’t ya take a joke you old goat!?😂

@kevinkaslana9060

Жыл бұрын

That was funny, too.

@taylorlipinski4048

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Mimir got flashbacks to be stuck on the tree, being tortured by Odin when that happened. Still hilarious regardless

2:29 Sindri's gesture is a form of an underrated humour.

@taylorlipinski4048

Жыл бұрын

Sindri is my spirit animal

@peterjackson6011

Жыл бұрын

Damn, they slipped that in under the radar 🤣

kratos eating is so weird but amazing in the same time

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

Жыл бұрын

NEVER saw him eat anything back in Greece.

@Chief_-yb3fx

Жыл бұрын

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx not even an olive?

@AztonMC

Жыл бұрын

@@Chief_-yb3fx Mimir: *The hell's an olive??*

@alpha5664

Жыл бұрын

He can go for long periods of time without sleep or food but he does need some rest and fuel every now and then.

@Gumbier_Than

11 ай бұрын

​@@alpha5664women and wine right? 😏

Kratos to every monsters, gods, titans he's ever met: "F*CKING KILL!" Kratos to a talking squirrel: "What is happening!?"

I love how they are always talking shit to Kratos, & Kratos just let’s them & we know he’s killed people for far less 😂😂😂😂

Kratos' best friend is the severed head of a magical goat-man, his father was the ruler of the Greek pantheon, he's fought more monsters and deities than possibly anyone else, and he spends his days dimension hopping. And yet, a talking squirrel is where he draws the line.

Brok openly roasting Atreus to his face in front of Kratos is hilarious

sindri put up his hands when he said "release!" was just waaaay too cute and funny, making me feel even more sorry for whats bout to happen to our good little dwarf

My Dad handed me a water just as Atreus offered one to Thor at the end. The universe and it’s timing is something else.

@jollyimposter

Жыл бұрын

did you accept the water?

@julianr8544

Жыл бұрын

@@jollyimposter of course I did.

@jollyimposter

Жыл бұрын

@@julianr8544 nice

@Christ_SAVES

5 ай бұрын

Jesus saves mate he is the way

0:49 Brok is like my judgemental Auntie that rarely visits us and when she saw my earrings on family gatherings and blamed my mom LOL (especially in Filipino family gatherings)

@Veteransolo

Жыл бұрын

I can relate, I'm half Filipino.

@parthkhatri6591

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@fernosbonos5394

Жыл бұрын

sounds familiar

@jollyimposter

Жыл бұрын

Filipino family gathering do be like this tho

@Cursed_Wob

Жыл бұрын

Filipinos have been summoned

7:42 I love how confused kratos was when he was tryna look for ratatoskr

@kevinkaslana9060

Жыл бұрын

He's like "Wait what- where did the squirrel go?"

As funny as the idea of Thor being dragged out of a mead hall by two kids it's still sad when you remember hes a recovering alcoholic and one of the kids carrying him out is his own daughter.

@Josku2411

Жыл бұрын

It is a bit sad but also i'm just hella impressed by Thrud bc from how they're positioned you can tell a majority of Thors weight is infact resting on Thrud instead of Atreus so like she really is beefy as heck

@HanyaPanya444

Жыл бұрын

@@Josku2411 Well she is part Aesir and giant. I would assume a decent chunk of superhuman strength would come from that at the very least.

@Josku2411

Жыл бұрын

@@HanyaPanya444 Oh for sure if she was normal human strenght she'd stand no chance but as we can see from Atreus being a young god hasn't yet granted you all the strenght you can have in your life so like she's unlocked alotta potential at a youngish age to pull that off bc her dad is an absolute unit

@HanyaPanya444

Жыл бұрын

@@Josku2411 Maybe it's the upbringing. Atreus (compared to her) found out he was a god relatively recently and was sickly when he was younger due to it. She got to understand her godly nature for her entire life and had more time to adjust to it.

The quest for Lunda's orb was funny, when Freya and Mimir hounded Kratos for being so cautious

@ThePortadump

Жыл бұрын

The “what” kills me everytime

@taylorlipinski4048

Жыл бұрын

The fact there wasn't subtitles of the "what" seems to be improvised lol

The intreraction between Brok and Bitter squirrel at 9:02 is PURE GOLD 😂😂😂

@harkaway9006

7 ай бұрын

"Bite me now and eternally!"

"to bed" any parents would say even your doing somethin😭

@zsu-23-4shilka2

Жыл бұрын

*_ESPECIALLY_* when you’re doing something.

@fraggg1161

Жыл бұрын

@@zsu-23-4shilka2 Ayo-

Nobody: Kratos: I do not need a snack 😡

@Gumbier_Than

11 ай бұрын

I think he stole all Sindri's crackers. 🤭

Bitter's "F*ck off, I'm busy!" gets me every time 😂

The whole table scene was absolutely golden. Brok throwing the seed across the table and unintentionally flicking his own food into Sindri’s, splashing him causing a little hissy fit was had me cackling 😂

Brok: I blame you! Still one of my favorite exchanges

That little look from Thor at the end is pretty nice; Guy genocides this kid's entire race yet Atreus is still willing to offer small kind gestures like this. Thor was caught off-guard for a second I think.

@anthonygenco5051

Жыл бұрын

Considering Odin is a jerk to him at any opportunity, such forgivenes- such a small act of kindness- would probably mean a lot to him. Having beennput down a bunch by his own father, he likely would be caught off-guard. I hate that he dies in the end. He could still have had a lot of character growth, and even could have learned some things from Kratos, of all individuals about how to move past the past for the sake of others.

@lucasmartinez5703

7 ай бұрын

It's especially tragic that Thor got murdered. There was so much room for growth and it looked like he was finally on the path to getting it. But Odin had to shut the door on him one last time. It messed me up a bit tbh.

Brok: *And he looks like................... THAT!* .... *I blame you.*

@herpderp3916

Жыл бұрын

I feel like that's just Brok's way of saying "The boy's really grown up, you did good with him."

@johngona5929

Жыл бұрын

Brok gets reminded of Faye and blames Kratos for obvious reasons.

12:58 Thor from Avengers Endgame be like

I don't fucking mind if I gonna pay for DLC, I really really want Kratos to save Sindri from the Darkness, I want that Goofy, Germaphobic Dwarf to smile again.

4:48 Hearing this, it makes the F-Bomb he launches right into Atreus' face later feel all the more heavy...

brok sounds like a uncle upset his nephew is growing up

@stephanjordan5529

Жыл бұрын

He does tho. Fr

7:00 F*CK OFF!! I'M BUSY!!!

7:05 father jack

4:47 me when I get a paper cut

@KenshiImmortalWolf

Жыл бұрын

Mood

@Heraldo_Del_Mar

Жыл бұрын

Same. 😅

@kevinkaslana9060

5 ай бұрын

Relatable as fuck 😂

0:37 This is me when I don't need a snacc

"I do not need snack." something I thought id never hear Kratos say

Spoilers for those who havent finished the game It's pretty cool to see at 9:28 that Brok calls out to TÝR. No one would've caught that attention to detail on their first playthough..

@Jayydubbz761

Жыл бұрын

@@itsgibbygay Brok is calling out to TÝR, but that is TYR (no umlaut)

Kratos being a dad is so funny to me😭

I lose it every time Brok says “Do it!” When shining the light in Mimirs eyes 😂😂

Brok arguing with bitter is hilarious

@Gumbier_Than

11 ай бұрын

One-eyed nutsucker. 😂

I do not need a snack. For some reason, that cracks me up coming from Kratos.

5:18 “Where have you bean ?”

@sspy1313

Жыл бұрын

Peeing

@CastHydra497

5 ай бұрын

​@@sspy1313Peaing* 🤦

just the fact that someone can ask if kratos wants a snack without getting ripped apart is incredible to me.

All brok scenes are funny moments😂😂

@cesarv7685

Жыл бұрын

It's a shame we won't get to see anymore of that.

Brok is that uncle hasn't seen you since your 6th birthday

I like Mimir commentary of all this, such a unic responses, everytime gets me

Brok. The only person in all of history that can talk shit to kratos and get off Scott free.

I love how most of these are either mimir or sindri and brok LMAO

This is nerdy but i love that they showed sindri really struggling restringing atreaus' bow. That shit is SO difficult

0:49 Grandma after seeing me 2 weeks ago

Better Norse satire than Love and Thunder.

@stevenmattrell3448

Жыл бұрын

Any other Norse satire is better than Love and Thunder

@flap.d.jack247

Жыл бұрын

“hur durr love and thunder bad”

@lassenker07

Жыл бұрын

@@flap.d.jack247 it was garbage, like most recent marvel movies

0:44 Brok you beautiful stubborn oaf……he just grew up an is dealing with the awkward teen years!

0:53 This makes me think about how tall Atreus will get in the future. I might imagine him being half giant may make him taller than his father potentially. Only time will tell.

Kratos and ratatoskr's moment reminds me of when skrek first met puss n boots

I'm calling it one of the Best Games of the Decade!

12:58 made me laugh the hardest during my playthrough

Ive played this game twice now and it still devastates me even with all the funny moments djdjsj

Kratos being weirder out by Ratatoskr is very much needed

0:44 every kid that is 6'1 and over meeting a family member since the last they saw each other

Brok is actually savage af lol

Game was made serious and kratos was always angry, sad and not smiling but brock make me laughing😂💀

I wish I could go back and play this again for the first time 💚

1:06 "i blame you" 😂

First thing you hear as soon as you walk in. Brok:" ...and you tell that one-eyed nut-sucker he owes me one." Bitter Squirrel: "Bite me now and eternally!" I just fall over laughing my heart out every time.

So the "measurements" Sindri and Brok done on Mimir from the end of GOW2018 is for that bifrost thingy they made lol This isn't half of all the jokes in the game... No Lunda side quest? No Durlin convo? No Atreus' wet socks? No Atreus' beard talk? No Kratos wanting to see the wolves again?

Get out of my office.. 😂😂

Fun fact: "jarnsmida" means iron forge.

*”I do not need a snack.”*

I just got G.O.W Ragnarok yesterday. I'm gonna play the hell out of this masterpiece!

0:14 Bruh that my legit reaction too everytime my dad told me to stop playing playstation 😂😂

My favourite one was “I wanted to let you know father forgave for peeing in the house”

Mimir is the funniest fucking this in the game

I love that most of this video is just brok

5:52 HE SAID PIKACHU

You forgot the funniest part where everyone is sitting at the table having dinner and tyr goes. Is this sausage? And then brok says: umm sure why not. And tyr goes: I've had better in prison. And brok says: well i don't suppose you mind cooking for this lot. And tyr goes: i accept. And brok goes. Wait what? And I think you also missed the part where kratos and atreus are saving tyr and tyr says. I think you killed the guards bringing me dinner. And I think you missed the part as well where atreus climbs the wall and heimdall goes. So what part about thd big wall make you say. Huh visitors must be welcome. And a bit later heimdall says. You know what? I think I'm going to drop you. And atreus says: wait wait wait don't. And heimdall says: I think I am. Goodbye. And then when he brings you up and you pick up hacksilver heimdall says. Oh yeah sure take whatever isn't nailed down that is sure to impress your host. And when Odin says when the valkeries are training Odin says. Just pretend I'm not here. And then Odin says. Your training him not decapitating him. Is this really what you do when I'm not here. And this one part when mimir is done telling one of his story's and atreus says. You should write all these down one day mimir. And mimir says: you know I try but my jaw tends to get sore.

At the end the hammer is drunk as well and moves slower and tipsy as well

Kratos does **NOT** need a snack

after seeing this whole game it was pretty awesome but I’ve got to admit it it really was hilarious i’m pretty surprised how funny it was real stand up comedy Can’t believe they actually pulled it off

I like how 90% of the video is with Brok

I like to imagine that someone, at some point, in Santa Monica Studios had to ask the question, "How do you spell 'scrote'?"

I love brok .

@mysticpredator1204

Жыл бұрын

We love brok. He will be missed 😔

@pjgaming1044

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P the Goat. Rest well Brok you will be missed.

@acedazespace

Жыл бұрын

a true arsehole he was

@TacoT-uy9zu

Жыл бұрын

RIP brok but hit translate to English lol 😂 KZread can be so funny sometimes

I do not need a snack Me I do kratos

Atreus has some good uncles.

I saw this thumbnail before completing the game so I thought it had a really cheesy ending where everyone lives happily ever after in Asgard

Who's watermark did you edit out, there?

0:35 I like how we're starting off strong here, Sindri Saying This to kratos like he's some sort of Animal

Very funny 😆 lol laugh 😹 out

0:50 my mom when I'm taller than her

Title: FUNNIEST MOMENTS AND JOKES Thumbnail: one of the saddest scenes in the game showing thors unhealthy alcoholism he has to cope with the death of his brother and children

Man i miss old sindri

"All" and yet you miss the best ones. Ugly goat milk and "that was a joke." - "Are you sure?"

Ryan Hurst was awesome as Thor

8:37

You missed so many jokes on the boat or sled unimpressed video

Brok carried this vid

Thor/Loki Who’s that girl?

the squirrel looks most similar

This MCU humor never belonged in God of War, these new games really don't hit the same as the older ones

God of war has become too Disney-fied.