"but you are still drinking" "this is goats milk" "it is brown" "it was an ugly goat" My damn sides-

@VanOfSalt

Жыл бұрын

It’s just how quick the interaction is🤣🤣 they didn’t skip a beat

@thedrakestorm8755

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT why did this make me laugh so hard

@gustavowendell7937

Жыл бұрын

Funny enough there is a goat in norse mythology who gaves mead instead of milk.

@garylexodesacula4823

Жыл бұрын

Same

@sunayocarissime5309

Жыл бұрын

Yup there is such a thing as laughing to hard and giving yourself a headache as a result.🤣🤣🤣

I totally dig how kratos told that lady, no, it's okay. You can keep talking about my muscles. Lol he liked it

@The-Doctor6969

Жыл бұрын

I kinda just love that she bothered to ask. Would usually be played for jokes, but she caught on he was uncomfortable and he clarified he was only shy. Wholesome consent.

@DefileOdds

Жыл бұрын

@@The-Doctor6969 totally agree 💯%

@defender2222

Жыл бұрын

Kratos: Notice me, sempai

@DefileOdds

Жыл бұрын

@@defender2222 hello mister other black cat on KZread.

@Desto_OP

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

1:57 The way Kratos gently positions Mimir and checks if he's good afterwards is so fucking wholesome and shows how much he cares for his "brother".

@mrchicken4537

Жыл бұрын

It’s the small details like that, that truly shows how much Kratos has changed, how much more kind and thoughtful he’s become. It’s the small gestures that add up

@JessiContingenC

Жыл бұрын

@@mrchicken4537 he’s so much more controlled and reasonable than his past

@alexrodrigues4775

Жыл бұрын

@@JessiContingenC It's comical remembering that Kratos started his journey by brutally murdering and fucking everything in his way up the mythical ladder, until he became a God. Only now he is learning how to behave like a normal human being.

@JessiContingenC

Жыл бұрын

@@alexrodrigues4775 EXACTLY!! Remember Poseidon's princess and the civilians during the whole hellfire after killing the gods that Kratos killed in his way? He used the princess to hold a crank open and just flat out smashed and chucked folks off ledges and ropes so he could move forward. Modern Kratos, matured and controlled as he is, would likely try his best to avoid it or put extra energy into using fewer collateral methods. However, he is still the god of war, and I don't see him doing this if his buttons are REALLY pushed

@alexrodrigues4775

Жыл бұрын

@@JessiContingenC Dude went from causing the apocalypse to chill dad without any elaboration.

Atreus: "My Beard's growing." Kratos: "Is it? Atreus: "Look at my jawline, see? Kratos: "Is it?" Dad joke right there.

@sirsmiteful6285

Жыл бұрын

That is absolutely peak dad joke

@jamesnorman9160

Жыл бұрын

"Father, do you think I'll ever grow a beard like yours?" "No."

@kingartison

Жыл бұрын

It was adorable

@jaysilverhood1264

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesnorman9160 tbf it could just be genetic. Zeus for all his monumental flaws rocked a sick beard. Maybe Atreus takes more after his mom. Picture an adult Atrues not a beard or facial hair in sight but glorious fair hair.

@jamesnorman9160

Жыл бұрын

@@jaysilverhood1264 I was honestly just quoting that scene for Kratos' super straight and flat 'no' response, no further elaboration whatsoever.

I love how Freyr’s high off his gourd from the herbs like he just got done getting his wisdom tooth pulled out 😂

@ninja011

Жыл бұрын

This was me after my back surgery... High as a bloody kite.

@cauhscrymdorn2132

Жыл бұрын

He could be my muse with that attitude. Sadly though...

@judahshadow878

Жыл бұрын

I love how funny and specific your example is lol

@puddles3109

11 ай бұрын

He doesn’t need to be a girl to be a muse.

Lines that are currently living rent-free in my head: "I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! Kratos, throw me at him! Horns first!" "Well, Happy Ragnarok everybody! Let's drink." "I expect you to bite my blue buttcheek." "The Hell's an Olive?" "I like to imagine he'll be a great king one day. And we can say we knew him, when he was an idiot."

@VideoGameSophistry

Жыл бұрын

I am partial too HAPPY RAGNAROK!

@xxiii262

Жыл бұрын

Happy ragnarok everybody

@ArashiKageTaro

Жыл бұрын

“Ya handsome! Ya beefcake!”

@sunayocarissime5309

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Same. Makes me laugh, reason why I don't charge.

@kingartison

Жыл бұрын

The permanent damage part 😅

Lunda: "I can stop calling you beefy, seems to make you uncomfy" Kratos: "No, please continue" 😳

@chaitanyaghuge540

Жыл бұрын

😏

@chaitanyaghuge540

Жыл бұрын

Lunda

@alphashadowXD

Жыл бұрын

*casually flexes*

@defender2222

Жыл бұрын

Fans: Oh, Kratos will end up with Freya or Sif! Kratos: I will have a long happy life with the horny dwarf woman

@narsilthefreak6171

8 ай бұрын

Shoulda known Kratos is a man of culture, being into shortstacks and all...

Kratos' "No." @18:49 sounds like he's flattered and happy but embarrassed when Lunda compliments him.

@SalilRawatSaxena

Жыл бұрын

He is embarrassed to show that he likes it

@Vodopluy

Жыл бұрын

“Ya beefcake”

@hakudoushinumbernine

10 ай бұрын

its been centuries, possibly even a millennia since Kratos was looked at like that. if i remember correctly, since Aphrodite...

@jacobfreeman8198

9 ай бұрын

@@hakudoushinumbernine how's aphrodite doing btw?

I actually really like how Kratos tells Lunda to continue with her compliments. He's either learning to accept kindness from others, or recognizing how happy it makes her and enduring it so she can enjoy herself.

@mohammadsufyanparacha9036

Жыл бұрын

or he just likes his muscles

@lucasmartinez5703

7 ай бұрын

Or he just likes being complimented. I know he's Kratos, but who doesn't like being told they're handsome?

@Johnny-pm4ts

5 ай бұрын

I thought he just liked to be complimented, but now you've made me have a new perspective on that matter... Good observation, brother.

6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kratos can play the Lyre?

@Xanitrit_Zeo

Жыл бұрын

Spartans are taught to play music, it's part of their training during the agoge. Kratos being a former General would have had to learn how to play instruments at some point.

@sega357

Жыл бұрын

@@Xanitrit_Zeo “It was a matter of life and death. We played until our fingers bled” - Kratos probably

@theonlymann1485

Жыл бұрын

@@sega357 also the greek games had music puzzles in them p sure.

@kingartison

Жыл бұрын

Imma ignore it because I had to remember the last time I had black pudding and the fact mimir of all people reminded me

@kinggalactix

Жыл бұрын

Dude could shred the ivories!

9:10 I feel like this would be Freyr's reaction to being a twitch streamer/content creator. "I can just smoke pot, be funny, and play games? I love that! That's a job??"

@jaysilverhood1264

Жыл бұрын

He'd probbaly just be Markiplier

@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513

Жыл бұрын

@@jaysilverhood1264 "Hello everybody, my name is Freyrplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freya's"

@zsu-23-4shilka2

Жыл бұрын

@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 *_BAHAHAHAHA_*

@jpx2133

Жыл бұрын

@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 this is something i never knew i needed until now

@tausifchowdhury8180

5 ай бұрын

​@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513"Was that the Bite of 8700?!?!

10:03 - 10:48. I love kratos' "WHAT?!" and the fact mimir and freya were taking the piss out of him

@mobbcentral4675

Ай бұрын

The squeaky toy could’ve been the death of us all

Fun fact: if you look closely, Kratos turns his head while paying attention to whomever is speaking at the moment at the dinner table at Sindri’s. It’s those small little attention to details that make the game even better than it already is!

@codaboggs8430

Жыл бұрын

…

@Puppet_04

Жыл бұрын

He does that every time

@cosmogcrusader5546

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that when I started playing

@SICKHYPER

Ай бұрын

God of War Cringenarök

I like how as Freya, Atreus and Kratos are all whaling on Odin, Mimir is just slinging insults.

@abhikergaming7783

9 ай бұрын

Be real man Mimir can make anybody cry for years. His insults are horrifying

@ianharrison5758

7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: it used to be a traditional to do something called flighting, basically hardcore lunch table roasting. Loki was devious at it and I know mimir would crush it

@lucasmartinez5703

7 ай бұрын

Mimir was going for emotional damage.

@concept5631

6 ай бұрын

Emotional damage can be just as bad as physical damage.

@varlak9061

4 ай бұрын

You know what that makes kratos even more terrifying he is perfect at physical damage and then you have a random ass voice coming from somewhere slinging fucking insults at you hurting you emotionally and it's not the guy beating your ass some random spectators roasting you

8:09, Freya gets spooked lol.

@kevinkaslana9060

Жыл бұрын

Freya like "Wtf?" Meanwhile Freyr is completely normal.

Mimir: Don't forget me ALL FOCKER!! 18:56 Odin: What did you call me?! BROK & FREYR LAUGHIING IN FOCKERHEIM, The land of all LEGENDARY FOCKERS

@kuarifu

Жыл бұрын

Well, finally i know where my soul be headed afterlife. FOCKERHEIM sounds amazing. 🙏

@adyingtribunal6034

Жыл бұрын

Freyer died after

@ballsniffer6924

Жыл бұрын

@@adyingtribunal6034 Guess he couldn’t handle it

@hexagonshorts2186

Жыл бұрын

Odin even wanted to know the meaning

10:09 i love when kratos yells WHAT?!? there’s no subtitle for it

@dima_briefel

Жыл бұрын

I thought he would yell it like: "WHAAAAT?!"

@SquidFart747

2 ай бұрын

Imagine if Kratos met Mr Krabs.

"What the hell is an olive?" Funny line. Of course theres no olives in Norway. Im sure kratos misses them very much.

14:05 *One must imagine Skjoldr happy*

@stephanielee7344

Жыл бұрын

Bravo, man. Didn't expect Camus here.

"The hell's an olive?" Smartest man alive god I love em

These type of dialogue and banter is what I genuinely love in games; the details make the characters feel authentic and close-knit. 7:46 Ironic the smartest man alive is not aware of olives.

@Ashley-qu4jw

Жыл бұрын

I think it's because olives might not exist in the 9 realms, only back in Greece.

@zsu-23-4shilka2

Жыл бұрын

“The hell’s an olive?” Ion know, Mimir; try going to Olive Garden.

@84updown

Жыл бұрын

@@Ashley-qu4jw Still he somehow knew of everything else that went on in Greece lol

@abrahamayala8663

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@84updownthat’s because he slaughtered a whole pantheon 😂. A lot of other mythology knew about the ghost of Sparta, it’s like how mimir said “word gets out about type of thing” when he was talking about the theban king

@voltekthecyborg7898

4 ай бұрын

Olives only exist in tropic regions: Namely Southern Europe (Mediterranean) and North Africa. So it's not a "might not", but rather "cannot"@@Ashley-qu4jw

Kratos: "She's too... Friendly" HAH! SO THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW FRIENDLY YOU SHOULD BE AROUND HI- Mimir: "He's too young" Oh- oh....

"It was an ugly goat" "A true asshole he was " Durlin about Brock

Mimir being being so dumbfounded at the concept of an olive now lives with me until my last breath

@Crowcryptidhunter

10 ай бұрын

Makes sense lol. Mimir never visited the Mediterranean since they were grown there.

It makes sense Kratos likes olives. After all, Athena's symbol is olive trees, and she was one of the few Gods he didn't absolutely unequivocally hate.

@macgyver42563

Жыл бұрын

That being said, she still used him to get her closer to her goals and gain a sought after power.

Devs should've made Ratatoskr a secret boss fight and made him harder than both Sigrun and Gna. If you hit the bell too many times, it pisses him off and all of his attacks can instakill you.

@My6119

Жыл бұрын

Oh God, he'd be Ranni 🤣

@hypocriticalgrammarnazi

Жыл бұрын

the only way to kill him is with magical chimes

17:30 Kratos straight up just call this woman a cougar

@Keeneye47_Wolfkeen

9 ай бұрын

Atreus was so confused by that exchange xD

Atreus almost breaking his fist on the chest was gold

0:47 and at that moment Brok became The Demoman.

@kuarifu

Жыл бұрын

*Hohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!*

@triangleguy7883

Жыл бұрын

w u t

@macgyver42563

Жыл бұрын

@@triangleguy7883 Team Fortress 2 reference. Look it up.

@dima_briefel

Жыл бұрын

"drunk laughter intesifies"

@User-qp6cw

Жыл бұрын

"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN HEL!"

1:29 I just love how mimir is mad at them

I love how when we first play as Atreus, he tries to imitate Kratos’ blunt strategies when navigating the world. It shows how much he’s come to idolize his father since the first game. I truly hope that in a future game when Atreus is grown up, he surprises Kratos by how strong he’s become and even takes on things like lifting fallen stones before Kratos can.

@ianharrison5758

4 ай бұрын

Atreus being part Giant and part God should translate to some pretty absurd physical strength when he’s fully matured

Atreus: *coughs as he’s picking an Yggdrasil dew* Kratos: Has the sickness returned..? Atreus: Im fine. I swallowed a fly. Edit: Apparently he can say this at any random instance. It happening to me when he picked up the dew makes it funnier, imo.

@dontcallmewave

Жыл бұрын

Kratos can take on multiple pantheons without blinking. But the moment Atreus coughs he’s absolutely terrified

@0megasight

Жыл бұрын

@@dontcallmewavewell sure, he cares about Atreus more than he ever cared about any member of any pantheon

Kratos giving Lunda freedom to flirt with him was not on my Ragnarok bingo card.

14:07 Sisyphus: Well, that took a dark turn!

You forgot the most hilarious clip "I do not need a snack"

“You are still drinking” “This is goat’s milk” “It is brown” “It was an ugly goat” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@irvinmorales1409

7 ай бұрын

What did the goat do to him?

There's one with Brok talking about Tyr's stew "you see what he's putting in the stew? vegetables fucking vegetables, out of the dirt"

@JNJNRobin1337

6 ай бұрын

wait. *Unwashed* vegetables?

"Happy Ragnarok Everybody! ...Let's drink." Brok made me wheeze with his delivery

One thing I didn't expect was to laugh so much, I expected a sad and serious War the entire time. But I laughed so many times, ratataskor and his spectors are hilarious and everyone makes fun of Kratos grunts

@xorngoh7303

Жыл бұрын

The best Ratataskor line has gotta be from Bitter Squirrel. When Atreus tries to ring the bell and Bitter responded with "Oh sorry, that only respond to the Axe. And those whose balls have dropped off."

@operationangel7940

7 ай бұрын

The banter between Brok and the apparition is also hilarious

Mimir: Any Pre-Fimbulwinter foods you achin for brother?" Kratos: Olives Mimir: The Hel's an Olive? I love that 😂

5:33 "Baldur was bulking Boy...I was grinding"

13:54 I think in the myths, Skjölldr was given Denmark (?) to be his, actually making him a king. Were the devs referencing to that? lmao

@eojamgil

Жыл бұрын

He became the king of Denmark yeah

@jaysilverhood1264

Жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@blackroberts6290

Жыл бұрын

And Freya calls Freyr 'Yngvi', which is the name of the mythical King of the best neutral country, Sweden.

@Dubs22005

Жыл бұрын

what was the boulder bit about? i dont remember a guy not wanting to part with a boulder?

@eojamgil

Жыл бұрын

@@Dubs22005 Maybe Sisyphus, he can just run away but he decides to push the boulder no matter what

"I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! KRATOS, THROW ME AT HIM!! HORNS FIRST!!!" I'm ded.

I hear folks commenting that Kratos was just being shy by the last Lunda line. But I feel like, especially with the emotion in his voice, that he's doing it for Brok.

7:41 I loved the way Mimir said the hell's an olive

I love how kratos say "is it?" To Atreus saying he feels like he has a beard growing, there's no impatient no frustration no seriousness in his voice, just "is it?" Just straight up no short pause just, it's too good okay you already know.

2:58 wet socks are pretty bad if you think about it, dry/fresh socks were something soldiers would try to get a hold of in past wars

Kratos could definitely just punch through that rock and retrieve the coin for Skoldr, or at least make it easier for him, but he chooses to just stare apathetically and judgmentally lol And he has the gall to be like "I hope you don't end up like Sisyphus" instead of just helping the boy hahaha

@JNJNRobin1337

6 ай бұрын

i mean. its just a coin so

@justingonzalez1145

4 ай бұрын

After meeting Skjölder for the first time, Kratos chooses not to help because he feels that Skjölder needs to feel like he earned the coin himself, yk?

@frostyguy1989

4 ай бұрын

Coins were worth way more than they are now. Even a penny could buy you more than enough food to feed your family for a day. So depending on what that coins made of, it's not so stupid a thing to try getting it out.

11:55 the payoff we were all waiting for

12:58 The way kratos looks at Freya like “what the fuck is this”

My favourite is when Arrogant squirrel called Kratos “Biceptimus” Kratos reaction was so funny.

Ratatoskr losing it with Kratos constantly ringing the chime is something I figured they'd put in the game but never tried it out myself

we thought sindri's grief was justified we thought freya was justified after learning she had be trapped in midgard by odin but who is really justified in their path for vengance is mimr, having the entire bifrost shone in his eye for a full minute

The way Kratos plays with Mimir's head at 2:00

14:12- Anyone else get that Sisyphus reference😉

@JessiContingenC

7 ай бұрын

Oh shit you’re right

@MehSquid_2234

5 ай бұрын

Yeah

If Kratos, a predominantly fighting centred character, can play a instrument from his home, its likely that he learned it for his Daughter in the past... My heart

@creepypastakingthedragones3679

9 ай бұрын

Judging by others comments it seems learning to play an instrument was apart of spartan training but if it makes you feel better kratos most likely helped teach his daughter to play the flute he made her

@arikDaone

Ай бұрын

@@creepypastakingthedragones3679oh wow, fuck Ares fr

12:01 Brok: “And you tell that one eyed nutsucker he owes me one!!”

0:17 Tormund: ALERT

A Sisyphus reference, damn I love this writing.

high freyr is mood

@HandfulofComments

Жыл бұрын

I wanna have whats he having

0:33 I love how smug mimir is 😅

"Uh-What?" Laugh At 17:40 by Atreus more genuine than my entire life 😂😭 So real.

10:48 This killed me lmao

When Tyr said I need a broom closet, we thought he was adjusting to being out of prison but we know why did he really ask for that now. Edit: Mimir did some serious foreshadowing. Skjöldr is one of the famous Viking kings.

Man! You missed the conversation where they find the pipe and Atreus asks what it is😂

@VideoGameSophistry

Жыл бұрын

Dude! I didn't get that. I went with Freya :(

14:40 that’s so awkward 😭

"ALL-FUCKER!" "What did you call me?!" he said in legit, honest-to-Gods confusion.

Definitely should’ve put the “woo” convention between mimir and Kratos

I love the mockery Odin was making of tyr

You forgot "Biceptimus" from arrogant squirrel in stags mission "I am not your friend, you'll mean nothing to me, good bye, I love you" from anxious squirrel lynworms mission, "you'll think I could be killed, many men has tried, and woman, and dog" Brok in Vanaheim finding Fryer.

1:01brok laugh like james jameson

I just realized Odin is a good cook 🤣

That scene with eyelid clamps and Brok's laughter nearly killed me.

Lmao! “What if I let my hair grow out?” Atreus, you probably have a better chance at asking Thor or Freyr about that… O wait, they’re dead.

@IamSnehan

Жыл бұрын

Sif is still alive but.....oh wait, he might be too distracted while asking her.

@KopaXTani

Жыл бұрын

@@IamSnehan lmao! True.

@IamSnehan

Жыл бұрын

@@KopaXTani hehe

5:24 That diss on connor mcgregor though

After listening to this, I need a "No" compilation from Kratos.

Mimir was more angry at the dwarfs then he was with Odin 😂

They definitely improved the character conversations in this game

I knew our spear would do a trick. Well, Happy Ragnarök, everybody! let's drink! Legendary quote.

Legend has it that mimir is still trying to figure out " the hell's an olive."

I think I woke up my whole block crying laughing when Lúnda called Kratos a "tall glass of milk." My fucking sides are in another realm.

i love when atreus tries to just brute force something like his dad but fails because he isn't BS strong

Is it just me or is Mimir legit the funniest character in God of War Ragnarok😆😆

@joudkahwaji6369

6 ай бұрын

Nah he really is. "The hell is an olive?" Is too good

8:16 *Lets* *drink*

Gotta love that this game, just like it's predecessor, knows when to lighten up instead of being a constantly cynical buzzkill ride like in the Greek games.

5:39 Mimir Tells Atreus To Lift Some Weights

7:22 I felt those barks

"the hell is an olive" - smartest man alive

Skjöldr is too much. Can you imagine being friends with gods but the only interactions you have lately are them watching you pull on a stuck coin in a rock. Not just gods. The ones in charge. He's like a puppy lol

You missed the one where Lunda was hitting on Freya. 🤣

THE FIRST 22 SECONDS AND IM ALREADY DYING 🤣🤣

Kratos: You are drinking. Durn: This is goats milk. Kratos: It is brown. Durn: It was a ugly goat. Got me every time

10:07 Is that a freaking pokeball?

@dima_briefel

Жыл бұрын

10:13

I love this. 'Olives.' 'The hel is an OLIVE?'

18:44 thats so cute

Shoot Ratatoskr’s chimes with Atreus’ bow & you’ll hear something hilarious as well.

I wish with the beard dialogue Atreus said saying about potentially growing a goatee and Kratos silently winces at the memories of him with his goatee

5:14 Kratos lifts for aesthetic purposes confirmed

“ILL SHOW YA PERMANENT DAMAGE YA WEE FUCK” got me rolling

“It was an ugly goat” is the best line ever