Considering they are credited with saving the lives of more than 2,000 people over the centuries, I feel sainthood is more than earned.

@Alpha0727

4 ай бұрын

Really? 2,000? That seems extremely low considering it is over centuries.

@Caramelle58

4 ай бұрын

@@Alpha0727Just remember - in times of old not that many people crossed the alps in wintertime

@Ceen328

4 ай бұрын

Considering they are giant fluffy goofballs, sainthood should be a given.

@jagwolf8079

4 ай бұрын

One way to look at sainthood is: "Living your life like a Saint lived his, is a guaranteed way to get into Heaven". Based on that, I'm pretty sure most dogs are saints.

@madgevanness4011

4 ай бұрын

All dogs go to heaven.

Give this dog sainthood or I will cry 😂😂😂

@ItalianCountryball11

4 ай бұрын

Same.

@MrDwieszopyjackson

4 ай бұрын

Yeah. Dogs absolutely can be caninenized....OK, I'll see myself out.

@muriel5826

4 ай бұрын

Best line of the video!

@sandywa3057

4 ай бұрын

You are so funny, your videos always make me laugh Jonny! Keep them coming! Dogs..and animals..go to heaven so St Bernard’s can be canonized because of all the lives they saved.

@Creticus

4 ай бұрын

The extra funny thing is that they sometimes used to depict St. Christopher with a dog head.

Dogs can absolutely be saints (much to the annoyance of the Vatican). Look up St. Guinefort, a 13th-century greyhound in France with healings and everything. They are holy good bois.

@deefee701

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for telling us. Off to Google it.

@fantasyhaven3900

4 ай бұрын

Dogs cannot be saints people. Just deal with it, but dogs can definetly be good boys and save lives. I believe all dogs and not just dogs but all animals are God's creatures and they have souls and the stories of dogs like Guinefort can help us understand how precious animals are to us. I myself have dog, cat and two rats and I love them. My favourite saint is St. Francis who loved animals and even preached to them and called them his brothers and sisters. ❤✝️

@princezzpuffypants6287

4 ай бұрын

"St. Guinefort" was/is considered heretical by the Church. No major Christian denomination recognizes non-human saints. That's just... not how that works

@stellarbones

4 ай бұрын

@@fantasyhaven3900 I love St. Francis. Yes, officially, dogs can't be canonized, but that's why I said it was to the annoyance of the Vatican. Because "folk saints" aka "popular saints" exist too, and they're both called saints and often treated the same way by the communities around them. Therefore St. Guinefort is still a saint. Deal with it ❤

@onbearfeet

4 ай бұрын

Came here to say this! We need a St Guinefort video.

They did have a small barrel arround their neck sometimes, but it was not filled with wiskey, but usually with food and water and sometimes with fire making supplies. The barrels where used because they are a sturdy water tight container that was easy to make.

@andreapaolabaezpaz9733

4 ай бұрын

Interesting! Thanks for sharing 🤗😊

@alexinredandblack

4 ай бұрын

Interesting although disappointing...! 😁

@parkerbrown-nesbit1747

4 ай бұрын

I'm a cooper's wife, and have assisted in barrel making. It's not at all easy.

@sistersgrimm1731

4 ай бұрын

@@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 I think they meant easy in comparison like it would be cheaper and easier than making a metal or wood box of similar size or a glass jar but a lot harder to make than some of the containers we have today

@themeadman

4 ай бұрын

@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 sorry I didn't mean easy to do, but readily available

I grew up with St Bernards, wonderful dogs, but he is right Cindy was as thick as a brick,😂

@SewardWriter

4 ай бұрын

And twice as drippy. I just posted a story about them that one of my teachers told, way back when I was in school.

@nitzan3782

4 ай бұрын

Heh, the dumb ones are easier. It was an arms race to get a fence opening mechanism Grandy wouldn't be able to outsmart, and to sneak out before he can dash through and run off.

That detail with Disney as the fourth horseman Death was so sick. Right on target.

@astrobookwormsinger

4 ай бұрын

I don't get it?

@savingpyro

4 ай бұрын

It's basically just that last scene from Full Metal Jacket.

@pjihae

4 ай бұрын

Bc they're supporting a genocide?

@irenemarcus967

4 ай бұрын

God was about to say "Death" but sequed into "Disney" which also starts with a "D". He was being furtive about his conversation which is why he said "I'll call you back", when he wouldn't be overheard.

@sarahm.5356

2 ай бұрын

​@irenemarcus967 maybe he was about to say Demi Moore...or Desi Arnaz.

Mr. Fritz, my 10th grade history teacher (now of blessed memory), told us once about growing up with St. Bernards. Yes, plural. Every day when he got home from school, this herd of dogs the size of horses would gallop across the yard and plow him to the ground. They proceeded to lick him senseless in a doggy declaration of, "I love you, I love you, I love you!" Inevitably, once he made it through the door, he might as well have been caught in a storm. I miss him. He was awesome. 💖

@eva-w

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing. Imagining the scene really made me smile!

“Put the flood in its mouth” 😂

@irenemarcus967

4 ай бұрын

Anyone who has watched drool thread its way to the floor will relate to this.

@training_tyson_official

4 ай бұрын

@@irenemarcus967 yeah, my dog leaves little pools of drool all over the kitchen anytime food is being prepared in it. xD

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

@@irenemarcus967That's nothing compared to the flood which they create while drinking.

Disney, the 4th Horseman... sounds legit.

@CasualCosta

4 ай бұрын

Can we have death, instead? Sounds less awful. 😂

@Lelxd33

4 ай бұрын

Sounds too legit

@QueenAqua

4 ай бұрын

​@@CasualCostabest comment ever

@sandywa3057

4 ай бұрын

@bcgrote…very legit!

Haha, Beethoven! And he was playing „fur“ Elise!? 🤣 I’m dead…

Is it bad that I giggle every time I see God wearing a disheveled drag wig? 😂 Thank you funny Jonny for the best part of this day. ♥️

I did lose the coin toss with Bernadette though. 😔😆

@yorkleroy5605

4 ай бұрын

I won the coin toss with Bernadette, mine is a kengal though.

@captainacorn2088

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, I think either is considered a win

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

Good for you that you didn't toss again Cujo.

Finally years of going to church against my will pays off. According to the canon, everyone who goes to heaven is automatically saint, as saint is supposed to mean someone who is/lives with god, so if all dogs go to heaven, it means all dogs are saints. We just don't start mini cults about them. Althought we should. And even if that is not the case, there are rescue dogs who save up to and over hundred people during their career, they deserve to both get to heaven and be declared saints.

@princessconsuelabananahamm1571

4 ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more.

@jacintavattuone4442

4 ай бұрын

AMEN!! 🙏 ❤

@jessa1355

4 ай бұрын

When you're right, you're right. the movie tho .. LOL

@c.w.8200

4 ай бұрын

Is that like legit Catholic dogma? Lol, I wouldn't know, I'm almost sad nobody made me go to church.

@michasalamon8315

4 ай бұрын

@@c.w.8200 „In Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, Oriental Orthodox, and Lutheran doctrine, all of their faithful deceased in Heaven are considered to be saints, but some are considered worthy of greater honor or emulation.” Yep. But take it also with a bit of salt, some people declared as saints wouldn’t fit very well in heaven by the rules of getting there, for example, Urban II, the guy who started the crusade, was beatified/made holy by his successor shortly after Urban’s death. So you gotta be careful with that title.

(nerd warning) In the medieval times, there was actually a dog that was worshipped as a saint, St. Guinefort, the patron saint of small children

@ninatouchdown2500

4 ай бұрын

You mean a dog was canonized?

@justafan13

4 ай бұрын

@@ninatouchdown2500 no, but worshipped and prayed to as one, and most back then did consider him to be one (even if technically he wasn't(

@edie4321

4 ай бұрын

Wasn't St. Christopher a dog man?

@justafan13

4 ай бұрын

@@edie4321 he is sometimes portrayed with a dog head but idk why, he wasn't actually a dog man

@feliciagaffney1998

4 ай бұрын

​@@justafan13 we don't know what breed it was?

You are too funny Jonny! Always bringing good energy and laughter to the party! 🙂🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

I totally misheard the dog’s name while watching the movie when I was little so when I got a big sheep dog plush (also confused Bernese Mountain Dog for Sheep Dog), I named it Big Toven.

@auntiethetical

4 ай бұрын

🤣😆🤣

Somebody please tell me that I am not the only person that hits the "Like" 👍 button before the video even starts whenever this series pops up? Please!!?!

@piajensen1897

4 ай бұрын

Your not 😅❤

@olwens1368

4 ай бұрын

Me too- they're always brilliant. Sometimes worry there aren't enough sorts of dogs to keep God busy 'til I die...

@tarottarantulas

4 ай бұрын

Same. Only 2 channels I do this with. This one and "Aymie and family" lol

@patriciatinkey2677

4 ай бұрын

Likewise!

I love St Bernards. My son and his ex wife had one. He was the sweetest, slobbering, overgrown lap potato. I've never met one of them I didn't like.

My St Bernard, Tex, is a sweet smart boy. Definitely my best friend :)

Beethoven was a movie that carried my childhood

@eva-w

4 ай бұрын

Yup. Beethoven, Aristocats and Land before time, oh and last but not least Willow. 😅

At last! My dog, St. Bernadette! ❤

I'd love to see one of these video with the kangal (anatolian shepherd) Love the channel keep the good vibes

Yeah, whiskey IS a horrible idea for people with hypothermia. It makes you feel warm, but that's because the sense for your minimum body temp drops, so you'll actually freeze faster and just not feel it. Pretty sure it was a thing for a while though. People used to actually think alcohol helped to warm you up before they eventually tested and realized the truth.

@markclay8605

4 ай бұрын

loved the unrequested nerdsplain about alcohol and hypothermia.

@feliciagaffney1998

4 ай бұрын

Someone above you ex9lained the use of the barrels... not for whiskey.

@iloveprivacy8167

4 ай бұрын

Perhaps not coincidence that they figured it out along with faster methods of emergency transportation. Would you really want to know that the cpmforting shot of whiskey was "only" going to make your demise more comfy?

@Ferryie

4 ай бұрын

For Charles Joughin that survived titanic, he would definitely say that being drunk extended his life while being stuck in very cold temps water exposed to hypothermia. I don't recommend the method but it saved that mans life.

@broEye1

4 ай бұрын

@@Ferryie I'd say he BELIEVED it saved his life. If it did save him, it was due to reducing his fears and stopping him from any overreactions due to the cold. If it alcohol consumption actually staved off hypothermia in him, then we have confirmation of nonhuman intelligence in our universe.

Do one about Havanese. They're a small breed of dog native to Cuba and they're adorable

You should do a funny video of hades showing off his 3 head dog to God and his angels.

Gosh I love these skits. Too funny!

pls, make some videos about these crazy! dogs like cane corso, Tibetan mastiff, Kangal shepherd, or Kochi (afghan shepherd)

The little barrels with "XXX" around their necks is adorable though. Always reminds me of the Saint Bernard in Looney Toons

Love your work... hope your live is full of happiness.. you deserve it dude for bring joy to others.

Grew up with a St. Bernard and she was an absolute angel and I think about her all the time.

I love this guy

FINALLY! My favorite breed! I haven’t even watched it yet but goodness knows this is gonna be good! ... four horseman to start off? This... really is gonna be interesting lol!

Jonny you are the best!!! Love your sense of humor. My neighbor has a St Bernard named "Goose". He is an absolutely huggable dog - and smart as can be. No bricks in his yard. lol ❤❤❤

God needs to give him a raise

Do one of these everyday please 🙏 Im positive I'm not alone in this. 😅 You are so awesome.

Also gave him a movie (and a bunch of sequels) 👏

I love this I have a Sant Bernard named Beethoven and his the best.

IS NOBODY TAKKING ABT THE BEETHOVEN REFERENCE??I love that movie

God sure does love a flood 😆

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

Although he said that he wouldn't do that again. Ergo gods and their prophets are not to be trusted!

I thought he was gonna say, "Beethoven? What's he doing up here?" *Good Omens joke*

My favorite dogs are Border Collies and Standard Poodles, SP are actually from Germany and were bred to hunt bears, the French got ahold of them and bred Midsize, Toy and Teacups. I made the mistake of getting a toy poodle because my youngest son wanted a small Poodle, he was dumb as rocks.

@geoffkeller5337

4 ай бұрын

Standard Poodles are fuzzy Doberman Pinchers

@irenemarcus967

4 ай бұрын

I had a boyfriend who had a standard poodle, very smart. Also it was brown as a puppy, but turned silver when mature!

😅Pullin' it all together in this one, Johnny. God is so random.

I’ve always wanted one 🤗 Absolutely because of Beethoven.

Grew up with 2 of these lil babies. High maintenance couch potatoes but you never gotta pay for heating in winter. ❤

God wanting to send another flood every day of the week is a mood though.

Omg, his comedy is genius!😂

we gotta be seeing video about Scottish terriers soon

did anyone get the beethoven reference?

@KlarolineStelena

4 ай бұрын

Yes ovi

@loudidier3891

4 ай бұрын

Series of kids movies about a St Bernard named Beethoven.

@KlarolineStelena

4 ай бұрын

@@loudidier3891 yh they were rlly good i cant believe how old they are omg the last time i watched them was when i was... 10? I think.

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

If i get this right then Ludwig Von was Swiss, liked dumb dogs and loved drinking whiskey while drawing snow angels. That's how the Saint Bernard got his sainthood.

Lmao!! So wasn’t expecting that! Hilarious.

I can't get enough of these videos!

I love what you have to teach us about dogs. I also love what you teach us about god. He has no clue but ... dogs do! Thank you! 🎉

Dude just started following your channel and it makes my day. I would really like to see you do the robber and an Kangal or to see God do his spin on it, keep up the fantastic work 👍🤘

Love the "gonna start rumours about it though" perfect explanation

Wow, love how you lead the story! Great job!!

The Beethoven reference got me 😂. I’m surprised he didn’t make a Cujo reference 💀

Nice reference, Good doggo. Im happy!

If we're talking about canine saints, what about Saint Guinefort? Well, OK, technically the Christian church didn't recognize him as a saint, claiming (probably rightly) that the belief that Guinefort was a saint was based on mere superstition, and he probably never existed, or, at the most was the hero of just another traditional folktale of a type common all across Europe. There are countless stories of dogs who were killed (martyred, in the case of Guinefort) by someone who thought they had killed a child, only to find out too late that the blood was that of a wolf or snake that threatened the child, who was alive and well in his cradle. Naturally, St. Guinefort, who was honoured for centuries in spite of official doubts about his existence, was held to have a special interest in sick children.

@professorbutters

4 ай бұрын

Yay! Someone brought up Saint Guinefort!

@yostralienne3123

4 ай бұрын

I have a greyhound. Totally believe the story... after a life surrounded by dogs and pets ( from chihuahua to great Dane in my family.. oodles , labradors, husky..staffie, rottie GS.. even a rescue pit bull... just name it and my family had one or 2 ) and horses and cats and chook obv Greyhounds are different... (not talking about whippets or Italian.. those still fit) But greyhound greyhound... they are haunted.. But good dogs nonetheless

Hi there! I’ve fallen in love with ur channel recently and LOVE ur videos! I wanted to ask if there was any chance you could do a video (or a small mention in like a compilation) on a Canaan. My dog, Bailey, was a Canaan who passed away sadly last year, and I never really saw a lot of information about her breed. You’re my favorite dog focused content creator and it would mean so much if Bailey’s breed was mentioned. Thank you if you read this!

As someone who teaches piano I should probably get around to watching that movie one day so I can finally get all of the references

Shouldn't this really be titled "God approves Saint Bernards?" Oh, wait, I guess Gabriel is just the design guy. Also my favorite angel on Supernatural!

@Antifrost

4 ай бұрын

The funny thing is they addressed that in one of these shorts, I can't remember which though but the angel says "Hey, why are these titled "God makes dogs" when I'm the one making them?"

@DravenGal

4 ай бұрын

@@AntifrostOh yeah, I think I vaguely remember that...and there was the one about the sign above his head saying "Angel" instead of his name, but later he was called Gabriel.

YES! I've been hoping you'd do this one! I was not disappointed.

I thought it was brandy.

@edie4321

4 ай бұрын

You are right! That rings a bell. Brandy was rumored to be for warming up.

So THAT'S how the rumor got started! I always thought it was brandy, but whiskey works! Thank God for Saint Bernards 😂❤

@eva-w

4 ай бұрын

I'm gonna say it was Obstler or Williams Birne, the real "good" stuff, can also be used to remove nail polish.

@andrea-lc5tx

4 ай бұрын

@@eva-w 🌟🌟🌟🤣🤣🤣

Maybe only Nineties kids will get the movie reference?

The "thank you" 😂😂😂

So it was God that was responsible for the movie.😂

Why is this so true tho😂

Smart as a whip or dumb as a brick, hahaha!

Gonna start a rumor about though. That was a great line.

On wow! I live those old movies. I think i stil have them somewhere.

I could totally buy Disney as the 4th horseman of the apocalypse ☠️

Sainthood. Period. They are bestest dogs.

The most accurate description. Though even the smart ones haven't adapted to the fact they're larger than they were at 2mo. StBs are notorious for not knowing their own size for a reason.

God made the Beethoven franchise?

he didn't mention the size as much as the great dane or newfoundlander, but seriously, incredibly clever with the flood bit

Just occurred to me that these videos are basically ads for dogs

I love German shepherds

I'm waiting for this channel to do the single greatest of all dog breeds: The Heinz 57, aka, "The Mutt".

I just love your content.

The drooling tho 💀😭

I like how he conveniently leaves out that the picture he used is a puppy...and the fact they can be as heavy as a full grown man.. i had one huge baby, i couldn't ever figure out if he was smart but stubborn as an ox or "dumb as a brick" but so loving full of personality jebediah aka 'the big man on campus' stole the spotlight of every room he entered he didn't care about the attention he just needed to be by his people

What about my favorite dog breed Cairns which I have owned for over thirty five years, I could help you with the characteristics, like selective hearing, hole digging, rat catching, rodent catching, bird catching, Then next I now have a border terrier, what a mess, feisty is a understatement, escape artist, and selective listening also.

@mailill

4 ай бұрын

Cairns are great. I don't really like dogs, but I did love a Cairn once. She was smart and independent (could run freely around on the farm she belonged to without causing any trouble or getting hurt) and hunted water voles all day long. She joined me when I went for walks. Once she even tried to get on a bus with me.

God made the Beethoven movies. It's cannon now. 😂

Love iiiiit!

the Beethoven reference took me a second, some good hang time there.

"Give this dog sainthood or I will cry." St. Guinefort video when? :)

Can you make “God Makes Kangals”

😅😂😂 I didn't know God makes movies!

I have both- an evil genius and a sweet dumbass. They are the best!!!

"I like the cut of your gib, kid." Can confirm.

Please do the English Sheepdog!! Please......lol

I think it's Brandy that Saint Bernard's carry in barrels around their neck.

Great!!! Next dog breed: Tervuren! (The nervy, smart long haired ones)

So... Do all dogs go to heaven lol

FUR elise, brilliant

Roll over Beethoven❤

And then we, until he sees the Saint Bernard comic book style video

No reference to Cujo?😁😆🤣

My mom knows someone whos owns saint Bernards sadly they have terrible risk of hip dysplasia and other serious health issues, and she had to out one down because its hips were so bad and it had a tumor. They're beautiful and majestic dogs though, but I'd be an emotional wreak with one I think

_And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say,_ *Come and see.* _And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Disney,_ _and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth,_ _to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth,_