"where are they?" "They are here" sounded like a haunted story 😂

@CappuccinO80

3 ай бұрын

It's a Poltergeist reference.

@kittensmitten3287

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@nelsvletav9818

3 ай бұрын

Ikr!!

@samwelmeja7683

3 ай бұрын

Very true 😂

@BerzerkaDurk

3 ай бұрын

Yup. That was the clear intent.

Doesn't matter how many times KZread puts this in my shorts, i will watch it over and over again

@BrainyGreenOtter

10 ай бұрын

Yes! This!

@dualshock3462

10 ай бұрын

Me too and I’m laughing all over again like I watch it the first time.

@nuniek3311

10 ай бұрын

I will too!

@youngsevenfold1444

10 ай бұрын

😀

@fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335

10 ай бұрын

Same here

the accent makes this 200% better

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

Sadly, 200% of 0 is still 0. The singular third-person pronoun "they" has existed since the 14th century and is literally older than the singular "you" (because like it, "you" also started off as being purely plural of which the antiquated singular form of was instead "thou") By his own words, that he said that his friend was bringing along "a friend". Singular antecedent was literally right there, apparently context and phrasing just doesn't exist in his world, apparently.

@lilblock3564

2 ай бұрын

@@RebelTheArtGal You mad he makes fun of delusional people?

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

@@lilblock3564 Are they really delusional, or are you just hateful of an entire demographic of people? Geez, it's like we literally didn't have two entire major lessons in history to not be hateful of an entire group of people just for them being how they are when they're not harming anyone. You made a claim of them being delusional, go on then, prove it. Read through what I've sent and present your case, lest your position gets cleaved apart by Hitchen's Razor.

@pedroHernandez-np9rq

2 ай бұрын

@@RebelTheArtGalbut they is used now for a plural not singular, so it is funny.

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

@@pedroHernandez-np9rq It's still used for both singular and plural, no matter how much you refuse to accept the fact. Do tell, if someone were to forget an item, would you say "who forgot his-or-her umbrella here" or "who forgot *_their_* umbrella here"? Also, do you have this same stick up your a*s about the pronoun "you" too? Another pronoun that was also initially purely plural, was then used for both singular and plural, of which it has been used for literal CENTURIES before now.

"With one person" took me out😂😂😂

"Where are they?" Batman asked calmly.

@DOI_ARTS

4 ай бұрын

Joker: "They're here....."

@PrinceOfDragonstone

4 ай бұрын

"SwEar tO Me" 🤬

@greyarcher2099

4 ай бұрын

And in ZSJL he says "they're here..." about the parademons

@veroelvira7911

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yamasaer

4 ай бұрын

Two-face?

"They're here" 🤣 Are we in the Poltergeist bro lol

@prinzessinderverurteilung5553

10 ай бұрын

I want him to announce my presence like that! 💀

@kar17755

10 ай бұрын

Poltergeist is a remix of a Geometry Dash main level polargeist

@gamein7979

6 ай бұрын

I think I feel deja vu. so I might be watched that word and effect in a movie before

@Sahil-uf1dy

6 ай бұрын

It's More like "Split movie MC - Kevin wendell crumb" with his THE HORDE !

@kapswishes9834

4 ай бұрын

I don't describe people as a man or woman I describe people as liberal and anti liberal As freedom fighters and servants

His voice, his accent, his delivery!!! 🔥

It's all about the delivery, truly masterful, and all in a second language.

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, except the delivery only "works" by disregarding concepts such as "context" and "phrasing". Even as another non-native speaker, I could spot that.

@brondahawkins9264

2 ай бұрын

Bore off​@@RebelTheArtGal

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

@@brondahawkins9264 Take your own advice, newcomer

@CrowCereal

5 күн бұрын

​@@RebelTheArtGal not every non-native speaker understands "they" being a singular pronoun, or as intelligent as you seem to be .^. the concept of non-native speakers not understanding stuff that should be common sense is a kind of trope in comedy even some native speakers get confused, so it's more like a "boomer and technology" thing than a "person doesn't respect identity" thing

@RebelTheArtGal

5 күн бұрын

​@@CrowCereal Aye, but I still can't shake off how it pretty much is just like a dog-whistle. The replies I've received on this comment section really just steer my point that way too.

😂😂"they're here"" 😂😂

@godwinagong4586

4 ай бұрын

Reading in Batman’s voice

@agirlhasnoname1472

4 ай бұрын

That sounds threatening 😂😂

@zonerecxcross

4 ай бұрын

they're probably on that person's head.💀

@butterfly_n42

4 ай бұрын

😂still funny

@dvdgalutube

4 ай бұрын

Ghosts

"They are here💀" sounds like it got straight out of a horror movie

@josephrichter826

3 ай бұрын

It is and we are living it.

@newyorknewyork1190

3 ай бұрын

Actually is a horror to see all these transgenderism bull c r a p

@Run4Ever77

3 ай бұрын

"My name is Legion, for we are many..."

@probuilder961

3 ай бұрын

Poltergeist

@gutshanayamagetwrecked4414

3 ай бұрын

​@Run4Ever77 yup. As Jesus asked what the demons name was. "They" said such

This is a really good example of a joke about a certain group of people that isnt offensive or driven by hate, keep up the good work this was hilarious

@samuellima4779

11 күн бұрын

No Brasil ele é conhecido pelo oposto KKKKKK Apesar de ser famoso no Brasil ele igualmente odiado.

i love how he isn’t even being disrespectful lmaoo i like this guy

"It took me three years to learn.." 😂 yes my friend, I feel your pain.

@jmartinezhdz

3 ай бұрын

Man I learned English as a second language... That's even worst... Imagine if you get confused, I'll be pissed as f***k... 😂

@MaggieJaneSimpson

3 ай бұрын

me too. I'm not against it, i respect everyone's choices, but damn it's so confusing sometimes

@Sandmann629

3 ай бұрын

y'all never learned "they are?"

@MaggieJaneSimpson

3 ай бұрын

@@Sandmann629 in my language, the neutral gender "he". they don't teach you about they as the neutral pronoun, only that it is used for multiple people. you have to learn yourself

@lisadickerson1376

3 ай бұрын

Hilarious! I laughed every time I see it. So funny and so true and so ridiculous the world has become.

Major props to this guy, learned a new language and then became a successful comic in that language. That's not an easy task. Funny stuff

@robertodavid8546

3 ай бұрын

The heart of the immigrants… we are still taking “their jobs” 😂😂😂

@marlygee

3 ай бұрын

Imagine learning a new language only to have to learn the new politically correct version of it as the one you’ve just learned is now outdated 😂

@honestiguana

3 ай бұрын

Take my word for it, as a brazilian I'll tell you that this dude favored passing of laws in Brazil that made it into literal CRIMES exactly the kind of joke he did in this clip, so now he ran to the US to tell this jokes, and EVEN THERE he's against freedom of speech. Dude's a real piece of work.

@luuc2

3 ай бұрын

in Portuguese he is not funny tho

@tjoy8082

3 ай бұрын

The matter is ridiculously funny. Think about people out there trying to f...k language and the little bit of communication we have.

Nao sabia que o Rafinha tava fazendo sucesso na gringa kkkkkkkkkkk

Bro looks like an Arab Adam Sandler

You can hear the pain with “I bought a lot of food”. Must have been traumatic

@Validboy

10 ай бұрын

Its called acting for comedic effect, this is 100% just a made up joke.. Stop believing in everything you hear.. Reading something this stupid was quite traumatic, he's litterally a professional comedian. Do you also believe actors are real? You know Armageddon was just a fiction right? Godzilla... never actually happened.. I do have a bridge to sell you, its super cheap and can be yours at a speeecial prize just for you..

@moodyquijada1342

10 ай бұрын

@@Validboy it was a joke 😑

@goatreaper4363

10 ай бұрын

​@@Validboyrelax

@Validboy

10 ай бұрын

@@goatreaper4363 Great comment, nothing to say only assuming that you somehow know my state of mind. Why would I be mad? Because I said "stupid"? Half of that comment was jokes on Moody. What a worthless comment, but fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll leave you with a Jimmy Carr favorite so its not a complete waste of time: If you want my comeback, you gotta scrape it off your moms teeth..

@goatreaper4363

10 ай бұрын

@@Validboy chill out dude it's not that deep😂

... with one person. The frustration in that line is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

@vincentjohnflorio

4 ай бұрын

weedaoooone per-thun

@mat7083

3 ай бұрын

And he said it in the most majestic tone possible

@andreaskarlsson5251

3 ай бұрын

Singular they dates back to the 14th century.. Why are you people crying about this now?? I can only find one connection between the recent outcry over the singular 'they' and that is homophobia.. Can you give another reason?

THE BEST EXPLANATION OF BEING CONFUSED

Love this skit. I watch it over and over

To craft this joke in a language not your own, it escalates so well, is delivered just right. Much respect.

@AnastasioCostaMeno

3 ай бұрын

Dude is funnier in English than in his native language for some reason 😅

@jackwsanta1793

3 ай бұрын

The laugh track is annoying!!!!!!!!

@menacingowl

3 ай бұрын

Well, it’s not the first time it been told

@EnigmaParadox-pk4ce

3 ай бұрын

​@@AnastasioCostaMenoI love his accent! Where is he from?

@jaurybeltraoengers5986

3 ай бұрын

@@EnigmaParadox-pk4ce Brasil, his name is Rafinha Bastos, great guy!

It’s the calm voice that makes it funnier 😂😂😂

@user-uj2cq4ik9q

3 ай бұрын

Yes

I have a hard time too. I born /raised USA. They/Them is plural under grammar rules we were taught. I can't wrap my head around they/them for 1 person. It trips me up in reading too.

@PersonalStash420

18 күн бұрын

That's because it's ridiculous. Don't play their American destroying games. These outrageous demands are designed to confuse you and make you question everything you know to be true and right. They want to "fundamentally change America", quoting Obama. Don't let them.

@apostatereacts

18 күн бұрын

They/them as singular actually dates back to the 14th century and is standard English in cases where the gender is unknown or unimportant. For example, "Everyone loves his/her mother" doesn't really work, does it? But I get what you're coming from. I too struggle with they/them because my brain automatically genders people based on their appearance. Fortunately most trans and non-binary people are reasonable enough to let the occasional innocent mistake slide. 🤷‍♂️

@arubafanatic

17 күн бұрын

@apostatereacts When I read/ hear "Are you talking to them?" I automatically think plural. Not to be rude, but if we had something equalivalent to 'it', that works. "Are you talking to it?" You know it's singular.

@komakie

15 күн бұрын

​@@arubafanaticI agree. I don't have a problem with how people want to arrange their lives and it's not for me to decide who or what or how they want to be. But it's so damn confusing.

@ColeenODay

11 күн бұрын

Actually I was taught to use either “one” or “his.” Everyone loves his mother or everyone loves one’s mother. Was never taught to substitute “they/them.”

Love this! Whenever it pops up on my feed, I watch it at least 3 times. 😆

The "They are here" has a lot of potential in that story lol

@abiyyupanggalih854

10 ай бұрын

its COMING.....They are COMING....prepare yourself

@NoharaLuci

10 ай бұрын

​@@abiyyupanggalih854I'm cuming, prepare themselves first

@26mar

4 ай бұрын

For the Horde !! 😂

@DD_Porter

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like a schizophrenic 🤣🤣🤣 They are heeeeere, *all my imaginary friends* 👹👹👹

@melaniefigueroa5026

4 ай бұрын

It was scary like they are here but yoj can't see them are they ghost spirit or something 😅

Takes a foreign comedian to nail it!😅 "I am, he is, she is, they are"

@golfer435

3 ай бұрын

The fact rhat he is actually making a joke that is fully based in tenses and nuanced meanings of words shows full fluency with the language

@bovo698

3 ай бұрын

​@@golfer435 Nah, he probably is fluent, but "to be verb" is literally the first thing you learn when studying English

@rion354

3 ай бұрын

And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying

@hugopereira4212

3 ай бұрын

@@golfer435 what nuanced meanings? everything he said is basic and literal the only "nuance" is the neutral bs part that he is explaining with a joke why exactly it is bs

@necrommne

3 ай бұрын

​@@hugopereira4212 it's ez ash

😂😂😂😂 omg my husband is learning English i felt this struggle

Just look at his face when he says "So I bought A LOT OF FOOD!" 😂😂 I love Rafinha so much, he did not deserved to get canceled here in Brazil... He is one of a kind

@RebelTheArtGal

Ай бұрын

No wonder he got cancelled there, this is a cancel-worthy English "joke" too, since we all know why the 700-year old concept of singular they is mocked like so and it's because it's to inderectly mock the non-binary people who have taken to using such language. If not, then the-also both-singular-and-plural "you" would be complained about like so too, yet it's not. Btw, singular they is also just part of proper English grammar. It can be used both plural _and_ singular and in this joke, in Rafi's on words, the antecedent for they is "a friend", that's a singular antecedent btw.

@Nopejuststop

Ай бұрын

​@@RebelTheArtGal lol then go back in time to use those words. You know what NORMS is? Well I don't expect anything from someone who demands other people to call themselves in their pronouns they/them even if those persons are not around.

@RebelTheArtGal

Ай бұрын

@@Nopejuststop It's... literally still normal today to use singular they, stupid. _"The patient_ has to be told on the outset how much *_they_* will have to pay" _"A journalist_ should not be forced to reveal *_their_* sources." Imagine calling it a "demand" when you're just told to refer to someone as they/them. Is that how you act like when you get told someone else's name too? I mean... sure, as long as you're also fine with getting disrespected like so, because "how dare you DEMAND me use your name", amirite?

@iz_latte

Ай бұрын

​@@RebelTheArtGal wow, you really tried to reply to everyone here, aye? i must say i applaud your dedication to try fit yourself and your little community in.

@RebelTheArtGal

Ай бұрын

@@iz_latte Just going around, informing people And correcting them when they don't want to be informed

He way he says, “so I bought a lot of food”, sounds like an innocent old grandma who really had no idea. 😂

If someone else drops this, it will sound like crap. His delivery is truly on point

@user-nm5ry4xt5g

3 ай бұрын

This was my comment 😂

@ShitYourself7

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-nm5ry4xt5git wasnt

@ShitYourself7

3 ай бұрын

Meh anyone could make a good delivery

@NinjaNerosis

3 ай бұрын

Ummm any foreigner really with English as ASL...

@amarnath1412

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. He was too good in this one. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Nem fudendo que esse cara tá fazendo stand up na gringa, voa mlk

I love comedians/people who turn the insanity of the world we live in into straight up laugh out loud comedy. God bless these people. They make the world just about bearable.

No one says WTF quite as softly and satisfyingly as the Brazilian dude. Smoothest wtf ever.

@YourRussiandad650

10 ай бұрын

The notification bell is on for me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@juliabomfim4076

10 ай бұрын

we say "wtf' a lot here as a slang 😂 it comes quite naturally to most of us

@miqueinhamgtow2961

9 ай бұрын

it's a matter of practice, Brazilians see wtf things on daily base, so naturally perfected the art of saying that whatever language they learn

@marcelasalcedo2753

4 ай бұрын

I love his voice !❤❤❤

@liahk1000

4 ай бұрын

Ah não sabia que é brasileiro. Sou sueca e posso detectar o sotaque português em sueco, mas não tô acostumado a ouvir o sotaque português em inglês😊

The most polite "What the f**k" I have ever heard

@itsbecca

3 ай бұрын

I was worried it was just going to be making fun of people but then it turned out to be a grammar/non-native bit. So good.

@princekody

2 ай бұрын

​@@itsbeccawhy r you worried this is comedy doesnt matter if he makes fun of it as long as its comedy ppl should not be sensitive towards comedy.

More than a joke. It’s a slap on da cheek for “THEM THEY dudes”

That's hilarious😂. A little story from me. Years ago my friend told me some people called gay are in the western I never heard before and thankfully they are not in my country. So when I bought my first mobile and launch youtube In order to learn english the tutor said hello guys and I thought he saying hello gay; I cancelled and moved to another instructor and he also said welcome guys to my youtuhe channel , I became furious at that moment and I thought he was saying gay😂. After years I underatand the difference between guys and gay😂

@11novinski11

Ай бұрын

Well, you were uneducated and made linguistic errors. It happens. I hope you’re educated enough not to make homophobic errors anymore because that would be plain stupid.

"So I bought a lot of food" 😆

@user-wy4lq5lr7f

3 ай бұрын

I will do the same if this will happen to me 😂😂 Nice video

@TheTubejunky

3 ай бұрын

Food = poison in his language riight>?

"They're gonna eat all of these f**kn food" 😂😂😂

@asparrow9876

3 ай бұрын

The sad yet funny part is, given how "those" kind of people usually look; They could easily eat twelve people's worth of food in one sitting. 🐖

@dan30162

3 ай бұрын

I scrolled for this comment haha 😂

@Tibane9511

3 ай бұрын

Me too 😂

This guy has hit it on the head. Excellent.

"They are here"👹👹

"Call me THEY" "For you are many? Wait a moment. I'm calling an exorcist"

@mochisprite9779

3 ай бұрын

I mean, Legion actually sounds like a non-binary name though

@__u__

3 ай бұрын

​It doesn't actually doesnt sound like a name at all. I wouldn't name a dog legion, it's a noun. @@mochisprite9779

@koketsorakomane1795

3 ай бұрын

jesus🤣🤣

@USBestCountryonEarth

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. Sounds like demonic possession of the legion of demons.

@CarlosGlatzos976

3 ай бұрын

guess that´s the only way to treat "them".

He delivered that "they are here" line to absolute perfection.

This guy on point!

People that tell joke with a straight face ...are the goats mn 😂😂😂😂😂😂

How many had watched this clip over 25 times and still laugh? 😂😂😂

@ProtonSucks

9 ай бұрын

LOL!

@wendymedeiros3042

8 ай бұрын

😂😂 over and over.

@DangBinh47

7 ай бұрын

Me

@user-kp7yt6mf8t

7 ай бұрын

Me

@roselyncadalzomamangun1708

7 ай бұрын

Meeee😂

He nailed it when he said tell them that they have to eat all this free food 😅😅😅😅

@kaili9942

3 ай бұрын

He channeled a frustrated mother right there.

@trollking99

3 ай бұрын

I don't think he said free 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 "so I bought a lot of food"

Funny guy who summed things up perfectly.

"They are here..." sounds like an intro to a horror movie 😮

@paulmcdermott6734

3 ай бұрын

They live.. classic movie

His delivery is a masterpiece

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

Eh, the delivery is pretty much just copped from somewhere else, and the entire point is stupid anyways. The concept of singular "they" is older than singular "you" and has been in use for over 500 years now.

@noripogikatelucas8266

2 ай бұрын

😂

@Sushie55

2 ай бұрын

@@RebelTheArtGal Not in the same way that it’s being used now

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

@@Sushie55 What exact way are you talking about? It's just singular they, wydm "not the same way"?

@Sushie55

2 ай бұрын

@@RebelTheArtGal People would call a singular person “they” when they don’t know the person’s gender. Like: “Mommy I made a new friend!” “That’s great! What’s their name?” That’s different from, “Call me they. It’s my gender.”

How often do you see dead people? EVERY TIME 😂😂😂😂

Never fails to make me laugh lol

He looked so shocked when he said 'one person'😂😂😂

@dawnjohnson3263

3 ай бұрын

Ikr!

@s.basgic7828

3 ай бұрын

Any sane person would look shocked 😂😂 this confuses everyone.

@southsider9638

3 ай бұрын

One UNKNOWN person. Damn, you failed school hard, huh...

@southsider9638

3 ай бұрын

​@@s.basgic7828uh... sure.

@s.basgic7828

3 ай бұрын

@@southsider9638 " they " indicates more than one person..... not a single entity. Did you skip that class, buddy?

Delivery timing is absolutely perfect that makes it even funnier

@alifc1082

3 ай бұрын

That comedy...is not just the words, the story but also the delivery. There is no comedy without it

His story telling skill is amazing!

As a gay guy I approved this great comedy 😂❤

Absolutely hilarious! "They are here" gives me "I'm Batman" vibes

*DEEP VOICE* "They are here"

@omarbaldeon-

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like Solid Snake's voice

@ThePhiloSpheres

4 ай бұрын

Yeah bro we're not deaf we heard his deep voice you don't have to be a parrot or a transcript in the comment section there are no deaf person here _💀_

@luckywetland

4 ай бұрын

@@ThePhiloSpheres FRUSTRATED PHILOSOPHER-wannabe’s VOICE “yeah bro we’re not deaf 🧏🏻”

@ThePhiloSpheres

4 ай бұрын

@@luckywetland says the guy who quote stuff like a parrot, touch grass.

@luckywetland

4 ай бұрын

@@ThePhiloSpheres You got some issues bro? Like you just found out you’re adopted?

That they joke is actually so funny 😂

Finally a comedian made me laugh

Imagine a besieged army officer asking for reinforcements and being told "They're coming!" and just one soldier shows up.

@norbertodominguez1033

3 ай бұрын

"One they or many they?"

@drenephorian5943

3 ай бұрын

​@@norbertodominguez1033lots of they

@isbeliajordan5283

3 ай бұрын

@@norbertodominguez1033🤦‍♀️

@virina2105

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@watchman4todayreloaded192

3 ай бұрын

It's probably already happening.

As a Southeast Asian, I would think so too if someone said like that. They should have clarified it was just one person.😂😂😂

@mjstc7893

4 ай бұрын

As a non American*

@vincenthychow1119

4 ай бұрын

Yeah. We learn English, French, Spanish of whatever European languages as foreign languages. Third person singular conjugates in the different way from plural. This is grammar, not personal preference.

@kimidayo2463

4 ай бұрын

​@@mjstc7893I think what they meant is the culture of preparing a lot of food for possible guest. They aren't sure all non-American has this habit of preparing food (not just little snack but a whole heavy meal) for guests. And I'm pretty sure mentioning SEA is enough for ppl with brain to understand that they're non-American 🙄

@mjstc7893

4 ай бұрын

@@kimidayo2463 i meant it as in these whole pronouns things only happen in America

@crocodil-vw6es

4 ай бұрын

​@@mjstc7893As a European it does also happen in Europe but like they don't get mad about it if someone calls them the wrong pronoun like they do in America. People are just chiller over here, if they wanna be called an it thats fine no body gives a sht

When the person says 'They" what he intentionally means his "Invisible friends ' came along.

I can watch this over and over and still 😂

I like the way he relates the jokes in a soft-spoken manner, almost whispering, with no shouting or screaming even when he said WTF!! 😂

You know your delivery SUPERB when I can watch it multiple times and still laugh.

@nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954

3 ай бұрын

Brazilian comedians are great at delivery

@IRIDEHARLEYS

3 ай бұрын

@@nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954 And he's a Jewish Brazilian. Double funny! ;)

Como ele consegue ser engraçado até em inglês

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂very funny and nice taunt on "them"

His delivery is exquisite.🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is how you make a joke about them without being offensive.

@m7carj

4 ай бұрын

They are already stupid, no need to be offensive

@hounder1673

4 ай бұрын

he learned after being processed in brazil , but he is a genious

@jackb3103

4 ай бұрын

There's some overweight blue haired chick that will be offended.

@EndOfHypnosiss

4 ай бұрын

​@@hounder1673 Processed for what?

@Yahel792

4 ай бұрын

​@@EndOfHypnosiss As in processed food, he got processed in an industrial blender in brazil

This is gold I don't care what no one says😂

Meanwhile the Wikipedia page on Brazilian Portuguese Gender-Neutral has a 12x15 table of 180 neopronouns😂😂😂 English has they/them and a max of 6-12 (rarely used) others.

@PROPAROXITONO

Ай бұрын

the table makes clear that those are suggestions... I don't have a problem with using gender-neutral pronouns, I just think we should, instead of using neopronouns, just teach Portuguese more "technically" correct. because in Portuguese, technically, there are no masculine and feminine pronouns, but neutral and feminine pronouns, but we learn as masculine and feminine. so the problem is already solved, we just need to teach it correctly.

This joke gets me every time

‭“My name is Legion...for we are many.”

He brought legion to dinner

Possibly multiple personalities in 1 mind "They are here" Imaginary friends? Funny comedy routine

This guy's delivery is as smooth as butter, love it

@fiveiron23

3 ай бұрын

It was perfectly smooth and he left just the right amount of room for the audience to laugh at the perfect intervals in nice even bursts... Or.... Laugh track. It's a laugh track, that's why his delivery seems smooth.

@ayoforyayoo

3 ай бұрын

@@fiveiron23there’s literally a crowd you can see a glimpse of them in parts of the clip

@fiveiron23

3 ай бұрын

@@ayoforyayoo so? Ever heard of dubbing. It's very obviously a laugh track, come on man why fool yourself

@ayoforyayoo

3 ай бұрын

@@fiveiron23 not everything’s fake ffs

@Dreamline78

3 ай бұрын

@@ayoforyayoo Not everything. But this is. Be harder to fool.

“They are here” 😂 I got paranormal vibes from that. I would've assumed there's some spirits in the room.

@deepaknanda1113

3 ай бұрын

Many spirits😂😂😂

@evangelinemmayie6116

3 ай бұрын

Legion 😬

@APsGTG

3 ай бұрын

@@evangelinemmayie6116this world is spiritual before it is physical

@evangelinemmayie6116

3 ай бұрын

@@APsGTG exactly

If using "they", a pronoun you've used your entire life to describe people, is "confusing" to you, then you might not be as smart as you think you are. It requires far less brain power than driving to work.

I forget just how addictive it is to scroll down to next shorts 😂😂😂

" Where are _they_ ?" " _They_ are here. " " So you tell _them_ ."

that pitch when he goes, " with one person" 😂😂😂❤

@Silvi0430

7 ай бұрын

Yeah.. So disappointed and sad 😥😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

He has the voice of a priest or pastor delivering a homily that he made "WTF" and "Fu##ing" sound decent 😂🤣😂🤣

Yah, it can be inconvenient to be polite, but if you were raised right, you know that being polite can be the most important thing.

He is naturally funny, and he damn knows his craft

@dredd1987

4 ай бұрын

This is one of the biggest comedians of Brazil... He basically started the stand up scene here over 20 years ago with others.

@renanbrayner984

4 ай бұрын

He pretty much founded the whole standup community in Brazil, left the country because we don't have freedom of speech 💀

This joke practically wrote itself 😂😂😂😂 and can go on endlessly

@RebelTheArtGal

2 ай бұрын

Because dumbasses like him and you weren't taught that singular "they" has been in use for longer than singular "you".

"Don't call me 'he' or 'she', call me 'they'!" "No problem. You call me 'Count'."

Actually there's no gender pronouns in Persian, so we are ok to call him them 😂😂😂

'Them' A whole legion of demons 😂😂😂

@gleicya.1818

2 ай бұрын

Oh shit 😂😂 bring fire and salt 😂😂

@Walnut-1

2 ай бұрын

"They arrived!" Where are the rest? "Their pronouns are they/them" So i brought this whole army of 5000 men to fight 10 people?

FINALLY a youtube COMEDIAN made me laugh. 😂 That joke was brutal! The facial expressions are on point!

@damianflores5130

3 ай бұрын

Look for Jeff Hanley he's hilarious also you'll enjoy it.

The laughs at his first couple lines… hysterical

Моя бабушка нашла бы способ, чтоб ОНИ всё это съели с благодарностью )))

This short never gets old!! I love how he delivers 😂😂😂

@Trump20244thewin

2 ай бұрын

I is calling you frank. Hi Frank.

"they are here". Sounded like a horror movie 😅😂😂😂

@uphill248

3 ай бұрын

💯

@22Unlucky

3 ай бұрын

That's the joke. It is a line from Poltergeist.

@K_m_desu

3 ай бұрын

It’s a horror movie, it’s called woke people

I told the cops that my momma is a they and I can't accept her ❤ But, momma is straight ❤ Gosh! I love her ...

@thezilch7227

17 күн бұрын

What the actual fuck

Absolutely brilliant. And what a crazy world we now live in!!

@jasminethecreator19

18 күн бұрын

It's not that deep... They/them is real pronouns 😅

@johnmckenna-dl9td

18 күн бұрын

@@jasminethecreator19 Do not be so ridiculous, when we refer to males and females, they/them is Not real

@jasminethecreator19

18 күн бұрын

@@johnmckenna-dl9td oh god your one of those people. You didn't finish first grade? There's more then two genders actually 😉 🌈

@jasminethecreator19

18 күн бұрын

@@johnmckenna-dl9td oh god your one of those people. You didn't finish first grade? There's more then two genders actually 😉 🌈

@jasminethecreator19

18 күн бұрын

@@johnmckenna-dl9td oh god your one of those people. You didn't finish first grade? There's more then two genders actually 😉 🌈

He delivers the best grammer stories😂

@Dolsey1

3 ай бұрын

Grammar

@klin117

3 ай бұрын

How the fuck........😂😂😂😂😂

@franksanz1044

3 ай бұрын

💀

@keenfire8151

3 ай бұрын

@@Dolsey1 Grammar.

bro speaks in lowercase

now they became obese after that meal

If it's a "they" Then they Have to pay at least 3 times the admission at events, etc....🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉