Gas Thief Alan | Two and a Half Men

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“You siphoned my tank!”
Season 6 Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
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  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6koАй бұрын

    Honestly, Charlie is 1000% justified here. Alan has lived there rent free for YEARS and this is one of the only times Charlie has ever asked him for money and he penny pinches him every step of the way. Charlie was even whilling to let Alan get away with stealing his gas lol

  • @thomasmcnamara3232

    @thomasmcnamara3232

    Ай бұрын

    Charlie ruined Alan. He slept with his lawyer at the worst time. They deserve each other.

  • @legendaryjimbob7685

    @legendaryjimbob7685

    Ай бұрын

    @@thomasmcnamara3232 Nah. Alan failing to grow spine and getting even slightly competent lawyer is what ruined him. The lawyer Charlie slept with, costed Alan nothing but her fees and the fees Alan had to pay to the new lawyer.

  • @JKaturamu

    @JKaturamu

    Ай бұрын

    Charlie slept with Alan’s lawyer so Alan cannot afford to move out or any decent income. Plus Charlie could have at least help Alan find a place and Alan does not make Charlie’s kind of money

  • @michaelfragoso6572

    @michaelfragoso6572

    Ай бұрын

    @@thomasmcnamara3232Alan should’ve gotten a male lawyer

  • @livviepayne8849

    @livviepayne8849

    Ай бұрын

    Alan is a leech, team charlie.

  • @McFrozenNuggets
    @McFrozenNuggetsАй бұрын

    "Do me a favor. Say 'preposterous' again."

  • @jaylife1077

    @jaylife1077

    Ай бұрын

    You crazy Get that away from me

  • @thrasherdave1428

    @thrasherdave1428

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jaylife1077Come on. Just for grins say: "Help me my head is on fire!"

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    Ай бұрын

    @@jaylife1077”come on, just for grins say help me! My head’s on fire!”

  • @DonaldRichterJr

    @DonaldRichterJr

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jaylife1077"Oh come on. COME ON. Just for grins, say: ``HELP ME. MY HEADS ON FIRE.``"

  • @victorvega1543

    @victorvega1543

    18 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785Ай бұрын

    2:08 This was honestly a long time coming… and *completely* appropriate.

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474Ай бұрын

    Alan has some nerve asking Charlie to pay him back $38 after Alan has lived there for years, not paying a dime to Charlie. Alan was so pathetic with his extreme cheapness.

  • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461

    @jpsailorallaboardmatey461

    Ай бұрын

    Haha you ain't wrong on that!

  • @ps6474

    @ps6474

    Ай бұрын

    @@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Exactly!! Lol

  • @user-tq2cf7jf9c

    @user-tq2cf7jf9c

    22 күн бұрын

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  • @user-tq2cf7jf9c

    @user-tq2cf7jf9c

    22 күн бұрын

    Hhguhhhhhhhhhuhuh

  • @Mirelale000

    @Mirelale000

    13 күн бұрын

    To be fair Charlie did screw Alan on his divorce by screwing his lawyer, he would have been out of his house in couple of months if he had kept in his pants.

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200Ай бұрын

    This was one of Alan's most insufferable moments and one of the worst examples of him being cheap.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192Ай бұрын

    The way Charlie puts the lighter back into the "holster". 🤠

  • @afonsodeportugal

    @afonsodeportugal

    Ай бұрын

    Au au au 😂

  • @DrewSavo

    @DrewSavo

    26 күн бұрын

    It is physically impossible for a man to hold that kind of lighter and not holster it after use.

  • @59771006
    @59771006Ай бұрын

    “Just for grins say “Help me my head’s on fire””

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718Ай бұрын

    *THIS SCENE IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!* 😂😂😂😂

  • @rarehearts2602
    @rarehearts2602Ай бұрын

    Alan almost got off free, until he had to open his cheap ass mouth😂

  • @williamrincon733
    @williamrincon733Ай бұрын

    4.8 USD a gallon. That's inflation my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iand1122

    @iand1122

    Ай бұрын

    I thought that was just California 😂

  • @thecommonsenseconservative5576

    @thecommonsenseconservative5576

    Ай бұрын

    California more than inflation

  • @LednacekZ

    @LednacekZ

    Ай бұрын

    stop whining in Europe the prices have been at $6+ for years.

  • @youngbloodnba

    @youngbloodnba

    Ай бұрын

    Here in the netherlands current gas price is 2.20 euro per liter. Thats like 9 dollars a gallon. 😂

  • @Murtagh653

    @Murtagh653

    Ай бұрын

    here in Australia the price is currently 4.66 USD per gallon of unleaded 91 (though very dependent on state, and even location in state) while the price of unleaded 98 is 5.27 USD per gallon

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680Ай бұрын

    Honestly, great stuntwork by Jon

  • @RazorMouth
    @RazorMouthАй бұрын

    Nobody needs an Alan in their life.

  • @sanzianagoglinache8696

    @sanzianagoglinache8696

    Ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718Ай бұрын

    1:20 It Was At This Moment Alan Knew He £u€ked Up !!!

  • @summertime6785

    @summertime6785

    Ай бұрын

    2:13-2:16 Actually I think *this* was the moment.

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888Ай бұрын

    0:23 Shame my ass! How the hell did a quarter tank of gas disappear overnight?! 2:13 Get out!

  • @maxxymrice6200

    @maxxymrice6200

    Ай бұрын

    2:13 that was the most appropriate response to Alan's cheapness.

  • @EastJazzman
    @EastJazzmanАй бұрын

    ONE OF THE GREATEST EPISODES!!!! You know I somewhat was on Alans side (He might have got his money back if was so needy) up until 1:55, he couldn't let it go. He had Charlie lose a lot of his gas and ended up walking a long way and nearly had his mouth burned, AND YET STILL asked for the a measly 24 dollars when Charlie called it even. Charlie had ever right to roast him alive, no jury would convict him!

  • @maxxymrice6200

    @maxxymrice6200

    Ай бұрын

    Truly shows how cheap and insufferable Alan is.

  • @mikeb3018
    @mikeb3018Ай бұрын

    38 dollars?? Come on Alan

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBRАй бұрын

    Love this scene And Chuck Lorre must love to hear the world preposterous, given the many times Sheldon said it in TBBT

  • @ZZ_Tops_007
    @ZZ_Tops_00727 күн бұрын

    Rule no.01 never piss off the person that let’s you stay in their house for free

  • @DonaldRichterJr
    @DonaldRichterJrАй бұрын

    "...I am not cheap. 😐"

  • @lianat8879
    @lianat8879Ай бұрын

    I could hardly watch this episode because Alan is not only stingy but incredibly ungrateful. No one would ever have the audacity to charge a ridiculous $38 from the person who has let him AND his son live rent-free in a Malibu beach house for YEARS. On top of that, Charlie is constantly paying for dinner, drinks, movies and all that stuff. Why doesn't Alan consider all this?

  • @sytestorm
    @sytestorm20 күн бұрын

    Thank you Two anf half men for teaching me to never let your brother live "temporary" with you😂

  • @willhull1735
    @willhull1735Ай бұрын

    Yeah Charlie let him live with him for free. 38 dollars but for Alan to then come back after taking his gasoline to say you still owe me 24 dollars is insane.

  • @azymondiaskingofthedragons2897
    @azymondiaskingofthedragons2897Ай бұрын

    Hard to believe this guy became Lex Luthor in Supergirl

  • @seangriffin2053
    @seangriffin205328 күн бұрын

    This is when Alan should've been banned for good. Charlie has let him stay there for nothing for six years. If he only takes a few bucks from you once in a while, I'd say it's a blessing, all things considered. Instead, Alan decides to steal his gas and leave him stranded somewhere? I tell you, family or not, they'd regret doing that to me.

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647Ай бұрын

    did the same thing with walden

  • @rafewheadon1963

    @rafewheadon1963

    Ай бұрын

    Walden wasnt his brother. This is horrible behaviour from a brother.

  • @fredrichardson8647

    @fredrichardson8647

    25 күн бұрын

    @@rafewheadon1963 it's horrible to do it to a so called friend ,tells you what kind of friend alan was to walden

  • @Lokiproooo
    @LokiprooooАй бұрын

    Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

  • @rafewheadon1963
    @rafewheadon1963Ай бұрын

    what a horrible brother alan is.

  • @garrettcurtis6795
    @garrettcurtis679522 күн бұрын

    Honestly surprised charlie didnt blow a gout of fire from how much he drinks

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105Ай бұрын

    I can see why people are most on Charlie's side. But we also can't forget that he screwed Alan over by sleeping with his lawyer and then dumping her making Alan's life miserable.

  • @lianat8879

    @lianat8879

    Ай бұрын

    Alan was already living with Charlie rent-free before Charlie met his lawyer.

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128Ай бұрын

    0:23 1:28 2:13

  • @andydoms2001
    @andydoms2001Ай бұрын

    What was Charlie going to do with the lighter, was he going to light Alan on fire or something? How would that have worked?

  • @lordwillshire1398

    @lordwillshire1398

    Ай бұрын

    The implication is he was trying to light the gas fumes leftover in Alan’s mouth from when he siphoned out the gas tank

  • @maxxymrice6200

    @maxxymrice6200

    Ай бұрын

    He siphoned gas from his car so he has gas on his breath and his highly flammable

  • @user-xc6xj2dg2o

    @user-xc6xj2dg2o

    21 күн бұрын

    It’s not the liquid that burns, it’s the fumes. And if Charlie can smell it it’s clearly still on Alan’s mouth. Even is it not enough to actually ignite or cause real damage. I wouldn’t recommend taking the risk of finding out.

  • @lmhillard56
    @lmhillard56Ай бұрын

    Alan Harper is the universal definition of cheap

  • @NightCourt1984
    @NightCourt198422 күн бұрын

    Charlie lets him live there for free, his son lives there for free on weekends. He should have kept a running tab when Alan tried this to show just how out of the league Alan is in debt with him.

  • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
    @user-pt2ln7fe3eАй бұрын

    Pre-POHHs-terous 😂😂

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46Ай бұрын

    Alan is such a shrew! I hate Charlie more he is worse, but when Alan is owed money he's like a parasite, but when he owes money he's basically a spineless cockroach!

  • @maxxymrice6200

    @maxxymrice6200

    Ай бұрын

    I have more sympathy for Charlie because he has to put up with a "cheap, gassucking, flammable, irk"

  • @petefunk

    @petefunk

    Ай бұрын

    Why you gotta hate on Charlie, that mothasucka is hilarious

  • @stevenweiler1379
    @stevenweiler1379Ай бұрын

    Doesn't make sense why would Charlie need to borrow money in the first place from making money writing jingles i think the writers had issues in real life making Alan to look so very cheap and get screwed over by 3 ditzy women two and a half men and 3 screwballs 😮😮😮

  • @DickCheney205
    @DickCheney205Ай бұрын

    $4.80/gallon in 2008? The recession helped lower that.

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