And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode

@chuckleschannel6210

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo there are stages to love ]=

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

2 жыл бұрын

Matpat should tackle where Pokemon Legends Arceus and Sword and Shield stand on the Pokemon Multiverse!

@megahunter2981

2 жыл бұрын

He was too preoccupied with whether or not he could to think of whether or not he should!

@lobster5959

2 жыл бұрын

bahaha

@montellacraft2738

2 жыл бұрын

@@lobster5959 LoL kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

I have never been more scared to click on a game theory video in my life

@1XXL1

2 жыл бұрын

True

@aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae

2 жыл бұрын

Suzy

@1vythesimp

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@nathananimations9921

2 жыл бұрын

I agree-

@oyungogdfrust4136

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo i wont

This is like putting all you favourite foods in a blender and thinking its gonna taste like the best thing you ever ate 😬

@nullpoint3346

Жыл бұрын

And then you get something that everyone else likes more than you.

@Brisbane_explorers

Жыл бұрын

True

@HeheboiBablah-wq7nu

Жыл бұрын

Video game logic

@natalieeuley1734

10 ай бұрын

I did this once. I added way too much cinnamon and so it tasted like cinnamon and a mixture of general sugaryness. But uh, the aftertaste was horrible

@Golems_wrath

8 ай бұрын

@@natalieeuley1734 I’m MALEFOR’S golem from Spyro dawn of the dragon and I ate Spyro and he was delicious so I disagree on that.....XD jk I made a dark game reference joke.

Can we just appreciate the fact that MatPat noticed the counter not going up? Even though that was 800 pokemon in and anyone could have easily overlooked that? Just goes to show how much focus and dedication he has for even the smallest, dumbest videos.

Matt: "I made Markiplier scientifically perfect pokemon to smash!" Mark: "hmm... Pass"

@KingCobraBite

2 жыл бұрын

im trying to understand how to pronounce that c word and i cant figure it out

@BlankScy

2 жыл бұрын

@@KingCobraBite he meant to spell scientifically

@harveymaltezmansilla8098

2 жыл бұрын

That is what happens

@flytude

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@4lackofbetter

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't look quite enough like Nyanlathotep.

Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokémon. And I will refuse to elaborate.” Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

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@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

Ж

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

Ж

@Markty07

2 жыл бұрын

When matt knows your sexuality better than you do

@yippeevi

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-jm6qe6sz2p i find it hilarious that this has nothing to do with either pokemon, markiplier, matpat, the theorist channels or the smash or pass challenge game whatever it is...

The breakdown of Marks preferences on a psychological level is even more interesting given the fact that he didn’t recognize a lot of the Pokemon and had no idea about their stats or descriptions.

"Stoopid-woopid, silly-willy in the best way possible" What a line, Matt. What a line.

there's something deeply hilarious about matpat having a spreadsheet on all the pokemon mark would smash

@SpringySpring04

2 жыл бұрын

this is so funny holy sh!t

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

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@damonmart6627

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixsabre5363 goddamn two bots

@damonmart6627

2 жыл бұрын

It's a spreadsheet on what fictional animals a guy would bang, why wouldn't it be funny

@soundrogue4472

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixsabre5363 Wow these bots are getting more advanced now!

Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon." Mark: "Listen, you're gonna laugh."

@pirobrony8101

2 жыл бұрын

I was shock by his new video I guess matpat has to do a new update on it

@Guvf-Punary-Ab-Ybatre-Rkvfgf

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@KolonelCeanders

2 жыл бұрын

Nice an uno reference

@potatoheadpokemario1931

2 жыл бұрын

matt needs to keep trying

@potatoheadpokemario1931

2 жыл бұрын

but mark wanted to say smash, and we all know if that was a real pokemon and not something designed to be his most smashable pokemon he'd hit smash

The fact that he’s this observant for literally no reason is hilarious to me

Man, nothin' more wholesome and nonjudgmental than making your friend's perfect smashable pokemon. I love this community.

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" *LIterally the first pokemon he would smash is a Beedrill*

@InvestmentIdea

2 жыл бұрын

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@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

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@NubNublet

2 жыл бұрын

KKonaW profile picture

@hellsrip

2 жыл бұрын

So many bots

@NubNublet

2 жыл бұрын

@@hellsrip yeah

Mark in his video: "I'm not explaining any of this!" Matpat: "Don't worry, I got you."

@chammycham2936

2 жыл бұрын

i-

@tombkings6279

2 жыл бұрын

Mark is clearly on Milfs i don't know why there's got to be a video about This.

@dashinhayes

2 жыл бұрын

Literally ctfu 😂😂

13:30 he only passed bc he said it would make him a furry if he did say smash so meinshao makes sense

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

He definitely could have smashed and wanted to but pretended he didn’t want too

idea: call it...all i can think of is ankha due to its ankh synbol and egypt styling

@Nittle69420

Ай бұрын

Oh god no please don't remind me

Mark: "would mienshao make me a furry ... ?" Mark: "OOH MAGNETS"

@kaikart123

2 жыл бұрын

Ninetales be like

@cogahan3105

2 жыл бұрын

Zoroark and Delphox just don't have fur from now on. Mark said so

@soulcyclone360

2 жыл бұрын

"How do they even work?"

@ChocolateShrimpPasta

2 жыл бұрын

I am now uncontrollably creating fanfic of Mark x Magneton, thank you :')

@thevisitor8906

2 жыл бұрын

@webber do you live in Chernobyl? Foxes don’t have 9 tails

Imagine creating the most perfect pokemon for mark to smash until mark just says pass

@basic_avarage_person

2 жыл бұрын

@@cadensylvester5889 thats the joke

@LunarKR

2 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@blue_phenix1364

Жыл бұрын

@@cadensylvester5889 r/whoooosh

@popipom

7 ай бұрын

r/gay

@SecureContainRedacted

6 ай бұрын

R/mildyhomophobic

as some one who just finished a statistics course i'm loving all the ridiculous yet statistically backed connections and claims you're making

Surprised he didn't have a reaction for Cinderace because out of all the Pokemon Cinderace creeps me out because of how human he looks 🧐

Mark at the end of the smash or pass video: “I will answer no questions” Mat-pat: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”

@disintegr8

2 жыл бұрын

why did you watch the whole 3 hour long video

@coconut_in_a_suit975

2 жыл бұрын

@@disintegr8 it was like 20 minutes, and I guess at least around 200 others did too

@coconut_in_a_suit975

2 жыл бұрын

What is this supposed to mean

@PootisMcspootis

2 жыл бұрын

Since nobody announced they were the ___th like, I'll do the bravest thing EVER.... I'm the 900th like 💂

_"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_ _"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_ _"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_ _After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_ _The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_

@SilverSkyCloud

2 жыл бұрын

whats the worst that could happen?

@jrogon5072

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilverSkyCloud 🤫

@lynxthelegend7508

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilverSkyCloud They all breed to create an unholy amalgamation of robot pokemon and collab I guess

@Emerald-Fluffie

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget, “I made Patterrz’s Perfect Smash Fighter”

@DripskiTheSkier

2 жыл бұрын

Theres an obscure one which would be "I made AeonAirs perfect Geometry Dash Icon"

I demand a sequel until mark smashes it

This is like a wing man trying to get his friend his perfect Pokemon

I love how Matt Pat will literally tackle any subject you’re definitely the best

@1vythesimp

2 жыл бұрын

It is

@Onion_wavy

2 жыл бұрын

@don't be surprised shut up

@Onion_wavy

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo shut up no one will do that

@Onion_wavy

2 жыл бұрын

@Soy MultimillonarioBRUH CAN U STOP

@spruce8611

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought he’d take it on figuratively. Thank you for clearing that up

Mark saying smash for Wailord gives off "bard seducing the dragon" energy.

@randomcanadian6298

2 жыл бұрын

"A Wailord weighs 877.4 lbs, is 47'07" high, and can dive deep at 10,000 feet in one breath. You'd better believe that is someone manages to smash it, the smashing is consensual." - Paraphrased from some twitter comment.

@bgrenee2397

2 жыл бұрын

The bard seduces the male dragon roll for blugeon damamge

@z.m.6053

2 жыл бұрын

@@bgrenee2397 *Captain America* so, you decided to dump CON.

@thewall4069

2 жыл бұрын

@@bgrenee2397 dear god

@localgrassfieldboneshandler

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomcanadian6298 god I would love to

Love the design Artist did so well, I do have an idea for the name it is Karakau It means Clawcat in Maori.

"leggy hawaiians" wasn't a phrase I expected to hear today but here we are and I'm not upset about it

Matpat is going to be really pleased about that fakemon he comissioned when he sees Mark's third Sucker For Love episode

@flowerangel502

2 жыл бұрын

*Vindication!*

@Pwhopwo

2 жыл бұрын

This was so perfect 😂

@Code_Machine

2 жыл бұрын

Perfection. They even had the same Egyptian eye paint as well

@EvilSideStalker666

2 жыл бұрын

Given he just dropped the new episode of sucker for love with auntie nyan nyan, he certainly got it right.

@maythegamer1291

2 жыл бұрын

666 likes, congrats

Did we seriously just dive headlong into “Smash or Pass” and discover a completely new section of the Markiplex?

@ManaT5

2 жыл бұрын

Yes...yes we did

@coolguyamron

2 жыл бұрын

Markisex*

@azkiol7082

2 жыл бұрын

Did y'all just forget that Luigi video

@fadingsignal7185

2 жыл бұрын

@@azkiol7082 wha- what Luigi video?

@azkiol7082

2 жыл бұрын

@@fadingsignal7185 he calculated the length of Luigi's member

13:40 YES PLEASE DO this looks like it would be an amazing Pokemon for Scarlet and Violet I LOVE IT!

I think that the name "Sphix" or "Nyxz" or something like that. Maybe even "Phaeron". I get that this was posted a while ago, but i really wanted to share the names I thought of when I saw the new pokemon you guys invented. It really is beautiful, and I love the design!

Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection. Edit: This aged like clotted cream

@clickbaitme5247

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no God no PLEASE GOD NO NONONONO

@themostpointlessvideos

2 жыл бұрын

wow, i wonder where i saw that before....

@shadow-yl6zx

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I just sent for the name. When you look at it it should have a name associated whith a pharaoh from depictions in pyramids so... pharomosa the legendary Pokemon found in ancient Egypt though this Pokemon has not bin seen righting in pyramids suggest only a descended of the Egyptians can find and catch it this Pokemon is a ground and fire type nothing else is known about this Pokemon

@shadow-yl6zx

2 жыл бұрын

This is not taken from your description of what it looks like the resan I replied what I sent is because your also abservint

@hotlxser

2 жыл бұрын

auntie nyan nyan (BIG LADY NYAN)

Cleopetri: a name crossed between Cleopatra and the word Petrify. This new Pokemon is great and I think it's pre evolutions would be adorable.

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

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@codymurphy7347

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, that's genius

@yellowkantaron8655

2 жыл бұрын

@@codymurphy7347 yessirkzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

@flamingtitan9341

2 жыл бұрын

Love it so much

@47ratsinahoodie

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh love it!

8:08 Fun fact, for the size and weight of Wailord, the whale is actually lighter than air, and would just float away. (size vs density/weight).

We need Markiplier to update his video with the newer pokemon

It is now a fact that MatPat not only has shown furry art on this channel, but HIRED someone to make it for him.

@kirbywithlegs98

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting a email from Matthew Patrick himself that just says “hey bro wanna make the Pokémon that markiplier is the most likely to smash”

@finthefishsep20toma

2 жыл бұрын

Just here to mention that mark's brother has been consistently producing one of the most popular furry comic series for well over a decade now. Lol. Its called "two kinds", and while the creator claims himself (i forget his brothers name otherwise id add it) to not be a furry it's 100% definitely a comic for furries as all the characters are animal humanoids

@Psycho_Social73

2 жыл бұрын

@@finthefishsep20toma if you talk about the weather does that make you the meteorologist or the broadcaster, if you pour creamer into your coffee at a coffee shop does that make you the barista or are you still the customer, if your getting robbed and you happen to have a gun and shoot the one robbing you does that make you the criminal… there is nothing wrong with your opinion and thoughts but hey it’s 2022 where gender and identity is something else I don’t blame you all I say is that when or if you watch paw patrol with your son daughter niece, nephew… you don’t have to like it to watch it and no one’s judging you…(if he says he’s not a furry or that hr doesn’t associate as a furry then just let it be). :)👍

@finthefishsep20toma

2 жыл бұрын

@@Psycho_Social73 i never said he was a furry so i feel like this comment was a little unwarranted, although i do agree with your points. There's plenty of artists within the furry fandom who do not consider themselves to be furries, and marks brother is among them. All i said is that the comic is *for* furries, which i stand by because that's definitely the main demographic of who's consuming it. So i was not trying to say that he himself was a furry as well, just that the comic twokinds is something i would categorize as very furry

@Psycho_Social73

2 жыл бұрын

@@finthefishsep20toma I now that’s why I said that your thoughts aren’t wrong, but I also agree with you on that

MatPat: If there’s one thing I love more than Mark, it’s math Steph: And I took that personally

@jetstreamsam9726

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Steph :(

@MJ-jd7rs

2 жыл бұрын

She knew what she was signing up for.

I’d say sudowoodo looks like a wood type, but right when the thought went in my head… I realized wood type doesn’t exist.

6:30 BRO ITS LITTERLY IN THE NAME SUDO"WOOD"O WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT.

Alternate title: MatPat scientifically proves Mark is a masochist through the power of his pokemon choices

@IIIXAxthenXIII

2 жыл бұрын

A masochist AND A furry

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

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@neethunair4914

2 жыл бұрын

Stop bot

@Nugcon

2 жыл бұрын

It's scientifically proven

@oops_dot_jpeg

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

I didn’t think I’d ever be watching a video psychoanalyzing Markiplier based on the Pokémon he would smash, but here we are

The chair throw 😂7:20

Given that Mark's most noticeable reactions were to two flowers and a bug, I'd say he's a bee looking for a grass type to pollinate

@danymanz814

2 жыл бұрын

dont click those links

@ImTheGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly based.

@mackenziewoloschuk7375

2 жыл бұрын

oh...my god...

@parptot

2 жыл бұрын

Pollinate lmao

@sprinkleman8103

2 жыл бұрын

Sprigatito?

Imagine being an artist who got the entire project crushed by a single word from Markiplier

@davrow2319

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@miner7879

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Marix-ue5hc

2 жыл бұрын

"pass"

@Craq_

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@spring2632

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

The Pokémon should be called sharp claw

12:19 I love how it's just Rotom as the BFG9000 😂

“I made Markiplier’s _perfect_ Pokémon” Me: *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

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@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

Ж

@nechrosmaosx4297

2 жыл бұрын

literally Ankha

@therevenant4285

2 жыл бұрын

Copied comment bruh

@REDACTED64846

2 жыл бұрын

Who's too dangerous to be left alive? Markiplier or Mat?

"If there's one thing that I love more than Mark-" *looks at his wife* *looks at his child* "-it's MATH."

@amesky4589

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, man + woman = child

@liamwhite3522

2 жыл бұрын

And also, Mark could be 5th. Math is 4th, wife and child are 3rd and 2nd, and Diet Coke/whatever brand he swapped it for is #1.

@wiggle143

2 жыл бұрын

Child= parent^2

@ThiccFurryBoi34

2 жыл бұрын

When did he have a wife and kid

@XDX13

2 жыл бұрын

Emotional damage

Intstead of matpat sitting mark down and talking about his video but instead goes ahead and makes him a Pokémon

cleoCATra should be the name of the name of the custom pokemon

And now imagine Mark seeing the design and then saying "pass"

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2 жыл бұрын

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@matpal6

2 жыл бұрын

Too much spam here

@DIRTkat_ofc

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like your comment has spams

@alinalexandru2466

2 жыл бұрын

@@matpal6 Ignore them. I'd also report them but that doesn't do much.

@alinalexandru2466

2 жыл бұрын

@@DIRTkat_ofc What comment with many likes doesn't? xd

Alternate title: “Scientifically proving that Mark is in fact a masochist” (4:10)

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2 жыл бұрын

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@InvestmentIdea

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqKKucqnnrq5mag.html *take a look* yes

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

Д

@benbadguy1237

2 жыл бұрын

And a furry (maybe)

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

Чо

I am once again... Extremely impressed. Great job mat

I think the name for the pokemon could be "Hyberno". Idk why but that was the first thing that came to mind

The "Smash... but why" always gets me You know you wanna do it because it's somehow attractive yet ironically you cannot place what IS attractive about it

@GoGo-sj4zo

2 жыл бұрын

IRONically, get it haha

@jallybwan3767

2 жыл бұрын

magnetically attractive

@IssaalaaRacing

2 жыл бұрын

Ig it just pulled him like a magnet

@VanNessy97

2 жыл бұрын

"... Weirdly smash"

@KynrScott

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I want to know. Please make a video on this one decision

Now we need a part two figuring out Jack’s ideal animatronic

@hey.whataboutme8744

2 жыл бұрын

And a part three figuring out Ethan's ideal mark and jack collab situation

@silly_eevee

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes

@arfoster384

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@animegx45

2 жыл бұрын

Roxxane. Purple. Animal/human. Has x-vision (close enough to being psychic), and can definitely crush his skull in.

@Moonmoon-ws6jo

2 жыл бұрын

y e s

"Pass" - Markiplier 2022

All you did was calculate the average pokémon You need to be checking the percentages of each data point rather than the total since the total is heavily influenced by the average pokémon If there's like 50 tall pokémon and 500 average sized pokémon and he selects 20 of the tall pokémon yet 100 of the average sized pokémon, based on your approach you deduce he prefers average sized pokémon despite the smash percentage for taller pokémon being higher. He just didn't have enough to choose from

@MrCyanGaming

5 ай бұрын

Also the pokémon's type, attack, defense and things like that shouldn't be looked at as his choices were purely visual

"That would definitely make me a furry, pass" & "I'm not a masochist" -Mark, who would smash a bee whose stinger was replaced with industrial mining equipment

@abbyma1189

2 жыл бұрын

I love that these are real English words we can put together and it’s accurate to context 😂😂😂😂😂

@ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe.

5 ай бұрын

@@abbyma1189I don't.

I love how markiplier made a random idea expecting it to end there, only to realise that it's now everywhere.

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2 жыл бұрын

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@randomericthings7506

2 жыл бұрын

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@watertommyz

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-lk2ex7ng8r because Russian swearing?

i think the pokemon you created for mark should be called anubion. it looks king of like the Egyptian god Anubis

i wish someone analyzed my tastes with data and analytics and stuff like that.. i'd probably end up learning stuff about myself that i didn't even know.. would be fun

And about 4 days later, we see Markiplier in his natural habitat, foaming at the mouth over a 10 foot tall Egyptian cat woman live on camera.

@pikachui2336

2 жыл бұрын

Im just thinking about other thing. And its exactly the same thing but worse

@Shahzad-ss1jq

2 жыл бұрын

Ankha

@S0NAL_

2 жыл бұрын

in that sucker for love game

@TheStreamingEnderman

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed...

@mr.kittysavestheworld695

2 жыл бұрын

Mark's not the only one falling hard for Auntie Nyan Nyan. I'm charging full-steam-ahead into a brand new hyperfixation, and she's an Eldritch god catwoman with a dorceless tentacle face! It's especially perfect given Nyarlathotep has always been my favorite member of the Lovecraft gang.

Markiplier: I'm not a masochist Mat pat: let's make a theory!

@DarkStallion101

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

I thought of it on the top of my head. Name it "Pharieck"

This still doesn't explain why Mark is attracted to sandcastles.

What impresses me the most is the fact that MatPat didn't question why he's making this video more than once

@ChadButtowski

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T read my name! :3

@danktank9049

2 жыл бұрын

15:47 idea for a name: Mahnkaton. Reply for an explanation!

I can already tell this is going to be great

@StringReaper

2 жыл бұрын

Yep this is gonna be amazing

@killfected7309

2 жыл бұрын

Dont look at my playlist

@kariko7601

2 жыл бұрын

Josuke

@minnightxx__8708

2 жыл бұрын

It's great

@CrazyBoy-zu5ox

2 жыл бұрын

The name has to be Nekopatra, combination of kleopatra and neko

Well since it's clearly got some inspiration from Egyptian culture, could call it Basnubis (A mix of Anubis and Bastet, cat and jackal gods.) Design wise, I'd say it just feels like a very cliche modge podge of Egyptian culture and gods. It's not a bad idea but it can be improved upon with just a little research on Egyptian gods and deities.

@joshuarobinson8529

Жыл бұрын

Basnubis sounds hodgepodgey, a couple of words smashed together. I like what I inadvertently coined: Basturnal.

@Jasonixel

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuarobinson8529 yeah a hodgepodge name for a hodgepodge design. To be real, I’m not a fan of the design. Just felt too overdone and easy of an idea.

Personality tests: 👎 Matpat theorizing and making assumptions about you based off which pokemon you'd smash: 👍

For the pokemon at the end, I wanna give it the name “Pharomau”. Based off the words “Pharaoh” (an ancient Egyptian ruler) and “Mau” (the Egyptian word for cat).

@silvertheorist

2 жыл бұрын

Of all the suggestions in the comments, I would absolutely back this one up the most.

@KingVAzizi

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds sick!

@epicureanbard

2 жыл бұрын

Now the next question, what would the 1st-stage evolution be called?

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat.: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

@starblaze711

2 жыл бұрын

@@epicureanbard I’d say add it to Meowth’s evolution line lol

i know this is like a year old but the pokemon gave off huge egyptian vibes so something like Pharos or Pharon like making use of the pharaoh like design or it being like a pokemon version of Bastet is a really interesting thought. overall i love the design of the pokemon a lot and it would be amazing if game freak or anyone else brought it to life

I think the pokemon should be named sekhmet, with its pre-evolution being called bastet.

Yeah, so Markiplier's perfect pokemon is Ankha, that's rather understandable.

@joehattene3915

2 жыл бұрын

Purple ankha

@DarkLink1996.

2 жыл бұрын

I had that exact thought. "You literally just made a purple Ankha... Understandable, have a nice day"

@the_guy5524

2 жыл бұрын

@@joehattene3915 "shiny" Ankha

@danktank9049

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of Galarian Zigzagoon getting a new evolution into Obstagoon. Egyptian Umbreon evolves by giving it "trainers search history".

@davidthorp01

2 жыл бұрын

Made me wheeze

Pokédex: Tsareena has a cold heart and shows no mercy as it stomps on its opponents Mat: Tsareena has traditional feminine qualities

@Usrr11

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@freekill1018

2 жыл бұрын

It's perfect for Mark he's a not so secret masochist

@Screecher_says_stuff

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he's not wrong

@AC_memes

2 жыл бұрын

It's not wrong now if need me I need to from every goddess ever cause they want to kill me

@bunnzo1749

2 жыл бұрын

Yo I knew you would be here

MatPat : Why would he want to smash a beedrill, you mean like crush it cuz it's a bug? Me:I see you are not a man of culture.

Name for pokemon at the end. I would think ( given it's Egyptian-ish like appearance) Bastetmau. Which is a combination of the Egyptian word for cat (Mau) and also the ancient egyption god with cat like features (Bastet)

matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate and honestly I love it

@InvestmentIdea

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqKKucqnnrq5mag.html Do not miss This :)

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat.: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

Ж

@mossy1476

2 жыл бұрын

true friendship

@ChadButtowski

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3

Mark: "I won't elaborate." Matpat: But I can.

@yesseniamendoza6378

2 жыл бұрын

That's so accurate

@ningaskillzz5273

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@vinyl7764

2 жыл бұрын

444444

@Gustavo-po9bd

2 жыл бұрын

I know it's a meme video but some things make no sense, like Mark definitely doesn't know what's Alola or the stats and egg groups

@deadmanrang

2 жыл бұрын

@@vinyl7764 this man reciting a Harvest Moon Easter egg or what?

we need more of these maybe one for the Game Grumps? also a try again for Mark

This was 2 years ago? It felt like yesterday!

I really like to imagine that mark is eating cereal and drinking his morning coffee/tea and just watching this video

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

@ComicSans-ew2ou

2 жыл бұрын

Don't interact with the bots, you'll just perpetuate the cycle

@justwow2516

2 жыл бұрын

I’m calling it now he’s gonna find this comment lol

@icel8828

2 жыл бұрын

He’ll definitely spit out his sour patch kids cereal if he sees this

@sodafin6874

2 жыл бұрын

And when he sees the perfect design he chokes on his cereal and just goes "HOHO HOHO HO MAMA"

The moment I saw this video I questioned if it was even an actual game theory video and not a meme from someone else.

@jumbotron2633

2 жыл бұрын

Oh it's you again

@InvestmentIdea

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqKKucqnnrq5mag.html *take a look* yes

@InvestmentIdea

2 жыл бұрын

@@jumbotron2633 lol

@searluck

2 жыл бұрын

same I was laughing though

@user-jm6qe6sz2p

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat..: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

Objection! Mark was not looking at the data and so had no idea of the real height and weight of the Pokémon. Rather he picked Pokémon that are shaped long and lean a lot which on a human would translate to tall. That is entirely consistent with Mark’s prior statements of liking height.

15:32 ive seen so much art of this

matpat: heres what i think mark would love most. **anhka zone starts playing** me: why do i hear boss music.

@JamesterIsDivergent

2 жыл бұрын

i thought that too...

@burrito288

2 жыл бұрын

so markiplier’s dream Pokémon is ankha 😂

Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like. Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell

@markalanajon3295

2 жыл бұрын

Its both a blessing if the artist a matpat fan or a curse welp obviously

@Alexkralie

2 жыл бұрын

The artist is one of his editors lol

@jameshayes-barber9340

2 жыл бұрын

As a furry artist it's probably true LEAST creepy thing they were tasked with drawing

@unbearablysmug2437

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameshayes-barber9340 creepiest one, tell me now

@stick3rbatz

2 жыл бұрын

@@unbearablysmug2437 “hello, fat fetish artist?”

A name...? Maybe... Ankhlaws? Like with the Ankh, which is on the staff she's holding. Plus her chapter is "SHARP CLAWS".

Name for the Pokémon Khopersan-1st evolution stage (Khopesh + Persan) Pharawan-2nd evolution stage (Pharaon + Hayawan Alwashq(arabic for lynx))

Mark: Will this make me a Furry? Also Mark: "Isn't" a Masochist Also this turned out somehow wholesome XD and started with Mark Smashing Pokemon

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat....: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

@silly_eevee

2 жыл бұрын

even Jack said he's a masochist. So it's gotta be true.

@gregknock1189

2 жыл бұрын

Furries (me)

@ChadButtowski

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T read my name! :3

@gregknock1189

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChadButtowski Okay I won't

“We can’t really measure age when it comes to Pokémon “ Mark: that was a close one Edit: damn I went outside for a couple hours and came back to this

@user-lk2ex7ng8r

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this video you will never love MatPat....: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXWF2rKMp7CamJM.html

@9a_23_tyrantqiu7

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-lk2ex7ng8r the bots are invading

@ygotsvlog3762

2 жыл бұрын

@we unite no no no no no

@JamesTDG

2 жыл бұрын

There are a few outliers, while Pokemon don't exhibit a form of aging, their appearances can display some form of maturity, like Pichu would be the equivalent of a 4 yo while a Raichu is more of a guy near his 30s.

You can hear matpats voice slowly dying over the course of the video

I think I have a name for the Pokemon how about ... Clawpatra as in claw from cat and Petra from Cleopatra.

really went from catch em all to smash em all 💀

@Liliana_the_ghost_cat

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... not all

@Silver-we4ie

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@nah1700

2 жыл бұрын

@fine shut up

@AdjustArrow

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@NatebitLIVE

2 жыл бұрын

I think we should name it Ankhlaw

"More like a squid but has a beak" Matpat, squids have beaks. All cephalopods do. That's how they eat.

@sfglim5341

2 жыл бұрын

Wow I didn’t know that

@TReyeHD

2 жыл бұрын

I think what Matt meant by that is, visible beaks, not hiding between tentacles, making it look more like an owl face than a squid face.

@jahjalh9648

2 жыл бұрын

You know what he means.

@4473021

2 жыл бұрын

@@TReyeHD if you're about to be eaten, they're very much visible 😬

@Leroy_the_Flying_Chihuahua1

2 жыл бұрын

I think he knows he just messed up white righting the script or something. Cut him some slack, he's only human 😁

0:27 my exact reaction

Seeing esparthas now out, the theory teams fakemons gonna have some hefty competition for the psychic ostrich

Mark: makes a smash or pass video on Pokémon as a meme Mat: dissects the video and comes to very revealing conclusions

@MephistoGaming-zx3qh

2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Passes on the pokemon that Mat made for him

@manuelk1853

2 жыл бұрын

@@MephistoGaming-zx3qh That's so sad ngl, even tho it's mostly meant in a funny way

@harveymaltezmansilla8098

2 жыл бұрын

Reality Mark: Pass

@ultimaterecoil1136

Жыл бұрын

@@manuelk1853 I mean it’s kinda telling that Matt didn’t make it look tall with long legs when trying to create the perfect mon for Mark. That’s like plainly obvious and he should of know Mark wasn’t looking at actual height but leg to body ratio and that there’s far more short mons then mons who have to bend over to just look at your face with feminine features so his data set was skewed away from mark’s preferred height. Matt is less analytic then one thinks and then when he made the second one he didn’t consider WHY Mark said pass ( which was already obvious) and then he made a mon that looked even shorter. His joke 3rd attempt mon was the closest just needed a feminine face which Mark promptly did by combining the two.

@manuelk1853

Жыл бұрын

@@ultimaterecoil1136 That makes sense

Mark's ultimate smash pokemon: Egyptian cat girl Nyanlathotep: Allow me to introduce myself

@narcoticman7310

2 жыл бұрын

Literally eldritch lady dimitriscu but is a cat.

@ehrenpommes45

2 жыл бұрын

ankha(fookin skull emoji but im too lazy to put it in and now stop looking at yt comments and do something out of your life [except ofc the ppl who need to look through comments])

@despresseddodo1722

2 жыл бұрын

Ankha

@joVeeNoise

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, Nyanlathotep is genius.

@SETH-SOUP

2 жыл бұрын

I chose the name Nyaeith based on the 2nd most popular girl Egyptian name, and uh a pun with the cat like appearance, I have an entire comment about it and uh, yeah, I also added a uh a dex entry