He protecc He attacc But most importantly he measure Luigi's ball sacc

@littlewheatboy

5 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@rosieb2832

5 жыл бұрын

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I️-

@valterhollo764

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@disce4486

5 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@unknownblonde616

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect👌🏻

Person: “What do you for a living???” Matt: *”I measure fictional characters pee pees”*

@therobot1080

5 жыл бұрын

Person:My pee pee is electronic

@shinoilysm

5 жыл бұрын

Yo you have 69 likes omg-

@koberomero8322

5 жыл бұрын

Ha I ruined your 69 likes and made it 70

@shinoilysm

5 жыл бұрын

@@koberomero8322 dang it > : 3

@fiacabulay2939

5 жыл бұрын

PhatPleb lololol

This episode was understandably, yet overwhelmingly uncomfortable.

@xswaggymonkeyx8128

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@splattykitty7744

2 жыл бұрын

YES ONG

@JayTheGay526

Жыл бұрын

HONESTLY

@lucienfortner841

Жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself 😂

@ClownyAri

Жыл бұрын

agreed

You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.

@DirectMotionYT

2 жыл бұрын

You have a point

@xXHorrorCatXx

Жыл бұрын

Well how much do you add?

@aljochops5260

Жыл бұрын

@@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?

@Aurora_Animates

Жыл бұрын

Is this a thing i should know? Ima woman •_•

@xXHorrorCatXx

Жыл бұрын

@@Aurora_Animates uh idk lol 😅

If this doesn't get age restricted it will be a miracle

@refthegeneric

6 жыл бұрын

Babiest Celery45 it has not... yet

@RadiumGamingHD

6 жыл бұрын

If it gets age restricted he loses 90 percent of his fans lol

@Arxgxmi

6 жыл бұрын

nope didnt

@quickstep9105

6 жыл бұрын

It's ok they got sponsored. So they still got some money.

@InfamousArmstrong

6 жыл бұрын

Iridium Not really.

The “L” on luigis hat doesn’t stand for “loser” or Luigi”. It stands for long

@Scaranation404

2 жыл бұрын

M isnt for mario nor master. It stands for miniscule.

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit

2 жыл бұрын

The L stands for winner!

@dunerite7064

2 жыл бұрын

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wiener*

@gavinzhao6071

2 жыл бұрын

It's confirmed to stand for "winner"

@Dubonus

2 жыл бұрын

Linner

There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here

@bloodybee3553

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+

@mars87smith22

Жыл бұрын

soft twig- 🥲

@deepworldthoughts340

Жыл бұрын

Oh god

@ryantheconqueror4

Жыл бұрын

i was think the same thing. maybe matpat took that into consideration in his calculations and didnt mention it cuz he thout it awas implied

I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think)

there are more adjectives for The Thing in this than a wattpad fanfiction

@blzerod6

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... you're not wrong

@kkidhatr

2 жыл бұрын

PLZ

@cirrus1286

2 жыл бұрын

your not wrong at all, also nice avatar.

@Meleedropped

2 жыл бұрын

Not even AO3 tags have as many adjectives as matt uses for Luigi's bulge

@c8llie

2 жыл бұрын

Ok cookie run pfp

alternate title: MatPat attempts to avoid demonetization for 12 minutes straight

@linuxization4205

Жыл бұрын

you mean 10 minutes straight.

@magantatelevision

Жыл бұрын

@@linuxization4205the video is 12min long ?

@linuxization4205

Жыл бұрын

@@magantatelevision the sponsor at the end, and that sponsor was 2 minutes long.

@magantatelevision

Жыл бұрын

@@linuxization4205 ah

@birdsmccool554

Жыл бұрын

At one point when he was showing the document you can actually see the word for weegees YOSHI

Finally after all these years I finally have the courage to watch this without fear

@dark_quEEnisCringe

9 ай бұрын

Same

@Lilliepup

2 ай бұрын

Oml glad I'm not the only one

@thegravityguy4654

2 ай бұрын

Same

“Down the rainbow road of love” *shows Toadette* Me: Please Luigi, no.

@ThatOneLunar

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Slurpy 😂

@TheBoss-ic8le

3 жыл бұрын

Luigi yes

@unfunnyhere4990

3 жыл бұрын

oh dont worry toadette was about to put on the super crown

@TheBoss-ic8le

3 жыл бұрын

@@unfunnyhere4990 even better

@theeternalace865

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea!

In the middle I was like "Why am I watching this?"

@user-zn8fm8kw5v

4 жыл бұрын

just in the midle

@CyunnyBunny

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@valydendor4472

4 жыл бұрын

The middle?

@Tatianna1143

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@mimsycookiiess

4 жыл бұрын

Gamey Firebro what?

if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week

@break_the_galaxy

Жыл бұрын

I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.

Anyone else here after Matpats goodbye?😂😂

@Nexo_rb

4 ай бұрын

yea :v

@jhonsponged5103

4 ай бұрын

Me ( • > • )

@KevinPlayzReal

4 ай бұрын

o7

@ziiyan2370

4 ай бұрын

yea

@husseinnaser5105

4 ай бұрын

Here

"Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?" "Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."

@ballincantgetup4684

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gabivermes2501

3 жыл бұрын

Forget the birds and the bees, spaghetti noodle and ravioli is what I'm telling my kids

@superjancz7934

2 жыл бұрын

@@ballincantgetup4684 u know this is official right?

@skittl3s457

2 жыл бұрын

Italian person here, this is actually how my dad told me about the birds and bees.

@abraxas6276

2 жыл бұрын

"What does any of that have to do with babies, I don't understand, Mario!"

"no wonder Daisy sticks around" JESUS MATPAT 🤣🤣🤣

@galladesamurai2380

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder the fan base is what it is 🤦‍♂️

@XMooseManX

3 жыл бұрын

Luigi is banging peach not daisy

@mirkohoble

3 жыл бұрын

_Do not bring her to this!_

@stupid2735

3 жыл бұрын

Well now I cant get THAT image out of my head

@princesspeach7936

3 жыл бұрын

*goddamn*

For Mario’s part i think that’s just the way they draw privates when the manga is for kids

@homemovelha4173

Жыл бұрын

Its not

@novamarpo3

Жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, but still funny

"No wonder Daisy sticks around." HOLY CHRIST MATT-

“Fans are going *nuts* about it” DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

@lan1174

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

@Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose

5 жыл бұрын

Warzen Games Yeah I agree with you

@neoxd3118

5 жыл бұрын

this has 69 likes

@rosieb2832

5 жыл бұрын

It took me a minute to get that I️-

@kyletanking

5 жыл бұрын

Ari Gato I don’t wanna see it

So according to this game theory: 1. Luigi just hit puberty 2. Mario is somehow having the curse of not hitting puberty

@Speed-TV

3 жыл бұрын

I am having the curse

@blumouse8539

3 жыл бұрын

Than how did he get a mustache

@ameliarose47

3 жыл бұрын

The 3 year sequel should be about how mario's mustache is fake and mario never actually hit puberty.

@palelurker7045

3 жыл бұрын

You have absolutely no idea how anything works kid.

@palelurker7045

3 жыл бұрын

My general assumption is that you are still in grade school,iDontCare

No wonder luigi and daisy aren't in many games, they're too busy playing their own games in the sheets

@mavethedave7123

Жыл бұрын

I-

@tundumatc4492

Жыл бұрын

Wt

@ClownyAri

Жыл бұрын

What. The. Actual. Hell

@emmalifetube07

Жыл бұрын

omg no---

@stop8968

Жыл бұрын

Bye-?

this is the pinnacle of Game Theory

I was bored so... every euphemism in this video: - warp pipe - "south of the border" - power shroom - little Wiggler - petey piranha - mega mushroom - one eyed cobrat - ye Olde dinglehopper - little Goomba - little poltergust - pocket rocket - disco stick - luigi's plunger - dangling hammer bro - little cannoli - enormous *yoshi noise*

@DarklordKermit77

2 ай бұрын

nowhere near the complete list, shy guys, final boss, rainbow road of love.

@JibrilShchedrin

2 ай бұрын

The full list "Warp pipe" "South of the border" "Odd geologic structure" "Short bulge" "Power shroom" "Shy guy" "Giga bowser" "Little wiggler" "Petey piranha" "Mega mushroom" "One eyed cobrat" "Ye Olde dinglehopper" "Digglet" "Little goomba" "Little poltergust" "The big ticket" "The rainbow road of love" "Pocket rocket" "Chain chomp" "Shy guys" "The final boss" "1-UP mushroom" "Flagpole" "Star power" "Bullet bill" "Disco stick" "Plunger" "Lovely bunch of coconuts" "Dangling hammer bro" "Little cannoli" "Superior lump" "An ENORMOUS Yoshi"

@frogman333

Ай бұрын

thank you

I love how he stil tries to keep it PG. When talking about the familie juwels.

@robloxiancitizen4500

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till game theory finishes the fnaf saga and goes insane on these types of theories

@drbutterbiscuit3224

3 жыл бұрын

Now I just feel like I’m compensating because of my pfp

@pleaseno7555

3 жыл бұрын

✋ imagine not knowing huw to speel

@brandonperry2253

3 жыл бұрын

@@pleaseno7555 imagine assuming everyone always speaks English as their first language

@L.M_K0

3 жыл бұрын

Family*

“Steph, I promise this is for science.” -Probably Matpat when researching this.

@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847

3 жыл бұрын

“Mathew is there something you need to tell me”

@cyr3n_signall

2 жыл бұрын

“N-No steph! It’s fine! Heh heh heeeeee..”

@unfunnyperson7550

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyr3n_signall kill me now

@Sephiroth144

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 Could be worse "Don't worry Mat- I have all the measurements right here."

@lxvenderjewel

2 жыл бұрын

s t o p

I absolutely love these April Fool's episodes-

Now there only remains 1 question: how long is his stick if he eats a mushroom?

@leeshyd531

Жыл бұрын

OH SHI-

The amount of names he gives Luigi's "thing" is really funny

@JengoSexo

4 жыл бұрын

What a warp pipe

@yourneighborhoodspiderman735

4 жыл бұрын

Little wigler really got me

@julianbernhardt3127

4 жыл бұрын

you know there's gonna be a lot of fan fiction after this one.

@hollietheblanketail6570

4 жыл бұрын

Ruler boom math it

@sombermateus308

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

...another reason as to why Luigi is Rosalina’s father, and not Mario

@autumn5893

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@1567wesley

4 жыл бұрын

Yah mean "Daddy"?

@skipplayz549

4 жыл бұрын

@@1567wesley Yep.

@kimuires

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@tracyjanssen2531

4 жыл бұрын

Ties Wellhüner yup

Thank you for making my Bowuigi fics more realistic

@mavethedave7123

Жыл бұрын

Link?

@Onyx7071

Жыл бұрын

AYOOOO-

@lolzu

Жыл бұрын

Drop the link bestie

@BlueberryTwink

Жыл бұрын

YES

@Aki-vi3ot

Жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the fic…. Asking for a friend 😅

4:36 when he said bulge I died 😭

@limpthan

Жыл бұрын

wait sameeeeeeeee

“A woman has a thiccer mon than a man’s mon, but none can compare to a Pokemon” It’s so bad but I love it

@ChoaiDode

3 жыл бұрын

what about a digimon?

@owyemen9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChoaiDode that's photoshop

@ChoaiDode

3 жыл бұрын

@@owyemen9367 what

@idioticdemon2619

3 жыл бұрын

EEEEEEEEEE

@Diego1Morales

2 жыл бұрын

5:13

1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future 2018:

@MrHugo4053

5 жыл бұрын

The future is great

@wladi8933

4 жыл бұрын

i still love your profile pic

@Francigotshot

4 жыл бұрын

Todoroki!!!

@cupcakelover5110

4 жыл бұрын

Ahem... SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI YOUR MOTHER BURNT YOUR FACE THEN SHE LEFT

@wladi8933

4 жыл бұрын

now you changed your profile pic ☹

And to think, I always picked Luigi in "Super Mario Bros." because he was set as "2nd-player character". Then, I just preferred him to Mario because, while Mario is an all-rounder, Luigi has some skills that makes it more interesting. Peach is always superior in "Super Mario Bros. 2", though.

The innuendo is what makes this video, absolutely brilliant!

“6.99 inches let’s round that up to 7” *We where on the verge of greatness we were this close*

@Yourlocalsoapeater

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Lefty-qe2dq

2 жыл бұрын

Matpat uses 30 🍆 jokes !

@pixelpython7567

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna be gas prices soon

@TheBeast94YT

2 жыл бұрын

FRICK

@bl_nk5047

2 жыл бұрын

were* and you forgot a comma/period

Luigi is 5’ 8” 5’ 8” is also 4’ 20” Luigi is canonically and legally high.

@Shizzy5321

4 жыл бұрын

+1'1

@DoubleBoost23

4 жыл бұрын

How did you get that number?

@Shizzy5321

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoubleBoost23 1'1 + 5'8

@comradeeverclear4063

4 жыл бұрын

Super Sonic Duo 5' 8" = 4' 20" Because 4' 12" is actually 5' 0" so if add the other 8" to either number 4' 20" = 5' 8"

@KhalilSonic

4 жыл бұрын

@@comradeeverclear4063 I just think the dislikes in this video are the lesbians 😂

Ill literally never forget this episode, love you MatPat and everyone on the theorist team ❤❤❤

I’m glad that there is a chance his son will one day find this and question his entire childhood

No one: Not a single SOUL: Matpat: "MARIO IS JEALOUS OF LUIGIS PP."

@squidbro6635

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just wondering who's out here comparing shlongs with siblings.

@artistatheneko1851

4 жыл бұрын

Why does the size matters?

@artistatheneko1851

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan but i am flat chested and that doesn't matter the person matters

@artistatheneko1851

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan who had the idea of the biggest croch ?! Does that makes sense?!

@idkanymore4664

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan women do compare there body sizes a lot... Just say'n

Matpat's names for Luigi's "thing". -Warp Pipe 0:05 -Short Bulge 1:16 -Power Shroom 1:51 -Manhood 2:28 -Shy guy 2:30 -Giga bowser 2:31 -Little wiggiler 2:50 -petey piranha 4:35 -Bulge 4:39 -4:47 (Said by PengweneO Roblox &More) -One eye cobrat 4:55 -Dingle hopper 5:02 -Mons pupis 5:20 -Little gomba 6:19 -Poltergust 6:28 (Said by Joshua Atherthon) -Manhood 6:49 -Pocket Rocket 6:54 -Disco Stick 7:55 -Plunger 8:06 -lump 10:02 -yoshi 10:24 Edit: Desc little Lugi (Said by Lucas Pawprint)

@ADudeNamedLucky

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! My personal favorite was actually his name for Mario’s. His “Canoli”

@Jerry_F

3 жыл бұрын

I mean gomba do look like dicks.

@lucaspawprint1888

3 жыл бұрын

-Little Luigi *(Description)*

@JackPorter

3 жыл бұрын

he used Manhood twice, unsubscribed!

@joshuaatherton9249

3 жыл бұрын

At 6:28 in the comment, we see it referred to as his 'Poltergust.'

everyone after the mario movie coming back to rewatch:

5years no age restriction, going strong

@RealYuri2009

6 ай бұрын

Educational videos don't get age restricted

Kids react: MATPAT, WHY!?! Adults react: MATPAT, WHY!?! KZreadrs react: MATPAT, WHY!?! Teenagers react: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@helpkirbyhasagun_2047

5 жыл бұрын

Sans the Skelepun Wait teens laugh? I barely noticed

@thewolf661

5 жыл бұрын

I’m ten I laughed my head of

@zavexcapricious2519

5 жыл бұрын

As a teenager myself I shall say in the words of the great tf2 sniper: "Ya that sounds bout right"

@24angel52

5 жыл бұрын

lol true

@Food-5224

5 жыл бұрын

I react at literally any age: HAHAHAHA

*thinks is clickbait, watches video, is wrong, subscribes*

@hypnoticia

5 жыл бұрын

YOU WEREN'T SUBSCRIBED BEFORE??????????????????????????????

@malikam6166

5 жыл бұрын

Silly panda, MatPat doesn’t clickbait *EVER*

@malikam6166

5 жыл бұрын

Emma plays games, Hey, new is new; the future is now *maybe*

@parkerpeter5671

5 жыл бұрын

*clicks the bell*

@Chr0chet_Obsessed

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the family. 😂😂

Can't believe this is Matpat's final theory

@Izzy69420

2 ай бұрын

haha ikr i think hes baiting

@hasibofficialrashidi2145

2 ай бұрын

Lol

Remember everyone this is a *35 year-old man* measuring a game character's pp-

"Game theory: Does Luigi measure up" but every time there's an innuendo it gets faster

@someonesgenericfish0

4 жыл бұрын

I am speed

@eaglest0554

4 жыл бұрын

Warp speed initializing.

@scpenthusiast7504

4 жыл бұрын

please 😂😂

@yakijacob

4 жыл бұрын

_zooom_

@swampdonkey1567

4 жыл бұрын

A Ninnuendo?

So what did you do this easter? *thinks about this video* Me: Uh it's complicated

@BenCarsonPinkie

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, you could be the guy who did a whole research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies

Matpat was really a legend

@Mr.Dongle

4 ай бұрын

He sure was, and still is

@sgibsonmusic

2 ай бұрын

I know right

1:10 Matt: here we are 2018 Me: *looks when the video was uploaded* Me: 0_O -_- O_O I beg your pardon?

The quality content we deserve.

@bennettbraden349

6 жыл бұрын

Max amen brother 🙏🏻

@beepboop4103

6 жыл бұрын

Still better than a Ricegum video

@castleoffiction96

6 жыл бұрын

It just occured to me he used the wrong height: kzread.info/dash/bejne/p2uZ2rxshtiyZ5s.html YO @The Game Theorists, ya done goofed!!!

@grinchdance5450

2 жыл бұрын

1 thousand like

@Grefuzzle

2 жыл бұрын

Only five replies????

The amount of nicknames on Luigi's ya-know, is incredible. XD

@catsquad8985

5 жыл бұрын

Little wigler

@kate_gam3zalot105

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@GoldieMethrans

5 жыл бұрын

Wait until you see the melons' nicknames in the boob episode. 😂

@bro-pb1iw

5 жыл бұрын

Disco stick pLUnGeR. Dangling hammer bro.. L U m P An enormous yoshi. Just a couple.

@JianCB2

5 жыл бұрын

26, including the names for erections

Out of all game theories, this is certainly one of them. Objectively, the most rated luigi's eggplant based game theory video out there

Visiting this vid from matpats retirement vid AND WOW I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED....

Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously

@thewitchdoctors749

6 жыл бұрын

God damn it buzzfeed

@walrusArmageddon

6 жыл бұрын

Well you better believe more people will be playing as him now

@plasticfuzzball9962

6 жыл бұрын

*Crotch Cannon

@logoat2580

6 жыл бұрын

But he still gets Daisy 😂

@CarefulFox1775

6 жыл бұрын

I am so sad

If he’s 5 foot 8 that means he’s pretty much 4 foot 20 and his peepee is 6.99 which means he probably a NICE dude

@orionbloomcrown93

4 жыл бұрын

I, sadly, cannot give you the like that this deserves. It's at a very NICE number.

@eaglest0554

4 жыл бұрын

@@orionbloomcrown93 177?

@Nevermaurum

4 жыл бұрын

Samantha Valence 257?

@theguywhoasked5861

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

nice

I’m back rewatching this right after watching the new movie 😂

Ollie will see this one day

Rule 34 artists: _go on..._ 👀👀👀

@vextoon5128

3 жыл бұрын

Ummmmm

@KevenIdiotII

3 жыл бұрын

Kill me now

@Sl33pM0re

3 жыл бұрын

omg 🤣

@Poetic_Raven

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightshadow2794 I wanna join

@Thereal_Dev

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poetic_Raven water slides are the best to do it at

God: **Gives humans brains and make some super duper smart** Humans: *does this* God:...

@RoonistProphet

4 жыл бұрын

Isant Arts I’m disappointed

@redguyfan1803

4 жыл бұрын

God: Noah...GET THE THE BOAT

@kj123._.

4 жыл бұрын

More like God:what have I created. -.-

@MrChill-fk3fd

4 жыл бұрын

God: I got the corona Noah i have it

@ejkom3478

4 жыл бұрын

God: noah. GET THE BOAT

Hey guys it's me matpat and today im gonna explain why Luigi has a thundercock

Bowuigi fans right now: 👁️👄👁️ I can make such a fantic out a this

Luigi - about 7 in. fan fiction and rule 34 viewers: *_thank you MatPat_*

@sapph1regemini

5 жыл бұрын

xXxA_Doge_LoverxXx I'm not even gonna *clicks on rule 34 website* goddamn it!!!

@jacksongreen4107

5 жыл бұрын

MatPat, what have you done?!

@kehrbotrsupporter5097

5 жыл бұрын

Wow everybody now rule number 34

@nataliaborys1554

5 жыл бұрын

The World shall thank MatPat for fanfiction materials

@RayTC

5 жыл бұрын

as if anyone is actually going to care *cough cough HYPER cough cough*

What Luigi's... Warp Pipe Power Shroom Manhood Shy Guy Giga Bowser Little Wiggler Petey Piranha Mega Mushroom One-Eyed Cobrat Ye Old Dinglehopper Mons Pubis Little Goomba Pocket Rocket Disco Stick Plunger Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts Dangling Hammer Bro Little Cannoli (Yoshi!) ...Has been referred as throughout the video Bulge Count - 19

@eds3875

6 жыл бұрын

Superior lump

@antpocalypse1954

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much I was looking for this list blessed

@durdlurd6131

6 жыл бұрын

Yoshi thing was supposed to replace the word sh... U know what

@sepiRC21

6 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this comment, and i found it. thank you

@haz0816

6 жыл бұрын

here kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5aJx6ebc7LYqpc.html&lc=z230f3ibezreddbesacdp431r2psxccvrok31lfnrjpw03c010c

when matpat talked about this video in 2022 I genuinely thought this was in fact clickbait... now that I actually watch it... I know is not

Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...

The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait *Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*

@assassingamer1125

4 жыл бұрын

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!

@alexamorales6714

4 жыл бұрын

this video made me regret my life

@rikuyujacobs4261

2 жыл бұрын

I regret existing now

@hailchan

2 жыл бұрын

yea you’re absolutely right my guy

@purpleweirdothecutie

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and i regret math

Matpat: shows image of Luigi bulge Me: Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

@con_txt9042

4 жыл бұрын

NO DO NOT DO THIS THAT IS A SIN

@pickelsandnickels2487

4 жыл бұрын

Eh you win some you lose a few hundred

@looptyloops2542

4 жыл бұрын

NO NUT NOVEMBER JUST STARTED THO--

@emolesbian

4 жыл бұрын

Noooooooo

@Jrod_9424

4 жыл бұрын

Wait

The fact that this will be his last theory but a remake of it is funny but still, it’ll be sad.

Digital footprint.

The fact that this is at 6.9 million views is poetic in a way.

@TheSSsteamboat

2 жыл бұрын

It's 7.2 now 😔

@B-unni

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like your comment but it’s a 69 likes

@mimikuisreal6167

Жыл бұрын

@@B-unni its 264 now 😔

@Sp3ctralI

Жыл бұрын

7.4 million views

@chillmemes5865

Жыл бұрын

@@mimikuisreal6167 we must get it to 420

this is the best april's fool joke ever

@holynightwingfan4510

6 жыл бұрын

Way better than those clickbaits. They are really dumb and annoying.

@JustinShepard00

6 жыл бұрын

That’s no joke, Luigi is hung

@peril7531

6 жыл бұрын

Actually the best April fools joke was the release of rick and morty season 3

@vascocarvalho2451

6 жыл бұрын

April Fool's

@shadowhuntress1371

6 жыл бұрын

An April Fool's joke that ISN'T annoying, but full of intimate information on the Mario Bros? Classic Matpat.

Starts off as a meme about Luigi's junk. Ends up explaining a large portion of Mario lore.

Im gonna miss you matpat.

Those numbers may seem a bit “flaccid” Calculating this was a “hard” one Oh MatPat 😏

@elijinn5044

3 жыл бұрын

Throw me a *bone*

@aph99

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijinn5044 r*

@Dizzylizard1

3 жыл бұрын

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

@otterpop9499

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dizzylizard1 yes

@Dizzylizard1

3 жыл бұрын

@@otterpop9499 there are gross people 😐😑😐😑

Fascinating that 5.1 million people care about his size

@putaina7102

5 жыл бұрын

And you're one of them...

4 жыл бұрын

@@putaina7102 okay, thats- that made me crack a laugh XD

@Scrumdidilydumptious_Balls

4 жыл бұрын

I need this on a special website.

@broken_clay5013

4 жыл бұрын

The internet is a wierd place my friend

@lillliebugg

4 жыл бұрын

5.5 now hehehhehehe

calling it "warp pipe" implies you can enter it

okay take this episode, but imagine the team all together, having to plan out this episode.

Who remembers when luigi was holding a eggplant

@synthtoaster

4 жыл бұрын

softfir yes

@rosebud577

4 жыл бұрын

I remember that! Why did it change tho?

@Relic58

4 жыл бұрын

Me!

@jerricaleonard2123

4 жыл бұрын

@@rosebud577 probably because KZread was being a jerk again.

@rosebud577

4 жыл бұрын

Jerrica Leonard Oh ok thx for explaining something to a dumb child(not sarcasm I’m an idiot)

6:20 "I'm scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for three hours straight" gets me every time

Bowuigi shippers now be taking notes

9:53 And it's also no wonder mario's princess is always at a monstrously large neighbour's castle...

Ok nvm the dead children. this is what Babypat is going to feel disturbed about when he goes through his dads videos

@scabax2688

6 жыл бұрын

Lol, so true though.

@diamonds5554

6 жыл бұрын

lol xD

@entpanimatics8070

6 жыл бұрын

Poor Babypat 😹

@entpanimatics8070

6 жыл бұрын

I hope it’s a boy

@KaylieBeth822

6 жыл бұрын

MatPat shared the gender reveal on Instagram! It's a boy!

“When Luigi’s flying down the Rainbow Road of love, what’s going on when he’s revving it up to 150CCs.” *Matpat I swear to god.*

@chabacanocaramelo3288

6 жыл бұрын

God dammit i just got the joke now.....what im not too dirty minded

@silverleopard1406

6 жыл бұрын

There goes my childhood...

@jasminestones9536

6 жыл бұрын

Sheepa Geddon what does that mean? Am i too innocent?

@postponemystudentlone5295

6 жыл бұрын

Soon its 200CC

@chabacanocaramelo3288

6 жыл бұрын

jasmine stones one day

i was coughing so violently during the whole video that i lost my voice for these past couple of days-

5 years ago?!?

@irecordwithaphone1856

2 ай бұрын

I feel old

So we've confirmed that Luigi is not only richer than Mario which saves royalty, he is also more well endowed than Mario, no wonder Mario is jealous

@helpkirbyhasagun_2047

5 жыл бұрын

sam Lim And Luigi’s older (not from creation time but story wise) and taller

@yourresume373

5 жыл бұрын

@@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what no where'd you hear that? in dream team luigi refers to mario as "big bro."

The amount of nicknames you used for his private parts is hilarious.

@yufaeliassecretoldaccount0862

6 жыл бұрын

Why not name them?

@RTbeng

6 жыл бұрын

Toriana Douglas NO A GIRL WATCHED THIS

@khalilsommerville9131

6 жыл бұрын

This isn’t the first time

@seanjones7694

6 жыл бұрын

You wonder if mat pats wife is shaking her head.

@Snorlax151

6 жыл бұрын

This video is my free ticket to hell. xD JK

hey matpat, before you go, why did you make this one? I really wanna know what caused this.

@dnc343

4 ай бұрын

Why does anyone do anything? *sheer, absolute BOREDOM!*

All of the names for dongs used in this episode Warp pipe Power shroom Little wiggler Petey piranha Mega Mushroom One-eyed Cobrat Ye old dinglehopper Little Goomba Pocket Rocket Disco Stick Dangling Hammer Bro And Little Cannoli

Take a shot every time he gives a name to the crotch area

@bluemug257

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@needy2236

5 жыл бұрын

I would be drunk But I’m 12 Sadly

@daviddavidson972

5 жыл бұрын

So... How much for a new liver

@frutigeraeroisthegoat

5 жыл бұрын

Scream childhood ruined everytime a Wiener replacement name is said

@abandonedacc420

5 жыл бұрын

wOaH mAn I'm fReAkInG oUt

“...those numbers may seem a LITTLE flaccid, but throw me a BONE here. Calculating this was a HARD one.”

@fish_toes

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh god....

@Samwellslogs

4 жыл бұрын

@Vinzent Juan Lopez woah bro, same

@Devi1productions

4 жыл бұрын

Puns No Dirty puns There we go

@fantasyshadows3207

3 жыл бұрын

Sans i swear, put the joke book down or the floor tentacles will try to fuse you and Ness together

I never knew there were that many words to describe Luigi’s umm wait now how did mat refer to it? Ah yes his “little wigler”

4:54 Matpat PHRASING

Today was a bad day to have ears

@someoneidkyeahok

3 жыл бұрын

An even worse day to have eyes

@YouTubeUser_912

3 жыл бұрын

Today I found someone that has the same profile as me

@bacon7246

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a bad day to have ears today because of that frotolay rickroll ad

@octiveon2968

3 жыл бұрын

@@bacon7246 I don’t know how I found you but....I am very happy

@thegoldmario4879

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Is it sad that Luigi has more than Mario in every way?

@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda funny how that works. Maybe Mario has a slight inferiority complex?

@minoshark5318

5 жыл бұрын

Warrior Cats of MysteryClan he has to make up for actually being worse then Luigi true he is the face of many games but Luigi even though he’s in a few games but he still has more money and power up actually affect him more

@lolzthecat8993

5 жыл бұрын

No, Luigi was always the 2nd in line in the franchise, he deserves that

@thewatermelonlion2952

5 жыл бұрын

@@lolzthecat8993 explain what made you disrespect my boi luigi like that

@helpkirbyhasagun_2047

5 жыл бұрын

Lolzthecat Well Luigi isn’t second when it comes to Money Height Warp pipe length Age Calmer color pallet Flutter jump

I love that you put soo much effort in a single vid and it’s sounds soooooooooooo weirdly funny that ppl end up watching this it’s so nice that you do this it’s nice to watch them