“Grandma’s Knitting Needles,” God matpat really does have some of the best game design ideas.

@chrisjadedchannelgaming8895

4 жыл бұрын

70 like

@chrisjadedchannelgaming8895

4 жыл бұрын

70 like

@HK47_115

4 жыл бұрын

I'd get the game just for the knitting needles

@girtherobot5435

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna see that in the game

@rosehearttoxic1691

4 жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong though

I actually low key hope Grandma’s Knitting Needle makes it into the game.

@subscribetomefornoreason3691

4 жыл бұрын

Floor gang

@flygawnebardoflight

4 жыл бұрын

I high key want it

@Aulut

4 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@khatunamezvrishvili6211

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@korbinadams5360

4 жыл бұрын

If I hear that they did that I would actually play that game.

Petition for My Games to add Grandma's knitting needles to the armory.

@jacklyntree7752

4 жыл бұрын

Signed

@nopity3057

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the 319th like, (assumption that the voting system is likes).

@IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb

4 жыл бұрын

Signed, this is a great petition.

@Joe-uz4me

4 жыл бұрын

375th

@nopity3057

4 жыл бұрын

@@IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb Agreed, this is among the greatest petitions in history.

Imagine you see a guy sneaking up behind your team and he starts using grandmas knitting needles to kill your whole team

@kaseyangel1164

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I would be utterly shocked and confused I'd also be laughing my head off as well 😂🤣

@liamanderson6318

Жыл бұрын

“GUYS RUN THAT GUY’S STACKED” “Whats he got” “GRANDMA’S KNITTING NEEDLES”

“Grandma’s knitting needles.” Me, a knitter: **Melee Assassin**

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a carver/whittler: *Ninja*

@edwardbo4666

3 жыл бұрын

@@calvinscarvings.66 Wrong.

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

Edward Bo and how is that?

@edwardbo4666

3 жыл бұрын

@@calvinscarvings.66 that wouldn't make you a ninja, simple as that, if your were a gardener/ farmer, then you would be.

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

Edward Bo ok and having knitting needles and being a knitter does?

Run from, dread it *The Grandma Needle always arrives*

@thecrazycapmaster

4 жыл бұрын

And now it is here.

@doohickeyhandy758

4 жыл бұрын

How was your reply commented first? KZread drunk?

@Oofmart

4 жыл бұрын

How?

“Knives only help you run faster when you’re on the pointy end”😂😂😂 touché mattpatt touché

@Icecream11882

Жыл бұрын

Is it touchè or touch e????

Enemy : *trying to steal cookies* Grandmama : "Oh hoho... sweet peach...What has Granny tell you bout cookies before dinner?" Enemy : "No!! Wait!! I'll put it back please!! I swear!!!" Grandmama : "Time to knit some scrafs ;> "

@Egerit100

3 жыл бұрын

Me: hey grandma I love these scarves what are they mad of? Grandma: a special material, don't worry it's all organic made with real animal products

@mrudhulaanuppalle759

3 жыл бұрын

turns on waffle maker with malicious intent

@leaker3576

2 жыл бұрын

Its a totally organic material from your brothers *whispers* "skin" now lets what you want for dinner pancake face

@mattshockley9294

Жыл бұрын

Me: hey Gramma why do these scarves feel odd? Grandma: organic material :) Me: *enderman teleports away as crying child* Grandma: well sweetie couldn't handle scarves being made of human flesh.

Grandma's knitting needles actually does seem like an effective way to humiliate your enemies

@carolynapel3860

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@lostlogic6911

4 жыл бұрын

Then as an added taunt, you knit a sweater for his dead body.

@Iwilleaturbabieslad

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like getting killed by your grandma

@typryor2227

4 жыл бұрын

Angel: “Hello, welcome to heaven brave soldier. So tell me, how did you die?” Soldier: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

@tqy8456

3 жыл бұрын

yes this is true

Warface: Breakout developers if you see this, add Grandma's knitting needles and I promise you your sales will triple.

@hubertnnn

4 жыл бұрын

Tentuple

@warfacebreakout4274

4 жыл бұрын

Actually a good idea to try out on April 1st!

@ryangonzalez8121

4 жыл бұрын

@@warfacebreakout4274 NO NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE MAKE IT TRULY REAL!!!!and make an armor that has flower texture so when combined it looks like your character is a grandma!

@yuvalshohat3836

4 жыл бұрын

You guys haven't tried the regular warface right? Get ready for a shitty p2w game with shitty developers that won't listen to a thing you say

@warfacebreakout4274

4 жыл бұрын

@@yuvalshohat3836 well, we do listen and our colleagues from other WF titles also. They will be happy to have a conversation about what made you unhappy - please, just ping st_vi #3221 in official Discord. As for F2P monetization model you mentioned - Breakout is B2P title with respectetive economics changes.

“Does stab ouch hurt more than bullet ouch?” lol I died when I saw that

This is how I realized how my grandma survived wars.

"Knives only make you run faster if you're at the pointy end" That made me chuckle

I'll only play this game if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" is added.

@LittleAcoustic_YT

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. If I hear they are added I will 100% buy it. Might not play but I will show support lol

@1dk569

4 жыл бұрын

same i will play it

@rahulsawant_pikachu

4 жыл бұрын

Mee too xD just for grandma's knitting needles

@milesperhour2286

4 жыл бұрын

I will buy it as well only if the knitting needles are added

@LaurenLost

4 жыл бұрын

same

I literally thought that when mat said “grandmas knitting needles” he had a sponsor related to that

Someone: ( get stabbed in the back with two needles) Grandma: get wrecked sonny

Over the years, MatPat has been teaching his audience how to survive: • pandemic crises (like a zombie outbreak) • KZread (as both creator and consumer) • literal gunfights (also see his *ancient* medkits video) • dates with real people (one frying pan is enough, though) • the all consuming rise of Disney (without losing all your money in the process) • and MORE The man and his research team have the beefiest brains for surviving 2020 and beyond EDIT: please add more to this list, I want as comprehensive a list of this stuff as possible!

@mohammednajl5950

4 жыл бұрын

Scams too

@samanthacarmical6294

4 жыл бұрын

And freaking killer robots that somehow are possessed by vengeful children 😅

@mingchen7704

4 жыл бұрын

honestly, I think he has made the sacrifice for us, so we may survive, while he being marked by every major organization in existence Military (teaching us how to counter BP armors) Government (pretty sure they have a few bones with him as well at this point) Disney (need I say more?) Skynet (or just evil AI in general) Aliens, evil scientist wishing for world domination using bio-engineer weapons some hidden Necromancer plotting their undead uprising take over. for humanity's future and survival, MatPat had bestowed upon us the knowledge at the risk of making himself the target. All hail our savior MatPat. #SaviorPat2020

@wisvai279

4 жыл бұрын

• The hunger games

@nylaaa8310

4 жыл бұрын

Also how to survive the literal HUNGER GAMES

Developer: Let's make the grandma knitting needle Player: AAA crap, I got killed by a freaking grandma

@justafrogontheinterwebs8171

4 жыл бұрын

Game: You were killed by player Ethel333

@pixelmace1423

4 жыл бұрын

"Been playing since the cretaceous boiiiiiii!!" -Grandma (probably)

@stepgames7698

4 жыл бұрын

This is out of context but I appreciate the ritsu pfp

@Dark_Slayer3000

4 жыл бұрын

I too don't like tripple A crap

Game Theory is the show that teaches us that sometimes grandma is the real assassin.

The thing about the Karambit is that because of its curved blade it can easily stab through the side of the armor, which as you said is a weak point, and when you pull it out you it would leave a gaping slash wound because of the curved blade once again.

*Everbody was fighting with knives, while wearing soft body armor, till Grandma walks into the bar.*

@mrstorch5068

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma walks back out after a few drinks, having silenced the mob of ruffians. She looks at her pair of knitting needles and smiles. They have served her well today, and many times before.

@zaimzainal6635

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrstorch5068 😆

@christofosmith4883

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma: Ima show you the real deal stuff.

MatPat: Researches for this video FBI agent: Oh this guy again

@kale3144

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the FBI allows MatPat everything ATP

@HammerDemonn

4 жыл бұрын

MatPat: Research’s for this video FBI agent: FBI! Open up!

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: FBI doesn't flag this stuff. That's our job here at the NSA.

@SimplyAnExistence

4 жыл бұрын

Payperheirplain That is a fun fact tbh

@ihavenolife8651

4 жыл бұрын

Payperheirplain implying that you work at the nsa although if you did it would be illegal to release that information?

11:35 As someone who played Far Cry 3 and knows about this knife, this was a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

"Grandma's Knitting Needle" sounds like an easter egg in some other games lol

Me: hey gran gran Grandma: yes sweetie? Me: can I borrow your needles? Grandma: why? Me: *I gotta go to war*

@waffleandchickeneater1928

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@erinfinn2273

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma: Ok, but make sure you pick up some milk on your way back! Also, here's a scarf i made for you.

@alexandriaclark4012

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma says or then her grabs needles that cut anything

@depressoespresso5774

3 жыл бұрын

@lazarlazarwantfiveothemyeet mysecondaccount but would larger needles really be good at sliding their way through the fibers??

@tqy8456

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

Moral of the story: grandmas are as deadly as guns and only outranked in danger by explosions

@idothings4091

4 жыл бұрын

@@dweebie seems dangerous to me m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nHmZ2sefpaWcYsY.html

@fanatique1914

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, hear me out- grandma's equipped with grenades.

@leoncaples2947

4 жыл бұрын

So that new Watch Dogs game is spot on then? Cool

@ibraheemshuaib8954

4 жыл бұрын

Now I know why Nail Bombs exist!

@R4nd0m4F

4 жыл бұрын

@@idothings4091 Ok dat got me good i was like hm prob some small explosions coming but then the 1 sec BOOM

I manufacture ballistic vests and I can tell you for a fact, the poly weave we use for bullet resistance is ABSOLUTELY stab resistant. Anything wider than a sewing needle is going to have a very hard time getting thru that stuff. And even then we have to use a specially designed sewing machine to get thru that material.

So, theoretically, a nail gun might be more effective in a shootout then a gun

@kahlil2638

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skullman. yeah but even they it’ll be a very superficial wound unless you’re like putting it to their heart point blank and stamping it into their Kevlar

Me in a fight: * brings a nail gun * haha, thanks Matt

@sz_b_zstechnix7523

4 жыл бұрын

take scrapnel nades. those will most surtainly pack a punch~

@woodrew5415

4 жыл бұрын

Same thought. Bring a nail gun to a riot

@trashpanda1999

4 жыл бұрын

There used to be a nail gun weapon in cod

@kaydennguyen9823

4 жыл бұрын

Bring a Requiem arrow -Giorno Giovanna Probably

@dakuraita9456

4 жыл бұрын

My family has an old nail gun that has to turn on a large machine in order to use the nail gun. Imagine having to lug a large pressurizer just to fire those nails lmao

“Hey there sonny. That’s some nice armor you got there. You might want to backup otherwise you’ll find out why I love to knit so much.”

@destinylubbe6482

4 жыл бұрын

Low key heard that in your narrators pervy voice

@vetteslave9095

4 жыл бұрын

"knit"

@atomicks3467

4 жыл бұрын

@pinkchicken are u stupid or dumb? thats the american way of spelling armor and the comment isnt edited

@milkjug4237

4 жыл бұрын

@@atomicks3467 are u stupid or dumb? When they say English, they mean British-English.

@zig7928

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone, your fighting over the way a stranger on the internet spelled the word armor.Think about that.....

12:46 I appreciate the actual runes on the knife, great detail! I'm not super rune-savey however I think they're protection and safe travel runes!

bro your the only one that will make a simple question into a complacated question, i love it.

*swat team breaks in my house* *Swat team* "we have you surrounded and we are wearing body armor" Me:*LAUGHS IN NAIL GUN*

@theartisticweeb9492

4 жыл бұрын

the crusader *yells in grandma’s knitting needles*

@Mr_Rykes

4 жыл бұрын

*LAUGHS IN HEADPHONE JACK*

@Zynet_Eseled

4 жыл бұрын

That...wait...actually, that does explain why in battlefield hardline, the nail gun is so powerful. Considering it fires incredibly sharp projectiles, they can certainly pierce traditional kevlar body armor.

@Jurassic1705

4 жыл бұрын

Nah laughs whilst knitting

@owo4288

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 4

Ok ok real talk. Ill actually play this game if Grandmas Knitting Needles become a thing

@ShiranaiNeko

4 жыл бұрын

Same and I hate playing shooters on console

@x4narizu4x

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShiranaiNeko yeah thats not what I said. Interject your own unrelated opinions on someone else's comment

@doran2003

4 жыл бұрын

if the Devs are like: "Sounds funny, why not" then they are totaly my Cup of Tea. Dammit now i have to follow them so that i can find out if it Happens :)

@executer24z76

4 жыл бұрын

*Prays for that to happen*

@ulgha4927

4 жыл бұрын

Same

why does this video feel like it was made in 2016? It just gives me the old school game theory vibes and i love it!

No matter how old this video is, it's still relevant that teams are never balanced in classes. As a support medic, this makes me go insane.

oh man "P.E.W.P.E.W" got me real good. laughed for a solid 10 min

@wowkay6220

4 жыл бұрын

#Pewdiepie

@foggyarrowz7759

4 жыл бұрын

@@wowkay6220 no

@residententiy

4 жыл бұрын

Foggy NightZ yes

@bogiesmigforl1

4 жыл бұрын

I really don't think you should be laughing that long

Soldiers be like: "Hey did you bring your grandma's knitting needles?"

@caleba8645

3 жыл бұрын

yes..........why

@caleba8645

3 жыл бұрын

does your grandma need them

@CT--sh4xw

3 жыл бұрын

The maker of this vest knit them neatly, and I'm gonna undo it with Nan's knitting needles and dad's 9 inch nail gun

@gachakai7218

3 жыл бұрын

yEs tO mAkE a mAsSaCrE

@mrblunderbuss4843

3 жыл бұрын

@@caleba8645 the bullest resitant vests are not spike proof, spike proof armour is rare, and knitting needles count as spikes and can penetrate bullet and stab resistant armour

Good god a whole episode on an ad what commitment good job mat pat

It's kinda like how chainmail or ringmail as it was actually called was good at stopping swords and stuff but not spears or arrows.

When Warface actually adds the Knitting Needles, Add a Grandma skin. Maybe the other team will feel guilty Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

@Verrisin

4 жыл бұрын

only until the grandma destroys them XD

@abrakadabra4966

4 жыл бұрын

As if both teams wouldn't be full grandma

@jamaicanfootfungus1204

4 жыл бұрын

MURDEROUS GRANDMA

@kryptyk8993

4 жыл бұрын

@@abrakadabra4966 Dude, if that's the case make a retirement home map, or a custom end screen emote, where you're using one of those really old walkers. But yea, both teams, full grandma. It would have to be like a super high level unlock.

@hotpotato1895

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

I'm just saying, if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" makes it into the game, I'll legit get and play this game in a heartbeat lol

@lucidcobra1908

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@BackgroundJoshua

4 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@thebestmotherever8275

4 жыл бұрын

same

@chaseficsean6074

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@canadiangamer4762

4 жыл бұрын

Grandmother's knitting needles is definitely a way to humiliate players using soft armour

It always feels great when Matpat's getting onto something and you know before he says it

Nothing better than an ad with Matt pats voice before an entire episode of Matt Pat!

Me: Sees knitting needles are effective against kevlar. This whole Skyrim grandma thing is getting out of hand

@Nautiliam

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he didn't say it's effective against kevlar but against polyethylene fibers made soft armor

@Verto2

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nautiliam isn't kevlar also a kind of viber?

@james737er

4 жыл бұрын

Verto No the PE fibers are different. Kevlar is stronger and tighter than the Polyethylene fibers. Not just fibers in general. Fiber. fiBer.

@andrewmurray9701

4 жыл бұрын

@@james737er I had to read your name several times to figure out what was going on.

Grandma's Knitting Needle, Though some may think it may not do much damage, it can puncture a lung or other vital organs causing internal bleeding and other effects not easily seen from an external wound. Most often, this causes slow painful death if not caught in time. If pierced in compressed areas like near the belts, may cause damage to occur after you remove the armor at the end of the day. (I watch murder mysteries like Sherlock and Detective Conan. Both have had episodes on Needles and Ice Picks.)

@HanyouDark

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking as i read "hm this reminds me of a detectiv conan episode", when i saw the end of your comment. a person of culture as well

@nerobiblios4086

4 жыл бұрын

People greatly underestimate the deadliness of long needles.

@KhanGarth

4 жыл бұрын

its a shark piece of metal, of course it would do damage

@northwoodsrailproductions4538

4 жыл бұрын

Just modify a nail gun to fire knitting needles, long distance home made spike launcher

@coopersutherland8550

4 жыл бұрын

Dude. Wtf.

Not gonna lie, that was the best transition from an ad to the topic, Nice!

That intro is so accurate it hurts.

NAIL-gun: “I am inevitable”

@GorillaWar3

3 жыл бұрын

scout from tf2 abandonned the nail gun, smh

@rubiepie

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in tf2 Classic.

@mgamerpapadakis1448

3 жыл бұрын

Railway rifle.

@balazsjanosdominko5603

3 жыл бұрын

@@mgamerpapadakis1448 from fallout 4

@anuj8955

3 жыл бұрын

Wait there are nail gun

Mat Pat: I may have over thought this game... a little to much Mat Pat 2 years ago: *Literally makes a theory about a meme*

@tale7955

4 жыл бұрын

Wich one?

@macmadness5932

4 жыл бұрын

I could miss my guess, but i think it was the buff-suki meme from doki doki litterature club.

@x_kittrix

4 жыл бұрын

He’s made theories on multiple memes

@declaniii6324

4 жыл бұрын

Tarkanamastecito probably the super saiyan shaggy

@cerbyss

4 жыл бұрын

*makes a theory on luigi's pp size*

matpat I like your theories but Karambit can be used as 1 hit KO by hookyng the neck because it is not protected by a vest

58 seconds and it allready has me loving it.

I think “Grandma’s knitting needle” was Matpat’s way of making a Sherlock video without actually making a Sherlock video.

@iterumconare4258

4 жыл бұрын

What's a Sherlock video?

@Goldspeedywolf

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Irwin woosh

@breanna6257

4 жыл бұрын

@@iterumconare4258 Matpat constantly references BBC's Sherlock within his videos, but he has never actually made a video about the series.

I presume the whole “knitting needle” concept is how flechettes work? (Most commonly seen in an armor penetrating shotgun shell that launches tiny needle like darts instead of the traditional rounded pellets)

@RadiationReactor

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Won't do a lot of damage like buckshot or a slug from a shotgun or FMJ or hollow points from pistols and rifles.

@ericageisel6794

4 жыл бұрын

I did not know those types of bullets exist thx

@micajango4177

4 жыл бұрын

i got an effective weapon. An italian dagger called a stiletto. Its got no blade but a really fine point.

@orionfoxx1954

4 жыл бұрын

The one thing I hate is he didn’t mention that you can just avoid the armor, so karambit would prolly be best bc of the deep cuts

@stevenpeven258

4 жыл бұрын

Orion Foxx the problem is knowing where to attack to avoid the armour, which isn’t always possible in real world scenarios

This is just genuis. I've always questioned this.

I love how MatPat tied the ad with the actual video.

Imagine Grandma’s Knitting needles are added to one of the most toxic communities ever such as CSGO

@magnoliaalvesdossantos8001

4 жыл бұрын

that would be good lmao

@saltywhite

4 жыл бұрын

It dose bonus shame damage

@vicejacob776

4 жыл бұрын

@@saltywhite that's not how you spell does

@battledroidmk129

4 жыл бұрын

@@vicejacob776 Cuul

@kerricklogan3801

4 жыл бұрын

@@vicejacob776 You forgot to put a period at the end of the sentence.

I’m too early that most of the comments are bots saying “who else is a fan of *insert random youtuber *”

@Shock3d

4 жыл бұрын

Before may

@Starr_Beam

4 жыл бұрын

The problem of being faster than the speed of light is that you always live in darkness

@thatloseraids3480

4 жыл бұрын

Who else is a fan of wadzee

@thecrazycapmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Such is the struggle of the notification squad 😅

@itzsquishy3712

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Nerdy are you a member of the wahwah army?

When you refuse grandma’s cookies

"In real life Knives only help you run better if you happen to be in the pointy end"

People who use Knives and Riot shields in Call of Duty: “Allow us to introduce our selves.”

@SgtIndustrial

4 жыл бұрын

Call of duty: am I a joke to you?

@brandonwilde8988

4 жыл бұрын

*knives and selves

@RoyalInspiration

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Wilde Just let the guy say selfs

@Kirbybros1

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Wilde sometimes you gotta live with your mistakes and learn from them. Edit: Screw it, it bugs me.

@Roeclean

4 жыл бұрын

Nah bruh. Sheilds are cheating

Just imagine a grandma on the battlefield, cackling maniacally and dashing around at blazing speeds with oversized knitting needles, stabbing her enemies with little mercy. "Honey dearest, you shouldn't be shooting at frail women like me."

@TheGreatAshenOne

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god thats terrifying

@nerdynate

4 жыл бұрын

*maniacal laugh intensifies* Dearest, you've chosen the wrong grandma to Knit with!

@shrek5485

4 жыл бұрын

Shes Naruto running at 900 miles per hour stabbing her enemies with needles and wearing her sweater that she made

@sirwaddlesdeethird7186

4 жыл бұрын

@@shrek5485 scientist proved naruto run makes you slower try nezuko upside down V pose run.

@shuliu4804

4 жыл бұрын

*RESPECT YOUR ELDERS*

grandmas knitting needle: is the best choice Spy: another lightsaber for my collection

Swat team : hands in the air get down on the floor Grandma : no , i dont think i will

@maryrosenicerio2486

3 жыл бұрын

Call the ambulance But not for me

@shadowslash7732

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma: Mostly because I'll break my back if I try, but I also got this knitting needle so no.

@bethanydavis9023

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma doesn't want to dance with us

Breaking News: New grandma bingo team gunning down authorities with modified knitting needle rifles.

Portable drama is absolutely a gamer tag I could see widdle actor matpat use.

Hey Matpat when you described the karambit you don't attack down with it you strike up so it penetrates the opponent and the blade gets stuck into the armor then it becomes more effective and more deadly.

"What harm is she gonna do? She's just an o- OH GOD SHE'S GOT A NEEDLE" *Killed By grandma1965*

@wakeupfromurslumber

4 жыл бұрын

Jah'Kir Lane XD

@sha_0_rkie337

4 жыл бұрын

1969

@Baggytrousers27

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma's still in her 50s?

Ok matpat, you convinced me. I'll bring my grandma knitting needles next time when I return to school.

@endernightthedrokain1770

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up!

@petermarsella6537

4 жыл бұрын

@@endernightthedrokain1770 it's just to defend against the quiet kid

@mekofox3528

4 жыл бұрын

I just straight up said "oh no!" out loud and my parents thought that it was actually something serious I'm so embarrassed rn XD

@thesephiam

4 жыл бұрын

Wut? Oh no

@spaz_taz4910

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

I know I’m a little late but the karambit is still a very useful knife depending on how it’s held or swung for an attack, with the clawing motion you would want to attack from the side or in an upward motion but to stab a downward strike would work just as effectively

Okay, I think I had that exact toy robot at 5:12 as a kid! It made that same sound effect.

2020: Us soldiers be bringing guns and knives 2025: Us soldiers be raiding grandams house for ww3

@hahani17

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we need your supply of army weapons."

@WhatAFatRat

4 жыл бұрын

@@hahani17 Don't forget the cookies

@uselessweeb6505

4 жыл бұрын

Bro its knitting

@nataliamidzio

4 жыл бұрын

@@hahani17 "What army weopons? Young man, I'm not a criminal."

@joshuaobryan4896

4 жыл бұрын

@@nataliamidzio did we say army weapons, we mean knitting needles

So what you’re saying is that I should wear medieval armor at all hours of the day to avoid getting mugged?

@EmdenGoose

3 жыл бұрын

yes. yes he is.

@einarsagbakkenorkelbog4985

3 жыл бұрын

ᗷᑌT ᘜᖇᗩᑎᗪᗰᗩ ᑕᗩᑎ ՏTIᒪᒪ ᑭIᗴᖇᑕᗴ Tᕼᗴ Տᗰᗩᒪᒪ ᒍOIᑎTՏ

@Sleepy-yp4wx

3 жыл бұрын

Chainmail armour has small holes in it. Knitting needles are going right through that stuff.

@VenomQuill

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sleepy-yp4wx That is why you wear silk!

@Lene-ez9qp

3 жыл бұрын

Well the first gun was made in medieval times. But apparently it was a big problem for those who had a castle.

My cat was licking the back of my head for like five minutes during this

For the karambit I think if the gloves could withstand slashing you could hold it so one of your palms is on the blade so you could push it in

Theory: how do the plants in ‘Plants Vs Zombies” exist

@fishecake2794

4 жыл бұрын

they just do

@arealisticbeautystandard8920

4 жыл бұрын

that's a good idea. matpat should do that theory.

@JShepLord

4 жыл бұрын

Zombie's exist, so it's feasible that the same thing that brought the dead back to life also brought the plants to life.

@thatonesentientbagel4043

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t there an explanation? Like Crazy Dave spilled something on the plants and they came to life or something like that

@Architector_4

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 Sure, but what did he spill? What is that good stuff made out of? What if a human drinks it?

10:54 Back in Ye Olde Days, leather armor used to be worn with silk underneath. This was because good silk was woven so well that piercing it was difficult. Leather was slash-resistant but not good for being pierced with a blade. Silk could be slashed right through, so people who wore leather armor wore silk underneath to be protected from both forms of attack. That is if they could afford the materials.

@salimaa9209

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to know thanks.

@TheZenytram

4 жыл бұрын

Saddly that almost no one used leather armor, they use gambeson armor which is way cheaper and easier to make and repair

@kakouhai7162

4 жыл бұрын

"if they could afford" Hit me hard man

@TyrIceveins

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheZenytram and a bullet resistant vest is the same thing except on a smaller scale.

@tigershark8867

4 жыл бұрын

Gambeson actually holds up pretty well against sharp objects. It's just pointy stuff (i.e. spears) that you had to worry about. And that is why you use a shield. Also, even though Medieval Europe didn't use leather as a primary form of protection, they did use it in the making of Brigandine, which is comprised of many tiny metal plates riveted to an outer layer of leather.

What a great commercial!

The curved knifes where to apply more force and also allow it to be more effective at blows making it to penatrate thicker vests. The knife can be used as a defense weapon and also would bring a new technique into the playing feild since it uses a swiping motion and Penetrates more deeper.

The knitting needle is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...

@tatotaytoman5934

4 жыл бұрын

_hello_ _there_

@mauriciovasquez2410

4 жыл бұрын

you got the high ground

@LycanLucian

4 жыл бұрын

@@tatotaytoman5934 General Kenobi...

@chrishansen1842

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like knitting needles

@tatotaytoman5934

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrishansen1842 hush

The knitting needle; Old school Classic Deadly Yes I’ve been rewatching Ahoy

@aarontheperson6867

4 жыл бұрын

Silent Compact 14 inches of pure steel The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman.

@lumineaether1494

4 жыл бұрын

OCD

@aurin_komak

4 жыл бұрын

_zumzumzum transition sound_ The date is 1100 BC. Egyptian army is in a need for a new close combat weapon, to replace the old bronze swords. _zumzumzum transition sound_ The knitting needle was invented by Sinuhe Egyptian. At first, it was popular with knitters for its effective and simple usage in knitting. After a couple of years, things would be different. _zumzumzum_ It's 2020. Sinuhe's weapon arouse interest among militaries around the world, for it's unique look and armour-penetrating stopping power. Its design is, actually quite perfect. Reliable, durable, mobile. And top of all else, It never runs out of ammo. _dudududu dududududu_ Silent Compact 14 inches, of pure steel The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman. _Yes I did write an entire episode of Iconic Arms about knitting needles_

@_half

4 жыл бұрын

Aurinkomakkara Ahoy, hire this man

Oh my gosh that’s makes so much sense I play warface normal not breakout although hitting with melee knifes don’t instankill you only insta kill if you do the charge melee that has a long animation to prepare to breakthrough soft armor

imagine going to war then your enemy's grandma stabbed you for bullying his grandson

The US: spent millions of dollar on military spending and bulletproff vest Grandma's knitting neddle: I'm about to ruin this country whole carrier

@Roch10Family

4 жыл бұрын

@pinkchicken it's a joke...

@LividSky

4 жыл бұрын

pinkchicken A terrible uneducated joke but a joke that you aren’t supposed to take seriously

@kingmkg1235

4 жыл бұрын

pinkchicken bet you’re fun at parties

@Stonegoal

4 жыл бұрын

Not true. Military gear is soft armor to sorta hold up the plate. If you are not wearing the plates you are out of uniform. Basicly all rifle rounds go threw soft armor. 9mm will be stopped by soft armor, everything else is very iffy but most likely will not be stopped. You are hoping they are hollow point.

@Roch10Family

4 жыл бұрын

@pinkchicken so what? Why do you care how he spells a word. Are you that miserable?

"Grandma's knitting needles" Ah yes, the sweater is defeated by the knitting tools

@emildons7189

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh. Thanks

@brendanrisney2449

4 жыл бұрын

"I brought you into this world, and by God I can take you out of it!"

@athospellegrini6886

4 жыл бұрын

* smacks lips * noice the delectable taste of irony.

@Blue-mr7fe

4 жыл бұрын

You cannot surpass the creator

11:08 *flashbacks to when Gerard said "It's pretty stabby" at the Return show*

GET DOWN GRANDMA’S COMING. “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”

MatPat: that’s me, the MVP, definitely Me: press X to doubt

@gabeellsworth9027

4 жыл бұрын

X

@miguelcastillo3723

4 жыл бұрын

X

@shimarutehsniper1341

4 жыл бұрын

x

@Star-vh4cs

4 жыл бұрын

X

@bobob13131

4 жыл бұрын

X

2:34 So your team calls you spray and pray. Well that's nothing, cause my team calls me deadlock.(Mostly because by the the time I lock onto my enemy, I'm already dead.)

@josephstalin7801

4 жыл бұрын

My teammates always have called me "md" which stands for medic dozer because in games like battlefield, tf2, and rainbow six siege I'm a medic character while in games like payday 2, battlefront 2, and call of duty I'm the very definition of the bulldozer while yelling into the mic sometimes "make way for the dozer."

@smallgyro4932

3 жыл бұрын

I have no games i can play a team on :P

@khairinazrin

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallgyro4932 same

@jplayzsfsandmore3173

3 жыл бұрын

My team calls me jump and bump of just the assassin cause I like to sneak attack

@AG45.

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallgyro4932 u probably have TF2-

Just for clarification, hand gun bullets tend to be bigger than most rifle calibers. Like the most commonly used round in US military side arms today is the 9mm. That's .357 inches, compared to the rifle cartridge being a 5.56mm projectile, or .223 inches. Hand gun rounds are slower than rifle rounds, but typically, they are bigger. Even looking at it in weight, a standard 9mm weighs 7 grams, where as the 5.56 weighs 4.02 grams. Pistol bullets are typically bigger, but they are considerably slower. For fairness, another common rifle cartridge is 7.62 nato, 7.62mm, or .308 inches, but weighs 10 grams, 3 grams more than the 9mm.

MatPat teaching us how to take down military units in heavy armor is crazy. I absolutely adore it.

I can picture it now: "You were killed by _______ using knitting needles." Best joke ever

@matthewwilliams8267

4 жыл бұрын

You were killed by TheLegend27 using Knitting Needles. You killed NoobMaster69 with Knitting Needles!

@scurra6566

4 жыл бұрын

You were killed by SkyrimGrandma using Knitting Needles

@nicholasplese292

4 жыл бұрын

“Grandma’s death”

Just gonna throw this out here: Warface Classic Free on Switch Almost no toxicity Certain gamemodes have infinite respawns Gives you the option of using MOTION CONTROLS to aim around, which I've never seen In Short: Good Game

@noble430

4 жыл бұрын

Goldenboy I Lowkey really want it

@MrMoriLives

4 жыл бұрын

I play it all the time

@Tiny-wl6ej

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooo free on switch

@kit_callie

4 жыл бұрын

Is it available (free) on other platforms? Good practice until I can afford this game *wink-wink

@I_Like_Ike53

4 жыл бұрын

True

Love the idea, if I hear they add Grandma's Knitting Needle I might have to check it out from pure loyalty

watching that last bit as a 16yo with an extensive collection of knitting supplies was wild

The grip used in Warface is called the “ice pick” grip named for the spike weapon commonly used in this way, the ice pick. Knitting needles tend to have a duller point, larger diameter, or are hollow. Thus reducing their effectiveness. I still back “Grandma’s knitting needles as an unlockable.

@reaganharder1480

4 жыл бұрын

That said, assuming you have a solid needle, it wouldn't be hard to sharpen it pretty good. Plus, with a decent amount of force behind it (which the ice pick grip is excellent at achieving) even the fairly dull point of a knitting needle could penetrate quite deep into someones chest, so long as you miss the ribs.

MatPat: "I've been told by certain legally minded individuals on this channel..." Me: "Wait wait wait. Do you mean to tell me that legal authorities are just sitting over your shoulder as you record? Creepy"

@Valvex_

4 жыл бұрын

Together with him in the closet

@LegendStormcrow

4 жыл бұрын

After his recent web searches yes, yes they do.

And in that call we can all relate that TheDooo made a joke about Make A Wish right in front of MatPat lmao

Army Corps: we have knifes and guns pick what ever. Mat Pat: do you have a sowing needle?

"grandma's knitting needles"? how about john wick's pencils.

@scottandkameronklosterman8927

4 жыл бұрын

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture They're the same picture

@hatr5046

4 жыл бұрын

Have you guys seen my dog lately?

@cloakx3640

3 жыл бұрын

Too OP.

@The_Wanderer_is

3 жыл бұрын

I dont want a autograph of john wick...

@captainrayquaza80

3 жыл бұрын

Graphite would actually break after a few times of use and it wouldnt deliver as much damage