When gambling you can win 2000% of your money but you can lose only 100% of it Do the math

@FourOfClubs

21 күн бұрын

This also applies to investing in cryptocurrency. Made like 6,000% my money back, no joke.

@eatmynutsarchmage4883

21 күн бұрын

@@FourOfClubs how much?

@Random-user22

21 күн бұрын

@@FourOfClubs of corse your username is four of clubs

@hiranpeiris877

21 күн бұрын

the online ones are no t chane in past u colu cheat them now they cheat u a lot

@hiranpeiris877

21 күн бұрын

ok what is 0times20

Did you know that 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big?

@mr.picklethanos7340

21 күн бұрын

That's why you should keep going.

@expozed6422

21 күн бұрын

wow never heard that joke a million times before

@mr.picklethanos7340

21 күн бұрын

@@expozed6422 Guess you'll have to hear it again.

@tepzepo

21 күн бұрын

@@expozed6422 said by a person who didn't continue gambling

@paladinkhan

21 күн бұрын

Real

as a casino owner, i fully support gambling

@TQFMTradingStrategies

21 күн бұрын

As a short term options writer, I also fully support gambling. In fact why not try to gamble in other ways! You ever heard of stock options *opens oversized trench coat to display an assortment of contracts*

@vycka7360

18 күн бұрын

Your profile picture suits this comment very well

@Alex-mp5xe

17 күн бұрын

​@@vycka7360 😎👍

casinos are charities they give you free money, I don't know why they're villainized

@protek86

21 күн бұрын

Some people cry after they donate to a casino. Like why?

@MAURICE69-dw8yb

14 күн бұрын

@@protek86 they cry from the happiness they get from donating to casinos

If you invest money into the stock market you are a stock trader, but if you invest money into a casino you have a gambling addiction. Double standards

@LisanAlChudDib

21 күн бұрын

Wall street is just the casino of the Rothschilds

@danielpruitt8550

21 күн бұрын

Lmao this is hilarious. 😂

@goldenfiberwheat238

20 күн бұрын

Because the elites can do no wrong

@xhail217

8 күн бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238 you dont have to be an elite to gamble on the stock market

@jewellry

8 күн бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238leave it up to conservatives to make every single joke into a serious thing incorporating their baseless conspiracy theories whenever possible

Gambling is always worth it, there is a reason for saying "The House always loses"

@VoxAstra-qk4jz

21 күн бұрын

"Truth is, the game was fair from the start."

@m3c4nyku43

20 күн бұрын

I also heard "You can beat the house.", but that doesn't sound as optimistic as the reality. Instead it should be: "You *always* beat the house!". Also, did you guys know that Andrew Tate himself also invests in casinos so we can win more money? How great is that!

The house loses so much they can't afford clocks and windows.

Remember if you "loose" all your money, just take out a loan so you can get it back

@RT-.

21 күн бұрын

lose*

@theemeraldend4302

21 күн бұрын

@@RT-. no, it's loose. Like all that loose change in your pocket that just so happen to be at the black jack table

@RT-.

21 күн бұрын

@@theemeraldend4302 That example is correct, but there are two different words, lose and loose. In this case, it's "lose all your money"

No phones in sight, just people living in the moment

Infinite money glitch maxing*

if you gamble 2 kidneys you can get 4 KIDNEYS!!! and if you lose you go to heaven! win, win

I followed the tutorial and now I'm a trillionare with 900 trillion dollars. Thank bro for the tutorial 🙏

@StoicStick

21 күн бұрын

Gotta spread the love and use that money to further increase the wealth gap between the homeless and 1%

@SoulSlicerEdits

21 күн бұрын

​@@StoicStickmost of Indian stock traders nowadays are from rural areas due to being in the mainstream as a 🤑infinite money glitch. Indian Stock trading was at its peak in 90s. Harshad maheta did it before wall street.

@cix9420

6 күн бұрын

@@StoicStick There is a silent war happening between Psychopaths and Schizophrenics. We know that the population numbers are very small for both groups, however one group is more likely to become CEOs (psychopaths) and the other is more likely to become homeless (schizos). This is because schizos are good at pattern recognition, and can notice the psychos. Normalfags are incapable of seeing psychopaths in front of them, and psychos relish and dominate because of this. Schizo are able to know them on an instinctual level and suss them out in a way that normies never could. Thus there is a constant demoralization campaign against schizo from tyrant psychos, who seek to use the population against their greatest natural enemy.

In a casino, you can lose 100% of your money, but win up to 1000% of your money, maybe more. Do the math.

@kdeas10

21 күн бұрын

Casino loan sharks enter the chat.

At first I thought this was all satire. But after eating 3 tires I am truly on my way to being a microplastic Maxxer, and I can already feel like benefits spiritual and mentally. I can't wait to follow through and become a gamble Maxxer to feel the benefits economically. Priceless information.

I quit gambling a year ago, but this video convinced me to gamble again. We are so back. I'm gonna be so rich, guys.

It’s the Monkey’s on a Typewrite theory. If you have a monkey bang on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, eventually he’ll write Shakespeare If you gamble for an infinite amount of time, you’re guaranteed to win eventually. This is proof that all gamblers lose simply because they stop playing

That simple trick of drawing your character with a phone and then having a separate frame to the right with the hand and the phone to show a clip is genius! Simple, yet original in my opinion. Love it.

You can only lose 100% of your money but gain WAY more than that… gambling is ALWAYS worth it

Certified banger alert

We want tax evasion maxxing

@StoicStick

21 күн бұрын

Nice try federal agent

@Meyer-gp7nq

20 күн бұрын

The feds actually want you to pay taxes, so a tax evasion maxxing video would not be what the feds want 🤓

Statistically speaking, if you were to spend enough time and money gambling, you'll eventually win big, enough money to never work again for the average person, can't lie, gambling maxxing is gonna make casinos go out of business with this one

@MostRightWingManInBritain

21 күн бұрын

Pow

Love it! Please continue the Maxxing series with a disease maxxing video

The house always wins, which is why gambling can really help you pay off your mortgage

I'm so proud of you man. Its so great that your content is reaching so many people and your getting so many well deserved subs. Keep up the great content.

Can you do goon maxxing next

@jeflump2852

21 күн бұрын

Now this is a sticky one

@user-id9ic2cb3m

21 күн бұрын

​@@jeflump2852 🤨

@Ganzier

21 күн бұрын

Never Goon, Chud.

@pokemasterhamertime77

21 күн бұрын

Bump

‘Discounting green for simplicity’ is jokes

It's the only things that let's me feel anything tbh

My great great grandfather was a gambling maxxer, he left us in debt. Now our life is under the finger of a land lord maxxer

that's why I have used all my money opening cs cases. I will soon become a case unboxing millionaire

@kronos_1337.

21 күн бұрын

How you ask? Like this: *Music starts playing* *Cases opening to the beat*

Gambling is a win win. it's fun and you can make money. you lose, your wife leaves you👍

90% of gamblers stop before they win big…

@kronos_1337.

21 күн бұрын

Do you mean 99.9% ?

@rennoc6478

20 күн бұрын

@@kronos_1337.99.9999%

Another banger, vids have been fire lately

You're my favourite gambler, stoic ❤

As someone who lives and works in Las Vegas, thank you for this based take.

Gambling is banned here😭😭😭😭

Crown Perth is definitely NOT rigged. My brother was at the blackjack table, in 6 hands he got a 19, four 20s and a perfect blackjack... aaaaaaaand he lost every round - "house wins on a draw"... even the perfect blackjack (I think? An Ace and a Jack, both Spades) the house hit 21 with 4 random cards, and the dealer just said "both 21, house wins". Don't listen to me though, this happened in Perth WA, it's unconfirmed if Australia even exists, and even among Australians, Western Australia is just a conspiracy theory. Thankyou for this video, I'll stop trusting my lying eyes and ears. I bet if he played a 7th hand he'd have won big anyway.

@doughboywhine

17 күн бұрын

rare instance of gambling being rigged against the gambler. hope those crooks get whats coming to them

@gordonfreeman7187

14 күн бұрын

Australia is very corrupt in terms of casinos.

@migerrancan554

8 күн бұрын

​@@gordonfreeman7187especially because they don't check earnings, criminals paradise

Gamblemaxxing pairs well with its sister artform, sportsbetmaxxing

@ynnck247

21 күн бұрын

Heroinmaxxing is up there too

1:09 The “discounting green for simplicity” at the bottom made me chuckle.

When I heard "put" I had PTSD flashbacks

This came out the day after my 18th birthday! Thank you stoic stick, I’m about to be a billionaire!!

W video

Fellas be like "i enjoy gambling" And they dont even know the ancient Hellenic techniques that guarentee victory

I will use this tutorial to increase the gap between top 1% and the homless pessents

sleep deprivation maxxing when?

@Tomura-Shigaraki11

21 күн бұрын

I already do that.

@HWQFish

19 күн бұрын

Just be me

I have a serious gambling dedication, and I've never been happier.

I will take this video in consideration when I begin yet another New Vegas playthrough later.

Bro is pumping out videos like the doctors pumped my alcoholic dads stomach out 💪🏻🔥

this popped up while me and my bro was gambling thanks man

Ahh yeah the good sh*t Pay attention to the spread.

Gamblin, maxxin', relaxxin' all cool...

99% of gambler quit before they become gazillionares🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1:00 "No one's ever thought of that before" save a couple of French folks 300 years ago which we have written records of, such as the Saint Petersburg paradox or the Martingale betting strategy.

Remember: 99% of gamblers quit before cashing big! NEVER QUIT!!!

Now instead of losing an eye and 100,000$ at a casino in my whole lifetime, I can do it every day.

i took out a loan to gamble and won back all the money

cant wait for the gettingawaywithmurdermaxxing video

This video feels like intellectual natural selection and I love it

Between gamblers there are no losers. Only quitters.

What a generous industry ❤we need to show casinos more love and appreciation

Success comes from failure. You may lose some money in the process, but sooner or later you will win BIG and make up for it

In places like las vegas, there are laws that guarantee pay outs. If you play smart enough and long enough, you can win about 115% of the money you put in or eventually break even.

love the kittboga reference, ill make sure to use these tips to get rich!

going watch this while gambling with the buddies 👍

I came for the gambling but stayed for the indian commentary

Your girlfriend having outstanding intuition is actually the best part of this video

Back in summer 2021, I took 20k in student loans and put it all on various military companies. Sold them all shortly after the Russian invasion. Lost most of it a week later on Blackjack. I still ended up staying on the positive, because I bought some other stock and paid my loan back before I gambled the rest.

"Winners never quit and quitters never win"

The market open mistake is so relatable.

Addiction is a mathematical operation

I watched this video drunk and it was the best decision of my life, just after betting on Roulette

KZread thought that it was important for me to see this so here we are

If you ever try to quit gambling remember you miss every shot you don't take.

I usually like asking my friends and family for money, and then gambling it for them. They usually tell me that the money better be spent on food and utilities, but they don't know that it's part of my plan to make us all rich when I hit big

as a casino this is real

8:04 yeah because viewing it is not hurting anybody

This had me chuckling the whole way along favorite bit was "i actully think we should raise taxs on single mothers" 😂😂

goomblemaxxers rise up

Scratch-offs basically translate to free rent checks. I don’t know why so many of my colleagues complain about living expenses when they live 10 mins away from a gas station.

Yes more Stoic Stick

There is no losing money on gambling, only losing streaks, you will win if you keep on gambling

I was thinking about making a giant gambling episode. But you didn't beat me to it! Mine is more focused on me actually *doing* the gambling.

My family tried to stop me and forced me to go see an “Addiction Therapist” my family are such sheep’s 🙄

This video just made me put it all on black🗣️‼️

That second to last part is just depressing.

GG Bro *Gambillionaire Grindset*

gamble in video games that way you get nothing of valueno matter if you win or loose its way more addicting

Like they say the house always wins so I play online casinos at home so I am guaranteed to make money

i got an add for mental health help that talked about gambling before this video started

The tax man doesn't care how much money you make. One cent earned is one cent not taxed.

Ahh, a fellow fan of Austin Curtis Peterson's philosophy. I respect that.

Can you do a video on Options maxxing

Dyson Swarm Maxxing

Please do debt maxxing next

REAL STOICS WAGER THEIR LIFE SAVINGS! 🗣 🔥

The gandhi bit fucking killed me

Unironically gambling is actually the best way to get rich, most first generation rich people got big from gambling stocks and bitcoin

@flappy3635

15 күн бұрын

Stocks arnt really gambling it’s more of risky investment

@ddunfuh9239

15 күн бұрын

@@flappy3635 i’d considee them gambling, your paying in money in the hopes of making more money with a chance of losing said money

As someone who just lost $50 playing poker with friends, after losing $200 the previous 4 times I've played, I couldn't agree more

still waiting on the stoic stick maxxing video

I thought this video was satire but turns out to be very true

An A and K is actually a bad blackjack hand as an A is a 1 or 11 and a K is 13 and a 14 is one of the worst hands