I just GROUND UP M Y O W N D I C K

@ryliethewarewolfkathryn5095

5 жыл бұрын

XDD

@haileydebruin5000

5 жыл бұрын

The disposal has disposed my dick *a l l o v e r t h e w a l l s*

@uknewm

4 жыл бұрын

Its like a slip and slide from hell lol

@ToasteddChip

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@teakettleii4588

4 жыл бұрын

I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I CK

Darnell sounds like a great guy

@robertoacevedo2062

4 жыл бұрын

Guren Apart from the fact that he cooks meth

@zriddmh1924

4 жыл бұрын

Man he’s Darnell he sounded like he was actually not Darnell.

@Plymouth_Belvedere

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertoacevedo2062 wdym? Darnell clearly wasnt there

@robertoacevedo2062

4 жыл бұрын

seksy cakes OHHH YEA. How could I be such an imbecile. CLEARLY that was Darnells FRIEND cooking meth in his kitchen. I’m such an idiot

@sillicat6905

4 жыл бұрын

Roberto Acevedo can you take a damn joke bruh

“Hey it came out.” “Oh no where’s the cap?”

@rileymathis3988

4 жыл бұрын

Chill l lol no cap

@michealryder3302

4 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Casey 4:53

@BaitSlingerr

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt on it o no must be in him still what if the liquid was in him :|

@ASHASHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

SAAAAAMMEEE

@heyyouaredeadwrong8658

4 жыл бұрын

Life as Ian E

Types on keyboard “Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywood Road?” “Darnell’s not here can I take a message”

@iijordaneerz

3 жыл бұрын

"The police are on their way Darnell."

@iijordaneerz

3 жыл бұрын

@Evan Hansen "see you soon, Darnell."

@iijordaneerz

3 жыл бұрын

@Evan Hansen "good talking to you too."

@lawrencespicher1769

3 жыл бұрын

@@iijordaneerz alright see ya in a little bit

@iijordaneerz

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawrencespicher1769 911 what's your emergency?

Operator: *Uh, congratulations goodbye* Woman: *I want pizza*

@xxkillemxx4862

4 жыл бұрын

Pebblefox 08 I died 😂😂

@jackolantern5183

4 жыл бұрын

YES! OH MY- BLEHHHHH

@jaxxton7155

4 жыл бұрын

Pebblefox 08 omg! Is that Jin!?

@hiuwu863

4 жыл бұрын

*vomits

@moonmoon4824

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaxxton7155 It is

That last one was wild.

@haganschoolfield1118

5 жыл бұрын

CoopDogg did you just call the dog the true dog of a dog.

@clover-il7tf

4 жыл бұрын

srsly like wtf

@vmaoi3857

4 жыл бұрын

The operator was awesome

@clover-il7tf

4 жыл бұрын

Black Yoshi aww sorry didn’t mean to be mean about it :(

@MistaE

4 жыл бұрын

Even the operator was interested 😂😂😂

"Jasmine, will you marry me?" "Oh wow."

@coopdogg8735

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Man: "Aw man, it’s like a slip 'n slide from hell. I’m passing out. *Crashing Sound*

*WHERE'S THE CAP*

@ivetteg2552

5 жыл бұрын

No need to cap no cap

@ivetteg2552

5 жыл бұрын

No cap it's cool to cap but don't cap while trying to not cap

@haileydebruin5000

4 жыл бұрын

They are speaking the language of gods.

@DoodleCNoodle

4 жыл бұрын

Don't cap me with that no cat cap crap

@memegonzalez2461

4 жыл бұрын

Im FUCKING dead😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Where’s the cap” - Famous last words

@binklebonkle5767

4 жыл бұрын

My body lungs and mouth: *Heavy stressed emo breathing* My brain: *Don't do it!* silence....... Me: *I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING! I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!* I am such emo trash.

@binklebonkle5767

4 жыл бұрын

@Quantum Production Studios Do you even know what I'm referencing?

@IvanTube0

4 жыл бұрын

@@binklebonkle5767 k

@marilouunday3601

4 жыл бұрын

@@binklebonkle5767 k

@jacoblong922

4 жыл бұрын

@@marilouunday3601 ok boomer

*ITS LIKE A TASMANIAN DEVIL WENT BUCK WILD ON SOME SPAGHETTI HERE*

@sm8634

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment!

@THEDEVAST4TOR

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I felt so bad for that guy but I was laughing so hard I fell so bad lmao

@THEDEVAST4TOR

4 жыл бұрын

@@sm8634 yea same

@analiar3665

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so dam hard

@msr_77

4 жыл бұрын

THEDEVAST4TOR am pretty sure its fake and a promo for paradise pd

"Uh, congratulations, goodbye." "I w a n t p i z z a"

“Is your name Sharon?” “No” “Ok Sharon..” What a legend

@liltimmy2591

4 жыл бұрын

@@girasolsemillas8280 psst he was on acid

@214memaris9

4 жыл бұрын

The maddest of all lads

@-Chicken_

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Sharon*

@aaronlandry3934

3 жыл бұрын

Boi was mad simping for Sharon

@beaqueen2425

3 жыл бұрын

"Mmh, that's what an angel would say, thank you Sharon" 🤣💀

“Chop chop chop for the rest of my life” “Hey it came out” “Imma try to fart” Sorry I love those ones 😂😂

@severed_lips

4 жыл бұрын

Naruto Rich rich don’t forget “wait, where’s the cap?”

@enqquerthahhgut1842

4 жыл бұрын

Naruto Rich rich by nu-uh chop that

@papercrane7612

4 жыл бұрын

'nuh-uh chop that!'

@MLG_Kitten

4 жыл бұрын

Now my feet are knives!

@chey2cool307

4 жыл бұрын

I loved “Chop chop chop for the rest of my life

1:48 I love how the first thing he thinks about is his cat even if he didn't have knive hands he's a respectable guy

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

Жыл бұрын

And also that he can’t high five anyone ever again

“Oh boy, now my feet are knives”

@Lovinglife43

2 жыл бұрын

☠

**sNEeZe** “hEY It CAmE oUt?!”

@deliciousroadcrack8396

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no were is the cap??

@Steven_uebfbfichb88

4 жыл бұрын

ｈｏｎｙ　ＷＨＥＲＥ‘Ｓ　ＴＨＥ　ＣＡＴ

@zwhyisnonameog1643

4 жыл бұрын

Why is the bottle red

@deliciousroadcrack8396

4 жыл бұрын

@@zwhyisnonameog1643 *oh boy...*

@dragonfire1356

4 жыл бұрын

Where's the cap? His true nightmare became true

“I want pizza.” - Jasmine

@hawaiiancheetos

4 жыл бұрын

That's my name

@brentgroen3204

4 жыл бұрын

@@hawaiiancheetos rip you that will be your futre

"oh no I can really feel it" Op "the bottle?!" "I'm gonna sneeze" (Insert dad sneeze and bottle drop) "Hay it came out! Oh no wheres the cap??"

@Buckshot-Express

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@evanytgaming1986

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@andylee138

Жыл бұрын

No cap :)

1:57 “CHOP CHOP CHOP MY WHOLE LIFE NUH UH CHOP THAT!”

Operator: “ma’am”. Caller: “i KiSsEd SoMeBoDy.” Make voice “ oH nO!

@Mommietwothree

4 жыл бұрын

“I want pizza,”

@paolopischedda7629

4 жыл бұрын

Rene_g Tenn Marry me i love you anyway my honeyyyy

@seankirbo24

4 жыл бұрын

"YOU YOU DO THAT JASMINE"

@ctrlinsidr

3 жыл бұрын

*emotophobia*

@VeronicaRamirez-lx7fk

3 жыл бұрын

Operator: Oh wow-

“The disposal, has disposed, *M Y D I C K, A L L O V E R T H E W A L L S”*

@CharlesBunyan0808

4 жыл бұрын

ColdBite [GD and More] I guess you could call it a, *Dicksposal*

@214memaris9

4 жыл бұрын

Animemetions satan has a great spot for you now

@CharlesBunyan0808

4 жыл бұрын

Were the walls *m o i s t*

@214memaris9

4 жыл бұрын

Animemetions stop, stop, stop

@frgal1336

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm, spaghetti. *Licks wall*

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even god: Guy: M Y W I F E P U T A S H A M P O O B O T T L E I N MY B E H I N D

I love the knife hands one! “What am I supposed to do be a chef? Just go chop chop chop!”

@cumdeco

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Chop that

@bootooths

4 жыл бұрын

Mihai Adrian you right

@CoronaVirus-cc1ox

2 жыл бұрын

Nahh chop that

“This acid is really messin’ with me. Oh boy, *now my feet are knives”*

@layla9514

4 жыл бұрын

I died💀

@Quailfeathr

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as it went by- prefection

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Caller: *I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I C K*

"Uh, congratulations goodbye." " i want pizza"

@harmonyjelly3016

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed have to guess when that part came up

@anoobiethatplayzroblox4722

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

”Sir, help is on their way.” ”Aw, ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here” I’M DEAD 😭😭

"see you soon Darnell" "Alright it was good talkin to you" "Good talking to you too" "Alright see y'all in a little bit"

@Kapnohuxi_folium

4 жыл бұрын

At least he has manners

@deusvult9362

4 жыл бұрын

Darnell is a kind soul.

@loopingforyou

4 жыл бұрын

#freedarnell ✊😔

@charliewilkinson8104

4 жыл бұрын

Which one was darnel 😂😂😂

@AlmondChocolateMilk

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliewilkinson8104 The first one

these fake calls are funnier than the show itself lmao

@gregkaz123

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@shaun1387

4 жыл бұрын

Ik

@evanokeeffe3754

4 жыл бұрын

These arent fake btw (i think)

@gregkaz123

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanokeeffe3754 they are, it's a netflix show where they make funny situations

@user-ws5kt6do2l

4 жыл бұрын

they are fake i watched the whole show on netflix.

Caller: “I want pizza” 3:14 😂

@elikg6603

3 жыл бұрын

Me all the time 😂

“alright, see y’all ina little bit”😭😭

“See y’all in a lil bit” I’m done

That last one was epic, the coolest and most chill operator every 😂😂 "Farewell" "Adieu"

@FezAdagio

4 жыл бұрын

@@zemzemkadir6255 lmfao

@celtic3291

4 жыл бұрын

Sry to break it to u but it was fake

@FezAdagio

4 жыл бұрын

@@celtic3291 Idc, I'm just saying it was cool

Jasmin is my spirit animal. Vomits but also wants Pizza 😂

@xdnagto3960

2 жыл бұрын

Omg ur so quirky

I’m stoned af and hearing the guy asking Jasmine why she’s on the ground and forgiving her for cheating so he proposes to her 🤣🤣 I lost it at that point

Operator: Don’t drink anything, don’t eat anything, just wait. Caller: *Does the opposite of what she just said*

@elikg6603

3 жыл бұрын

Just stop eating*. But yes 😂

Jasmine: *pukes* Also Jasmine: “I wAnt pizzA”

Caller : maybe it belonged to a leper Operator : a leper, sir? Caller : yeah, maybe a leper was jogging by and it sorta fell outta the leg of his track pants. 😂🤣😂😆😂😂🤣

@dovydasdz2

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly the bonus is not here anymore

@w.roberts8078

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh That’s sucks man

@Pokemon-Kid112

6 ай бұрын

Talking of bonus and sucking. That's one guy who's never gonna get either again

*I have knife hands*

@fggyleafexist1753

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you hate it when that happens?

@audeliy2092

4 жыл бұрын

I just ground up my own Dick.

@ZettaFish

4 жыл бұрын

oh no now my feet are knives

The beginning sounded like a looney tunes skit

*Bottle falls* Caller: oh... it came out Caller: wait.... where’s the cap

No one: Absolutely no one: 911 Operator: She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?

@stefanpatrickiuhasz9444

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT!???!!

@ASHASHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

i agree fuck bounty.. VIAGRA.. THE QUICKER DICKER UPPER

_I swear the guy who ate too much Indian food sounds like something what Peter Griffin would do._

I laughed so hard I died

@keylime05

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@footballdorks4380

4 жыл бұрын

50th like

@alyaasultan2172

4 жыл бұрын

Rip man

@oof_9501

4 жыл бұрын

911 whats youre emergency?

@OP-Hydraz

4 жыл бұрын

ambulance is On its Way

The guys concern when he found out he couldn't pet his cat

@maplesyrup2812

4 жыл бұрын

I would be the same ngl (^m^ )

“It’s like a slip’ slide from hell” freaking amazing 😂

The last one when the bottle popped and then he goes “oh where’s the cap?” 😂

U,mm this is a little odd She “cheated” He said it’s fine *than he said it a weird happy way JASMINE...WILL I MARY ME YESSS OH MY (Vomits) Imagine how they woke up in the morning..,

@ayvawheatley8994

4 жыл бұрын

When she vomited i felt sick 🤢🤢🤢😰🤮

@Camden2245

4 жыл бұрын

Gacha Gurl101 same

@ja_e314

4 жыл бұрын

"will i mary me?"

@eskertkai9837

4 жыл бұрын

I want pizza

@fekete2730

4 жыл бұрын

@@ja_e314 yes

Chop chop chop my whole life😂😂

@sunsetpeaches3708

4 жыл бұрын

*NUH-UH, CHOP THAT!*

@arthurmorgan527

4 жыл бұрын

ѕυиѕєт вєαтѕ тσ ιт....

Operator: you have to sneeze Dialler: it came out oh wheresthe lid

"Oh it came out..." "Where's the cap" Uh oh

**vomits* “ I want pizza. “ WHAT REACTION IS THAT.

Nobody: Knife guy: i cAN’t pET mY cAT

Operator: "Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywoof Road?" Caller: "No, uh... this is Patrick."

@justjaydenb

4 жыл бұрын

*dies*

0:36 This was both a legit and painful call. 😂😭

Bruh this caused me to started to make me pop blood vessels

@myopinionisinvalid952

4 жыл бұрын

*FUCK YEAH A BNHA FAN*

Darnell Bigums is a savage

“Little pidgins pecking a pecker” omfg I can’t stop laughing 😂

I loved how on the last one the officer was so confused and worried at the same time

“She’s making the stoop to scoop the poop but she’s a quicker dicker picker upper?” 🤣🤣

4:16 O god

"nuh-uh chop that"! LOL 🤣

*"I'm Gonna Lie Down And Try To Fart..."*

You can not convince me the last one was a conversation between a rookie cop and a us marine

@vittoriapagliardini1937

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

"Can you put the knvies down?" "No, they're my hands"

"She's making a stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper!"

@SpiritKnight365

4 жыл бұрын

It's not there anymore

Every girl: “I want pizza.” 😂😂😂

The condition had me crying 😤😂

operator: is anyone hurt? caller: i kissed somebody else (burps) me: wait did you also eat them??

911 what's the emergency *I ATE TO MUCH INDIAN!*

@ASHASHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

cannibals everywhere: oof exposed

"Oh boy, now my feet are knives too" I can't 😂

“Oh wow.” “YES! OH MY (vomiting)” Me: lmao

@daniidelrey

4 жыл бұрын

If is there a gacha profile pic or some cancer 0w0's it gotta be cringe That's not even a joke

That last one tho... IT WAS WILD...and the operator talked to the dude like he was his friend lol

@justjaydenb

4 жыл бұрын

Right he seemed hype like " Dude that's rad" xD

Oh man, this caught me by surprised. I was eating and I didn't expect this, I couldn't hold my food in, I just blasted out laughing. I would like to see more of these. Thank you for uploading these. Are there more?

“Oh no where’s the cap”🤣🤣🤣

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even a PARTICLE: NOT EVEN A PARTICLE OF A PARTICLE: GUY: I h a v e a b o t t l e o f c o n d I t o n e r I n m e

“Hey it came out.. uh oh where’s the cap?” Duhduhduhhhhhhhh

"Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that's fine, 'cause nothing's wrong here, 'cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again." had me rolling on the floor

This is the funniest video I've seen in my entire life.

There were too many legendary moments to count in that last call. Oh my god

35 secs when he said “see you soon Darnell” didn’t sound like that was the first this happen lol

This made my day 😂

This is the hardest I have ever laughed in a while. That last one tho 😂

_“I don’t want knife hands”_

😂😂😂😂😂😂yo I was seriously having a bad today. The first one got me lmao

Thank you, Sharon.

Nobody: Not even a soul: Lady:I want pizza

1:17 "Aw, ma'am its like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here" The way he said it killed me XD 👻

5:06 this sounds like it’s from a movie or something😂

@ryanr2363

4 жыл бұрын

TheBeatlesLoverForever it is... well a tv series but still.

@harrystyleslover1082

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Lion ohhhhh ok😂 i was gonna say

You would think this is scripted... But it's not.... Makes it even better 😂

First video I watch in the decade. Woah.

“Im gonna pass out” *passes out*

“Hey Diane Oahhhhhhh I just crapped myself”

Famous last words “Oh no where’s the cap?”

4:14 I died of laughter 😂

“Oh no! She must thought it was a bit sucky or something because she threw it in right into the middle of a bunch of pigeons and they’re eating it”

Aw ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Oh no where's the cap" is the quote of the year

Hahahahaha this got me wheezing and literally checking right now