I don't know who needs to read this but here's a reminder of how to shit: www.bladderandbowel.org/help-information/resources/toilet-positions

@Booly2477

3 жыл бұрын

Ah thank you, i forgot how

@yobamagaming4168

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this acctually usefull

@beansaresodelicious

2 жыл бұрын

thanks

@icanhearcolors3984

2 жыл бұрын

I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!!!

@matasbajoras7122

2 жыл бұрын

😂

"I can see sounds" "I can hear colors" "I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT" Dead XD

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

Operator: "Sir, Have You Taken Any Illegal Substances?"

@AllGamingStarred

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 NO! I mean i just ate a brownie that this drug dealer gave me but otherwise i'm fine

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllGamingStarred Operator: "And What's Your Emergency, Sir?"

@AllGamingStarred

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 I made a milkshake today but my daughter complained that her Gerbil is missing. It wasn't strawberry when i started

@furyfossil4407

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllGamingStarred Oooooh! There's like 17 more brownies on this plate. I'm gonna finish them off and call you back.

I've NEVER laughed so hard at show until these scenes 🤣🤣🤣

@furionmax7824

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "my body is a haunted house"

@Pineduke

3 жыл бұрын

same brother

@d.l.technic5

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!

@mistersippi2945

3 жыл бұрын

@@furionmax7824 The haunted house part was one of the funniest things I’ve heard. Also in a way it’s true.

@alliethesmol9322

3 жыл бұрын

Me neither 😂😂😂😂

I LOST IT WHEN DUSTY WAS ROASTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR 🤣 🤣

@Spingerex

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hamsterwithglasses913

2 жыл бұрын

It took me the longest time to realize that he was fighting a M I R R O R

@kyojurorengoku385

Жыл бұрын

Same

@kareemallen9905

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 took me the 2nd or 3rd time to realize it was the mirror 🤦🏿‍♂️

@brandonbaker3208

Ай бұрын

It's still funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I’d like to put in my two weeks notice“ 😂

@joed2431

3 жыл бұрын

Ok fair enough

@FlipsideMercury

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the speed with which Randall concedes defeat speaks volumes

@Toxic3610

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlipsideMercury well he understood his report sounds like complete and utter bullcrap, so makes sense nobody believes him

@throttleblipsntwistedgrips1992

2 жыл бұрын

The "ok fair enough" killed me🤣🤣🤣

“Okay. Fair enough.” Even Randall is self aware enough to realize how fucking ridiculous he sounds.

@christianwilliams7885

2 жыл бұрын

Just like his cousin Woody Johnson #tomkenny

Dusty is comedy gold, and Paradise PD is the silver stuck in the gold.

@thomashoekstra2933

6 ай бұрын

Exactly

@pottytheparrot310

2 ай бұрын

@@thomashoekstra2933He’s an adult version of Eric Cartman

@thomashoekstra2933

2 ай бұрын

@@pottytheparrot310 nope dusty is to nice for that

2:32 the way Dusty said “tellyphone” cracks me up😂😂

@josephschlachter5487

Ай бұрын

You realize that he calls the number fighting his own reflection due to the fact that he is seeing himself in a mirror

I love how hard dusty is trashing himself.

@Spingerex

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Director: "Here's some brownies before you guys record" VA's *take brownies, Legendary comedy ensues*

By far the funniest part of the whole season🤣🤣🤣

“I Can See Sounds! I Can Hear Colours! I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!”

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

Operator: "Sir, Have You Taken Any Illegal Substances?"

@VORTECK0117

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 No I Just Bought Some Medicine On a Park Bench Outside a Soup Kitchen From a Guy In a Lime-Green Sui- On My God It’s Crack Isn’t It

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

@@VORTECK0117 And what´s your emergency, sir?

@slayerdearly

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 I measured my butt crack three times and it was longer each time I’m splitting into two people XD

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

@@slayerdearly Oooooh! There's like seventeen more brownies on that plate! Imma finish 'em off and call you back.

”He looks like a hungry blob fish” 😂

This was the best scene, Dusty really killed it🤣🤣🤣

“Uh. Well, I either ate gornblumion or gornplelblumion. But farthalong in slong.

@FlipsideMercury

3 жыл бұрын

Gorn gorn!

@jomomma8261

3 жыл бұрын

“Klarm gleep flarmalaid glishmanoop mayonnaise backscratcher crouton flaaaarp.”

How the hell did they do this with a straight face?

@FlipsideMercury

3 жыл бұрын

Lol - I could definitely imagine this taking dozens of attempts. Think of the VA yelling "I forgot how to shit" over and over with tears in their eyes.

@furionmax7824

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlipsideMercury then again Hopson and Dusty are voiced by the same guy that did Master Shake in Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Glad he's in another series. Last time time I saw him he was voicing a supporting character in an adult swim show called Ball Masters. Yes that's the name of the show and adult swim got away with it like a champ!

@Autobotmatt428

3 жыл бұрын

@@furionmax7824 He also voice a Rabbit on a nick show

@tylercoddington1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@furionmax7824 Now I'm just imaging what would happen if, Dusty meet Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock.

@LauranceDonMac

3 жыл бұрын

Multiple takes until it became unfunny for a spell.

The "I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT" got me good I couldn't stop laughing

I would watch an entire series of Dusty tripping of pot brownies and calling the 911 operator or The 911 operator of Paradise

@aeea8318

Жыл бұрын

You too? Hahaha

@hey_its_kev

Жыл бұрын

They made a whole series of idiots calling 911 lol they posted them on Facebook they might be on KZread

I absolutely died over these. “I can see sounds. I can hear colors. I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!”😂

@jackchat19

3 жыл бұрын

Operator: "Sir, Have You Taken Any Illegal Substances?"

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 “No! I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me but that ain’t got nothing to do with my emergency!”

@jackchat19

2 жыл бұрын

@@tahraethestoryteller6079 "And what's your emergency, sir?"

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 “I measured my butt crack three times and it was longer each time!”

@brendonsmith3080

6 ай бұрын

@@jackchat19”I measured my butt crack three times and it gets longer each time”

I wanna know three things. How much of this scripted. How much of this was improvised And how much of this was actually the VA high on an edible.

@Ugramosch

3 жыл бұрын

Try to get your answers from the previous show they did: brickleberry

@eslirastar666

3 жыл бұрын

Yes to all of it lmao

@furionmax7824

3 жыл бұрын

@@eslirastar666 "I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!!!" lines like this can't be written by a screenwriter unless theyve either seen someone gone through or personally been through an edible trip.

@eslirastar666

3 жыл бұрын

@@furionmax7824 I know what you mean lol My friend once forgot how to talk right in the middle of a conversation 🤣

@josephnajera79

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot number four: Where do I get said edible?

"I finished all them brownies" 😂😂😂😂

Dusty is the only person that makes me wanna laugh I love Dana Synder 😂

Netflix or adult swim could make a series with this skit alone.

@zygas25

3 жыл бұрын

Like a funny r rated version of 911?

@eslirastar666

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch that lmao

Man I've watched this shit too many times to count . this has to be the funniest 911 call in human and cartoon history , I challenge anyone to prove me wrong. I lough my as off every time like its the first time I've seen it.

"I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!" best fucking line of 2021

1:29 "And it was that moment Dusty knew. His brain broke"

2:23 this part had me dying man🤣🤣🤣

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

Hello, mister nine eleven

@christianwilliams7885

2 жыл бұрын

Hello mister 9-11

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

Oh good. It's you again

@christianwilliams7885

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.trouble827 Dusty: there is a naked fat man using my telephone in my bathroom staring right at me

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

Can you describe the man?

2:42 😂 my nigga just roasted himself 😂

@nerfow25

Ай бұрын

He is fucking fryed

"Gom Gom" fucking killed me 😂

No one: Frylock: DAMMIT SHAKE

"You're standing in front of a.. COPYCAT killer" 🤣🤣

1:42 LMAO HIM ARGUING IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE

1:50 it's pretty funny hearing spongebob swear

@keyanawhitely7942

3 жыл бұрын

I guess. However, I don't watch this show because I don't like Tom Kenny swearing like this but this is okay.

@breadman2515

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what? I didnt hear tom Kenny's voice there. I mean I only here his voice when he does the spongebob voice

the I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT! part almost made one of my lungs collapse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I got an emergency, all right, ‘cause I just realized that my body’s a haunted house. ‘Cause inside there’s a skeleton, a ghost and blood and shit all over the walls.” I’m fucking dead 💀

@AllGamingStarred

Жыл бұрын

Taco Bell: Skeleton: poor victim that ordered a #3 Ghost: said victim Blood and shit: Self explanatory

@benderanimations

10 ай бұрын

He sound like that guy from family guy

“Okay, fair enough!” Like it was just another day 💀

“I’d like to put in my two weeks notice.” “Okay, fair enough.” 😂😂😂😂

@nicklepin7133

11 ай бұрын

Even Randall saw the insanity of his call lol 😂

I was already laughing my ass off before these scenes but by Dusty’s second 911 call I almost couldn’t breathe🤣🤣☠️ Randall’s call about had me in a coma😂😂😂 This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on Netflix😂😂😂

@d.l.technic5

3 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!

@Pushing_the_cathinone_limits_

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I was a bit worried how the second series started but fuck did it get good quick ... 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@maxwellte-scott4436

3 жыл бұрын

I almost had a heart attack when Randalll said "LIke fucking spider-man!" 😂😂

@raquellenewton1878

2 жыл бұрын

My exact sentiments

"i finished all them brownies"

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

Sir, this line is for emergencies

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

Oh then I’m real glad I called

Dan Snyder was the perfect act for Dusty.I cant stop laughing at these🤣🤣🤣

This is why Dusty is my favorite character

How did the creator of paradise pd not die of laughter

Ooooh! There’s like 17 more brownies on that plate. Ima Finnish them all and call you back

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

“911, what’s your emergency?”

@luissoulless1976

2 жыл бұрын

@@tahraethestoryteller6079 I finished all then brownies

That’s where that BOOP GOOP 911 call originated from! It came from Paradise PD from Dusty! Thank you for being on my For You page! 😂 🤣

"I measured my butt-creack three times, and it was longer each time." 😂😂

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m splittin’ into two people!”

" *Klarm gleep flarmalaid glishmanoop mayonnaise backscratcher crouton flaaaarp.* " got me lmao

I love the series but totally forgot about this scene. Roll on next season. I watched it again and again and couldn’t stop laughing for days! Boop goooop! 😂😂😂😂😂

He could easily split in THREE people if you’re asking me 😂😂😂

Why do I like the voice of the first caller with brownies so much?

Without a doubt, the best moments in the entire series 😂

I love Paradise PD ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 this scene with Dusty is so hilarious ❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂.

In my opinion people who didn't like season 1 and or 2 should really watch season 3. Season 3 in my opinion is hilarious and amazing beyond words. If you don't like season 3 you got issues.

@FlipsideMercury

3 жыл бұрын

How would your grandparents react to Loquacious Pussyjuice though lol.

"Guess'm'bop'm." 🤣🤣🤣

@tahraethestoryteller6079

2 жыл бұрын

“Is that supposed to be a yes, sir?”

911 operator: "honey, i'm getting a new job" Wife: "but i made brownies with a special ingredient...Honey?" operator:0_0

I MEASURED MY BUTTCRACK THREE TIMES AND IT WAS LONGER EACH TIME 😂😂😂 kills me everytime

The operator sounds so much like Adam Driver it's insane

This had to be improvised, it’s so random and perfect 😂😂😂😂

“Hello, mr 911” I’m dead bruh

My body is a haunted house! 🤣🤣🤣

I was high when I watched this and almost choked on my food

911: "whats your emergency?" Woman: "Somebody tried to burn down my house!...Hello?" *gunshot over phone*

@jessespringer7723

3 жыл бұрын

Explain please

@AllGamingStarred

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessespringer7723 The 911 emergency responder can't take the stress anymore so he shoots himself. You just made me explain the joke. there goes the humor

@jessespringer7723

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllGamingStarred I know but who’s the woman

@AllGamingStarred

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessespringer7723(sigh) Never explain the joke. you clearly forgot that

@jessespringer7723

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllGamingStarred oh ok then sorry man I thought the woman was a character in the show for some reasons

Is nobody going to talk about how the 911 Operator just told Dusty to kill himself?🤣

Honestly I don't understand why this show gets so much hate. Is it super crude and gross out humor? Sure, but I think it's absolutely hilarious. This show makes me laugh out loud constantly. It's not supposed to be an intelligent, high brow show. It's supposed to be dumb and gross and it's amazing for it

My favourite episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can anyone makes a super cut of every time Dusty says Goop.

0:26 Operator: 😒 - Are you having any other symptoms? Caller: 😩 - Uh ah… I can *SEE* sounds! I *CAN* hear colors! *_I FORGOT HOW TO SHI+!!!!!!_* Me: 🤣 - That was so gold! XD

"Sir I think your brain 🧠 broke"😂😂

@jackchat19

Жыл бұрын

"Klarm gleep flarmalaid glishmanoop mayonnaise backscratcher crouton flaaaarp."

@kareemallen9905

Жыл бұрын

@@jackchat19 😂😂😂😂

I've never even heard of this show, but as soon as he screamed, "I can see sounds!" I knew exactly who that voice is.

Those 911 calls killed me😂😂😂😂

I remember one time eating Gornblumion amount of wings or was it Gornplelblumion?

He sounded like Bruce from Family guy when he called the second time

@-yx4md

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t hear it

I laughed so hard I think soul left my body.

" I forgot how to shit" had me crying 🤣

I bet Dana Snyder had a lot of fun doing this

3:41 Problem resolve

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

So true 🤣

I can't believe they're not gonna continue this epic show

@Daniel.Artstar

Жыл бұрын

Yeah + season 4 ended on a clifhanger….

Bullet: thanks for calling 911 😈

That ending tho I can't stop laughing 😂🤣

This is legit hilarious the writers of paradise pd and farzar really hit a bullseye at least once a season

I will never unhear this as gazpacho from chowder

@roxasplayerxgamer290

3 жыл бұрын

Or Master Shake

@roxasplayerxgamer290

3 жыл бұрын

NO AS A MATTER OF FACT MASTER SHAKE WOULD DEFINITELY DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.....HE DOES THIS TYPE OF STUFF EVERYDAY.😂

LOL I LOVE THIS SHOW

Regardless of whether you do or do not like this show...this was hilarious

"I think i'm dead" I think this is loosely based on an actual 911 call someone made after eating pot brownies

I really Fucking love Dusty

Gorn gorn 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:27 slowly communicating in r'lyehian tounge 1:40 he's communicating with cthulhu in r'lyehian tounge

This is a good cartoon for kids. My kids watch it all the time. I know there safe from any kind of obscene behavior, cursing and violence. This is just a safe place for kids since it's a cartoon and it only deals in innocent and none vulgar content.

Hello mr 9 eleven🤣🤣🤣

"Thanks for calling 911."

Hello, mister nine eleven?

Lmao I was laughing so hard when I saw this episode and it makes me laugh to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

chiefs call killed me all the way dead

Is this what I be missing?! XD

0:34 😂

I was starting to Miss this guy 🤣

"wheew he looks crazy" gets me every time lol

😂😂😂😂 favourite episode ever.

Put the music ''Friend Of The Ass'' on the episode 1

He had me 🤣😂 at boop gooop

This is so funny I can't stop. So I'm just gonna have to calm down right now 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣