“You wanna sue Green Peace? Oh I like your style Greg. Who’s next, Save the Children?”

@JenLight

Жыл бұрын

"Cancelling my mom's credit cards" "Great."

The Roman Roy Show

@djcremin2962

Жыл бұрын

Roman the Showman

@8caulfield

11 ай бұрын

He is BACK like a pedo on parole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@-lollipopsunder-7044

10 ай бұрын

With special recurring guests Greg and Tom

@mattdick6167

2 ай бұрын

Literally

Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05. "Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.

@sydneygraham1470

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao I forgot about that one

@kai326

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, pop

@harombee

Жыл бұрын

Just seeing it written made me laugh

@laneythelame

Жыл бұрын

This is one of the most iconic lines of the whole show

My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo “Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead. Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.” 💀 😂

@clarabp2613

6 ай бұрын

The funeral is gold. "Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young ager" And the whole, oh yeah, Mo wasn't his real name. That's more like a nickname. His name was Lester. Like Mo... Lester. Yeah, dad said to never get in the pool with him.

@yemzi8366

Ай бұрын

"lester touched all of us" lmaoo

@manal-op6ic

7 күн бұрын

Lester touched all of us...

Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back?? 2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs" 2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."

@dalaweez

Жыл бұрын

Here Here! Or the time Tom whispers to Greg that Logan died while trying to fish his phone from the toilet? LMSFAO!

@Havyluvsya123

Жыл бұрын

I agree with the last one but the tomlette one is so over quoted I can’t even enjoy it anymore

@romilrh

Жыл бұрын

@@Havyluvsya123 if the greatest song of all time was overplayed on the radio so often that you grew to hate it, it would still be the greatest song of all time 🤷‍♂️

@BatmanHQYT

Жыл бұрын

That Tomlette line is done to death. Funniest quote is "Full disclosure: I am currently having a panic attack."

@Havyluvsya123

Жыл бұрын

@@romilrh that’s based on opinion so I disagree

I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg: "Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the _fuuuuck_ are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"

@zuzubaloo

Жыл бұрын

They don't... pre-poop the bags. It's just a mental barrier.

@ananananabop

Жыл бұрын

His delivery of that line is so funny, Tom reveling in his assholishness

@glitterghost

Жыл бұрын

"why the fuuuuuuughghghck"

@JenLight

Жыл бұрын

Same. The way he says "Why the fuuuuhck" gets me every single time

Caroline telling Shiv it’s not all about her the night before her wedding is top 5 moments in the show for me

"Somebody could fit through that window. a small person, an attack child"

the fact that everyone is contesting which line is best from a number of different episodes is a testament to how funny and well written this show is

When Tom ate Logan’s chicken his reaction is so simple yet Brian’s delivery is sending me everytime “…what the fuck?”

“You are a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king” is my fav! “Hurry up, if Roman marries her, he’ll invade France!” hahahaha!

@erinzimmerman3058

11 ай бұрын

Yes, that's the funniest one from that episode.

the full thirty seconds of describing the wine only to land on "it's not good, the wine, is it shiv." is sending me. peak wambsgambs right there.

@zaidlacksalastname4905

11 ай бұрын

Frrr it's great

@klina7645

11 ай бұрын

That was sad. Kinda summed up their relationship.

Where is Mo's eulogy??, every word that Connor say in that scene is gold.

@Mitchell_E_Underscore

9 ай бұрын

All of us will die one day. In this case, it was Lester who has done so.

@cantevenandrew

2 ай бұрын

And now, his wife is sad.

watching this video you wouldn't know that Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age

Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)

@tupadre6433

11 ай бұрын

I think it's mentioned one more time, when he meets with that guy in Turkey

@klina7645

11 ай бұрын

And Logan replying sarcastically when Roman asks if he's sure "No, you're right, son. I must be confused about which team I rooted for my entire f**king life" 😂

@danielvandam

9 ай бұрын

Lots of things in the show kinda just went nowhere to be honest

i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀

"Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more

@zaidlacksalastname4905

11 ай бұрын

Fr one of my favourite lines

I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list

S02E05 has my favorite Tom quotes: "king of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach" in the middle of the Pierce dinner.

My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."

Respectfully, the line “well, I was once called the cunt of montecristo” from Tom Is the funniest line in the entire show

S1E2 the best line is by Roman to Kendall, "He said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful."

@klina7645

9 ай бұрын

It was a great line, but I doubt Logan would ever say anything just to be nice, especially to his kids. Well, maybe to Shiv when she was little, telling her she looked pretty or something.

Count how many times Roman showed up vs everyone else

@TheEtherny

Жыл бұрын

He's the comic relief character, it's only natural that he shows up in a video about funny quotes

@DPMusicStudio

Жыл бұрын

@@TheEtherny Very true! I first saw him as a tragic character, but he did become more "comic relief" towards the middle seasons... now he's gotten more serious.

@SillyFrenchKing

Жыл бұрын

@@DPMusicStudio like Roman said: ‘’just because I like a joke, doesnt mean i’m a f*cking clown’’

@geneparmesan8748

8 ай бұрын

@@TheEtherny Roman's the comic relief character. Tom's the comic relief character. Greg's the comic relief character. Half the characters in this show are just funny with every line they put out.

@TheEtherny

8 ай бұрын

​@@geneparmesan8748 Greg is the audience, Tom is the underdog

The imaginary cat always gets me

I was absolutely on the edge of my seat as I waited for "ludicrously capacious bag," only to realize that this was posted well before S4 aired.

Logan saying “This is about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” in S2E3 had me in tears,

"Depth? The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" - Tom to Greg in the same roast as when he says nothing is impossible given men have walked on the moon. It's also sadly funny that laying into Greg at the wedding is the most innocently happy shared moment that I can remember between Tom and Shiv, without any hidden agendas.

@danhull4376

11 ай бұрын

I agree with you how about Tom and Shiv. Sad how over four seasons, that maybe the only scene of them in that way.

the wine is a hundred percent a metaphor for Shiv and Tom's relationship ahahaha 🍷

‘The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad’ kills me every time

I wondered why this show was so funny and then saw that one of the producers is Will Ferrell. My favorite line in the show is Tom asking Greg: “Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?”

@cookie4049

Жыл бұрын

My understanding is that Will Ferrell only helped get it funded with his production company. He doesn't have any hand in writing nor filming

@unfgreen

Жыл бұрын

It’s Adam McKay’s comic genius. Same as Vice.

@cookie4049

Жыл бұрын

@@unfgreen I would argue it's Jesse Armstrong more than anyone. He's the creator, showrunner, and has written the most episodes by far.

@JG-ib7xk

Жыл бұрын

He didn't have anything to do with any of the writing

@vineethrao30

Жыл бұрын

​@@cookie4049 yeah this is distinctly the same humour as The Thick Of It. Not the bullshit toilet American humour of will Ferrell

No better line than 'I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic". Even Kendall laughed.

S03E08 - It's a good line, but the winner has to be the one delivered just moments before by Tom. “The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”

Greg apologizing on Tom's behalf "He's had some cocaine tonight" and Tom shushes him, embarrassed 😂.

You know what they say. Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greg’s

i cant believe you didn’t go with “THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD” for sad sack wasp trap

this show is so funny but so sad too

@kaymadd

Жыл бұрын

Eh not sad just chaotic with twisted people I think

Crazy how young Kendall looks in first season 😳

"He is back, he is back, like a pedo on parole." 💀🥴 ~ Romulus

S1E6? "You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus"

20 seconds in and I already object, Rome's "control the narrative" line was pure gold

Roman buying the wrong team is hilarious

6:28 The way the guy's face changes when Tom gets confrontational is hilarious. 😭💀

2:20 “it’s not been the same without you, it’s been better” made me actual lol

The funniest line in “Prague” is easily Roman congratulating Tom for swallowing his own load.

When the guy pats Roman on the back after buying the wrong team is amazing

not a line but roman watching the failed rocket launch in 1x10 is hilarious

I like how you picked some subtle ones that I don't remember that well

We need a version that gives out the bronze, silver, and gold medals.

The venti ayahuasca big gulp is too good

You're missing the "breakdancing through bullets" comment from the panic room episode. Had me in stitches

The line chosen over "Are you asking permission to black mail me?" in S2E4 invalidates this entire affair.

Connor's speech at Mo's funeral is the greatest shit i've seen in my life

"Take me to reason court and f**king sue me!"

low key logan hated roman the most lol

@adoniscreed4031

Жыл бұрын

I had that exact same thought right as I read this comment 😂

@erenkaplan4079

Жыл бұрын

because he is not a serious people

@grantwilliams2650

Жыл бұрын

High key, he beat the fuck out of him

@rhinopatomus

6 ай бұрын

Probably reminded him of himself the most.

Finished watching this series today (9/9/23) have to say that it's one hell of a masterpiece

I really think the whole Hearts Vs Hibs fuck up by Roman is lost on an American audience as to just how bad that is.

I'm trying to strategize, Mom! With you! But you won't strategize!

BOAR ON THE FLOOR

@dg-qn5mi

Жыл бұрын

ICONIC 😂

0308 cut early- best line is Tom : "if Roman marries her he ll invade france!"

im sorry the funniest line in safe room is definitely “greg this is the safe room!” “wh- how is it safe! it’s just a room!!!”

“Roman, when you laugh do so at same volume as everyone else, we didn’t get you from a hyena farm” I died when Logan said that in front of everyone. LOL

“I hate to be a party pooper… but I have poop”.

okay now do another but it’s only roman’s funniest lines and another one for tom and greg

“just a tip” but for like killing dad 💀💀

So many funny lines too from Karl, Frank, Hugo and Gerri

3:59 this beat karl calmly having a panic attack???

My favourite will always be when the raccoons died in the chimney, and Logan says "What's that smell? It's like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie!" Completely caught me off guard, almost choked on a drink.

Great compilation. Thank you for putting that together

this video was perfect. this was such a brilliantly acted and written show. absolute perfect casting.

Great video. I am saddened by the lack of "an attack child," but it's understandable since there are too many great lines in every episode.

2x10 had to be “if it is to be said, so it be.. so it is”

Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age

Shiv and Tom discussing the wine is 👌

It’s not supposed to be a joke but I laughed so hard with the “IM THE ELDEST SON” line in S03E09

@supremefandom6970

10 ай бұрын

It is supposed to be

"YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF DALMATIANS, SOMEWHERE... HOWLING..."

Have to admit I love Roman and Shiv. Shiv's treatment of clients is wickid and Roman is hilarious.

"I apologize if my bell summoned you".

This was great.

"OH, LOOK, DAD BOUGHT A TOMB THAT'S LIKE HALF HITLER AND HALF LIBERACE..."

I feel like tom actually has all the funniest ines

Not the posters fault, because there are too many moments from each episode. Calamari Cockring

Hey, baby, how about this for the eulogy? "Lester touched all of us."

someone’s a Romulus fan

Классный канал, от подачи не устаёшь

the fact that most of them are roman say a lot about why he's my favorite

@nancyleedunn

Жыл бұрын

Ugh. I have despised him since S1E1 when he taunted that poor kid with a million dollars. He is a sociopath, the most like his father in that. I never got past that.

I am so happy the "Mein Kampf eastereggs" line is in this.

LOVE how most involve either Roman or Tom lmao

Kendall’s rap deserves to be on here

‘He is back like a pedo on parole’

Conner roy was interested in politics from a very young age

When Tom is saying “news” it reminds me of Steve Carrell’s bloopers in Bruce Almighty. NEWS

Tom and greg "we hear for you"

The hyena farm one

Please put up a part two 👍🏾

“British surgeon snipped it off.. it’s dry”

Its not floral, its not suggary or vegetal... its quite agricultural. Its not very nice, is it

The worrying thing is there's probably so many football club owners like Roman. 😂

Why not we put a man on the moon lol

Quite possibly the best line ever. “I’m Hibs”

Before watching: It’s just gonna be Roman, Tom and Greg, isn’t it? After watching: It’s just Roman, Tom and Greg.