Great delivery of a great joke!

Mike Conners was a Straight Up "Class Act" He had Something So Few Hollywood Folks Have. CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!

@fh346

4 жыл бұрын

@MMD 1 Indeed!! You're So Correct.😉

Good actor, Mike Connors. Good storyteller, too!

@captainkangaroo4301

8 ай бұрын

Good basketball player too. Attended UCLA on a BB scholarship and was on one of the great John Wooden’s earliest teams.

My husband loves the show Mannix. He watches repeats at 2:00AM. When we got our shelter dog 10 months ago we named him Mannix.

That’s a classic and he told it well.

The cool thing is Mannix starts in 16 minutes...2am on MeTV. I'll be watching..Love Joe Mannix..

Any show with Mike Connors is always a reason to watch.

Mike was something rare in Hollywood a real nice guy

@davidmitchell6873

Жыл бұрын

Because you know so many people in Hollywood.

Delivered the joke well. Mike Connors was cool... loved Mannix. First watched it when I was a teen.

One of the more PRICELESS jokes I heard from my grandfather before he made that giant leap into the great beyond. I still enjoy the one Norm MacDonald tells about the moth flying into a barbershop looking for a shot and a beer. The barber quickly tells the moth, " this is a barbershop, NOT A BAR, why'd ya fly in here?" The moth said; " Well, the light was on ..." Now, I know this isn't how Norm tells it, but ya get the point, RIGHT???

Loved Mike Connors as Mannix! ♥️

Just brilliant

Best one I've heard so far, even if last line reminded me I had heard it before.

That’s my favorite joke, too!

A good; Clean; joke 😂🖤🤭🤣 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That was really good. His voice is influential too

coolest guy to grace TV. Old touch conners hell yeah!

RIP Mike Connors, one of my favorites of all time...

now that was funny ! Mannix was a hell of a show !

Mannix - love that show - who knew he could tell a joke!!! (Y)

RIP MIKE CONNORS AKA MANNIX.

Mike Connors is one of the sexiest men I have ever seen. I was in love with him when when I was 12, and now as an older woman I can still see why!

@stevek8318

3 жыл бұрын

And why is that mom?

@lisajouet4943

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevek8318 hahaha--dark and handsome

@caesarfiorini

Ай бұрын

down, girl, down........

That was a good one.

That is a good one ☺️

Loved Mannix

It might interest you to know, these many years later, that this was used in teaching tradecraft, at the CIA and in Special Forces where it was generally referred to as "Grandmother on the roof"

He is a good storyteller. My favorite joke is when the guy calls the doctor on the cellphone after a hunting accident. "My friend died. What should I do?" The doctor "First, you have to make sure he is dead..." "Fine", interrupted the man. After a few seconds the doctor hear "Bang...bang.... What is next?"

@irish66

2 жыл бұрын

lol

This joke was said by a NASA Pilot in a brilliant 70s movie called Capricorn One,

Mike could have been a comedian. Great delivery.

Loved him. Can't believe he lived so long and healthy smoking cigarettes but I'm glad he did.

@crystalbutterfly4812

2 жыл бұрын

yea was thinking of the dame thing

Great guy!!!!!

I love this joke Mr. Mannix...and thanks to Bob Newhart for telling it first. You go Mike!

@joenavanodo3780

3 жыл бұрын

He was Armenian... a great race of man ...

@petehenry7878

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Newhart is where he heard it.

@dougrudolph4744

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I'd heard it and can see/hear Bob now. Thanks. Details that stick, amirite?

@DanBriggs3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@dougrudolph4744 They sure do!

Moral of the story never let a man named Bill watch your cat.

The first joke that comes to my mind when I'm about to tell a joke! This is the joke I enjoy telling others! THANKS SO MUCH! XD

May you forever Rest In Peace 🙏 Krekor Ohanian, it's pretty cool to be sharing the same last name with Krekor Ohanian. ✌

@commentatron

4 жыл бұрын

But, do you drink tiny cups of very strong coffee?

Very nice joke. Mike Connors, still alive, and i`m talking 23-10-2016.

@GaryPq

7 жыл бұрын

RIP Mike Connors. 26-1-2017.

I thought for years that Mike Connors was Irish.

Quite good!

That's a good one! 😎👍

The late Mike Connors.God bless his dear memory.A pretty Armenian American,born Michael Ohanian.

@randyedward1

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, Krekor Ohanian. Had Kirk as a nickname.

really funny!!

So his mother thought she was a cat -- obviously dementia.

That is funny right there

Mike Connors smoked, drank and so on and still he's alive at 90+ years old (2016).

@alcd6333

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry to say he passed on. But yeah - to smoke, drink, and so on and make it to 90+ is an achievement. I'll miss "Joe Mannix"

@-cosmicrogue-

6 жыл бұрын

The man must have had great genes.

@mathieutallard6328

6 жыл бұрын

Same as many people. Medias are full of propagandas

@commentatron

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Ross Perhaps you should stick to painting happy little trees and leave medicine to the experts, yes? www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health-topics/smoking-and-your-heart#:~:text=The%20chemicals%20in%20tobacco%20smoke,builds%20up%20in%20the%20arteries.

@joenavanodo3780

3 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross , But that hair, was that real, anyway, what a man , what a way to be a man. Hollywood, but he did seem like the real thing.

“I can’t even go on vacation for a few days without everything going down the toilet.”

A relative of this joke where a guy in an apartment gets a telegram delivered, but before he reads it, tells the delivery boy. "Aren't you guys the singing telegram people? Can't you find it in you to sing it for me? Go outside, knock, come in and try it again." Guy goes out, knocks, comes in after hearing "enter" then clicks his heels together and sings, " Dada da dat da da! Your sister Rose is dead."

Um cara viajou para Europa e deixou seu gato de estimação com um amigo com todas instruções possíveis. Um dia na Europa amigo liga e sem cerimônia diz: "Seu gato morreu". E o dono do gato furioso explicou que não se pode dar uma notícias dessas assim. Deveria mandar um telegrama dizendo "seu gato está no telhado" e depois um outro telegrama dizendo "Seu gato caiu do telhado" e depois outro "Seu gato foi para o hospital e para finalmente mandar o último telegrama dizendo "seu gato morreu". Duas semanas depois ele recebeu um telegrama na Europa dizendo: "Sua mãe está no telhado".

that's actually funny..!

Love watching me some Mannix with Mike Connors and his secretary Peggy!!!!!!!! Gail Fisher..... Love that show as a kid and still do!!!!!!!😄

@RealClassics277

3 жыл бұрын

If you liked him him in Mannix you might be interested to know he was in a series before that called Tightrope! In it he played a undercover cop.

AHA! Mike Conners was a Two Ronnies fan.

It would be better if it was his favorite houseplant..Removes the pathos makes it funnier.

That’s a old Henny Youngman joke.

😄

Funny! RIP

:D

There's a funnier way to tell this joke and it has a more nuanced punch line: "Two brothers grew up on the west coast and one moved to the east coast. They called each other frequently. They had a cat that stayed with the west coast brother but both dearly loved the cat. One day, the west coast brother calls the east coast one and says, "Our cat Fluffy died." The east coast brother falls apart and says, "How could you just blurt out horrible news like that. You knew I loved that cat." West coast brother asks, "What should I have done". East coast brother says, "Well, you could ease into with a story. Like saying that the cat was up on the roof and we couldn't get it down. We called the fire department. They had the cat but coming down the ladder it slipped away and fell. They tried to save it. But sadly, Fluffy expired." The west coast brother says OK to that and the east coast brother asks, "By the way, how's mom?" West coast brother, "Mom's up on the roof and we can't get her down."

@TimothyGowers0

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer Mike Connors's version.

For what POSSIBLE logical reason did he change his birth name?!

lNow we would tell it and say he sent a text or an email.

Sooo.....Sam's mother was a cat? I don't get it.

@robertbernstein4488

4 жыл бұрын

Craig L Breaking it to him gently, Sam’s mother done died‼️

I wonder what Mike Conners died of......(got a light?)

@joenavanodo3780

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel shoop : Actually, he fell off the roof...

@danielshoop8084

3 жыл бұрын

@@joenavanodo3780 Ouch!

@patsvideos4471

7 ай бұрын

He died from Leukemia

@patsvideos4471

7 ай бұрын

​@@joenavanodo3780🤣🤣🤣

It was funny, but Sherman Helmsley's was a lot funnier

I heard Rosie O Donnell tell that one on "Gimme a break".

That was probably funny when the jewish comedian told it to him.

When comedy was actually comedy and not political hate. Sad, boring and depressing when leftists take over.

Great actor. Lame joke.

Crap

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Lame

Not funny.

Not funny at all.