Two guys walked into a bar... you would think the second one would have seen it.

@jeffyoung3635

Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna use the shit out of that one! thank you

@mydroidx2

8 ай бұрын

I feel dumb it took so long to get this one…😂

So when does a joke become a dad joke you ask? When it's apparent...

hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? pretty nuts, right?

the "what an ass" was my favorite

Adding on to the keyboard factory joke: "It's ok though, I was looking for a way to escape...I really needed space.

You could be American after you're done going to the bathroom...but you could also be Finnish. 😂

@alenahawke475

9 ай бұрын

Or if you are in a hurry....your Russian... in

@rinsedpie

7 ай бұрын

Good one

@rinsedpie

7 ай бұрын

​@@alenahawke475wow these people are on fire tonight

@robertfleming387

6 ай бұрын

😂😂👍

“they even changed the caps locks on me” at least you got an escape from there

Left on guys!!!

The bold guys joke is always funny and underrated

My wife said I should be more in tune with my feminine side. So I crashed the car

@alex_saint-matthews

Жыл бұрын

-then I spent the rest of the day ignoring her for no reason.

@jariz26

Жыл бұрын

And then blamed the stop sign to be at the wrong spot

Great highlight reel👍

They r casually drinking as they speak without a care in the world 😂😂😂😂

Love these guys😅

What are you when you’re heading to the bathroom? Russian.

Love it!

This is my absolute favorite KZread channel!

Best joke “ I haven’t spoken to my wife in 7 years…. Had to wait for her to stop speaking “

@tinbanger66

10 ай бұрын

It's rude to interrupt. Better luck next year.

On the couch, watching TV with girlfriend an AT&T commercial come on, I cried inconsolably. I had nobody to talk to about it.

2 men in my church love these guys Thats were they get their dumb jokes

When watching these jokers, I have to keep a bunch of tissues near me-I laugh so hard the tears flow.😂😂😂

I had to take a break 2 mins into it couldn't breathe anymore...

In the old folks home they give the men Viagra ........... to stop them rolling out of bed .

@jeffdahlgren9816

10 ай бұрын

I guess they need it to keep them straight

i like the beavis and butthead laugh

@alex_saint-matthews

Жыл бұрын

Found at 1:43

I was laughing so hard, I had to stop about halfway through the video to catch my breath. I'll have to watch the rest later........

Jesus walked with a gait!

If you drop a penny and it rolls out of sight there's an easy way to find it, just follow the scent

@j_b6735

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

VIAGRA!!! Fun-E!!!

I asked my wife to go get coffee for us. She returned home with 3 coffees. I thought to myself, hmmm, that’s odd. … Now stare at the cloudy sky with your sunglasses on and holding your fresh cuppa snow and wonder to yourself if that was funny. 😂

I watched Coming to America. It was over when I crossed the border.

Lol was in Navy...called a beer "what" beer. So when asked is that beer i smell i said what beer?

My new favorite channel!!!

2:05 they just need some space you know

If you lived in Crete but don't any longer are you now excretion?

Two wrongs make a left

@georgewood7381

Жыл бұрын

2 wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do.

1.43 bevis and butthead moment.

@alex_saint-matthews

Жыл бұрын

1:43

going straight to the dating apps...!!

@MrBlubb80

9 ай бұрын

Stop dating apps, date real people instead ;)

If a bird makes bird turds, and a mouse makes mouse turds, what does a bass make?

No, no…the guy is Russian as he enters the bathroom, European while inside and Finnish when he leaves.

@MrBlubb80

9 ай бұрын

And when Hungry have a Turkey…

I had to find a new masseuse. My kneads weren't getting met.

Dad jokes are corny. These are clever!

Just FYI regarding trying archery blindfolded: there is a division in World Archery for vision-impaired archers, and in competition they wear a blindfold. In case anyone is wondering, I took no offence at the joke.

@chroniclejim5073

9 ай бұрын

Good for you fun sponge.

@ourhome2997

9 ай бұрын

I don't see the point

@robertfleming387

6 ай бұрын

No one asked if you were...fyi😏

I had an argument with my wife the other day. I said 2+2=4. She said 2+2=5. Turns out I was wrong.

@bsw051

Жыл бұрын

She must be a Democrat

@thelonesomefisherman7425

Жыл бұрын

@@bsw051 It's a joke. Besides, my actual wife died from cancer in 2004. So I couldn't have an argument with her. Why must you bring politics into this? Post that crap on a video about politics and not on a humor video.

@miloradowicz

Жыл бұрын

Care to explain?

@tvtitlechampion3238

Жыл бұрын

@@thelonesomefisherman7425 that's the problem with people who post this kind of crap: they do think its funny. It's just sad, bitter, and hollow, utterly devoid of mirth.

@thelonesomefisherman7425

Жыл бұрын

@@tvtitlechampion3238 You said it better than I could. Thank you.

One word.. SAFEWAY.....SAFE....WAY.......Take theS out of SAFE and the letter F out of WAY.....what's that leave you?

To funny

@handymike77

Жыл бұрын

No you're Russin when you go into the bathroom

@LastEarBender

Жыл бұрын

@@handymike77 and you're Finnish when you leave

The European joke is sooooo old…but the rest are good🤣

@sourisvoleur4854

Жыл бұрын

Some people may think you're wrong, but urine the right.

@Lilliancooks

Жыл бұрын

@@sourisvoleur4854 yes, but it’s best to go with the “flow”🤣

My town was so small, the ICU was the local strip club.

I've seen more joy at a burial. I just wonder, are on a floating raft in middle of the lake?

0:17 - OMFG! You're ALL wrong! The jokes goes: Q: You're Russian when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out. What are you in between? A: European

Not the best channel to watch when people are sleeping.

Still dont get the "miss steaks" punchline....🤔

Guy in the pink shirtis hot!!!

You told the bathroom one wrong. What nationality are you on your way to the bathroom? Russian. What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom? European. What nationality are you when you leave the bathroom? Finish.

your Russian into the bathroom and your Roman on out what where you while u were in there? European

Europooin... Diarrhea joke is old