Friday Favorites~Best Dad Jokes

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  • @xtina1610
    @xtina1610 Жыл бұрын

    I am enjoying these way more than I should.

  • @jessicabaker1274

    @jessicabaker1274

    Жыл бұрын

    Meeee toooo 😁

  • @valiantwarrior4517
    @valiantwarrior4517 Жыл бұрын

    Man, once you get the giggles, everything makes you laugh. And it’s contagious. Frickin love it. Thanks for the video:

  • @jackdeth37
    @jackdeth37 Жыл бұрын

    As a father I firmly believe that without our jokes the world would be a lot more boring. Thanks guys for your continued humor!

  • @johnskogman5623
    @johnskogman5623 Жыл бұрын

    Love looking up the shorts.

  • @musicoldies83

    @musicoldies83

    9 ай бұрын

    You get caught and that's a first-degree misdemeanor charge.

  • @hummervs3278
    @hummervs32783 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU GUY! Simple humor helps so many people like myself. Apparently not my wife, but batting .500

  • @FisherBRD
    @FisherBRD Жыл бұрын

    I wish you would show you guys messing up or laughing more often. Makes it so funny! Love your content, keep up the great work!

  • @Rach-

    @Rach-

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree it makes it more human

  • @musicoldies83
    @musicoldies839 ай бұрын

    During this past baseball season I travelled to Oakland to attend an Athletics' game, and was hugely impressed by the large number of fans in the stadium who were enthusiastic business investment professionals. Throughout the entire contest, they all kept screaming chants of "SELL THE TEAM!, SELL THE TEAM!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jond2020
    @jond2020 Жыл бұрын

    Enjoying this on Father's Day...while my wife and kid sleep...while pooping. Perfectly balanced, as things should be.

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 Жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂 Have seen your videos so many times now and even your jokes I’ve heard you do before I still find them hilarious. You fellas are absolute legends. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @genepatterson4375
    @genepatterson4375 Жыл бұрын

    I actually look forward to these, your creative wit is awesome!

  • @scottwalker8869
    @scottwalker8869 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome Friday jokes as always. Was great meeting you today. Can’t wait to get a copy of the book

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 Жыл бұрын

    Love this channel. Good ol' fashioned clean jokes.

  • @laxhappy7966
    @laxhappy79662 күн бұрын

    i love these

  • @marcysmith2851
    @marcysmith28518 ай бұрын

    Such good ones!!!!!!!

  • @thefarmingnurse
    @thefarmingnurse Жыл бұрын

    Happy Father’s Day everyone!

  • @dabarou
    @dabarou Жыл бұрын

    My son literally woke me up at 2 am a couple of nights ago because his sock came off. That one hurts so much.

  • @mr.misterbates8689
    @mr.misterbates8689 Жыл бұрын

    I think it would be hilarious to try to sit with you guys and have beers! 😂😂😂 But I don’t drink.

  • @paaao

    @paaao

    Жыл бұрын

    I only drink occasionally. (It's a new beer. %9 abv) I discovered it watching this channel

  • @etherealcereal4424
    @etherealcereal4424 Жыл бұрын

    I was annoyed to see that the price to fill my car tire was bumped up from $1.50 to $2.00. I guess that's just the cost of inflation for you.

  • @Sam_80
    @Sam_80 Жыл бұрын

    She's 100,000 miles away

  • @valiantwarrior4517

    @valiantwarrior4517

    Жыл бұрын

    Very close to it! 🙌🏻 10 miles per day = 3,650 miles per year(3,660 on leap years). 3,650 x 27 years = 98,550. Plus 60-70 miles for leap years. But I have a feeling grandma threw in a few extra to hit that big 100K. Given that the earth’s circumference os about 24,855 miles, she could have travelled around the earth and returned fairly close to her starting place. Of course, she may have backtracked, so she could be anywhere. 😂🙈 Sorry, I think too much.

  • @dmed312

    @dmed312

    Жыл бұрын

    @@valiantwarrior4517 Wouldn't it be easier to assume each year has 365.25 days? So, 10 miles per day = 3,652.5 miles per year. So, 3652.5 x 27 years = 98,617.5 miles. Assuming these dads are in Lake Tahoe, NV, the walk path to cover the most miles in one direction would be to the southern tip of South America, 9000 miles.

  • @valiantwarrior4517

    @valiantwarrior4517

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dmed312 Easier mathematically, perhaps. But Grandma technically couldn’t walk on ¼ of a day. So those extra days can only be counted every 4 years, and we don’t know exactly how many of those the 27 years included. At least 6, but I think a 50% chance there were 7.

  • @UV0023
    @UV0023 Жыл бұрын

    The "All Right" joke is the best 😅

  • @rooster_games
    @rooster_games Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @lesterstone8595
    @lesterstone8595 Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @goldpop5001
    @goldpop5001 Жыл бұрын

    One guy got married twice, that's why its an odd number.....I guess....or?

  • @robfriedrich2822

    @robfriedrich2822

    10 ай бұрын

    I know, Americans have sometimes strange names, but who calls his daughter Twice? Sorry, but I'm not an naive speaker...

  • @conservativemetal8552
    @conservativemetal8552 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome jokes, as usual. I didn’t get the GPS joke. Some help please.

  • @craigbutler8092

    @craigbutler8092

    Жыл бұрын

    Guessing it implies he was driving a vehicle (as one possibility) and using GPS for navigation, and turned his head/body around instead of the vehicle.

  • @conservativemetal8552

    @conservativemetal8552

    Жыл бұрын

    @@craigbutler8092 thanks, now it makes sense.

  • @jamiemeyer8289
    @jamiemeyer82895 ай бұрын

    I don't not see a decimal point within 65,454,957

  • @johnhall5660
    @johnhall5660 Жыл бұрын

    And the current mental health problem is you can use as a A cudgel against the establishment the squares and they're using children as cannon father with no regard for their long term health or happiness. This is sick well done young man

  • @joeheid2776
    @joeheid2776 Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately I've seen in a couple places where somebody married themselves. So that makes the odd number possible. 🙄🥴

  • @MrTruckerf

    @MrTruckerf

    Жыл бұрын

    A man who loves himself has NO competition.