I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned my self around.
@StepUPNJ Жыл бұрын
2 silkworms were in a race.. They ended up in a tie
@robertcook2771 Жыл бұрын
I now know middle age has arrived as I laughed at nearly all of these.... Thanks Logan, now working on my mid-life crisis!
@jasonlowman6021 Жыл бұрын
I saw an ad for Alzheimer's anonymous... Whos gonna remember to go to that.
@fattymcbastard6536 Жыл бұрын
I entered a pun competition last week. I submitted ten puns in hopes that one would win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
Respect. Noble effort. :-)
@marcysmith2851
9 ай бұрын
Awesome!!
@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын
I told my girlfriend that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
@Dream-li4qu Жыл бұрын
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa… Not like the other people in the car.
@TheRadFactor
Жыл бұрын
lol
@pegtop5455
Жыл бұрын
Split a gut on that one.
@kmorris180 Жыл бұрын
And that's how you get me to subscribe. Clean humor that's truly funny.
@dontuno Жыл бұрын
These are just as good as watching cat videos and always give me a laugh.
@mattf2545 Жыл бұрын
These are so underrated. 🍻
@PrajwalNayak-so5uv3 ай бұрын
1:28 First time I saw him laugh 😂😂
@CallmeA_B Жыл бұрын
The balance one got me 🤭🤫☕️😐
@loyevangelists Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the kidnapping? It went on for hours and then they woke up
@rema_1729 Жыл бұрын
Love love love keep em coming guys!!!!❤️🌹
@myang1933 Жыл бұрын
Can't C in the dark... Resisting a rest. Lol
@amla214 Жыл бұрын
Honey nut Cheerio Killed me
@saphter6440 Жыл бұрын
Why are these actually so good?
@misterflibble6601
Жыл бұрын
It's the deadpan delivery that does it for me
@silvanobaits8917
Жыл бұрын
It’s because we have reached the pinnacle of awareness!! Lmao
@Alex-uv9mh Жыл бұрын
March first. Just genius.
@leebarker539 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to be a part of the next in this series. So I said, "Siri, find me the closest dock!" and she said, "Maybe a PA at the ER would be good enough?"
@cynthiawadeson8843
Жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@gaganpassi8864 Жыл бұрын
That bald man is awesome 😂😂😂
@MambzTheRocket Жыл бұрын
aw man, the 'honey nut cheerio' slayed me!
@lighthouseproduction4807
Жыл бұрын
can someone explain it ?) English is not my first nor second language ) but i get 80% of the jokes
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
I hear ya! one of best ever.
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
@@lighthouseproduction4807 Ok I will try. Male bee mates with honey=queen, gets a nut, then dies. Cheerio=goodbye. Darn glad we aren`t bees huh??
@a-bis-zett
4 ай бұрын
@@robertdoble7665 thanks! No native speaker either
@captainjack2023 Жыл бұрын
Got a great deal ordering a new window online but when it arrived it was in a thousand tiny glass pieces with instructions that said "Assembly required". What a pane.
@cookiedad6056 Жыл бұрын
There is a lot of wisdom in these vids
@williamtravis3949 Жыл бұрын
That one dude could pass as Ryan Reynolds
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 Жыл бұрын
If a child refuses to take a nap, are they resisting arrest?
@kieronmcbrearty5068 Жыл бұрын
I bought myself a book on how to improve youre memory....now where did I put it
@grouchomarxist666 Жыл бұрын
The wife and I had dinner at that new restaurant in the Moon. Great food. No atmosphere.
@slotfreak7094 Жыл бұрын
Totally sophomoric, just the way I love it.
@fabbrika82 Жыл бұрын
Great humor, I love it!😊
@jamesparker5522 Жыл бұрын
These guys are great. We need a lot more of good humor short videos. It's hard to stomach some of the crap on KZread
@cjfinetune5125 Жыл бұрын
My dog ate a quarter, I took him to a vet but no change yet.
@phillipflute2368 Жыл бұрын
What did the mermaid wear for her math class ?? An algae-bra *Look at nothing and take a sip*
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
That’s a good one🤣🤣🤣
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
L😎L
@kieronmcbrearty5068 Жыл бұрын
tOMMY cOOPER WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE 2
@HeartOfLightning9 ай бұрын
2:12 a common misconception: they're actually over-koalified.
@tipigi3570 Жыл бұрын
I've been learning sign language... it's pretty handy. I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is a big plus. I don't trust acupuncturists... they're back stabbers.
@heliofaros1344
Жыл бұрын
They aren't great with grammar but at least they get their punctuation right
@cobble40 Жыл бұрын
Dog bowl and microbiologist ☠️☠️☠️
@marcysmith28519 ай бұрын
I’m catching on way faster now, after watching you guys so many times 😂😂
@frankstallon7679
9 ай бұрын
Exercise for the brain.
@spaztekwarrior Жыл бұрын
A perfect stranger came up to me and said he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.
@jacksonmehoff4963 Жыл бұрын
Dogs cannot operate a digital scanner. But catscan
@DockTok
Жыл бұрын
thats great!! haha
@jacksonmehoff4963
Жыл бұрын
@@DockTok thanks Saw it online on a post of some guys business sign by the road.
@patrykdolega Жыл бұрын
Love that tash
@paradisefalls37 Жыл бұрын
In the hospital dogs are not allowed in the CT area……but CATscan
@traptnadream6995
Жыл бұрын
I'm using this one this week when I go for my pet scan. Lol
@chrisclick433 Жыл бұрын
good stuff
@Metalheadmike1211 Жыл бұрын
I parked my car in a tow away zone When I came back the whole area was gone
@butchmohican8755
10 ай бұрын
That’s the best one.
@James-gn6ru5 ай бұрын
Good scenery
@DanielFrost79 Жыл бұрын
Omg. 🤣
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 Жыл бұрын
What do gay horses say when they see food? "hheeeyyyy."
@justicegusting2476 Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the constipated Certified Public Accountant? He penciled it out.
@sofakingj5498 Жыл бұрын
the ketchup on the list went right over my head …. im upset
@tipigi3570
Жыл бұрын
If you still haven't gotten it... he can't read the list because he literally put ketchup on it.
@sofakingj5498
Жыл бұрын
@@tipigi3570 i understood it later on 🙂
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
@@sofakingj5498 Who are you tRump?
@petemavus2948
4 ай бұрын
@@eyedentity66 We don't read propaganda and alternative facts we're busy accomplishing things. You and the GQP maga extremists should try it.
@a-bis-zett4 ай бұрын
In the old days, Lech Wałęsa visited the Queen. After struggling to talk for a while, he says "I´m sorry, Your Majesty, I have to polish my English." "Oh no", she says stiffly, "I think your English is Polish enough."
@darkeyez1630 Жыл бұрын
I took my truck out for drinks last night. I got here a lite sweet oil. She cursed at me and demanded that I never buy her that diet s*** again.
@michaelk2276 Жыл бұрын
Canada!
@DockTok Жыл бұрын
Tell me your favorite to get it featured on the Dock!
@hiih2565
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A Bagel
@paradisefalls37
Жыл бұрын
My doctor just diagnosed me with diverticulitis……………. Its weird ..I’ve never scuba dived before
@rebekahwilson94
Жыл бұрын
Do you know the tallest building in New York? It's the library....because it has the most stories.
@rebekahwilson94
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 14 feet? But most of them have 4....
@joshpetkash5803
Жыл бұрын
What did the nun say when she saw the church was on fire? Holy smokes!
@kadarijackson4826 Жыл бұрын
Seems these guys may be fans of the show Letterkenny lol
@silvanobaits8917 Жыл бұрын
If you throw NaCl on someone is it a salt?
@abcnz1
8 ай бұрын
No, it's insult😁
@g-unitsoldier6107 Жыл бұрын
2:55 to 3:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gunner- Жыл бұрын
Got to be Jim thome
@ghassanalfarra8935 Жыл бұрын
46 y.o and I really love these jokes, they make me giggle from the inside. 😁 But I really don't understand the one about the dog who ate scrabble tiles taken to the vet yet still no word from him .. I've heard it many times both here and on shorts, yet I still don't get it 🤔
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
So you crapped out?
@rivercrimea4849
Жыл бұрын
Presumably, the tiles will eventually come out in the dog's poop. If they come out in the right order, they will form a word, but... no word yet.
@ghassanalfarra8935
Жыл бұрын
@@rivercrimea4849Thank you! 😅 Now I get it .. "Scrabble" .. now it makes sense It's been soo many years since I've played scrabble I honestly forgot what it was 😑
@Lilliancooks Жыл бұрын
Watch the office🤣🤣🤣
@2.10_yt Жыл бұрын
Someone please explain the Logan Joke I couldn't understand
@caseyhill7419
Жыл бұрын
Logan thought his wife was calling him Max.
@2.10_yt
Жыл бұрын
@@caseyhill7419 omg 😂😂 Thanks Man
@Thirdbase97 ай бұрын
What word starts with an E and ends with an E, but has only one letter? "I"
@rrostoyarik8579 Жыл бұрын
Didn't get envelope 1 letter joke - explain plz
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
Begins with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it because the envelope holds one letter.
@brianwade4179 Жыл бұрын
Explain 1:06 please?
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
He thinks she likes his small piece 🤣
@1airportsignguy119 Жыл бұрын
Why? This is why.
@stefanhultgren9219 Жыл бұрын
where do all the esimoes go for vacation ? Burrrrma
Пікірлер: 134
This is basically why the internet was created…..
@rasifnur
Жыл бұрын
Many men many mind
@khaoticpenguin3945
Жыл бұрын
I concur.
@CountSmackula333
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. We've reached the pinnacle
@littlelouElise
Жыл бұрын
😂
@BoneyRasputin
Жыл бұрын
@T Raybern definitely
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned my self around.
2 silkworms were in a race.. They ended up in a tie
I now know middle age has arrived as I laughed at nearly all of these.... Thanks Logan, now working on my mid-life crisis!
I saw an ad for Alzheimer's anonymous... Whos gonna remember to go to that.
I entered a pun competition last week. I submitted ten puns in hopes that one would win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
Respect. Noble effort. :-)
@marcysmith2851
9 ай бұрын
Awesome!!
I told my girlfriend that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa… Not like the other people in the car.
@TheRadFactor
Жыл бұрын
lol
@pegtop5455
Жыл бұрын
Split a gut on that one.
And that's how you get me to subscribe. Clean humor that's truly funny.
These are just as good as watching cat videos and always give me a laugh.
These are so underrated. 🍻
1:28 First time I saw him laugh 😂😂
The balance one got me 🤭🤫☕️😐
Did you hear about the kidnapping? It went on for hours and then they woke up
Love love love keep em coming guys!!!!❤️🌹
Can't C in the dark... Resisting a rest. Lol
Honey nut Cheerio Killed me
Why are these actually so good?
@misterflibble6601
Жыл бұрын
It's the deadpan delivery that does it for me
@silvanobaits8917
Жыл бұрын
It’s because we have reached the pinnacle of awareness!! Lmao
March first. Just genius.
I'd like to be a part of the next in this series. So I said, "Siri, find me the closest dock!" and she said, "Maybe a PA at the ER would be good enough?"
@cynthiawadeson8843
Жыл бұрын
Excellent!
That bald man is awesome 😂😂😂
aw man, the 'honey nut cheerio' slayed me!
@lighthouseproduction4807
Жыл бұрын
can someone explain it ?) English is not my first nor second language ) but i get 80% of the jokes
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
I hear ya! one of best ever.
@robertdoble7665
10 ай бұрын
@@lighthouseproduction4807 Ok I will try. Male bee mates with honey=queen, gets a nut, then dies. Cheerio=goodbye. Darn glad we aren`t bees huh??
@a-bis-zett
4 ай бұрын
@@robertdoble7665 thanks! No native speaker either
Got a great deal ordering a new window online but when it arrived it was in a thousand tiny glass pieces with instructions that said "Assembly required". What a pane.
There is a lot of wisdom in these vids
That one dude could pass as Ryan Reynolds
If a child refuses to take a nap, are they resisting arrest?
I bought myself a book on how to improve youre memory....now where did I put it
The wife and I had dinner at that new restaurant in the Moon. Great food. No atmosphere.
Totally sophomoric, just the way I love it.
Great humor, I love it!😊
These guys are great. We need a lot more of good humor short videos. It's hard to stomach some of the crap on KZread
My dog ate a quarter, I took him to a vet but no change yet.
What did the mermaid wear for her math class ?? An algae-bra *Look at nothing and take a sip*
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
That’s a good one🤣🤣🤣
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
L😎L
tOMMY cOOPER WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE 2
2:12 a common misconception: they're actually over-koalified.
I've been learning sign language... it's pretty handy. I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is a big plus. I don't trust acupuncturists... they're back stabbers.
@heliofaros1344
Жыл бұрын
They aren't great with grammar but at least they get their punctuation right
Dog bowl and microbiologist ☠️☠️☠️
I’m catching on way faster now, after watching you guys so many times 😂😂
@frankstallon7679
9 ай бұрын
Exercise for the brain.
A perfect stranger came up to me and said he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.
Dogs cannot operate a digital scanner. But catscan
@DockTok
Жыл бұрын
thats great!! haha
@jacksonmehoff4963
Жыл бұрын
@@DockTok thanks Saw it online on a post of some guys business sign by the road.
Love that tash
In the hospital dogs are not allowed in the CT area……but CATscan
@traptnadream6995
Жыл бұрын
I'm using this one this week when I go for my pet scan. Lol
good stuff
I parked my car in a tow away zone When I came back the whole area was gone
@butchmohican8755
10 ай бұрын
That’s the best one.
Good scenery
Omg. 🤣
What do gay horses say when they see food? "hheeeyyyy."
Did you hear about the constipated Certified Public Accountant? He penciled it out.
the ketchup on the list went right over my head …. im upset
@tipigi3570
Жыл бұрын
If you still haven't gotten it... he can't read the list because he literally put ketchup on it.
@sofakingj5498
Жыл бұрын
@@tipigi3570 i understood it later on 🙂
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
@@sofakingj5498 Who are you tRump?
@petemavus2948
4 ай бұрын
@@eyedentity66 We don't read propaganda and alternative facts we're busy accomplishing things. You and the GQP maga extremists should try it.
In the old days, Lech Wałęsa visited the Queen. After struggling to talk for a while, he says "I´m sorry, Your Majesty, I have to polish my English." "Oh no", she says stiffly, "I think your English is Polish enough."
I took my truck out for drinks last night. I got here a lite sweet oil. She cursed at me and demanded that I never buy her that diet s*** again.
Canada!
Tell me your favorite to get it featured on the Dock!
@hiih2565
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A Bagel
@paradisefalls37
Жыл бұрын
My doctor just diagnosed me with diverticulitis……………. Its weird ..I’ve never scuba dived before
@rebekahwilson94
Жыл бұрын
Do you know the tallest building in New York? It's the library....because it has the most stories.
@rebekahwilson94
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 14 feet? But most of them have 4....
@joshpetkash5803
Жыл бұрын
What did the nun say when she saw the church was on fire? Holy smokes!
Seems these guys may be fans of the show Letterkenny lol
If you throw NaCl on someone is it a salt?
@abcnz1
8 ай бұрын
No, it's insult😁
2:55 to 3:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got to be Jim thome
46 y.o and I really love these jokes, they make me giggle from the inside. 😁 But I really don't understand the one about the dog who ate scrabble tiles taken to the vet yet still no word from him .. I've heard it many times both here and on shorts, yet I still don't get it 🤔
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
So you crapped out?
@rivercrimea4849
Жыл бұрын
Presumably, the tiles will eventually come out in the dog's poop. If they come out in the right order, they will form a word, but... no word yet.
@ghassanalfarra8935
Жыл бұрын
@@rivercrimea4849Thank you! 😅 Now I get it .. "Scrabble" .. now it makes sense It's been soo many years since I've played scrabble I honestly forgot what it was 😑
Watch the office🤣🤣🤣
Someone please explain the Logan Joke I couldn't understand
@caseyhill7419
Жыл бұрын
Logan thought his wife was calling him Max.
@2.10_yt
Жыл бұрын
@@caseyhill7419 omg 😂😂 Thanks Man
What word starts with an E and ends with an E, but has only one letter? "I"
Didn't get envelope 1 letter joke - explain plz
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
Begins with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it because the envelope holds one letter.
Explain 1:06 please?
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
He thinks she likes his small piece 🤣
Why? This is why.
where do all the esimoes go for vacation ? Burrrrma
3:30 to 3:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whats a gay horse eat? hheeeeeeyyy
Lame 😒
@petemavus2948
Жыл бұрын
What's a G-Patch?
Logan is so hot, with the mustache.
Eye