Hilarious Dad Jokes from Dock Tok

Compilation of dad jokes from Dock Tok

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  • @doubledare7034
    @doubledare7034 Жыл бұрын

    This is basically why the internet was created…..

  • @rasifnur

    @rasifnur

    Жыл бұрын

    Many men many mind

  • @khaoticpenguin3945

    @khaoticpenguin3945

    Жыл бұрын

    I concur.

  • @CountSmackula333

    @CountSmackula333

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed. We've reached the pinnacle

  • @littlelouElise

    @littlelouElise

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @BoneyRasputin

    @BoneyRasputin

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@T Raybern definitely

  • @wattstruckcenter
    @wattstruckcenter Жыл бұрын

    I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned my self around.

  • @StepUPNJ
    @StepUPNJ Жыл бұрын

    2 silkworms were in a race.. They ended up in a tie

  • @robertcook2771
    @robertcook2771 Жыл бұрын

    I now know middle age has arrived as I laughed at nearly all of these.... Thanks Logan, now working on my mid-life crisis!

  • @jasonlowman6021
    @jasonlowman6021 Жыл бұрын

    I saw an ad for Alzheimer's anonymous... Whos gonna remember to go to that.

  • @fattymcbastard6536
    @fattymcbastard6536 Жыл бұрын

    I entered a pun competition last week. I submitted ten puns in hopes that one would win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

  • @robertdoble7665

    @robertdoble7665

    10 ай бұрын

    Respect. Noble effort. :-)

  • @marcysmith2851

    @marcysmith2851

    9 ай бұрын

    Awesome!!

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын

    I told my girlfriend that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

  • @Dream-li4qu
    @Dream-li4qu Жыл бұрын

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa… Not like the other people in the car.

  • @TheRadFactor

    @TheRadFactor

    Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @pegtop5455

    @pegtop5455

    Жыл бұрын

    Split a gut on that one.

  • @kmorris180
    @kmorris180 Жыл бұрын

    And that's how you get me to subscribe. Clean humor that's truly funny.

  • @dontuno
    @dontuno Жыл бұрын

    These are just as good as watching cat videos and always give me a laugh.

  • @mattf2545
    @mattf2545 Жыл бұрын

    These are so underrated. 🍻

  • @PrajwalNayak-so5uv
    @PrajwalNayak-so5uv3 ай бұрын

    1:28 First time I saw him laugh 😂😂

  • @CallmeA_B
    @CallmeA_B Жыл бұрын

    The balance one got me 🤭🤫☕️😐

  • @loyevangelists
    @loyevangelists Жыл бұрын

    Did you hear about the kidnapping? It went on for hours and then they woke up

  • @rema_1729
    @rema_1729 Жыл бұрын

    Love love love keep em coming guys!!!!❤️🌹

  • @myang1933
    @myang1933 Жыл бұрын

    Can't C in the dark... Resisting a rest. Lol

  • @amla214
    @amla214 Жыл бұрын

    Honey nut Cheerio Killed me

  • @saphter6440
    @saphter6440 Жыл бұрын

    Why are these actually so good?

  • @misterflibble6601

    @misterflibble6601

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the deadpan delivery that does it for me

  • @silvanobaits8917

    @silvanobaits8917

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s because we have reached the pinnacle of awareness!! Lmao

  • @Alex-uv9mh
    @Alex-uv9mh Жыл бұрын

    March first. Just genius.

  • @leebarker539
    @leebarker539 Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to be a part of the next in this series. So I said, "Siri, find me the closest dock!" and she said, "Maybe a PA at the ER would be good enough?"

  • @cynthiawadeson8843

    @cynthiawadeson8843

    Жыл бұрын

    Excellent!

  • @gaganpassi8864
    @gaganpassi8864 Жыл бұрын

    That bald man is awesome 😂😂😂

  • @MambzTheRocket
    @MambzTheRocket Жыл бұрын

    aw man, the 'honey nut cheerio' slayed me!

  • @lighthouseproduction4807

    @lighthouseproduction4807

    Жыл бұрын

    can someone explain it ?) English is not my first nor second language ) but i get 80% of the jokes

  • @robertdoble7665

    @robertdoble7665

    10 ай бұрын

    I hear ya! one of best ever.

  • @robertdoble7665

    @robertdoble7665

    10 ай бұрын

    @@lighthouseproduction4807 Ok I will try. Male bee mates with honey=queen, gets a nut, then dies. Cheerio=goodbye. Darn glad we aren`t bees huh??

  • @a-bis-zett

    @a-bis-zett

    4 ай бұрын

    @@robertdoble7665 thanks! No native speaker either

  • @captainjack2023
    @captainjack2023 Жыл бұрын

    Got a great deal ordering a new window online but when it arrived it was in a thousand tiny glass pieces with instructions that said "Assembly required". What a pane.

  • @cookiedad6056
    @cookiedad6056 Жыл бұрын

    There is a lot of wisdom in these vids

  • @williamtravis3949
    @williamtravis3949 Жыл бұрын

    That one dude could pass as Ryan Reynolds

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 Жыл бұрын

    If a child refuses to take a nap, are they resisting arrest?

  • @kieronmcbrearty5068
    @kieronmcbrearty5068 Жыл бұрын

    I bought myself a book on how to improve youre memory....now where did I put it

  • @grouchomarxist666
    @grouchomarxist666 Жыл бұрын

    The wife and I had dinner at that new restaurant in the Moon. Great food. No atmosphere.

  • @slotfreak7094
    @slotfreak7094 Жыл бұрын

    Totally sophomoric, just the way I love it.

  • @fabbrika82
    @fabbrika82 Жыл бұрын

    Great humor, I love it!😊

  • @jamesparker5522
    @jamesparker5522 Жыл бұрын

    These guys are great. We need a lot more of good humor short videos. It's hard to stomach some of the crap on KZread

  • @cjfinetune5125
    @cjfinetune5125 Жыл бұрын

    My dog ate a quarter, I took him to a vet but no change yet.

  • @phillipflute2368
    @phillipflute2368 Жыл бұрын

    What did the mermaid wear for her math class ?? An algae-bra *Look at nothing and take a sip*

  • @Lilliancooks

    @Lilliancooks

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a good one🤣🤣🤣

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    Жыл бұрын

    L😎L

  • @kieronmcbrearty5068
    @kieronmcbrearty5068 Жыл бұрын

    tOMMY cOOPER WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE 2

  • @HeartOfLightning
    @HeartOfLightning9 ай бұрын

    2:12 a common misconception: they're actually over-koalified.

  • @tipigi3570
    @tipigi3570 Жыл бұрын

    I've been learning sign language... it's pretty handy. I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is a big plus. I don't trust acupuncturists... they're back stabbers.

  • @heliofaros1344

    @heliofaros1344

    Жыл бұрын

    They aren't great with grammar but at least they get their punctuation right

  • @cobble40
    @cobble40 Жыл бұрын

    Dog bowl and microbiologist ☠️☠️☠️

  • @marcysmith2851
    @marcysmith28519 ай бұрын

    I’m catching on way faster now, after watching you guys so many times 😂😂

  • @frankstallon7679

    @frankstallon7679

    9 ай бұрын

    Exercise for the brain.

  • @spaztekwarrior
    @spaztekwarrior Жыл бұрын

    A perfect stranger came up to me and said he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.

  • @jacksonmehoff4963
    @jacksonmehoff4963 Жыл бұрын

    Dogs cannot operate a digital scanner. But catscan

  • @DockTok

    @DockTok

    Жыл бұрын

    thats great!! haha

  • @jacksonmehoff4963

    @jacksonmehoff4963

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DockTok thanks Saw it online on a post of some guys business sign by the road.

  • @patrykdolega
    @patrykdolega Жыл бұрын

    Love that tash

  • @paradisefalls37
    @paradisefalls37 Жыл бұрын

    In the hospital dogs are not allowed in the CT area……but CATscan

  • @traptnadream6995

    @traptnadream6995

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm using this one this week when I go for my pet scan. Lol

  • @chrisclick433
    @chrisclick433 Жыл бұрын

    good stuff

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 Жыл бұрын

    I parked my car in a tow away zone When I came back the whole area was gone

  • @butchmohican8755

    @butchmohican8755

    10 ай бұрын

    That’s the best one.

  • @James-gn6ru
    @James-gn6ru5 ай бұрын

    Good scenery

  • @DanielFrost79
    @DanielFrost79 Жыл бұрын

    Omg. 🤣

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 Жыл бұрын

    What do gay horses say when they see food? "hheeeyyyy."

  • @justicegusting2476
    @justicegusting2476 Жыл бұрын

    Did you hear about the constipated Certified Public Accountant? He penciled it out.

  • @sofakingj5498
    @sofakingj5498 Жыл бұрын

    the ketchup on the list went right over my head …. im upset

  • @tipigi3570

    @tipigi3570

    Жыл бұрын

    If you still haven't gotten it... he can't read the list because he literally put ketchup on it.

  • @sofakingj5498

    @sofakingj5498

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tipigi3570 i understood it later on 🙂

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sofakingj5498 Who are you tRump?

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    4 ай бұрын

    @@eyedentity66 We don't read propaganda and alternative facts we're busy accomplishing things. You and the GQP maga extremists should try it.

  • @a-bis-zett
    @a-bis-zett4 ай бұрын

    In the old days, Lech Wałęsa visited the Queen. After struggling to talk for a while, he says "I´m sorry, Your Majesty, I have to polish my English." "Oh no", she says stiffly, "I think your English is Polish enough."

  • @darkeyez1630
    @darkeyez1630 Жыл бұрын

    I took my truck out for drinks last night. I got here a lite sweet oil. She cursed at me and demanded that I never buy her that diet s*** again.

  • @michaelk2276
    @michaelk2276 Жыл бұрын

    Canada!

  • @DockTok
    @DockTok Жыл бұрын

    Tell me your favorite to get it featured on the Dock!

  • @hiih2565

    @hiih2565

    Жыл бұрын

    What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A Bagel

  • @paradisefalls37

    @paradisefalls37

    Жыл бұрын

    My doctor just diagnosed me with diverticulitis……………. Its weird ..I’ve never scuba dived before

  • @rebekahwilson94

    @rebekahwilson94

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you know the tallest building in New York? It's the library....because it has the most stories.

  • @rebekahwilson94

    @rebekahwilson94

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you know that alligators can grow up to 14 feet? But most of them have 4....

  • @joshpetkash5803

    @joshpetkash5803

    Жыл бұрын

    What did the nun say when she saw the church was on fire? Holy smokes!

  • @kadarijackson4826
    @kadarijackson4826 Жыл бұрын

    Seems these guys may be fans of the show Letterkenny lol

  • @silvanobaits8917
    @silvanobaits8917 Жыл бұрын

    If you throw NaCl on someone is it a salt?

  • @abcnz1

    @abcnz1

    8 ай бұрын

    No, it's insult😁

  • @g-unitsoldier6107
    @g-unitsoldier6107 Жыл бұрын

    2:55 to 3:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gunner-
    @gunner- Жыл бұрын

    Got to be Jim thome

  • @ghassanalfarra8935
    @ghassanalfarra8935 Жыл бұрын

    46 y.o and I really love these jokes, they make me giggle from the inside. 😁 But I really don't understand the one about the dog who ate scrabble tiles taken to the vet yet still no word from him .. I've heard it many times both here and on shorts, yet I still don't get it 🤔

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    Жыл бұрын

    So you crapped out?

  • @rivercrimea4849

    @rivercrimea4849

    Жыл бұрын

    Presumably, the tiles will eventually come out in the dog's poop. If they come out in the right order, they will form a word, but... no word yet.

  • @ghassanalfarra8935

    @ghassanalfarra8935

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rivercrimea4849Thank you! 😅 Now I get it .. "Scrabble" .. now it makes sense It's been soo many years since I've played scrabble I honestly forgot what it was 😑

  • @Lilliancooks
    @Lilliancooks Жыл бұрын

    Watch the office🤣🤣🤣

  • @2.10_yt
    @2.10_yt Жыл бұрын

    Someone please explain the Logan Joke I couldn't understand

  • @caseyhill7419

    @caseyhill7419

    Жыл бұрын

    Logan thought his wife was calling him Max.

  • @2.10_yt

    @2.10_yt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@caseyhill7419 omg 😂😂 Thanks Man

  • @Thirdbase9
    @Thirdbase97 ай бұрын

    What word starts with an E and ends with an E, but has only one letter? "I"

  • @rrostoyarik8579
    @rrostoyarik8579 Жыл бұрын

    Didn't get envelope 1 letter joke - explain plz

  • @Lilliancooks

    @Lilliancooks

    Жыл бұрын

    Begins with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it because the envelope holds one letter.

  • @brianwade4179
    @brianwade4179 Жыл бұрын

    Explain 1:06 please?

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    Жыл бұрын

    He thinks she likes his small piece 🤣

  • @1airportsignguy119
    @1airportsignguy119 Жыл бұрын

    Why? This is why.

  • @stefanhultgren9219
    @stefanhultgren9219 Жыл бұрын

    where do all the esimoes go for vacation ? Burrrrma

  • @g-unitsoldier6107
    @g-unitsoldier6107 Жыл бұрын

    3:30 to 3:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacksonmehoff4963
    @jacksonmehoff4963 Жыл бұрын

    Whats a gay horse eat? hheeeeeeyyy

  • @g-dawg3423
    @g-dawg3423 Жыл бұрын

    Lame 😒

  • @petemavus2948

    @petemavus2948

    Жыл бұрын

    What's a G-Patch?

  • @ShaGuangZhiNaZhu
    @ShaGuangZhiNaZhu Жыл бұрын

    Logan is so hot, with the mustache.

  • @geraldhgiles
    @geraldhgiles Жыл бұрын

    Eye