Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny" Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"

@letusthanatos1240

4 жыл бұрын

Dads

@fudgefase

4 жыл бұрын

It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....

@dulohsuaib3265

4 жыл бұрын

The judge is still on academy so the cop won

@cliftut

4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?

@chattaboxxx2332

4 жыл бұрын

Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0 ???

“He’ll tell you.” *Guy off camera dies*

@bluegrasskiddo5767

4 жыл бұрын

That guy off camera was something else lmao

@dangitspang4667

4 жыл бұрын

4:01

@The0GamingHero

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining

@captainahab8741

4 жыл бұрын

@@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example: hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl? im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter

@The0GamingHero

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha

Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.

@MightyMageGames

2 жыл бұрын

That's Pretty Good Ngl.

@bandit2777

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@applebeeful

2 жыл бұрын

@@MightyMageGames agreed

@elorine5682

2 жыл бұрын

Stop it 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

@Propain4eva

2 жыл бұрын

AAAAAA

I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha

@AppleOfThineEye

2 жыл бұрын

/)

@Wissle

2 жыл бұрын

(\

@theodom1858

Жыл бұрын

laughing out loud’ing?

@splenced7091

Жыл бұрын

@@theodom1858 hate when people do that.

@monkeybandit4162

Жыл бұрын

@@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means

Son: dad I’m cold Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees

@minetruly

4 жыл бұрын

That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!

@harrisonsmith9456

4 жыл бұрын

Dies of hypothermia

@Roselyroses

4 жыл бұрын

Silly but a funny joke 😂😂

@deaconblue-aja4864

4 жыл бұрын

Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!

@hawkeysim1487

4 жыл бұрын

Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad

Firefighter: “That’s not funny..” *proceeds to laugh..*

@alhassanali4829

2 жыл бұрын

Basically me for the entirety of the video

@v0lny886

2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier

@LuisXGP

2 жыл бұрын

thats me, all the time xD

@garrethigdon7678

2 жыл бұрын

@@v0lny886 Markiplier

@tylers4712

2 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..

This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team

Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.

@JC130676

9 ай бұрын

@@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor. Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...

A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

@jonathantierney7301

4 жыл бұрын

Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)

@The_CIA

4 жыл бұрын

*_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._* *_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*

@Noptical

4 жыл бұрын

@JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language

@sirslam2414

4 жыл бұрын

A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.

@gooneytunez3013

4 жыл бұрын

The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂

"Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall" "That's not funny" *Laughs to death*

@Scanvas3

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh more than I thought

@masterkixana6852

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@catherinedavis-sparks2669

4 жыл бұрын

I heard it as: Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer.

@gwenueatiful

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny Didn't laugh

@Z0RD.

4 жыл бұрын

Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard

These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.

Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.

I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.

@TomiSk4U

4 жыл бұрын

Respect for him 😉

@SAMMIsLIFE

4 жыл бұрын

Right lol

@TayTay-fn6cx

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomiSk4U Thefuck?

@LunarAngel01

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomiSk4U h m m m

@demurestj6802

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomiSk4U bruh

"I think I heard that one in second grade." "When you fell off your dinosaur?"

@egg_meat

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@scotttaylor6616

4 жыл бұрын

@@egg_meat 5:27

@Artnotforthesakeofart

4 жыл бұрын

@space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga? Are we army everywhere or is there a new KZread algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD

@spacecowboy2711

4 жыл бұрын

@@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha

@Artnotforthesakeofart

4 жыл бұрын

@@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D

I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.

You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes

“What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?” “YOURE UNDER A VEST!” *WHEEZE*

@GamingGD5600

4 жыл бұрын

Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂

@bigboi2649

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn't a wheeze

@bigboi2649

4 жыл бұрын

@@Victor_Graves ;)

@RavenheartIndustries

4 жыл бұрын

@Leo Caducoy you too?

@famonk2674

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus no please I'm dying over here

This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes

@redandinata4568

4 жыл бұрын

Well its America, everything is a competition

@theseboi7

4 жыл бұрын

@@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

@sirdroolsalot12

3 жыл бұрын

The way it should be.

@Kutchy7765

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*

@PrimevalArt

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes

Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes

I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.

@Emogamer-tp8vo

Жыл бұрын

I thought they were roboCOPS I'll see my way out

@cncsphere

Жыл бұрын

Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.

@spaghetto9836

Жыл бұрын

@@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.

@cncsphere

Жыл бұрын

@@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.

@loganfromme

Жыл бұрын

shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life

nobody: a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*

@ANGH3LL1C420

4 жыл бұрын

IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?

@ruhkar199

4 жыл бұрын

PixPlayzGamez 4:08

@ANGH3LL1C420

4 жыл бұрын

Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.

@CalebTheFew06

4 жыл бұрын

Same Lmao 😂

@jacob1931

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"...Hose A and Hose B." "That's not how we label them..."

@Vscounter

4 жыл бұрын

That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A

@K777angel

4 жыл бұрын

I liked that one too.

@saranshgautam6551

4 жыл бұрын

Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?

@lilmanpferfe7378

4 жыл бұрын

Hose A reminds me of Hosea

@julierussell8876

4 жыл бұрын

i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.

This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!

Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.

When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it becomes a parent.

@victorlimpearce1887

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when they go adjacent

@biffin1123

4 жыл бұрын

What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke? A transparent joke.

@Hawkido

4 жыл бұрын

@@biffin1123 Step-Joke

@grqfes

4 жыл бұрын

What do you call someone who copies a comment? the: "i didnt see it"

@soradreams1333

4 жыл бұрын

No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.

That cops jokes were fire.

@janitor4481

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Deadvalley200

4 жыл бұрын

Not even a Firefighter could put them out Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!

@redproject5450

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here

@anobesewalnut8yearsago994

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.

@user-vg3yc9lx4q

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA

The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing

I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.

These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure

@deknees8969

4 жыл бұрын

@yeahSOwhat 😳

@orbitingsentientsatellite4361

4 жыл бұрын

De Knees hey... dont judge

@0_o475

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know they’re dads?

@timothyramirez6487

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is everything

@WeavingWoods

4 жыл бұрын

yeahSOwhat r/cursedcomments

Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids

@a.singgih7182

4 жыл бұрын

Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming

@elwoodblues9613

3 жыл бұрын

I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.

@Genie1234

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell

@rerikm

3 жыл бұрын

you misspelled "telling"

@Genie1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@rerikm wait who

Question: If you roll up to a call of two vegans fighting, is it still a beef? Answer: No because that's just bananas OK I'm sorry, I had to...

I'm a dad and I approve of these jokes.

It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast Because he already can handle burns

@agent09153

3 жыл бұрын

You made my nose commit exhale

@deleted-cg9of

3 жыл бұрын

@@agent09153 same

@_.Abstract_

3 жыл бұрын

Bro

@arabizaman8722

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Jayteaseepiirturi

3 жыл бұрын

Well. That's one way to hose a burn.

Every dad's worst nightmare When their child knows the reply to their joke question

@slamdunktiger

3 жыл бұрын

Max unhappiness

@amalkumar8252

3 жыл бұрын

I did that and got an ass whooping....

@pranabmohanty7767

3 жыл бұрын

@@amalkumar8252 Well, bad for you

@ssjssgecko5411

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@frankie228

3 жыл бұрын

Amal Kumar 😐😂

What kind of shoes does a frog wear? OPEN TOAD🤣

“The wasn’t even funny” he says, laughing to the brink of tears

@charliedulol

4 жыл бұрын

i call it: denial

@NioJPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Some jokes are so stupid its funny

@Alexed.w

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes

@0_o475

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Winter I think everyone has

@AlanTClark

3 жыл бұрын

@@NioJPlays Like your name

How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...

@wilson7208

3 жыл бұрын

I love it lmao!!!

@Crazy-ef5zm

3 жыл бұрын

the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!

@SaltCane

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better

@mateyamangum4015

3 жыл бұрын

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!

@GBValode

3 жыл бұрын

What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?

My favorite part was at the end: "That's not how we label them"

Hose A and hose B. 'That's not how we label them' 🤣🤣🤣 he was genuinely offended 🤣

The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs

@thekingkong6018

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jacobosborne5599

4 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@johnbords

4 жыл бұрын

The Vegan joke got me😂

@ryank1273

4 жыл бұрын

Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.

@subieasunayuuki

4 жыл бұрын

Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.

Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing

@sgt_s4und3r54

4 жыл бұрын

You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.

@ryanalexander1013

4 жыл бұрын

JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

@KumaBean

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4Wpuryneq-xc7A.html

@lilb-pop4903

4 жыл бұрын

NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word

@christianrobles4580

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.

Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.

Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.

I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.

@devindalton4688

3 жыл бұрын

They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.

@yasininn76

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life

@Dillon6479

3 жыл бұрын

Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.

@superbean8110

3 жыл бұрын

So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.

@Crikey.

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t have a dad.

The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius

@scortexfire

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it.

@ng4logic

4 жыл бұрын

@@scortexfire you are dumb

@stan8692

4 жыл бұрын

@@ng4logic shush

@midnightdragon67

4 жыл бұрын

@@ng4logic tell me you belch

@ng4logic

4 жыл бұрын

@@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....

OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.

@DorisDay-lw4xs

5 ай бұрын

❤. Hope you’re doing ok.

I always laugh at my dad's jokes. And these are no exception.

THIS is what political debates should be like

@TheCaptainSplatter

2 жыл бұрын

Regan won his second election with a dad joke.

@nightninja7012

2 жыл бұрын

Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes

@catherinelin8548

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@CONEHEADDK

2 жыл бұрын

That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it

@ladycavalier

2 жыл бұрын

And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres

Me: starts laughing The other guy: doesn't laugh Me: stops laughing, not funny

@chrissuis7651

4 жыл бұрын

You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke

@MrGermandeutsch

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrissuis7651 what

@Abbinal

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris Suis nah, it was a joke

@SupremeSupport

3 жыл бұрын

@@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.

@millionbadger7918

3 жыл бұрын

@@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?

I grew up with a dad and now I feel like a dad laughing at these jokes.

Video : dad jokes Me, a child, laughing : *Impossible*

“Jurassic Pork” He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂

@braden2206

3 жыл бұрын

Saccboi

@demonetization1455

3 жыл бұрын

He went too far with that one ngl

@Darceus2000

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂 Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅

@a.s.d7435

3 жыл бұрын

True

@nholbrook1682

3 жыл бұрын

And then like a true gent, apologized 😅

“He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂

@NoobieLandCity

3 жыл бұрын

@@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself

@DaytonDistrictRailfan

3 жыл бұрын

I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol

@LivyplusNevi

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right when he was saying it in total accident

@yungwhoppa9821

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@DavidRodriguez-jd4ot

3 жыл бұрын

That one killed me

Fireman: That's not funny. Also the Fireman: cracks up the most

If people just be kind and polite while driving and living in general these guys will appreciate it

I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.

@AusyG

4 жыл бұрын

It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.

@ImDallasGonzales

4 жыл бұрын

Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive

@rebelrose1385

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;

@type-10

4 жыл бұрын

Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?

@AusyG

4 жыл бұрын

Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.

Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today" Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"

@tharushsomashekar

2 жыл бұрын

RIP for the ones who didn't get it

@leilaan9344

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬

@poowananapipanyasopon6735

2 жыл бұрын

@@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣

@At0m1c_At0m

2 жыл бұрын

@@poowananapipanyasopon6735 oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL

@ladycavalier

2 жыл бұрын

@@poowananapipanyasopon6735 lol thank u

I was a cop for 16 years. During my last year we had two officers named Jose. We called them Hose "A" and Hose "B." I kid you not.

i love that you can hear the people in the back laughing too

can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

@mgkest19xxcle80

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you 😂

@fruitninja25ricketts50

3 жыл бұрын

Officer this one right here 😂

@xTenzin10

3 жыл бұрын

You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rendyajadech1957

3 жыл бұрын

Dang it 😂 i laughed

@CPisOP22

3 жыл бұрын

lmao i saw this in big nate

The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂

@TAKLProductions

3 жыл бұрын

I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.

@bruh-hd8gm

3 жыл бұрын

@@TAKLProductions ?

@calqlated4506

3 жыл бұрын

@@TAKLProductions ?🤨

@someinternetbox168

3 жыл бұрын

@@TAKLProductions ?

@TAKLProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?

I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!

"I'M HIT!" "OFFICER DOWN!" "No, he is officer Hit not Down."

Why did the blind man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.

@fruitninja25ricketts50

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you did ‘em dirty 😆

@doggomode6712

3 жыл бұрын

amazing!

@maiqtheliar8210

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@TheSmallestViolin

3 жыл бұрын

This was a copied joke

@doggomode6712

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSmallestViolin Amazing, although there is no proof, I'll take your word for it

The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂

@RealAntek

4 жыл бұрын

IKECH545 Gehrig

@GigglingBug1564

4 жыл бұрын

ikr?!

@Smiley957

4 жыл бұрын

?

@splsh8539

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what killed me😂

The people in the background would have about 10000000 points😂😂😂

I wrote everything down on a piece of paper so that I could tell my friends and my family.

That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.

@LeoLokoII

4 жыл бұрын

same

@mr.z7018

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. It should be universal.

@wesleyLTH

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is obnoxious?

@evertonfanjuan9212

4 жыл бұрын

@@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something

@RaySpartan315

4 жыл бұрын

datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao

Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!

@GlamMakeupLove87

4 жыл бұрын

Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.

@sorrenzz3610

4 жыл бұрын

Dad’s intuition

@Pressy369

4 жыл бұрын

1:16

@dwminiboss511

4 жыл бұрын

I see what u did there. ;)

@veggiesaremurder

4 жыл бұрын

I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol

I could feel the "I'm better than you" tension between them

The throat clearing after "That's more true than funny.. " 😅

As a retired cop....THIS IS AWESOME!!!! Well done guys......great fun!!!!👍🏻

What happens when a mathematician dies? It doesn’t count

@GigaJinGaming3711

3 жыл бұрын

Ok why do I feel like a boomer now? 😂

@02.aryajayakusuma15

3 жыл бұрын

Why am i laugh

@roseholegha4883

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one so far

@mikemasaki8193

3 жыл бұрын

Alright alright good one.

@realsteal0003

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good one! That's a good one!😂

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy

@gamerbig8721

4 жыл бұрын

Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old

@diegodeluquev1433

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamerbig8721 (g)old

@melloreacts4327

4 жыл бұрын

Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉

They both seem like good guys 😊. The cop made me chuckle whenever he went “Ooh !” when he heard the fire officers joke. Hope they’re both doing good 👋🏻

"i think i heard that one in school" "what when you fell off your dinosaur?" That like really quick shade made me chuckle.

That cop's jokes were fire, not even a firefighter could put them out

@Sig320

4 жыл бұрын

Good job stealing someone else’s comment

@Coco-kt6mt

4 жыл бұрын

Gotti Baron's joke

@littleripper312

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, why steal a joke?

@daniloking223

4 жыл бұрын

I combined the two comments now shut up weaklings

@lucicatudor5481

4 жыл бұрын

@@daniloking223 You're the weakling here, can't even think with a brain making your own comment idiot.

the drug dealer one nearly ended my whole existence

@GPDF

9 ай бұрын

That one was my favorite. 😂😂😂

I love these guys I keep watching it over and over!! There so nice to each other and having Fun!!

A fireman got a divorce recently, I heard it really burned him up inside.

@amiruliddin5773

3 жыл бұрын

Pun

@MrGamecatCanaveral

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a bit funny.

@blaire7253

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that you took the time to write that shows that you don’t like your life.

@coldtempura7761

3 жыл бұрын

Pfft

@cozmicpancakez7763

3 жыл бұрын

W H E E Z E

Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

@erectilereptile7383

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a Roamin Catholic lmao

@lawenforcemententhusiasts782

4 жыл бұрын

@@erectilereptile7383 *Roman

@quoc1465

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Mathers No salvation outside the Church 😀

@piggysmalls4373

4 жыл бұрын

Law Enforcement Enthusiasts whoosh

@paballomolata8844

4 жыл бұрын

Nice😂

"Your under a vest!" Damn that one was funny!

"So How'd you get a stepmom?" "My mom fell down the stairs"

I told my mother 10 puns the other day, hoping at least 1 of them would make her laugh. No pun in ten did.

@s101077

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@rpshmuck972

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@linex9461

4 жыл бұрын

Michael J. Caboose I see what you did there

@Andre-uu5xv

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you Lmao

@pacifistminigun3987

4 жыл бұрын

get out

These algorithms don’t make sense but I’m not mad either. Edit: Thank you for liking my non-chalant comment. You fine folks have a good day now.

@icedkoolaid6475

4 жыл бұрын

Yea same ...but ima leave this comment here for the next generation to like in 10 years....

@mn_wild9394

4 жыл бұрын

The ALGORITHMS!! are all knowing never question it just accept the rabbit hole and enjoy the fall

@nephhh_5301

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly. Lol

@John-X

4 жыл бұрын

*Here's a Gamer Dad joke:* _How did Mario break up with Princess Peach? He said "It's not you..._ ...it's me, Mario!"

@RichManSCTV0

4 жыл бұрын

disliked

I'll be saving some of these for the next time I'm pulled over 😂

One of the best Dad Jokes on KZread! Thanks!

“That’s not how we label them.” 😂

@finaladvance5085

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan C the kids or the hoses?

@ferro1398

4 жыл бұрын

@@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol

@AmitSingh-vt6ws

4 жыл бұрын

@@ferro1398 bruh 🤣

@cw3598

4 жыл бұрын

@@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name

@jtkirk3474

4 жыл бұрын

@@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.

Did hear about the kidnapping at school?!? Dont worry he woke up..

@Eagleknightprodution

4 жыл бұрын

TheDanhenk dead

@robertphillips6296

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one!

@toxicchaos3234

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@christianperez5054

4 жыл бұрын

It took me longer than it should have to get that joke lolololololmao I love it

@Gregornmy

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his name was Jim

Thank you guys for this :) it seriously made me smile the whole time! The belly button joke was my fav though, the fire chief was awesome but the vest joke took it home lol

What a phenomenal thing to watch first thing in the morning and to start my day on an absolute giggle

Me: hey dad wend does a joke becomes a Dad Joke? Dad: Wend They Become *Apparent*

@animusbathory2257

4 жыл бұрын

When*

@user-ck9lm6xi1o

4 жыл бұрын

Can you give me the time stamp for this? Idk *wend* this joke happens

@thakursoham13

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I know from where u copy paste it

@MrGredawg

4 жыл бұрын

Appa in my language means dad !

@simoncho2570

4 жыл бұрын

Mind blown

Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.

@MxkeyyL

3 жыл бұрын

Whats your pfp from it looks familiar

@Rexty19

2 жыл бұрын

@@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico

@massonfink4522

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rexty19 oh god no

@dumbass762

2 жыл бұрын

@@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc

@rajput36000

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbass762 so true

You both get a trophy...I loved it

I just love In these videos when you hear the cameraman in the background

What's brown and sticky? A stick Oh * his disappointment was unmeasurable and his day was ruined *

@David.124

3 жыл бұрын

-Oh Ok.

@Injudiciously

3 жыл бұрын

Depends where it's been.

@sagisdoodleverse9696

3 жыл бұрын

The stick could be white.:/

@luketheunlucky7632

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagisdoodleverse9696 So, something white and sticky...

@sagisdoodleverse9696

3 жыл бұрын

@@luketheunlucky7632 chewing gum, elmers glue, marshmallow whip.... the list goes on...

You can tell they hate each other-love it.

@Jim-tb7sj

2 жыл бұрын

A comment from a person with a tick that hasn’t got thousands of likes? Why? Cause it’s not true at all 🤦🏿‍♂️

@Andrei-ld3gw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jim-tb7sj its true mate

@Alexq79-

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jim-tb7sj people see the tick then they click

@firstnamelastname6205

2 жыл бұрын

Eee

@D3nn1s

2 жыл бұрын

Tf? They had real good chenistry, otherwise they wouldnt have laughed so much..

Dad jokes rarely work alone. The work as a a barrage. They break the fun barrier.

6:30 is my favourite time of the day, hands down

Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.

@aricin3433

4 жыл бұрын

yuup but i love it 😅

@GreenAndSuited

4 жыл бұрын

Their kids are going to suffer forever.

@CorvusCorone68

4 жыл бұрын

i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there

@NiaChan04

4 жыл бұрын

*bruh your likes is 666*