"There is a 41% chance that you are wearing sweatpants." Me, wearing sweatpants: *s o r c e r y*

@justinbuergi9867

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on him…I’m not wearing pants at all

@josethethinket9819

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinbuergi9867 Jokes on you i'm not wearing anything

@V_B_175

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinbuergi9867 😳

@HashknightGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I am a civilised man I am wearing shorts as it's summertime here.

@octomanuno2700

2 жыл бұрын

@@HashknightGaming its summer here too....in the uk

I'm going to assume that the other 59% of people are just wearing no pants ... fight me on that!

@VenomQuill

2 жыл бұрын

PJ's! :3

@courier-ec6zj

2 жыл бұрын

Shorts

@pyrotempestwing

2 жыл бұрын

Jeans for me.

@miriams.4341

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm!

@rob.3143

2 жыл бұрын

Shorts here too. It's hot outside.

I ate so much crab leg at a Chinese buffet that they kick me out.. I said “but it’s all you can eat” and they told me “yes, and that is all you can eat”

@thinhduong8552

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, what a scam

@leilaturner3749

2 жыл бұрын

homer simpson-?

@ohrats731

2 жыл бұрын

So like 3 crab legs, right?

@ryanhiggins8869

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohrats731 like three of those buckets they put them out in

@jordancruz6609

2 жыл бұрын

"The sigh says all you can eat. And I can eat more"

My dad is a state trooper and one time he and a bunch of his work friends had a competition of who could eat the most at a Chinese buffet…the owner came out and said “it’s all you can eat, not eat til you die” 😭😭

I've had several occasions where the staff looked in disgust as I stacked my plate with 50-60 pieces of sushi (which I always finish) and have once had a hostess suggest other food options when she realized that I was only going to ask for sushi rolls, and I firmly declined and ate 11 rolls total.

@cozyeden

Жыл бұрын

as you should

@LeTtRrZ

Жыл бұрын

Sushi is super expensive and not very filling. Their mistake for putting it on an all you can eat buffet.

@CaptainPikeachu

11 ай бұрын

Good for you

@wobblysauce

10 ай бұрын

Some people stack the plates with seafood, but i avoid it

@ParaplegicKeanuReeves

10 ай бұрын

​@wobblysauce Yeah I dint understand the obsession with sushi......I think something went wrong with kids in the mid 2000s

"its not about the food its about sending a message" -joker in a alternate universe probably

@_Kevin_1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aNubbr

2 жыл бұрын

ok checkmark

@maulaz612

2 жыл бұрын

Im finally early to a verified comment I think...

@tuburtle

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s not about the block it’s about sending a message” -Grian (from hermitcraft)

@barnabyjjones2348

2 жыл бұрын

Five is a number ig

If you want to hurt them, take a group of pre-teens. My nephew and his lacrosse team ate everything, including the fake parsley in the ice display. They ate all the expensive octopus trying to gross each other out. One kid ate a whole platter of dinner rolls and still had room for 3 whole chickens. They're animals.

@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97

2 жыл бұрын

I like you

@m00n_th3_st4r

2 жыл бұрын

I can confirm that. I myself am 13 and after 5 minutes of digesting, I'm up and ready to go again.

@DarthArachnious

2 жыл бұрын

One Way buffets recoup their money is through the soft drinks. Because it fills you up & cost like $.03 worth of syrup to make one drink. Each of these kids can drink a gallon of soda. And my girlfriend pounding Diet Coke like it's going out of style. Slowed them down not at all.

@Isaac-hi2lh

2 жыл бұрын

I’m literally going to a buffet tomorrow with 3 friends and we are all 13 or 14 I expect the restaurant will go under soon😂

@XzTS-Roostro

2 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Neutral

Rewatching all my favorite theory videos right after Mats announcement is bittersweet nostalgia

@UndercoverGCHACPSagent2177

4 ай бұрын

Same bro

@Hiya1212

4 ай бұрын

Same 😔

@OnlyFooty-Edits_Official

2 ай бұрын

Real

@raychwagner3657

23 күн бұрын

Glad I’m not alone ❤

Honestly, I don't go to buffets for the "all you can eat" factor, I go for the variety

@rapperbucks3203

9 ай бұрын

Then go to a diner

@april4657

9 ай бұрын

@@rapperbucks3203 do I tell you what to do? Lol

@zurrie7341

9 ай бұрын

@@rapperbucks3203 tell me the diners you go to that let you eat like 10 to 20 different items of food for the price of a buffet

@sunshine-kb7rv

9 ай бұрын

​@rapperbucks3203 still not the same you have to pay for each dish vs a buffet where you pay 1 fee

@ironman2885

8 ай бұрын

I agree, went to Golden Corral for breakfast last weekend and didn't leave stuffed, I just had a really nice variety of breakfast foods that would have cost $50 to order together anywhere else.

"Asian's don't eat till they're full, they eat until they recuperate the cost of the buffet" - Uncle Roger

@ombricshalazar3869

2 жыл бұрын

they also bring the closest few branches of the family tree to help

@flameofmage1099

2 жыл бұрын

I smacked that like button like my parents smack me

@alicorn3924

2 жыл бұрын

@@flameofmage1099 sadge

@formalrabbit6020

2 жыл бұрын

@@alicorn3924 sadge?

@circa134

2 жыл бұрын

You see if you drink water before eating after your full you can go to the bathroom and then you can eat more

“The plates are smaller to make them take less food” Me making a food pyramid in the plate : *i have no such weakness*

@spillthetruth5898

2 жыл бұрын

Me making a mountain of food bigger than mountain Everest...

@honolex

2 жыл бұрын

Me just putting mountains of spaghetti on my plate

@davidgoldrock7264

2 жыл бұрын

you need a reverse food pyramid with water and carbs at the top, and meats on the bottom

@sansthememe5316

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidgoldrock7264 ah yes, lemme just balance my glass on top of my chocolate fudge real quick, what could possibly go wrong😂

@davidgoldrock7264

2 жыл бұрын

@@sansthememe5316 XD

My family went for Mother's Day Brunch Buffet every year, and we definitely had a system. The most important part was a scouting mission. That's when you went up for the first time, not to fill your plate, but to see what was there, and report your findings to the rest of the table. On that scout trip, you would also grab small portions of a lot of different things. Then, once you knew what was good, you could get bigger helpings of those specific things.

@nabd341

2 ай бұрын

I know this comment is a year old, but I just want to say that that is the best way to do it, not only do you not miss out on anything but you also save food that you don’t like. So I salute you fellow internet commenter for your valuable advice 🫡

@adamstanton5313

2 күн бұрын

Smart.

I usually eat beef alone at buffets, if the waiter complains or “suggests” I eat something else, I refer them to my extensive allergy list which keeps me from eating a lot of cheap foods. Which is both true and keeps them from “so far” kicking me out 😂

@nata6025

4 ай бұрын

has this ever happened? I've never seen or heard of buffet staff discouraging certain foods.

@mikaelacash3791

6 күн бұрын

"Hello, yes, I have iron deficiency anemia and that lovely steak you have there is just packed full of that glorious iron I need to stay alive. Thank you 😋" Having a medical condition that requires you to eat the more expensive food and skip the cheap food is always real nice while at a buffet. Especially when I pull out the fact that my doctor literally tells me to eat as much iron-rich meat as possible. Lol

I wouldn't be surprised if there's an equivalent to an FBI's most wanted list for buffets and MatPat is their public enemy number 1.

@turgutbababalm9981

2 жыл бұрын

replying to you untill you reply me , day 1

@godsnintendog

2 жыл бұрын

FBI: Federal Buffet Investigators

@VPZealouZ

2 жыл бұрын

Finish 👏 watching 👏 the 👏 video 👏 then 👏 comment 👏

@russiancat

2 жыл бұрын

@@J3SWorld rlly?

@strawberryseal1851

2 жыл бұрын

eyyy its you!

A not so subtle hint from a buffet that I had eaten enough: They cleaned off my table and gave it to another person while I was getting another plate of food.

@Sunny-ot1vo

2 жыл бұрын

That’s when you find an empty table and sit back down :)

@MrShadic999

2 жыл бұрын

I'd just sit down with that person and challenge him/her to keep up with me

@somerandom8281

2 жыл бұрын

a good idea is to go with another person. rotate getting food and eating between the group.

@theweirdochannel8735

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrShadic999 lol

@meep7025

2 жыл бұрын

What did you do after they did that?

I have worked with MANY professionals to help with my obesity, and they all said diet soda makes you gain weight. The way you explained the soda thing makes me realize WHY it makes me gain weight, it makes me hungry

@IraessRanza

Жыл бұрын

How did things end up going? personally I never noticed an increase of hunger from diet soda I got ravenous for more soda, so essentially I went for more drink than food, and did they have any suggestions?

@gelatinousandfree8133

Жыл бұрын

That’s interesting, for me diet coke helped me lose 40 pounds

@nathanielmohr9622

Жыл бұрын

@@gelatinousandfree8133 Switching from regular soda TO diet soda, assuming you don't compensate elsewhere ("I'm drinking diet soda, so getting a 20-piece nugget instead of 12-piece would be fine"), you will lose weight over time. However, diet soda opens most people up to a lot of dieting traps, and people that drink diet soda that never really drank normal soda are much more likely to gain weight than people that don't drink soda at all.

@kiktik2413

Жыл бұрын

No it makes u gain weight because it has the same amount of sugar

@mr.someoneudontkno698

Жыл бұрын

I believe it being the same amount of sugar that is a false generalization of all 'zero sugar/diet' drinks. Its keeping note of ingredients and what it converts to in the body. A good amount of them do not have sugars in the sense of normal sodas. I have lost plenty weight substituting it from the high fructose loaded sodas I loaded on as a teen. At the end of the day everyone should be aware of whats in what they drink or eat.

Something about this theory, especually because of bringing up "the satiety index" makes me want to see Matpat tackle what should be the best diet to lose weight using foods that give plenty of nutrients and not feeling like you need to eat more. Along with finding the best, we would need variations baset on taste and budget.

@katoscript7367

Жыл бұрын

that's an amazing idea!

@destiniemartinez297

8 ай бұрын

He'll have his degree in nutrition by the time that video comes out

@xo1ler152

4 ай бұрын

itd be so cool, i just think there would be issues with his younger impressionable audience so perhaps thats why they havent done it especially in 2024

@josephjackson4312

4 ай бұрын

@@xo1ler152 I dont understand. I am talking about using research to find a meal plan that has you eat all that you need while keeping you from feeling like you need to eat excessively more. What issues could come from eating right according to science?

@xo1ler152

4 ай бұрын

@@josephjackson4312 eating disorders and whatnot, since he addresses controversy on the internet once in a blue moon it could put in the controversy instead especially since he has a tiktok and twitter

Golden Corral will probably send a hit squad to silence Matt after this

@James-ne9gy

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh😂😂

@esanderyb4638

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t give them ideas, don’t

@brycelearmonth777

2 жыл бұрын

Cramming breads a pasta down his throat, "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!"

@charlesgline519

2 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@tommyraines8968

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give my boss any ideas lol

Meat bouncer: "dude, this is like the 10th time you're here. You still not full?" Me: "the implication, I'm suppose to care about what you think about me has been noted, and discarded. Now will you give me another round, or do I have to cut myself a slice?"

@mounne13

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen carving stations put limits on how many servings one can get per admission.

@black97_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@mounne13 ah. Well I'm sure to remember that next time I give a dam. Now would you stop looking at me and give me another round? I've been standing here for 5 minutes. Under food and safety act of 1990 page 47, article 14, subsection Z paragraph 2, row 7, I have the right to consume as much food as I can take.

@altopheus8929

2 жыл бұрын

And trust me that slice won't be one of the prime rib

@endertobias1908

2 жыл бұрын

Meat bouncer

I'm rewatching this 2 years after it was posted, and all that I'm thinking is I'm glad I didn't have this when I was younger, bc I could eat 7-8 plates of pastas and breads at golden corral and still be eating and my family was telling me I need to stop we need to go home. I use to have a "bottomless pit" for a stomach.

Lol social stigma. When my Italian family hits the buffet, we actually take pride in it. Lol. Oh give us smaller plates? We have been known to just grab 2 or 3 plates at once, lmfao

@chuunyeong

Жыл бұрын

Gigachad italian

My mom's way to beat the buffet: Stuff food in plastic bags and smuggle it out

@EntyFu

2 жыл бұрын

i remember having our pockets filled with pastries lol

@captsige1140

2 жыл бұрын

Asian way

@KittAnimations

2 жыл бұрын

As an Asian, I can confirm this

@ShiestySki

2 жыл бұрын

My mom just makes us pretend we are younger so we can eat for cheaper

@Jen_TheSnail

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

There’s Markiplier and Darkiplier There’s Jacksepticeye and Antisepticeye And then there’s MatPat and Pre Saint Judes Haircut Green Screen MatPat

@vintage_night777

2 жыл бұрын

So PSJHGSM

@dominicmitchell4014

2 жыл бұрын

@@vintage_night777 sounds like I'm beat boxing

@fernyaicrag2745

2 жыл бұрын

When I read the title I thought it said food theory's last episode and I was like noooooooo but then I re-read it and saw it said lost episode

the plate size study is really interesting, when I moved out and had my own dishes, they were smaller than the ones my parents own and I kept losing weight just because of that

20:13 - Speaking of psychological tricks, nicely done on the Merch pitch. Presenting both a "buying this makes you part of the community" and a limited time offer to get you buying it right now!

Matpat: Here is how to beat the buffet- Doofenshmirtz: I give you the “All-you-can-eat-inator”

@atharvsharma2539

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!

@mall9782

2 жыл бұрын

I heard his voice in my brain

@AnanimatorTheChannel

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@MTi-qc8oi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mall9782 same

@grayson9124

2 жыл бұрын

Doofenshmirtz built a buffet designed to beat you.

It's crazy to see matpat actual talking and moving his body

@aceeduventures

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXWKpcmcpajPcqw.html

@thornsong_alchemist

2 жыл бұрын

Beating the buffet did a number on his body just like he said, and that's the real reason the green screen idea got scrapped. 😂

@flying5634

2 жыл бұрын

@@thornsong_alchemist But look at him at the recent gtlive 👀

@tomnadoyeet6225

2 жыл бұрын

@@flying5634 it was a joke

@Mantosasto

2 жыл бұрын

That was a puppet.

Forget buffets, this is how I'm going to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner

the trick is to eat a big meal in the morning, knowing that you're going to an all-you-can-eat at night. Apparently apparently it stretches out your stomach wall making you able to eat more food

He looks like a 90's commercial Matpat, and I'm dying

I read the title as "last episode" and my heart skipped a beat.

@Overlord-cl9jw

2 жыл бұрын

My dumbass also thought the same thing except I still thought it said last so I started looking for comments about it but no one was talking about it being the last episode then I found your comment.

@thomashost272

2 жыл бұрын

Turns out it was the opposite, being the first ever episode, it just went unreleased until now. (I get that everyone knows that, it's said in the episode, I just had to finish the sentence.

@adityajindal49

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you are not alone, I did the same thing 😂

@bachtiarwardanaalwansyah6871

2 жыл бұрын

Omg me too

@lifeofafarmer1281

2 жыл бұрын

Same

It is actually interesting that they have calculated the amount they save by having a scary guy cutting the meat for you in order to make you eat less of it is enough to justify employing a whole extra person

I love you guys channels! Keep up the amazing work and make sure to give your editors a big bonus because they are amazing!

I was actually the "meat bouncer" (actually a specialty cook) for 4 years... There wasn't any boss telling me to do or don't do.. anything. You can come and get as much meat as you want, at the end of the day, we weren't thinking about you at all, also we weren't allowed to refuse the customer of another slice. I actually used to pre-slice them so anyone could have as much as they want. My boss never told me I wasn't allowed to do it. I worked at a local buffet though, this might not be the same elsewhere, but I actually enjoyed when people came to my specialty bar because I am the one who cooked the steaks and ribs and I always got compliments for my cooking which made me smile instead of being overbearingly grumpy like most of all my coworkers there.

@thelonelywoodstock674

Жыл бұрын

My dad was a "meat bouncer" as well (carving station, cook 1) at a casino buffet. He was told give a person a certain amount initially but if they asked for more, then give them more. He'd also precut the meat and was only discouraged by a higher up who just didn't like him. My dad and his coworkers also didn't think much of people coming to the station. I only remember one time he mentioned a person getting a crap ton of food and he was just impressed by how much they could pack away. Other than that, people were mentioned cause they were rude.

@freddykrueger8076

Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is, based on how Restaurant Workers are treated by Management and Customers, that Management telling them to watch portions would probably backfire into “Meat Bouncers” serving larger portions more often.

@candypower9988

Жыл бұрын

But that's why the boss puts them there, they obviously won't tell u

@2ndpartycrasher954

Жыл бұрын

Ahhh! So what you are saying is compliment the meat bouncer so that they give you more meat. Nice...

@incredibleflameboy

Жыл бұрын

As a meat bouncer do you play a special type of basketball where you use meatballs?

My mom would always joke how I would ironically (as an asian) never eat rice at a buffet. 7 year old me with 4 slabs of prime rib on my plate was apparently just way ahead of the game

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@aur9035

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god thats so cute to imagine, just a little 7 y.o with slabs of high end expensive meat on their mini plate 😭

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

@@aur9035 yea

@notnotalwen4891

Жыл бұрын

Yup you are asian all right

@andyrew1670

Жыл бұрын

same here bc whenever she'd say "we have food at home" the food she meant was rice

18:38 Imagine how intimidating it must be to watch a video about eating as much as you can at a buffet, at a buffet.

@eduardoquevedo7004

5 ай бұрын

Doing this right now at China

Easiest way to make a buffet go bankrupt: Have a teenager's birthday party at whichever buffet you want to lose money.

When I was younger I went on a cruise ship and the buffet there had really good pancakes for breakfast, I remember having so many pancakes (like over 12 times going up for 3 pancakes per plate) the server just started calling me the pancake king and would refer to me as it whenever she served me food. That was pretty cool

@papyrusskeleton2331

2 жыл бұрын

All hail the pancake king ! May he eat pancakes by a dozen every morning 👑

@brohuh

2 жыл бұрын

All hail the Pancake King🙏

@ACreative_name

2 жыл бұрын

All hail the pancake King 👑

@KyrenShat

2 жыл бұрын

aint no way 😂 people hailing me thank you guys!

@trolltoyourheart9051

2 жыл бұрын

@@KyrenShat u shall be hailed. "ALL HAIL THE PANCAKE KING!"

Matpat: how to beat buffets Audience: why? Matpat: cause f*ck them, that’s why!

@shikoshiko1210

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gWeGycyhfsjZn5s.html......

@flying5634

2 жыл бұрын

Want green screen matpat meme template? I got you (wait for Monday lol)

@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal

2 жыл бұрын

Alright Mr popo

@flying5634

2 жыл бұрын

I was done making it just wait until Monday. Y'all redditors just wait.

@rugbytimezone5480

2 жыл бұрын

@@flying5634 just gonna reply as a reminder don't mind me

5:15 ok my family loves Golden Corral and let me give u guys the layout real quick to the left we have salads and all the way to the far right we have the desert, the straight dead in the middle we have the sea food.

Golden Corral really knows what they’re doing with their sweet rolls.. those Hawaiian style rolls are unbelievably good… and hard to resist.

"The meat bouncer is judging you for your gluttony" is the best sentence I've ever heard 😂

"Put food on smaller plates." Me: Stacks the food on top of each other and balances it to my table no problem.

@paisleesheppard5629

2 жыл бұрын

Efficiency is you

@starplatinum2414

2 жыл бұрын

Buffet employee: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen. Buffet manager: So it would seem. You: *Balances a Tower-of-Babel-sized plate of food back to your table*

@WorldinJeopardy

2 жыл бұрын

People like me who do not like their food touching do not synergizer well with buffets lol

@Egerit100

2 жыл бұрын

@@WorldinJeopardy I don't care about that at all. In fact most of the time I prefer to cram it all together so it's easier to mix. Although every once in a while I grab things that I don't like to mix

@XL.Pumpkaboo

2 жыл бұрын

Sort of same. I don't pile it higher than I can easily balance.

Another tip: pick your buffet place wisely. I have been to really good (local Chinese restaurant) and really bad (golden corral ironically). The food quality and the environment really makes a difference. The cheaper and grosser the place, the less you are gonna eat (as you probably should for your own health haha).

bold of you to assume im wearing anything at all

Lets take a moment to realize THIS ICONIC MAN took a TAPE MEASURE to as Golden Corral🥴🤯

@jazberrybear

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey uh why do you have tape measurer?”

@garrettbrunner8425

2 жыл бұрын

To measure how longs they slept

“They give you smaller plates, they give you smaller bowls” Me stacking food on top of the food already on my plate.

@iasomnium919

2 жыл бұрын

Me and my little sister when we were little: "See, all these trips back and forth let us burn more calories to get hungry again and we can eat more! GENIUS!")

@banman0725

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how you beat the system

@siege824s8

2 жыл бұрын

I dual weeild plate on each hand

@aidenlosee

2 жыл бұрын

*Tetris music starts playing*

@armadillolover99

2 жыл бұрын

My dad would always stack plates. One plate for meat, one for salads, one for miscellaneous items

Love this video. Because I do love a Buffay. But also, I actually really liked green screen mat. I think it was a really cool experiment to have you in the video more. Not that the usual game theory editing isn’t wonderful, but it was really cool to actually see you talking to us more

Seeing stuff like this is really helpful for those starting-out on KZread, thanks so much for sharing!

As someone who's buffet friend group is called the Buffet Mafia, we appreciate yall spreading the truth

@adenhickman5780

2 жыл бұрын

Where can I join this. My humming bird-like metabolism will make any buffet pay

@electron2601

2 жыл бұрын

Omg this had me laughing so hard that my wife made me leave the bedroom so she could watch her show in peace.

@boiledbean

2 жыл бұрын

Do they kick you out if you eat too much

@connorparsons5523

2 жыл бұрын

@@boiledbean, my uncle got kicked out of a restaurant because he ate too much when he was a kid.

@miauBLEACH

2 жыл бұрын

@@connorparsons5523 i mean, don't be greedy but they are supposed to feed us. We are the one who pay them to give us food, what else do they want?

Wearing sweatpants, distracted by this video, drinking mostly just water, all while stuffing my face at home…

I hope everyone in this comment section can have the experience of the buffet at Rio Steakhouse. Flipping the script of the "meat bouncer", the staff there brings the meat to you. Each seating has a card that you can flip, revealing the red side, to indicate that you need a break from the meat. And the twist: if it's a reasonably quiet day, and you don't make use of that card, the staff will most likely serve you meat faster than you can eat it.

Imagine just enjoying your meal and you see Matt measuring plates at a buffet restaurant

@mentaya11

Жыл бұрын

I'd say hi and offer to help with the research.

@Tristis_Nomani

11 ай бұрын

@@mentaya11 you probably wont be of much assistance

@mentaya11

11 ай бұрын

@@Tristis_Nomani It's possible, but it seems strange to assume that of someone you don't know. I have an extensive scientific background and know how to conduct research and experimentation. Besides, I like to eat! I'd be enthusiastic if nothing else. I think it would be fun to work with them.

@nbria4688

11 ай бұрын

@@mentaya11🤓

@mentaya11

11 ай бұрын

@@nbria4688 Pretty much.

I've literally skipped the meat section because of my social anxiety and now I learn they're doing that ON PURPOSE?!

@nguyenduyphuc3924

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how they get you, lol

@monhi64

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it is a good idea, just to prevent massive waste. We just gotta get more bold lol

@manatakamiya4589

2 жыл бұрын

@@monhi64 Bring a friend and challenge yourselves to see which of you two can ask him for more. Sounds stupid, but the more of you there are, the more the group effect and peer influence will negate this kind of social pressure.

@roystondaniel2849

2 жыл бұрын

@@monhi64 yeah they want to prevent waste lol

@chriswhite4408

2 жыл бұрын

@@manatakamiya4589 lmao I love that your solution for peer pressure is just have more peer pressure in the other direction, honestly that's genius

“Bouncer of meat” was something i didn’t want to hear matpat ever say

Some birds don't mean to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. -- The Shawshank Redemption

Theory: best brand of bubble gum for blowing bubbles

@mel-uy2lw

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@m_artroom

2 жыл бұрын

Y eS S

@late-start-vlogs

2 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome

@ithankfuldudes915

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone comment this so MatPat can notice it and do it

@Little_Hickory_Stump

2 жыл бұрын

Hubba buba

When my dad's brother was a kid, his parents didn't like taking him to buffets. The reason for this was that my uncle was a typical geek, complete with the thick-framed glasses with tape above the nose and dress shirts with ink stains on the pockets. He developed a formula to "make sure he got his money's worth" at the buffet, but overestimated the capacity of his own stomach. The result was that he would eat until he couldn't keep the food down. He also stubbornly refused to accept the fact that his "perfect equation" had this fatal flaw to it, and got sick every time he went to an all you can eat buffet.

@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97

2 жыл бұрын

Smart stupidity

@KhangNguyen-qn4bh

2 жыл бұрын

@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 ironic as it’s finest

@Santor-

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like how most people do it.

@pleaserespond3984

2 жыл бұрын

That's adorable.

@logandillard122

2 жыл бұрын

His stupidity XD

9: water so they never forget to stay hydrated

Your funniest video that I've seen so far :) Good job!

MatPat: "How to Beat the Buffet." Me, after my 7th plate stacked 8 inches high: "You mean I can eat more?"

@ethanworks9917

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤢

@trinitech6868

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bendy514

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... You can get more than 1 plate of food in buffets? What have I done

@malexthegreat

2 жыл бұрын

well i mean one of my local buffets was permanently shut down because ONE PERSON ATE TOO MUCH IN ONE GO

@malexthegreat

2 жыл бұрын

@@bendy514 i have had 3 plates full since i was 10, and no that isn't an exaggeration..... unfortunately

As someone who works in retail: don't ever feel weird about going to a store several times. We don't remember. Sure if you speak to the cashier a lot, he'll possibly remember your face, but probably only if your a regular customer. Can't te you how many times i had people buy something to immediately notice they forgot something and be back at the register in 2 minutes and by the time they are back it's like I've never met them. Retail workers don't care.

@wnxdafriz

2 жыл бұрын

??? this confuses me... when i ran an electronics department my store manager was wondering why the store was getting calls for me personally.... honestly.... i felt pride if i kept seeing the same people.... meant i was doing things right.... too bad store gets bought out by some investment group and they ran the store franchise into the ground.... left when it was obvious where it was heading

@ViolosD2I

2 жыл бұрын

It's not really about the server remembering you, or caring. It's that you THINK he might.

@Esterfox1987

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViolosD2I IKR

@musgodness

2 жыл бұрын

But what if I'm handsome? 🙁

@ami96984

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViolosD2I and what would him seing you twice do?

I find this so funny cuz I went on holiday when I was younger and there was a buffet. I would stackkkkk food on my plate….. so that I didn’t have to go back 😂😂😂😂

I loved this. The style (due to the age) was nice. It felt like looking back to one of my middle school year books from a few years ago. Or watching one of those old timey Disney cartoons I grew up with staring characters like the three little pigs or the big bad wolf or little red riding hood. Who else remembers those. In any case, this felt nostalgic, and I really enjoyed it.

Golden Corral: Sir for the last time, you aren’t allowed to bring tape measures in here.

Me, in Asia, where the meat cutters give us literally half a duck per turn: “I have no such weaknesses.”

@cringyhuman3210

2 жыл бұрын

Also whenever I eat rice in a buffet my mom will beat me to death lol

@nitsuga_but_not_really

2 жыл бұрын

@@cringyhuman3210 I love how every mom on the line will, in perfect harmony, to advice every member of their group to not choose any rice or carbs amd go straight to the most expensive meats the table can offer. And also to throw out your shame through the window because she will beat us if we get full first before her.

@kadlifal

2 жыл бұрын

Me who Really know that Judging Thing feeling When getting the 6 cup ofcoffee in winters or 5 cups of Strawberry Ice cream while hershy Like dude i feel like that person will say You Are a Snorlax or what

@stell4423

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir so true

@kadlifal

2 жыл бұрын

I have never been to a buffet lol

That footage from Souplantation made me incredibly sad; I miss that buffet.

One time in 1986 at the now-defunct King's Table Buffet in Moscow, Idaho, I visibly ate so much (because instead of making endless trips, I would get all that I could eat at once, because i knew how much I could eat) that the restaurant manager actually came to my table and asked me to put some of the dishes back. As that sounded like a health code violation - and because I was, you know, hungry - I just stared at him incredulously until he sheepishly walked away. It's one of the highlights of my entire life.

Me: eating lunch while watching this "Looks like I'm ahead of the game."

@aceeduventures

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXWKpcmcpajPcqw.html

@Idkmikeal2789

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Johoony17

2 жыл бұрын

😂same

@stellanovaluna

2 жыл бұрын

@ik ur cool I’m a Christian myself but cool it down and don’t spam like what the freak is this

@gasolinewhat

2 жыл бұрын

Bro me too

I find the whole “Bigger plate, the more you eat.” Stat to be hilarious considering that whenever I go to a buffet I just stack all the food up into a mountain.

@comandercrypto1318

2 жыл бұрын

same, for breakfast buffets my plate is an entire meal stacked 6 inches high

@comandercrypto1318

2 жыл бұрын

then 2 more plates after that(the 3-4 plates are main, extras, fruit/corned-beef hash, dessert, second plate of dessert)

@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97

2 жыл бұрын

I admire your actions

@Santor-

2 жыл бұрын

If you put a plate on top, like a burger, you can stack higher if you push down on the top plate to stabilize. Alternatively, you can do what I do, just bring a bag, cart or wheelbarrow.

@kathoden135

2 жыл бұрын

Veritasium's next video title: The Simplest Most Efficient Math Formula For Packing A Buffet Plate. Thumbnail: Buffet companies can't solve it! *shock face*

All I know is smaller plates DEFINITELY didn't stop us growing up. If you weren't still hating yourself and in overstuffed pain 5 hours later you were doing it wrong. Better luck next month kid.

when i went to a local buffet as a kid, they had fried noodles with broccoli (i fricking LOVE broccoli) and I would get as many servings as possible, they i would go and get ice cream when i was nearly full. I loved going to that buffet

The green screen actually wasn't a terrible idea, it's a good way to take up screen time when you don't have much to show. Also, it's fun seeing how you move when you talk.

@kingslushie1018

2 жыл бұрын

I agree!

“Like a modern day Oliver” and on that day of recording they discovered what to name their son

@curlyboicyrus

2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious but also THAT PROFILE PIC!!! Barry’s one of my highest comfort characters!!

@J3SWorld

2 жыл бұрын

*"I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ".,

@Wishy.

2 жыл бұрын

@@curlyboicyrus I agree 100%

@KittyNinjaYT

2 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Is that Barry???

@wolfiegames1572

2 жыл бұрын

This was recorded in 2019, so Oli was already born

Well here in germany we usually only have chinese all you can eat and it's often stuffed with 20 variants of rice and noodle dishes, veggy sushi and fried chicken waste. The expensive duck meat is very limited and the serving container is also stuffed with lots of bean sprouts and veggies. At the end you pay 15-40€ (depending on the restaurant and day/time) for essentially just really cheap food. When we go to our local asian gourmet temple I always try to only take a little of the noddles and lots of the expensive meats topped with some sauce so it goes down better. After those feasts it's usually enough of food for the next 2 days.

This was quite possibly the most entertaining food theory video I've seen, i loved it lol

Restaurants hate him! Eat the whole restaurant with his one simple trick.

@jakelater596

2 жыл бұрын

No

"Greenscreen MatPat isn't real, he can't hurt you." greenscreen MatPat:

@shamilmurtazaa4391

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this commnt lol

@pilotmoo2449

2 жыл бұрын

@@shamilmurtazaa4391 Same.

@emilycrow8216

2 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

Bro I never Had any Problems with going 4-5 times. I pay for the whole Buffet - I eat the whole Buffet!

i have a very difficult time falling asleep, but this man's voice puts me to sleep right away

Fun fact: The Golden Corral in the city I live near was shut down because the owner was found guilty of murder

@thekitmi9156

2 жыл бұрын

Woah

@markszakallas6677

2 жыл бұрын

i guess they found that out piece by piece :)

@Idkwhattoputttt

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully that was acctually steak

@Kiev-en-3-jours

2 жыл бұрын

Well. That's actually also the case for all other Golden Corrals shut down.

@Lutefisk445

2 жыл бұрын

My local one was finally shut down after years of back and forth health violations. Now it's an animal hospital, so I'd say things turned out for the better

golden corral brownies fill you up instantly and like 20 minutes later, you're hungry again

@Exclusive1011111111

2 жыл бұрын

U mean u are hungry.

@knalb_

2 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy theory

15:36 this is why i keep using the bathroom at buffets, its an acceptable way to pass time and it clears my mind and stomach

Is that gingerpale's "what did I do wrong?" in the background? Love it!

Food Theory Idea: Does love actually affect the way food taste?

@legendofzeldarules44

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! You'll subconsciously rate food higher from people you love, and having loved ones around you can make restaurant food tastier.

@msmaria5039

2 жыл бұрын

I second this idea!

@l0rdharbing3r__

2 жыл бұрын

this one is so good yes

@spamtong.spamton8416

2 жыл бұрын

That's a really good one.

@cameronhuff5170

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't. Love isnt a substance it's connections and responses in your brain. Love could, however, affect the way the chef cooks (although by very little). And via human psychology, if the customer knows (or thinks they know) that the person who cooked their food 'cooked it with love' then they are more likely to enjoy it i suppose.

"There are children dying of hunger" That isn't gonna make me feel bad about gluttony, the food isn't going to them anyways.

@Rambo-lv9hu

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA! Yes!! I just tell him hurry up and put it on my plate.

@vinny9868

Жыл бұрын

They'd rather throw it away than try to donate it.

@toonasag

Жыл бұрын

Ya true

@dckrell

Жыл бұрын

i'd just say 'well fun fact you guys throw away food rather than donating it so even if I eat more there's still a lot of food in this restaurant which mean you are trying to guilt trip me over something that doesn't matter alright now where's my food'

@birgio1363

Жыл бұрын

absolutely ruthless goddamn

I always head straight to the back cuz of that, even tho I’m not a fan of steak and stuff, there might be something I like back there, I always go there first and then you back down and then desert is last

My parents would call me cheap for going for fried chicken as a kid, but nowadays my main target in buffets is sushi.

"There is a 41% chance you are wearing sweatpants" Me who isn't wearing pants: My power is beyond your comprehension.

@herowither12354

2 жыл бұрын

So.. You're wearing a skirt?

@KlrKurt64

2 жыл бұрын

no he wear short

@greason

2 жыл бұрын

Im english, u could just not be wearing pants and still be wearing sweatpants lol

@herowither12354

2 жыл бұрын

@@greason Sweatpants are a type of pants, tho.

@ty21000

2 жыл бұрын

@@herowither12354 i think they meant they arent wearing anything on their lower half of their body except maybe underwear.

"People who eat while distracted tend to eat more." Well, that would explain why I had so many servings of burgers, fries, and other things when I was in the college dining hall. I was busy watching KZread and Anime.

@xyzzy64

2 жыл бұрын

literally though lmao. I would just sit there watching youtube for like an hour and then boom i've eaten several servings of lunch

@TMS0615

2 жыл бұрын

I have eaten all my ramen i have to stop watching anime all the time lol

We've had an all you can eat Japanese chain open in our town. It's so good! But the plates are small, the portions are small and the food is brought out to you (though freshly cooked). I've not managed more than three plates but the food is so tasty , usually a few hours after finishing I'm already planning our next visit.

HAPPY 3/4TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY FOOD THEORY!!!

Potential theory: What cereal is actually the best best cereal for an active day?

@joshthomas1423

2 жыл бұрын

I actually would LOVE THIS because I need this. I love cereal but I won’t know which ones best

@jagerbluetooth43

2 жыл бұрын

None. Eat fats and proteins. Eat sugar/carbs after activity, not sleeping for 8 hours.

@LeileyWow

2 жыл бұрын

Old fashioned oats with fresh fruit and nuts (I also like to add brown sugar & peanut butter to mine)

@biancabrooks280

2 жыл бұрын

Theory: Are Wheaties _actually_ the breakfast of champions??

@jagerbluetooth43

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeileyWow adding fiber lowers glycemic index. Why not limit glycemic load?

This is what goes in my head when in a buffet: “I paid to be here, and everyone else paid to be here, We all want to make the most of this, We won’t judge each other for going for fifths.”

@lucethedoormat81

2 жыл бұрын

mood

@eclecticsoffy

2 жыл бұрын

The perfect mindset to beat the business and get maximum profit

@siege824s8

2 жыл бұрын

I go with a u gon learn today mentality

@blck4333

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@jennytaylor3986

2 жыл бұрын

I DO however judge the people at my previous town's buffet who would hang around the shrimp like vultures before proceeding to pile their plates high as soon as it refilled so that unless I was also watching like a hawk I never got any.

I loved the transition with the thrown sweatpants!

the accent! love it 9:30 ..acting!!

If you want to ruin a buffet, bring a bunch of friends into competitive eating. If you _really_ want to ruin a buffet, select competitive eaters that has the same birthday as you.

@minecraftgamer2474

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm doing with my friends when were older!!

@ssheepps8199

2 жыл бұрын

@@minecraftgamer2474 OMG YES I'LL PROBABLY DO THAT ONE DAY

@mercster

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you intentionally ruin a business offering a fair service. It's one thing to get the most for your money; it's another to think it's awesome to "game the system" and hurt innocent people.

@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercster Oh boohoo.

@abcxyz6606

2 жыл бұрын

So you people want to ruin buffet, drive them out of business? U know all business need to cover their cost, right, so if people greedily and purposely only go for expensive stuff and being wasteful, buffet will either have to increase price for EVERYONE or go out of business. Is that what you people want? You people are so Smart 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

“ How to BEAT the Buffet“: Don’t eat there. Congratulations, a winner is you.

@Sugondeeze

2 жыл бұрын

True, the company will fail if no one goes there

@hail_yeet462

2 жыл бұрын

that how sizzler died

@idiotsandwich7528

2 жыл бұрын

you madlad, you just beat the system.

@lukesites2457

2 жыл бұрын

@@hail_yeet462 that's because sizzler sucked. Everytime I went there somebody in the group got sick

@Galoric

2 жыл бұрын

U fucking legend

Man , I accidentally thought that 'lost' was 'last' and was sooooo dissappointed , But then I realized it was a year old.

18:21 Makes sense, I ate half a tub of blue bell ice cream