5 mins in and we have a pitch perfect German impression and Harry Kane eating a bowl of goals. Long live king and king.

@xisckillerx7578

Ай бұрын

He got the high pitch constant shouting of kimmich spot on

@angterrana

Ай бұрын

Eating a bowl of goals is hilarious 😭

@edwardbaker9657

Ай бұрын

I'd love James to do a whole podcast in that accent.

Jim SURELY can’t think that hoodie looks BETTER than the tshirt over a hoodie??

@sebastianharrison-wood2560

Ай бұрын

He has to be aware. It has to be a joke on us. Somehow

@sebastianharrison-wood2560

Ай бұрын

I should've watched first. I went way too early

@danielmcmillan6902

Ай бұрын

He had us in the first half ngl

“It really suits my agenda” ~ football twitter in a sentence. It’s beautiful.

No way is Jim wearing a qpr kit over a hoodie

@angterrana

Ай бұрын

One week ban

Maybe the title confused that guy. Maybe he thinks James is the permanent fixture and Flav is the recurring guest *for now*until someone better comes along

@_mcslash

Ай бұрын

James... And flav for now

@creativeamerican8811

Ай бұрын

Tbf that does make it sound like Flav is going to be a hand puppet.

@AusSpurs

Ай бұрын

James. And Flav… for now?

@Jimbobiscuit

Ай бұрын

James? Sure. Flav? For now.

Flav is the reoccurring guest FOR NOW, hence then name James, and Flav for now.

jim is the most 13 year old looking 37 year old of all time, saville’s dream

@cadetlimbo

Ай бұрын

horrendous statement but so accurate

@72Reiss

Ай бұрын

a Celtic fan would know.

@barnaclefelching4079

Ай бұрын

Brutal, yet

@celtic69

Ай бұрын

@@72Reissstaunch royalist saville aye, still got lizzie in your dressing room?

@xisckillerx7578

Ай бұрын

​@72Reiss Sevco FC is built on loving the nonces in the Royal family

Flav looks like he's joined the New Wellness centre and is full of positive orgones

@lewismundy8230

Ай бұрын

He does believe in crystal skulls

@euanneilson8175

Ай бұрын

Dude, crank up the orgonometer and bring on module 2! ​@@lewismundy8230

@louisfox8539

Ай бұрын

James is changing his name to Jared

@lewismundy8230

Ай бұрын

@@louisfox8539 oooo, that's not good

@jamiepettengell1145

Ай бұрын

Amazing what arsenal getting booted out of the champions league can do for a man

Genuinely thought they’d got Joshua Kimmich to make a brief appearance there. Sat in work with the podcast on I had to pick my phone up just to be sure. Phenomenal stuff

Surely after last week calling wearing a kit over a hoodie unattractive and looking like a slob, Jim wouldn't be wearing a QPR kit over a hoodie.

@edenholt4394

Ай бұрын

It’s a QPR Hoodie, not the same thing. At least i hope it is…

I love Flav more with every passing day.

@craigbuckland6584

Ай бұрын

Defo been taking wind up lessons from Buvey

@Jimbobiscuit

Ай бұрын

​@@craigbuckland6584 Flav taught Buvey you mean

Although i too find it laughable anyone would belive Flav was just a recurring guest after 5 years have you considered the podcasts name might not help arid slugs here? "James and Flav FOR NOW" could be read to imply a trial period for Flav that might change? All im saying is consider renaming the pod "James and Flav on an ongoing basis" in a signal the loan move has been made permanent

One legacy that spring to mind is the Kieron Dyer/Lee Bowyer on-pitch brawl. I have literally no idea what these players were like as footballers but just know them as wronguns.

Flav having multiple strokes in a single sentence multiple times throughout the pod was the ultimate tease for the man who wants him out as a guest

Horns at 0:15

@NathanSweeney

Ай бұрын

Thanks mate couldn’t wait.

@barnaclefelching4079

Ай бұрын

Lunatic

"If I beat up a kid would I call myself a boxing championship" might be Flav's best quote.

Think this might be an all-timer JAFFN.

2:46 THAT KIMMICH IMPERSONATION 😂😂

@Kevin.Anthony3

Ай бұрын

That was brilliant! Lol

Potential new bit: Football Rhyming Slang… This the attempt to become the Ulysses S. Grant of JAFFN, and pleasure both the football and non-football adoring slugs. A former employer of mine once asked me to grab the “Romelu’s?” I was taken aback without knowledge of what he was referring to. Stepping out of the vehicle we were in, I was informed that he was referring to the Lu-car-keys. To this day whenever I pick up my keys, the first thought I have is of Belgium’s broadest bald baller.

@sugargay7168

Ай бұрын

Do you know who Ulysses S Grant was? 😂

@Barnsey9

Ай бұрын

Did he not stop the Yanks scrapping?

Need to see flav react to the sheer amount of crying kids in Lille after Emi Martinez shithoused France again 😂. They kept cutting to them all game looking happy and kissing the badge, then cut to them all crying after game 😂

Steven Taylor pretending to be shot when he hand balled it. And Lee Bowyer scrapping with Dyer. Happend in the same game 🤦‍♂️😭😂

Jimmy boy coming hot with a verbatim acted out back and with Bayern players... that level accuracy was just uncanny

Zaha will be remembered for *allegedly* giving Moyes’ daughter a piping

As an Everton fan, bits you don't want your mates to say to you about your club: "You know what, going down might do you lot good mate, you can rebuild" - With the debt and the squad we have we'd drop like a stone

I love the football chat, its seasoned with hilarious bants throughout. Happy with the balance; some moisties are drying up - get out of the salt you slugs! Things evolve. JAFFN makes my week - keep it up lads

As the great Rio Ferdinand once said…”Can’t we just enjoy them both!?” - Love the football chat and the silliness lads! 58:26

My favourite bit is James suggesting new bits every week and then being ignored in the comments, which instead just devolve into fans arguing about who bottled it more

Personally I’m very glad the issue of football chat has been raised. I agree that bits should not be forced and must come naturally, but I think you may be selling yourselves short fellas. We must not forget that these two gentlemen were able to collate 8 weeks worth of high quality chat about buffets and about 5 weeks about sandwiches, so I believe that the two of you have the potential to take any mundane topic and create moments of podcasting glory. Perhaps its worth bringing back the signal, so viewers can sift through and get the gravy, and if they listen to it via podcast platforms, fuck em (make sure to set it automatic downloads and rate 5*). Alternatively, just make more vague links between football and porn, that’s always fun.

You know it’s a good pod when Jim says the all important line “that’s the monetisation gone”

@edwardbaker9657

Ай бұрын

It's probably the most important statement of any jaffn

5:46 Sorry Flav, we went out in the groups in 16/17 and against Juventus in the Round of 16 in 17/18, year after we reached the final.

@flav1139

Ай бұрын

Don't let the truth get in the way of a point

Seeing so many Arsenal fans being ungrateful for the progress that we've made, I hope Flav tear us down. I'm ashamed sometimes to be part of this fanbase

For player legacies, in Scotland National team lore Chris Iwelumo is forever known for his horrendous miss in a 0-0 draw against Norway at Hampden, his international career was over the moment that ball left his foot and I never heard from him again.

Great pod lads. I wonder who James' special guest will be next week...

The irony of flav saying “if you believe in what ange is doing then 5th of 4th is irrelevant” but saying everything about Arteta 😂

@flav1139

Ай бұрын

Haha I said right at the beginning that Arteta is exactly the manager Arsenal need

I'm a Chelsea fan. I've recently been reading the book Unruly by David Mitchell as I have an interest in history as well as football. The book is about the kings and queens of England/ Britain. And upon reading the section about William the conqueror and the king that he over threw; Harold Goodwinson I was shocked to find out that, a month before the battle of Hastings, Harold faught a battle against a group of vikings who had camped out in York called The Battle of Stamford Bridge. That battle happened on 25 September 1066. That's exactly 928 years to the day before I was born. Some things are just destiny. 💙

@safebans1369

Ай бұрын

928 years until your next league title

As a newer listener I appreciate the backstory to the podcast. It makes the Flav slander even funnier 😂

ive sat out most podcasts because of arsenals week, but can’t miss Jaffn; when spurs potentially end title challenge may be a little harder

Conversation to be had over Zidanes headbutt legacy. For a large part of my childhood I had no idea he was so good. I just thought he was the headbutt guy

i understand the bemusement from other fans at the thought that 'it's over', but having lived this title race with city multiple times before you can't help but feel that way. Even if we were in city's position, 2 points ahead I'd still be worried, so to be 2 points behind just feels impossible. No way they drop more points than we do

For players whose legacies are frivolously disappoint things Iago Aspas has to get a mention. Aspas has scored nearly 200 goals in just over 450 games for Celta Vigo, some would say he’s a Celta Vigo legend however all that doesn’t matter as his entire legacy is defined by one howler of a corner against Chelsea when Liverpool were in search of a goal after Gerrard’s slip. He’s even gone on to say that it still haunts him, Big up Jaffn!

As an American. We wear the Jersey over the jacket so 1) you show support for your team and 2) you stay very warm. In America we don’t have home and away sides officially. Outside of college football where it’s kinda known ore then spoken about

I swear it was literally last week that Jim was IN DEPTH telling us why football shirts over hoodies look terrible

Fernando Torres missing that open goal at Old Trafford - that’s his legacy

James if you are going to talk about all of the controversial handball decisions next week then I have the solution! VAR ISN'T THE PROBLEM! Penalties are the problem. Penalties should not be awarded for accidental handballs. Point blank blocked crosses/shots do not warrant the other team getting an almost guaranteed goal. The calls are too difficult to make consistently with the current handball rule and by removing the penalty you remove all of the controversy that comes with a game-changing decision. They should be replaced with indirect freekicks. I think penalties in general should only be given for clear goalscoring offences. Last man tackles etc... They alter results unfairly in too many scenarios IMO.

Here’s a theory: Cole Palmer’s reputation has been ENHANCED because his surname begins with a P, therefore cannot experience the same ‘Penandes’ slander. Smart.

Gary O Neil will get the liverpool job, you heard it here first. You can show a screenshot of this on your ‘How Liverpool Will Play Under Gary O Neil’ video. Cheers👍

Phil Babb. I remember very little of his football career but very vividly remember the time he split himself on the goal post. Even thinking about it causes a wince.

Where can i watch these ripple effect episodes? I cant see it on the channel videos?

@joeyoung3510

Ай бұрын

Spotify mate, think they do normally end up on the channel a little later on

Started coaching in America. Kids call bibs ‘pinnies’ over here. Mental. Just checking in from California. The team I support in the UK, Newport County AFC are currently in the worst form of all 92 clubs with 7 straight losses, the worst form since we reformed in 1989. Bring on the end of the season and a big summer window 🤞 keep up the brilliant pod guys

I think the most damning thing you can say about Cole Palmer's personality is that he suits Chelsea

Interesting one recently, found out I’m the only one of my mates that doesn’t undo the whole trousers before pissing at a urinal… I’ve always undone my flies. Reached in. Found my member from within my boxers via the front access and proceeded to piss. 🤷🏻‍♂️ apparently most people undo the button and the flies of the trousers and just pull down the boxers. Does seem a lot more convenient on reflection and more comfortable having tried it since I found this out.

James and flav for good should be the pod. Love both of them

Heartbreaking legacy: Asamoah Gyan missing the ghana penalty 2010 after suarez handball

Clicked expecting some regular banter about Arsenal crashing out Got an detailed narration of Wayne rooney waking up after a night of love with a granny This is cinema. 🔥🔥

Villa fans are happy :D

Proud to say I've watched since the Matt Wilson days and remember Jim steeling his place on the pod. God I'm old and do want some kind of medal

Any actual functioning adult Arsenal fan would argue for Saka, Rice, Saliba/Gabriel, and Ødegaard to be in any team in the world. A few people would shout about Ben White and hes great for what he does and seaerves credit but he isnt world class. This pwrception of Arsenal fans genuineky saying majority of this XI get into any team in Europe is so overblown dor sensationalist sound bites.

The Kimmich/Kane skit 🤣🤣 engaging stuff!

As a football fan I enjoyed this Podcast... As a slug I really enjoyed this Podcast... As a Spurs fan I FUCKING LOVED this Podcast Great Guest to have on James

Porto away for Arsenal was the biggest sign that maybe Arteta doesn't hold the current squad to as high a regard as everyone else was doing at the time. How do you go to Porto away and not play to absolutely hammer them???

Cole Palmer is a throw back of number 10. All technique, hopefully it brings the role back and shows a movement back towards allowing individual talent, the flip side is his sides shit.

As a Southampton fan, Vergini scoring that crazy volleyed own goal against us for Sunderland is all he will be known for. I was there, that was the first of 8 goals… setting the tone

that still makes david dunne look like rory being his camp self

Lived in the US for the past 10 years so well versed in both Stone Island get the badge in culture as well as the jersey over the hoody culture. To answer Flav's question about what is considered "hard" in American sports fan culture, it's pretty much how obnoxiously loud you want to be as there is no away fans section at most venues, so you are in broad daylight behind enemy lines. In England I am sure we have all been there when we have had to go incognito as the only ticket we could get was in the home end for an away game, we wear neutral colors and we give it the the subtle clench fist and mutter "yes" under our breath when our team scores as to not blow our cover. In the US, when an away fan is double hard they do the opposite. They make sure everyone around them knows who they are cheering for and inevitably this leads to quite a lot of fights, specifically at NFL games. They let you drink in your seats at US stadiums too so that definitely has a big part to play in it.

You know what? Within 10 minutes, I noticed I had started reflexively clenching my jaw... but love you guys and the pod 😂

New bit idea: Things your dad told you that you blindly believed because it was your dad, at the football or just generally. Mine is that when I went to my first Forest games as a kid, my told me that we were singing HOOF GOES THE COW after the opposition took a goal kick. I was 15 when I finally realised it was YOU'RE SHIT AHHHHHH. Much to the amusement of my mates.

When going to NFL games it is normal to have the jersey over your top. This is partially because the jerseys are so big since they are meant to be worn with pads underneath

Terrible legacies 🤝 Adam Johnson

Rob Green will only ever be remembered for that mistake at the world cup. Even Baggio to an extent is mostly remembered for missing the decisive penalty in a shootout.

Is there anything more joyous in life than writing a witty comment under a JAFFN pod. Only for it to be read out the following week, maybe releasing a little giggle from our two kings. A man can only dream.

The guy you need to be worried about at an NFL game is the bloke with no shirt on, slamming beers in buffalo when it’s -30 degrees outside.

THAT Karius grandfinal will haunt the poor guy for the rest of his life

santiago verginis magnificent own goal is definitely his legacy

In American sports it’s pretty normal for us to wear jerseys to games. Baseball, American football, basketball, hockey, very normal to wear jerseys to games for all of those sports. I find the conversation around wearing kits in European football funny as an American considering how normal it is for us over here lol

The lack of nosh chat in my life has been almost as bad as the recent lack of noshes in my life

03:00 You actually sounded like Timo Werner!

@jaymurray6051

Ай бұрын

Dang I missed that 😂

"you've gota let bits grow naturally". class.

As an arsenal fan this humility was therapeutic 😂 thank you for the laughs

I still remember morten gamst pedersen for that absolutely shocking dove against arsenal in 09

was absolutely sweating bullets during that civil war talk if this pod ends that might just be the tipping point i might just end up jumping because i can’t handle the disappointment from liverpool recently combine with the ending of this pod i’d be a absolute terror

Where has £800 million squad come from?

That palmer take is pretty poor icl

Good one for the tainted legacy bit is Gareth Evans. Solid efl career for Bradford, Rotherham and captained pompey to the L2 title. But in his first stint at Bradford, stepped up to take a last min pen to win the game. He absolutely slapped it and it went past the post and knocked a disabled woman out of her wheelchair. Not only did he cost them a win, but he almost murdered a disabled person.

I think the idea that Neymar didn't really do much following his move to PSG could lead to him in the future only being known as the 222 million guy. His legacy at Barca could be largely ignored. Shame considering MSN was one of the most exciting attacking trios in history at it's peak.

Really should get this Flav guy on more often.

Ben Thatcher remembered for THAT 'tackle' on Pedro Mendes.

legacy tarnished: may not be the best timing given his current form, but I would say that the shouts for Aguero being among the top 3 premier league strikers of all time have completely vanished following Haaland's opening season

For tarnishing their legacy while playing it's got to be Jon Walters scoring 2 OG giving away 2 pens and kicking the ball into his own face. But for tarnishing the legacy after playing has got to be Matt Le.Tiss and his wild conspiracy theories no one is thinking about him flicking the ball over that guy's head and banging it anymore

This podcast is so much better when you chat about football!

@safebans1369

Ай бұрын

🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

David Dunn's legacy was the quote about watching himself score on MOTD whilst getting a blowie off of Jackie Degg

Nothing worse than when you’re desperate to win a cup final, watching the game on the pub, you’re 1-0 down, and every decision the ref makes seems to against you but whoever you’re with says “good decision that” why don’t you go and marry the ref if you love them so much

Hoodie and kit combo works

Phil Jones legacy after ((successfully)) scuttling across the ground like Gollum to clear the ball

If you combine the NFL jersey over the hoodie, with the cheek bone face paint like the players sometimes have don't be around them in opposition colors when they're drunk.

I like Kane’s legacy of leaving to win cups and then Bayern Happens. I’ll always remember that the most about Kane and not all those goals he scored. I’ll remember Bayern not winning

just to put my own thoughts across, jaffn is great no matter what, its a great pod

Like the footy shirt over the hoody Jim, strong look

Happy Friday boys, love to everyone

Thought Jim was wearing a really cool sweatshirt until I realized what he was doing 😂

Long ball street pod was class back then