"You know, dragons are well known to feast on deer, so if you see a deer carcass in the woods, it could be the leftover of a dragon, therefore dragons exist."

@untoucheddioxide1349

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

@therealbnasty3719

2 жыл бұрын

Got one question tho what’s big enough to chomp on a whale

@dimitri_tsm

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealbnasty3719 Nothing really

@therealbnasty3719

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitri_tsm then wtf do they miss chunks of flesh lol

@dimitri_tsm

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealbnasty3719 Are you talking about the picture in the original video?

"Maybe, the Megalodon is a vegan now." *Loses his shit*

@Atoru

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, who wouldn't? It's not Shark Tale lmao

@dreammaker9642

2 жыл бұрын

I lost brain cells and i am never getting them back

@adnsaurus

2 жыл бұрын

Veganodon

@therudeorcaa8053

2 жыл бұрын

@@adnsaurus sounds like a pokemon name

@superzockertvyt9630

2 жыл бұрын

@@therudeorcaa8053 yes

The Megaladon is incredibly smart and patient.. biding his time, waiting just for the right moment to break out and release his new podcast

@hmmyou2544

Жыл бұрын

No, he's just been losing and re-growing his teeth, putting on a trench coat and hat and then selling them to tourist shops and living off that revenue

@Spottedshade

Жыл бұрын

matt-galodon walsh

@altacclaptop3

Жыл бұрын

Aw hell naw they be letting anyone podcast these days

@azhdarchidae66

Жыл бұрын

@@hmmyou2544 mariana trench coat

@sirblue5586

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Question: Why are people so obsessed with hoping an extincted shark is still alive?

@ic0nic707

Жыл бұрын

Because children will click on a video about cool giant sharks.

@juciymiddle3102

Жыл бұрын

Because "big shark cool"

@gooberr_man

7 ай бұрын

because kids are obsessed with prehistoric animals and "megalodon" is one of the easiest prehistoric marine animal names and is a "cool" big shark

@mephilesthedarkultimatevillain

6 ай бұрын

Let alone a shark that's so damn big? And one that can easily swallow a whole-ass yatch in one go? Why are we hoping those things are alive again?

@Ya_boi_khoi

5 ай бұрын

Because they can’t accept the fact that it simply died off. They have to have 100% proof that it doesn’t exist for them to believe it.

i love how whenever the guy says 'according to scientists' it cycles through five different stock clips of people in fake lab coats looking at whiteboards

@horrorgamestv6564

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lmaoo

@void1776-0

2 жыл бұрын

@@horrorgamestv6564 1cc

@skolkor

2 жыл бұрын

"According to scientists" or "research shows" may be the most misused sentences in history.

@manhadenovo

2 жыл бұрын

lab coats AND safety glasses around whiteboards

@skolkor

2 жыл бұрын

@@manhadenovo Reminds me of when I worked in a lab. Someone was taking pictures of my colleagues for the company website and told them to "look busy", so one of them was just awkwardly holding a wash bottle next to the fume hood. He may even have worn a lab coat even though we only used them for very special occasions.

"The mariana trench is the..." *shows indian ocean and great blue hole

@butterqueen767

2 жыл бұрын

Duh

@Lifea16

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, B,R,U,H.

@sleepykittyMMD

2 жыл бұрын

ikr?!

@jessicamarsh1337

Күн бұрын

I wanted to scream when I saw that.

I don't visit my attic. That means that there must be a Tyrannosaurus Rex living up there

@seantron5291

10 ай бұрын

Bro’s got Jurassic Park above his house 💀

@minaashido518

10 ай бұрын

Did you leave any amber/frogs up there

@iwannasleep.

3 ай бұрын

Schrödinger's T-rex? Schrödinger's attic?

"if smaller fish can adapt, who's to say the megalodon can't?" Dinosaurs. Saber toothed tigers. See any other mega fauna. Guess what came out of dinosaurs evolving to new environments? Birds. Tiny [compared to dinosaurs], tiny birds. Ugh.

@gisela_oliveira

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the Megalodon has evolved too... Into a tiny shark 🤣🤣🤣

@glauberglousger6643

2 жыл бұрын

@@gisela_oliveira later shark or cookie cutter? Or is that too small

@Altz_0512

2 жыл бұрын

@@gisela_oliveiramaybe sharkman

@vinny_rivera

2 жыл бұрын

Well land animals only smaller ones lived but the ocean was safer from meteors, ofc the megalodon doesn’t exist anymore obviously but pretty big creatures still survived I’m sure down there

@NotElchamo

2 жыл бұрын

And chickens

"If the Megalodon is truly extinct, how is it that we keep finding so many teeth?" Gee, I wonder why all the dinosaurs left their bones behind when they went extinct

@haka-katyt7439

2 жыл бұрын

Man how come ancient civilisations left their remnants when they fell, it just makes no sense!

@Benutzername474

2 жыл бұрын

Man how come walls are made out of walls? It just makes no sense!

@mateuszsosnowski5876

2 жыл бұрын

Man how come when you shatter a vase it doesn't evaporate like in videogames? It just makes no sense!

@succyamum4127

2 жыл бұрын

gee, it's almost like the original video was SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE

@Benutzername474

2 жыл бұрын

@@succyamum4127 **GASP**

Only 1% of my closet has been explored, thus the logical assumption is that a Tasmanian Tiger is living there.

@vvcreative2628

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👍 Well , I can't argue against facts and *logic*

@Ilikebugs2464

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in your shoe john

@frugity9559

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ilikebugs2464 Wtf lmao

@artfidzonwheels1613

2 жыл бұрын

Nope… thats the home of megalospider…

@7thwardserpent83

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god you haven't seen me in there yet

“There’s no tooth fairy” “There’s no Easter Bunny” *And there is no Megalodon alive today.*

@nikola7211

5 ай бұрын

You are god damn right

@kevincarter6001

3 ай бұрын

Oh nooooo . All our childhood are ruined. We have nothing to believe in except ufos now.

20:30 That’s literally Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands. Just for those unfamiliar with geography, Not only is Guam closer to Japan than Iraq, which itself hardly has a coastline at all, but it literally borders the Mariana Trench mentioned earlier in the video! I only recognized Guam from its quarter, yet that one revelation was enough for me to lose whatever shred of faith I had left in “Factsopedia”.

@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.

Жыл бұрын

Certified "bruh" moment.

@serimus

Жыл бұрын

That part dropped my IQ by 100%

@dogsareawesome9197

Жыл бұрын

I recognized it was guam from the shape and that the bigger shape it was surrounded by was the mariana's trench

@serimus

Жыл бұрын

@Nameless lol

@merucrypoison296

Жыл бұрын

@@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. Reddit

Only 0% of the earth’s core has been explored, therefore there may be a shark there

@SomewhatSummarized

2 жыл бұрын

Nah that’s where King Kong and Godzilla live

@cindin3802

2 жыл бұрын

Whats really cool is that there may be previously unknown microorganisms in our earths core, surviving in ways previously thought impossible.

@cindin3802

2 жыл бұрын

Its a cool thing to think about

@snchan9894

2 жыл бұрын

I thought we nuke the core to restart the rotation 20 years ago.

@viggodjupstrom6837

2 жыл бұрын

@@cindin3802 wait, so you are telling me that it might me microorganisms in melted iron, several thousands of degrees (I mean °C incase you think I mean fahrenheit) high?

Maybe the real Megalodon is the friends we made along the way

@nightfall_9411

2 жыл бұрын

I always wondered... Where did this line come from?

@dankey1546

2 жыл бұрын

This joke is timeless. haha

@Archalias100

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightfall_9411 a 4chan user on a One Piece thread

@yooo5324

2 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite comment

@jarisai3193

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

“Whales are floating buffets” is easily my favorite quote from this video 😂

You can tell this man felt personally attacked when the coelacanth was used as a point, his expression said it all.

"It looks like a ladybug, it acts like a ladybug an it has the appearance of a ladybug, so it must be the Meg." Is the most accurate description off all the videos arguments.

@theodfe60

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I concer

@misplaymishaps5202

2 жыл бұрын

Looks AND has the appearance of a lady bug? Bargain.

@thecipher8495

2 жыл бұрын

@@theodfe60 conconcur

@StardustCorvid

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecipher8495 concouncourer

@offbrand_2863

2 жыл бұрын

@@StardustCorvid concourcourer

Fossil: Factsopedia: "This fossil is proof a living megalodon was here last Tuesday."

@timothyhoenikker9641

2 жыл бұрын

yo can I invite him to my birthday or somethin

@helix4608

2 жыл бұрын

well, we better get ready to see some t rex and raptors too once we find that meg, if the meg adapted to the depth of the ocean and became vegetarian who could stop the others dino to do the same right? 😂

@R0NTHEJELLYFISH

2 жыл бұрын

@doomguy3539

2 жыл бұрын

I don't really agree with scientist flawed way of testing fossil age but it likely died Thousands of years ago when gigantism Was very common with large prey to feast on so people saying it's surviving on bioluminescent Jellyfish and tadpoles in the Mariana trench is Bullshit

@jonathanbjorkman700

2 жыл бұрын

“It was in a Starbucks on Cuba I saw someone with a meg tooth, that must mean that megs do exist.” Seems like perfect logic no?

Only 1% of the blood in my veins has been explored, therefore it's likely there's a Megalovania swimming around in there

@fonalilana5848

Жыл бұрын

I have never explored my neighbors house, so I can confidently assume that there may be a Stegosaurus inside.

@TheKaoticFoxi23

3 ай бұрын

A MEGALOVANIA LMAO

On the point of water having no scale, when I was a kid I loved Mola mola fishes, thinking they were quite small. Now having seen humans next to them I realize how truly big they actually are-

"Extinction isn't the end" Ah yes, and this floor is made of wall

@kispz8688

2 жыл бұрын

frr

@bongoloboy3800

2 жыл бұрын

And incorrect isn't wrong lmao

@Scarlettt343

2 жыл бұрын

@@bongoloboy3800 of course not. Being incorrect doesn't mean you're wrong Everyone knows that 🙄

@Tyranid_HiveMind

2 жыл бұрын

If you think about it, the wall is a sideways floor

@itchymilk2006

2 жыл бұрын

“Extinction isn’t the end” and the pope doesn’t touch kids

I've never seen the back of my head chances are, it's safe to say that the city of Atlantis, the holy grail, and the sphynx's nose is located there.

@dragonbane44

2 жыл бұрын

Or Voldemort's face

@HamsterPants522

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, the truth is, your eyes were always on the back of your head, and what you've been calling your "back" was really your front all along.

@Jujuthesavage

2 жыл бұрын

Where are you I’ve got a dome to explore

@haruhirogrimgar6047

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, that explains why haircuts are always so cheap for ya.

@JustAGamerPerson

2 жыл бұрын

One thing we will never see is what’s inside of our own eyes. Because to see in there, we’d have to cut them open.

"Mosasaur is better than the Megalodon" finally, a truly cultured person

@-.__.447

6 күн бұрын

Nuh uh

@karapalmer7228

6 күн бұрын

@@-.__.447 Ah, your truly verbose answer has shaken me dear sir, so eloquently worded I can't help but reevalute my long standing opinion thanks to your reply which can only be described, as nothing short of poetry

@zangyloveskawaii6003

4 күн бұрын

@@karapalmer7228😂

“Maybe the Megaladon is a vegan now” bro I lost it at this point 😭😭😂😂

@Thenogomogo-zo3un

4 ай бұрын

If they are, all we have to do is wait. They'll come to the surface and tell us.

As a megalodon myself, can confirm we don’t exist.

@Dustinho19

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily... Wait what

@alebo0

2 жыл бұрын

You're living proof that extinction doesn't necessarily mean the end!

@jakehague1555

2 жыл бұрын

Understandable, have a nice day.

@butterqueen767

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes

@IncultaSingula

2 жыл бұрын

He is the Random Magalodon

His situation is like NASA scientists dealing with flat earthers.

@facepalm7606

2 жыл бұрын

Or doctors dealing with anti-vaxxers

@ukrist822

2 жыл бұрын

@@facepalm7606 These are strange times.

@Extremezotako

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Extremezotako

2 жыл бұрын

@@ukrist822 ikr

@feister2869

2 жыл бұрын

Or religion lmao

the worst part is that this teaches people how to draw wrong conclusions about actual facts

I like how you said “the greatest apex predator, not the greatest, Mosasaur is the greatest” and continued. I am a huge dinosaur fan and love Coelacanths as well. I really enjoyed your video😁

@lahinch_9400

4 ай бұрын

Too bad Mosasaurus isn’t a dinosaur

“How do we keep finding shark teeth if the Megaladon is dead?” *”How was Bruce Wayne born if his parents were killed?”*

@crazedrabbyt221

2 жыл бұрын

How do we breathe if oxygen is everywhere?

@sephikong8323

2 жыл бұрын

Why don't the sun want to fight me if it's so big ?

@Aa-vn5gu

2 жыл бұрын

Waiting for a "how come my dad won't come home from getting the milk if he exists"

@Sirlyfeismid

2 жыл бұрын

How is superman kryptonian if krypton doesn't exist

@screamindog8772

2 жыл бұрын

how did I just eat cereal if there’s none left in the bowl?

The whole video was like: “The megadolon exist” “Ok… prove?” “Trust me bro”

@dauntlessart584

2 жыл бұрын

Cue John Mulaney “PROVE, PROOOOVE”

@AlphariusYes

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Religion

@thattimeigotreincarnatedas

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlphariusYes true

@keithbf9023

2 жыл бұрын

666?!?

@madcap3450

2 жыл бұрын

It's called clickbait

As an Aussie with a love for Great Whites as soon as that last fact came up I laughed out loud! 😂 what an entertaining video, I’m sorry you were subjected to such insanity AVNJ!

Another thing: if a Megalodon happened to be caught and recorded, it would make headlines EVERYWHERE. A coelacanth not being headlined is understandable, since the general public didn't really know about it, but news of the Megalodon: a massive shark popularized by movies and other media almost as much as dinosaurs, being caught would spread like wildfire.

@hedgehog3180

2 ай бұрын

The Coelacanth discovery did make headlines, it just happened like almost a hundred years ago.

watching this guy go into rage mode about fish is an absolute internet treasure

@grebgrimpkit

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's is job

@mhm77887

2 жыл бұрын

i might be salty but i cannot stand when people talk about animals the way you do, implying that theyre "just fish" and such. It makes total sense for him to get this annoyed cause this is his job, his passion. had to say it, go on and call me extra lol im just so tired of this

@zola6352

2 жыл бұрын

@@mhm77887 ok haha hope you have a better day tomorrow

@Arkaniumm

2 жыл бұрын

@@mhm77887 -_-

@timwoods8297

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think he rages about fish, he rages about that guy straight up lying

Meanwhile in another universe: “megalodon reacts to fish biologist”

@alexanderficken9354

2 жыл бұрын

But what if the megalodon was reacting to THIS VIDEO right now? 😳

@zephyr0407

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@videosamurai2874

2 жыл бұрын

There are infinite universes

@justaloser4178

2 жыл бұрын

Megladon reacting on a stupid goldfish sayinh extinct fish biologists still exists

@justinwolfy6197

2 жыл бұрын

"Reacting to Megalodon reacts to fish biologist"

“What does the thermohalin circulation have to do with anything” will be my new favorite thing to say

Only 7% of my shoe has been explored, therefore I conclude that there is a species of Wooly Mammoth living there.

@elfishmoss1457

5 ай бұрын

Probably

"Extinction isn't the end" *She's not dead, she just isn't alive*

@shadowcrab

2 жыл бұрын

OMG ZOMBIES 😨😱

@callmehafid1653

2 жыл бұрын

Well isnt that just aliven't with just fancy word

@duckk4515

2 жыл бұрын

@@callmehafid1653 true

@CRC-1904

2 жыл бұрын

“He’s only mostly-dead, not completely dead” - Princess Bride

@Tystolfo

2 жыл бұрын

"People die when they're killed."

The fact that a biologist said glorified fleshy tadpoles made me subscribe

@t.wcharles2171

2 жыл бұрын

He's not just any biologist He's an ichthyologist

@TxShack90

2 жыл бұрын

I am the 1k like to this comment.

@Keterius

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@eboyicecream1305

2 жыл бұрын

scientists have personality too…

@ServalShots

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same xD

"Megalodons are extinct!" Says the totally not megalodon wearing a human costume. You can't fool us.

bro i cannot tell you how many times i argued this with my ex after the discovery channel documentary was debunked. I was so frustrated and i'm not even a fish biologist i'm just hyperfixated on sharks and sea life

@verozety4040

Жыл бұрын

I would not call it a documentary it’s a mockumentary.

The buildup up to “Factopedia” saying the “15% of the ocean” line was actually great.

@ScionStorm1

2 жыл бұрын

It was like when you tell a cat not to knock something off the shelf and it stares you down while its paw slides the object closer and closer to the edge. "Don't you do it. Don't. Don't do it. No."

@ahumanbeing2992

2 жыл бұрын

9:57

@cryocorn

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScionStorm1 that is a perfect analogy lmao

I love passionate people, I can appreciate how much this bothers him because it shows how much he cares about his interest and work

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

And how easily people are fooled

@Rasendebolge

2 жыл бұрын

And how tunnel visioned people can be. Facts is that there have not been found any megalodon teets og never date and that is enough for "experts" to say that it is extinct. Some years ago a whale species that was though to be extinct for the same reasons was found dead on a beach. The ocean is wast and it is IMPOSSIBLE to have eyes every where. Now I am not saying that the megalodon is absolutely alive out there. BUT I am saying that if a whale species who needs to surface in order to breath can stat hidden from humans for millions og years then it is definitely possible that the megalodon can do the same. Granted I don't think it is alive myself. But I won't deny the possiblelity that it could like this guy does. How can you studie any forms of life and not be open to the possiblelity og some prehistoric lifeform still being around today? I think it is a very unprofesional way to do your job. If you want to peove that something is extinct then show some proof and don't use the fossil records as proof, since they only show the past and in this case not the present.

@eatherjourneyman8357

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rasendebolge there is a vast difference between a whale, a constantly migrating filter feeder that can absolutely travel deep under water for extended periods, and an equally large PREDATOR that lives exclusively in the shallowest parts of the ocean and would have a diet that would consist almost entirely of whales that it would literary tear in half. The vastly lower oxygen levels on earth now compared to when the Megalodon lived would make it impossible for creatures with gigantism, like the Meg, to sustain a stable breeding population. Also, the only way they could even feed themselves properly is to migrate alongside whales. We have tracked literally hundreds of whale pod migration routes and found absolutely no verifiable signs of predation by a predator of that size, so if they are that rare, then even if they did somehow survive everything else until now, then they absolutely do not have a sustainable breeding population and will be extinct in a few decades either way. No, this is not something that you can pretend has room for debate. The Megalodon is extinct

@Rasendebolge

2 жыл бұрын

@@eatherjourneyman8357 that is some good facts and as I also wrote I personally don't think it is alive today. But another fact is that er have NOWHERE to know if it is alive today or not because of evolution. I know that from our LIMETED knowledge of the past which is mostly guesswork about sea levels we think the megalodon lived in coastal waters which I hope it did. And therefore it shouldn't be able to live in deep ses water do to as you commented lak og oxigyn in the water and water pressure. But there is STILL a possiblelity that it could have evolved or maybe allways lived in deep sea water. No humans where even alive back then to dokument the megalodon or the sea back then. And that is why I say that there is a possiblelity and we shouldn't get tunnel visioned and say that it is definitely instinc. And there are many shark species that are migratory (is that spelled correcly?) to some decree so maybe the megalodon was too. I think you have some really good points to why the neg shouldn't be able to be alive today. What you said about the lak af oxygen in the deep waters makes really good sence but we can't just say for sure until we find a way to watch every where in the ocean at the same time I think. I totally respect if you disagree with me but I need more concrete proof before I say that the megalodon is instinc 100% I hope it is since I personally wouldn't like to be out ind the open ocean if it was alive today. Have a very nice day.

@s1l3ntgaming7

2 жыл бұрын

@@eatherjourneyman8357 uhm things evolve?

I want to be a marine biologist I always thought that it was a cool concept that the megoladon was still alive in the Mariana trench before but then I remembered that none of the megoladons prey is down there

9:23 “ the mosasaurus is better “ you have earned my respect.

@SteampunkHorse

Жыл бұрын

Same

@-.__.447

6 күн бұрын

Meg better

*”if the megalodon is extinct why do we keep finding teeth”* god i sure wonder why dinosaurs left all of their bones behind, you would think they would want to pack up, huh?

@benbarrett6429

2 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't pull the "because aliens" argument.

@NoodleOrgans

2 жыл бұрын

it’s just crazy because like, meg’s r huge, there wouldn’t only be one so we would be able to see them daily , i think at least.

@Sunaki1000

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair it would be a good Argument if the Teeth are fresh. Fossiles would be just Stones in Teethform.

@sorryifoldcomment8596

2 жыл бұрын

@Wolfgal900 Boop Exactly! This is what pisses me off. If the Megalodon isn't extinct, then apparently there's lots of food in the ocean and we definitely don't need to worry about other, comparatively smaller sharks going extinct. And we definitely don't need to listen to all these silly marine biologists. I mean, if they think the Megalodon went extinct, then why should we trust them when they claim other marine life is going extinct...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess we don't have to worry about over fishing and habitat destruction and the desperate warnings from so called "experts." How convenient...🤔

@dopplervocals

2 жыл бұрын

@Wolfgal900 Boop nah, megalodon doesn’t eat small fish, it would eat other mammals like whales and dolphins and probably squid, the fish population would be fine

“Extinction isn’t the end” *i’m not doing drugs, I’m smelling cocaine*

@hermannfegelein5595

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@certified9104

2 жыл бұрын

well, there's something called "de-extinction", but i see your point.

@Ben4A

2 жыл бұрын

@@certified9104 very very rare , so rare that it's not even an option.

@theguywhoasked2352

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not robbing the bank, I’m getting money

@13edgelord6

2 жыл бұрын

im not running, im just walking very quickly

I'm pretty sure that ladybug you saw was actually a megalodon though. I asked my friend who's a Oxford janitor who cleans up after marine biologists and after watching this video he confirmed it. I can't tell you his name and there are no records of him every being employed at Oxford but it sounds legit!

Fun fact: The picture taken in 1942 is next to the U-27 which was used during the second world war in the South Africa U-Boat Campaign, and it was a 65 meter long vessel, that "Megalodon" was about 10 meters away from the U-Boat, so we can take that to account. the shark looks like the size of the entire front of the U-Boat, so if we were going off just that, the shark would be about 21.6 meter shark, which would be impressive, but when taking the distance into account, you get a more accurate measurement of two and a half meters, or about seven feet, the reason it looks much larger is because the U-27s front was abnormally small, taking up only about a third of the length.

@snekkie117

Жыл бұрын

this would all be true if the image wasnt a photoshopped image used in a mocumentary made by discover called the monster shark lives.

@virtual5448

Жыл бұрын

@@snekkie117 Yeah, that makes sense, Discovery faking a documentary isn't very surprising.

I have a guilty pleasure: It's called watching experts loose their minds over nonsense claimed by idiots - it both saves me the effort and assures me the world isn't entirely filled with 'empty barrels'. It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'.

@renegadepyro726

2 жыл бұрын

Right! It’s so entertaining

@nerdomatic2489

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty poetic way to put it.

@jamesshunt5123

2 жыл бұрын

To OP. Well, if you condone the people who make the most noise rest assure they can and will cause a lot of suffering. Too many people laughed off anti-vaxers, flat-earthers and hordes of fools spreading utter nonsense. Now they're so many some people consider them legitimate. Ignore these ignoramuses and their crap and one day you will be wading in their sh*t. " It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'." I hope you're right. But there more you talk to people in general the more you'll realize a worrying amount of them are quite willing to believe anything - especially if it sounds good or exciting - and if something is presented in a "thrilling" fashion. "nonsense claimed by idiots" I'd have no issues with that if these idiots had a few thousand viewers. Unfortunately they have *millions* of viewers. And that is something deeply worrying. It means a LOT of people actually believe them.

@RATSLAPPER6189

2 жыл бұрын

Lose*

@renegadepyro726

2 жыл бұрын

@@RATSLAPPER6189 I think I dislike you a lot.

I personally have a Megalodon in my bathtub. He's really nice. I can't show you though. He's camera shy and goes to a different school.

@anglerfish9723

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@WonderstruckGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@anglerfish9723 everything okay?

@NeedyGreedy

2 жыл бұрын

Only 15% of the space underneath my bed has been explored, I think that is enough evidence to suggest a megalodon lives there

@Mafew0690

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see the megalodon :}

@WonderstruckGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@NeedyGreedy you make a compelling argument

This is back when he had to disprove these with hard facts and logic. Now all he has to do is say "haven't we seen this before, how did it get worse quality" to disprove these. 😅

The frustration in this guys reaction is bringing me back to my ecology major days

@vewveveve6098

Күн бұрын

liked because of your profile picture, love the Chubbaca looking dude awesome sauce

As a megalodon with a master’s degree in factsopedia, I can confirm that marine biologists still exist in Area 51.

@hithere439

2 жыл бұрын

I have a zulu name

@Konig141

2 жыл бұрын

Then if you can prove that, then maybe you can prove that crabzilla exists to this day?!

@parthwader7312

2 жыл бұрын

Understood have a great day

@owendoran7465

2 жыл бұрын

As a Rubix cube with a job as a police officer I can say area 51 contains them

@tollliver9343

2 жыл бұрын

As Area 51, I can confirm this is in fact true.

"Marine biologists say it still exists" "What marine biologists?" "You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school."

@lunatheclown7827

2 жыл бұрын

HHHHHHHH PLS

@Leech_Bread

2 жыл бұрын

Theyre also camera shy so dont ask for picturea

@evanislost

2 жыл бұрын

They're actually dating my girlfriend who goes to that same school, so they're definitely real

@bruhb2104

2 жыл бұрын

@@lunatheclown7827 please what what you asking for dawg

@chris8943

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

I will have to correct you on this one tiny detail, but your point is still true, coelacanths used to be surface and even occasionally river dwelling fish (we know this because their bones have been found in the stomachs of fish eating dinosaurs) eventually when the kt extinction event occured, they were forced to adapt to the cold environments in deep oceans

This whole "Megalodon is alive" argument sounds like a middle schooler bullshitting their way to 500 words.

"Extinction isn't the end" No that's literally the definition of extinction

@RJJR-uy8hl

2 жыл бұрын

and this is why education exists

@bluishwolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@RJJR-uy8hl To produce adults who think animals can recover from extinction?

@RJJR-uy8hl

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluishwolf To produce adults who actually know what they’re talking about and not being idiots

@bluishwolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@RJJR-uy8hl Compulsory education has been around for a hundred years. Everyone who is currently alive, idiots included, received an education, so if education is the way to combat ignorance, it clearly isn't working.

@petestewart9442

2 жыл бұрын

@@RJJR-uy8hl and education is not extinct so yea ur right lol

*No photos of Megalodon exists* Photoshoppers: "Fine I'll do it myself"

@johnhamirkarim3696

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, is this the real you?

@mightyproduction6

2 жыл бұрын

Haha lol

@alexogzz943

2 жыл бұрын

Everywhere I go... I see this guy without a mustache

@bagguettioman1048

2 жыл бұрын

This crocodile is so big, this spider can capture it's prey with it's webs, it must be a sign that the megalodon exists! Genius! I can't believe I'm the smartest man in my town.

@krisnacahyana1826

2 жыл бұрын

Grow some mustache can you

Only 10% of my bed has been explored, so I guess I have a megalodon living under it, just sitting there eating popcorn while I lie in my bed watching this.

Nothing is more interesting than an expert talking passionately about their niche- I wouldn't have been driven insane by this video if seen in my own time, but I feel your investment secondhand!!

@SteampunkHorse

Жыл бұрын

I agree :)

“The scientists and marine biologists are real people” Sources: Dude trust me

@pyroteknikk3127

2 жыл бұрын

This meme is used to imply things that aren't true. So.

@kevinnguyen6076

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyroteknikk3127 That's the point he was making. So.

@dudewhatfuck5604

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyroteknikk3127 scientists aren't real. It's like Obama. Have you ever met Obama or a scientist in real life?

@NeedyGreedy

2 жыл бұрын

@@dudewhatfuck5604 holy shit you're onto something

@satanbutworse

2 жыл бұрын

@@dudewhatfuck5604 *oh my god.*

Also like, if the megalodon didn't go extinct and "go into hiding" in the deepest depths of the ocean... Wouldn't that mean it must have evolved into a different species entirely to adapt to such a place?? Therefore the megalodon is extinct regardless lmao

@inspiregaia

2 жыл бұрын

BIG BRAIN TIME

@ogheros5541

2 жыл бұрын

True and real

@cakenoobs3488

2 жыл бұрын

The ultimate hiding place would be either Venus or the Mariana Trench Reason why: hardly anybody looks there and if anybody came looking for you then their body would implode because the pressure there is around 50x more than what we usually experience also because nobody thinks you will be there because the hiding spots are almost a desolate wasteland with nothing in it

@cakenoobs3488

2 жыл бұрын

Also why the heck would the megalodon want to go into hiding in such a drastically different place than what they live in and enjoy

@ytrewqmcnoggin4480

2 жыл бұрын

Would one say a species is extinct if it evolved?

As a fellow Marine biologist, this was so hilariously satisfying to watch 😂😂😂 subbed!

@Poopenfarden

Жыл бұрын

Kinda sounds like cap

@Cat-yx7xc

Жыл бұрын

Say sike right now

@fawzanahmad9781

Жыл бұрын

Rlly? List every single species of fish all over the world rn

“I can’t think of a worse hiding place than the Mariana Trench” Land, probably.

The “how is it that so many teeth are being discovered if the Meg is genuinely extinct?” killed me. Wait till this dude hears about how many dinosaur fossils we have found

@edenthatsme9672

2 жыл бұрын

Its gonna blow his mind LMAO

@imhappy7632

2 жыл бұрын

"proof that dinosaurs still exist"

@mahatmaniggandhi2898

2 жыл бұрын

if dinosaurs are extinct then HoW dO yOU eXpLAiN jURrasSiC pArK?

@treyanimationz

2 жыл бұрын

The state of Florida finding doezens-hundreds of Shark teeth on land a year : allow us to introduce ourselves.

@skcul3583

2 жыл бұрын

@@mahatmaniggandhi2898 tf is your username lmfao

The sky is so big, just imagine what kind of megalobirds are out there and we wouldn't even know it

@remedy-1879

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. I spit out my coffee.

@runic6452

2 жыл бұрын

Galaxy is so big, just imagine what kind of megaloaliens are out there and we wouldn't even know it bro

@joefrayling9263

2 жыл бұрын

@@runic6452 ironic thing is that statement isnt actually as stupid as (I'm assuming) you'd want it to be lol.

@Ilikebugs2464

2 жыл бұрын

Rayquaza is up there I saw him I swear

@ThePotatoSapien

2 жыл бұрын

@@runic6452 not a good example, lol. I’ve never heard of an alien UNbeliever, most scientists agree that there is other life out there than us.

9:29 dang if it adapted to all of that might as well consider it a whole new species, because it would require a lot of genetic change in order to be able to survive to it all that the original genome might as well here a completely new one

The fact that Factsopedia is a verified account keeps me up at night. WHY?

I never thought that watching a fish biologist irritated to oblivion would be that much entertaining. Thanks for sharing this great video!

@odacova3319

2 жыл бұрын

It's weird how you have so many likes and no replys

@PoorPurpl

2 жыл бұрын

Now they have 2 replys

@bobbybouche1575

2 жыл бұрын

Make that 3

@PoorPurpl

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbybouche1575 nice

@kiriuxeosa8716

2 жыл бұрын

Pick any subject theres bound to be someone who wants to challenge decades if not centuries of scientific research based on provable facts mainly because someone told him "My cousin's brother's best friend's hairdresser saw it"

Alternative title: "Fish Biologist loses his shit at someone's pure stupidity."

@papiadas9617

2 жыл бұрын

Marine biologist

@egg1609

2 жыл бұрын

@@papiadas9617 it litterally says fish biologist in the title dude

@kam008

2 жыл бұрын

@@papiadas9617 also marine biology is different from fish biology

@ultimopyro1063

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer to use the term liquid animal scientist.

@vive335

2 жыл бұрын

Fish dad losing his shit at a channel made for money

Did you know that the dinosaurs didnt go extinct? Instead they actually invented space travel and live on mars now

It does exist. I can prove it. My local Fish 'n' Chip shop serves it Megalodon and large chips for £15.00 Bargain!

“Extinction isn’t the end” He didn’t die cause I pushed him off, the gravity killed him.

@mariosunshinelopez3716

2 жыл бұрын

imagine if someone does say that after going to jail for pushing someone off of a cliff and going "but sir the gravity was in on it therefore it should also be arrested"

@di-riso

2 жыл бұрын

Its a natural death,i mean gravity is natural

@happysongs4kyrone

2 жыл бұрын

Extinction isn't the end. It's just an unplanned death of an entire species.

@Josh-sh8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@@happysongs4kyrone or planned 😏

@AK-xi5vy

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you doughnuts really understand what he meant with that? Being officially defined as "Extinct" by humans doesn't mean there are no species of that animal left, it means they haven't been seen by humans for a certain time.

“Don’t say it. Don’t say the line” “only 15% of our ocean has been discovered” god I burst out laughing

@HamsterPants522

2 жыл бұрын

You're laughing. There's an entire undiscovered civilization of aliens under the sea and you're laughing.

@warduxe

2 жыл бұрын

@@HamsterPants522 -_-

@HamsterPants522

2 жыл бұрын

@@warduxe Serious people like you are no fun.

@warduxe

2 жыл бұрын

@@HamsterPants522 -_-

@HamsterPants522

2 жыл бұрын

@@warduxe -_-

him "maybe the megalodon is a vegan now." me: dies laughing

Marine biologist ❌ Fish biologist ✅

Genghis khan is still alive. The arctic exists, this would be the perfect place for him to hide. Thus he is still allive

@joshcabrera7212

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly can’t argue with this flawless logic

@elizabethbekker3001

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like a fair argument to me.

@arizonaranger6024

2 жыл бұрын

Bro im telling you he is alive I swear there’s been sittings

@putatankinamall7168

2 жыл бұрын

My boi temujin khan

@marcelosol4941

2 жыл бұрын

Also he is vegan

“The chance of the Megalodon surviving is less than 1%” Well yeah, 0% is less than 1%

@Qbgarden

2 жыл бұрын

So you're saying there's a chance? Jk.

@blackhatmagpie6287

2 жыл бұрын

Smart man, Smart man

@aleatoriedadepure

2 жыл бұрын

from 0.1% to 0.9% is less than 1% so yes megalodon has a very very very rare spawn rate

@Polymerata

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleatoriedadepure is there a way to spawn kill him? I've been waiting for over 900 years

@yomomma3251

2 жыл бұрын

@@Polymerata No, you have to run across the map so it’s allowed to respawn.

British accent check Stock footage check Crack pot check Clickbait check

@robfrank8393

2 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, Brits are basically clickbait humans

One of my goals in life is to make a video so utterly ridiculous that it makes a scientist cry in frustration. 10/10 for 100% gibberish.

“Extinction Isn’t the end” “I’m not sleeping I’m just taking an 8 hour power nap.”

@menshevikbear176

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@guardian1439

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp makes it funnier

@huntercool2232

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t with the pfp 😂😂

@graem5160

2 жыл бұрын

hehe

@MortySmith

2 жыл бұрын

"im not breathing im just inhaling oxygen"

I like to imagine the megalodon isn’t extinct just because a massive shark swimming around sounds cool. They’re definitely extinct, but a man can dream.

@spagetiormeat2668

2 жыл бұрын

Tf they are

@spicyladyhunter

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but we've only been to 5% of the oceans on Earth so the other 95% could have other bizarre creatures lol Edit: Bruh I didn't mention anything about my opinion of the Megalodon being real, I should've known that commenting on KZread was risky

@hehehehe6970

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyladyhunter has* it def has some weird ass monster from the depth of hell man

@lottepepplinkhuizen9220

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyladyhunter 20%

@user-fg3dz5kv7q

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyladyhunter No it doesn't work like that, that's the only argument people who believe megalodon still exists have

There’s something so pleasing about listening to someone who knows their stuff absolutely tear apart a nonsensical “argument” like this. Amazing 😂

“He’s just making things up!!” I honestly think it’s so cute that you were surprised about that. Bless your heart, never change 🙌💛

we haven’t explored the whole sky, dragons must still be alive Holy shit, I'm surprised by phone didn't explode

@ayeeshaalana2225

2 жыл бұрын

But dragons do exist, they come from a box with "here were dragons" written on it with black marker

@an_7426

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayeeshaalana2225 😭😭

@wjollo

2 жыл бұрын

A dragon has attacked Helgan

@gachagalaxy7606

2 жыл бұрын

U like SCPS to?

@crablord8499

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayeeshaalana2225 Well, they don’t exist anymore… R.I.P.

He literally just showed us a life lesson about not trusting everything you see on the internet.

@rageraptor7127

2 жыл бұрын

Or literally to just question everything and try to only acknowledge things put out by people who dedicate their lives to make discoveries for the topic

@dailyGameTrend

2 жыл бұрын

He's trying to disprove someone else's beliefs actually

@uhuh.2232

2 жыл бұрын

@@dailyGameTrend huh?

@dailyGameTrend

2 жыл бұрын

@@uhuh.2232 the title is reasons a meg may exist, not reasons why it does still exist

@Ilsezwarts

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, this isnt a very believable video in the first place xD

This might be one of my favorite videos I’ve ever seen on KZread. The absolute rage is infectious.

I once got a similar "proof" video in my recommended and the thumbnail was literally a GTA5 mod with a Megalodon laying on the beach, you could even see the main character, Franklin, standing in front of it...

You can find megaladon teeth in the USA Midwest. Therefore the shark has grown legs and lives in the dessert

@SirMethos

2 жыл бұрын

While some of them evolved into vegans living in the Mariana Trench, others evolved into desert dwelling land creatures. :P

@cryoraptora303tm2

2 жыл бұрын

They evolved into IRL garchomps

@pagal8155

2 жыл бұрын

@@cryoraptora303tm2 garlodon

@imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222

2 жыл бұрын

We’re all screwed

@TheIhplodur

2 жыл бұрын

Sandsharks.

“Don’t say it” “He’s going to say it” “Don’t say it” *Only 15% of the ocean has been explored* 🤦

@BackBeater

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you someone with a brain

@anidiot192

2 жыл бұрын

I can accept that evidence for saying some horrifying monster is down there, some like octopus that spits venom, has a crab-like shell, the ability to see in pitch black darkness, and has beyond human level intelligence, but my reasonable brain doesn't accept that as evidence, my thalassophobic brain however does accept that. Which saying "it exists because my thalassophobia says it does" is litterally better evidence than everything in the video.

@YoKRz

2 жыл бұрын

@@anidiot192 same

@solsoil

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure now we have explored 20% idk tho

@evilbrynn3802

2 жыл бұрын

"only 95% has been explored :P"

I watched this video last night and I cannot even begin to tell you how pleasing it is to listen to you tear this apart. As a softcore fossil fanatic, the meg tooth one had me screaming.

@Thenogomogo-zo3un

4 ай бұрын

I think we must be getting some sort of sadistic pleasure watching him break down before our eyes

"Maybe the megalodon is vegan now", "There's so much plants In the open ocean".. 😭

"don't use my favorite picture," he sounds so fed up with the world

@Zazume_

2 жыл бұрын

I can totally understand. I mean, look at this picture! What a friendly looking fella that is!

@TheRealCARCHARO_boxing_n_more

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zazume_ hi fellow person that just commented!

@Zazume_

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealCARCHARO_boxing_n_more Sup!

"Its a proven fact that if the ocean exists the megoladon is still alive".

@happyegg1797

2 жыл бұрын

I have a pet megalodon, I can’t show you bc he died

@ayanamirei4412

2 жыл бұрын

@@happyegg1797 F

@flyingvenus

2 жыл бұрын

@@happyegg1797 i have a pet dinosaur my family owned way back before like 1 billion years ago i think. it died because of a meteor

@thinking_arachnid7315

2 жыл бұрын

@@flyingvenus but first dinosaurs appeared 252 million years ago in the triassic period

@connmanw7953

2 жыл бұрын

@@thinking_arachnid7315Thats the joke

I especially love how according to his photos the Mariana trench is located in the Caribbean.

16:21 AVNJ’s true form

"Maybe the megalodon is a vegan now" literally after saying it probably lives in the deep, an area known to be literally sunless and impossible for photosynthesis.

@arcturus4762

2 жыл бұрын

It would make more sense to say it suddenly evolved an archaea-like system that allows it to consume radiation or heat for energy

@fabian.a.p

2 жыл бұрын

@@arcturus4762 I mean, you're right 😂

@MammalianCreature

2 жыл бұрын

@@arcturus4762 That would be cool to see in an animal that lives in a polluted region. Like a fish adapting to consume and live off of all the oil and plastic in the ocean. Chernobyl already has the animals that live there slowly getting more radiation resistant over generations.

@joyless869

2 жыл бұрын

I might be wrong but iam pretty sure there are organisms capable of chemo synthesis instead of photosynthesis, not defending his point at all tho

@luckyblockyoshi

2 жыл бұрын

@@joyless869 I think you’re missing that vegan = eating plants only

Alt title: Marine Biologist slowly dies inside over a period of 24 minutes

@rhino5250

2 жыл бұрын

And 23 seconds

@relic4948

2 жыл бұрын

and possibly 2 milliseconds

@Virtixgo

2 жыл бұрын

And 43 microsecond

@forestrot666

2 жыл бұрын

I can relate,as a level of ologist

@imakestupiduzibuildsonwarz449

2 жыл бұрын

and 12 nanoseconds

You can actually scale the shark in the first reason with the animal in its mouth, it seems to be a seal and using that we can concur that it’s obviously a regular great white

I have a crazy theory! What if the Hawaiian islands are just on the back of a meg,now that’s a really good hiding spot. 😂