"Because I'm daddy's little princess, and I know what daddy wants..."🤣

I pretty much went through the same experience in catholic school in Brooklyn with my Italian dad.A priest beat me up pretty bad for writing a curse word on a girls book.I was 12 years old and he beat me like he would a grown man.The priest than called my home and screamed at my mom and said some stuff that was very uncalled for.When my mom called my Dad at work he immediately came to the school and came and got me in the general office.He then found the priest in the cafeteria and grabbed him by the throat,and then asked him how he liked to be hit by someone bigger and tougher.My dad was no criminal but he was a tough as nails man that protected his family.

@user-mx5ym8yp3p

Жыл бұрын

Don’t read girls book: Write it.

@WorthlessClips

10 ай бұрын

Suuure

Can't beat some Chrissy Chaos. Also a history connoisseur. Your cousin and him would have a fantastic time.

So the reason some of the schools were open on the 13th of September was basically 2 fold. Adults were so upset and being a parent to smaller kids who couldn't really grasp why their parents were upset were sent to school so their parents could " lock the emotional reality down a bit" to not traumatize even further their young kids. Gave parents a time to regroup. The 2nd reason was to show the kids that everything was going to be ok while also letting them be with kids their age so they could go through it together.

"people got questions" is the best throw away line in a bit I've ever heard.

This might be my favorite stand up comedy story I’ve ever heard for real.

Britt, I was having a shitty day yesterday. I wasn’t even going to celebrate on St Patrick’s Day. Then I watched one of your videos: Gabriel Iglesias Stopped by Border Patrol. And i know you end all your videos with, “Go have the day you deserve.” I’ve heard this several times but yesterday, it’s what I need to hear. It hit different. Had one of the best nights of my life last night. Just wanted to say Thank You and God Bless.

He does a podcast with Sal Vulcano that’s hilarious. Speaking of, Sal’s standup called “Possible Terrorism” is one of the most hysterical stories I’ve heard. Well worth a watch. It’s up there with “The Machine” for me.

@abducteeofearth1703

Жыл бұрын

I have your pantssss

I'm only a few years younger than Chrissy, grew up on Long Island. We were back in school on Thursday. I was like 13 and they hid everything from us. Just rumors of bombs at the world trade center and kids getting pulled out of class, and teachers crying. It wasn't until we saw fighter jets flying overhead and everyone's parents were home (not normal for us) that we knew something was up.

W reaction!!!! im so happy you watched this, Ive been meaning to comment to watch it for a while probaly one of my favorite stand up stories all time

He killed that show!

Damn you put in a lot of work. Hope it goes great for you.

I LOVE this bit

I taught in Manhattan. Schools were re-opened Thursday.

Almost everything on This Is Not Happening is hilarious. If you ever just want to throw a random reaction of a comedian you’ve never heard of into the lineup it has plenty of options.

5:35 He did wind up with suspension before and after school, and kicked off the basketball team. But he stayed in school and the family’s threatened lawsuit mysteriously went away. Wild!

You should react to his ”dad stories” on the YMH podcast, hilarious 😄

Kevin Heart - White water rafting. So funny

Yes!!!!! Chrissy Chaos!!

Chrissy D at his finest. We all love this babes Tampa Tony stories. #NoFumes #WeiShongShen

Chris said on a podcast that one of his dreams is to do a tv series about his dad's life

He said on a podcast the reason that he does comedy is his psychologist 😂

We gotta get some Theo Vonn and Ali Siddiq in the Mix next!!! you wanna talk about story telling? lol

@evangelina3541

Жыл бұрын

Theo Vonn with his Darryl Strawberry story was hilarious....

@youmadbro7733

Жыл бұрын

Theo V, white privilege!

Haha, totally forgot about him :D This reminded me of Josh Wolf for some reason. Please react to Josh Wolf - Best Practical Joke Ever or Josh Wolf - Dick Pics :)

@bryansproles2879

Жыл бұрын

Both of these are hilarious 😂

@evangelina3541

Жыл бұрын

Josh Wolf is hilarious, he makes any not so great day forgotten because your too busy cracking up.

That was hysterical 😂😂😂

"Kill for some hummus" - nice slip =) lol 😅

Britt makes me swoozey! 😅

I'm from San Antonio TX i was in my 4th grade class when tower's were hit, the whole school Had news playing when it happened Yes, kill for Hummus lmao

I was on the forecastle of the USS JOHN YOUNG.....

Hilarious 😂😂😂 I believe it

I watch this every 911

His grandad was a mafioso who went into war and that story was hilarious.

The reason CD classes open up so soon is/was it was an all boy Catholic School not a NY school.

This is a classic bit right here by Chrissy D.

Good young comic.

Chrissy Comedy Cellar 😂😂

You probably recognize him from Guy Code!!

More Chrissy Chaos!

I was getting my haircut in bootcamp in the navy. Almost didn’t believe it

@danilapolesciuk4316

7 ай бұрын

Well thats one hell of a way to find out you're gonna be going on deployment

On 9/11 I had just gotten into a friends truck to go to the store and he turned the radio on and they were reporting the first plane hitting the tower, and even though the reporter didn't know what was going on yet, I turned to my friend and said "that sounds like a terrorist attack." Then the second plane hit...

I don’t know where you found this guy, but you need to find more of him.

I remember just getting into his and Yannis Pappis pod History Hyenas and they broke up. Was some decent content..I miss it.

He was on Guy Code

I love Chrissy D❤️

Tony may be in an organization if you catch my drift!

yo Chrissy Chaos!

More Chrissy D for sure

You should REACT to Luca Di Stefano's AGT Preformance

I was ALSO in my 8th grade Language Arts class when the towers went down. I grew up in DC, and we actually had kids whose parents worked at the Pentagon and it was a similar super rough vibe to what he's describing here. If someone had laughed at somebody for thinking that they lost a parent and then that person turned and attacked them, I am 100% on team "detention." Like, I don't condone violence, but it's fuckin 9/11. NOBODY was acting rationally during that shit and everybody was flipping out. Some level of understanding needs to be extended, especially to kids who've suddenly learned that their parents might not be coming home

@91GT347

Жыл бұрын

One of my best friends was a contractor, doing networking in the Pentagon. We lived in MD.

Kids were at school on Wednesday no joke.

Always the context with youtube Good Lord we all know what it was

I suggest, if you are interested in this kind of rapid fire comedy, check out some of good ol’ Robin Williams stand up.

I watched it live. On fox news Seen both planes hit the towers very 😔 😢day

ALLEGEDLY

He has other great stories about his dad kicking a guy's ass for dissing Chris' mom (long after they were divorced) and sneaking him into field-level seats at Yankee Stadium.

8th grade english for me too!!

You should check out Josh Wolf Best Practical Joke Ever.

Check out Chris distefano dad stories on ymh clips Tom seguras podcast And a night to die for on 2 bears one cave

Ali siddiq next !

@techpunked

Жыл бұрын

Mexicans got on boots

Chrissy cupcake in the house

Haggard 😂

His father thought he was gay since he was 7 years old. One time he ate a blueberry yogurt and his Dad knew he was gay because of that.😏😄😄

Schools did start that fast again, ir was just airports that took a minute.

You should check comedian Chris Porter

Chris puts more into the story a few years ago when he did joe rogans

Check out Chris distefano dad stories on ymh ( Tom seguras podcast)

It probably wasn't closed because it was a private Catholic school.

Probably know him from Guy Code.

Most gen X kids had criminal parents for sure. My dad was one too.

Please react to Brad Williams. I think you'll like him. Who doesn't like a 4' tall midget, with no filter. His "Fun Size" show is hilarious.

Watch Joey Coco Diaz Catholic nun bit. Similar situation. Diaz fought a Nun.

Yo, no way, i was in 8th grade English on 9/11... I remember it vividly, they rolled in the tv on wheels and we watched the 2nd impact live, it was crazyy.

Dad dropped the soap.

9/11 i was in grade 9 math class

@heywoodjablowme8120

Жыл бұрын

I was working with a Libyan guy. He instantly became unpopular.

Please react to Josh Wolf’s Best Practical Joke Ever when you get a chance.

Yo you should react to booyaa tribe 911 featuring Eminem and b real

Yah, that’s Chrissy.

CHRISSY D BABY

Can you turn up the opacity on the clips you react to?

🤣

He reminds me of Ben Affleck!

Nah... He got lucky with the chair. He should be grateful he didn't catch a pen.

His emotional reaction as a teen in that situation is understandable, but it is definitely not acceptable or appropriate. Expulsion seems fairly normal.

You are absolutely beautiful if you weren’t told today

There’s a funny video out there of him on Tom Segura’s podcast talking about his dad.

@mattroper7214

Жыл бұрын

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And the moral of the story is Trump 2020.

For the love of God can you chimed in at the end of the video of 5-minute video should not take 15 minutes

Learn to listen

@BrightStick14

Жыл бұрын

Do you realize this is a REACTION video? …

If people could plead insanity in moments or emotional outbursts or rage associated with emotions there would be alot of killers getting off easy lol