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Beyond hilarious, I had to pause video just so I could catch my breath because he got me totally roaring with laughter at the high chants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed so so so hard in a long time, just hope the story is not true but you never know, he is still here and making money off that story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
haha glad you enjoyed it!
@wellnesportstore9519
Жыл бұрын
i cant believe how idiotic some people are trying to be....in all his stories he got other humans that were there and they getting asked all the damn time and they get bored to say that all of it is true and here we are people are still hoping its not like at this point is beyond coping
So if you’ve seen it, the college party movie “Van Wilder” is actually based on Burt’s time at Florida State. Dude was a legend there.
@hughjanus9557
Жыл бұрын
What?!?
@paulvamos7319
11 ай бұрын
@@hughjanus9557He was in the movie! 😂
@hughjanus9557
11 ай бұрын
@@paulvamos7319 never knew that. Haven't seen it in a long time and I didn't know who bert was at that time. That's awesome though!
@paulvamos7319
11 ай бұрын
@@hughjanus9557 Yes, he was a background actor back then before his career took off like a Saturn V rocket! Love your monicur btw, I just love that they are all yelling it as they chase him! 🤣 👍
His "fighting a bear" story is so good, he talks about it being one of the first few dates he had with his wife too 😅
It's called Dunlap Syndrome. His belly done lapped over his belt. :)
@chriskringle5191
Жыл бұрын
🤣
Louis Braille invented it at age 15 in1824 based off of Charles Barbier's "night writing" (code for sending written messages at night on the battlefield) Helen Keller used a braille typewriter to prepare her manuscripts and then copied them on a regular typewriter,
As a guy with a belly bigger than I wish to have, let me educate you on the pants issue... Pants have to hug the waist because if they were big enough to go around the belly that hangs over the waist, eventually the pants will loosen from around the belly, fall below the waistline and BOOM! Moon over Miami! Class dismissed. 🙃
@CH3NO2Semonious
Жыл бұрын
Just checking to see if it was already posted. 👍
@JustinReynolds5
Жыл бұрын
i would add, a belt in this situation does not help, just adds to the effects of gravity.
Louis Braille invented the Braille system in France in the mid 1800's. I didn't know that either, but your question inspired me to look it up. Wow... reaction entertainment & education! Sweet!😊
To me, his best story. In tears laughing every time
As a fat man with no ass, let me tell you: it ain't easy, lolz. Having the pants up over the belly significantly lowers mobility, and having them low means they're always trying to fall down, and a belt barely helps. One tucked in shirt, suspenders, and then outer shirt is often the best way to go for guys like us.
@jonnyati
Жыл бұрын
suspenders gang!
I think he thought Hellen Keller wrote a diary, which is weird. And that’s the connection.
This show is called This Is Not Happening. It's all comedians telling completely true stories and they're all insane. This is one of the tamer stories and that's saying something.
The guy on stage next to him is Ari Shafir. Ari’s dad was a Holocaust survivor. Plus there’s a whole thing about Ari dosing Bert with molly.
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but Bert does have a book- Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
You crack me up about the belly thing. Probably cuz I'm old and have seen lots more of these bellies than I ever want to see.
Ari Shaffir was the first host of this show. I think I remember that it may have been his show. Please do some of his comedy. 7 min sh*t story is great. His most recent special, Jew, is a masterpiece as well, but I’ve not looked to see if there’s short clips yet.
😂 That hurt I was laughing so hard, I think I might be scared had me in stitches! 😂 Your laughter is contagious and beautiful! You are gorgeous and a little bit of fluff don't make you any less so! ❤ Love from Oklahoma Britt!
I haven’t been able to refind Bert’s daughter’s new Korean school story. It’s priceless. Knock and scratch story is another good one
You reacted to Bert's "The Machine" story about his experience with the mob in Russia. In case you aren't aware, a movie called "The Machine" is coming out very soon starring Bert with Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker from Star Wars) playing his dad. It's about the Russian mob story and looks absolutely hilarious! I can't wait to see it!
"I'm sure her daughters don't have these crazy stories." 😂Are you kidding??? His daughter got busted in elementary school running a crap game. And don't even ask how she roped her Dad into getting a red velvet cake for a party. 😂🤣😂🤣
As a large man myself we can wear pants that go around our stomachs however the majority of pants that would fit like that look horrible to me when worn that way. I get pants that fit my hips instead of my waist because they wear better that way.
Bert has seen some sh*t and lived to tell about it. He has bravely gone where no man should have gone to. Funny as heck...
Louise Braille invented the reading & writing system that is named after him.
Just want to say Amsterdam is a lovely city Britt. I went once a few years ago and my experience was very different. I went with my wife, and one night we did visit the red light district, where the girls stand in the windows and try to bring you in. My wife was pissed she was like "it's all women where are the hot guys!?" She wanted some eye candy too. Sorry babe, supply and demand I guess lol
Louis Braille French educator Louis Braille was a French educator and the inventor of a reading and writing system, named braille after him, intended for use by visually impaired people. His system is used worldwide and remains virtually unchanged to this day.
You're too pretty! And you're reactions are great. Probably my favorite "reactors". Please keep it up. Im a big fan. I appreciate ya
Thank you for reacting to this! This one makes me laugh every time.
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed it!
There isn't a book... but the Ryan Reynolds movie "Van Wilder" IS about Bert... Reynolds character is based on Bert's real life college exploits.
Yes! I have been waiting for this one! Also, so glad I am not the only person to use the word thingamabobbers! 🤣🤣🤣
Thus was hilarious... and if the cartoon at the beginning was a lot I would love to see you react to a family guy or south park compilation 😁
Bert has the perfect dad bod and he’s funny that’s a bonus lol
His Travel Channel show "Trip Flip" was great. I wish you could see it.
Leann (Berts wife) talks about Bert alot in her podcast, she even has both theyr daughters with her very often,sometimes together with Bert. You should also watch Tom Seguras podcast with Leann. They bring up everything you question 😂Once you start listening you cant stop.
The “put a plunger in the toilet” remark at 5:25 ish is from a famous bad joke about Helen Keller that starts with “How do you punish Helen Keller?” The answer is above. Helen Keller is blind and deaf, if the plunger 🪠 w/ wooden rod is sticking up out of the toilet and she unknowingly sat down? Yeah. Exactly. Anyway…
Because him, Tom, Ari, Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz are all best friend's and this is Ari's show
The best story haha. Great reaction from the beautiful Britt ❤
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
thank you ! glad you enjoyed it!
You should definitely do patrice O'nell's, the nasty show part's one and two, and Ralphie Mays. "These are glorious times. lol, if you thought this was too much, lmao 🤣 😂
He does have a book called "Life of the Party"
Louis Braille, who was blinded at the age of three, invented Braille in 1824.
He is writing a book about his life. His story isn't over yet though. Someone will probably have to write the ending 20 years from now.
My personal favorite "This Is Not Happening" is Dan Cummins's "Vegas, Acid, and Enya." Dan Cummins, in general, is one of my all-time favorite comedians.
He don’t wear a shirt because he sweats so bad and gets embarrassed by the sweat stains. Pants low because if they wore pants up like us, they would fall down. We have hips, they don’t.
He has a book, "Life of the Party"
I’ve long thought they should make beer belly pants similar to maternity pants. You know with a stretchy band so that the pants fit right.
He’s great
This is the best Bert story.
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed it!
I believe that Bert was even aware of Anne Frank as a person, separate from Helen Keller.
Your laugh ❤❤❤
Hair and skin looking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 😅
Brett, I was listening to your video half asleep and all of a sudden I heard you say “one of my husbands” and you paused, ..I woke up, shocked until you continued.
As a man with a similar physique to Bert Kriescher, the pants have to go under the belly when you are wearing a belt. Otherwise, they fall down. That's part of the reason I prefer to use suspenders.
Omg!!! No filter!!! 😂😂😂
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
haha
This one is great
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed it!
You may be ready for Joey Diaz One legged woman story. It was from Tom Segura podcast.
The pants under the stomach look is called a Muffin Top.
Bart won't start having other people write books while we dictates until he considers himself old and can't tour like he used to. Mark my words, lol.
Without using suspenders, if the waist of your pants goes around the widest part of your body they will hit the floor every time you exhale.
Well if you want pants to go around the belly thats why they made suspenders AKA for my late grandfather who was 5 ft both ways m, little exaggeration but still fat. RIP ❤😂😂😂
you should definitley watch tom and bert koolaid story.
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
I will keep it in mind, thanks!
The pants thing depends on the person. I'm a larger fella (working on it) lol but I buy mine bigger to go over mine
So flying adult toys usually is an act where someone inserts said toy and then flexes there body in such a way that it sends said adult toys in an airborne motion across a stage she literally aimed hers like a gun put a leg on each side of his face flexes and shot it down his throat that's tallent
what happens on deployment...... ask anyone who was in the military in the 50s 60s 70s 80s or early 90s. what they did for entertainment on deployment. They will probably just give you a sly smile while wondering who has been telling stories out of turn. After the middle 90s and on to present they have changed all of the rules of conduct for servicemen . You cant even drink to excess anymore. All kinds of rules. Things we used to do for fun will cause you to stand trial and lose money or face jail time .
Yeah but he also called his front teeth for his K9's
My understanding is the film Van Wilder is based on Bert
Bert Kreischer has an extended story about his college minor in Russian. The Machine - kzread.info/dash/bejne/opV7k4-lgNeviKQ.html&pp=ygUaYmVydCBrcmVpc2NoZXIgdGhlIG1hY2hpbmU%3D
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I’m so happy you reacted to this. Sorry aboot that 😊
He could make a family guy type show about his life and it’ll be soooo good
Yea he basically just mixed up the names. Like he was pitching Helen Keller whenever people said the name Anne Frank. I don’t think he really knew who Anne Frank was before he went to the house. Only Bert….😂
Amsterdam also has legal weed and mushrooms. And ofc a perfect example of walkable cities. May not seem exciting but when you’re an American used to our dog sht public infrastructure, going to a gorgeous historic city where it’s legal to get high, & seeing what taxes can be spent on in a functional democracy, that’s gotta be life changing. But there’s also a good chance if it’s a dude it’s the legal prostitution that gets them hype to go.
3:52 it’s not just big guys most guys wear their pants that low inless they are like a hundred or Steve Urkel.
"what are flying ****?... what are those?" Oh god..... maybe I shouldn't have suggested this.... Britt, I'm sorry. But it IS funny.
Since a man has no hips, if the pants were as big around as the belly they would just fall off. Speaking from personal experience, dad bods put a lot of faith in belts. 🙂
@NathanCline12-21
Жыл бұрын
Facts
His pants are sitting on his hips, which are just below his belly.
The underbelt is for large men in denial that they are large. "I'm still a 36 waist!" "Because your pants sag like a wanna-be thug"
Please, please do him and Segura talking kool aid!
Hey Britt you took us to church with Dolly yesterday does that give us a pass for Bert
-Rosa Tubman
React to Joey diaz. But stay away from one legged woman. Lying to my mom on acid just tugs on the heart strings
Gore in cartoons? Did you miss the "Happy Tree Friends" growing up?
His wife has a podcast.
You should react to Theo Vonn “Daryl strawberry” story. Thats my fave one lol
Ah, humans!
You need to look up ari Shaffir. He’s the dude hosting this show. He’s hilarious.
@brittreacts
Жыл бұрын
I will keep it in mind, thanks!
I get pants that fit and belt and they wind up getting pushed under my belly.
Words. Fail. Me.
with or without a belly, most dudes wear their pants there
Hey Brit, are you going to the theater to watch Burts new movie?
Wait ?! “One of my husbands….”
his stories are somewhat true, hi s embellishments are the best
I was gonna lose my mind if you asked what flying dildos meant again lol. I get commentary but you'll find outttttt lol we can't answer until you post it 😅
of course berts not dumb.. he went to college for like 12 years.
No you dont get it he still does shit like this look into his show the cabin 😂😂😂
Prostitution is legal in Amsterdam and you can literally window-shop. . ive never been. . just what ive herd
Technically, if you live…you’re a veteran
She didn't invent braille. I'm pretty sure it was named after the one who invented it. I'm not 100 percent on that.
I think guys will try and hold onto pants under the belly for as long as they can. Eventually you reach an age where all your ass fat has moved to your stomach and your stomach becomes the thing holding your pants up. This is where suspenders may make an appearance in the game...
For the algorithm
Checkout Andrew Schultz bear story
maybe a shirt would help
Imagine putting a plunger in a blind persons toilet. 😅