"Nevermind, you haven't seen a chimp about have ya?" That delivery was amazing!

36:54 maybe the only time, ever, that someone used the word sluggish to actually mean to look like an actual slug

How have I never heard this episode ?!

18:00 Gotta love Karl’s little conversations with himself! He would make the perfect pocket-tie salesman! 😆

How considerate to keep the background black.

"-with me ricky gervais" "hello 😄"

"everybody but the big bang people leave!"

Love these

More often than not, Karl makes perfect sense. They didn’t understand him!

@darthkahn45

Ай бұрын

"Every problem is solved is a new problem made" is actually pretty profound. But I don't think even Karl fully realised it 😂

@elsiemarina2572

Ай бұрын

And they were jealous of him. Espeically Ricky"

@juancarlosgallegos3902

27 күн бұрын

@@elsiemarina2572 Ricky reuses Karl's comments as standup material! Saw a clip of his Science(?) standup where he jokes about donation-as-gift thing (giving a goat to an African family) and he says exactly what Karl said

@MikeyBAmazing

3 күн бұрын

Every time I put faith in Karl, he lets me down a lil' bit.. He didn't know who Benjamin Franklin or Anne Frank were in importance to history in a former episode & He didn't know what a metaphor or simile were as well. I understand he quit school young, but he doesn't even take an effort to understand these things... He is still my hero! 😆 Also he is definitely a solid source of material for both Ricky & Stephen's comedic material & I bet they are all cool with it! 😄

Thank you

1:38:58 Steve's lightning wit and comebacks age like fine wine 👌

@harryjones84

9 ай бұрын

innit my fave lines in the office r so obviuosly his from listening to them

Graham ❤

That's 6,000 dead owls 🤣 Forget cm's and mm's, lol

Desert island discs was a new one for me. Only Karl would choose a dictionary so he could talk to himself on a higher level.

Annoying windows background noise

@kdiamond12

Ай бұрын

bonk

Ricky gervais actually did look like david bowie when he was younger 😂 kinda like a 1950's teddyboy version of bowie mind you but yea he defo had that look about him

Karl is right when he says for every problem solved a new problem is created.... Electric (battery powered) cars they think they can partially solve global warming but they created a new issue with deforestation in order to mine for the nickle. Hes actually spot on with what he says he just goes around the houses to make his point

@Technological_Monkey

17 күн бұрын

cause and effect

Take the subtitle of this podcast to heart, and DO NOT eat or drink anything while listening to this. Too funny.

5:33 Hey, Brits, help me out. I listened to Karl at this point a half dozen times and came up with Jilly Goolden and her blind taste tests for different types of alcohol. Is this what he’s referring to?

@mackychloe

Жыл бұрын

Yep.

@harrynelson9203

11 ай бұрын

He’s talking about the strengths of different types of tea bags, probably a women done a blind taste test in TV that what his referring too

@ericcecil989

3 ай бұрын

Yes, she was a wine critic who did some tv shows on wine in the 80s. So he's comparing himself to her wine tasting and being an expert, except in his case he's an expert in tea. This is one of my favourite all time bits. Especially where he says 'if this is still in, it didn't go well'

Justice for Yorkshire Tea 😢❤

@Simon-fr4ts

10 ай бұрын

Twinings Brrakfast tea is weak as piss. Yorkshire tea is the best.

@Skyrim321

3 ай бұрын

Yorkshire tea is overrated

@pushthetempo2

2 ай бұрын

Twinnings Assam tea is no. 1. I leave the tea bag in long enough until it turns into a coffee.

@CragScrambler

Ай бұрын

Tetley is where its at.

@tez9302

Ай бұрын

@@pushthetempo2sounds Muslim.. yuck

Karl telling Anne Frank to move out😂😂😂😂

@harryjones84

9 ай бұрын

i'd probably say i don't know who's up there - him mumbling that at the start is my new favourite moment

It's funny Steve says he could be a nazi because he plays the SS chief in JoJo Rabbit years later

Any problem solved is a new problem made😂😂

@pozzezz

Жыл бұрын

this isn't even the quote lmao, how do you get it wrong 3 seconds after hearing it 😆

@russellhinton9272

Жыл бұрын

@@pozzezz , it’s like a rockbuster’s clue

@pozzezz

Жыл бұрын

@@russellhinton9272 yes i'm aware lol. 'A problem solved, is a problem, caused'

How long ago did this come out? They're talking about iTunes and iPods, and say 2002 was "several years ago", so it must be from 2009-10 ish?

@tom-vf1xv

2 ай бұрын

2008 im p sure

@dannydurkin2922

2 ай бұрын

Yeah the XFM radio shows date back to around 2004, but the podcasts are a bit newer, 2008ish. Then the animated TV series came out in 2010 off the back of the podcasts 👍

@mattl5797

Ай бұрын

The final Ricky Gervais Show episode talks back through the year, and Karl talks about a fly eating a biscuit. I'm pretty sure Ricky says the year is 2007.

I like Karls last suggestion that we are like a weed in the universe! In a way, Karl is right! Humans have been destructive. We are like weeds that choke out other lifeforms. Wise words, from Karl.

"Have a come sandwich" 🥪🤤😅😂

Ricky was so wrong on restless leg syndrome

If your audio is going to record the sound of every single notification can you just make sure that you have them on mute first. I usually listen to these podcasts while I'm drifting off to sleep and its bloody infuriating when I mistakenly think that I might actually have some friends.

Graham lol

He’d go out with the prison break fella, not Sam Smith. That’s what he means.

111 karl 111111

10:00 I love this part where RG ad-libs about the stuffed owl in his ‘ouse. (in his best drunk voice) “Jane! There’s another dead owl! Feed it to the cat, feed it to the puma!”

i'd probably say i don't know who's up there

I guess Carl or any of the blokes has had mommas Down south sweet tea! If they had they’d never drink anything else. We love you Carl stay how you are and keep enlightening us on the small things!

@Monkismo

Жыл бұрын

Tennessee boy here, and you're 100% right!

@m-a-c-k

11 ай бұрын

THATS NOT TEA !!!! You silly Americans!!!! We don’t tell you how to eat your burgers!!!!

@TreyM1609

11 ай бұрын

@@m-a-c-k nope it’s sweet tea you Wanker!

@KawzKozMusic

4 ай бұрын

Karl

😂

443...

Steve predicts his role in JoJo Rabbit

If I ever meet Graham, my marriage is over and the kids are on their own... Graham can take care of me, I'll be grateful and make sure he's coming home on me every single night. I'm not gay, never even dipped my toe in the water. But I can be anything Graham wants me to be, we'll take pictures for Karl to show him what he's missing out on. Unlike Karl, I'll eat a knob at night, the morning, for lunch, dinner, dessert or any other time Graham's knob is on the table.

@edmunddonnelly3881

11 ай бұрын

Have you seen a chimp about?

@CoffeeBeanWitch

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Ibwas laughing so hard reading this. I loved the commitment you gave it. Graham would be lucky to have you that's for sure😂😂

The only error Ricky makes is not adding ‘as best I know’ or ‘I believe…’ to his statements if fact because it makes you sound daft and puts you at risk of being proven very wrong

PG Tips is fire, though; English Breakfast tastes like you're drinking water.

@X737_

Жыл бұрын

Can’t beat M&S extra strong tea bags. Pale blue box

@nothingbettertodotbh4083

11 ай бұрын

Typhoo. That means more milk.

@X737_

11 ай бұрын

@@grantw2891 it’s good but all your comment tells me is you haven’t tried M&S extra strong

@4thChairman

2 ай бұрын

I like Tetley's, Yorkshire Tea is decent as well

@AceHaBeats

2 ай бұрын

@@X737_ I'll take it for a spin. Can it be had in the States?

As a female, I agree with RG 100% on the rice pudding issue. I wouldn’t have been as friendly about it. That’s disturbing and disgusting.

@tyroon81

Жыл бұрын

I agree, disgusting dirty hippy!! Also, isn't it possible to pass on diseases in this way? Yuk! 😷

@ThePontiacBandit911

Жыл бұрын

Me too. I think it’s grim.

@qmathew9900

Жыл бұрын

As a male gimme context

@xvii9854

Жыл бұрын

@@qmathew9900 ??

@X737_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s not great 🤮

Av sat in some f'ing chairs before

1:43:33 Karl didn’t even want to do Ricky a favour by voluntarily doing the NME podcast. Despite all the things Ricky has done for Karl in making him successful. So, the chances of him putting himself out for anyone other than Suzanne or his parents, are absolutely zero.

@Crashawsome

Жыл бұрын

Why would he do it for free?

@ThePontiacBandit911

10 ай бұрын

@@Crashawsome To. Do. Ricky. A. Favour. Karl acknowledges that Ricky has ‘made him’ back in the old XFM days, so doing this broadcast is a way of showing a bit of gratitude.

@rachaelmisamore8386

10 ай бұрын

​@@ThePontiacBandit911 then don't watch the podcast, who cares?

Someone gave me that dr stuff once I was told it’s good for chaffing ball sack

I sympathize with Karl. Rick is wrong. Restless leg syndrome is very annoying, and doesn't just affect inactive folks. I suffered from it in my youth, while I was very active in sports. I was active in cycling, skating, swimming, and other gym oriented activities. I had issues almost every night, with leg spasms waking me up, and causing me pain. Very not fun!

Often the massive fat kids at school were the bullies cause they had increased size and weight in a fight and rougher parents

I'm becoming more and more convinced Ricky is gay. He talks about it more than anyone else I've ever heard!

@leebow7357

Жыл бұрын

He is bisexual

@Crashawsome

Жыл бұрын

He’s just a generic middle aged man trying to show how comfortable he is with his sexuality. It’s very common amongst a certain type

@hgwells1899

Жыл бұрын

​@@Crashawsome yes, the type being closeted gays. A bloke I worked with talked like that, converted any situation to a joke on that, saw that everywhere, just being one of the lads... until his missus found his stash of gay porn, he admitted to paying male prostitutes, she kicked him out. Nowadays it'd be easier, he'd just delete his search history. Like all those "types" you mentioned

@Hugo-and-Persia

11 ай бұрын

It's called having a laugh...you should try it!

@eoin7664

11 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna burst 🥵"

Hatred? It's light humor.

1:40:49 If Karl laid a hand on my son, it would be the last thing he ever did.

@alfie69420

Жыл бұрын

Ooo, you're hard

@leebow7357

Жыл бұрын

Oooo plz stop your scaring me,,av always wanted to kick a hard man's kid up the ass

@X737_

Жыл бұрын

@@alfie69420I doubt very much he is. Ass bandit more like 😂

@utft5719

11 ай бұрын

You're muscly

@edmunddonnelly3881

11 ай бұрын

Showing off, cause of the....

55:00 it's weird Karl ever said this when he's the most useless individual to ever exist.

@tyroon81

Жыл бұрын

Very true. Karl is King of the numb nuts!! Possibly the most stupid person that ever lived 😝🤦

@X737_

Жыл бұрын

Karl would be the first to say he isn’t one of the useful ones who have achieved. He accepts his intellectual shortcomings. Not sure where you are going with your negative comment.

@jimothybikael

9 ай бұрын

That's a bit 'aarsh

@KawzKozMusic

4 ай бұрын

So useless u listen to hours of him talking

It's too bad that they punch down so often. The strength of the hatred for fat people, lgbtq people, etc is crazy.

@tearsofawaterfall2656

11 ай бұрын

Ricky himself is overweight though, but I see what you mean

@rachelraimi19

11 ай бұрын

@@grantw2891 how sad that empathy and compassion are so boring to you.

@rachelraimi19

11 ай бұрын

@@grantw2891 you can dance all you want little man, but at the end of the day you are what you are.

@rachaelmisamore8386

10 ай бұрын

​@@rachelraimi19🤓

@JessemyBeadle

Ай бұрын

This is very old. You can’t edit the past

Prob the most boring podcast. Karl pretty good tho