Fall Asleep RSK XFM

Fall Asleep RSK XFM

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  • @craigread5603
    @craigread56032 сағат бұрын

    Dang Steve. The Rain Man joke was perfect!!!

  • @martinmcgrath1985
    @martinmcgrath19853 сағат бұрын

    His best was easily her man’s her mits.

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85Күн бұрын

    "Me mams wotsit and me dad's jizz" now I can't eat wotsits again 😂😂

  • @DGlesterHadunkichud
    @DGlesterHadunkichudКүн бұрын

    Karl thinks there are fleas that work in a circus that humans go to for fun.

  • @geordieal9187
    @geordieal9187Күн бұрын

    Love listening to these chats- oh for when we weren’t the offended nation. People barely dare speak in modern day Britain- unfortunately 😢

  • @BrianKeen-oz7sw
    @BrianKeen-oz7sw2 күн бұрын

    WTF is a lonley slug

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK3 күн бұрын

    'You can have your cake, and eat-tit'. Amazing delivery from Karl, and even better that Ricky couldn't laugh

  • @WillGeorgeRockett
    @WillGeorgeRockett3 күн бұрын

    Puff Daddy was outrageous 😂 I love it when Karl is accidentally offensive, like with the chinese look older thing and the problem with her marrow rant. It’s his best moments for me.

  • @Bumbaross
    @Bumbaross3 күн бұрын

    It’s funny cause British

  • @Nelson890
    @Nelson8904 күн бұрын

    "Anyway... time for Monkey news"

  • @hellokittybebop
    @hellokittybebop4 күн бұрын

    Stephanie merchant is a marxist confirmed

  • @warshipsatin8764
    @warshipsatin87644 күн бұрын

    a baby has been messin about with emails

  • @cleftturnip7774
    @cleftturnip77745 күн бұрын

    People that say Karl is smart haven't listened to enough.

  • @JosephHarr-nk1zf
    @JosephHarr-nk1zf6 күн бұрын

    These make me a little less depressed

  • @leighewinson9473
    @leighewinson94736 күн бұрын

    Steve is a douche... Because I listen to these a lot I get a good feeling of how all three of them are. Steve always does sketchy things.

  • @DP-gp8so
    @DP-gp8so6 күн бұрын

    The The The Big Lie and I will typically have to say it was 😢😢😢 aewwww eqg😂❤😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😮I😮😢😂😂😂😂❤ootootototiotiotoi😂y😂y😂y😂yt😊😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @JosephHarr-nk1zf
    @JosephHarr-nk1zf8 күн бұрын

    Love listening to these at work. Really helps when I’m feeling depressed

  • @MarkAtherton
    @MarkAtherton8 күн бұрын

    That Jimmy Savile impression didn’t age well…

  • @benmillan3258
    @benmillan32588 күн бұрын

    The "Every noise has been used atleast 5 times" conversation is one of my all time favorites 😂

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe8 күн бұрын

    “The Rice Is Right” is one of the most retarded things I have ever heard

  • @MarkAtherton
    @MarkAtherton9 күн бұрын

    “Never saw the man hole cover again”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItsSVO
    @ItsSVO9 күн бұрын

    “Abi titmus?”

  • @ilikemilkshake22
    @ilikemilkshake229 күн бұрын

    Never thought about it until now (at 4am), but Karl's athlete mate must have been Darren Campbell

  • @georgehenderson5470
    @georgehenderson547010 күн бұрын

    "You got TV time to talk absolute shit, to paraphrase Wendy".

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon710 күн бұрын

    "I know who he is, we're not letting him in" Lol, bouncers really enjoy being arseholes don't they

  • @warshipsatin8764
    @warshipsatin876410 күн бұрын

    say like a new frog comes out

  • @user-hg4ts1pv6p
    @user-hg4ts1pv6p11 күн бұрын

    Sleepy time with the crew. Think Ricky’s laugh really puts you in a snooze. Bullshit laughing

  • @leebow7357
    @leebow735711 күн бұрын

    Funny how they spoke about cigarette packs saying these will kill,,then ricky said in mexico they have pictures of ill people on the packs,,they are now here in uk ,,saw one yesterday thought it was creepy,,it was a toddler with a dummy in his mouth and it had a cigarette in the middle of it,,,strange

  • @iomarcalano8732
    @iomarcalano873211 күн бұрын

    1:52:16

  • @jabba7746
    @jabba774612 күн бұрын

    Fall asleep to Karl, Ricky and Steve 😴😴😴 8:20 😳🤯😳

  • @guiablo
    @guiablo12 күн бұрын

    bro i cant fall asleep while laughing my ass off... blooudey'ell

  • @clivewarren780
    @clivewarren78012 күн бұрын

    Wom wom

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon713 күн бұрын

    For anyone who's curious, Rik Waller has been on the dole since around 2013. Apparently, before his career ended, when he was touring with his band, ticket sales were absolutely abysmal. One of his shows was cancelled after selling only *TWO* tickets.

  • @PROUDCANADIANGIRL
    @PROUDCANADIANGIRL13 күн бұрын

    Only time Ricky has ever vacuumed in his Life. Just to piss Karl off and that didn’t even come Close to workin 🥳

  • @PROUDCANADIANGIRL
    @PROUDCANADIANGIRL13 күн бұрын

    I’m Doin the washin up 🧼

  • @Jacksonarchitecture
    @Jacksonarchitecture15 күн бұрын

    ‘Zooped’ up?!

  • @cnault3244
    @cnault324415 күн бұрын

    Re: the "space pen". 1) The company that developed it did so on it's own, without government (taxpayer) money, and sold them to NASA at cost. 2) The soviets DID use pencils in some early missions, then abandoned them because they resulted in very minute pieces of the graphite floating around in zero G, making them a danger if they got into electronics and caused a short circuit 3) when the first manned landing on the Moon was preparing to lift off, they had to toss out some of the suit gear used on the surface to lower the weight during liftoff. The small space inside while they were shifting things around to get them to the exit hatch resulted in one of the articles hitting and breaking off the switch to ignite the engine used to lift off. To activate the engine, they were able to jam one of the "space pens" in and use it to trigger the engine.

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon8115 күн бұрын

    Suzanne books the holiday, packs his case and probably wipes his arse for him, he's that thick and lazy😩

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon8115 күн бұрын

    🐒🌍 in Cornwall? No there isn't Karl, you plum🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @SButcher91
    @SButcher9115 күн бұрын

    It’s not Karl’s fault Ricky’s never done any hard work in his life and hasn’t heard of a Dremel.

  • @oliverbleuyoutube
    @oliverbleuyoutube6 күн бұрын

    based

  • @leebow7357
    @leebow735716 күн бұрын

    Something tells me that ricky was quite keen on badly drawn boy

  • @AaronRose69
    @AaronRose6917 күн бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @mckill85
    @mckill8517 күн бұрын

    Dya think he looks good with hair then? Yep....oooohh!....aaahhhh!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @GameVoice2020
    @GameVoice202018 күн бұрын

    1:25:37

  • @user-qw2go1ug3e
    @user-qw2go1ug3e19 күн бұрын

    Should of dun a karl a Moaning od life Series 😂😂

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst19 күн бұрын

    43:27

  • @thvtsydneylyf3th077
    @thvtsydneylyf3th07719 күн бұрын

    hahahahahahaaaha kman wasnt impressed

  • @ellie1597
    @ellie159719 күн бұрын

    Always makes me laugh when Karl tells stories of people from other countries saying stuff but in his accent. The thought of a mayor in America saying “it’s a bit weird but it’s not harming anyone”

  • @BBEthan14
    @BBEthan1420 күн бұрын

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s rain man

  • @wtfwtfwtf7777
    @wtfwtfwtf777721 күн бұрын

    That Gervais dude ain't even funny, he surrounds himself with actual funny people, does the occasional funny laugh and pretends he's funny too, he sux ass