Jim, you’re my favorite stand up comedian. You always make me laugh with every special. I’m so excited for this one, too!

I don't need an entire hand to count the comedians I absolutely love & because it matters, Yes, you are definitely one of them! I'm in a very bad way..terminally ill and having surpassed the "expiration" date but fighting to get every second I can .. Thank you Jim.. You're good "peops" imo (as if that matters) lol.. I truly appreciate you, your time and your natural ability to make me laugh when I may need it most. My best to you and yours 🕊

I don't understand going out for dinner. "Hey, honey? Do you want to go someplace that isn't home and eat with a bunch of strangers? I'll bet at least someone brings their obnoxious kids, who will scream the entire time. Come on! It will be fun to spend 5 times what it would to make it at home. Then, afterwards, we pack up what we didn't eat and take it back home. It will be romantic." I'll just have food delivered, thank you.

@ScrewFlanders

19 күн бұрын

If while eating in, your waiter described your meal that you're ordering as take-out: "Very well, sir. We'll pack your entree in styrofoam, let it sit on the counter for twenty minutes, and then drive around with it on the passenger seat for another twenty minutes before we bring it to your table. We might let it fall to the floor when we get cutoff on the freeway (no extra charge). We'll also make sure to give you something else than what you ordered. Would you like plastic utensils and a microliter of the sauce with that?"

Great! I wonder how many men watching your shows just realized that such dancers are not actually "into them while danciong in a flirtitious way"...

@UnkleBen

9 күн бұрын

My whole life, I've had friends that go to strip clubs and think that the women are into them and try to date them, and sometimes they're successful, but it never works out because they're really only interested in one thing. Yes, it's in your pants, but it's in your back pocket.

@bbmtge

7 күн бұрын

Probably all, right? That's your point, right?

Ignoring me in a flirtatious way😂

😂What a great treat! My favorite comedian, thank you so much, Mr. Gaffigan!

Jim went to the dark side a lil bit on that one, huh. Right on

@alexzais1935

15 күн бұрын

Dark humor is some of the best humor 😈😆

@Tjs736

11 күн бұрын

And the comments on his videos are usually full of people raving about how wonderful it is to find a clean and wholesome comedian

Thank you so much,as a digital nomad your stories are the only thing making me feel OK

Great material.

😂🤣 Thanks, Jim!

VW better reconsider advertising on KZread channel.

Some great ones Jim Gaffigan ! Thanks for sharing for free 😮 😊

"I don't wanna divide the room." 😂

Just now realizing that you're the only comedian I've been consistently watching/listening to since your Beyond the Pale special when it first came out - I was 13. I've been listening to you from when I had the metabolism of a small city, to the point where I now groan every time I get up/sit down. Love you man💜(in a totally not-creepy 'stranger saying they love you' kind of way)

Hi how are you? So great to see you! you’d never talk to me! lol

I agree on the fancy restaurant menu. If I can't get a simple burger at a place, then it's way too fancy for my blood.

@arribaficationwineho32

16 күн бұрын

I love any food I don’t cook

'Oh, he's going straight to hell'. I love it when Jim invents audience members who seem to have been abducted only to wake up at a comedy show.

Jim getting edgy! That was awesome!

@jimgaffigan Love ya Jim! You make my funny bone laugh without it being bumped. I liked your episode with “Thumbs up” now because you never stop to make my funny bone being bumped. Besides…. I gotta actually do physical work tomorrow. 🤪 LOL! Thank you for the notification.

love edgy jim! more pls!

Yeah, that murder joke was a sign of our times. Eek. But seriously, Jim's bits are really good. He just gets better and better.

@jenniferkonstant5920

19 күн бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong

I hate any performers in restaurants like musicians standing over the table while one is dining

Agree about the restaurant. I'd be happy if a nice restaurant had an Applebee's style menu but with much better quality.

i need a link from the new show asap❤

Gotta be one of those illuminati gold animal mask guys from Squid Game to enjoy a restaurant like that

Maybe I'm just too poor and not-famous but I don't get the appeal of that kind of restaurant. "Hey I've got an idea, what if we entertain our guests by having a bunch of strangers dance near them and make it super awkward? Cmon nothing says fancy like not making eye contact with the dancing strangers while hoping that they don't knock your $200 4oz steak over with their flailing arms." Like I'm all for dinner and a show but I'll just settle for a TV and a remote, what am I a roman emperor?

It’s funny.

Album only??????.? I dont have s record player from Sears!???

you'd want a strip steak to go along with the show.

I enjoyed it lots until the murder stuff. Hit a bit close to home.

He's _acting_ like he isn't into murder, but I can tell...

Terrible audio

Bad audio

Yeah, no. Joking about violence against women is not funny. Not up to your usual standard Jim.

@alexzais1935

15 күн бұрын

He’s actually making fun of ‘dumb men’ but I guess the amount of ‘dumb women’ out there balance that out. Thanks for confirming that for us just now.

@NZKiwi87

8 күн бұрын

I felt uncomfortable during that part too.

Great comedy, horrible sound.

And you are considered a clean, nice comedian! Tell this joke on Sunday morning or work it into the kid movie you were in. If he's a nice guy the USA is in serious decline. My father would never laugh at this poor excuse for a human being .

@WeighedWilson

7 күн бұрын

You should be ashamed of yourself.

John Pinette was funny. You are not funny.