This FG clip seemed to be enjoyed by the average 'Tuber. Got any suggestions for scenes to upload?

@rexjolles

2 жыл бұрын

No.

@wtfshiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@slinkerdeer

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, guess ill have to come up with ideas for random family guy uploads myself

@kingj646

2 жыл бұрын

@@slinkerdeer just more FG

@anon9579

2 жыл бұрын

The one where Peter does the Sideboob hour

Joe being behind the wheel is concerning.

@slinkerdeer

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he probably has those tubes he blows into for acceleration and breaking

@grantbarday5760

2 жыл бұрын

@@slinkerdeer I’m glad other people remember that

@slinkerdeer

2 жыл бұрын

@@grantbarday5760 how could i forget that? xD

@grantbarday5760

2 жыл бұрын

@@slinkerdeer just one of those episodes nobody talks about

@jessicac5934

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of times disabled ppl can drive

Gotta love the planting of the gun on Cleveland.

@oisinlynch8427

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that joe actually cared about Cleveland in the old version

@johnstewart4662

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you love that?

@Nodnarb69

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnstewart4662 it’s hilarious 💃

@ordinaryfellow9093

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnstewart4662 it's funny?

@mehmzay3022

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing it showed restraint and didn't shoot but it could have at least got his prints all over it.

Minority suspect, danger he’s got a gun! Lmfao

@ashlirabid9614

2 жыл бұрын

lol I know that scene offended a lot of cop lovers 🤣😂

@lionofthebluevale7170

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashlirabid9614 not really

@ashlirabid9614

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionofthebluevale7170 Yeah it did 🤣😂

@jacktheladstevens

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to plant the drugs

@ricksimon9867

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacktheladstevens "Danger! He's got a gun!" ... today they just say, "Danger! He is reaching!" and no one cares if the victim was unarmed.

“Oh just take the damn compliment” I’ve used that line so many times in my life

The most amazing thing about this entire section is that they didn’t have to rely on lazy cutaways for a cheap laugh-just some decent comedic writing. Such a rarity for current Family Guy.

@himy4709

2 жыл бұрын

Notice that most of the funny episodes come from the early seasons

@nilsteegen33

2 жыл бұрын

@@himy4709 Not true, the new episodes are still funny

@wikidclowne6891

2 жыл бұрын

Is anyone going to tell him the cell scene was a cutaway?

@Beeboh

2 жыл бұрын

@@wikidclowne6891 The thing that makes me excuse it is that it actually pertains to the conversation at hand and isn't one of those lame "I haven't been this excited since *blank*," if that makes sense

@bobarcher5837

2 жыл бұрын

If you don't like their style of comedy than don't watch the show....

Soon as quagmire started talking the faces on joe and peter are priceless except for Cleveland his face says you know we can hear you right

@ashlirabid9614

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@aaronkenyon7112

Жыл бұрын

He's just not phased by Quagmires shenanigans anymore so him complaining about itching was nothing 😂

1:03 this is completely inaccurate it didn’t sprinkle him with any crack.

"Please dont spit in my eggs Please dont spit in my eggs Please dont spit in my eggs" "Hey Doug i just spit in that guys eggs"

@coolpantsnoodls

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@CazzyVR

2 жыл бұрын

Yah... that's what they said... we all watched it. Hate how people get likes for just repeating the Bidep

@xfrianimations1354

2 жыл бұрын

@@CazzyVR hate it whenever people not only watch a useless video but then feel the need to go to the comments and try to say stupid shit like this, there are other comments with hundreds of likes and they are just like mine, i only got 28, go whine to someone else

@CazzyVR

2 жыл бұрын

@@xfrianimations1354 If you wanna be funny, actually do something funny. If all you can do is Quote someone else then maybe you should find another line of Comedy kid...

@xfrianimations1354

2 жыл бұрын

@@CazzyVR i never said i was trying to be funny, but i marked a funny place in the video

1:00 Whats worse about this is that Joe knew it was going to happen.

@abnormalnox

2 жыл бұрын

I respect Joe for warning him

@theoneandonlyflameeye

2 жыл бұрын

Woah what's your deal, what did black people do to you?

@pillarmenn1936

2 жыл бұрын

@@twilightresonance1789 the hell happened to you? You get Blacked or something?

@supersillysammy272

2 жыл бұрын

@@twilightresonance1789 why exactly?

@abnormalnox

2 жыл бұрын

@@supersillysammy272 don't waste your time. They're most likely some troll.

Sigh, I miss the days when comedy used to make me laugh out loud.

@studinthemaking

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@kenrickeason

2 жыл бұрын

No you don't... You miss the days of..... !!FALCON PUNCCCCCHHHH!!

@letslearnit893

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened to u i am sorry

@catgaeming2025

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened to u i am sorry

@Espressoqueen9894

2 жыл бұрын

And the winner is ..

0:47 best quote in the history of the show

Cleveland's lucky the van didn't kill him

@e2zbasketball288

2 жыл бұрын

Quiet

@ashlirabid9614

2 жыл бұрын

And that the van afterwards didn't lie about 'feared for my life'

@diegoflores9237

10 ай бұрын

75% of people killed by the police are not black.

The part at 2:52( with quagmire) always gets me rolling with laughter, who else but quagmire

@lucasratt80

Жыл бұрын

same

@Mister_Oddity

9 ай бұрын

He's Quagmire Quagmire

@connormclernon26

5 ай бұрын

“Oh God, I can hear me!”

“What would Lois be doing in a diner? I already ate” and Quagmire’s lines about Lois being a whore on weekends are some of the funniest parts of this clip

@kenziehite7941

Жыл бұрын

Let’s start over, Hi I’m quagmire

Haha! "What would she be doing at a diner? I'm not hungry."

"Let's go drink 'till we can't feel feelings anymore." I second that! 🍻

Please don’t spit in my eggs Please don’t spit in my eggs Please don’t spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs, god. I hope he didn’t spit in my eggs Hey Doug I just spit in that guys eggs

@brennysgaming6673

2 жыл бұрын

yeah....we heard.

@wtfshiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

If only there was someone who could comment exactly what was said in the video that we all just watched...

@billyjohnson7925

2 жыл бұрын

@@wtfshiiiiii Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs, god. hope he didn't spit in my eggs Hey Doug just spit in that guys eggs

@ShadySliver17

2 жыл бұрын

@@wtfshiiiiii oh dude you have no idea how experienced at this I really am

@wtfshiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

@Jon Evenson pretty sad and useless skill. Keep up the good work at McD’s, you’re gonna be there awhile.

That cloaking device is pretty dope

@TheBoyInBlue1209

2 жыл бұрын

But they parked on the sidewalk

@dvdv8197

2 жыл бұрын

No no, that's an optical illusion.

@subinks1271

2 жыл бұрын

@@dvdv8197 q

If Cleveland did not have that gun the robot wouldn't have done that.

@moose2719

Жыл бұрын

You didn't See it put the gun there

@tombailey837

18 күн бұрын

​@@moose2719 R /woosh

2:29 Our armies are ready! Soon it will be time to leave the sewer’s and strike back at the humans in the over world!

1:01 it was nice of joe to warn Cleveland

@novadrake9232

2 жыл бұрын

True

@FallenOne669

2 жыл бұрын

You can see his eyes widen before he speaks. I like that little detail.

@novadrake9232

2 жыл бұрын

@@FallenOne669 the face that means oh crap

@Guidingleech

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then he didn't turn it off immediately after did he?

The surveillance technology is so good even it readed quagmire's mind

"Minority suspect! Minority suspect! DANGER! He has a gun!" Me: I understand this joke and yet I'm laughing hard at this despite my being.

Secret surveillance truck, except you need to be directly beside the person you want to easedrop on with a large satellite dish giving away your position. Lol love family guy.

@FallenOne669

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the cloaking device.

@kevinlane1219

10 ай бұрын

It would have made sense if they had used the cloaking device while spying on them.

Back when the humor was good

@youwanagethi

2 жыл бұрын

Back when Family was a Guy.

@sandorbertalan875

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

@@vroomvroom8503 not even close. If anything after season 16 its becoming just as good.

@jacobgraemoor5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brand-New-Adventures na, sometime after the Brian and Stewie episode, but way before the death of Brian

@jacobgraemoor5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brand-New-Adventures Brian and Stewie was season 8 and life of Brian was season 12 so in between those seasons. It sorta actually started in season 7 when Brian dated Lauren Conrad

Quagmire is one of the best characters of this show. Who else but Quagmire?

@michaelhall736

2 жыл бұрын

He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You really never know what's gonna happen next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire! Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity! Let's have sex!

Back when Family Guy was actually worth watching and looking at.

@DokisKalin1

2 жыл бұрын

I know it's sad 😢

@ifrmfloridajit2396

2 жыл бұрын

still is

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

When it still is. But hey anti-fans who copy the same comment from other anti-fans won't know. 😂

@thatfunkyduck

2 жыл бұрын

Watching AND looking at??

@silvervrana643

2 жыл бұрын

you still find it worth commenting tho

It has a cloaking device that disguises it as two homeless guys fighting over a wedge of cheese Edit: these comments are funny

@ghhn4505

2 жыл бұрын

It has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless men fighting over a wedge of cheese

@adad87821

2 жыл бұрын

it has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless men fighting over a wedge of cheese

@mechateamleader4071

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@truexlxwin

2 жыл бұрын

It has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless cheese fighting over a wedge of men.

@jacoblopez2430

Жыл бұрын

It has a cloaking device

What would Lois be doing in a diner? I already ate

Wow, a solid few minutes of no fucking cutaways. Imagine that.

@ColonelMetus

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of that time Peter worked in a candy factory

@mystery4561

2 жыл бұрын

So?

@jacobgraemoor5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@mystery4561 you obviously aren't familiar with modern family guy.

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobgraemoor5778 when they've cut the cutaways down dude. But I guess you just forget the 3 to 4 cutaways in a row in episode 1. Lol

Back when family guy was punching up and not down

@DokisKalin1

2 жыл бұрын

this is so true! I never even thought of this 😅

It’s amazing that Peter could make a smart joke

3:00 who else but Quagmire

0:32 Joe is the driver... Brilliant.

Anybody else miss the Awesome Joe who can hook up his friends with police gear?

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

So the joe who burst into tears then gave up because he lost one criminal? 😂

1:05 HE HAS A GUN

2:15 Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs God I hope he didn't spit in my eggs Hey Doug I just spit in that guy's eggs 🤣😂🤣😂

0:46 when you're ready for the new years eve party.

Joe stopping cleaveland is precious.

Quagmire is a sick man 😂2:52

This episode was hilarious from start to finish 🤣

@dragonknight6238

Жыл бұрын

Which episode

@buglover88

10 ай бұрын

@@dragonknight6238season 3 episode 19

0:25 "Peter Griffin, We know your in there. Come out with your hands up"

Ross Fishman...oh yeah, the dad whose son froze to death when they claimed that mountain and the Griffins ate him.

Friendship RESET 01:55

@Alright281

Жыл бұрын

file erased

It wasn’t a favor if she fulfilled one of the three obligations she needed to fulfill. She didn’t ride for free.

im still figuring out how joe can drive if his legs are broken

@kuyamofransheesh

2 жыл бұрын

nvm just found out he blows a tube to make the car stop

@aaronlane8276

10 ай бұрын

hand controls. you can still drive even when you’re in a wheelchair

This is exactly how I react when I suspect mind readers are around.

"Danger! He's got a gun!" ... today they just say, "Danger! He is reaching!" and no one cares if the victim was unarmed.

@Capri_00

2 жыл бұрын

They don’t even shout they just shoot and then say “Opps….we’re good right?”

@aliostrowski1935

2 жыл бұрын

Cleveland don't * Cleveland gets beat with bats

@AnthonyBlamthony

2 жыл бұрын

It’s sad true that is. Today the victim could be already cuffed but there’ll be that one trigger-happy psycho that somehow “fears for his life.”

@tim8801

Жыл бұрын

🤡

@irvplotnik89

Жыл бұрын

Because there have been too many examples of them pulling a fast one and it’s too late by the time it happens

Quagmire part at the end got me fucking rollin 😭😭😭

1:00 - 1:04 That’s some serious robotic racism right here.

@inkga10clan29

Жыл бұрын

Atomic no heart?

This is one of the few episodes I died laughing from.

Cleveland should have listen to Joe’s warning, thank god that the van didn’t kill him.

@AnthonyBlamthony

2 жыл бұрын

Well the warning came a little too late😂

"he's got a gun" lol

The van appears to be based on a Grumman Olson Kurbmaster, or a Freightliner cargo van, or a mix of both.

"hey Doug I spit in that guy's eggs"

Minority Suspect! Minority Suspect! Danger! He's got a gun!

The robot was so gentle on his colour 😂

0:54 Sounds like Stan Smith from American Dad

Lmao that Cleveland minority spot

1:00 Danger he's got a gun lol

Back when Ross was a new character and not overused in every episode

@Jesterless

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym? He has literally been used in 3 episodes in family guy history

@Conner420matt

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even know who Ross is

@Kim.Yo-jong

2 жыл бұрын

Will ya join the Nationalist Crow Party?

@NevanSlone

2 жыл бұрын

@@Conner420matt 2:45

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

Overused? This was the first time and we didn't see him again for like 9+ seasons. Then he appeared as a cameo. But nice try trying to start up drama. 😂

Joes van is so chill

"Cleveland Don't"

It’s funny that most of Lois’ exes are either good people or rich meanwhile Peter only dated losers. Would hand preferred Lois cheating to be honest

this is literally one of the funniest 3 minute runs of the entire show. fucking hilarious lmao

Joe no, makes it feel like someone actually designed it with racism in mind

@52flyingbicycles

2 жыл бұрын

Well duh it’s a police van

@RedPilledDaddy

2 жыл бұрын

It's called a joke

@williamnguyen8663

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedPilledDaddy it’s not really a joke, it’s a thing that exists in real life. Police tried creating an a.I. to predict crime and it ended up racial profiling

@RedPilledDaddy

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamnguyen8663 Maybe because it was presented with real life statistics that ended up matching the reality of the situation. You're in denial.

2:29 Howard The Duck reference.

@3ShotTGK

2 жыл бұрын

Was it though?

Gold

Family guy rly takes every chance to make police beat black people jokes

@Shinzon23

2 жыл бұрын

Because it keeps happening.

@darkmetal2412

2 жыл бұрын

Morbid reality often are the funniest in my opinion

@motherhustler314

2 жыл бұрын

If no one realizes family guy speak facts. Lol no matter how f up it is😱🙏🏿😂🤬🤣😑❤family guy

@MichaelMixerMasonGASS

2 жыл бұрын

Lol and all of them be funny

@e2zbasketball288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shinzon23 13% 50% all ill say

That Chris/Lois bit got out if hand fast

The ways Cleveland gets hurt is kinda hilarious

Toothpaste and petroleum jelly always helps quagmire 👌🏿

"Danger. He's got a gun." *Plants gun* I die every time I watch this bit XD

0:31 fooled ya! 🤣

Old Family Guy is the funniest.

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

So is new family guy.

@Iacobus-Magnus

2 жыл бұрын

New Family Guy has its moments but it’s not as funny

@Brand-New-Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iacobus-Magnus these days it is. Didn't you see "Prescription-H"

i think lois is chatting to her friend ross fishman

@Zxein666

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? Because i'm curious 🤔

golden age of family guy

Lmfao as always family guy going too far with their jokes by Seeing Cleveland getting hit by that police machine 🤣

@adad87821

2 жыл бұрын

until whatever we have current family guy

I like how in a video all about Peter worried about Lois seeing her ex and Joe showing off his new state of the art police van, Quagmire is still the one stealing the show with his awkwardness.

I'm shocked Cleveland pulled out a gun 😨

Please Don't spit in my eggs

Wonder whatever happened to those sewer people who wanted to wage war on the overworld. They seemed nice.

"danger he got a gun" is what got me lol

“Minority suspect” 🤣🤣🤣

Nahh , what would Louis be doing at a diner I already ate .

@ab-ct4ju

2 жыл бұрын

who the fuck is louis

@stevenwilson7137

2 жыл бұрын

@@ab-ct4ju obviously you know it’s supposed to say lois dh , act like you don’t know suddenly cause it’s an extra letter

Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while! Joe: Peter Griffin. We know you're in there. Come out with your hands up. Cleveland: Fooled ya!

if i were quagmire i would start speaking in my head in peters voice

Cleveland getting beat starts at 0:59

"Danger! Minority suspect! He's got a gun!..."

The tenderizing that Cleveland gets😂

@ashlirabid9614

2 жыл бұрын

Blue lies matter 🤣😂

"He's got a gun" 💀💀

Danger he’s got a gun😂😂😂😂😂

Damn this itches.....lol

I like how the last part implies Quagmire doesn't fully pay attention to how messed up he is.

I just realized how was joe in the drivers seat 🧑🏻‍🦽

Danger! He's got a Gun! Hahaha 😆

0:46 let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore.

That’s really messed up

The Cleveland joke would not pass in 2021. But it’s still pretty damn funny.

@DANIEL-xp5jh

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, it can. The joke was supposed to be offensive and racist. Anyone who actually gets offended probably isn’t too bright.

@lonnellmccoy6658

2 жыл бұрын

@@DANIEL-xp5jh people get offended because it happens in real life I used to watch Family Guy but I stopped because of the black jokes shit not funny to me at all anymore💯💯

@DANIEL-xp5jh

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonnellmccoy6658 Police brutality has been happening for decades before Family Guy made these jokes. They know it’s offensive, that’s why they do it.