Peter is the most racially diverse being on the planet

@Blissiralabs

2 жыл бұрын

@@beneko1127 ahahahaha!!!!!!

@roboticartist2793

2 жыл бұрын

The two main ones are black and Irish.

@Xerock

2 жыл бұрын

Is that why he's a terrible father, can't hold a job and is constantly in trouble with the law?

@chiagz7538

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xerock so you chose to be stereotypical and racist

@dannydevito5621

2 жыл бұрын

@@chiagz7538 that's why it's funny

I like how there’s a clip of one of peters ancestors being against racism, and immediately after it shows another of of his ancestors doing the exact opposite

@rtcrump0079

2 жыл бұрын

It boggles the mind, doesn't it.😏

@francescapaladini5763

2 жыл бұрын

He was against slavery, not racism

@Liquoricilicious

2 жыл бұрын

Are you saying racism is usually genetic?

@Liquoricilicious

2 жыл бұрын

Also he wasn’t being racist, he asked for an oar from Nick Jim

@ironroad18

2 жыл бұрын

Daaaaaayuuuum, fool done kisses his momma!

I just realized that the reason Peter fights with the Giant Chicken so often is because of his ancestor Juarez Griffin...

@destroyerblackdragon

2 жыл бұрын

No it's because the chicken gave him an expired coupon and he just keeps coming back.

@Shinzon23

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to think about the fact that somehow that tiny little man was able to make kids

@HannibalKantter

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shinzon23 It's not the size of the tool that matters, but the size of your heart. Also I'm sure he was small enough to get to the ovaries himself

@soulassassin0g

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shinzon23 he can literally just crawl into the vagene and be used like a marital aid.

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Juarez also got a bad coupon.

So peters Irish, Black, Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Hutt not only that they’re all inbred between The Griffins and the Pewterschmidt family

@DJPrimeAmvs

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot Native American

@my_other_side473

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJPrimeAmvs and Asian

@MalMalsEDITS

2 жыл бұрын

@@my_other_side473 I was going to but I thought that those where cutaways and side gags

@pacoramon9468

2 жыл бұрын

And spanish, also being the descendant of the OG Florida man.

@littledipper4289

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Peter is also part Nazi/German, his ancestor Peter Hitler was the true killer of Adolf Hitler

So Peter knows about a plethora of his relatives and ancestors but it took him years to meet his real father

@fairystail1

2 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind they are all Griffins so he is most likely not related to any of those men who look exactly like him

@Basher.G

2 жыл бұрын

@@fairystail1 oh yeah whoops

@ExtremeWreck

2 жыл бұрын

He probably thought his father was dead like all the others.

@marccolten9801

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for using the word "plethora". It means a lot. 😁😁

@cortezmartinez8659

2 жыл бұрын

@@marccolten9801 I don't like you

1:50 Isn’t it nice to see a family tradition still practiced by the later generations? I think it’s nice.

@fieryphoenix586

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking too.

So he's had 3 different great great uncles who fought in the Civil War, one apparently a General who drank his enemy to defeat, while the other two were Siamese Twins who joined different sides and fought each other. What a family.

@vampiregamingyt8754

2 жыл бұрын

The shocking thing is that this isn't fully unbelievable during the civil wat

@ntinosaggelopoulos6718

2 жыл бұрын

Whem are going to realize that Peter make up some things that he says

@Spiketrooper

2 жыл бұрын

@@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 man you are fun at parties aren't you?

@Pikashockdragon

2 жыл бұрын

And the scary thing is, later on that same general would become President if FGs' history is correct.

@thebandit0256

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know where Stewie gets Quark's DNA

Thomas, would you please go look for a job? "Why?" -Thomas Griffin, a great philosopher.

I would absolutely pay to watch black to the future

@thecardboardboxl3922

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@trinitech6868

2 жыл бұрын

Me to lol

@rftulie

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right!

@Zhaxxy

2 жыл бұрын

what if you could play it

@supahcomix

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zhaxxy that would be an awesome game

i wonder why all of peter's ancestors look like him, but his kids are different. my guess is lois' genes are the only ones strong enough to combat peter's.

@Denielle-V

2 жыл бұрын

Weird this is, they made him have all these different ancestors just to all of the sudden make his biological father Irish later on XD... then again i'm aware it's all for jokes and cutaway gags so yeah XD, like they care about continuity anyways

@thecasualgamer2811

2 жыл бұрын

@@Denielle-V insert giant chicken joke....

@Austin23191

2 жыл бұрын

No. Peter is just the 1st person in his family to not marry his cousin

@ZatchZXman

2 жыл бұрын

Real answer. Comedy. Most likely answer, LOTS OF INCEST.

@locktock9

2 жыл бұрын

either that, or Peter is making it up for the gag

1:51 So chicken fights do run in the Griffin Family!

@peanutmoose9591

2 жыл бұрын

Well I think we know the reason for all those fights it's a multigenerational feud.

@99mrpogi

2 жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder who Among meg, Chris or Stewie would inherit that

@InfernosReaper

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of a missed opportunity to have one of those long-winded dragged out battles, but with small people

Either Peter is a esper and can reconnect with his past lives or he’s making all of this up

@nickwright2721

2 жыл бұрын

The former is definitely the truth

@bushidotestu1997

2 жыл бұрын

Both?

@Liquoricilicious

2 жыл бұрын

Or, you know, he talked to his parents

@sunsetter5832

2 жыл бұрын

its not his past lives those are his ancestors

@Azmina_the_warlock

2 жыл бұрын

Nah hes definitely making shit up lol

5:00 fun fact: The term "Blaxsploitation" was coined in August 1972 by Junius Griffin, then president of the Beverly Hills-Hollywood NAACP branch.

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, that's just awesome.

@314rft

7 ай бұрын

Oh shit, you're actually right!

I am very curious as to what the entire griffin family tree looks like, must look like a giant mess

@seand.g423

2 жыл бұрын

Or an upside down Pandoran Mangrove...

@ExtremeWreck

2 жыл бұрын

It's just going to mostly be one giant incest tree.

@sluckett21

2 жыл бұрын

A Christmas wreath full of incest

@raisinx

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeWreck family vine

@rabidheartbeats5953

2 жыл бұрын

and the things is Peter wouldn't even be in it because he's not actually a Griffin

I don't actually think there is incest. In the episode where it shows Peter is a sperm donor all his other kids look a lot like him. I think it genuinely is just that Lois' genes are the only ones capable of over powering Peter's

@idk-nd6gz

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh with you I just think it's a family guy joke and shouldn't be looked in

@Snicketbar

Жыл бұрын

Isn't he a distant cousin of Louis or something? I think it was mentioned in the episode where Peter found out he was part black.

@syndrette

Жыл бұрын

@@Snicketbar you might be talking about how a pewterschidmt owned Nate Griffin

Imagine how strong lois' genes must be if every single one of Peter's ancestors looked exactly like him, but his own children don't.

@pokemonbattler2537

Жыл бұрын

2:53 all in favour of super Mario (everyone raised their hand) and all in favour of Eddy the hero plumber Me:(raising hand) oh you can all go to hell

i swear, peter must be related to every single person in history

@spacix4118

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, we all are

@luismex2124

Жыл бұрын

Like my ancestor Ghengis Griffin

@capitanoanghen1191

Жыл бұрын

@@luismex2124 and peter hitler 😳

I hope someone out there as put together a family tree for Peter Griffin's ancestry.

@JWeb66

2 жыл бұрын

I did one for family guy but it was for the immediate family.

@trinitech6868

2 жыл бұрын

Mine is

@legosaurg7979

2 жыл бұрын

There is a list of Griffin ancestors on the Family Guy wiki

Where’s “Hoist the Main Sail Griffin” ? He helped to invent the boat via putting sails on a train.

@CutawayGuyX

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, that's a deleted scene on the DVD version, so it's in my deleted scenes compilation (at 11:59)... kzread.info/dash/bejne/rIRs0sNsk6_amdY.html

Starting to feel like peter is just a reincarnation

It's amazing that after so many generations of Griffin looking the same Lois managed to put an end to id

@rogerbertrand9406

Жыл бұрын

Especially considering their familys had procreated in the early days of America. His ancestors have bien carrying the pewtershmidt gêne for générations and the relatives hé mentions all take after his afrocan descendants, including his Ireland-born biological dad.

@IslanderIsaac

Жыл бұрын

Well the closest thing is Chris

@melakamelaka332

Жыл бұрын

@@rogerbertrand9406 I think it's Prehistory Because Neanderthal Peter his Wife Looking Like Lois

@rogerbertrand9406

Жыл бұрын

@@melakamelaka332 oh yaaa! :)

@jaexiusnem1267

Жыл бұрын

They all Looked exactly like him even though his biological dad is actually just some random drunk in Ireland who looks identical to Peter 😂

Ulysses S Griffin: No more slaves Angus Griffin: No Jews and no blacks. Last one is ironic as the Griffin children are African American from Peter’s side and Jewish from Lois’s side through her mom

“I’ll let you do me in the back of the head!” Im so sure she said something about being shaved like a schoolgirl but now I dont know which is better..

@thatgrumpychick4928

2 жыл бұрын

"come back! My legs are shaved like a little girl's!"

@Quacktivate

Жыл бұрын

yeah maybe it was censored in some places

@drxalde3222

Жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one eho remembered that

@canaisyoung3601

Жыл бұрын

@@Quacktivate FOX network TV version probably had the shaved line while the cable and DVD version was the "Do me in the back of the head" line.

Someone has to catalog all this. This is way too interesting to keep scattered amongst episodes. The Family tree must be completed.

The guy in the white hat Griffin is so much funnier when you realize what the picture is

@mygames9925

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand 😕

@coleblatter3343

2 жыл бұрын

@@mygames9925 That's Lee Harvy Oswald getting shot.

@Ajaws

2 жыл бұрын

@@mygames9925 it is the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald

@theotherohlourdespadua1131

2 жыл бұрын

And the guy where Peter's ancestor pasted over is an FBI agent...

@MarcusCollins69

2 жыл бұрын

@@coleblatter3343 he was the man who shot Kennedy, right?

0:45 So that's where peter got his love of beer

4:32 "My legs are shaved like a little girl" to "I'll let you do me in the back of the head"

@aaronrue2664

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@basedheavenproductions7709

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronrue2664 On TV during the "Legs go alll the way up" scene when chasing down the man in the car the line was "my legs are shaved like a little girl" Here(which im assuming is supposed to be the uncensored versions) the line was "I'll let you do me in the back of the head"

@futur3sn0w

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed this haha

@CaptnShrek

2 жыл бұрын

@@futur3sn0w same

@cesarvictoriano8072

2 жыл бұрын

Which one do you prefer? Both are good lines

1:42 explains a lot. A family feud that's gone on for generations

Wow Peter's got a huge family he's got ancestors and a lot of cousins that are different races

@oltedders

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention all of his sperm donor offspring.

1:41 Little did Juarez Griffin know, that was Earnie the giant chicken's ancestor.

I love how all his family look exactly like him

@melakamelaka332

Жыл бұрын

Griffins Genes Is So Strong Or Griffins Inbreeding

Queen of Burlesque Griffin is my favorite of all of these 😂

@canaisyoung3601

Жыл бұрын

Queen of Burlesque Griffin is what Stewie thinks Meg will look like in the future (the episode where Peter loses his job after his boss dies had the part where Lois finds Peter dressed like a female prostitute and when he gets in the car, Stewie looks at Peter, and tells Meg, "It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future").

@hithereimacheese9970

6 ай бұрын

“ what a terrible time for your penis to live in” 🎤🎶

4:32 I had no idea there was another version of this joke till now.

@brandonmulryan1522

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, I know of the "My legs are shaved like a little girl's" line.

1:40 I love Peter's Spanish accent!

@gregovaromoreno6318

Жыл бұрын

That's how Spanish supposed to sound in English? I'm asking because I'm from Spain

I don't know why these are my favorite type of cutaways

So this actually confirms that peter always has scottish ancestors

I wanna see Juarez Griffin vs Jake Paul, that would be a good match.

"Okay guys we need to make a race joke" "We can't do that" "It's okay let's just make his great great great grandpa a different race and it'll be fine"

@Monkforilla

2 жыл бұрын

The thing about adult cartoons not being allowed to make race jokes just isn’t true

@cheeseboi588

2 жыл бұрын

@@Monkforilla I mean, it depends on the race joke.

@inexorable7193

2 жыл бұрын

It’s revealed in an episode that Peter is part black

@cheeseboi588

2 жыл бұрын

@@inexorable7193 Which they basically did so they could make it okay to make race jokes lmao

@inexorable7193

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseboi588 idk about you but I don’t see anything wrong with that joke

1:42 when you realize that chicken fighting is in peters blood

0:19 he says “we haven’t had a celebrity in the family since my great aunt” but then we see multiple of his relatives as celebrities

1:50 I guess Griffins other than just Peter have a bad rep with the chicken community, it runs in the family.

"ughh, Thank God we live in this time." Idk why I find this so funny

Loved Thomas Griffin best

I like how Peter has so many great great grandfathers and great great uncles

@kingpen5866

7 ай бұрын

I like how you said something basic

Nothing-like-history Griffin

@86soup

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that was the most accurate portrayal of Robert E Lee I've ever seen.

Wow, peter has five great grandfathers.

@malimaui2802

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone mentioned it lol

“Whyyyy?🤔” 😂😂😂

The reason why most of the characters in the years past resemble the characters of today is because of the Xerox Cast Trope where they just simply recast character whether they're related or not to fill in the roles that the modern day equivalents are known for

@ExtremeWreck

2 жыл бұрын

Well for the Griffin family, you can interpret that there was a lot of incest going on.

Her:"'grandpa daddy husband" Me:👀👀📞👦

2:21 *Bippity boppity back the everloving fuck up*

00:37 the way queen of burlesque Griffin belly pops out opening her legs 😂😂😂

Great Aunt Legs go all the way Griffin definitely needs her own show.

@matt13r1

2 жыл бұрын

Same with Great-Great-Great Uncle Jabba the Griffin

The husky great great great uncle Griffin cracks me up all the time...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@flickcentergaming680

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too. "Raza naba do-ah hola Willie nipple pinchy!" Lol.

@ryan060994

2 жыл бұрын

Wookie nipple pinchy

@ryan060994

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars obviously

I bursted laughing when the glass broke into his eyes 😂

Jabba the griffin

0:56 this explains so much

I’m going to try to put together a Peter Griffin family tree Edit: wish me luck

@bloodstoneore4630

2 жыл бұрын

How was it?

@verylargeman9150

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloodstoneore4630 I’m not even done yet because a lot of things Peter says is very indicative, but when I’m done I’ll post it somewhere and link it

@Quacktivate

Жыл бұрын

​@@verylargeman9150 what happened with it?

So Peter is Irish, Spanish, Asian, Native American, Hutt ,and African

@CanItAlready

2 жыл бұрын

And Scottish

@coffeboss2

2 жыл бұрын

Spanish?

@CanItAlready

2 жыл бұрын

@@coffeboss2 Because of Ponce de León Griffin.

@coffeboss2

2 жыл бұрын

@@CanItAlready A

@VicSKwan

2 жыл бұрын

@@coffeboss2 and also Juarez Griffin

1513 Ponce de León 0:03 1840 Huck Griffin 1:58 1861 Siamese Twins 4:44 1863 Ulysses S Griffin 0:39 1865 John Wilkes Photo Booth 3:56 1876 Osias Griffin 3:09 1899 Boxer Griffin 3:23 1937 Bugs Bunny 2:46 1949 Guy in White hat 1:04 1978 Rufus Griffin 4:59

@sinnfulcat

Жыл бұрын

why pfp

@videobirdshow

Жыл бұрын

@@sinnfulcat why not?

@mmoney416

7 ай бұрын

Guy in white hat is 1963

@mmoney416

7 ай бұрын

Idk how you know all the other dates, yet don't know one of the world's most famous "screenshots"

@videobirdshow

7 ай бұрын

@@mmoney416 I don’t know EVERY thing, I mean, I know about a lot of stuff, but not LITERALLY everything, I didn’t know about the show “Punky Brewster” or the movie “But I’m a cheerleader” until I was 22

Thankful for captions ❤️

1:52 the og chicken fight 😂

Thomas Griffin is my favourite lol "why..."

"I'll let you do me in the back of the head" omfg

No wonder Peter so good at fighting Chickens

Honestly my favorite was Uncle "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin. Just the extended silence resting on that dumb smile.

5:37 idk why 😂😂😂

“OH YOU OUTTA TIME, BABY!”

@jbrone1965

2 жыл бұрын

Dayyyummmm!

I would venture to guess that because the flubbed the Chief Grand Cherokee one means he makes up all of these ancestors for the sake of the cutaway.

@YokaiX

Жыл бұрын

Except maybe the Irish and African ancestors. Those two are the only confirmed in canon via episodes... if canon and consistency even mean anything in Family Guy

You forgot the ancestor who invented the first marital aid

2:20 is a deleted scene, luckily

@IdoDekel-do7hh

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God. That was fucking disturbing.

@ryan060994

2 жыл бұрын

It’s glorious

@Meimisaki2001

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god

"Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?" "THANK you."

Peter had 3 great uncles and his great grandfather all involved in the civil war.

@1:08 The Guy in the White Hat Griffin 😭

The telephone gag was amazing

So, fighting chickens runs in family...

I wouldn’t be surprised if Peter just makes these on the spot

Everyone DOES have 8 great great grandfathers, barring incest, so he COULD be telling the truth

For a guy who didn't even know his biological Irish father for most of his life, he sure is well-knowlaged about his ancestry.

The Jaycee dugard one was unexpected

Love to see black to the future with Rufus Griffin. Be awesome

2:00 I actually accidentally did call a black man the n word once cuz I wasn't know about the word much as I was an Asian. He did get mad at me but I love how he's actually understand me then and forgives me. I never saw him since we been apart because of my father's work ethnic. Miss you Reg.

I swear this man has, like, 20 great grandparents 😂

I remember at a local punk show there was a burlesque act in between bands and it was exactly as Peter sang it here. My eyes bled lol

This video is missing Peter's Asian great grandfather who won't let his son drink anything but rice wine 🤣

2:10 I remember watching this when I was too young to for adult shows and didn't know what he meant, I asked everyone in my family what he said, no one would answer me and I couldn't figure out why.

The "Legs-go-all-the-way-up Griffin" said something very odd. Normally, the line is "My legs are shaved like a little girl's", but this one said "I'll let you do me in the back of the head". This of course begs the question of where did you get that clip?

@bard4uu

2 жыл бұрын

its probably the uncensored version because a lot of these family guy clips channels upload uncensored FG

Jabba the Griffin has to be one of the best jokes

“Thomas, would you please go look for a job?” “Why?!”

1:33 he's bleeding purple blood lol.

@christhe2dprotogen511

2 жыл бұрын

You might be colour blind

@christhe2dprotogen511

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe I’m colour blind because it’s red

0:23 I think my manlyhood just died.

Someone needs to make a griffin family tree with this

@noahdean9685

Жыл бұрын

Some of his ancestors were black!

That philosopher joke got me good

You forgot the painting and the statue

Grandpa daddy husband? My belly hurts again

@Azmina_the_warlock

2 жыл бұрын

I had to look that one up. Holy shit that is dark

“Grandpa daddy husband “ Oh noooooo 😂😂😂😅

The cutaways from the old seasons are actually funny.

I've seen the legs go all the way up griffin but I've never heard this one, way funnier than shaved legs

0:05 So Peter came from the original Florida man? That explains a lot.

4:28 I didn't know they changed the line from "come back, my legs are shaved like a little girl"

So the fight of the griffon men and the chickens goes back a long time ago