Pretend I'm your child... Not Meg, not Meg!! 😂😂😂😂

@AbsoluteScrubbishNpc

4 жыл бұрын

James Morrissey rekt

@Sennodev

4 жыл бұрын

Had to say that Real quick😂

@gibbs615

4 жыл бұрын

See what I mean about how Lois treats her own daughter?😒

@kemifaith7867

2 жыл бұрын

Well it's low-key sad tho😔

@harjinder6472

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"Pretend I'm your child Lois" Lois: loosens grip "Not Meg! Not Meg!"

@dirttydan1444

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lazy_Artist129 frfr they do her so wrong

@Lazy_Artist129

4 жыл бұрын

@@dirttydan1444 I know right?

@Piccrow

4 жыл бұрын

Funny i laugh

@myiaxxo3321

4 жыл бұрын

Boi

@edsongutierrez8379

4 жыл бұрын

11:00 your welcome

“Either I was a C section or you’re Wonder Woman!” Stewie is a legend.

@averagegordonenjoyer3141

2 жыл бұрын

what does that mean

@harshdeepsingh5076

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 C section is when a baby is delivered from a woman’s abdomen and uterus by surgery. Stewie meant either he was born from a C section or lois is a wonder woman ( a sarcasm stating she has a big vagina) to deliver stewie who has a such a big head

@christianlinares2391

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 with how big stewie's head was its almost impossible for that to come out of lois' vagagay

@averagegordonenjoyer3141

2 жыл бұрын

@@christianlinares2391 OOOH HAHAHAHA

@The_GreenHub

Жыл бұрын

there’s a cutaway where stewie is a baby with a normal head and he hits his head on the ceiling and it changes to the shape it is now

The fact that Lois stole clothes she’s never going to wear is quite comical

@Mysterious-Night

Жыл бұрын

The gavel tho 😂

@1231231232972

Жыл бұрын

no it's our everyday life

@bochok5694

Жыл бұрын

You really don't get the reason, don't you? 🤦

@ricardo7308

10 ай бұрын

Thats kleptomania. They steal things they will never use

@1231231232972

10 ай бұрын

@@ricardo7308 that's women psychology, buying things just for the sake of owning it to feel good

I love how Quagmire hears everything that Lois days as sexual.

@mrgallagher7072

4 жыл бұрын

giggadee

@antcello233

4 жыл бұрын

@@byeguy9635 i will sir.

@kujojotaro4579

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@alluripranitha

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i cant-

@juangabriellopez4475

2 жыл бұрын

Everything can be sexual

They leave chris alone for 5 minutes and he stumbles into an alternate dimension

@yogijaya2897

2 жыл бұрын

A-Ha!

@JadetheGoober

2 жыл бұрын

Thank the developers that he didn’t fall into the backrooms

@just-a-fella3212

9 ай бұрын

Like a lot of little boys with vivid imaginations.

@hobomike6935

4 ай бұрын

The crappy video editing cuts ruined the joke though

The fact that Peter just walked past with Lois head in his mouth is everything

@trickykillz8865

9 ай бұрын

I'm more astonished at the fact Peter managed to cram an entire humans head into his mouth. Them again he did swallow a fat girl whole once

1:31 Plot twist: The guy is the kid's real parent and the Mom is the kidnapper.

That "Take On Me" cutaway is one of the most puzzling moments in the show's history

@Redsoxking

2 жыл бұрын

Meme

@shinystarthatisnotsoshiny

2 жыл бұрын

@@Redsoxking Meme

@metalmario00

2 жыл бұрын

Chris were have you been

@Redsoxking

2 жыл бұрын

@@metalmario00 life is crazy

@zentryii

2 жыл бұрын

@@metalmario00 I DON'T KNOW!

"The book can also be... a hat" Best line ever

@thecheeseoftruth4080

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that I read this as he said it and I've only seen this bit once and you made that comment 2 years ago is crazy

@florentin4061

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecheeseoftruth4080 yeah I feel you, these coincidences in everyday life making me astonishing

@saurabhbhushan1714

2 жыл бұрын

I love how he delivers it

@RyukyuStyle

2 жыл бұрын

@@saurabhbhushan1714 yeah perfect delivery lol.

@RyukyuStyle

2 жыл бұрын

@@florentin4061 i think its confirmation bias. these things just stand out, but if you really looked objectively about how often it happens vs doesnt happen it would make mathematical sense. people comment on the video often quoting parts of it, and if you are someone who reads comments before the video is over, this is gonna happen. it sure does feel weird when it happens though, but its nothing extraordinary, its just going to happen now and then if the condition for it to happen are met.

You know, for being paralyzed from the waist down, Joe does his job VERY well

Stewie's frowned face when in Lois's lap always makes me laugh so hard.

The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom always coming through, crack me up all the time 😂😂

@maboleth

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! I LOVE that kind of humor! It's brilliant. Lmao!

@toyotacorollaaltis8613

9 ай бұрын

“Not quick enough”

@Gidkayphotography

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dougfisher1813

2 ай бұрын

he's such a wholesome kidnapper 😊

@Mpendulo_T

2 ай бұрын

I was close tho You were close🤣

The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom crack me up every time !!

@amaasage

2 жыл бұрын

Same here🤣🤣🤣

@aristotlecruz2021

2 жыл бұрын

not quick enoughhh

@binaryruffian7538

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes regarding child kidnapping and trafficking (implied pedophilia) are oddly common in America, it’s like finding teen suicide and cannibalism funny. Absolutely disgusting

@aristotlecruz2021

2 жыл бұрын

@@binaryruffian7538 ok boomer

@MonsieurBiga

2 жыл бұрын

@@binaryruffian7538 how is cannibalism not funny though

I love how that woman talks to the kidnapper so casually about him trying to abduct her child.

7:23 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!???

@Skoopbooppoop

7 ай бұрын

No is bite of 05

You’re telling me nobody saw Lois shoplifting?

@solitudeguard5688

4 жыл бұрын

Logic Is life that doesn’t even make sense, moron.

@levisrat2861

4 жыл бұрын

King Dubeskins I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee

@andioop5808

4 жыл бұрын

Logic Is life "you're telling me"

@xaviergamboa181

4 жыл бұрын

Good one fool

@smoovedypx329

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim is my favorite game

man I really miss the days when Joe was a badass cop, not the suicidal emotional wreck he is today

@freshcolors1272

2 жыл бұрын

Its always great to see him have that kick into action from time to time

@MetrognomeVideos

2 жыл бұрын

lol that's how Bonnie feels

@freshcolors1272

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyukyuStyle thats how it always is

@praveenawesome2182

2 жыл бұрын

@@MetrognomeVideos yepp

@propaghosh3045

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. He is also seems to be a lot dumber than before and almost like the joker of the group.

Joe: Pretend I’m your child! *Louis thinks about meg* *Starts letting go* Joe: Not Meg!Not Meg!! *Grabs hand again*

@Addison.Renfroe

Жыл бұрын

At least she thought about her I guess??💀

bruh the joe: “OMG!! ” boni: “did you walk?” just had me dying🤣🤣 9:30

“She is a handsome woman.” 💀😭😂

"Replace him!" *Takes out newborn baby and put him on the line* "Faster!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

@rigg13

2 жыл бұрын

"Leprace him" 😂😂 Very racist Chinese joke

@DarkFemEnergy222

2 жыл бұрын

I SCREAMED 😹😹

@skys2blue255

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite parts was when the whole family was sitting in the living room and Peter was in his underwear asking Brian what's the stuff on his own shoulder and Brian said mustard 😂😂 and Peter said Oh that's right we had hot dogs last week 😂😂 this man haven't bath in a week😂😂 than he ask Brian are you going to eat that😂😂 and Brian responded and said the mustard on your shoulder... NO😂😂

@praveenawesome2182

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@zebidopaul9662

2 жыл бұрын

it gat mi too😁😁😁

2:00 me committing a crime in bitlife

3:28 oppa gamgam style

@saotomemihosuzukiii

5 ай бұрын

I literally thought the space 😂

@AvalancheTV

4 ай бұрын

Knew goddamn well I wasn’t the only one

Either I'm c section or youre wonder woman lois.. 😂

@mmodnao

4 жыл бұрын

This video has been c sectioned many times.

@testedalexthegreat1759

4 жыл бұрын

@@mmodnao Lmfaoo

@andrewwilliams29

4 жыл бұрын

I am your 999 like if could of been 1k

@ryhanejohnson9295

4 жыл бұрын

I stopped the video and looked for this exact comment 😂😂

@blue-pb7mn

4 жыл бұрын

That was funny!

The fact your cutting the song, “Take On Me”, is a crime in of itself.

@captainmoonmilk8307

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!

@alien_invation371

4 жыл бұрын

That’s my favourite Sean of all of family guy I wanted to hear it all😭😭

@abigailevans5825

4 жыл бұрын

S. Nonaka stop asking questions

@classic6288

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@ImFromIowa

4 жыл бұрын

Noooo.......the fact that they cut scenes (like ”Lois I want gram crackers”)

9:34 joe’s face 😂

@1TigerAce

2 жыл бұрын

I lost it.

Lois' stealing and kleptomaniac shrieking and cackling is the best part.

I love that conversation between the mother and the kidnapper , so underrated

@sidneymunemo6394

2 жыл бұрын

True

@PlayerToBeNamedLater1973

Жыл бұрын

Underrated?

@s.l1736

Жыл бұрын

So wholesome🥰

@jennynyle89

Жыл бұрын

Dark jokes 😂

@Mr.Eminem

10 ай бұрын

I ship them 😂

Peter: Achoo! Judge: All right 3 years! Peter: That was a sneeze! Judge: 4 years! Peter: I'm sorry! Judge: 5 years! Peter: You douce bag! Judge: All right 3 years it is (That part was funny😂😂😂)

@milliesmailes4503

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Smith yasss

@stardustsouls6869

4 жыл бұрын

lol haha! funny monent family guy 2019 hd 😁😁😁😃😄😃😄😃😄

@bsmokez

4 жыл бұрын

4:53

@sallysprings344

4 жыл бұрын

He said “ok 3 years!” Not “All right 3 years!” Just saying! Just saying!

@chadmarbles8148

4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂😂

1:08 made me cackle

"Good lord lois either iwas a c section or yoir wonder woman " "Imagine ime your child lois not meg not meg" These get me every time 🤣😂

7:33 I love how Lois is the one they’re breaking out of jail yet she holds the door for all of them and is the last one inside 😂

@RaviModiya-wc7vy

2 жыл бұрын

That's how mother works

@playerback7722

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Icewallowcome012

8 ай бұрын

Bro nobody is mentioning it but I thought it was hilarious how Peter snuck Lois out

7:45 “I’m a *dog* I have a tough time standing in the car” lol

@TheBehm08

2 жыл бұрын

This had me weak

@Thestraycat6

2 жыл бұрын

Why is ur eyes only showing show us ur whole face UR WHOLE FACE

"Boy... you put on weight, Jackie Chan" 🤣🤣

Joe:pretend I’m your kid Lois:”looses grip” Joe:NOT MEG NOT MEG That had me rolling on the floor laughing 😂

“OH MY GOD ITS MALCOM IN MIDDLE! Meg: I’m not a boy! *YES YOU ARE!* ” 🤣

@tibaazher2792

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah,😂

@Thestraycat6

2 жыл бұрын

Your gonna be one

@akalidarkside6598

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor: ok meg lets have a look at that pergina

@praveenawesome2182

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@adrienneflowersscott9290

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣

“Pretend Im your child Lois!” “NOT MEG NOT MEG!” That is so me to my friends😂

@danielladowden802

2 жыл бұрын

Thats sad...im the same🤣🤣

@englishandbiohub6621

2 жыл бұрын

And me to my parents

@danieltramp7432

Жыл бұрын

Wow you're so quirky and interesting and unique

“PRETEND IM YOUR CHILD LOIS” Lois: *loosens grip* *NOT MEG NOT MEG!!*

7:39 brian being thrown around the car into door got me crying 😭

@toyotacorollaaltis8613

9 ай бұрын

That was deserved he is a shithead

11:00 “pretend I’m your child” “not Meg not Meg” 😂😂😂😂😂

@axxturalz444

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like" nutmeg nutmeg"😭

Damn..I never thought Lois would steal and end up in jail she usually the good one 😂🤣🤣 Lmaooo....

@ace7783

4 жыл бұрын

Steal** Steal is taking something that isn’t yours Steel Is a metal

@tubeehonest8100

4 жыл бұрын

Steal

@torealfodrama9190

4 жыл бұрын

My bad I was typing so fast didn't notice I spelled steal wrong wtf....😂

@Soul_Alpha

4 жыл бұрын

To real fo drama Damn bro they railed you like a steel beam for spelling steal wrong.

@torealfodrama9190

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soul_Alpha yeah..but I don't give af I was typing so fast

8:11 😂😂😂😂

2:32 you play a little dress up?

Joe:”Oh my god” Bonnie:”Did you walk” Me:😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

@pukaisparalyzed6181

4 жыл бұрын

why that expression im sure id be great if he walked

@tori4637

4 жыл бұрын

Blacky Heartal Joe”no Bonny I’m f*cking floating”

@CJ-we6fv

4 жыл бұрын

This imply she knows they mistreat Meg

@jaykobgarza7925

4 жыл бұрын

Did you walk

@banetteisunderrated8823

4 жыл бұрын

Just me or is joes face really small in that scene?

It’s funny how Lois stole a bunch of clothes she needed but wears the same damn clothes every day!!

@arqade609

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Its_toca_eef

Жыл бұрын

@@arqade609 lol

"pretend im your child.... NOT MEG NOT MEG!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

3:26 I was full on waiting for Joe to start singing gangnam style.

I can see why the fact Lois had become obsessed with shoplifting and did other crimes mostly in the later seasons is that she inherited her bad attitude from her father

@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376

Жыл бұрын

McCraeTheMedial I can actually see Carter doing this while his wife isn't looking lol.

Why put a watermark on something that aint even yours Lmfao

@johnnyferrer4068

4 жыл бұрын

So many other people have said that shut up

@chancerbox1935

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyferrer4068 r/gatekeeping

@johnnyferrer4068

4 жыл бұрын

@@chancerbox1935 oh it's herobrine

@morningtarr1580

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't care what you have to say its just plain stupid by putting a watermark on something that wasn't made by them

@pasifictt22522

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Ferrer you shut up dumb nigga

5:43 Chris: can we pet him? Also chris: *doesn't realize the girl eyelashes on the deer. Note: I hope I get lots of likes for this. 8)

@Skoopbooppoop

7 ай бұрын

Some men can have girl eyelashes

"I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. I'm going to do it. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS" SAVAGE!

@aalok2423

2 ай бұрын

was he referring to michael hutchence

"I'm not a boy!" *"Yes you are!"*

@gibbs615

4 жыл бұрын

NO SHE'S NOT CHAN!!!

Stewie: “I haven’t seen one female baby since we got here this place is a sausage fest” that is a very subtle joke 😶😂

@klearkhoswashokani1797

2 жыл бұрын

How?

@gabrielvijuk4055

2 жыл бұрын

Bro when I tell u I literally paused the video to comprehend that.

@solar0wind

2 жыл бұрын

Oooh I got it now. Took me a while. The joke is that girls are often aborted in some Asian countries meaning that there are way more guys than girls.

@janekgroe4304

2 жыл бұрын

@@klearkhoswashokani1797 china used to have a one-child-policy to prevent overpopulation. Since males had a higher stance in society some people decided to get rid of their child if it was a girl. This way, there were more boys than girls...

@Lena-xy8id

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Stewie was gay

9:52 quagmire a snitch

The way Brian moans(?) at 3:21 is pure weird.

"Im a dog i have a tough time standing in a car" *hits the wall?* 😂😂😂👏👏🙌

@LyricGoodMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest Brian out of all the episodes

I don’t really buy that the house turned to ruin when Lois was put away. Meg and Brian are At least smart enough to change a diaper.

@turtletears6157

4 жыл бұрын

Chloe Vampirica yup

@thewanderingassassinlk3136

4 жыл бұрын

But who would want to? no one would also brian ate Stewies crap before So i feel like he wouldn’t want to even be tempted again so he stayed away

@peterplumpkineater69

4 жыл бұрын

Chloe Vampirica you must be fun at parties

@chloevampiric393

4 жыл бұрын

Quaking * I bring edibles.

@BardiXOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off you dumbass Gacha-tard

"Oh my god; it's Malcolm In Middle!" "I'm not a boy..." "Yes you are. 😡"

@AnthonyLeachman-sc6es

5 ай бұрын

😟 this scare me

"omg" "Did you walk?" Joe: 😐 Bonnie:😐

"Pretend I'm your child, Lois." "Not Meg! Not Meg!"

@AfricaRecapped

2 жыл бұрын

Does Lois hate Meg?

@Nyctocia

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone hates meg 😭

@fathurboim

2 жыл бұрын

@@AfricaRecapped nope, Seth hates Meg.

@AfricaRecapped

2 жыл бұрын

Loool

@AfricaRecapped

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nyctocia why

5:12 Peter: Achoo! Judge: Ok 3 years! Peter: That was a sneeze! Judge: 4 years! Peter: I'm sorry! Judge: 5 years! Peter: You douchebag! Judge: Alright, 3 years it is.

@SleepyPlushy

11 ай бұрын

Peter is savage

@Dasxz

6 ай бұрын

That had me dying Well it's been 4 years Anyone alive ?

@jackpresley3254

5 ай бұрын

That's how it works. You call the judge a douchebag and you get a better sentence

@ 2:37 Playin a lil dress up? Lol 🤣😂🤣😂.

1:52: Lois turns into a kleptomaniac (for anyone who doesn't know what that means it's basically a mental health disorder where people can't resist stealing things)

“Take on me” literally plays at my work every day…that and Blinded by the lights.

@blackroselostindarkness5643

2 жыл бұрын

@Exploring Beyond, Thank You

@moeenuddin6467

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of work do you even do....!?

@blackroselostindarkness5643

2 жыл бұрын

@@moeenuddin6467, Currently I am a server at a Mexican restaurant but I am fixing to sign up for special effects makeup school.

@moeenuddin6467

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackroselostindarkness5643 cool.

@blackroselostindarkness5643

2 жыл бұрын

@@moeenuddin6467, Thanks

oh I have so much to do today, I have laundry, I have a piano lesson, and I've got to make dinner. I'm so busy😂 😂

@ritawashere5787

4 жыл бұрын

@Rea’s Quest it's the best, Brian is playing dress up in Lois's heels 😂 when Stewie catches him

@Kira-bb6pt

4 жыл бұрын

No one asked or cares

@ritawashere5787

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kira-bb6pt I'm thinking you do, after all your reading comments and then commenting on them. You dolt.

@dianamorales7335

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kira-bb6pt I care....

0:23 damn. Take on me chris

„Here’s Another Thing, The Book Can Also Be… A Hat” - Peter Griffin 2019

@amiablanket

10 ай бұрын

No, Peter Griffin, early 2000's

7:03 quagmire lol

7:14 I can’t with Glenn in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Universe_presents

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

4:57 that giggle 🤣

Joe's voice when he gets angry or excessively happy is so funny hahahaha

Anything is an upgrade on living with Peter.

"Oh my god, it's Malcolm in Middle!" "I'm not a boy!" "Yes you are!"

Louis: “Chris where have you been?” Chris: “I don’t know.” 😂

Back again with another banger keep posting bro🎉

0:25 is literally the best thing I've seen in a while

Your hair is winterfire, january embers, my heart burns there too

@kentoledo186

4 жыл бұрын

Now im inlove lol

@yondupoppins268

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Toledo srry Im taken

@vincenthendersonjr5825

4 жыл бұрын

@@jxiong807 it's from IT by Stephen King.

@johnhaile7897

4 жыл бұрын

Vincent Henderson Jr bruh he knows😂😂😂

@wendihyd6799

3 жыл бұрын

He has other channels quoting the movie IT. "my heart burns there, too" is another channel and he uploads family guy also

9:28 Boi you put on weight Jackie Chan lmao 🤣😆🤣 I'm dead bro xD

3:51 meow😀

6:55 OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU😂

I love that they had a way to include a joke about dogs not being able to stand or sit still in the he car.

Funny how at the entire beginning the woman doesn't even mind the fact the man is trying to take her kid lol

7:37 As a dog, I can confirm we have a hard time standing up in the car and slam our heads on the door

"I'm not a boy" *"Yes you are"* Considering the future with Meg becoming Ron this is hilarious

The joke about not seeing one female baby is underrated comedy gold

@nariztapada699

2 жыл бұрын

when does that happen?

@ilyakonovalov3623

2 жыл бұрын

@@nariztapada699 8:19

@heehee4341

7 ай бұрын

Oh shit as a chinese I just understood this

1:17 employee is such a mood 🤣

Have anyone saw the word Your Hair is Winter Fire😶😶😶

@CheeseBreads.

Ай бұрын

First thing I saw long

3:58 this is the moment Lois became Hesienberg

"Pretend I'm your child" Lois lets go "not Meg not meg"

I was crying at the sand people choir scene. OMG I’m dead! 😂🤣😂

0:54 😂 a classic stewie line

Joe: pretend I’m your child Lois: let’s go Joe: not meg!!!! Not meg!!

This episode was amazing. Hilarious from start to finish.

@yOGlo

9 ай бұрын

#BigFactz

The way how Lois laughed is funny

6:45 That was Lois's "I did it for me" scene.

Getting monetized for content that he didnt even produce.

@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710

4 жыл бұрын

That's just rude.

@bossironman2302

4 жыл бұрын

Well thats the truth.. Am i wrong?

@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710

4 жыл бұрын

No, definitely not. The person who uploaded this, he's the rude one.

@nvnez18

4 жыл бұрын

Monetized* produce*

@Gaizkia

4 жыл бұрын

So, no, yes there’s ads on it, but the revenue still goes to fox

11:06 poor meg

1:35 this reminds me of those creepy men who say "moms need to stop being overprotective over their kids!"

"Omg its jacki Chan!" 😂😂💀