Eye on Texas: Ted Cruz, Immigration, and Blaming AOC | The Daily Show

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Meet Texas: home of Ted Cruz, power crises, and the best pitstop for anti-gun dildo protests. #DailyShow #Texas
00:00 - TEXAS STUDENTS’ ANTI-GUN DILDO PROTEST
05:16 - TED CRUZ: THE BOOGER ON THE LIP OF DEMOCRACY
14:24 - BLAMING AOC FOR THE POWER CRISIS
23:48 - TRUMP SUPPORTERS DESTROYING THEIR OWN CAREERS
27:57 - CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORMER MARK GONZALEZ
33:10 - BRICKY THE BORDER WALL RALLIES TRUMP SUPPORTERS
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  • @comradepickles7607
    @comradepickles76072 жыл бұрын

    "The larger the gun, the harder it is to conceal" "Oh I know" I laughed out loud

  • @psycogeek1031

    @psycogeek1031

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keeping big guns in your blouse is hard to conceal also.

  • @tuckergary1516

    @tuckergary1516

    2 жыл бұрын

    stormy daniels said donnie's is tiny

  • @ighoomang8499

    @ighoomang8499

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now I know why black men are shut at frequently. 🤣🤣

  • @Msapere

    @Msapere

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ighoomang8499 🤣🤣

  • @realjeetpatel

    @realjeetpatel

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @theronedawson3236
    @theronedawson32362 жыл бұрын

    Wait a minute didn't AOC raised a million dollars for Texas to help with the freezing cold weather? What did their Senator Ted Cruz do for them? Oh that right he left for Cancun to get away from the freezing weather 😩

  • @Dylanesque

    @Dylanesque

    2 жыл бұрын

    I believe the figure was somewhere in the region of $5,000,000 That's a lot of care for a person some want to claim only cares about herself.

  • @stylis666

    @stylis666

    2 жыл бұрын

    1. No republican who knows that cares or remembers that; blaming the left is priority one. 2. "He did great things for our state! He's a great man!" - in depth conservative argument; fact's aren't needed to shout assertions louder and the louder you shout the more correct you are. Feelings over facts is the conservative way.

  • @blubase06
    @blubase062 жыл бұрын

    "college students that haven't matured yet" THE IRONY ABSOLUTELY HURTS SO MUCH

  • @KombuchaBuzzed

    @KombuchaBuzzed

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s too bad the guy doesn’t get it. 🤦

  • @matthewsarson6934

    @matthewsarson6934

    2 жыл бұрын

    After all the fox news these people have been watched for years, they don't even understand irony anymore.

  • @bonpaoi4736

    @bonpaoi4736

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4Jm0cGPZLbYiqw.html

  • @elbinx760

    @elbinx760

    2 жыл бұрын

    *FAKE NEWS!!!*

  • @applesnpears9828

    @applesnpears9828

    2 жыл бұрын

    Irony is Republican truth

  • @orthenight
    @orthenight2 жыл бұрын

    As of September 1st, that 4 hour training to get a carry permit isn’t necessary anymore. Anyone over the age of 21 can carry a gun in public legally. So while that opening sketch seems concerning, don’t worry, it’s gotten much worse.

  • @actuallyyoureright7041

    @actuallyyoureright7041

    2 жыл бұрын

    yup that’s where i live…

  • @kendingus6090

    @kendingus6090

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate Cruz so much I can't watch mre than half of this video.

  • @kayellai5278

    @kayellai5278

    2 жыл бұрын

    Back to the cowboys days.

  • @carltonmonarch1647

    @carltonmonarch1647

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kayellai5278 yep, and i cant wait to publicly hang people again

  • @dougroyce5784

    @dougroyce5784

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because so many people are carrying guns around. 😒😒 The law for college campuses went into effect in 2015.

  • @upinsmokeproductions6471
    @upinsmokeproductions64712 жыл бұрын

    Roy with the Olive Garden comment is absolute genius.

  • @writelikeamagician6868

    @writelikeamagician6868

    2 жыл бұрын

    No one shoots in family restaurants

  • @GuusvanVelthoven
    @GuusvanVelthoven2 жыл бұрын

    So an object made for pleasure is obscene but an object made for killing is just fine?

  • @Annie-cs

    @Annie-cs

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah, and a pleasure that is HEALTH and not being taught well, but for killing? sure, we'll teach you (badly so you probably hurt more ppl in the process ok? i mean, that is the goal right?)

  • @redblankie1219

    @redblankie1219

    2 жыл бұрын

    Criminals don't care about laws

  • @ryanreviews8566
    @ryanreviews85662 жыл бұрын

    3:00 - this is why Republicans keep looking like fools.

  • @JadenKaye

    @JadenKaye

    2 жыл бұрын

    But not enough fools show up to vote them out. But people showed up in November, but not enough to get them all out. Still it shook the GOP up so much they immediately passed voting restriction laws and now as of a couple of months ago you need ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to carry a gun thanks to Abbott.

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    2 жыл бұрын

    They’re proud fools, tho.

  • @Kekorast

    @Kekorast

    2 жыл бұрын

    This argument defies all laws of human nature. It is imposdible to make an argument like this and be considered to have an average IQ. I'm astonished about his level of confidence while making his statement. Plato was right. Democracy has big flaws. These kind of people also has the right to vote.

  • @f-86zoomer37

    @f-86zoomer37

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@JadenKaye Why is it a bad idea to show ID when you cast your vote? Don't we want to make sure that all votes are being casted legally? I can't even enter my school gym without ID. When I purchase alcohol from the bar at my school, I can't show my school ID. I have to show my gov't issued ID to prove I'm over 21. When I fly to school, I have to show my gov't ID too.

  • @THATBOISHAD

    @THATBOISHAD

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@f-86zoomer37 You already have to prove who you are when you vote. Your d.l. number or regular id have to be in a database along with your registration to vote. How do you think they audit it. Stop falling for the trickery.

  • @mistyrhodes3783
    @mistyrhodes37832 жыл бұрын

    This is awesome! I’m a resident of Texas and it’s dead on!

  • @awwhellnaw8214

    @awwhellnaw8214

    2 жыл бұрын

    You most definitely are not a Texan if you said that.

  • @beccadabeast5013

    @beccadabeast5013

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwhellnaw8214 Again, with the Texan pride BS. Give us a break.

  • @alisade127
    @alisade1272 жыл бұрын

    They re blaming solar and wind energy, but the traditional gas, oil and nuclear failed them catastrophically!

  • @fatlacesthedon

    @fatlacesthedon

    2 жыл бұрын

    They won't believe that, "ain't no such thang as global warmin' it's just summer"

  • @omcorc

    @omcorc

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can convince these whackos of literally anything, as long as you wrap it in the flag and chant “USA! USA! USA!” Being mean spirited and super cynical goes a long way as well.

  • @DPowered2

    @DPowered2

    2 жыл бұрын

    They pay them enough to not care about that.

  • @thee1aishaseastrunk-simon400

    @thee1aishaseastrunk-simon400

    2 жыл бұрын

    A lot of these Texans live in LaLa land 🤣😂😅 Just give them a beer or alcohol they're fine with anything

  • @austingibbs7165

    @austingibbs7165

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair nuclear energy would be great for the planet but it would require people to not be people aka not mess up while using it.

  • @grimrott891
    @grimrott8912 жыл бұрын

    Roy Wood Jr is truly comedic gold

  • @justaguy6100
    @justaguy61002 жыл бұрын

    RE: ERCOT (Texas electricity oversight) blaming renewables... 80% of lost capacity was from thermal sources, PLUS of course wind turbines in states where they were prepared for freezing temperatures continued to work. The ONE area of Texas that didn't experience power outage was the El Paso area, which is not within ERCOT. What a surprise eh?

  • @stevmts905
    @stevmts9052 жыл бұрын

    Just had a kid here, go through handgun training and got his permit to carry. Within days of getting his permit, he accidentally shot his friend in the neck (he survived.) Yea, you feel safer having a gun, but the rest of us don't.

  • @jerrellbevers6071

    @jerrellbevers6071

    2 жыл бұрын

    We need more of that, haven't ya heard!

  • @travis419

    @travis419

    2 жыл бұрын

    Remember the little girl that killed her instructor at the gun range? I think it was a couple of years ago.

  • @siesta6786

    @siesta6786

    2 жыл бұрын

    *AISURU.TOKYO/SIESTA** 💞 Love Story* (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @jerrellbevers6071

    @jerrellbevers6071

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@travis419 They gave her a fully automatic weapon and he was standing to the side and behind her. It went up, back over her shoulder and shot the instructor in the head killing him instantly and scarring her forever. He was ex-military and a highly qualified instructor as well, tragic and 100% preventable.

  • @dose1208

    @dose1208

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jerrellbevers6071 lol he deserve that giving a little girl a fully automatical supposdly

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered22 жыл бұрын

    "You can be immature and still be mature enough to use a gun"

  • @lynnpayne9519

    @lynnpayne9519

    2 жыл бұрын

    But not an adult toy. This is just sad.

  • @prodemocracyseth
    @prodemocracyseth2 жыл бұрын

    Immature people can still be responsible? That's a new one.

  • @mynameisnobody3964

    @mynameisnobody3964

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can hear someone audibly say "what?" as soon as that idiot said that lol

  • @Jorge_Rodriguez83

    @Jorge_Rodriguez83

    2 жыл бұрын

    Both concepts are not compatible.

  • @bonpaoi4736

    @bonpaoi4736

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4Jm0cGPZLbYiqw.html

  • @Jeffyd133
    @Jeffyd1332 жыл бұрын

    Just saying from up here in Massachusetts, we have winterized renewable energy and it never fails and we get multiple feet of snow, sometimes per storm.

  • @TeddyBear-cg3lz

    @TeddyBear-cg3lz

    2 жыл бұрын

    And here in Texas, the powers that be won't pay for the winterizing. Hmm....isn't it Governor Abbott and the Republican majority whose policies caused the winter shutdown? The answer is "yes" they are responsible so vote them out.

  • @darklight38

    @darklight38

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TeddyBear-cg3lz They can't be voted out, if a majority of your people vote for them over and over again. News: "Texas power lines are out in this winter storm. It looks like they were never winterized due to the lack of federal regulations. Profits over safety it seems. Governor Abbott how will you respond?" Abbott: "Thank you for the question. It was truly the democrats who cut our power using the new AOC green deal. Truly, the liberals here are the ones to blame for our power catastrophe" Texans: "Yes! It all makes sense!" Rinse and repeat

  • @Imbatmn57
    @Imbatmn572 жыл бұрын

    So instead of not allowing guns in schools, they're putting more guns in schools.

  • @msshieka943

    @msshieka943

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah 🤦🏻‍♀️ Make it make since!!!

  • @gustavedelior3683

    @gustavedelior3683

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know! It's soooooo progressive

  • @Pantsinabucket

    @Pantsinabucket

    2 жыл бұрын

    @HunterBidensCrackPipe you can ask the armed cop placed within the school how well he stopped the marjory stoneman Douglas shooting. He really saved the day by fleeing the scene immediately and not even helping evacuate students.

  • @MrSppiky

    @MrSppiky

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Pantsinabucket I think everyone with bad intentions will think twice before coming to Texas universities. AND ARE WE SO IMMATURE THAT WE CAN PUSH SAFE DRIVING HABITS BUT NOT SAFE GUN HANDLING???? A lot more people die Bc of car accidents should we ban cars too???

  • @cloud9conscience155

    @cloud9conscience155

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@msshieka943 Biden just gave 600000 guns to the enemy that chant death to America everyday.

  • @rg9810
    @rg98102 жыл бұрын

    As a fellow Texan, I'm sorry America. We really are trying over here.

  • @mistyrhodes3783

    @mistyrhodes3783

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep!!!

  • @jusadude186

    @jusadude186

    2 жыл бұрын

    Get your boys

  • @winterlongmire501

    @winterlongmire501

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please try harder

  • @donnakaye2015

    @donnakaye2015

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am a fellow Texan, too. It makes me feel real safe to be on these crazy Texas roads, when everyone is packing. I think road rage is going to be insane.

  • @melindalewis5403

    @melindalewis5403

    2 жыл бұрын

    RG, I can totally relate to your comment. I am a lifelong Gulf Coast Floridian.

  • @amoore3418
    @amoore34182 жыл бұрын

    Lord Jesus help us, save us from these republicanants. That's the nicest word I can use in prayer. Amen

  • @masercot
    @masercot2 жыл бұрын

    My best move ever was OUT OF TEXAS... Whatever you think you KNOW about Texas, multiply that times ten and that's what it is really like...

  • @dose1208

    @dose1208

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dont come back

  • @robintamayo7610

    @robintamayo7610

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so ready to get out of here

  • @lildemon666.2

    @lildemon666.2

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dose1208 they don't want to

  • @grmpEqweer

    @grmpEqweer

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have a deep affection for Houston, but it's a big blob of liberals, leftists, and lots of immigrants-the most diverse city in the USA. If I drive two hours north, I'm going back in time... maybe to the 1950's, maybe earlier.

  • @dose1208

    @dose1208

    2 жыл бұрын

    . hurry up and get out

  • @Peter_Scheen
    @Peter_Scheen2 жыл бұрын

    I am Dutch and an American once said I was lost because I allowed our gun laws to be forbid any weapon. I explained it was very safe here and we have three times less murders (per capita), no school shootings etc. but I am the lost one...

  • @soch3418

    @soch3418

    2 жыл бұрын

    Youre 100% right. Veiligheid voorop.

  • @Peter_Scheen

    @Peter_Scheen

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@soch3418 Het heeft alles te maken met een veilige omgeving waar jij en je kinderen zich geborgen kunnen voelen. De Amerikanen denken dat ze alle problemen met geweld kunnen oplossen.

  • @soch3418

    @soch3418

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Peter_Scheen en dat levert uiteindelijk alleen maar meer geweld op.

  • @hamster4618

    @hamster4618

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indeed, they think this way they can protect themselves against criminals and crazies with guns. However, I rather have criminals and crazies not be allowed with guns altogether.

  • @siesta6786

    @siesta6786

    2 жыл бұрын

    *AISURU.TOKYO/SIESTA** 💞 Love Story* (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @ayeleenders6519
    @ayeleenders65192 жыл бұрын

    I live in Texas, our politicians are like no mask only guns. No abortions or brith control, more guns.

  • @KombuchaBuzzed

    @KombuchaBuzzed

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why live in Texas? I’m Asian and wouldn’t visit that place.

  • @alixwithaneye

    @alixwithaneye

    2 жыл бұрын

    Makes you wonder what lives they are really "pro" about...

  • @alixwithaneye

    @alixwithaneye

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KombuchaBuzzed some of us were born here lol.

  • @ayeleenders6519

    @ayeleenders6519

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like the gulf coast climate, the green space, and how friendly people can be.

  • @KombuchaBuzzed

    @KombuchaBuzzed

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alixwithaneye Why not move after becoming an adult? 🤔

  • @justaguy6100
    @justaguy61002 жыл бұрын

    And Ted Cruz found a new way to make me nauseous just looking at him.

  • @psycogeek1031

    @psycogeek1031

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did you ever wonder if these orange people are working for a different country , one that wants to see us all die ?

  • @Dbb27

    @Dbb27

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was hard to watch that much Ted Cruz.

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer2 жыл бұрын

    "You ever make any mistakes in life?" "No." "Too bad, you might have learned something." 😁 I like that dude.

  • @km7668

    @km7668

    2 жыл бұрын

    I read your comment before I saw that part of the clip. I thought one of the Daily Show correspondents said it. 😄 That dude was quick with the wit!

  • @Virjunior01

    @Virjunior01

    2 жыл бұрын

    For real... that's a real bro.

  • @Astraeus..

    @Astraeus..

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's Asian. I guarantee if you ask his dad about the mistakes he's made, the answer will be significantly different :P

  • @Virjunior01

    @Virjunior01

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Astraeus.. don't you just LOVE your "positive" stereotype?

  • @pam6823
    @pam68232 жыл бұрын

    I'm so incredibly grateful that my children don’t have to grow up in the United States, and especially in Texas. I would worry myself to death every time they go out, whether it’s for school or with friends😟. Here in Norway, even the police aren’t allowed to carry guns on them. They are only armed up in special circumstances or potentially dangerous situations.

  • @oceanrock733

    @oceanrock733

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please keep educating America on First World gun safety laws. You are safe every day.

  • @MikeGolfLima

    @MikeGolfLima

    2 жыл бұрын

    Prolife christians with guns...

  • @MissMaja24

    @MissMaja24

    2 жыл бұрын

    On behalf of Sweden I agree with you

  • @beard18276

    @beard18276

    2 жыл бұрын

    Norway!!?? Really!!?? Norway!!??

  • @beard18276

    @beard18276

    2 жыл бұрын

    And thats why you have mass murderers

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus2 жыл бұрын

    Texas really has gone wild. Roy Wood Jr. really was the best one to send for the opening story.

  • @grmpEqweer

    @grmpEqweer

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is a weird state. We haven't _gone_ wild, so much as it's always been here, it's just sort of _matured._

  • @kristiskinner8542

    @kristiskinner8542

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@grmpEqweer no its caught Rabies compared to the rest of my whole life here until now. I'd take Bush jr or Perry back over Abbott. The last decent gov we had was Richards

  • @ntamny

    @ntamny

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kristiskinner8542 so true. Absolutely miss, Ann. None can compare to her. Such wit she had. 💖💖💖

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist12 жыл бұрын

    Oh, come on, Fox. They've got wind farms in both Dakotas, Wyoming, Iowa, Nebraska, Montana, Minnesota, Maine, Oregon, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana and Michigan that go through colder weather _every single winter_ than Texas had _that one time._ They keep functioning _just fine_ because they're _made_ for it. Now let's _not_ pretend the _reason_ they're made for it is that they're not _wind_ farms.

  • @puellamservumaddominum6180

    @puellamservumaddominum6180

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL don't forget Alaska Canada Norway Sweden Finland and even frikkan Antarctica where the wind turbines work just fine.

  • @lesbethtacioni1733

    @lesbethtacioni1733

    2 жыл бұрын

    The f'n money hungry Tex government was to make money during the winter which they did for the gas industry. Those turbines have never been serviced, built and forgotten...f'n sad

  • @Dbb27

    @Dbb27

    2 жыл бұрын

    There was a decision made to not add cold weather protection which would have added $50k I think it was per wind turbine.

  • @joycej9415

    @joycej9415

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed and they don't seem to understand about storage batteries either.

  • @ThePhysics1234
    @ThePhysics12342 жыл бұрын

    17:00 "Nobody owes you anything" Actually if people paid for their electricity you do actually owe them that.

  • @jonahkaun891

    @jonahkaun891

    2 жыл бұрын

    You pay for the amount of electricity you use. If electricity isn't provided, you don't pay for it. What do you think a meter is for? Never pay a utility bill?

  • @lynnpayne9519

    @lynnpayne9519

    2 жыл бұрын

    Many times wildfire victims in my state have been charged for utility after their home burned to the ground. Not only that but the outdated power grid was found responsible for the wildfire.

  • @ThePhysics1234

    @ThePhysics1234

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lynnpayne9519 Did they sue them?

  • @jonahkaun891

    @jonahkaun891

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lynnpayne9519 now that's interesting. I'd have to assume that there was no longer electricity going to the home, so was there ever a reason given for the charges? Also, was this multiple bills or just the final bill for electricity used up to the destruction?

  • @gazpachopolice7211

    @gazpachopolice7211

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jonahkaun891 you mean a utility has absolutely no responsibility to supply you a service if they so please????? Capitalism at it's finest.

  • @barbaraburns8014
    @barbaraburns80142 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to back water Texas.

  • @duste9
    @duste92 жыл бұрын

    Wind turbines freezing? I see wind farms all over here in Minnesota and Iowa and they work all winter long. Maybe figure out how to get your turbines working just like your cars that don't work in the winter Texas.

  • @aryyaboi9551
    @aryyaboi95512 жыл бұрын

    So, they're using guns. . .to protect themselves from people. . .who also carry guns.

  • @mahzabinnn

    @mahzabinnn

    2 жыл бұрын

    what are the gun people gonna do to protect us? stitch our wounds w an AK-47?

  • @maythesciencebewithyou

    @maythesciencebewithyou

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mahzabinnn Haven't you watched Ted Cruze's demonstration on how hot those muzzles become. It's enough to cauterize your wounds afterwards.

  • @Annie-cs

    @Annie-cs

    2 жыл бұрын

    that... that they asked to be allowed the other person to carry it... -.-

  • @Annie-cs

    @Annie-cs

    2 жыл бұрын

    the worst part is that, the reason they feel the need to protect themselves, this fear, probbably comes from themselves LOL, seeing how bad they are at using a gun, who knows, maybe even being angry and feeling the desire to use a gun... Some even accidentally shooting someone (as stated by ppl)

  • @mahzabinnn

    @mahzabinnn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@maythesciencebewithyou what wounds… gunshot wounds? and there are better tools to repair wounds

  • @referee9222
    @referee92222 жыл бұрын

    There are heaters that are used on wind turbines to keep them from freezing. The hot air put out by Scott, Barry, Cruz, and many other Texans could have dethawed them too.

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak16562 жыл бұрын

    These extended "clip bits" shows are funny & thought-provoking from beginning to end. You people are brilliant. Keep speaking the truth to power and making us simpletons laugh. Great job folks.

  • @jahirvasquez2215

    @jahirvasquez2215

    2 жыл бұрын

    Woke comedy, what the deep state wants

  • @eileennovak1656

    @eileennovak1656

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jahirvasquez2215 That's what they *want* you to think.

  • @jahirvasquez2215

    @jahirvasquez2215

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eileennovak1656 trevor is reading off a script to favor a political side

  • @eileennovak1656

    @eileennovak1656

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jahirvasquez2215 shut up and go away troll ur blocked

  • @dose1208

    @dose1208

    2 жыл бұрын

    @UCqksenmTyV3ZwUU7D6hj1WA dumb btwath you lost. He reports on biden he wont have a job

  • @beeemwyllie1103
    @beeemwyllie11032 жыл бұрын

    How about you fix the power GRID before winter!

  • @tenofspdes
    @tenofspdes2 жыл бұрын

    "At Olive Garden, When Your There Your Family!"😂

  • @raven113p6
    @raven113p62 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Native Texan...I hate backwards Texas. I visit to only see family. I wish I could rescue them...

  • @awwhellnaw8214

    @awwhellnaw8214

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not a true Texan if you said that. Just sayin...

  • @ngotemna8875

    @ngotemna8875

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwhellnaw8214 "No true Scotsman"-fallacy, just sayin

  • @awwhellnaw8214

    @awwhellnaw8214

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ngotemna8875 wrong topic. Pay attention. Just sayin

  • @ngotemna8875

    @ngotemna8875

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwhellnaw8214 Okay, so in words you understand: Your "argument" is illogical. It is a fallacy. Edit: Just sayin

  • @beccadabeast5013

    @beccadabeast5013

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwhellnaw8214 A true Texan with a brain would absolutely say that...and loudly. Stop the Texan pride BS! That's what got us into this mess. We used to be Texas friendly, now we're just Texas stupidity. Knock it off. These morons in powerful positions pandering for votes from the dumbest of Texas dumb, are a threat to our livelihood. My beloved Texas no longer has ANYTHING to be proud of. THINK. STOP THE FAKE PRIDE BS. We're a huge joke and if you're a true Texan, you'd already know that.

  • @myanimeroom9350
    @myanimeroom93502 жыл бұрын

    My eyes! It burns!!

  • @unwashedPapi
    @unwashedPapi2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 “he’s the guy that microwaves fish” 🤣

  • @sophiagraham694
    @sophiagraham6942 жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh Texas, a Steven King novel, Yo Mr. King you can write this....

  • @torreyance2468
    @torreyance24682 жыл бұрын

    guns on campus what could possibly go wrong. cause teens and tweens are the most responsible age. teachers better not give bad grades.

  • @johnnygarcia2996

    @johnnygarcia2996

    2 жыл бұрын

    While I oppose guns on any school campus, your argument is not founded on the present facts. The law allows individuals 21 and over, who have a concealed handgun permit, to bring their weapons onto a College or University campus. Not to say things couldn't one day get to the point of your exaggeration, if enough bad laws pass. When people speak without the facts, it doesn't get their point across because they are dismissed.

  • @peaceable263

    @peaceable263

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnygarcia2996 Dude that's no exaggeration. That's very possible. Shootings are happening at high schools over girls and bullying. Those are facts.

  • @f-86zoomer37

    @f-86zoomer37

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@peaceable263 Source?

  • @f-86zoomer37

    @f-86zoomer37

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know you still need to get a license and permit to carry guns. Also, gun laws won't stop criminals from carrying illegal weapons to schools. And laws concerning use of force are still in effect, so no, students can't point guns at teachers unless they wanna go to prison for 20 years.

  • @peaceable263

    @peaceable263

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@f-86zoomer37 Google it and watch the news. You'll find plenty. Oh course you still need to get a permit. That just makes you a law-abiding citizen until you aren't. Only reason you can easily get guns illegally in the states is because there are too many guns and to many going out of their way to stop common sense reforms. "Students can't point a gun at people without getting 20 or more years in the pen" by that point someone is probably already dead. This only happens in the states for a reason.

  • @cravidana1182
    @cravidana11822 жыл бұрын

    I sit here with nothing to say. America is a weird place. Very weird.

  • @raphaelsback
    @raphaelsback2 жыл бұрын

    3:02 Really? And carrying a gun, a machine that strikes a piece of metal 100 km/h into public areas and universities isn't immature? Get your facts right grandpa!

  • @cloud9conscience155

    @cloud9conscience155

    2 жыл бұрын

    Should’ve told Biden that when he decided to leave 600000 guns for the taliban

  • @raphaelsback

    @raphaelsback

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cloud9conscience155 The biggest hurdle of the country is that people still believe that only white, saggy, 80-year old men can change and rule the most powerful nation on earth!

  • @curiousgeorge7073
    @curiousgeorge70732 жыл бұрын

    LYIN' Ted !

  • @TheMonaPersona
    @TheMonaPersona2 жыл бұрын

    That first segment had me dying, bravo 👏 🤣

  • @galaxiandancer
    @galaxiandancer2 жыл бұрын

    This is the sort of thing that makes me constantly think of "Molly, u r in danger girl" when i think about people in the US. I truly hope this won't lead to anyone getting hurt but I truly believe it's a matter of time

  • @shaund9759

    @shaund9759

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes, that should just be our international slogan. ugh

  • @bonpaoi4736

    @bonpaoi4736

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4Jm0cGPZLbYiqw.html

  • @loverrlee

    @loverrlee

    2 жыл бұрын

    So many people have already been hurt, you just don’t hear about it. 🥲

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock2 жыл бұрын

    I love it!!!!! This is the best argument against guns, ever! You guys rock!!!!!

  • @mahzabinnn
    @mahzabinnn2 жыл бұрын

    “maybe you should close your eyes, and educate yourself.” I LIVE FOR THIS MAN..

  • @analogkid5799
    @analogkid57992 жыл бұрын

    What a great recruiting tool for a college. ~ On our campus, everyone carries ~ Wonder if that includes - sporting events, Greek socials, etc…. What could go wrong ? 🧐

  • @joanne4758

    @joanne4758

    2 жыл бұрын

    Analog Kid - Assuming Texan Universities have International Students - I wonder if there will be a noticeable change on where these students come from. We don't seem to be getting a lot of American News at the moment - it's all Texas & going down like a ton of bricks. Regards

  • @olivertahoma7190

    @olivertahoma7190

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry, what is greek social?

  • @EDMom

    @EDMom

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@olivertahoma7190 Collegiate Sororities/Fraternities are named with the Greek letters. A lot of campuses have "Greek Row" where the houses are grouped. Greek social = Frat party, "Rush" event, etc. I'm learning this type of Sorority/Fraternal organization is mostly unique to the US, Canada, and Philippines.

  • @analogkid5799

    @analogkid5799

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@joanne4758 Every US college needs enrollment to survive. No students, no school. Texas has some extremely wealthy colleges, who do have exceptional programs in science, medicine, etc.. However - It’s not only going to be a lack of interest internationally, but nationally ! Who wants to send a growing mind into that environment ? There are better, safer, and …… more enriching colleges elsewhere in the world. Texas played it’s hand - so to say, and now It’s time to pony up, and call !

  • @irondragonmaiden

    @irondragonmaiden

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@olivertahoma7190 Frat parties. They are called that because Fraternities and Sororities are named with Greek letters.

  • @judychandler8485
    @judychandler84852 жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for The Daily Show to return to TV for a new season..👏

  • @ninij9692
    @ninij96922 жыл бұрын

    The stores do not carry a hundred cans of Chunky Soup at one time. Do you know how much shelving space that would take up?

  • @RockPowerUSA
    @RockPowerUSA2 жыл бұрын

    Every single segment is perfect... And Ted Cruz still is hated the most.

  • @X2LR8

    @X2LR8

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's not hated the most as he keeps getting elected.

  • @RockPowerUSA

    @RockPowerUSA

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@X2LR8 That is scarily true, But unlike Pelosi, Cruz is not respected by his peers or by even his family I think. It should be on a show of unexplained mysteries. Titled, "How could someone like Ted get reelected?" Followed by a segment "Is Texas trying to be the new crazy Florida?"

  • @johnlong1768

    @johnlong1768

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RockPowerUSA why are so many companies and people moving to texas?

  • @RockPowerUSA

    @RockPowerUSA

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnlong1768 So... you don't have anything to come back on Ted positively on?...so you just need to point out Texas is growing? Lol. How do you (or those new residents) like their electric grid system? ... And Ted's caught lies for his reason going south...and actually ABANDONED constituents. He's equally disliked by both parties STILL. He's the only thing we can agree on that we both CAN'T stand. Ted Cruz brings us together in bipartisan thought of eliminating "waste". Bye Ted.

  • @sophiagraham694
    @sophiagraham6942 жыл бұрын

    Kk Mr. Roy Wood Jr. This episode is the best yoe have done!!!!!!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner97312 жыл бұрын

    F Cancun Cruz

  • @ronaldharding3927
    @ronaldharding39272 жыл бұрын

    Don't you just love the oxymoron? An immature person is responsible?

  • @arod0005
    @arod00052 жыл бұрын

    I just love how they (in Texas) start blaming everyone else for their own, state run & owned, power structure failure. Maybe they could say something if they didn't deny the option to be part of the national power grid.🤔

  • @maryjackson1194
    @maryjackson11942 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, I know." Best line.

  • @slylockdefox246
    @slylockdefox2462 жыл бұрын

    Lol his Ted Cruz mother... Lift him up in prayer for hours at a time... Her face was priceless 😀🤭

  • @flowerkisses4833
    @flowerkisses48332 жыл бұрын

    Happy Labor Day everybody ✌

  • @thee1aishaseastrunk-simon400

    @thee1aishaseastrunk-simon400

    2 жыл бұрын

    To You as well👍🏿

  • @flowerkisses4833

    @flowerkisses4833

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thee1aishaseastrunk-simon400 thanks so much 🤗

  • @dyst0pi465
    @dyst0pi4652 жыл бұрын

    They made Campus into an actual Battle Royal

  • @donh7909
    @donh79092 жыл бұрын

    Tucker always has that "Wat R ya talking about..?..?" , look on his face... Maybe the birthing doctor, slapped the wrong end..?..!

  • @ngotemna8875

    @ngotemna8875

    2 жыл бұрын

    Should have slapped harder if true

  • @polygamer8915

    @polygamer8915

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @r1leyb0y1

    @r1leyb0y1

    2 жыл бұрын

    ROFL

  • @j.t.harrison3203

    @j.t.harrison3203

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know he's a spoiled rich brat, right? Tucker "Bow Tie" Carlson is a typical example of the poorly educated elitist rich projecting their control issues on the rest of us.

  • @mybudinesd4545
    @mybudinesd45452 жыл бұрын

    You guys are on point with your coverage of Ted and Texas.

  • @anneoneill280
    @anneoneill2802 жыл бұрын

    Seeing him eat that bit of bacon...I threw up a bit in my mouth. 🤮

  • @tellitlikeitis9498
    @tellitlikeitis94982 жыл бұрын

    I never heard Donald Trump speak the truth the way he did about Ted Cruz

  • @skepticaloptimist7444

    @skepticaloptimist7444

    2 жыл бұрын

    It takes one to know one. Donald won first prize. That's quite an accomplishment.

  • @nonna_sof5889

    @nonna_sof5889

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Though with Trump it's more like a random number generator happening to land on the time.

  • @lulajohns1883
    @lulajohns18832 жыл бұрын

    Lesson, don't go to university in TX

  • @gabrielmartinez1402
    @gabrielmartinez14022 жыл бұрын

    Mark Gonzalez is a great man. Honestly we need more people like him.

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer2 жыл бұрын

    "An average size 45." Uh, 45cals are a _larger_ caliber.

  • @xmateinc

    @xmateinc

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can get a pretty small .45. Not saying I think they should be carried on campus.

  • @shaungarrett5291
    @shaungarrett52912 жыл бұрын

    That beginning of Rafael Cruz where he was some creature being born is so on point.

  • @gerald9547
    @gerald95472 жыл бұрын

    texas needs to elect more people like mark gonzalez. and that’s because corpus christie is pretty conservative.

  • @JmagROCKS
    @JmagROCKS2 жыл бұрын

    I just hope Texas turns blue soon 💙

  • @jimbranscomb4350
    @jimbranscomb43502 жыл бұрын

    29:45, "our club is not a gang" says ALL club bikers everywhere

  • @JustHereForCats

    @JustHereForCats

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Any time poc are together in a group, there’s gang activity going on” -the American law enforcement and most of the Caucasian community

  • @eduardoescobar223
    @eduardoescobar2232 жыл бұрын

    I think all of us in Texas hates Ted!😂🤣

  • @louiseasmith1336

    @louiseasmith1336

    2 жыл бұрын

    So do the rest of us.

  • @calvertwilliamson4721

    @calvertwilliamson4721

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vote him out of office.

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    2 жыл бұрын

    And yet y'all keep reelecting him...

  • @Farhankhan_the1

    @Farhankhan_the1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Then why don’t y’all vote him out. Gerrymandering doesn’t play a role in, electing a senator or a governor because it is statewide race.

  • @grmpEqweer

    @grmpEqweer

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Farhankhan_the1 I will vote against him again next time, I promise.

  • @michaelv2218
    @michaelv22182 жыл бұрын

    Wonderful students,well done.

  • @ruthiefilarsky6730
    @ruthiefilarsky67302 жыл бұрын

    Why doesn't anyone talk about how, back in the day when ppl always carried guns, why the law stopped that 🤔 maybe cuz ppl shot ppl just because 🤔

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942

    @guywithalltheanswers6942

    2 жыл бұрын

    The violence rate was actually lower. Western movies aren't documentaries.

  • @maythesciencebewithyou

    @maythesciencebewithyou

    2 жыл бұрын

    In reality, in the so called wild west, when you entered a frontier town, you had to leave your guns and rifles at the sheriff's office. You were not allowed to carry guns in town. Only the cops were allowed to. And most people didn't even own guns back then. People had rifles and shotguns in their homes, or when travelling the lands to protect themselves from wild animals, criminals and natives.

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942

    @guywithalltheanswers6942

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@maythesciencebewithyou Same in Texas. You can't go to bars with guns.

  • @phethomashiane4980
    @phethomashiane49802 жыл бұрын

    Up Security instead of letting weapons into a learning institution

  • @vnonkwinn6233
    @vnonkwinn62332 жыл бұрын

    He's ( Trev ) Is back in full swing. SALUTE!

  • @willbedford8381

    @willbedford8381

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's is..

  • @KrackerJack5586
    @KrackerJack55862 жыл бұрын

    This was so well done I'm still laughing hours later kudos!

  • @kristn6513
    @kristn65132 жыл бұрын

    I love RWJ ✌️💙so hilarious

  • @williep200707
    @williep2007072 жыл бұрын

    So did that guy just contradicted himself

  • @mariesimons2272
    @mariesimons22722 жыл бұрын

    Ted Cruz you need to seek counseling

  • @Mgranadosv
    @Mgranadosv2 жыл бұрын

    Those El Paso trumpers are a disgrace.

  • @hannahlistento100EAT
    @hannahlistento100EAT2 жыл бұрын

    Gun rights dude: "College students are mature" this thought process tracks

  • @DivineFalcon

    @DivineFalcon

    2 жыл бұрын

    The number of covid infections in my country increased by almost 500% overnight after schools and universities opened. The students sure are mature and responsible...

  • @hannahlistento100EAT

    @hannahlistento100EAT

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DivineFalcon so you agree with me and think the gun fanatic was wrong in that point? Edit: I'm a college student and have only had online classes since before spring break 2020. Not a fan with how long I've been inside but I mean no one is forcing me outside

  • @quantumdino
    @quantumdino2 жыл бұрын

    Loving the stuff the daily show are putting out. Love the Roy Wood jnr podcast and Ronnie Chieng is a legend. And don't get me talking about Jordan Kepler! I love the women reporters too but I forget their names? Hmmmmm

  • @pedronunez1265
    @pedronunez12652 жыл бұрын

    The guy: "Did you ever make a mistake in your life?" Reporter: no The guy: "that's too bad, you might've learned something" Bruhh😂😂

  • @jamesrichardson1326
    @jamesrichardson13262 жыл бұрын

    Sure glad I won't have to associate with some of these folks ever.

  • @Shari466
    @Shari4662 жыл бұрын

    Change one word from Mike Tyson... Everybody's a tough guy til someone shoots them in the face.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer52962 жыл бұрын

    10:30 the irony of those words is so real 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser99882 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't someone check on FOX commentors? They appear to have missed their medication.

  • @mpdjr77
    @mpdjr772 жыл бұрын

    “… I’m going to Aruba.” This Brother is genius. Grace and Peace

  • @shnawdude03
    @shnawdude032 жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait for a polar vortex.

  • @pam18ram
    @pam18ram2 жыл бұрын

    So can we revisit the south seceding from the union……Texas is out and some others need to go. Never thought I would ever feel this way about America but……. Things have certainly been disillusioning over time.

  • @obanjespirit2895
    @obanjespirit28952 жыл бұрын

    Machine...gun...bacon.... Texas has to be the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

  • @lynnpayne9519

    @lynnpayne9519

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have you never heard of Florida?

  • @christineakerblom8385
    @christineakerblom83852 жыл бұрын

    Love this! Spot on!

  • @DigimonTamerfreak
    @DigimonTamerfreak2 жыл бұрын

    "immature people can still be very responsible" Doubt that.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer52962 жыл бұрын

    Bricky: you can't just walk around me! you're making me feel like I'm a big waste of money! Me: cuz you are! Call it like it is

  • @siesta6786

    @siesta6786

    2 жыл бұрын

    *AISURU.TOKYO/SIESTA** 💞 Love Story* (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus2 жыл бұрын

    Weirdly enough, despite not liking Ted Cruz, him going to Cancun was actually something I didn't go too nuts about. Figured people would be more upset with the Govenor since it is more his job to lead the state while Cruz's job was to just represent it. So who's decision was it to deregulate the state's power grid?

  • @joshbgosh6200
    @joshbgosh62002 жыл бұрын

    "Immature people can still be very responsible." ...LOL

  • @LJStability
    @LJStability2 жыл бұрын

    "But you are separating me from my family". It was at that moment I died laughing.

  • @redtrini
    @redtrini2 жыл бұрын

    The cognitive dissonance of that one guy whose business may have been ruined, is amazing.

  • @mariadasilva6953

    @mariadasilva6953

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aurelia, he probably has billions stashed sway in a foreign bank so he doesn't have to pay taxes and doesn't care if he loses his buisness.

  • @maythesciencebewithyou

    @maythesciencebewithyou

    2 жыл бұрын

    The KZread channel Beme news interviewed people from a rust belt town after Trump's China tariffs. If I remember correctly a woman there told that her husband had lost his job because of that and that she might lose hers soon, too. And she was a woman with many children, 5 at least or more. When the reporter asked her if she regretted voting for Trump, she said she'd vote for him again.

  • @maythesciencebewithyou

    @maythesciencebewithyou

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mariadasilva6953 Oh but he cares about losing his business, that's the only thing he cares about. That's the only thing he wanted Trump to change. The only thing he wanted is that the wall doesn't go straight through his golf course.

  • @owenmason8437
    @owenmason84372 жыл бұрын

    "If it moves, shoot it!"

  • @gameova77
    @gameova772 жыл бұрын

    That Viking guy screaming in the back ground gets me Everytime🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaybirdstexas2501
    @kaybirdstexas25012 жыл бұрын

    This is great…. What a way to make a point

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