Exposing my best one-fork recipes, as the world's worst chef 👨🏼‍🍳

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Me in the kitchen? A recipe for disaster. I get nervous when I cut vegetables. When do you put the lid on the pot? Is plastic microwavable? Do you use olive oil for pancakes? All this and more from yours truly, the world's worst chef.
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0:00 my triumphant return to the kitchen
1:48 vollkornbrot topped with seitan slices and sprouts with a smear of kidney bean hummus spread
6:25 turmeric banana and peanut butter british porridge oats
9:16 half-cooked provincial meatless balls with thai rice, tomato sauce, and herbes de provence
18:00 sriracha tofu, quinoa, and spinach bowl from yesterday night reheated and reinspired
20:45 banana oat protein pancakes with a side of cow and potentially expired honey
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  • @lenkachladkova1762
    @lenkachladkova17623 жыл бұрын

    Ok Damon i’ll sum it up for you: 1. You DO need to use oil when making pancakes, preferably not olive oil but honestly if you don’t mind the taste go for it. 2. Do NOT use oil for oatmeal. 3. Peanut butter doesn’t have to be refrigerated, but should be stored in a cool place. 4. The whole point of a kettle is that it boils the water faster. Use and abuse that bouilloire! 5. No, you don’t need to put the kitchen scale on the ground, the weight doesn't change based on height. 6. Please KEEP THE LID ON. It’ll cook faster (more pressure in the pot = Damon eats sooner) 7. Leave a bit of space between the lid and the pot for air to escape, otherwise the pressure will build up and it’ll overflow. 8. If you don’t want burned stuff at the bottom, use a nonstick pan + oil or a pot + oil, but when you’re cooking rice/pasta just use enough water and stir frequently. 9. Cooking everything at a high heat will result in a burnt outside and a raw inside. Use high heat to boil, medium heat to cook. 10. Make sure the oil is hot before you cook things in it (or you’ll get uncooked oil soaked food) 11. Honey can’t go bad, unless you lick the spoon and get saliva in it. Crystallization is a natural process that occurs in sugars, it’s okay. That’s it. Sincerely, a 19 year old that was traumatized by your cooking.

  • @themeltedchocolate

    @themeltedchocolate

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damon eats sooner hahahahaha glad someone explained all that to our baby bobo damon

  • @sheramivictoria6855

    @sheramivictoria6855

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whoa nicee and scientific

  • @isagrnr

    @isagrnr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes he needs to see this so LIKE LENKAS COMMENT ABOVE PEOPLE! Really nice of you to put this much effort into a comment to help out Damon :)

  • @francellyvaldez9247

    @francellyvaldez9247

    3 жыл бұрын

    thank you!! btw Damon really DOES need to fall in love with a chef

  • @arianeassdghj7704

    @arianeassdghj7704

    3 жыл бұрын

    Important addition: the reason your pan got too hot even when it was on low was because your heating element was on. Even if the heat is on low, it still builds up. When you're cooking, you're allowed to play with the heating element. If it's too hot, you can turn it to low or even turn it off for a little bit!

  • @HaileyElizabethh
    @HaileyElizabethh3 жыл бұрын

    petition to buy damon an extension cord so he doesn’t have to make his toast and tea on the floor

  • @hellowan93

    @hellowan93

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rice cooker too!

  • @apljanz

    @apljanz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Part of me wants to, part of my kinda loves the dangling toaster

  • @djhandoon
    @djhandoon3 жыл бұрын

    trigger warning for anyone who loves cooking and has anxiety, this video will TEST you

  • @tenoki

    @tenoki

    3 жыл бұрын

    It does, but Yet I have been waiting for this part two!

  • @channel18992000
    @channel189920003 жыл бұрын

    Damn he really thought he invented something there when he added salt to the rice

  • @dreamingofthemoon

    @dreamingofthemoon

    6 ай бұрын

    Rightt lmao

  • @margoramirez891
    @margoramirez8913 жыл бұрын

    As a chef I can honestly say this was both hilarious and ✨horrifying✨

  • @v4u6hn

    @v4u6hn

    3 жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @ngurendiritu3578

    @ngurendiritu3578

    3 жыл бұрын

    when he poured the excess water from the rice i cringed so hard if you proportioned it correctly you wouldn’t need to pour out extra water😭😭😭

  • @BaraKingu

    @BaraKingu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even as a human being I cannot 💀💀 the way there's everything next to the pan and he pours rice on the floor I'm 💀💀

  • @KaytchC1790

    @KaytchC1790

    3 жыл бұрын

    The sounds of the fork SCRAPING the pans 😂🥲😫

  • @valeriegee4840

    @valeriegee4840

    3 жыл бұрын

    How would you rate Damon's cooking on a scale of 1- Edible

  • @leahsfieldnotes
    @leahsfieldnotes3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO u getting mad 3 minutes in 🤣🤣

  • @ifbadwhypretty

    @ifbadwhypretty

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello Leah. Love ur vids

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'M P*SSED AT MY SUBSCRIBERS LEAH....

  • @Shyknit

    @Shyknit

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique lol don't be pissed, and you're correct they're called alfalfa sprouts

  • @joseph2326

    @joseph2326

    3 жыл бұрын

    Petition for Leah to send Damon vegan/vegetarian recipes

  • @delightfuldianaa

    @delightfuldianaa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just go to Montreal and let Leah cook for u plz 😩😩😤😤

  • @karolineemilienielsen154
    @karolineemilienielsen1543 жыл бұрын

    I love Damon bc he looks like the kinda guy who has his life together, but then you see his kitchen like, oh never mind

  • @tameramitchell6080
    @tameramitchell60803 жыл бұрын

    Damon: *scratches nonstick pan with fork* Also Damon: *wonders why pancakes don’t flip properly*

  • @damondominique
    @damondominique3 жыл бұрын

    You: Me in the kitchen: *BOOTY BOOM BOOM BOOM*

  • @vibingwithviola

    @vibingwithviola

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boom boom boom😂✨

  • @roxannepervez8980

    @roxannepervez8980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can you try some one pan meals? Like a nice chili sin carne

  • @michelle7363

    @michelle7363

    3 жыл бұрын

    We drink the same soy milk, I feel rlly special😩

  • @nicoledyehouse966

    @nicoledyehouse966

    3 жыл бұрын

    A shelf across the back wall and a small extension cord could revolutionize your kitchen.

  • @sebastiank4268

    @sebastiank4268

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am seriously considering to make a video, how to cook rice, because I think it's somewhat satisfying to open the lid and see that perfect cooked rice

  • @dogan961
    @dogan9613 жыл бұрын

    i like how damon is usually so extra, but he’s definitely not extra when it comes to his kitchen equipment

  • @labcoatofpaint
    @labcoatofpaint3 жыл бұрын

    Skillshare, please give this mans a sponsorship so he CAN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COOK OH MAH GAWDDDD

  • @fleur7472
    @fleur74723 жыл бұрын

    Damon is the type of guy that's like: "let me make you a snack." and starts doing whatever he just did.

  • @wrenigan
    @wrenigan3 жыл бұрын

    Damon really said why would I have guest forks at my place. It's MY place, bring your own fork and honestly? He's wrong but we love the energy

  • @yangcortes3920
    @yangcortes39203 жыл бұрын

    I seriously need Gordon Ramsay’s reaction to this

  • @TheMiraEdit

    @TheMiraEdit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh yes!!!

  • @quidditch1991

    @quidditch1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    He would have a fit😂

  • @dariarimini

    @dariarimini

    3 жыл бұрын

    Collab of the century omg!!!

  • @sheramivictoria6855

    @sheramivictoria6855

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whoa yess please I hope ramsay sees this

  • @sammullen528
    @sammullen5283 жыл бұрын

    he is literally so organically chaotic in the kitchen You could not make this up

  • @sillybillyno1
    @sillybillyno13 жыл бұрын

    Damon really needs one of those like dish racks that go over the sink so he has more counter space.. so glad he’s still alive tho

  • @yim.o5082
    @yim.o50823 жыл бұрын

    Damon getting impressed by the fact that the kettle boiled the water faster than the pot on the stove... that's what kettles are supposed to do lmaooo

  • @margaretkopretina

    @margaretkopretina

    3 жыл бұрын

    Americans generally don't use kettles though lol especially not electric kettles

  • @nevereverstopsinging

    @nevereverstopsinging

    3 жыл бұрын

    And y’all call AMERICANS lazy smh

  • @anomalily

    @anomalily

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the US (actually much of the Americas), because our voltage is lower the most of the world, we actually don't gain many benefits from electric kettles, it doesn't go any faster than stove kettles usually.

  • @dk-ij1tb

    @dk-ij1tb

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@nevereverstopsinging I mean if the shoe fits....

  • @nat2057
    @nat20573 жыл бұрын

    Damon getting mad at us has the same energy as me getting mad at people I imagine arguing with in the shower

  • @elsacolerus3633

    @elsacolerus3633

    3 жыл бұрын

    I HAVE AN ONGOING ARGUMENT IN MY HEAD WITH SOMEONE I KNOW AND SOMETIMES I GET SO MAD

  • @manguanxu3612

    @manguanxu3612

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elsacolerus3633 don't they smoke?

  • @nadiabenes914

    @nadiabenes914

    3 жыл бұрын

    aYo unus annus?

  • @nat2057

    @nat2057

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nadiabenes914 ayy memento mori friend!🖤

  • @xJentaa
    @xJentaa3 жыл бұрын

    i'm honestly flabbergasted, frazzled and furious by every move you make in that kitchen and yet I'm SO entertained how do u do this

  • @TanishkSaha
    @TanishkSaha3 жыл бұрын

    Who else just *shivered* a little when Damon poured out the “excess” rice water? Damon you’re supposed to COOK IT TILL THE RICE IS DRY 🥲

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, but then he would have had to consciously choose the amount of water too ;-)

  • @caterinapicco7316

    @caterinapicco7316

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know that there are some styles of cooking rices that don't need the rice to be dry (that's how my mum makes rice from example, i am from italy btw)

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caterinapicco7316 Haha does it look like mr. Damon D. is making risotto or lonton to you? 😁 You must have a generous spirit!

  • @caterinapicco7316

    @caterinapicco7316

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Snowshowslow i am not taking about risotto, the recipe is wayyy different. I am just talking about basic white rice

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caterinapicco7316 That is served wet? That's interesting! Is it a long grain rice?

  • @thegatekeepingsommelier2581
    @thegatekeepingsommelier25813 жыл бұрын

    Damon: slanders milk and eggs for 5 minutes Also Damon: mmmh honey

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS CATCH ME IN MY ILLOGICAL ARGUMENTS UGH

  • @sheashay17

    @sheashay17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique you gotta get that good authentic Canadian maple syrup ❤️🇨🇦❤️

  • @chrisstad

    @chrisstad

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique Honey made by bees who regurgitate the nectar they swallowed into another bee's mouth before it is stored inside they honeycomb. If that is not grossing you out ;-)

  • @jessicam3555

    @jessicam3555

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique dw about it, We’re all on our own journeys. People will always call you out, but we’re all just trying our best. They’re likely just trying to educate, but it can be overwhelming. If you want to eat honey, eat it. If you don’t, take the time you need to get used to not eating it.

  • @daisy0243

    @daisy0243

    3 жыл бұрын

    to be honest honey from stores that has expiring date is probably not even close to the real honey, but buying it from ethical sources is good for all of us bc bees are actually in danger and by having apiaries we make sure that they are still on this earth and we can appreciate flowers and vegetables (btw the fact that they are endagered is our fault )

  • @withlovelinh
    @withlovelinh3 жыл бұрын

    ive been waiting for part 2 since you released ur first disastrous tutorial >_

  • @maggiedickinson234

    @maggiedickinson234

    3 жыл бұрын

    literally just came here from your “what i eat in a week” video!

  • @elenaferry

    @elenaferry

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same Maggie!

  • @pricet1720

    @pricet1720

    3 жыл бұрын

    giiiiirl, how'd i know youd be here

  • @rayna463
    @rayna4633 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t even want to make it anymore. Yall pissing me off” 😂😂😂😂

  • @soficaso
    @soficaso3 жыл бұрын

    Damon, I promise, if you just buy a wooden spoon to stir the food in the pots, your life will become easier 🤣

  • @dreamingofthemoon

    @dreamingofthemoon

    6 ай бұрын

    Trulyy

  • @dominika5252
    @dominika52523 жыл бұрын

    me being terrified and concerned for Damon's safety for 28 minutes straight thank you for linking the forks tho

  • @glowcat5691

    @glowcat5691

    3 жыл бұрын

    honestly, if he makes a vid stating about how he got food poisoning.... we know why

  • @yulaemile7642
    @yulaemile76423 жыл бұрын

    the sequel from hell that we didn't know we were waiting for

  • @martanaletilic6758

    @martanaletilic6758

    3 жыл бұрын

    10th hell circle

  • @franchescabongcaron3061
    @franchescabongcaron30613 жыл бұрын

    I love how Damon asks questions like we’re supposed to answer them

  • @loopyloomdesigns
    @loopyloomdesigns3 жыл бұрын

    I lost it when he asked if he needed to use the scales on the floor 😂

  • @TristanSimpson
    @TristanSimpson3 жыл бұрын

    I make my pancakes with olive oil every time and I always feel like I’m breaking a law

  • @TristanSimpson

    @TristanSimpson

    3 жыл бұрын

    BUT IT TASTES GOOD

  • @taylorose

    @taylorose

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coconut oil!

  • @christophecharrier3572

    @christophecharrier3572

    3 жыл бұрын

    I really would like to see a cooking contest beetween you and Damon !

  • @eileenvilla9617

    @eileenvilla9617

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should be arrested

  • @alexscobie7677

    @alexscobie7677

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tristan just use butter!!!

  • @jamiereid2112
    @jamiereid21123 жыл бұрын

    Damon: *picks up fork* Every mother in the world: NOT ON THE NON-STICK PAN NOOOOOOO

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    *everyone who knows the first thing about cooking. (so a lot of folks).

  • @jamiereid2112

    @jamiereid2112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mariebourgot4949 innit him scratching that pan was like scratching my soul😂

  • @JessicaMiller-sd2uf

    @JessicaMiller-sd2uf

    3 жыл бұрын

    😫 and that's why Damon got scrambled pancake. We all been there tho

  • @Lennerss
    @Lennerss3 жыл бұрын

    How to cook rice from a Thai person! 1. rinse it please (you don't have to use a strainer, just use the pot) 2. bring the water AND the rice to a boil (we don't add salt but if you want to it's fine). Use a 2:1 ratio of water:rice 3. cover and simmer until there's no more water and the rice is fluffy 4. buy a rice cooker while wait for your water to boil 555

  • @nadiaishimwe3663

    @nadiaishimwe3663

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES! Especially #4 🤭

  • @johanna7556
    @johanna75563 жыл бұрын

    as a german i'm really impressed by how aesthetic you say Vollkornbrot

  • @dreamingofthemoon

    @dreamingofthemoon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rightt

  • @asmmovies0220
    @asmmovies02203 жыл бұрын

    You know, I think the fact that the pancake isn’t burnt this time is a huge improvement

  • @lvy7461

    @lvy7461

    3 жыл бұрын

    Baby steps, love..baby steps..

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    3 жыл бұрын

    It does lose some of its authenticity, though 😁

  • @IsakAdriansen
    @IsakAdriansen3 жыл бұрын

    *∗Damon holds toaster upside down∗* Damon: "OMG WHY IS IT STEAMING?!"

  • @megl2003

    @megl2003

    3 жыл бұрын

    burning, Damon, not steaming... :P

  • @ankaseong4049
    @ankaseong40493 жыл бұрын

    Only Damon can make cooking rice seem as intense as defusing a bomb

  • @prsten1149
    @prsten11493 жыл бұрын

    Answering some of your questions: YES raw oats are safe to eat so you don't have to wait for them to “cook”, the cooking just makes them easier to digest. NO you don't have to refrigerate peanut butter although it will last longer if you do NO you don't NEED to add salt to your boiling water for rice in order for it to cook properly (like pasta) but it will enhance the flavour so why not Also use a lid if you want to prevent liquids from evaporating further - like stews and sauces that are already at the right consistency YES some nutrients are lost when you cook spinach but raw spinach can interfere with the absorption of iron and calcium in your body - but both have their own benefits Crystalized honey has not expired! It's a natural process that happens to the sugars in the honey and it can be decrystallized it in a warm water bath

  • @sofiamar7307

    @sofiamar7307

    3 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean "you don't need to add salt"? Where are you from? Here in Portugal I always add salt in rice. That's one of the basic ingredients. Olive oil, onion and salt. We always make fun when someone forgets to add the salt, it's tasteless.

  • @prsten1149

    @prsten1149

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sofiamar7307 Yeah salt is necessary for the taste thats what i meant, but its not necessary for the rice cooking process. it will still cook nicely without salt it just wont have any flavour

  • @prsten1149

    @prsten1149

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sofiamar7307 thats why i emphasized the "NEED" because although you dont NEED to add salt you should

  • @ivandure63
    @ivandure633 жыл бұрын

    it is said that if you come early to the comments section, Damon shows up to say hi

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    ALWAYS TRUE

  • @user-mp1cd4el3z

    @user-mp1cd4el3z

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not really

  • @thesecretreader
    @thesecretreader3 жыл бұрын

    this level of chaotic energy is truly unmatched

  • @LexieLombard
    @LexieLombard3 жыл бұрын

    10/10 quality content

  • @katarinanikic8628
    @katarinanikic86283 жыл бұрын

    fun fact: honey can not actually get bad, so the exp. date doesn't really have a pont, but they have to put some exp. date on

  • @nicoleprefontaine1349
    @nicoleprefontaine13493 жыл бұрын

    Can you make a video where you take a professional cooking class from a professional Parisian chef? That video would be *chefs kiss

  • @thatstrueblue
    @thatstrueblue3 жыл бұрын

    Damon getting angry by thinking about others and their opinions is a mood

  • @inthemix
    @inthemix3 жыл бұрын

    This was exactly my cooking style before I met my wife lol

  • @glowcat5691

    @glowcat5691

    3 жыл бұрын

    honestly, I think it's the space in the kitchen. I always say, if it's edible it's good.

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    3 жыл бұрын

    How is it now? Or is your style now to have her do the cooking? 😁

  • @kayjones6498

    @kayjones6498

    3 жыл бұрын

    C’est drôle 🤣

  • @tephniebeauderochars3626
    @tephniebeauderochars36263 жыл бұрын

    You should invest in a small kitchen island, maybe even one that fold down so you can save space, it will solve your balance problem, as well as an extension cord to plug in your taster and bouilloire, you can leave your toaster and bouilloire and the small kitchen island it would solve a lot of your problems

  • @mrsCohan
    @mrsCohan3 жыл бұрын

    This is the equivalent of Shayna cooking everything with just a butter knife

  • @dianagb9770

    @dianagb9770

    3 жыл бұрын

    This!!!!

  • @_sumina

    @_sumina

    3 жыл бұрын

    that zucchini man

  • @zolanesbitt5447

    @zolanesbitt5447

    3 жыл бұрын

    True!!!

  • @lunelamer

    @lunelamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@_sumina im crying

  • @tangifangledangle

    @tangifangledangle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude that was me freakin out abt her butter knife in that vid 😭

  • @lukeburr4849
    @lukeburr48493 жыл бұрын

    Damon: I do this funny thing where I add salt? to the water? it's kinda out there but I'm just trying stuff Everyone who's ever cooked before: 0-0

  • @KaytchC1790

    @KaytchC1790

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true lol 👁👄👁

  • @haveanicedaygrocerybag5307

    @haveanicedaygrocerybag5307

    3 жыл бұрын

    we love a quirky inventive chef

  • @gergelul

    @gergelul

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactlyyy

  • @allanxpress
    @allanxpress3 жыл бұрын

    This is the most stressful 'what I eat in a day'. I cant.

  • @loopyloomdesigns
    @loopyloomdesigns3 жыл бұрын

    Using a metal fork to stir food in his saucepan and frying pan makes me cry inside 🥲

  • @susannah_studio
    @susannah_studio3 жыл бұрын

    Damon you could buy a little table on wheels to be like a kitchen island and you would have more surface space hehehe

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent idea. ^^

  • @millavanhanen346

    @millavanhanen346

    3 жыл бұрын

    and also a little shelf for the spices and oils plsss 😫😶

  • @prishimluhadiya8412
    @prishimluhadiya84123 жыл бұрын

    this is funnier than any sitcom i've ever watched

  • @gwenythjpw
    @gwenythjpw3 жыл бұрын

    his “ooh!” of approval after flipping that nasty pancake 😷

  • @lilacsky8448

    @lilacsky8448

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES IT TOOK ME OUT LIKE...PLEASE. NO.

  • @harisa09
    @harisa093 жыл бұрын

    Damon: Milk and Eggs are excrete out of cows and chickens respectively, how can you eat them? Also Damon: Bringing out bottle of Honey...lmao

  • @margscarpone

    @margscarpone

    3 жыл бұрын

    So close ... he's almost there lol

  • @minaermelyn
    @minaermelyn3 жыл бұрын

    "Isn't it weird that when you're making something like oatmeal or pancakes, you're using olive oil?" NO OH GOD NO

  • @antoinettemccall171

    @antoinettemccall171

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm lost at where oil is ever even needed in pancakes >-

  • @minaermelyn

    @minaermelyn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@antoinettemccall171 in the pan! So they don't stick! You don't need a lot, butter or sunflower seed oil will do.

  • @mizzorino

    @mizzorino

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unexpected Office moment

  • @camiliau6881

    @camiliau6881

    3 жыл бұрын

    I use coconut oil, I think it's the best alternative

  • @valeriegee4840
    @valeriegee48403 жыл бұрын

    Damon: "we're using olive oil for oatmeal" Me: "👁👄👁...hah?" Damon: "Oatmeal doesn't need to be cooked" Me: "👁👄👁💦....say what?" Damon, listen to your mom and get food delivery

  • @sg5067

    @sg5067

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait... Oatmeal needs to be cooked???

  • @taintedpills

    @taintedpills

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sg5067 it doesn't, like when you use oat flour you don't have to process it

  • @palmaklemencic4444

    @palmaklemencic4444

    3 жыл бұрын

    i was like when would you even use olive oil or any type of oil with oatmeal??

  • @AliAndreea
    @AliAndreea3 жыл бұрын

    I recognize the blue bowl cause I have the exact same from Monoprix. 😁

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    I AM *EXPOSED*

  • @attuneflows3539

    @attuneflows3539

    3 жыл бұрын

    i'm hiding my monoprix blue bowl away!!!

  • @AnthonyRecenello
    @AnthonyRecenello3 жыл бұрын

    God youre the best youtuber

  • @yangcortes3920
    @yangcortes39203 жыл бұрын

    I sent this to my friend so she feels less bad about not knowing how to cook

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    How considerate of you. :p

  • @salmasahil5004

    @salmasahil5004

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet it worked haha

  • @themeltedchocolate

    @themeltedchocolate

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same haha I thought I was bad at cooking but nope, there are people worse at it than I am xD

  • @oEmmYo
    @oEmmYo3 жыл бұрын

    In Germany we have a dish called "Kaiserschmarrn" and it's basically a scrambled pancakes, so maybe you can tell everyone you make bombass Kaiserschmarrn! :D

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    ^^

  • @gwynneio

    @gwynneio

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kaiserschmarrn 😍😍

  • @SeraphineClarisse

    @SeraphineClarisse

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love that !😍! We eat it in Hungary too, schmarrni!!! Csaszarmorzsa!!

  • @Julia-yv1dk

    @Julia-yv1dk

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love Kaiserschmarrn, it’s Austrian though ;)

  • @oEmmYo

    @oEmmYo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Julia-yv1dk I did't say its german, i said we have it here in Germany :)

  • @tracibushur6363
    @tracibushur63633 жыл бұрын

    "Come on BE GOOD" literally me anytime I attempt to cook

  • @e_velog
    @e_velog3 жыл бұрын

    damon cooking rice the way you'd cook pasta physically hurt my soul lol

  • @felsenmeers
    @felsenmeers3 жыл бұрын

    your fork, shayna's butterknife... you guys got a friend with a spoon? you're almost set

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    ^^

  • @haveanicedaygrocerybag5307

    @haveanicedaygrocerybag5307

    3 жыл бұрын

    did you mean: almost *A* set

  • @skinnyrencie

    @skinnyrencie

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who’s Shayna?

  • @maromiro5296

    @maromiro5296

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@skinnyrencie a KZreadr her channel name is the purple palace she makes amazing content you should check her out

  • @kiiramiie

    @kiiramiie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@haveanicedaygrocerybag5307 top tier pun 😌

  • @gwisin5564
    @gwisin55643 жыл бұрын

    literally just yesterday i was cooking dinner and kept taking out different forks that i ended up using like 15 of them and i said to my sister "if i was damon, i would've only used one fork" and now you uploaded this, i swear you heard me talking shit 😂

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    ^^

  • @riaaa7504
    @riaaa75043 жыл бұрын

    I‘ve never laughed so hard I‘m literally crying I‘m Austrian and the way you pronounce Vollkornbrot is HILARIOUS I can’t stop laughing AND THE TOASTER omg I‘m losing it I‘m losing it. too good

  • @silviabarberio8748
    @silviabarberio87483 жыл бұрын

    this is hilarious. I've laughed for the whole 28 minutes of this video. the chaotic energy in here is eccessive but also exactly what I needed

  • @maxkp8333
    @maxkp83333 жыл бұрын

    I honestly had to gasp bc i thought your „Vollkornbrot“ was going to fall off the plate :D

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    i still would have eaten it too

  • @maxkp8333

    @maxkp8333

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique that‘s decent :D

  • @berlindude75

    @berlindude75

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique "voll" = full, whole "Korn" = grain "Vollkorn" = wholegrain "Vollkornbrot" = wholegrain bread

  • @maxkp8333

    @maxkp8333

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@berlindude75 Danke, war mir aber schon durchaus bewusst ;)

  • @berlindude75

    @berlindude75

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maxkp8333 Du warst nicht adressiert.

  • @Bolivia23
    @Bolivia233 жыл бұрын

    Can this be a series? Please!!!!!???? As a non-vegan, semi-okay self proclaimed chef, I enjoy this way too much!

  • @metAtem
    @metAtem3 жыл бұрын

    This wasn't so bad until he got to the pancake lmao. Also, the size of this kitchen stresses me out so much.

  • @alyssawalker3374
    @alyssawalker33743 жыл бұрын

    This is why I love your channel, instead of being extra precise for the camera you show us how to make these things the way we actually will

  • @ohtatya
    @ohtatya3 жыл бұрын

    damon cooking is giving me intense “go girl give us nothing” vibes

  • @soymikleo
    @soymikleo3 жыл бұрын

    when damon’s back with another cooking video, you know it’s gonna be a ride

  • @mariebourgot4949

    @mariebourgot4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep. ^^

  • @kiiramiie
    @kiiramiie3 жыл бұрын

    Damon’s longest lasting relationship is with that cursed fork 😌

  • @michellesiy7378
    @michellesiy73783 жыл бұрын

    I'm Chinese and know how to cook rice but watching Damon cook rice confused me to the point where I don't even remember how to cook rice LOL

  • @selmario
    @selmario3 жыл бұрын

    "..you feel like your eating direcly from the ground. Like you took some dirt, put it in the oven and then you are eating it." Me a german, who just just put a homemade Vollkornbrot in the oven: •_•

  • @mallurkina007
    @mallurkina0073 жыл бұрын

    Have you considered buying a foldable table to use as a kitchen island? 😂4

  • @poliglotesse
    @poliglotesse3 жыл бұрын

    I've never thought that the cooking skills I mastered in my adolescence are so vital. Like everybody is supposed to know that, aren't they? But now I can see - it really makes difference 😂

  • @mora6313
    @mora63133 жыл бұрын

    damon! plz get floating shower shelves from amazon - its not like a floating shelf that needs nails it has suction cups so it will stick perfectly on your kitchen tiles therefore no more melted plastic spice bottles :)

  • @anajulianocera1406
    @anajulianocera14063 жыл бұрын

    This is complete caos. I'm happy that stove doesn't involve actual fire.

  • @vibingwithviola
    @vibingwithviola3 жыл бұрын

    Haha who's gonna tell Damon that honey is technically bee vomit 👀😂 Btw honey doesn't expire plus the crystalisation is normal...

  • @undermylimit
    @undermylimit3 жыл бұрын

    I almost want to just go to France to Damon’s apartment and build him a shelf so his toaster situation is better

  • @GlitterKhunt
    @GlitterKhunt3 жыл бұрын

    I worked as a cook in France, Italy, Germany, Poland... this is not cooking, but girl, if Damon cooked for me I'd literally eat everything 😂😂😂

  • @annepussel1181
    @annepussel11813 жыл бұрын

    Can I mail you an extension cord for your toaster ? The toaster pain you experience, I want to help. I am a mother , I feel your pain.

  • @theplantainchiplover

    @theplantainchiplover

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @codacraft

    @codacraft

    3 жыл бұрын

    😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @zar3125
    @zar31253 жыл бұрын

    second cooking video w damon: *chaotic energy INTENSIFIES*

  • @reginavieyralopez850
    @reginavieyralopez8503 жыл бұрын

    I love how chaotic this is!!! Love your videos they’re so goooood!!!!

  • @user-mh3uu3er6y
    @user-mh3uu3er6y3 жыл бұрын

    I love your chaotic energy✨

  • @rue4036
    @rue40363 жыл бұрын

    Damon, toast the vollkornbrot on the pan. - someone who is concerned for the toaster's well being

  • @timxyz68
    @timxyz683 жыл бұрын

    HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED FOR SO LONG???

  • @crystalcerulean
    @crystalcerulean3 жыл бұрын

    your videos make me so happy 🥺🥺🥺

  • @Hayley-tx3jx
    @Hayley-tx3jx3 жыл бұрын

    This was absolute comedy gold. Genius. Had me in stitches. Why is your kitchen so small!! And don’t get me started on the plug. The fact you literally have one fork. Also you can definitely eat the honey... it just crystallised due to the temperature. If it’s hotter it gets runnier again. And it kills me how Americans don’t have kettle. I’m from England and when I lived in New York no one had kettles and it blew my mind. Please never stop making videos

  • @OCHD101
    @OCHD1013 жыл бұрын

    DAMON! Plug the toaster in any other plug in the apartment PLEASE!

  • @likeshike243
    @likeshike2433 жыл бұрын

    watching you cook rice enrages me in more ways then i know how to convey throw text

  • @lillibron5757
    @lillibron57573 жыл бұрын

    Damon baby, you can use the lid to make rice using the ‘absorption’ method, I highly recommend making rice that way!! It basically steams it

  • @Sufjuanstevens
    @Sufjuanstevens3 жыл бұрын

    damon cooking is somehow the most exciting thing I've watched this year

  • @DerekMac96
    @DerekMac963 жыл бұрын

    Damon: “eww ppl eat animal excretions?! Disgusting!!” Also Damon: *squirts expired bee vomit over pancake*

  • @mrsCohan

    @mrsCohan

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the exact same thing

  • @k.c.amador4957

    @k.c.amador4957

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lt5119

    @lt5119

    3 жыл бұрын

    Somebody tell Damon honey really doesn't expire though lol

  • @sokainabn6764

    @sokainabn6764

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmao, I was waiting for someone to tell him

  • @mariafm2366
    @mariafm23663 жыл бұрын

    Next video "Looking for a chef on tinder" 🤣🤣👀

  • @salmaelgheity357
    @salmaelgheity3573 жыл бұрын

    the love i have for you and your videos is just * insert a nice word that i can't think of rn *

  • @janaestorey5849
    @janaestorey58493 жыл бұрын

    last video I watched it when I was sick and I thought it was a fever dream and the funniest thing ive ever seen. A year on and im sick again and damn this timing really cheers me up!

  • @CynicalDuchess
    @CynicalDuchess3 жыл бұрын

    But Damon, what do you do on those days that you come home late and you don't feel like doing the dishes and you just kind of want to let them sit there in your sink because you can, but you only have one fork? What then?

  • @damondominique

    @damondominique

    3 жыл бұрын

    no No NOOOOOO. the fork must *always* remain clean! the rest of the dishes can *stay* there.

  • @CynicalDuchess

    @CynicalDuchess

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damondominique *The Fork

  • @maekino6042
    @maekino60423 жыл бұрын

    Ur kitchen gives me SO much anxiety. But also I see the improvement that happened since last time👏

  • @divyanjalii
    @divyanjalii3 жыл бұрын

    the quality content this man gives us

  • @divaskindra4086
    @divaskindra40863 жыл бұрын

    The way I’ve been waiting for part 2

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