Damn she’s 28 but looks 68😮

@taxicamel

Ай бұрын

I 100% agree. WHO in their right mind would hire a 28 year-old for a "senior" position like this? The only answer I can think of is, she would do ANYTHING illegal for Sam any time he would hand her some money. At that point, who cares what she looks like? The perfect patsy. Assuming she is some kind of "registered accountant" ....she should be guilty of her own "professional charters". .

@luisramos3122

13 күн бұрын

That meth!

Ellison has turned herself into the big victim. Once she saw all the fraud, she could have gotten out but she didn't, she helped him, and now she is blaming Sam for everything. If she had any morals she would have left and became a whistleblower, but she didn't, she helped him and is just as guilty.

@lilvictor245

7 ай бұрын

Right. Just like the Nazi's who followed orders from Hitler to do evil. They didn't escape punishment. Saying " I was just following orders" wasn't an excuse.

@kxo1038

7 ай бұрын

She plead guilty so now she’s a rat

@DabsDad

7 ай бұрын

@@kxo1038 you would be too if your lawyer told you to. Don't kid yourself bro.

@jimmason8502

7 ай бұрын

She'll be an old lady when she gets out of jail.

@spacewalktraveller1

7 ай бұрын

@@DabsDad And if your lawyer told you to jump off a cliff, you would follow what he said "Bro".

It's a shame that Ms. Ellison didn't have a mind of her own? She could have quit. She's only sorry because she got caught.

@ark194

7 ай бұрын

Sure seems like it

@NickKautz

7 ай бұрын

And she didn't even do anything wrong until it was framed that way by the prosecution.

@thehound1359

7 ай бұрын

Exactly

@spicyirwin5835

7 ай бұрын

She didnt have to do crimes.

@DjDmt

7 ай бұрын

She's just as guilty lol

They looked very homeless. Very ill pair and very surprised that money was not used to have cosmetic procedures.

@sassyfrass7029

6 ай бұрын

It IS a wonder!

@rockhaze

26 күн бұрын

I don't think any amount of makeup can cover-up inbreeding.

1:25 Holy sh*t, she’s only 28 or 29 years old?!?!? She looks way older than me and I’m 41. Wow.

If SBF gets life, she should get 20yrs. No excuse for “he told me to do it” B*S*.

@jimmason8502

7 ай бұрын

She will get at least 14 years but SBF will get at least 100 years.

@jensgronning4436

7 ай бұрын

He won’t get life. 20 years max

@user-qe8fl7vd6v

7 ай бұрын

You guys are overestimating what these white collar fraudsters end up getting in terms of sentence

@antman7673

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@jensgronning4436 There were 115 years considered as sentence for SBF. Not sure where you got the 20 years figure from. So much corruption with so much money. He better lose his freedom in life for it. A fraction of it is what many people need to work a life time for to earn that amount.

@TheActualDP

6 ай бұрын

neither of them are much a danger to society without money or status, 20 years imprisonment is an excessive punitive measure. unsure whether the jury would agree but if it's 2/3rds women... the jury decides the sentence in US federal courts, right?

Moving a company to the Bahamas and repatriating money to the US without any books or records. Great idea!

@NickKautz

7 ай бұрын

No books or records?

@Breakbeats92.5

6 ай бұрын

If the company was never exposed she and Bankman Freid would sipping Mai Tais down at the beach right now!

How does she look 12 and 55 at the same time omg

@blackawana

Ай бұрын

Word...

😂 she is redifining the billionaire's girlfriend cliche

I didn't realize dude is blind.

Why do all major news orgs refer to her as his 'ex-girlfriend' instead of 'The bonafide math genius and CEO of the company that willingly took in the stolen money'?

@gyroscopejones9217

7 ай бұрын

In my opinion, that's the twisted tragedy of this situation. She was only in charge, not because of her qualifications or intelligence which are apparently quite impressive, but because he thought she was hot. SBF is a madman.

@pretorious700

7 ай бұрын

LOL, "math genius"

@larrymor

6 ай бұрын

@@pretorious700 Hot? You mean like frozen pizza?

@selfieband5330

6 ай бұрын

I agreed she f****d her way to the top! lol @@gyroscopejones9217

@Myrddin1955

6 ай бұрын

@@gyroscopejones9217 Hot? My goodness, it's Halloween soon!

I didn't know altruistic meant utterly corrupt.

@Mr.LaughingDuck

7 ай бұрын

Effective "altruism" will only be taken seriously with effective public auditing of its promotors private bank accounts

@NickKautz

7 ай бұрын

Take away the media bias and the "sam man bad" narrative and you have FTX doing nothing unusual as a company in the financial sector. In fact , probably better behaved than most.

@user-hk6tk4ge5t

7 ай бұрын

He is bad. Maybe the worst.

@slgordon3

7 ай бұрын

@@NickKautzI definitely get where you are coming from, but I would say, I have had the same bank account for 25 years and they never managed to lose my money. Not yet at least.

@MrSupernova111

7 ай бұрын

Only kids believe that CEOs are altruistic. Anyone above 30 years of age should know better.

What shocked me the most was hearing she’s 28 yo. She aged like milk poor thing.

@uselesscommenters2707

7 ай бұрын

What kind of milk? I’m thirsty

@lancerussell755

7 ай бұрын

If you had years of prison over your head you would do some aging too.

@jennifersun2638

7 ай бұрын

stress

@Badfriendsfan101

6 ай бұрын

@@uselesscommenters2707goat milk

@nelsonta00

6 ай бұрын

She looks like an old child

The guy was a billionaire and he couldn't get a better looking girlfriend than that?

@BlackCat-nv5sf

6 ай бұрын

Personally imho Caroline is a Mega Babe.

@musicplay3

6 ай бұрын

​@@BlackCat-nv5sflmao chill

@MicDropBBQ

6 ай бұрын

She's the John Lennon look-alike champion of 2015, I'm sure....LOL!

@thefamousdjx

6 ай бұрын

I'll rather an average that going for 11/10 thats only after your money and will dip soon as you fall into rough waters

@Avian98X

6 ай бұрын

⁠she's not average.....she's far far below

The beauty with Chinese officals is that you can't verify her claim. We have 100 mil missing, and she gave them all to Chinese officals, how convenient.

@kxo1038

7 ай бұрын

Maybe they were trying to get China to allow Bitcoin mining again.

@gacastan

6 ай бұрын

What are their names? When and How them money was wired? Questions that need answers, Chinese officials my *

@maxmd113

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but that’s how they operate so it’s highly possible. They randomly put people in jail for political leverage, blackmailing for 100M doesn’t sound a big deal

@ChandraChandra-er7nf

Ай бұрын

@@maxmd113they keep the money for themselves n blame chinese officials

As an investor, you hear about all the bs the money went towards, and it makes you sick. Every one living large, except for the people who invested.

@DistrustHumanz

7 ай бұрын

Or, people could just work to earn their money honestly. This BS concept of 'investing', or 'I have money therefore I get free money', is a root cause of most of the issues we complain about.

@JustJesstheMess

7 ай бұрын

​@@DistrustHumanzemployee shareholding is a thing, and a very important one. Many US employees are given stock options and they are doing exactly what you said, earning it. Also, by your logic, the US would have no stock market and be unable to compete on the global economic stage. Oh and no good idea or product would ever exist 😂 we wouldn't be sitting here typing on these devices, that were all made thanks to investor funding

@Kenneth-ts7bp

7 ай бұрын

Crypto is a pyramid scam. What's to know?

@uselesscommenters2707

7 ай бұрын

I’m living large !! I invested

@28704joe

7 ай бұрын

They did not "Invest" they speculated, they lost. The people who lost $ will now go find the next "get rich quick" scheme.

she is just a guilty as he obviously is along with his parents who bring new meaning to the words 'law' and 'ethics'

The dude said he didn’t know that lieing, cheating & stealing were laws that he needed to follow or that it should be applied to him, like what world does he live in? Lol

@user-hk6tk4ge5t

7 ай бұрын

The world of a narcissist.

@rederickfroders1978

7 ай бұрын

These people are a plenty.

@steventaylor6212

7 ай бұрын

There are a lot of these people around these days. Ethical behavior starts at the top of society. If people at the top are misbehaving, they can’t expect everyone else to be better..

@LosAngelesJedi

7 ай бұрын

satans world 💯

@Mr.LaughingDuck

7 ай бұрын

Let's not forget his own mom is a Stanford Law professor who specializes in ethics

Innocent people don't communicate with a burner account. If I was a juror, that fact alone would be enough to convince me that he was complicit in the theft.

@user-it2mx6bi7z

7 ай бұрын

You know the only people who I am told ask to text through signal from 😅 I hear anyway from others ofcourse ive been told

@5133937

7 ай бұрын

Innocent people use burner accounts all the time, so that malicious hackers don't get their bank credentials, email and social media account logins, avoid identity theft, etc. You don't have to be a crook to have some use for privacy tech in todays world where digital thieves are trying to steal everything from everyone.

@GotoHere

6 ай бұрын

Like an email saying 10% to the big guy? Complicit in corruption like the Biden crime family?

@TheActualDP

6 ай бұрын

signal is a pretty common platform for tech people to use

When money is involved, you have corruption.

@JohnSmith-xx9th

7 ай бұрын

Yes. And catalyzed by greed.

That girl has a face not even a mother could love.

Can’t believe people trusted Sam, he looks like a psychopath!

@mamacito1795

7 ай бұрын

I know imagine the privileged nasal voiced finance bro that dressed like a bum ended up being a phony so shocked

@selfieband5330

6 ай бұрын

He looked like a yard sale that never showered! Hahaha@@mamacito1795

She was in on it too, lock her up.

@NickKautz

7 ай бұрын

There was no "it".

@rw8126

7 ай бұрын

@@NickKautz how many brain cells did you burn coming up with that?

@NickKautz

7 ай бұрын

"More than you can afford, pal." @@rw8126

@jamalwilburn228

7 ай бұрын

Shes testifying as part of a plea deal. She gets light sentnace so investigators can get more evidence to take him down. Without it, he could be let off scott free or lighlty punished

@jamalwilburn228

7 ай бұрын

Its not about the crime, but what they can prove.

Oh my God what’s wrong with her face? 😮

How does a 28 year old look like a 50 year old?

@user-kv2tj4du8p

7 ай бұрын

guilt, greed, and crime.

@reedmartin8212

7 ай бұрын

Stress.

@RedlegRVN

6 ай бұрын

😮

It’s like an ugly contest with no winner between these two

@blackawana

Ай бұрын

Afraid I agree....sad

@AlexandrawOfficial_Lexi

Ай бұрын

israelis

all that money and that was his girl!! lol

they always play the victim card. How is this a surprise to anybody? lock er up!

If you going to ride, ride to the end. She was in on it and than switch up. Despicable

Damn. She is Telling, Telling on him. Did she get an immunity deal? How is she not in cuffs?

@DjDmt

7 ай бұрын

Yeah she got a deal before the trail started

@fredricksmith-something.2125

7 ай бұрын

@@DjDmt Of course.

After the Darrell Brooks trial I was really looking forward to this one, stocked up with snacks only to learn that it won't be on TV, such a pity, I don't think popcorn has a very long shelf life.

@KingMaryland717

7 ай бұрын

Same lol, the brooks trial had me rolling 😂

I was thinking about buying into FTX. But then i heard they were based in the bahamas and that just set off red flags.

No excuse for anyone over the age of 15!!!

I love when these academic 'elites' break down like kindergardeners caught in the cookie jar. I dont believe she was forced to facilitate fraud, and I hope she serves time, too. I also hope none of the guilty have fiduciary careers ever again.

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

LOL @ calling jews elite at anything but genocide and pedophilia

Both Ellison and Sam need to be sent to Gaza....

she looks much older... must be stress.

@timafiggy

7 ай бұрын

Also no moisturizer

The last name tells you all you need to know.

She had no free will until she did?

Hea gonna do life in prison

Who knew? A teenager with the last name that sounds like 'bankman fraud'

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

and jewish at that

@extra4542

6 ай бұрын

Bruh he’s 31, a grown man. Why is everyone downplaying his actions bc of him bein a “kid”

Just look at those interviews Ellison did where she laughed about losing money and loses, she is guilty AF

Thats a fairly grotesque thumbnail, it should require a age verification before you show that. Thank the Jesus his boys didnt find her eggs.

Oy vey shut it down

Letting kids run the money show. What could go wrong?

Bunch of kids not thinking about any consequences applying to them.

@mamacito1795

7 ай бұрын

They were and are adults that knew they were committing massive fraud. Even kids know right from wrong

@YourSecretIsSafeWithMe

7 ай бұрын

They can get out of this situation if they really try. Was no need to take that much money.

@mamacito1795

7 ай бұрын

@@YourSecretIsSafeWithMe I doubt that I mean hundreds of millions are "missing" right? And the wire fraud has already been committed. I dont see any way out at this point unless the bribes he paid start to reap dividends

@DistrustHumanz

7 ай бұрын

Anyone over 18 is not a 'kid', but an adult.

@Tallguy203

7 ай бұрын

@@DistrustHumanz”kids” as in young adults. And not that they deserve leniency because of their actions. Most younger people never think that they deserve to be punished for their wrongdoing.

He did absolutely everything…how convenient. She needs to go to prison for a long time.

Forget about the money fraud, the real mystery i would like someone explain how in the world Ellison looking like she does, could hold a the central female sexual position in that polyamorous setup they had with all the other dudes in the bahamas house???

They broke up because they were incompatible - He had no income and she's not patible.

Actually she was the one that sent the money. They tryna out everything on Sam. But she was the one actually doing the wires and half the time Sam didn’t even know. Also doesn’t every bank do what Sam did

How old is she? She seems to be melting

Who cares if she cries, she’s a grown up and was involved in this crooked scheme

I would give SBF no jail time if he gave the general public a list of all US officials and politicians he bribed...

All senior FTX/Alameda members are guilty and SBF's parents. They all cut deals with prosecutors right away......because they know they are guilty. All of them could have said no, and quit job, but they did not. They are as corrupt as SBF. CE is crying because her career is damaged and may get jail time.

@user-zp7jp1vk2i

7 ай бұрын

FTX's father looms larger and larger as infor. comes out on his presence/involvement and of course, his legal knowledge. "they all cut deals"?? I'm not aware the parents cut any deals.

@vincentorlando6767

7 ай бұрын

@@user-zp7jp1vk2i Excellent observation, I agree. The parents so far are not under investigation, but that could change based on this trial. John Ray, trustee is suing the parents to recover money. Im sure they all placed funds in shell companies offshore for future use.

Did all politicians give back the money that SBF/FTX paid them off with? I mean donated…

@normbograham

6 ай бұрын

Notice all charges concerning that money, has been dropped for anyone whom has not plead guilty already. Thus, that money, is not part of a crime.

@lukesmith3283

6 ай бұрын

@@normbograham gotta love American politicians. So, none of the money will be returned. And the politicians get to keep it for themselves, I mean their campaign….

She's the one that was getting a train run on her by the nerds?

@nakedluck11

7 ай бұрын

Yea, thats what i heard as well. I think she was cute in a nerdy way a few years ago

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

@@nakedluck11 ROFL that mutant was never good looking in any way ever!

I hate to be shallow, but if I have a billion dollars....that is not my girlfriend,....

Not all the thefts combined from run outs, smash and grabs can match these losses from so called, "white collar crimes." 😂😂😂

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

they should be called jewish collar crimes

Fried was going to dump her for someone else. She sensed this and vowed to get even. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

“He made me do it” cry cry 😢

I wouldn't be surprised if they all got a slap on the wrist and we're walking around free right after the trial

@normbograham

6 ай бұрын

To date, no one involved in a crypto theft, has been sentenced to prison. At the end of the day, they point out, "it's not money", and not under government control.

Bankman Fried is wonderful man with dual US and Israeli citizenship!! Follow the money baby❤

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

Yep. When in doubt always rely on the nose to hat ratio AKA the Goldstein ratio! If the length of the nose is bigger than the diameter of his hat, stay clear of that shyster!

Should they be held accountable for taking advantage of greedy suckers and idiots?

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

Jews are never held accounable.

Both need to be jailed for eternity

She looks like 76

28? She looks 58....

@wilmmerwest3876

7 ай бұрын

😂

@miguelsalazar3239

7 ай бұрын

If they said she was over 50, I would believe it.

@sonyadrake7843

3 ай бұрын

Imagine when she is 58 😳 They both 👀 alike.

That guy needs to go to jail for 100 years

Dang.....He had all that access to $$$ and His girl looked like that? 😱😳

@d.b.1176

7 ай бұрын

Yup, zero standards.

@B86432

7 ай бұрын

Liberals 😂

@selfieband5330

7 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly! 😂 Sam has no taste, I mean just look at him. 😂

@d.b.1176

7 ай бұрын

@@B86432 Not a smoke show like Sarah Huckabee Sanders 🤣🤣🤣

@berardoferrari

7 ай бұрын

@@d.b.1176 or gerald the joo nadler!!!!! LOL!!!!

Bribery is a personal moral decision, not just a systemic consequence. That was meant for his mother's sophmoric philosophic rambling.

she trying to save herself but she just as guilty

His vegetarian kosher goose is cooked. Fried, in fact.

@billlynn8256

7 ай бұрын

kosher bacon on the prison menu?

She told the truth AFTER she got caught and AFTER she was arrested. Not before.

She’s lying

TRUTH! not being told. As usual!

Yeah because we all know ex girlfriends say the truth. I still can’t believe someone with his wealth ended up with this ferret!

They need to go after SBF’s parents and their ties to the Democratic Party.

I don’t trust much of what comes out of the pass-around-the-office hoe’s mouth. The more she says (real or not) the greater the chance she gets out with 0 accountability. I could understand reducing her sentence but going completely free in exchange for anything she says, is both unethical and promotes more than just the truth. She was and is just as guilty.

Caroline Ellison is 28 years old? She looks 60 years old!

Caroline must also be out in jail for 25 years bcoz she accomplished with Sam. If she resigned then she is not guilty. But she also conducted fraud working in alameda. Put her in prison too

It wasn't "her" business. It is ALL Sam's business. Shame

The whole crew were pulling train on her. LOOK AT HER! 😂

Is it me, or is SBF looking like the best of the bunch, after hearing the grifting these others were doing. At the end of the day, they sent a financial condition statement to SBF, and he forwarded the statement as is, to would be investors. Looks like they used him like a shield, for when they got caught. Sure they are all guilty, but I'm not seeing SBF moving funds in and out of personal accounts like the others, like a shell game. None of them are victims, but calling yourself a victim makes you worse, when you were grifting with the rest of them.

Theranos vibe

Cryptos are illegal in China. So what is the story here?

@DistrustHumanz

7 ай бұрын

It's illegal to SELL or BUY crypto in China, but not to host the server for the trades outside of the country.

She needs to get advice on white collar crime and how long she will spend in prison.

@spicyirwin5835

7 ай бұрын

Their prison is like camp. Madoff got a salad bar & a soda for lunch then got to play ball & had his laundry done.

@uselesscommenters2707

7 ай бұрын

3 days.

100 yearw in jail for the 2

I'm curious which actor will play SBF and Caroline Ellison in the upcoming Netflix drama.

@Lupinthe3rd.

6 ай бұрын

A sweet potato with an afro will play sbf and caroline will be played by an actress wearing a paper bag over thier because no one in Hollywood is that ugly.

@Tribuneoftheplebs

6 ай бұрын

​@@Lupinthe3rd. They should bring back the actor that played Smeogal but put a wig on it instead of bald. And make it paler

@selfieband5330

6 ай бұрын

OMG! AHAHAHAHA THATS WHO SHE REMINDED ME OF! AHAHAH@@Tribuneoftheplebs

@tokertalk9648

6 ай бұрын

the dude from goonies

@tman10686

6 ай бұрын

Anybody that ugly in Hollywood?

But who directed Sam to bribe the Chinese???

She should be in jail also

This is his girlfriend, OMG 😱 She is sooooooooooooo

Just another Bernie Madoff. Lock him up for life.

scared and cornered...does not mean her testimony is true.

Oh poor baby THIS WOMAN VERY GUILTY... SHE SHOULD GO TO JAIL IF ANY JUSTICE SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING..!!

There are some very wealthy Chinese government officials courtesy of FTX

Oh she's just a girl...... that's getting old fast

So she is not guilty of anything ? Please. Such crap

caroline Ellison herself needs to go to jail for a long time herself.

Sounds like complete BS

Is not 28, is 82.

Not another public breakup

She certainly ain’t a looker