I still can’t believe that sins weren’t removed for the absolutely phenomenal soundtrack to these movies.

@Harmonious028

9 ай бұрын

Soundtrack for the movie series is absolutely top tier. Deserves at least 5 sins off

@rebirth_mishap

9 ай бұрын

True, Hans Zimmer rules

@dave5517

9 ай бұрын

Love it so much 💙🏍

@chokamilk272

9 ай бұрын

@@rebirth_mishap klaus badelt*

@ps4nowwoot972

8 ай бұрын

​@@Harmonious028per movie

It's safe to say that the first Pirates is a masterpiece, right? The CGI ages so well and the action is so exhilarating.

@thedeepfriar745

9 ай бұрын

Honestly no, not at all. Not even remotely

@002720336302337

9 ай бұрын

The first one is hilarious, while the others are ridiculous.

@dirtysleuth3783

9 ай бұрын

Can't really speak for the effects but the movie in general to me is an all time classic, like the first 3 are treasures to me

@orenges

9 ай бұрын

100%

@sweettangoTIMMY

9 ай бұрын

@@twinturboray yes I am, you to remember that this was based on a Disney ride and the cards were stacked against it

That ending with captain Barbosa descending the stairs shouldn't have been sinned...it's bone chilling to see him again. 🖤

@RavennaRose928

3 ай бұрын

The only sin about that scene was apple splooge running down his chin lol

I don't think him handing Elizabeth's dad a warrant for her arrest was a mistake - I think he just did it to shock her dad.

@nicholasbennett7367

4 ай бұрын

Psychological warfare

@ayannawilson1223

2 ай бұрын

Agree

Davy Jones and his crew just wanted to go for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

@maxbrown7719

9 ай бұрын

Alucard would approve 😂

The fact that they both simultaneously corrected Beckett with "Captain" was cool to me

Food and water is heavy. Some argue that the lack of those (given undead crew) was why it was so fast. The Black Pearl could be fast because of that crew

@orionstarbelt9822

9 ай бұрын

1. It's the fastest still when Jack's the captain 2. "Me holds be bursting with swag" say Barbosa in his his first scene

I always questioned the plot hole. In the 2nd movie Tia Dalma asks Jack if he still has the compass she gave him. But now we're told he got it on that ship

@blunznseppale

9 ай бұрын

I guess she told him where to find it and what it does.

@KingdomHeart556

8 ай бұрын

That’s what happens when they stop trying.

@lollybirdy

6 ай бұрын

That's why the 5th movie sucks! It ruins the already established lore of the other movies.

@hoc9745

3 ай бұрын

To my conception, as she is the Goddes of Seas and whatever; the fate of the compass was to get to Jack and she maybe had a hand in it?

@WreckinCrewe

2 ай бұрын

The medallion only worked once it hit water. You can clearly see it when Elizabeth falls into the water during her talk with Norrington. Since will wasn't touching water, maybe they decided to come back later? Idk. They were undead and could've slaughtered the entire British ship's passengers.

@ 20:25 The reason flintlocks and other black powder firearms were fired in volleys is because of the huge amount of white smoke generated by the pan and breech when ignited. If it were staggered one soldier could be blinded by the smoke of another. Hence, everyone picks a target, TEHN they fire. Thus is obsolete these days of vourse due to 'smokeless' powder or nitrocellulose spaghetti pieces that burn much clearer. Hope this helps.

@Schilani

9 ай бұрын

Great, now I have the visual image of pistols being loaded with Spaghetti.

@therealanonymousraccoon

9 ай бұрын

@@Schilani 😆

@Dovah_Slayer

4 ай бұрын

CinemaSins never does any actual research. In fact, the "joke" of that is the point, and this is satire of nitpicky assholes isn't even funny anymore. Why this channel still exists I'll never know

How was Blackbeard not one of the Pirate Lords?

@Redhotquagmire

9 ай бұрын

Rebel.

@user-ei2me3hf5b

2 ай бұрын

He would be fit to be one but he never gained one of the nine pieces of eight .

How in the world did you even catch the fact that Jack stepped off with the right leg but steps with the left one? I am truly impressed

@heartless604

9 ай бұрын

You do realise its a team?

@ctrlw__7-years-ago

9 ай бұрын

@@heartless604still

@shazzari

9 ай бұрын

@@ctrlw__7-years-ago right? It’s the attention to every single detail

@ctrlw__7-years-ago

9 ай бұрын

@@shazzari fr lol

@earlwassam

9 ай бұрын

imdb goofs section

"CAPTAIN" is not a sin, no matter what anyone says.

@KarmaCadet

7 күн бұрын

I think the sin is there because he never did anything that gave the sense that he was any exemplary captain, and that the characters in the story have no reason to show him any respect or loyalty. It kind of just comes out of nowhere for a gag that isn't even funny -- hence the sin.

I've had 2 dvds of At World's End and both of them would freeze and skip the part where Sao Feng dies and gives the piece of 8 to Elizabeth. I had absolutely no clue he thought she was Calypso.

I think sin 180 is more about Barbossa being ACTUALLY alive, and him eating the apple is a reference of him dropping the apple at his death in the last movie. The first thing he wanted to eat after the curse was lifted, just a random thought.

When you realize that the Pirates franchise is really about Will Turners decent into villainy

@edwurdio

Ай бұрын

He’s Batman. “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain” 💀🤣

at worlds end is absolutely my favorite idk I just loved the whole aesthetic of it and every scene with Tia Dalma, I was a very formative age when it came out also lol

@lucaspatrick8

9 ай бұрын

Most of it is good but the clyipso part with the 9 pirate lords could have been left out in my opinion

The reason Barbossa died after being shot before the coin was put back is because he was not in skeleton form at the time so the bullet hole was still in his body, whereas jack had pulled the sword out of his chest while in skeletal form so when he left the moonlight there was no wound from the sword.

This entire series video is a "they survive this" and "shenanigans" sin

One thing I noticed after watching Dead Man’s Chest for the 3rd time was the fact that the “long pork” that one trader told Will about was probably not actually pork. Fun fact if you didn’t know human meat tastes similar to pork. So I guess that whoever is getting that meat is unaware they’re cannibals 😅

@renzod0332

7 ай бұрын

Long pork is usually the term used for human meat...

Despite having seen each of the Pirates sins videos individually several times, I tip my hat to you guys for putting this one together for our viewing pleasure. Sure kept me entertained during my 30 min drive to work and 30 min drive home today! Bravo all around, bravo! 😁👏

@sambliss4125

9 ай бұрын

Ah, so you didnt see the last 17:50.....that 1,750 sins!

@dannyellaboatboat

9 ай бұрын

@@sambliss4125 I must’ve been driving when that passed me. Impressive total it is!

@carolbrett2167

6 ай бұрын

Danny, even I caught the right leg, left leg thing but should you really be driving and watching ? Lol

@carolbrett2167

6 ай бұрын

Well, that’s 1:17:50 I’ll never get back. Having seen all the Pirates movies and enjoyed them very much, I was dismayed to see them trashed. Since JD never watches his own movies, I hope he passed on this critique 😡.

@dannyellaboatboat

6 ай бұрын

@@carolbrett2167 Rest assured that driving and KZread together isn’t something I do every time I’m behind the wheel 😁

12:53 Missed opportunity to say, "Thank god Jack's not here because this thing _definitely_ can't hold two people."

Missed one sin that annoys me: The concept of the last movie is that Jack stole the compass from Salizar, but it was already revealed that Tia gave him the compass.

@orionstarbelt9822

9 ай бұрын

What? I'm DMTNT he's given the compass by his captain (presumably his uncle or relative) as he dies

@carlp4353

9 ай бұрын

@@orionstarbelt9822 In dead man's chest Tia says "The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?" When referring to the key

@orionstarbelt9822

9 ай бұрын

@@carlp4353 no that I know, I was saying that he didn't *steal* it from Salazar in DMTNT

@carlp4353

9 ай бұрын

@@orionstarbelt9822 Ah, ok. I only saw that one once. But either way Tia is the one that gave it to him, and having conflicting sources, and both be cannon, bugs me.

@orionstarbelt9822

9 ай бұрын

@@carlp4353 well Disney owns it what did you expect?

I don't care what anyone says but the first three films as a trilogy is one of the best and more underrated trilogies ever in film (specifically because not many people like the last two)

@Cptn.J4ckSparr0w

3 ай бұрын

I mean, the fourth was still pretty good but fifth movie was dog crap

@eemelihollo7050

Ай бұрын

@@Cptn.J4ckSparr0wthe reason 4th one is good is only that Jack Sparrow is still Jack Sparrow. The idea of his character(in my opinion) is that he seems like a drunk fool but actually he is really smart and can come up with a great plan in just a short time. However in 5th movie he is just that: a drunk fool

Closing or averting your eyes when firing a smooth bore musket is normal. There is a lot of powder in the pan and it can and will get into your eyes. Being smooth bore you have to fire as a volley so aiming isn’t necessary or even very usefull

FYI The 'castle' is obviously a mill for powering a sugar press - loads of them in the caribbean - they are probably on an abandoned sugar plantation. Unusual it has a waterwheel and not a windmill tho.

Pirates of the Timestampbbean: 0:11 Curse of the Black Pearl 4:11 Dead Man’s Chest 17:15 At World’s End 36:36 On Stranger Tides 55:04 Dead Men Tell No Tales

@eliorendi1171

9 ай бұрын

You are the best kind of people dawg

@deanvangreunen6457

9 ай бұрын

And this was all based on a Disney ride... Mr Walt had big bucks and what a master piece

1:05:41 that's because it's not a young Johnny Depp, it's a young Jack Sparrow. Do you even know the concept of movies?

@RockismyAir

9 ай бұрын

Pretty much this.

At world's end will always be my favourite of the entire franchise. It was quite simply, excellent.

@Trash2000s

5 ай бұрын

Its insanely confusing to me

@jvms1782

4 ай бұрын

If you turn your brain off: yes I agree

@bezoticallyyours83

3 ай бұрын

It's fantastically good

There's no way Elizabeth wouldn't be doing everything to get that trident as soon as she heard about it. She may wait until her son is old enough to be on his own, but she'd not just wait while he was out there finding it. She may even get someone to look after her child(ren), as I'm sure she's not against a nanny or babysitter. She literally did everything to save Will before. Is there a second part to the curse where she can't be on water/sea?

Captain Jack Sparrow would fit in well in One Piece considering how wacky and savvy he can be in the Grand Line.

@sketchedout4080

9 ай бұрын

Realll

@christopherlaws8182

9 ай бұрын

tbh i think jack sparrow would be boring on the grand line. the OP world is already was wacky and outlandish that Jack seems a little.......quaint?...by comparison

@felps_4500

4 ай бұрын

Lol, he could very well be that one pirate that have a large bounty for no reason other than pure un/luck (aka. He probably would be Buggy) 👀

This is the day as you shall all remember it as the day that we had completely sinned the great adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow!

23:57 The "What Arr you doing?" bit is perhaps the best cinematic joke of the entire franchise. You, sir, and your phony sins arr fit to be drawn and then quartered or some type of process thereof... therein... thereabouts.... skip it. You are why all the rum is gone!

Just a shout, will wasn't killing the crew when he was throwing bodys of the ship. Bodys are from the fight before 😂

First three movies are a cinematic masterpiece. 🎉

The set pieces in these movies are always so cool

This series is a perfect example of cash grabs. The first three make a perfect trilogy, and then it just goes downhill with two completely unnecessary movies.

you didnt include the scene where tia dalma straight up inhales the smoke form the burnt pieces like it was drugs and just say ''drugs...DING'' THAT is a sin for you DING

0:59 The Governor orders the soldiers to shoot Jack but Norrington very arrogantly calls him to wait and starts inspecting Jack's stuff. 2:11 Yes, you need the strength of at least 100 men to keep a boat upsidedown underwater like that, it is called buoyancy and it's the same principle that keeps ships floating.

35:39 Yes, absolutely we would have, have you not seen @thespiffingbrit supping Yorkshire Tea whilst chaos is reigning on around him

It would've been interesting to see Blackbeard with his flamethrower ship and magic sword go against the Flying Dutchman and the Kraken.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Like her blouse I am torn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 I busted out laughing at work listening to this with my headphones hahahaha

Notice how the imposter Jack is the same height as the real one and by the time the imposter is revealed to be Angelica, she's now in a smaller height than Jack.

about the soldiers shooting at jack with teir eyes closed. the early muskets required the shooter to close their eyes as they pull the trigger because otherwise they could have get burning gun powder splashed into their eyes, blinding them

Woah, I always forget how short old CS vids were. The first one coming in at 4 minutes gave me whiplash. Definitely due for a re-sinning!

Pete Best? Nice burn on Paul!

I'll eternally defend the original trilogy, especially against the blockbusters we see today. The movies were fun, creative, each have their own unique qualities, and the special effects and production design holds up extremely well. That being said, I'll also spend the rest of my life arguing that the franchise would have been significantly even better if they had the courage to actually kill off Jack Sparrow in Dead Man's Chest and making Will/Elizabeth the focal point in the third chapter.

@raptorcrasherinc.9823

7 ай бұрын

There are a lot of things they could have done differently, but I still love these movies.

@tatimarie8277

6 ай бұрын

I’ll be honest, I mostly watch the movies for Jack. They’ve revolved the series around Jack so much at this point (jacks greed gets him into trouble and everyone else is dragged along) that they would need a Jack 2.0 to drive the plot. Wills entire character arc is him getting Elizabeth. And Elizabeth’s arc is debating whether she wants the pirate or the married life. More interesting than Will but, I don’t think the fan base would be able to forgive and root for her if she actually killed Jack.

The Elizabeth speech 💭💭 Add give five sins times too

Take off like 5 sins for the soundtrack but add 10 because its the same thing in every movie

I hated that Pirate Lord bs. In the first movie he was just a pirate trying to make his way in the world and that's what he should have stayed.

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

Hes a pirate lord trying to make his way in the world, but a pirate lord nonetheless. He does introduce himself as *captain* jack sparrow.

@Maehedrose

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890 "Captain" doesn't equate to Pirate Lord.

Wait a god dam minute The crew can go on land But the captain Can't? Ok dudes you all go to shore for a week, Elizabeth it's just you and me now😍

@Mark-ko6qg

9 ай бұрын

Jones isn't the same as the crew, his curse comes with the rule about land

You missed a sin, In the 3rd film will had his heart cut out, so when the curse was broken at the end of the last one, how was Will still alive? His heart was still in a chest and he was human again

@Xscape128

9 ай бұрын

Exactly! I'm still waiting for an explanation for this

@louloustar7807

9 ай бұрын

He becomes the captain of the Dutchman tho, said position making him immortal as he is now in charge of patrolling the dead to the other side

@louloustar7807

9 ай бұрын

He looks like a human unlike Jones who’s an octopus or whatever because he’s doing his job, Jones is none human like as a punishment for not doing the job he was given

@louloustar7807

9 ай бұрын

Hopefully this clears something up! Unless I misunderstood your question.

@Xscape128

9 ай бұрын

@@louloustar7807 We know that, but at the end of the 5th movie the curse was broken but Will's heart still in the chest, so technically he should've died when the curse was broken from not having a beating heart

My God! YODA. Have you ever thought about writing screen plays?

One of the biggest plot holes to me is that Davey Jones cut out his own heart, and yet whomever stabs Davey Jones heart will get their heart forcefully cut out.

Crazy how jones crew & his cgi still looks good but salazar's not so much something about the 5th film just doesn't sit with right wth me at times

Huge plot hole mistake I see everyone miss in Curse of the Black Pearl: If the Black Pearl IS the “fastest ship ever”, and it leaves Port Royal to head straight back to the Isla de Muerta after their assault…Then Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner not only not leave Port Royal until later the next day, but they also stop by Tortuga to gather a crew on their way to the Isla de Muerta… HOW does Jack & Co still catch up to get to the island before Barbossa can attempt to sacrifice Elizabeth? The pirates were pretty eager to end their curse, so I don’t imagine they took their merry time getting back to the island.

If you're going to point out the electrical outlets and vents then you have to sin the Sherwin Williams Brown #303 paint used as well. That wasn't invented till 1992.

That last movie was stealing from monte python fs with the spanish inquisition 😂😂

Okay phantom of the Dutchman that was hilarious

Khal Drogo and Legolas I’m so dead 😂😂😂

That we’ve sinned so far? Isn’t that all of them?

Moral of the story: Never kiss Elizabeth Swann

My favorite franchise and arguably the most underrated!

Okay im rather surprised by this missing out. In the first movie when Jack uses the rope to slide while his hands are handcuffed.. How did he get the rope between his shackled hands? In the movie he just swings the chain over or something i think?

@katiehough2499

8 ай бұрын

If you watch it slow mo you can see he throws the middle of the chain over the rope then grabs the middle with his other hand

Probably more right than you know -rumours are POTC started as a Monkey Island adaption as a film that didnt pan out , and the POTC screenwriters definitely toured LucasGames while they were developing the film before writing the screen play

Your in the way boy But a minute later Jack pushes he aside Remove 5 sins for standing up to dad Father issues overcome, Go Jack Go

The only three good POTC films were Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man’s Chest and At World’s End.

the side characters in these movies are just sublime

The only thing I liked in the first movie, scratch that, the whole series is that Jack doesn't fire his gun in the first movie and saves that shot so he can shoot Barbosa to get his revenge...

As strange as it is, even in the age when muskets became forward ignition - as in, the hammer moving forward to ignite the priming charge; on earlier matchlock models it moved towards the face so soldiers could blow on the burning fuse in case it wasn't hot enough - soldiers, especially those with less experience, would actually close their eyes or look away after having taken aim. This was to avoid the hot sparks and smoke being blown into their eyes by either the firing itself or if they happened to stand downwind.

I settled into this video like "welp time to sit here watching this man dunk on my favorite disney franchise" only to be satisfied with a clean 40 some sins for Curse of the Black Pearl. Very satisfied already compared to your past reviews.

These films make me happy. And scream summer to me. Also Captain, ding.

😂 "safe sex"... I laughed way too much at that 😅

Listen, I get what you’re saying about short stack holding a huge weapon lacking in comedic value, it was a cheap shot… but I’m a sucker for cheap shots and even slowed down during the monologue I still cracked up at that scene

Pirates of the Caribbean movies were guilty pleasure to binge watch in a marathon.

31:44 the pirate, Republic of Nassau founded by Benjamin Hornigold was democratic society based upon ship rules which meant everyone got a vote and an equal share of any loot. It was the first true democracy of that era.

At 27:01, I know you were making a joke. However, there was a deleted part of this scene, that even though this movie was painfully long, should have been included in the final cut. It just speaks volumes to both Jack and Beckett's personalities and what their motivations as people are. If you're curious, you can probably find it by searching "people aren't cargo mate".

25:00 Here i might add one. Will: "Is there a way?" Tia: Shakes her head while Barbossa stands next to her.

Honestly I’d say my order of pirates films goes: 1. Black Pearl 2. Dead Man’s Chest 3. On Strangers Tide 4. At Worlds End 5. Dead Men Tell No Tales

Compass and rum Compass and rum We're so confused Tia Dalma bartar or the ex captain How did Jack get hold Of said compass

I remember the first Pirates of the Caribbean I watched was the fifth one. A friend of mine said it makes sense to start from there so understand the story better. I agreed we watched the fifth movie and then started the first. Then in the first minute i tell him that i now know that the guy with the beard will change allegiances and he then he looked at me with a oopsie face. Never watched the rest of the franchise after this.

@jjcymbolic

7 ай бұрын

That... I've never heard someone say that a movie more than 20 years in the future ahead of the first would make the franchise make more sense...

2:27 i always wondered why he swung so late lmao this movie is so goofy i love it

Original Sin of PotC: THE RUM IS GONE! WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

The man doing the sinning is completely unaware that sharks rarely ever eat people.

@moonlightprincess449

9 ай бұрын

They still do eat people

@gabriellittle2827

9 ай бұрын

@@moonlightprincess449 You are more likely to die falling down the stairs than be eaten by a shark

@YouTubeShortsAreTheDevil

9 ай бұрын

@@gabriellittle2827If you are in the ocean, you are more likely to be eaten by a shark than to die falling down stairs. See, I too can make a statistic mean what I want......

@keylacmckemp1309

9 ай бұрын

​@@KZreadShortsAreTheDevil😂

Oh, christ!!!! When you learn how the cracken myth started you will never look at that scene the same again 😂

Scene did not contain a lap dance, has got to be one of the pettiest, yet funniest sins in this movie.

Unpopular opinion but On Stranger Tides is my favorite and its just because of the fact there are mermaids and stuff. And to go off of "lets send the child" for the swords, the ironic thing about this is that child goes on to play Peter Pan who hates pirates so i like to think this is Peter Pan's origin story. 🤣 he was a pirate himself.

@LxstinNeverland

8 ай бұрын

@@wesleymccoy6454 if you're referring to Once Upon A Time, kind of. But that's why he's such a good villain. If referring to other stories, no. There are many versions of Peter Pan. They're not all dark. Just saying lol.

@chinita2463

8 ай бұрын

​@@LxstinNeverlandI think they're actually referring to the Peter Pan Disney remake. But idk

@LxstinNeverland

8 ай бұрын

@chinita2463 I haven't seen that one yet so I wouldn't know either. Maybe I'm crazy but I still can't see Disney making Peter Pan a villain in that way. Not in their own remake. OUAT was the only show that went all out in making Peter Pan the ultimate villain version of the fairytale, which was awesome to see.

Three goats Jack's forth wall break And a foursome Sorry we're lost

32:46 As a kid, this scene made me question “What the actual hell was I watching?” 😂

I knew the kid at the start of dead men tell no tales. He sat infront of me in german

I didn’t expect that Spanish Inquisition

It wouldnt be the strength of 100 men, it would be the weight.

Hell yea I’ve been waiting for this!

Didn't he notice the vault was empty whilst in there shagged Or are rolled up notes just forplay and how many can up insert This reminds us of our university days Add 100 sins as that's how much she cost us. Knightly🙈🙊🙉

"Can;t believe they got Pete Best to play Jack's uncle"? What else, other than playing with a bunch of perfectly average bandmembers at innumerable wineries and corporate events in North America, was he doing?

Critique of the critiqur: ship design in the golden age of piracy when these films were set was half luck and half judgement, so it's entirely possible that the combinations of the occult and proto-engineering employed happened to be *just* right to make the pearl the fastest ship afloat for the next hundred or so years... Least until HMS Victory was launched...

Paul McCartney joke... We see the tumble weed And Uncle where're the weed A skeleton walks into a tavern And

Closing your eyes before firing a musket is normal.

You have to take away at least 100 sins. They portrayed the Spanish perfectly in the 4th movie. Show up unexpectedly, call something heresy, destroy it, then you never hear from them again. It’s the best representation ever.

Speaking of the previously mentioned rules Who wrote the rules? Sir Paul McCartney on tumble weed

I love watching the silly Pirates movies, and im going to love this video